/med/ + frens

According to my dreams, Libya has a trading website called "ħafna ħafna".

Hello medders. Getting mentally ready for my public speaking thing on Thursday...

I am... Zanzibart.

I hate that man so much, he is not funny and never has been

By "trading website" I mean something like ebay, or our maltapark.
I find him to be rather cinge.

>"IN A WORLD... WHERE DEATH MEANS NOTHING"
>camera pans over Firelink Shrine
>suddenly JACK BLACK appears in full knight armor
>“TIME TO PRAISE THE SUN, BABY!” *guitar riff*
>proceeds to suplex a Hollow off a cliff
>bonfire lights up
>Jack Black stands on top of Anor Londo yelling “I AM THE LORD OF CINDER!”
>camera cuts to black, text fades in:
>“DARK SOULS: THE MOVIE — GET GUD OR DIE TRYING”
>produced by Illumination

forgot webm

youtube.com/watch?v=PguBXaQ44cc
he has some good scenes

Kek good stuff.
Soijak Black is so fucking cringe.

Page 9, it's over

mornin

Okay-ish gym sesh. Went too hard on lat pulldowns doe so I couldn't do as many reps on pullups later as I wanted to fr. Maybe I should switch to pullups for some weeks. Also decided that for a while instead of treadmill/bike/stair climber, I will instead be using the rowing machine and jacob's ladder to do cardio. Rowing machine is barely used and who the fuck ever just goes "man I should use jacob's ladder", nobody ever uses it. Going for a small woolk now to get a brotein bar, then I think I'll have a busy day waging today, probably even until 9 PM. We'll see.

Based portunigga saving the pic I posted on /med/.

Also,
currently in NEED of MDLB or DDLG bdsm gf.

are you the same fella who keeps azn posting all over /v4/?

No.
I mainly post negresses.

dropping a cheeky post ITT (in this thread)

talking with new office qt among a group

naturally talk together apart of the group

when she leaves coffee break, says "later, Gironde" instead of "later guys"

I know it's stupid but it feels good.
Also she asked me to drive her home after an office party.
What are those acronyms

Also she asked me to drive her home after an office party.

broski lebroski.. ure in + u cant suffer

you alright bro

Are you going for the kill?

Also she asked me to drive her home after an office party.

SEXSEXSEXSEX INCOMING
either she offers you a coffe OR you should ask her for a coffe when you drive her home

Pronti per ararla seeeee

Is that his mother watching him finally interact with another woman.

good morning niggas, cagie started early today
can wait for next week holiday and my vacations

brown chud

he is literally me

the image AI can now write text correctly

a golden age of memes will soon be upon us I tell you

pic related: spent hours playing it yesterday

mission has no hostages

*changes equipment to 4 frag nades per soldier*

room clearing the way god intended

I also love how they still give the man three hands, makes it even funnier IMHO

can wait

Good goy.

kek, fucking typo
it seems I got mindbroken by mr. Shekelberg

Henlo /med/. Today, I had to have my cat put down. I've been in denial about her health for a while now, but unfortunately it had gotten to the point where she had stopped eating and drinking, and wouldn't even get up to use the litter box anymore.
This is the last photo I ever took of my cat. She would have been 20 years old in August. Shrimps have declared today a public holiday.

I had to have my cat put down

I am so sorry fren God bless her soul
losing a pet is very hard hope you are not feeling depressed

Sorry to hear it lad. I hope catberg had a good life.

So sorry to hear that, fren. May she rest in peace and have an unlimited supply of shrimps in the world to come.

Goddamn Catnigga, I'm sorry

rest in peace kitty cat
sorry for your loss

of course there are truly autistic women,but they do the autism stuff for for attention alright

Sorry to hear that. At almost twenty, she was basically 500 in human years, and I bet it was a very fulfilling life.
What was the prognostic? Simple old age? I know a lot of cats simply stop eating and drinking when they feel they’ve lived long enough, even when they’re mostly healthy, and just die of dehydration.

I am sorry to hear that. May she rest in peace.

Good day med am back.
Doctor's appointment in one hour.

Autism is not real anyway, like tinnitus.

The penis inspection days has already arrived?

No it's not for that

hating shrimps

playing gacha

watching anime

scarfing down Kinder bars

I have aversion to touching, senstivie to loud noises, preferred to play alone

I know three people whose kids were diagnosed with autism.
The vaccines screwed them over.

