/brit/

Not a syllable

There's nothing good here

Long ago. Social media was a mistake

Speaking yesterday on the panel of the Tufton St love-in IEA/TaxPayers Alliance event at the Tory party conference Graham Linehan admits he has just been dropped by his TV agent after calling David Tennant a "groomer".

Banter

I reckon he does it as a mating strategy to shag TERFs

Tufton St love-in IEA/TaxPayers Alliance event at the Tory party conference

sounds doopin mental!

Mad how many men ruin their lives by becoming schizo Rorke nutters lmao, middle aged (and onwards) blokes are seriously retarded

Graham Linehan

Russell Brand

Lawrence Fox

John Cleese

Eamonn Holmes

Anyone else?

anyone say “sir queer bummer” yet? if not it’s mine

Except the most beautiful women on earth. If I moved down there I think the places east of Sacramento in the mountains look the best. Placerville or Auburn would be my pick

gwaller

Graham Linehan is just a contrarian grifter mong, remember when he used to also rant about how Count Dankula was a Nazi for the pug video (despite writing similar Nazi jokes himself) only to later change his tune?

sorry mate

No matter where you go, nothing will change
you will still be you

Sir Soup Stirrer

nutters

I'm choosing to live within the confines of the delusions that my government has allowed me.

Anya!

sir weird fucker
how bout that

I am quite happy with where and who I am.

im not
want to swap?

sir queef farmer

all yours la

genuinely cannot remember what it feels like to be happy

Sure

just bee yoursef

wish i knew who or what i am
i like your tripcode by the way

youtu.be/6q3gd47tTVw?si=_q6IPFT6dJxRinD7

sir george floyd sex arse

scrombling

sir fox

Can i get a cigarette mayne

Happiness is burying your face in a pair of chebs whilst getting wanked off

Stir-Fry Kier Starmer

sir nigger killer
wow look at those boobies!

Glinner is probably wanking it to the most hardcore shemale stuff imaginable which is why he's pissed off.

i dont smoke, mister

Brunoberg

Sir Kia Driver

not sure how i would react if a girl wanted to peg me, in all honesty i'd probably cave and try it

hes got that nordic stare

sir dalai lama

i tried it
she loved me and had massive—and i mean MASSIVE breasts and a thin waist. was weird, didn’t like the sensation but the image of that girl’s huge breasts brushing against my face and chest whilst fucking me was pretty hot, especially since (at the time) i was a skinny malnourished freak

Sir dyke look alike

That's another cigarello smoked.

brown kids in Gaza and Yemen blown to smithereens lol

tango suckas

Adolescence makers to reboot nuclear drama Threads

The Sheffield-based firm plans to turn the 1984 movie, which tracks the aftermath of an attack on the city, into a TV series.

FUCK OFF

who's idea was it?

Any plane autists in? I Have a lesson next week. I doubt they'll have me flying it myself but I'm bricking it

he should'be replied "what am I, your pimp?"
literally no comeback from this

inb4 le blimp

she's speaking french and it's a lame kindergarden tier joke anyway

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

Starting next week ALDI is giving me what is basically full time hours

35 hours first week

28 hours second week

30 hours third week

So far this year I've been doing mostly 10 hours a week with the occasional 20 hour week. This is not going to be good for my mental health.

any non-brits try this? is it any good?

Monica Bellucci Sex Arse!!!!

guy who wrote black books father ted and it crowd
his episode of it crowd with the tranny got retroactively removed from channel 4 years after the fact
now hes a nutter who spends his entire life whining about trannies on twitter

Neither is putting on a dress and pretending to be a woman

hers

But enough about your dad!

I support russia
I support Iran
I support china
I support hezbollah
I support hamas
I support the houthis
I support assad

tell her she can if you get a go doing something you want
like that episode of peep show

is this AI generated?

Shut up spaino you ugly fat freak

tell her she can if you get a go doing something you want

i always get what i want

If you like British production it has lots of underrated gems and old classic stuff

no stop
I'm not a whore
*smashes your head in*
*smashes your arsehole to pieces*
*spits on you*

was she asking for it?

Microwave rice is so lush team

Having the mexican one now.

Searching for posts with the tripcode ‘yBCfUJeAF0r’.

