/cumland/-canada usa mexico iceland

trashy white girls

I dont even know where to meet women. It certainly isnt at bars

The other foot still being socked makes this images so great

don't bother. she's lost to the streets.

Lmao bro you are always complaining about bars
I can imagine you sitting at the bar with a sad look on your face surrounded by boomer men

i'm a femcel

Girls like that are for sex not love

closing the thread, I will not promote this gross woman

It certainly isnt at bars

last friday i was invited to dance at a bar by a girl unprompted. it really is at bars just don't get sloshed

Show pussycel

Hi spinny

Kys. Fuck off

I dont get sloshed because beer's are too expensive

that and I guess I've built up a tolerance

No
If you weren’t here when everyone thought rage comics were hilarious you don’t deserve to post here

if i wanted sex without love, a whoo-ah isn't going to compete with the world's largest repository of porn (the internet) installed in 95% of US households (the computer)

That’s why you buy a couple of shooters at the liquor store before you head in
It’s genuinely not hard to talk to women

anybody here like to write stories? Alot of mine could be made under $500. Have you ever considered bringing them to life?

You're a normie. Your opinion is worth less than that of a woman.
Just leave

THIS GUY GETS IT. primo pregame knowledge.

Why did you block me on discord, Spinny?

It’s genuinely not hard to talk to women

alright fabio, how do you break the ice with a girl youve never met before

I have several ongoing stories I never share with anyone.

thread made by the brazilian coomer

grim

There’s no hint for it it all depends on the situation
Talk about whatever is going on in your immediate surroundings

you guys should really put serbia in the subject field some time. i mean more to this gen than the icelander

I like to write short stories and personal blog stuff. Recently I've felt a little annoyed. It's not a writer's block but a frustration of the limitations of writing. There are some things that simply cannot be expressed perfectly in writing. Visual mediums just hold more data. You can't describe an image in writing without losing data, for lack of a less autistic way of putting it.

Common for autists with ADHD (me)

I like the Icelandic guy more than the Serbian guy.

The half of Iceland with Reykjavik is geographically in North America

dumb arthoe pic + iceland in subject

very shit new

Forgot my aipac donation this month fml

watchin destiny

kek

it's the brazilian schizo

one bad thing about this general is we have incredibly lazy OPs. Look at the swedish general and the norwegian general. Those mfers have OC in almost every thread

does he say anything interesting?

they are try-hards

Not too bad. Most European and Asian stock indexes lost much more today.

cool idk

better than what we have now

random image on my hard-drive

some shit image that has been used 100 times already

nothing in the subject, no previous, no edition

Looks very small. Is that a quail?

looks more like hen

ive been jackin off to ai chatbots and its been improving my mental health

this is what i call an incel moment

glad he's rid of that hoe, she was no good for him
today he's kind of low-energy desu

how long do you think before trump cucks out of the tariffs?

So, are all your boomer parents freaking out because their 401ks lost so much value in the last weeks?

Raggy, I ront feel so rood....

no that hasn't happened to me

How can you be an incel in Latin America? Most LatinX girls are very sex positive and don't have high standards.

Nope

no we should really just tell schziopoo to fuck off with the stupid subjects and don't post pedokraut's images for the OP

BET is on the tv at dr scambergs office
But its playing a wholesome old 70s black sitcom
Idk which one

Are your parents poor without savings or do they watch Fox News every day?

watching anikino

How does a 401k lose money idk how this stuff works
Is this yet another common IRA w

my dad watches Fox News every day

He won't, but once prices start rising and the average comsoomers start nooticing, the dems will put in legislation to cancel the tariffs and put Republicans in the hot seat. I'm interested to see what happens desu.

Destiny? I remembered when we had nothing but weev, and we were happy, dammit!

going to my previous example, a girl just came over to me and asked if I wanted to dance at the bar event where people were dancing. there were no tricks or skills required other than confidence. what's to say you couldn't do that?

A 401K is typically made up of a variety of stock investments. If stocks go down, then your 401K goes down.

