/brit/

fucking BITCH

It wouldn’t even fit!

A "miracle" baby girl has become the first child in the UK to be born to a mother using a donated womb.

The baby's mum, Grace Davidson, 36, was born without a functioning uterus, and received her sister's womb in 2023 – in what was then the UK's only successful womb transplant.

Two years after that pioneering operation, Grace gave birth to her first child in February. She and her husband, Angus, 37, have named their daughter Amy after Grace's sister, who donated her womb.

Holding baby Amy - who weighed just over two kilos (four and a half pounds) - for the first time was "incredible" and "surreal", new mum Grace says.

name of the red head on the right?

tossing up if i should have some 'sta
thats what cool people call pasta

you don’t like the royal family then you’re a leftoid

Actual mongoloid who was dropped on his head as a baby

angela rayner

lugsy malone

Are you? That explains a lot

I really am acting quite niggardly tonight ngl

angela rayner

fit

Anybody here remember the year 2000? What was it like?

ayy dis nigga 4 real??

how are they

dunno all I remember was being a shagger in reception

you want to rethink that post carefully

wonder if that is vacuum-assisted delivery (VAD)

fine. how about you?

I’m right though aren’t I

just remembered the six million

cockmogs me (i guess)

It's bizarre when ubereats drivers just cancel the order after ages. Time wasting scum

yanks finna be like:

i graduated summa cum loud major in anthropology and minor in biomedical sciences and i got on the dean's list and was class valedictorian and prom king

its almost midnight on a weekday

what's the point of a prom exactly

No you never are

bet she’s hiding her long thick cock behind those thighs

i dont believe it was anywhere near that

well what's the point in any party or celebration I suppose

post it then (the cock the tiddies the THIGHS)
post their recent picture :)

girlfriendberg cackling at some completely unfunny shite her tranny and "queer" friends have posted on their group chat
god I hate her

well yeah you can see one pack doesn't have a million in them let alone several millions, so six of them wouldn't be anywhere near six million

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give her good seeing to mate, get the belt out

also why does he/she/it have the twin towers painted on the bedroom wall there
bit odd

What the fuck that's the second ubereats driver who's cancelled on me fucking foreign cunts

i need to go get a gf but the problem is: i need to be a not cringe horrid person when i get comfortable, so i need to practise, but no point getting to that point with someone because i cant

why are you romantically involved with someone who befriends trannies and benders?

*puts you on a train to the middle of nowhere (cheadle) to be gassed*

speaking of cocks I've recently seen the largest one I've ever seen recently and it was on a tranny of all thing, doesn't that just beat all?

its a complete scam

word has spread, and niggas do remember

maybe they blacklisted you or smth

wtf is that math, it should be ~2k a day

No you didn't

dont want to know that you have seen cocks, thats gross

Got sick of dealing with all of them. Used to be real convenient but now it's just subletting pakis not delivering shit.

more more more

just saw a video of a 14 year old girl coming in at 3am and her mum filming her telling her off and the girl's just telling her to shut the fuck up
absolute state of kids these days

Sorting through all I've the papers which I've saved and finding some things which make me sad. Done nothing with my life in 7 years

Because I am a straight male in the.current year
All women are like this

~3k*

Ubereats order starting from scratch because two different drivers drove all the way there and then cancelled

What happened that made both of them go nah I quit, i wonder

I love it when fatties get all worked up about food

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It's the mother's fault for letting it get that bad, children should be taught to respect their parents from birth

you live on terf island mate, not all women are like this at all.

most women think its weird

Me? Penisexual

Keep yapping on mate I definitely give a fuck

I'm skinny and haven't eaten anything today at all and I'm ordering a high protein meal (big mac, double quarter pounder, triple cheeseburger)

dunno about you mate but none of the girls I knocked about with hung around trannies or other freaks

All women under 25 are like that

women...

good lad. im a virgin

HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM

you must live in london or something cus i've never met a person in real life who likes trannies.
everyone thinks its weird and disgusting

it's midnight mate they aren't going to deliver your slop unless you're in central london

Beautiful Hapa women

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L O N D O N
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D
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my wife got married? NOOOO

she's in fuuuacckan london

zoomer roommate watching tiktoks without headphones below my window again

Hapa women are the most physically attractive race

Pay attention to the tiktoks

My 26 year old female friend just broke up with her boyfriend but they're still living together, so she went and shagged a black 17 year old drug dealer, in a park, several times, and evidently without using a condom because she told me she thinks he's given her an sti

She told me this over lunch on sunday

I won't be able to enter a football riot in Scotland

I won't be able to fight a bunch of fat retards while drunk and someone screams

Mate you are fucking boring

What did he mean by this?