Returning only first 5000 of 14105 results found.

may as well put a vpn on and watch stuff on bbc iplayer, just pretend u have a loicesne and ur good

There’s a guy in the back of the tunnel that watches for a second and walks on

missus lets you shag her sister while she watches?

no my phone camera just sucks ass
may give it a try then
been meaning to try The Thick of It

Oh my dayssssss sacked tranny on suicide watch

yh..........................

ngl I would too
nothing to gain from putting my life at risk """""""saving"""""" some whore getting raped by some pump with a knife

If sacked tranny is really 5 ft 9 why isn't she getting bummed? Curious.

I've been using this tripcode for about 18 months. So that works out to about 770 posts per month. Divided that by 28 is roughly 28 posts made every day

That's fuck all compared to some of you lot.

Irrefutable photographic evidence i am white. So I dont want to hear ANYBODY say im not from this point forward.

blimey well
crack on then lad

Divided that by 28 is roughly 28 posts made every day

That's fuck all

770 per month

very feminine hands
are you female or just never had a job in your entire life

28 posts a day is fuck all. I've made like 4/5 posts in this thread already in the span of like 10 minutes

5 posts to much in my eyes

Someone slay this demon

I've made like 4/5 posts in this thread already in the span of like 10 minutes

state of the loser

I really don't want to do all those fucking hours at ALDI. It will fuck up my anime watching and gaming habits. It's taken me years to get back into them properly and now fucking ALDI is threatening to turn me into a joyless husk of a woman again just like Greggs did to me.

this thread is not even close to dead enough for me to consider engaging with tripmongs
but i suppose some of you have really dreary lives so enjoy, i'm off to bed

wait..sacked tranny is tilde?

woman

done a stab in my can
stabbed can if you will
it’s been stabbed

I'll buy ya a house on the sandy beach and give ya half of what I owe

you're so desperate for validation and attention you larp as a tranny who works at aldis on an anonymous forum on the Internet and thats very sad
get a grip you're unfathomably pathetic

Can any of you lads tie knots? I can only do a reef knot, like a fucking simpleton

because you were sexually abused as a child and it turned you into a tranny

okay smooth hands
do you moisturise daily or what

tilde boatcomesin

Mental how trannies on this site have no feminine qualities, and seem to be perverted men that like jerking off wearing ladies underwear lol

I've posted MULTIPLE pictures of myself in my uniform it's obviously not a fucking larp you fucking lobster handed freak

im not this guy
but yes i do

Listening to the Lego rock raiders soundtrack

post arse or it's a larp

post you at the till
or are you a shelfstacking nonce?

is there a way to contact you on another social media platform?
i'm looking for a girl to love and provide for.
i'm a cryptocoin millionaire and i want an autistic girl.

Yeah? And let me guess having an abusive alcoholic father who died when I was 12 also significantly affected my sense of gender identity too?

every homosexual of any stripe was either sexually abused as a child or is a pedophile.

sick of hearing this

just got called a freak by a man in a dress
words lost all meaning to me

this is pretty sad now desu, sorry i even brought that up.

I am usually on the till because I'm not trusted to stack shelves. I got a formal warning because I put some mint sauce in the wrong place a few weeks ago

i’m the biggest cocksucking faggot in the world and i was/am neither 1) sexually abused, nor 2) a pedophile

suckng sanjeevs dusky cock and ball

haha feet as rabbit ears that's clever that

pgymy sex arse

i hate trannies so much bros, i don't mind admitting i've got an almost glinner-tier obsession with them

get her shagged then m8

t. pedophile who was sexually abused as a child
you probably have a little boy chained up in your basement right this second

Seems like there's something deeper there

I am the [town where I live] ghoul

Note: Ghoul here refers to the manga Tokyo Ghoul I'm not a freak

boo hoo sugar plum
life is unfair deal with it

the jew Magnus Hirschfeld created the transgender phenomenon. The national socalists banned and burned all his literature and kicked him out of Germany.

lmao

twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1274116146954993669?s=19

glinner on suicide watch

I'm not trusted to stack shelves

imagine being such a useless piece of shit you're not trusted to stack shelves in aldi

Sorry to be a spoilsport but I think you've given a load of data to some company that's probably developing facial recognition technology to sell to the Met

Its actually quite complicated. There's a system in place you have to follow and there are time targets too.

Employed needs to be fucked in the storage room at Aldi, that'll fix her. Most of these troons have these little boy hobbies, until you give them a good shag and remind them if they are submissive fags that need cock

who are you voting for ?

