I miss Phil Hartman edish
/brit/
gf is so bad with money. I recently audited her bank account as a laugh because she seems to have way less in her account at the end of every month than she should
random app subscriptions she signed up to years ago and just didn’t cancel
subscribes to Apple Music AND Spotify
other subscriptions like Disney Plus that we haven’t used in months and I thought she cancelled
buys breakfast out every time she goes into the office, so 2 or 3 times a week. Usually at Gails but sometimes more expensive places like fucking Hawksmoor where she went on a random Wednesday morning last month
takes Ubers and cabs instead of the bus or tube in the middle of the day
clothes and makeup way more than necessary
It’s a bit depressing living with such a consoomer. Don’t think she would cope on her own at all.
read every single word of that
i have been sexually harassed at 3/5 jobs ive worked at
get her ditched
lol simp, she’s using you and taking trips to the gherkin behind your back
85% of all consumer spending is attributed to women.
*muffled midwest emo in the distance*
No. I do love her she’s just a retard when it comes to money. She’s also really generous when it comes to me as well tbf it’s not like she spends just on herself.
Not engaging with your weird black cock fetish but she’s definitely not using me. She pays her own way 100% and we split all bills. I just pay when we go out for dinner and drinks, but that’s just my choice I just think that’s what the man should do in a relationship.
After announcing I'm quitting.
audited her bank account as a laugh
A lot of the endless protesting we see in London is just LARPING to generate asylum evidence
Adrian made you quit did he?
my gf's the type to spend £100 on a new peacoat at Zara that is identical to three she already has but then get pissy if someone short changes her by like a quid lol
new
Yeah she gave me her phone to open her bank app and we were joking around not really expecting to find much but it was full of frivolous spending
doomerslop
we're kicking them all out
now someone say "cockmogs me!"
she gon SNATCH that presidency
I’m always jealous of other fat people who have massive cocks. Makes my cope that I have a normal sized willy and it’s just buried in fat harder to believe.
disgusted bradley react . png
fathoming a poo
lad that's not massive
I wouldn't be able to control myself around him.
hear a woman screaming at the top of her lungs a couple blocks away
anxiety got so bad that I hopped off UC because it was making me sick just to go to the dole office
Have had 0 income for nearly a year now
Hate my stupid fucking brain
his cock is thicker than most tbf and more than half of it is probably hidden beneath his underwear and fat rolls
grow up
Wi pippos didn't grow they own hair they stold that from pippos of cola!
You're also unemployed thoughbeit
get on the meds
ktwm but I told the woman on the phone that going to appointments made me suicidal and have me panic attacks and started crying and I managed to get out on limited capacity for work and also PIP and now I hardly ever have checkups
get off the meds
JASON DERULO
OOH YEAH
mad how long this spell of good weather is lasting
I have a legitimate tan now. Feel great. Everyone is feeling the good mood.
Interesting. I was considering a plan if I was sanctioned by jobcentreberg to lean in over the table and look them straight in the eyes and tell them if they do that I am going to go outside and jump in front of a train. Perhaps this would be the response
just stop worrying about things mate x
god you neets are so pathetic
gf is so bad with money
Not just your gf, 90% of the population
ever considered growing up and getting a job?
hacking at my bollocks with a rusty dagger
how could anyone manage to enjoy life when you live it like this
shant
*clock chimes*
yes I do believe it's time for make-believe WFH salarymong dollyposting
got the scary stories on
lazy dosser. sir keir's judgement cometh and that right soon
£42,000 do less than an hour of work a day
whys that then
Don’t know what to tell you, I genuinely enjoy my life. Being alive is nice and all my basic needs are met, I have friends and family who love me, I spend time doing things I really enjoy.
Had a chill woman as my sole contact for years and she'd just ring me up and we'd have a chat about life and then she'd hang up, didn't even need to lie about searching for jobs. Then she left and I got stuck with some fucking turbo jobsworth who was going to force me into an unpaid internship or something shit just to get me off the books. That was when I just left. If I'm going to be unpaid, may as well be unpaid for sitting on my arse instead of slaving away.
laughing at the neets having a panic attack at the idea of going to the Jobcentre and telling someone that they still dont have a job
I don't enjoy life. I'd have killed myself nearly 20 years ago if there was a way to do it without hurting my family.
you have anxiety attacks when you have to go to the dole office or make phone calls you're most definitely not alright
conscription office moved again, now they share a former bank building with the courtroom, treasury and a bunch of social services.
Wasn’t true for me desu I just said that so they wouldn’t keep trying to force me to apply for bullshit jobs. I’m not made for toiling
why haven't you done your bit for the motherland and got yourself blown up by a drone in a trench yet lad
Country's fucked Ivan lad
I don’t actually, I just said that on the phone because I know it works. All they did was force me to apply for bullshit jobs and unpaid volunteering and go on entry level courses with random training providers.
search for jobs
Every single one of them has some variation of 'answering and directing phone calls'
Stay NEET
panic attacks and shaking when buying bread and throwing bin out
fair lad. I did that for four years and it was grim
entry level courses with random training providers.