Americans will pay 50 dollars a pound for mexican avocados before just buying the 2 dollar ones grown in america

hey i'm new to /cum/ is it okay if i'm around for a little while?

*remember
and desu reading Kiwifarms threads is still more than watching streamers even today

They have savings and pensions from their old jobs. They are not too concerned with another crash

hey whats up

its super easy to meet women, a girl just came over to me and asked if I wanted to dance

ah of course, I just need to sit around and have women approach ME

Realized i can use my mobile tv cable app to see whats playing on BET instead of just wondering
Explain like im retarded and youre an ai chatbot how an ira differs pls

I am getting eaten alive by drinking while tired

no, i'm saying you flip the script and ask a girl. SHE did nothing you couldn't do.

alright what?

Im ugly though

We don't really have news channels like that in my country. The most important tv channels are more or less controlled by the government and are rather left-leaning.

You could just do the asking
Its not complex
You go out on the dance floor and you ask her name and whete shes from

if you try, i don't know how successful you will be. but i know for a fact if you don't try you will never, ever get what you want.

Ok then die alone ugly boi

i don't want to be mean to this woman on hinge but if you look like Slagathor the Destroyer of Worlds in every group picture i don't think it's gonna work out between us.

your new channels have oversight boards with representatives from government, political parties, and other societal groups.

every time Ive asked out a woman its end in soul crushing humiliation

Family matters is what was playing (im not waiting room anymore)
Whitepill GODS run this gen
I was dropping them last night too after work

yeah, just remember to only talk about politics and women

ended*

Trump says he wants to deploy a “peace force” to control and take ownership of the Gaza Strip after expelling the Palestinians.

He plans to call Gaza the “Freedom Zone.”

No it hasnt
Youre catastrophizing simple rejections or just posting in bad faith
If youre genuine, it's only humiliating if you let yourself be humiliated
If you simply arent upset by getting rejected then its just another thing that goes on during the day to day life

I used to watch a lot of that as a kid. It always seemed weird to see Carl in Die Hard.

Yeah, that's right. Every household is forced to fund them with about $20 every month but most younger people don't really watch any of their programs.

uglier men than you have suffered bigger humiliations than you, more times than you and they kept swinging for the fences all the same. what doesn't kill you will make you stronger and the only losing move is to give up.

just remember someone really did this and had a positive outlook. NUT UP SONNY
desuarchive.org/int/thread/209644425/#209645669

and women?

I vaguely saw it on tv a few times as a kid but didnt watch it enough to be familiar with it, clearly i couldnt recognize it
I did recognize carl as soon as he appeared on screen though
Seeing him in die hard is strange yes kek hes a cop too its like a cinematic universe

universal basic practice gfs

if i lost weight i would be a 9/10

401k own bunch of rocks that grugs boss says you own, price of rocks go down, 401k go down. grug boss prefer you own rock in grug work

IRA let grug own bunch of rocks with rock choice, you can own shiny rock that less like to go down, but rock still might go down anyways.

Whatever happened to skulltulas in Zelda games?

Thank
Grug kind of understand now

i need moles removed from my face

now we're talkin

my life will turn around as soon as i stop being a fat fuck

I need moles removed from my garden

replaced with those faggot leaf things in BotW

I need moles removed from my mafia

they're pretty grotesque and distracting. I don't know why my mom didn't have them removed when I was a kid. Is it expensive? If I do it now that I'm a young adult everyone will comment on it and think I'm vain or something.

That ai generated Trump Gaza video was the most Indian shit I saw in my life

No, it won't. I said the same thing about my acne a few years before. The acne is gone now but I'm still a miserable lonely fuck.

might poo soon

You're projecting and that anon should stop being fat anyway

you're just trying to put me down it wont work

I CAN SEE THE EXPLORER'S MIND
I'M LOOKIN AT IT ALL THE TIME
I'M IN THE LAND OF SUN & GARDENS
LOOKIN' BACK MY EYES ARE PARDONED
youtube.com/watch?v=TNQwv0zMVqU

good luck on your journey. limit those calories and watch those pounds burn away i believe in you

Losing weight is a good and healthy thing to do but don't expect your life to change very much if you get slim.