Same but those are characteristics of all reasonable humans like me and you.

Autism bingo just dropped.

Why are you tiptoeing ?
This desu

Because being stealthy is important.
Big predators will not realize you are there.

characteristics of all reasonable humans

It's all fun and games until you start hearing the noise electronic devices make.
t. turboautist

I have aversion to touching

Do you also dislike being touched by your relatives? Would you also dislike being touched by a girl you like?
You neurotypical fakecel (love you bby, no homo).

Why are you tiptoeing ?

I don't 'member why I used to tiptoe. Maybe it felt better to touch the ground that way, idk.

preferred to play alone

ASPD!

I can hear the computer when I shut it down, I can also hear the television when it is turned off but it is connected to electricity anyway.
After rains I can also hear cables outside.
Pretty sure it's the electrons moving I'm hearing.
But again, that's normal.

But again, that's normal.

Can you tell the exact moment when your phone reaches 100% charge while still plugged in just by listening to the sound it makes?

Same with me as far as I know lol.
Do I have assburgers?

Greek woman getting ready in the morning be like:

I see (You) are you pro or anti biedronka?
this is very important, you need to take a side

Unlike me. My brain waves interfere with electronic devices in my immediate environment
youtube.com/watch?v=CAX-DEzNbl8

Of course I stand with my Portuguese brothers

I can't but my phone makes a sound when it reaches above 90% charging to let me know.
Nice built in feature but most phones stop charging anyway when they reach 100%

She's half Arab though.

Saw a lady on a nice bike earlier. I bet she was cute.

most phones stop charging anyway when they reach 100%

Yes, that's why it has a distinct sound to it when it's still plugged in despite being at 100%.

Do I have assburgers?

No idea bruv, maybe.

She's nice <3

Describe her and what she was wearing

I noticed a girl in class today. She's totally my type. What a cutie.

Also, finished watching Taxi Driver a few minutes ago. I don't know what to think about it. I liked it, but there are some things I have to ponder before commenting on it.

Autism is not real anyway, like tinnitus

oh my,I didn't know brainless people could live that long,let alone type

basato!

does she have a foreign accent or does she sound native Greek?
youtube.com/watch?v=umJV-nTnvsI
for example

She sounds native.

Denim jacket. I was more concerned with the bike desu.

It’s… le over!

Precisely. I need to larp as Garret.

All of my posts are peer reviewed though.

She gives me the ick, not a native speaker.
Bilingual people or people who think in another language have some micro expressions that betray their lack of hellenism, it's hard to explain.

go do a presentation for schools in my Physics Lab at Uni

turns out my whole group from the weekly labs also signed up for the same day

after the lab, since we're just 4 people, they sit to talk and I sit too because it'd be rude to just leave on my own

first time I've done it the whole year I've been taking this lab

casually talk for 3 hours

total normalfags dropping fag-bombs

one of them's a major biker

don't have much to contribute

mention how I'm not too keen on it because my dad was an ex-biker gang member who used to hang around NeoNazi bars in Germany (true story, my dad's platinum blond and was raised Stralyan)

feel like I fucked up but conversation keeps going

talk about vidya and even confession at church

three guys and a girl talking about literal masturbation

talk with people around my age for the first time in the ~decade I've been here

come back home

see my list of 300-600 $ figures I have to buy, meanwhile that guy's selling his second bike to buy another one

I feel bittersweet. I may get kicked out of Uni with the way things are going, but at least once in my life I talked with some people and they weren't weird. I'm too much of a chud to go mask off, and I have no intention to, but I found it surprising that they weren't talking about "hot button issues" or whatever. Just shooting the shit. It made me feel too stuck on meaningless things. They hadn't even heard of Kojima (MGS), and here I am buying 500$ figures because of "classics", regardless of how much I like them. I'll drop all the Ks for people like Doom and the Atreides, but I realise I'm buying a lot just to have them, because I think this pop culture means anything. Fuck man, they didn't even know Pasolini or Visconti. I live in an isolated world desu. There's just me and my echo. I feel the need for a change.

TDL;DR after a decade of isolation I spoke with people my age for 3 hours for the first time

Geese/ducks mentioned

Mine went from diabetes at ~13. Then I rescued another kitten, and, guess what, Diabeetus again. I lost a rescue dog to a tumor. The one now has a busted femur. The other is an albino that always has infections. My mother spends at least 600€ on them per month, plus the strays. I am certain God just sends me all the broken things.