What does this even look like
Anon Babble is and always will be a NEET supremacist website at its core. There's a reason Anon Babble was one of the last boards remaining during the April Fools event. Know your place, wagies.
mental how many really rich people just have a really simple business that operates at scale, ratchet straps, plastic films etc
this isn't even bait is it omds
you genuinely thought this was worth posting
They once made me go to an Industrial estate for 4 days so a guy could teach me how to do a customer service job and I got a certificate at the end of it. Immediately put it in the bin
another day of doing nothing for the big man
so THIS is rorke
it's time to talk about the economy
scmighgin
this might be the infamous rorke himself
what even is an economy? are they even real? because I've certainly never seen one
mental how rich people are basically NEETs but it's acceptable NEETism to the cattle because they're rich. mental how wagies wage to eventually become NEETs, that is quite literally the endgoal of wagieing.
what do all those popular streamers do when they stop being popular?
most of them cant retire on the money they've made. none of them edit their own videos so they can't transition into that industry. they just sit on their arse playing video games. that isnt developing a skill.
so when they hit their 30s/40s and realise they can't do that any more, what do they do?
i guess we'll see what happens in the next decade or so
mad how fit
NEET niggas be dying alone in they smelly squalid incelflats
witnessed cyber bullying
ive been wondering this too. all the youtubers at 1-5m havent got a career out of it, but they probably made enough cash to buy a house. then what?
Bloody bastards sir, already 90 F in California. Not looking forward to summer
get to the beach and creep on women
Mental I have a degree in Computer Science but have 0 working hours in a job with computers, to the point I forgot everything I learned in uni. NEETism is death.
most of them cant retire on the money they've made
You're underestimating the money they make. Limmy clears £300,000 a year streaming. All you need to do is buy a house and rent it out. Boom, income stream for life even if your streaming career goes belly up.
But they don't even need to do that. The amount of money these people are making they can just stick it in any account with modest interest and they could live off that for life.
all the youtubers at 1-5m havent got a career out of it,
You can work youtube as a full time job if you're getting like 30k views per daily video.
and as i literally just said, most streamers aren't making that amount of money.
do you need to read my post again? or are you suggesting all streamers earn 300k a year?
good morning fellow turbo-NEETs
have thought about becoming a rentboy. easy money and you meet new people
but what would it look like 10 years from now i wonder. how many STDs would i have. how broken would my arsehole be
heil hitler
the question is what happens when those 30k views dip so they can't do it as a career. consider that, read then try answering again
I'm a bit gay for that I'm afraid.
It’s the way it was meant to be
so creep on men
He replied, “I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven. 19 I have given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you. 20 However, do not rejoice that the spirits submit to you, but rejoice that your names are written in heaven.”
I don't need to read your post again to recall that you said "what do POPULAR streamers do when they stop?".
Feel free to apologise to me.
Even 200-300 view streamers make a decent wage that's above minimum wage
I don't really like creeping on people. Feels wrong. I like to go to the beach, wear a hoodie, take opiates and hide in the corner.
bought two large packs of crisps because there was a 2 for 1 deal. I always feel sick after them but that was a steal
slathering pasta sauce all over my bedroom walls with a mop
Depends really, some people are lucky enough to work their passion or they have their own business they love controlling. Waging in something you don't care about for 40 odd years is truly a cursed existence. Like imagine being a CRM specialist for four decades of your life lmao.
This is your fault for being with a full white british woman that was raised like a spoiled princess brat. You ought to cut her off from your life, and seduce a nigerian descent british woman that lived a life of poverty, and will not want to spend money on such useless things
grim
our definitions of popular must differ then
I merely corrected you on your lie. Get over it, freak
ok
One joke over the line sweet Jesus one joke over the line
A joke about Jews at a German train station
One joke over the line
I accept your concession.
no, you're just illiterate .
my parents gave me a feminine first name AND a feminine middle name AND a surname that most people can't pronounce so i have given up trying to correct them unless they ask, and then act surprised that i'm such a nancy boy
No, you're just illiterate.*
it's absolutely roasting outside and cunts are still cutting about in heavy puffer jackets
I appreciate that it is early april and historically it has run the possibility of being cool this time of year but it's been blazing hot sunshine for the past 7+ days now fucking get that jacket off and live a little
BAZZA ON THE LOOSE
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angela bassett did the thing
MOGS ME
finally starting the best season
Big bollocks and no willy?