The only girl in my area hinge eants to show me i haven't liked/removed has a kind of pretty face and seems genuinely kind but man her body is kinda shit and i just cant get into her and i feel bad cause otherwise I'd proly give her a shot

costs a few hundred, just get it done if you want, tell them it was possibly cancerous to shut them up if they say something

I used to be a skele then got Anon Babble and people noticeably started to treat me with more respect, and my self confidence skyrocketed. Don't listen to that German.

I want love but it’s impossible
A man like me, so irresponsible

are you a woman

I’ve been working out since the beginning of the year and I don’t see a difference

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you're probably not eating enough

i wanna suck american girls toes

Haven't been trying hard enough because 3 months is absolutely enough time to see changes in your body

you're building tone, not mass. which is fine and more people should be okay with this. if you want to optimize for mass you need to bulk up

I’m already fat
At least 2 times a week + creatine shakes

poles have a monopoly on anime though?

Same

you're building tone, not mass.

Total meme

Like i said not enough
Go work out 3-4x a week lifting heavy
Creatine is not for muscle building idk what you think of does but it's not that

Total me-ACK!

discombobulate.

Death to every single normie out there

Based

I saw change in 6 weeks, I am going at it kind of hard tho.
I work out for 20 minutes twice a day, and eat like mad, and cut down on sugar

genetically modified animals

What could possibly go wrong?

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if we're able to make extinct species extant again why the fuck are we bringing back dog #12432135 instead of WOOLY MAMMOTH or something cool

drinking a coke zero but i wish it was a cock zero because i'm gay

top men are on the mammoth project but there are apparently some complications

Ian Malcolm wrote about this o algo

because i'm gay

HEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHE

i hope you will be alcoholmaxxing tonight like real men, on god

What the ACTUAL sigma

feet

any other transgirls itt

on a monday?

Jason but she's on silent mode rn

How much treadmill walking will that undo

I have never even heard of Gorsko even tho stores hold such southern brands here as Nikšičko and Jelen here, and they're all just fine.

Based

i need to wake up in 6 hours, i dont give a fuck though, been drinking a bottle of wine a day since late january i dont feel anything

8'5 giga aryans

A whole lot and she said no anyway

I've seen like EVERY hentai manga that appeals to me in existence, so I've been going through AI hentai pics lately, and it's pretty good.

Like if I were ideologically opposed to AI like certain spergs, I wouldn't be allowed to like this picture.

Like, if

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such a nice relaxing day off from rape

Thoughts on My Lovely Ghost Kanna?

Best we can do is woolly mouse

about to poo

AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT

Overall, the work was less invasive than the typical cloning process. EPC cells were first isolated from gray wolf blood samples before scientists rewrote 14 key genes in the cell’s nucleus to express 20 dire wolf traits. Colossal scientists produced 45 engineered ova, which developed into embryos and inserted into the wombs of two surrogate hound mixes

science is crazy

trashy white girl feet

romance with a ghost

I won't read that. It'll just make me sad.

Does anyone have thw webm of the cat smiling and bouncing its head back and forth while human touches its paw

Haha that grizzly nigga is cute

Feel bad for killing wasp larvae why does something so cute have to grow up to be so evil

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It's cute very cute

It's evolution baby

makes me feel a little better i guess

in the future everyone will be white

just poo'd

i feel great killing insects, they are vile and truly Satan's servants. i once spray a wasp nest with butane and lit it on fire, should've heard those bitches popping inside as they roasted to death.

FUCK WASPS. TOTAL WASP DEATH.