Reminder that Gigi is the best and Bambi-chan was happier as a zombie (and cuter!)

just want to eat goyfeed and goon for the rest of my life.

you really do wonder what sort of loser freaks post in here from abroad.

price of eggs in yankland now?
are people still fighting over eggs?

I hate going to the conscription office because they moved to a building next to my former school and I feel anxious walking past it. back in the day they were right across the administration where I got the paper I needed to give them so it was just a breeze

complicated system of putting mint sauce on a shelf

gz on winning the war
big W

havent seen an egg in five years
it’s a wasteland here
fight to survive; kill or be killed. killed a black lad over the last cup of clean water in a ten mile radius this evening. we’ve resorted to large scale gang warfare over the remaining food stocks. people torturing and crucifying rival groups over ibuprofen. it’s a bloodbath.

you new here? 190 did almost 40K posts. and this is an old screenshot

Making Em suck my balls and gag on my dick and cumming on her glasses. Nun yankfag cud do x

I remember that game

delicious food. clean water to drink. access to pornography and the internet. That is what life is about. Hook me up to the Zuckerbergstein goypod matrix I am ready to leave this life of struggle and strife

yeah but lads can any of you actually tie knots?

I wish I could reanimate dead bodies so much. There's a solemn beauty in death.

kill yourself

was a boy scout me. can do a few. not a fan of it as a craft, pretty useless outside of the bowline, square knot, clove hitch, and sheet bend

didn't know you lived in baltimore mate
my condolences

for real though, really enjoyed this post, nailed the snarky sarcastic tone

What do you even use them for in daily life?

fishing, hitching things to my truck, and uhh yea that’s about it.

The Great Plains of American shall henceforth be known as the Eggless Lands

San Francisco shall become Sans Ovum

Chicago shall become Chickensoneamericansnil

pain in left middle side under ribs, feels like somethings bloated?
cancer?
am I going to die?
release finally from this mortal coil?

I have an entire leftover al pastor burrito in the fridge for my tea lads
should I try to reheat it in the microwave or just eat it cold?
in addition to the meat it also contains beans rice cheese onion and cilantro
usually cold rice isn't very good, but the rice was very saucy and sort of broken down so it might be ok?

yeah? well hitch this then
*pumps*

gas bubble most likely

wish i was joking

Restaurant burritos taste horrible cold. I like to reheat mine in the oven over 15 to 20 minutes because it's better than microwave which often makes the tortilla soggy.

probably shouldn't have drank all that milkshake I guess
2 liters of shaken udder chocolush

eggy wegs are the new bitcoin I can tell

what was your first PC lads? mine was a early 2000's gateway

it's quite nice that
pretty good paired with an espresso
half a pint of chocolush, then sip your espresso, then the rest of your chocolush

hmm that seems like long time... what temperature do you do?

something in 2019

never owned a pc and im not joking
unless you count a laptop

Same. I've had two laptops in my life too. I have about 5 smartphones. 3 are dead and unusable

it sounds nice but moderation is key

got a Siemens prebuilt in 1997
dad got it from work for free as he worked at Siemens as a project manager
always remember it being 1997 because it was when diablo 1 first released and I played the shit out of it
think It had like a voodoo1 on board gpu and windows 95

Might go to bed team. What we thinking?

just always struck me as a waste of money to buy the GxPronigger 5027 90x GX for $4000 so i can play skyrim with 20 more pixels

hope you choke on your sleep and don't wake up, you freak

got a Siemens prebuilt in 1997

dad got it from work for free as he worked at Siemens as a project manager

always remember it being 1997 because it was when diablo 1 first released and I played the shit out of it

think It had like a voodoo1 on board gpu and windows 95

I dont have space for a PC I just play games on the PlayStation

ah rorke I didn't notice you were here

bro I am so old I remember using MS-DOS

you dont play games on the playstation though do you mate, girls dont play video games.

initialism or acronym

voodoo1 was ancient to me when i started pc gaming and i'm over 30 mate, how old are you?

200

don't remember
was some shitbox my dad cobbled together from random parts he took from his startup
played lots of civ 2 and sim city on that bad boy

George RR Martin write his novels on MS-DOS

I'm okay with tranners as long as they still have the cock
post op tranners are just weird and smell of rotting flesh
if.you wanna be a mega gay femboy, fine but don't tell me you're a woman, you a man

ancient

I'm okay with tranners as long as they still have the cock

gonna get super blazerstonedhigh on some niggaweed and then SLEEP for 12 hours

Never understood getting high just to go to sleep. Wouldn't you want to be awake to enjoy it?