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just be like the Texan yank at the Olympics who threw a soyboy cuck down 6 flights of stairs

still posting this cuck fiction? give it a rest

put some shrimp on the barbie

God's watching haha

Pooing out of my arse. In other news my sister is travelling to Kosovo so I hope you wish her all well lads

My order was cancelled after a third delivery driver cancelled after getting all the way to the place, and a refund has been issued or whatever

I'm starving for fuck sake I'm going to die and these foreigners did it, what the fuck happened when they got to maccies that caused them all to cancel

Not wanking tonight

is ur sister dua lipa

My order was cancelled after a third delivery driver cancelled after getting all the way to the place, and a refund has been issued or whatever

I'm starving for fuck sake I'm going to die and these foreigners did it, what the fuck happened when they got to maccies that caused them all to cancel

Nothing because you aren’t actually ordering food

what have you got in the house lovey

It's true

ai slop

depeche mode mentioned (earlier, that is)

most likely maccies is on bullshit

We're approaching the 80th anniversary lads...

forced to go to the toilet

I could do with a night off too

never seen this pic before

Got the porn on

:)

it is an odd moustache isnt it

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

^ this
porn and gn for me i think

society would be better off with a ratio of 70:30 female/male
;
think about it

you saw it before you posted

God is watching

what would be bwtter

I am happy to announce that the mouse that catberg unleashed in my bedroom has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

give it a rest

love this image

Its like that so it could fit in a gas mask during WW1

depletes hypergamy for females
a polygynous society
;
we all win

Yeah I know but I'd never actually act on it

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

He WILL rvtvrn

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didn't care before you made me realise and still don't care now

Need to have a talk about this Hitler posting
Not on is it

corr that lip bite tho

need a gf to fix me like an abused dog or seagull covered in oil

remember when I drove the night bus after switching from normal hours and seeing the same schoolboys around the ages of 10 coming and going on the bus at night at 11pm-4am on a school night. completely feral.

cared enough to reply

Time is a flat circle. We're in Carcosa now. BLACK STARS.

he was kino tbf
went a wee bit too far tho lol

I wish I were a hick living in the Appalachian Mountains

actually reporting this post to the authorities mate

Thats the most obviously american post ive ever seen

applachia is reddit

chapped lips wont fix themselves

REGGIE LEDOUX?!

sex se reggie
i love him so much

literally thought of that name earlier but couldnt remember where it was from
fucking mad

I do think we live in a very mad and weird time
I wanted to find a song. I only had a short excerpt of it in my head. Googled the lyrics, found the song, and it played immediately on YouTube.
I feel like I should have had an odyssey to find the song, but instead, it's there. It was already found in seconds.

THE STARS....

gayyyy

braces

erm...

i love him so much

why the FUCK are you still dating English women when Poles are here in droves

what about when he starts speaking though and he sounds like a man

when Poles are here in droves

they tend to come here with their husbands mate.

I prefer italian

he sounds cute
or when he uses the beepbeepbeepbeepbeep boops sound

2 for me

this is what always puts me off the gay porn

yet you still cant have sex

guarantee i can cook better bigos than any of these slags

I've known several Polish girls and they were all utter cunts, really unpleasant women

Fuck I am going to the UK so I can get Samuel Smith we're it's cheap because 12.59 for a 4 pack is ridiculous

BBC only sadly

NEED windows to incorporate ai so i can describe the reaction image im thinking of that's sitting in my image folder instead of combing through it all manually

Their pubs are good as well, they only sell Sam Smiths beers, and at relatively low prices.
Used to spend a lot of time at the White Horse in Soho when I lived in London.

Literally moving there this year. Cannot wait

man i wish there was more like reggie

We are?

cant you just draw another

UK police can still arrest you in Poland. Dubai is probably a better option for your kind

i love whygena

scooping smegma off my bellend like yoghurt at the bottom off the pot

We got tarrifs now so beer is expensive especially Samuel smiths and London pride

thinkin bout fingerin their downy little fannoise

Not a millionaire who loves getting shit on by pakis why would I move to Dubai

NEW YORK (AP) — Stocks turn positive on Wall Street in a sudden reversal and the Dow jumps 300 points erasing a loss of 1,700.

Literally moving there this year

moving to a place that will become an active warzone in the next 5 years

oh my days

didnt know they made them that small

Re read my first sentence you little cunt and stop trying to be funny

how does one pronounce 'fannnoise' ?

is it
: fan-oy ?
: fan-wah ?
: fan noise ?

fannoise as in fannoise gamgee

called laptops mate

Imagine willingly getting rugged by yanklideshi politicians

Chris Benwah

Prom king, 17, mysteriously drowns in just 15ft of water at a lake

definitely completely organic

triple threat goat

fannoise gamgee

bradley walsh utterly creasing at death

BY GAWD
HE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD
AND HE LOOKS PISSED AS HELL

its fan-wah

yer thats what i thought

I'm a stoyk

yeah just heard the ayatollahs declared one upon you for being a boring twat

tfw ywn be a Thanksgiving Homecoming senior prom king and have a homecoming sophomore queen gf whos a cheerleader who you met at the March Madness game at the Superbowl finals in the fourth of july when you were a quarterback for the Milwaukee Tigers (go tigers!) in the Southwestern division of the Eastern conference for the college championship at your timeshare in upstate Talahassee, tri state area.