taps aff
YOU NEED A BAZILLIONTY VIEWS I SWEAR
no, you only need 30k
DATS WOT OI SAID
freak
all balls and no bat this lad
rapeable twink
Harder to hide a knife under a t-shirt
Baseball reference made by a Brit.
fucking hell you actually are illiterate lmao
my mum's the same
lil bro is sick, asks for some soup
she goes out and buys 8 soups, including 3 that expire tomorrow, because "that was the deal"
women have this parasite in their brain that only stops eating their brain when they buy things
it's very bizarre
Baseball famously the only bat and ball sport
get the nancy drew games played
So this is Rorke
yogcast are like this, hardly anyone watches them anymore on the 'tube or twitch, but because they've done it for years they have lots of chronically loyal members who will always pay good money
Nigga...
nh playing digimon on my 3ds
mental that london is full of brazilian girls who want a british bf and you're all here doing nothing
Business idea: Rebadge Max Payne games as Nancy Drew
yogcast
now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time. a long time.
Another L for transphobes
If you're walking around in a puffer jacket and/or ski mask in this weather you deserve to be stopped by the police
I feel like a Brazilian woman may be too much for me, sexually.
Certainly I feel this is true of Italian women.
ahem
Mongo
they aren't the same anymore really
retard cope. learn to read nigga. its not hard
here they are then
look for a job
"Execute comprehensive hygienic maintenance protocols on site-based porcelain waste disposal units, including but not limited to the meticulous scrubbing, sterilization, and deodorization of all seated and standing apparatuses, ensuring full compliance with health, safety, and olfactory standards"
Job: Toilet Cleaner
Why are they like this? Why can't they just say "clean the toilets"?
the lads
Aww you're all embarrassed
hate puffer jackets me
haha
brilliant
We did this yonks ago and it was her mum's uterus just to give it even more of that manmade horrors beyond human comprehension vibe
i accept your concession
look at it ffs its already got a manky gollum head
got a machine in my basement that turns black people into filipinos
Literally taking the piss
delightful post
Mongo
awful post
what if I were to tell you that I was that baby
not so funny anymore is it
Please remember to feed and water your basement filipinos
wanking out my arse
trannies screaming and demanding they jump the queue and receive womb transplants ahead of real women
yeah alri Andrew Tate
Need Emma Watson to wank my cock with her vagina.
Emma Watson is 14 in that picture btw
Fun fact about Matt Groening, Simpsons man
had 2 kids with his normie yank wife
they get a divorce
remarries a trad latinx argentinian girl
puts 9 kids in her
at 60 he had 2 kids, at 70 he has 11
imagine being the original 2 on the precipice of inherting all that merch and royalty shit
and then being told it's getting split 11 ways
christ almighty
suspicious lack of poo involved in that scheme
he was also on epstein's island
Latina
If you’re naturally blonde, I don’t care what language you speak, you aren’t a Latina. +1 score for whiteness for Argentina though.
:)
no imagine it properly
his money split 11 ways is still a fortune
Need a job where I can just off at the drop of a hat to do a shite. Not for any medical reason, just need that freedom.
dont know what hte stock market is doing
think its goign to drop further
everywhere you go people are talking about cottage cheese
good source of protein innit
*puts a rubber bathtub stopper up your bum*
You’ll never poo again sunshine.
trannies will never receive a uterus transplant to carry a child. you would have to
insert the womb (what would you connect it to? how would it sustain itself?)
IVF the child (obviously you cant connect it to a neovagina without catastrophic complications)
assuming the blastocyst implants, hope and pray that the placenta develops and the foetus develops normally (almost impossible)
cesarean the child out of the uterus (as before, a neovagina cannot physically act as a birth canal)
in all probability REMOVE THE UTERUS AFTERWARDS
it would be multiple invasive, risky procedures to allow a tranny to technically have a foetus inside them for a few months, and the chance of the baby developing as normal would be next to none. the hormones theyd have to take alone would probably devastate their endocrine system for months or years afterwards. the chance of them developing some complication or chronic condition and suing the doctor would be very high
What jobs do you lads all have?
i always liked it
AYE
but TIS A SMALLER FORTUNE
a much smaller one indeed
and with your dad hitting 60 you'd think you'd be in the clear
bro has a phd in trannyology
Genuinely a fan and you can make it yourself easy
Former MI6 leader says Britain may need to re-introduce conscription
Uh oh
sdfghjkl;
this has me screeching
just bachelor level education in human biology
its all pretty obvious stuff
has he been saying this every day for the last 2 months? probably dementia
dont like how theyre hinting towards this mysterious future war. feels like a self fulfilling prophecy
motorhomes need to be fucking banned. If starmer bans them I’ll vote labour for the rest of my life
sir keir needs to ban shit posts like this
Based
lads with blonde hair on their legs and arse ughpppphhhh makes my willard stand straight up if we're being desu
breaking down barriers to free and open trade from my evil incel cavern smelly childhood bedroom
nuke all christfreaks
You need him to do your dirty work for you do you you little pussyhole?
