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All memes aside, /cum/ probably is the smartest general, even with low IQ posters like redditleaf

You're familiar with all the other generals?

I can't even understand what those dumb fucks in the other generals are saying

Spooky nightmares again

lol

Holdfast is so fun bros

When will AI robot pets replace biological pets, who poop and bark at guests and die?

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I think it's far away. I don't think people are willing to pay a whole lot for the stages of advancement between the current one to the the stage of perfection

Never, those are just toys

hold these nuts fast

What is blud waffiling about

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this guy is insane

sent that freak flying

Our grandchildren will grow up on a continent full of dire wolves

I woke up at midnight and am now having to drink vodka again to go back to sleep

what a life

Kooky Kamala

wtf he never whipped this out during the campaign

alcohol sleep isn't good sleep though. just watch asmr

Who's the most powerful DBZ character that Mewtwo could defeat

You guys are my best friends

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americans aren't german stop larping its cringe

Need to eat ksons asshole

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spopovich

the issue isn't that it's ai, the issue is that it's dogshit tier

he didn't have to, he knew he was going to win easily

some of us are

Playing minecraft at 3am award

ww3 is coming

I did something interesting today /cum/. I went to the chiropractor and requested (and received) a "cranial facial release" Bet you've never heard of it. They stick a balloon in your sinus cavity and inflate it. It was very unpleasant. There was a large release of mucus and it did seem to improve things for a little bit. Mild headache after but I get that a lot, I'm super inflamed probably because of my diet. No I do not want to stop eating the goyslop inflaming me I want to eat the slop and also breathe thank you.

Just see an ENT :)

I'm on the waitlist but in Canada that means 6mo - a year

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Nothing ever happens

There was a large release of mucus

After removing the balloon? Or down your throat, or what?

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ww3 is coming

not my problem

When I blew my nose after. btw they get the balloon in there with a toothpick pushing the balloon in, and some kind of lube. Nothing quite like it. It's not painful but it makes me gag

Chiropractors are not real doctors they only go to a two year school

Even if they got 20 years of schooling, they still wouldn't be real doctors.

Yeah, that does sound unpleasant. Definitely not like a massage or something.

JJ supports the 51st state

Yea I know. the massage still feels good even if they think its magic working on the spine of whatever. Plus I was interested in seeing if this procedure worked as I've tried everything else short of invasive surgery

It has just come to my attention that some people do not understand why theater/drama is so popular with homosexuals.

"I'm bored. What if I invented a fake problem to cry about and then everyone clapped?"

you're welcome

Anyone ever had an asian ear cleaning?

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Who's jj

J.J. McCullough?

Turns out calling your classmate a "cock-crazed femboy slut" is actually some liberal notion called "sexual harrasment" and "grounds for immediate expulsion from this institution". Who knew

There's a time and place for such rhetoric, but IMMEDIATE EXPULSION? Overreaction.

yes

real vancouver hours rn

i wish somebody called me that

yeah but are you a cock-crazed femboy slut?

reverse netorare

Is that like reverse racism

why

no i wish

i want to be a cute femboy

well go buy some panties and become a femboy slut and then we'll talk, mmk

what's stopping you? there must be good guides on the internet. or is it more of a genetics thing?

im fat

No, because it's cool

Yeah, I'm thinkin' it's gaming time

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It's an addiction, no different from drugs and smoking.

So is shitposting

Why did you make your character a generic incel

Looks like Rick and Morty reddit style animation

Because there aren't many options

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Why don't you kiss me?

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Sorry I have a girlfriend

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fat and gay, sad

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schizojeet proxy hours

Close enough

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I am Nigherro

The black protagonist of a shonen anime

LOL

Just found out about comfort women I feel sick

a real samurai

In the world of Zantherra, every human is born with a fragment of Primordial Soul, a raw energy source that grants them supernatural abilities. Societies thrive, wars are fought, and legends are born around mastering this energy — called Forging. However, in the distant, scorched lands of Obsidian Reach, one boy's soul burns hotter than anyone has ever seen before.

Nigherro, a 16-year-old orphan, lives at the very bottom of society. He’s strong-willed, sharp-tongued, and carries an ancient mark on his right arm — a spiral-shaped birthmark that villagers whisper about in fear. Despite their judgment, Nigherro dreams of becoming a Soulforge Champion, the greatest warrior of the era, and breaking the cycle of poverty and hate that plagues his homeland.

One day, after standing up to a corrupt Soul Knight who was abusing a group of villagers, Nigherro unlocks a forbidden Soulform — the Abyss Flame, an unstable, legendary power said to belong to the "Lost Founders," the original builders of Zantherra. This power sets him on a collision course with the global elite — the Celestian Order — who view his existence as a threat to their rule.

To survive, Nigherro is forced to flee Obsidian Reach and join a rogue group called the Wild Sparks, a crew of young rebels each wielding wild, incomplete Soulforms. Together, they train, fight, and challenge the ancient traditions of the world.

do you need a woman to comfort you

ai slop

retard

No I wrote all that

Stop the cap

There's nothing wrong with AI.

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stop playing wow gayson

Unironically probably spending this night more productively than me

i am dalit

I WANT TO BECOME AN AMERICAN!!!!!!

roommate starts his long shower

immediately need to piss really badly

Mmmmm nyo

you'll stop in a week and start talking about how it sucks, like every other time you play

you live in a white ethnostate

Mmmmm nyo I won't. I'll play until I get bored then quit and do something else. It's a toy, I pick it up and put it down.

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nyo

Why are you doing that

mmmm... nyo.

UmUwuhat do you mwean?

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jason wants to be a woman

nevermind opened my front door and pissed. look what YOU made ME do

You can just piss in the sink like a normal person?

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my guess is that jason wants to be an anime girl. and if you think there isn't a difference, you need to understand that the world is a much better place in a slice of life setting where incidents resolve themselves over a single episode and people learn important lessons. i imagine crime rates are near zero in the idealized slice of life world. everything works out, if not in the short term then the long term.

Almost out of vodka and the stores are closed now

cado is bigger than me

Wow so glad you linked that post
Otherwise i would definitely have missed it

Tbf when you search cum it comes up. So does circumcision

Oh, right

Yesterday I got off the bus and there were no Russians on the street at all. I couldn't heara single Russian word.

Is 'cado a top or bottom? I always assumed bottom

from what ive seen, both

Can you guys pause this thread? I gotta take a shit brb

Hail, Fayzulo.

rvssia has fallen

No more vodka, goodnight

someone called the cops because i screamed "i was raped" at the top of my lungs like 50 times but i don't think they know which apartment i'm in

Well were you raped?

that's for me to know and you to find out

roommate went outside and i'm hoping he doesn't notice i pissed there 51 minutes ago

HE DIDN'T NOTICE AWARD 2025

you couldn't take a few steps away from the door first?

it's hard to explain my front door but imagine emerging from an underground bunker and there's a small drain for the water that would accumulate there when it rains and in short i pissed in the drain which is right in front of the front door

You're *still* baiting with this acid attack survivor?