leftypol eating a black mans poo and going 'mmmmm'

scremagming

ROOTS
BLOODY
ROOTS

chris benoit's wife drugged as he applies the crippler crossface and chokes her to death
chris benoit's son making desperate spastic sounds as he too is crippler crossfaced to death

scroamanign

all you do is wake up and jack off to images of white women getting fu*ked by black men, it's a fucking sad reality mate

...and today's question is: is rorke a bhenchod? ...

my name is literally Britain without the T and second I

oop, you shot a kid. you idiot. you absolutely fucked it. youre fucked

alri brain

alri ted

alri rihanna

Nigga think he Brain

there was a welsh rapper i used to listen to but i can't remember his name right now it was mister something i think anyone here remember or know who it might be

based Brian

mister something

try jones
if that doesn't work try evans

yeah i know

this dudes videos was okay until she started dissecting videos that didnt need examining.

mrgreenguy streaming "how accurate is schedule 1" brother you are a chemist

Homebrew porter came out mighty tasty

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goodnihght britbabs

his centrism too radical for you?

mental how the brain named itself

you mean brian

Do I control the brain or does it control me?

I feel a song coming on

mr traumatik lol. freak

you are the brain. control is what you have over the rest of your body. your body is not you, it’s an extension of your brain

no mate this lad is the brian

you are the brain

Once paid an irish woman with massive chebs €50 to call me a faggot

Reddit opinon to be like "Omg no we are just a brain controlling a mech suit"

I haven't seen you in the Sky Fortress lately

this isnt true. do you tell your body to control your internal temperature, do you tell your heart to pump?

Haven't seen you in sky sports hd lately

Had to pay 520 for new brake pads. Not pleased, not one bit.

all my homies HATE lazio
this a roma general, boi

all my homies HATE lazio

this a roma general, boi

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we’re a Napoli general as a matter of fact

Listening to The Smiths and crying in my childhood bedroom

watching the catamite and the cheese grater on sky go!

got a massive willy i’ll never use

might as well get it out for the lads then

we’re a Napoli general as a matter of fact

for me it's baby by justin bebier. i have so many memories with that song

why was boris johnson a shit pm?

tried having gay sex once
no exaggeration i literally vomited and ran off

/brit/ is split between a juventus faction and ac milan faction

football is gay if you watch football your gay

we've been saying this since the 1800's

drugs are peng because what do you mean i get to choose how i die AND feel good while doing it?

my name is literally britain but with n instead of the b, i instead of the r, g instead of the the i, another g in place of the t, e instead of a, r instead of i and no n at the end

speak for yourself lad

it is arguably the best way to go out overdosing on something like fentanyl

what about women's football love watching them run about getting all sweaty and bothered haha

my favourite glinner moment was when he published a 10,000 word essay on substack about sissy hypno porn "for research"

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

isnt that meant to be like his job or something

What is it that actually leads someone down the dark road to complete Trans Derangement Syndrome?

Like, Glinner is obviously a massive repper, but what set it off? I don't buy that it was just that episode of the IT Crowd

Glinnermong found the one person uglier than him to pick on

Glinner is 100% repressing something. No one ruins their life over something so trivial without a person reason being at play.

looks like he got under your skin, man

crazy some of you probably pose for selfies with your girlfriends regularly

All along, there was a story
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Spare me all the allegories please
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Oh yeah, I'm down on my knees

this is unthinkable to me

who the hell is glinner again? another namefag or an eceleb like ruby? some of you need to find more interesting topics of conversation.

Mrs has been obsessed with that ghibli thing so I've taken more selfies with her in the past week than photos I have with her in the past year

last selfie i took with a girlfriend was me nude with my ex in ireland last year

she left me.

all selfies of me past year are on my exes phone (likely deleted)

transgenderism is a paedophilic cult that must be utterly destroyed

NTAYRT but Glinner is clearly a mentalist regardless

He doesn't even take Christmas day off and has lost his family whilst pretending to be a troon on tinder

Whatever you think he's a nutter

screaming at the thought of your pained expressions uploaded to her social media daily

Are you so ghoulish you don't like photos taken of you?

dh

hating trannies is a moral imperative

Sulfuric acid or flamethrower are the best way to deal with them

Watching the same men who have spent years threatening JK Rowling and Graham Linehan turn on a dime to defend Neil Gaiman tells you everything you need to know about trans activism.

If I had to making a dating profile right now I would have 0 photos to upload.

You reckon Graham Linehan and JK Rowling were bitten by the same tick that causes your brain to malfunction and obsess over trannys?

Fair enough

guy who wrote black books father ted and it crowd
his episode of it crowd with the tranny got retroactively removed from channel 4 years after the fact
now hes a nutter who spends his entire life whining about trannies on twitter