i may get rid of Tiktok. Rotting the mind it is
It's over for lady vicars
I will win the euro millions tonight
I will win the euro millions tonight
I will win the euro millions tonight
sir sounds like (the act of) shitting in russian
vile
Because Anglicans are smarter, pic related
no
no
no
4 hash browns and 2 fried eggberts for breakfast
all prepared while doing the so called working from home
going to start living a more peaceful and clear minded life
What's is an 'office job'? There's no way everyone in an office is doing call centre stuff. So what ARE they doing?
don't hide from it bong, let your heart lead you
Brown hands
mad how there's like a good 25% chance any girl you see on the street has an onlyfans or has otherwise sold nude photos of herself online
if she's a vapid 8+/10 it's more like 50%
Any job that takes place in an office/sitting on a computer all day. Call centre stuff is entry level work.
grand design of the universe
no one created the universe
can't be designed then can it
wheelchair bound gimp
I’m out of Pepsi I want to kill myself
Sitting on a computer
Doing what though
No women priests
It's less that and more that you'd be competing with 500+ men on apps for her attention. Even if you got as far as dating her, there's a good chance sees 'seeing' other men at the same time, having sex with them between dates with you etc. This is all considered normal in today's world.
Emails and spreadsheets.
Plastic surgeon found guilty of attempted murder of fellow doctor
mum mong is off her work the next two weeks and she's already doing my head in ffs
move out then
I can't fucking sleep. I think I might be the only American on here right now. Do you guys have any tips on dealing with insomnia? I think it might be from the welbutrin I'm taking.
dont worry about it
Did his fingers detach from his hand and he killed him with a little gun like in Doctor Who
not sure
didn't ask for your input rorke mate
get her shagged
I’ll come tuck you in
My trip to the UK
London
To see all the meusums
Tadcaster
New Castle
To see Hadrian's wall
Gods I stink
neet loser
Updoot. Pepsi Max is life
go to a soho walk up when you're in london
meusums
Go to Bamburgh
horrible thing to say, I've got mental health
mewseums
hes not weelchair bound anymore mate hes deid
He was vastly smarter than you will ever be
Hope they detain you when you get back and send you to a detention camp in El Salvador
tadcaster smells like shit!! (because of the brewery)
back in the chair gimpy
mousey-esque
meeting with a lad from Tadcaster, he's going to bum me. that's why I'm going.
what does girl poo smell like?
You're an idiot
my room smells like shit (because of the brewery)
does Limmy actually hate English people?
used to live near a brewery
was quite pleasant when the smell of malt spread through the suburb
little gimpy mong boy
Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT
long way to travel for a bumming, must be a nice lad
who wouldn't
Don't you ever take a vacation? A holiday. Get a life you mong.
Like poo but sexy.
I've noticed that on Anon Babble you can be explaining why something about the UK is unappealing/infested with pakis/impossible for the average brit to put a stop to to an American and they think you are rationalising it and justifying it. Not a sign of a healthy IQ.
BLEHHHHHHHHHHHH
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everyone hates English people sooner you lot realise the better
Anon Babble
There’s your problem.
oh he tweaking
I dont
he is a dreamboat to be sure, I met him on transdatefinder said he fancied me chebs and i knew straight away i wanted to take a bumming from him
Have frosted a lass''s turds
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yeah but he pretends like it's ironic
Yes surprisingly the people who spend all day in their smeggy bedrooms arguing on an extremist politics forum aren't the most intellectually adept
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give us a go (im not a dreamboat)
You're definitely an idiot
staring at my screen blankly as my lecturer yaps some nonsense about cosines and identities
the anti ai people would tell you that this is IMMORAL and NOT ART and also THEFT
I fucking do
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pooey diaper wheelchair mong
Well I could possibly fit it into the itinerary, if you're close. Round which area?
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
Ahmed go home
diaper
Trying to make fun of disabled people just makes you a freak. Dare I say it, likely an incel
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Someone post British food please, the most extravagant food picture you have
no
got a gimp family member do we
she'd be well rid of you
he is the gimp
Didn't ask for Chinese luv
poo barm
nappy
yank freak using british phrasing way too strong and butchering it in an attempt to fit in... Many such cases!
no denying of being an incel
Yes very interesting
Like this you knob
you're not denying being a gimp
curious
haha x
hates them so much he wants to make love to them
Hilarious you think anyone who doesn’t like you lot is brown ahaha
Where's the new come on then
yeah or this corr
you absolute moron
bet I would get along with you in person
das rite cody back to the yankspeak mhmmm
alright weve all had our fun move along now
That'll do thank you going to post this elsewhere for you farming
Normal people don't try to make fun of disabled people