TWD

Wonder if the 26 fifa World Cup is going to go hard
USA doesn’t give a single shit about football so ya idk
2006 Germany was the last World Cup that united the whole world in peace

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Brooo divegrass is fun o algo

Literally me jamming af when APT come on at work
Dire wolves are not just generic canid #47 they are an entirely separate lineage from wolves and dogs they are their own species that only superficially resembles wolves its very interesting actually
The mainland japanese wolf believed hunted to extinction was the only surviving extant member of their lineage

was this the cup where they raped Brazil in front of millions of people? The Goalocaust?

I remember that one well

goalocuast

not huelocaust

No that was 2014 in Brazil

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Drinking sparkling wine right now because I have finished all my beers.
What was in the right bottle? Beer or wine?

Next day i have off im going to spend it drinking death in thr afternoons and get mad dehydrated

Stuck in the middle with you

will people even show up? EU countries are advising no travel here

I pulled in to Brazil a couple weeks after this happened. PHEW

there were the obligatory chochky shops and they were all full of heavily discounted BRAZIL CHAMPIONS type shit. I could feel the seethe

Did they ever make new cracked spotify apks?

There was a guy on Dope Thief in the last ep that I was sure was Victor Coombs from X Files but really he was Zed from Pulp Fiction. Memorable face, that, and he hasn't changed much either.

Only brown countries care about diveball

Imagine being literally the only country to host a World Cup without a functioning public transport system with first world standards

i made one but i'm not sharing

*Victor Tooms
it's been a hot minute since I saw the X-Files last, but damn, those were good ep's

it's gonna be soulless and Germany will win it this time

nigga they're gonna use the world cup visitors to inflate deportation statistics for a day

germany isnt even goot atm. Itll probably be spain or argentina again

hungy

itsh been more than sixh monthshsince i been to the dentisht

The release of this song marked a cultural shift in Germany

youtu.be/H4odG4d_88g

EZ4ENCE

go on female Anon Babble

browse threads

expecting femcel posts

every post is about their relationships, having sex, and wanting to be stay at home moms

I knew femcels didn’t exist but it still hurts a bit to know celibacy is an exclusively male phenomenon

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schizo niggas be like
"this bus too spicy"

Im such a fucking cutie bros its a shame im single
A damn shame

if you're self respecting man you wouldn't touch these so called femcels even if they were the only women in this world

Mormons would be cool if not for their disgusting heretical ways

Mammoth coming 2028

The research was announced in March 2025, with the company stating their intention to produce the first genetically modified elephant calf with mammoth characteristics by the end of 2028.[1]

AI app upgraded me to their pro version for free because I've given them so much training data

before you post remember to ask yourself:
is this kind?
is this true?
who fucking asked?

because mammoths and elephants take forever to have bebes, hence why mammoths are extinct and elephants are protected

Fuck you
I'm a liar
I did

Its true elephants are pregnant for 2 years i learned that as a child

What the FUCK are you talking about

eating chicken noodle soup

elephants are pregnant for 2 years

Wow I learn something every day on /cum/!!!

Lowkey gay vibes

It's just a gray wolf with 14 genes changed to make it look like a dire wolf. It has no dire wolf genes and the majority of its genes remain unmodified. It's the wolf version of a tranny.

Fellas is nutrition zesty

the character was Eugene Tooms, actually. Idk where I got that previous name from. Still, great miniseries, Dope Thief, it surpassed even Bad Monkey, even tho Anon Babble hates Vince Vaughn, despite him being right-wing.

Yeah eating healthy is for homos. Daily big mac is the big dick diet

This is all "ancient animal revival" btw
They basically just make them superficial thing inpostors amogus

some nigga was drinking wheatgrass earlier so Im gonna say yes

It's important to scratch any itches on your nose with your thumb so people don't think you're picking your nose

i hate being a fat girl but momberg keeps buying junk food because it's on sale

If they could drop the heresy bit I'd move straight to Idaho and become heavily involved in my community

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*

I ordered 5 chicken strips, 5 hot wings, 6 onion rings, 2 sauces, kentucky gold sauce fries and a chocolate milkshake from KFC last week cause I wanted to 'murica it up. I just barely managed to finish my meal but it was far too greasy and heavy, so that cured my fast food cravings for a good long while (it was 11pm and I had had a relatively light lunch 8 hrs before).