Graham Linehan having an absolute MELTDOWN on twitter being the only man on planet earth siding with the court over nazi pug man.

Tip top entertainment chaps and chapettes.

twitter.com/Glinner

is there a heterosexual version of /brit/?

hey if the tranny spammer is still here might I make some requests for your next round?

if i’m honest i do wish i were a woman but i’d never transition and will never tell anyone about this in reality

they are so dependent on weed they cant relax without it anymore

Bro watch out that redneck gonna steal yo weed

not many people know that Glinner had a stroke in his 20s, which is why he looks weird and has questionable views

Booyakasha! Wagwan bluds. It's your main man catyank.

I had a friend when I was young that lost both of her parents when they climbed Everest without oxygen and wandered off in a storm b/c they were delirious. She became an orphan when we were 7.

genuinely think glinner will troon out within the year

set of balls to pull off a stache like that

it could be worse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7gZnQcWT28
glinner now believes gamergate was correct and wokeness has gone too far.
do you agree with him /brit/?

rorke's house

I haven't had a good night's sleep in months.

yekshimesh ma bloodclot rasta man
very nice
wow wawa wee waaah

get at least 7 hours a night

of gooning

wagwan
do you like madlib the beat konducta

nearly reported this cos i thought this was an image of your testicle mate
cheers to your testicle head though x

Maybe have regular showers and less drugs and your nights will be more restful

lucky

Might put my trust on the Lord Jesus Christ

Whatever happened to him?

good dungeon synth album

youtu.be/lZS19DslkgQ

who the fuck is this literal half human/half giraffe hybrid?

sleeping. cooming. eating. the only pleasure.

when did kiwifruits get so big? I remember them being the size of a golf ball

Deja Vu (2006) starring Denzel Washington
movies from that era all had a certain look to them

American Gangster (2007) is a good Denzel movie

The movie Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010) has good cinematography.

'A Minecraft Movie' massively over-performs, debuting with a colossal $162.7 million domestically. Worldwide, it earned $313.4 million, the second biggest debut for a video game movie.

To see if you still feel?

obsession with mens looks is an american rightoid calling card, they are all homosexuals

I remember. It was Christmas, about seventeen years ago. I remember unwrapping a video game I really wanted and had been really excited to play. That is the last time I remember feeling happiness that fills you up and a sense of optimistic wonder.

what game?

I think uh a lot of these erm posts are a bit um off topic really

Horrible decapitation accident with a helicopter

SCREAMING

Kingdom Hearts 2

GOOD SONG

lots of internet brain rot on display here

don't really get how blasé everyone is to so many Palestinians dying

Weren't there marches and shite about it. Not very blasé that

its quite literally illegal in my country to express even tepid support for them

It isn't but why the fuck do you care some country half the earth away is fighting another country half the earth away

very based, great game

why do you care about other people bro

just wanked

nta but genocide is not a good thing

I agree and I want the wellbeing of society globally but two countries that wouldn't give a fuck about me outside of how many missiles I can give them I don't really give a toss

I care because every single politican in my country supports it 100% and my government is funding the slaughter, it isn't some tribal conflict in africa. If i born and lived in switzerland or something I wouldn't care

good techno track

youtu.be/2V9YL_f2NFk

You can just not support either side mate. Our prime minister's wife is a jew we have the same thing

yeah id probably share your view if it wasn’t my money directly funding it

Yeah that's fair enough tbf

I don't like seeing children burned alive and hospitals with sick people being bombed so I support Palestine, it's 110% the morally correct choice to make. Its good and evil and its not really up for debate.

if it wasn’t

weren't

2/10 for getting me to reply

It's far worse in America, every single member of congress bar five are literally funded by AIPAC.
We don't have anything near to that scale here.

Tareef don’t like it
Rock the casbah

does anyone wanna hear me sing in the next thread

Casino Royale was the only genuinely great Daniel Craig James Bond movie. Quantum of Solace and Skyfall were not bad but not that good eithet.

quite frankly, if you see IDF soldiers killing men, women, children, the elderly, the infirm, the disabled, pregnant women, babies in the most horrific gruesome way known to man all while it is broadcasted live on the TV/internet then you are quite literally a psychopath

Need some slam clam pronto