Anyway, I am sorry for your loss. I wish I could say I know how you feel, but I put mine down and felt nothing, which was amongst my first clues that I do not work properly inside...

you should do it more greekbro, not talking to people in real life fucks u up, i feel like I'd be a lot worse nowadays if i didnt go out with my two best friends like once a month. even then i was depressed because i didnt talk to anyone else but them
also i feel like some of us have the idea that we like the cool stuff and normies are all boring when most of the time the truth is normoids have cool hobbies where they do cool shit outside while we spend our time obsessing over vidya, weeb shit and culture war nonsense

you should do it more greekbro, not talking to people in real life fucks u up, i feel like I'd be a lot worse nowadays if i didnt go out with my two best friends like once a month. even then i was depressed because i didnt talk to anyone else but them

I have no frens though. Haven't had them for more than a decade, nearly two. They literally "broke up" with me on a 5-day trip. And here I know no one. Hell, they were discussing the city (we all agreed it sucks as none of us is from here) but I literally said I don't go out. I kept giving very open answers which they found amusing

man anon here doesn't mince words, he tells it like is

So that's nice. I came off as artistically confident instead of just a faggot.

also i feel like some of us have the idea that we like the cool stuff and normies are all boring when most of the time the truth is normoids have cool hobbies where they do cool shit outside while we spend our time obsessing over vidya, weeb shit and culture war nonsense

True desu. I've been frequenting forums and they go

Star Trek is the biggest sci-fi show

no you fag it's Babylon 5

no Trek mogs because it's intellectual and helped NASA

heh, read Asimov

and so on. And then you talk to people and they go

uh yeah, Star Trek whatever

and then they talk about which cool place they went to. Not that I brought up ST but you get my point. We used a Tesla Coil to power some lamps and the biggest pop culture reference was that they looked like Lightsabers. And as a longtime collector a hoarder, I'm sitting there, thinking how I'm going to handle the tariffs because how can I not have expensive dollies of Kirk and Spock for 1K€+, and then it hits me that none of this matters. Nobody cares. I don't care. These guys are Physicists, they don't even care about Visconti, and I'm treating what I like as some museum curator that has to know/own everything to preserve knowledge of something.

I think I've been going wrong for a long time now...

I played this to my younger pupils at the end of the class. They loved it, specially the autistic kid (the one these songs are aimed to). I should get a big jalapeño costume too.

instagram.com/reel/DEu5l2JPc-O/?igsh=MXB2bW51ZHQ4ZzBqbw==

It's ok you try to have something with your coworkers Gironde, but aren't you afraid of
what other coworkers think? I don't think bad of you, I'm just wondering if that case has happened to you

youtu.be/tYVWaFn6wwM?si=2iF1g7jrj-rryNVf

Damn man, I'm sorry, hope you get over it soon

I liked the movie, but nothing more, he's right about what he says but I fail to see the greatness of the movie

Sad news. Sorry to hear, my British brother

The science says it's real, women are just better at hiding it due to their inclination towards people over things. They can adapt to social dynamics better which makes them harder to spot. Same reason they make better manipulators and are better at hiding abuse, it's less physical which makes it harder to track.

I'm sorry to hear my good friend. I can understand your pain and yet it's always a very personal pain.
I hope you take care of yourself these coming months my Catfriend. Don't forget we're here to talk about it, even if most of the time we funpost.

RIP Catlady, she was always elegant on her pics.

Am back, 2 hours of freedom before the cagie coworkers come back desu

I just read Catnigga's post

I'm so sorry fren. May she rest in peace and eat lots of shrimp and salmon. Take your time, I know how hard it is.
Picrel is my best friend before I was even born.

I saw this the other day

telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/conditions/ageing/how-womens-brains-are-wired-differently-to-mens/

Nice cat that is

El gato naranja

idk is it possible for u to keep talking to the people u talked to today? its either that or just trying to make friends with someone at ur uni and if u cant then I guess you'll have to do it at ur job
about the figures, wasting that amount of money on it is crazy to me, feel like with that money you could idk start doing some other hobby that will allow u to meet people

He was a big, loving cat. I should check my mom's photo albums, I don't have many photos of him.