Giovanna edition
/brit/
hi
one day I will have my own flat and an indian girlfriend
wanking to yuri hentai
klart simpson
she needs a Brazilian bf.
crazy how she isn't attractive at all anymore, women truly hit the wall mere seconds after they reach 20 years old
she needs an american bf
GREAT edish
fucking hoeling
I don't know what you're talking about, she's still hot.
anyone here ran a marathon before or is training for one?
oh n-
Just fuck my shit up, the fact i will never have a gf like this is enough to give up
Men have killed themselves for less
gio
bellissima
Remember around 2009-10 when every single film was advertised as being 3D and then nobody gave a shit by 2011 and the shite has barely even existed since
the fabled s curve
it's jehovah
homer simpton? doguhnu :D
Avater was the cause for the whole 3d craze during that time.
never been on a date, me
Avater
brand
she looks like a massive cunt
hate women me
how so?
just seen a bloke rapping whilst walking his dog
she looks lovely and angelic, as all beautiful women do
Some of you lot are proper ninnies. Gotta put on your big boy pants ya know what I'm sayin
I'd lick her arsehole
another weekend wasted. spent literally the entire time here lol
just look at the fucking book she's reading. she's probably insufferable
AUSTRALIA IS FUCKED
caught with a leftypol book to virtue signal to potential mates
very smart
that's a peng TING yea
god hates australia
timmy's crush
should i jack off
Sort it out
my boy PFodz, shite
only if you livestream it x
FOY
free john honey
just done my first ket lads, took way top much
very bizarre experience
he's being turned into bacha bazi by the muslims who run the prison guaranteed
Man up ninny
take the piss
broken britain
off to bed zzz byebye
that's for your horse mate x
how long to cook mince
love love LOVE skulling like 7 cans and smoking a spliff, heavenly combo
grow up
good 2 hours
youtu.be
absolute choon, also a great anime
rreport it to guinness HQ mate
they ban pubs for doing this
26 year old khhv incel loser it’s over
got no mates to sit in a sunny pub garden with
shan't x
Bro walks into /brit/ asking how to cook up mince like you NEETs haven't been eating out of tins and chippies for the past 5 years Lol
sit by yourself
what about your mum?
farts smell like pig shite
room filling up with noxious gas
youtube.com
meh, prefer that one, hits hard
handsome woman
south london? I'll sit with you
handsome
nah
leave her out of this
aye it’d probably a better choice
Bro calls a woman handsome Kek
mad how i havent done anything with my life and just been a passive observer the whole time
when smokey sings
went to the park and bought an ice cream from the ice cream van like it was 2003 or something
no sorry. I only have £30 to my name so I dont live in london. thanks though
Yh cooking up mince is NOT womfy
i really, really hate americans
nowt wrong with that
enjoy life lads. its the only one youve got
how you spend your days is how you spend your life
why does de bruyne have a really good hairline
Sun too bright. Can't see monitor. FUCK YOU!
meet you in the deptford dog and bell in 20 mins mate
why did he copy grealish's haircut
woke will probably outlaw beer gardens soon
Sir Beer Garden
what if its too hot to go inside pub but theres not space outside
Do women turn lesbian iyc?
god gave me autism unfortunately
they're turning the beer gardens into QUEER gardens
Sir Gay Homosexual
woke is outlawed. you can't blame that any more rorke. your problems are your own fault
imagine watching the football live in the staduium in the sun pissed and then straight on the drugs after the win in the sun as the sun sets with your mates then go home and have long sex
All the wokes shiver when I walk in the room
for they can tell that I am based
The thing about Tolkien was that he was constantly ragging on the Romans for being imperialist and greedy and disrupting the traditional harmonies of life but then he'd idealize the Anglo-Saxons despite being an invading people who exterminated the Celts of sub-roman Britain.