You a heavy bihh?

i would still have sex with you probably i think

We're gonna have tall white guys with 0% white DNA

Actual soulless golems, unironically

data is the currency of the future

Long $LINK

kek

Stop ignoring me, Spinster!

short you having bitches

Shut the frick up

got it, we'll show you fewer shorts

click video

return to youtube homepage

10 shorts reel of worthless videos

thanks, youtube

Get his simp ass

Wixx dir einen auf Fußbilder und hör deinen Unterschichtsrap!

i'm spinster

That's in my top 10 favorite albums, good taste

No, you are not.

Oh you murica'd it up alright

Spinster, if you read this then please contact me.

Post tummy

It’s literally the single downside when it comes to Utah and Mormon communities
Maybe the whole country should be run by churches

Idk how british people can suffer when it's a cultural more for their women to approach men first. That only happens to the top 1% of men here.

PUSH PUSH PUSH

German New Wave is sick. VÖLLIG LOSGELÖST AUF DEM ERDE.

This is a load of baloney
Genetically editing a gray wolf does not equal a dire wolf. These hacks are going to edit elephant genes to be hairy and call it a mammoth

Chattanooga

That is my hometown
Do you have any questions

Have you seen the Daikon intro? Weebkino, the guy who went on to make Evangelion made this (janny style) with a few of his friends for a pop culture convention in the early 80's

youtube.com/watch?v=-840keiiFDE

Gonna genetically engineer myself to be 7’1

Masaka
Is this real

Pennsylvania. wet. cold
but green and lush with trees blooming

maybe you should genetically engineer some BITCHES, niggaaaaaaaa

These hacks are going to edit elephant genes to be hairy and call it a mammoth

you now remember that Jurassic Park is about Dinosaur-frog hybrids

Gonna genetically engineer a banana that tastes like pineapple

Please put a bitch with cute feet in the next op

People have already genetically engineered grapes that taste like cotton candy

Your state is finished.

bitch

bit rude though isn't it. try being a bit more respectful

Yeah I’ve tried those
They’re good I guess

i told her to count down from ten and she didn't pause or stutter once bros im going to kill myself

Pan: nice and hot.
Olive oil: in.

GODDAMN IT

for me it's Neu!'75

Kek all those nigras keep coming here only to find that their fellow barbarians turned the country into the same thing they are fleeing from

OH WHEN THEM COTTON FIELDS GET ROTTEN
YOU CANT PIIIIIIIICK VERY MUCH COTTON
IN THEM OOOOOOOOLLLLD
COTTON FIELDS BACK HOOOOOOME

also, I knew straight away by the band name that I was gonna like the second band. It's a Klaus Dinger tribute.

I have turtle wow installed, but I can't decide on a race/class

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I just did that one a couple weeks ago, my favorite was Hero. I'm a big Cluster/Harmonium guy personally. Not quite rock but still ridiculous electronic for 1974
youtube.com/watch?v=1Pzy7qmonM0

that's like that crazy German new wave chick, Nina whatsername, but less crazy

desu

For a nigga fleeing from Haiti life in the Rust Belt is like heaven on earth.

the best TVU songs are heroin, after hours, and ride into the sun

youtube.com/watch?v=m3Ff_O62pUs
I like both Cluster and Harmonia, though Zuckerzeit and Michael Rother's individual works have always seemed underwhelming. But this one with Eno is a forerunner of that pompous new romantic sound that I loved so much as a kid on VH1. Maybe it was all Bowie. I recently discovered that one of my fav albums, The Idiot by Iggy Pop was basically all Bowie. The madman.

ride into the sun

Respect, you also listen to the unreleased content albums

Notice how white girls are trashy whores but Mexican girls dance traditional dances and are trad and don’t like black guys

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New

You have such incredible taste, I love all those too

I dont, besides live at the gymnasium(?) where lou reed sounds like he's violently drunk. But I have banana and S/T on vinyl