inb4 Celticide denial
inb5 actually Rohan's kinda like the Celts in that it's not at all since their culture's explicitly Anglo-Saxon
inb6 Gondor's kinda like Rome in that it's not really since it's more a mix of late medieval Byzantium, Norman culture, and how Britain perceived itself during the world wars, taking a stand against the (non-Anglo) Germanic savages (evil)
inb7 he kinda named a few things after the Celts, and the elves are kinda Celts in that they're a dying race
Is it possible for a white man to be 30+ and nw0?
is that really better than me watching it with the curtains shut drinking wine then having a quick wank?
this match is SHIT
honestly just sat here farting
yeah?
was just saying this down beer garden
hope Manchester dont win today
had a dream last night i was hugging and caressing and shagging this cute half japanese girl
not even got a thing for asian girls me
i was so happy and loving it felt amazing and she was very pretty
also had another dream where i had a sort of flamethrower thing, it was like a garden hose but you could turn the knob and fire would come out. I was fucking around and accidentally burnt down an old man’s house. then all the neighbours on the street came out in a mob to try and find me and i realised i was fucked and going to jail and ran away and hid. then i woke up
wish you didnt have to jump through hoops to phonepost these days used to lay in the sun occasionally opening my phone to make dogshit posts and it was comfy
nah he specifically mentioned drugs but your story doesn't feature that
never had sex dreams ever
ever had any dreams?
I'm not a low iq mong though
same. I usually just have dreams where things that are easy to do in real life are near impossible to do in the dream world.
had loads but they always involve shagging people im not attracted to in real life or people i shouldnt be shagging for various reasons
The UK can be a very beautiful country when it’s sunny
Unfortunately it only happens like 5 days a year
I often dream of a woman raping me but I end up enjoying it haha
MY NAME JEFF!
just checked, that's gay
had one the other night of shoving my cock down a woman's throat
when asleep yes
today's pearl of wisdom:
you need to rule over your time with an IRON FIST
ruling over my cock with an iron fist
or people i shouldnt be shagging for various reasons
got something to tell us, brucie?
Business idea: flush the toilet after every piss I take
I am not gay, I have never dreamed of a man once in my entire life
2025. The summer of the Aryan man.
nan's sorted me out
:p
every piss I take
every poo i makeeeee
might change my name to winson
scranny
Watching foreigners kick balls in the English premier league
Adam somewhere right now rubbing his hands together thinking of all the dogshit "bad psych" OPs he's going to make
putting a water wheel in my toilet so i can use my pee to turn it and generate free electricity
good post
winson churhill
mom got doordash lads
alright but you shouldn't eat burnt meat though
it's carcinogenic
wanking to Lenny Henry
doordash
foy
rodent freakoid
put on the big hair mutts - pep
I'm praying for your downfall
I hope you suffer unimaginably you cunt
Any alcoholic man in?
yea me
yeah that french lad
Nah homie it's the 21st century
we ain't on that no more
a lot of Brits like to live in the 19th century but we moved on. just a bit more advanced ya know
never been drunk, me
My son posts on /brit/
alri mo
rorke, rorke, fashion baby
might get an allotment, did some gardening today and it's the most exercise i've done in months, feels great and looks lovely at the end of it
Sir Axel Rudakubana
gave the gay porn a try
not sure it's my cup of tea
Average daily consumption? Any life consequences so far?
jinx
Muslim?
fuck up
Literally can not believe women fancy a big butt on you if you’re a gym lad
Why do they care?
having big firm glutes means better at shagging
Ok it's 1 pm gotta log off and be productive a bit
pondering a mcscronalds ordah
corr imagine smashing her cunt in then she waddles to the kitchen and comes back serving you this when you're still in bed
Gay porn is like tiramisu: not something you need daily but once in awhile it really hits the spot
it's 6pm mate
laughing and weeing into the toilet
gave tranny porn a go, don't like the cocks
playing heads down thumbs up on my own in my smelly bedroom
depends, i have relapses here and there
wiggling my little insect rodent feet in delight
Guys on dating apps in skiing or snowboarding gear
Tranny and real female is the best combination.
screaming at this
why do i hate AI so much
i had a melty in the family group chat because my sister was posting AI-generated versions of family photos using that Ghibi thing
ME SON'S GOT A KITCHEN KNOIFE
why
all the girls buying this week's OK magazine for his middle page spread
Using the self checkout
mental that I had so much hope for my life
Same. I expected so much better of myself.
probably because you're a hateful humourless loser with a rotten soul
bet he's spreading his middle page right now
got hope for the next life me
god and all that
twice now some random paki in an ice cream van has driven into my quiet cul-de-sac blasting a stupid nursery rhyme then fucked off a few minutes later
sick to bastard death of it
Men who get a bath. The thought of him climbing out makes my SKIN crawl
I didn't, I understood from an early age that I was too much of a weird sperg to get far
Men who get a bath
Saar
using the self checkout and having to get one of the staff to come over to reset it
god forbid someone tries to capitalise on the nice weather and make a bob or two
I had so much potential as a teenager, but it's been squandered.
unexpected item in arse area
Isn't it sad how culture sorta just died
i think there was something still there in the 2010s but it's all been smoothed over with algorithms and now AI
nobodies come out though, both times. They need to take the hint
Had 20% of my wealth wiped out over the weekend because of bog shart and his tarrifs
rorke thinking about animals wearing silly hats lol
i hope he runs you over
they cant make shows liek this anymore
because of woke
lel
are italian women woke
i hope one of your darkie pets stabs you
the internet killed it. Now that the whole world can see what everyone else is doing, we've all collectively embraced this one generic global culture that seems to be a mix of American, wog and Japanese
they've been talking about it for months i don't know why people are surprised by this
a) he put University Challenge on telly one evening. Like, on purpose
b) he called out the answers, creating this weird pressure to either join in or implicitly look like a thicko by not joining in
c) he gave this little satisfied nod when he got one right
yeah everything just seems like a blur from 2012 onwards
Who said I'm surprised?
not really arsed me. It'll come back
kidnapping a women and making her play darts with me
buy the dip
new at number 6, it's Bog Shart & The Tariffs!
me
why didn't you prepare
might become a rapper
what you gonna rap about lad
He disliked nearly all women, and especially the young and pretty ones. It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers−out of unorthodoxy.
only number 6, bog shart are finished
things that rhyme probbaly
Men who are Gluten Intolerant
mad how shit the internet has been for the world as a whole
yeah
and we cant go back, they wont let us
What's the actual line? I've only seen the Anon Babble and /brit/ memes
SHIT FOOTBALL I AM DONE
6ft because apparently that matters
me son a fookin incel
man kick baoll
got out of crypto in january
should have been december but whatever
Need to do an all nighter tonight to get ready for start of night shift job Monday, will grab a 3.5 to make it more fun
Men with one syllable names like “Todd” and “Mark”
grim runt existence
grab this 3.5 mate *gestures to my cock*
and we cant go back
but we have to
Believable, but... really?
Him starting a job for the first time and learning how to use their system
yhe h9ly binble
what's the very end of a dress/skirt called? like the last bit of fabric
b-but I'm still learning!
hem
had a pretty good day today lads
went on a lickle jolly
skirting
Him saying something funny and no one hearing and doing a nervous David Brent smile
fucking hell lads just realised the heating came on at 5
i'm roasting in here
must be about 28 degrees
unironically overheard a teenager (female) say how embarrassing it was to train a 30 year old at work
might kms
it's about some runt who stabs a girl because she rejected his advances and cyberbullied him for being an incel
Kissing you and staring deeply into my eyes and then saying "hi"
a 3.5 ounce can of beer? or a 3.5 mg spliff of cannabis ?
Whitey on the ropes
Oh yeah, that fake term that they're astrotufing
see a message on teams
it's the autisic Latvian with the massive tits
u sure u will be at work tomorrow?
She has a husband. Leave me the fuck alone.
im 27 on 25k a year job
lovely stuff
I'm 28
28 is young
When he posts in a British general and the only responses he gets are from other yanks.
I would if I were in your shoes. Real niggas do real shit.
me 18
:3
mumberg has cooked a nice shoulder of lamb
hope she's cooked it properly because I fucking paid for the cunt
19 pounds sterling! what a rip off
oh dear
had lamb chops and a chicken teriyaki rice bowl me
Plaid shirts
35 and 25k me, it's been over
thinking of doing one of those solo wellness cruises
deary me
grim foreign slop
Guys eating hot soup.
Guys blowing on soup.
Guys dipping bread in soup.
what's the end plan here lads?
crashing this plane, with no survivors
right then
tell me what im getting from McDonald's™
Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.
Jap food is very nice imo and needs to catch on more in the UK, it's tasty but without being overly greasy like Chinese food or spicy like Indian
Couldn't be less interested in her, lad
She's nice and has massive chebs and does enjoy the wine but I go to work to not work. And dealing with a relationship would be work
my gf earns more than me and will earn a lot more when she gets her PhD
plus up to this point ive been a shut-in so have a fair chunk of savings despite my low wage
4 double quarter pounders, 2 large fries, 4 large cokes, 9 nuggets
Virgin?
Japan-on-Thames, is it?
Japan-under-Lyme, maybe?
No, so its foreign slop and that's the end of it
Chicken Selects
woke mob can't let the common man have anything these days
I've been dating this guy, and yesterday i saw a bit of his white scalp peeking out from under his dark hair, and it gave me the ick
like .. u have a scalp
just got my literal first runt job at 22 and its on 24k, how is this possible?
minecraft meal
Filet-O-Fish for starter, then a triple cheeseburger and large '''fries''' for main course.
Any McFlurry will suffice for afters
stop being racist rorke
No but my last gf died several years ago from suicide/overdose so I keep away from relationships since it's tirring
get that bradded pronto
Fair enough
Who is this chubster?
been a shut in for years, just got an apprentice type job
Some Twitter egirl, can't remember her handle tho sorry
I get about 27-28k because of overtime and evening/weekend premiums. But they will probably take those away to make up for the fact min wage went up. They probably won't increase anybody's existing wage, they will just let it become minimum wage and claim that that's fine because it's still a raise on the basic rate. So I will be back on the same 25k as everybody else.
My first job when I was a younglad I was only getting about 13k a year though so it feels like I did alright, as long as I don't think about how much more expensive everything is and the fact a kid straight out of college would get the same as me.
I hate how employers are such jews. I'm good at my job and I should be rewarded for that. Not get the same pay as some paki who puts in less than the bare minimum effort and fucks up constantly.
also 22 not working yet though
how's toiling?
Think I may have pissed the bed last night. Not 100% sure but going to err on the side of caution and do laundrytoil today.
What job do you do? I work a pretty menial job and have no degree and I'm still on the same money as you
Opinions on the political ideology known as National Runtism?
What is this, an Emma Stone movie?
I'm still on the same money as you
alri chuck
Big fan
Damn. Reminds me of a girl who was into me in school.
Delivery driver. So it's unskilled obvs. I don't have a degree either so it's the only type of jobs I can get.
Used to have a much more fancy job because I did an apprenticeship but I left when I realised I could get the same money just to drive a van about and drop off people's shopping. It's a pisstake of a job really but loads of people hate it and leave within their fist month on the job.That tells me it should get more money, that's how the market is supposed to work right?
No, obviously not, that's what we import 5 billion pakis a year for, to make sure every job is minimum wage. That's the end game here. That's what our economy will be in another 10-15 years. It won't matter if you have a degree. You will get minimum and you'll be thankful you get even that.
if it helps I have a law degree and have gotten 0 use out of it and also work a wagie job