/brit/
/brit/
took my nephew to the playpark on Sunday
looked like pic related but the two towers were taller and only accessible by ladders
nephew climbed up
couldn't get back down
had to go up and rescue him
while bringing him down another child on the way up said I was going the wrong way
literally said to him "fuck off you little rat"
went crying to his chavvy mum who threatened to beat me up
das rite
youtube.com
Trump will lay the foundations of the Galactic Empire
Imagine looking at the American political system and thinking anything good could ever come out of it.
waited for the new thread to post this shite did you?
what's your dynamic within your family unit?
angry little incel
still not exactly warm is it
are they also the most likely to carry on cucking themselves?
sweden has been turning the other way which is good. if i iwere you i'd be feeling pretty hopeful
i have a norweigian family via my best mate who treat me like a son and will do whatever it takes for me to find a girl to marry there. so i'm actually in a decent position to move to scandi one day. but i have been to norway with them and it's alright but i'd hate the climate outside of the summer
it's just as cucked as here though mate. gonna be full of chinks soon
Of course I did, why would I post it after everyone had migrated?
Uncle. Wasn't that obvious?
Goes back to Gibbon, innit. The roots of a nation's destruction are in its founding institutions
Norway has a perfect climate as is. Warm weather "people" need to be sent to Africa
i am so looking forward to my lovely chippy tea.
SOVL
Donald Trump
A Germank-Gael who is deconstructing the post 1945 Anglo-Jewish world order
In the end we've won
/brit/ more like /fat/
haven't seen too much homosexual activity in the last few threads, good job lads keep it up
zased
Based and Celtpilled
Yes it was corrupt and illegitimate from day one
wise fella
denmark is alright, sweden’s a lost cause, don’t know about norway outside of horrible food culture and a silly language but reckon it’s the best choice of migration for you
summers are indeed quite peng, with their nature
Who here has seen the minecraft movie then?
Germank
not many people know that Glinner had a stroke in his 20s, which is why he looks weird and has questionable views
reminder kev helped Trump get elected
LOVE my country
based
A proud Scot oor Donald
actually living in it gets grim mate. insanely dark all winter and then too bright all summer. i was just disoriented for most of the time i spent there during the summer, you have to have been living in it your whole life not to be
why is he walking toward the camera
Chippy tea on a Tuesday night is mental. You must be fat as fuck.
Today's my birthday lads
Putin is Russian
Xi is Chinese
The houthis are from Yemen
Hamas and hezbollah are arab
This orange emissary of global jewry is fighting hard to maintain the system that arised after the end of WW2
not if he skips his regular friday one
It's over.
And his writing is fucking dogshit
Father Ted
DOGSHIT
IT Crowd
DOGSHIT
Very funny watching his life melt down in real time around him because he couldn't hide his power level
Forum?
VGH
All politics boils down to Gaels vs Jews
Which side are you on?
Katy Perry has accidentally been launched into space one week early. She is not expected to return.
Catberg has gone mental and locked me out of the house
Gaels have no political power
Crush the yellow man. Subjugate him. De-industrialize him and force him to make our cheap goods by hand for eternity. Beat them when they speak their mother tongue.
rather not pick a side x
just turned on the dishwasher
i find its gurgles, hums, and whirls quite soothing.
yeah their food was absolutely shit, i love their bread that's insanely dense can't remember what it was called, like sveltbrod or something
but fucking hell the rest of it was so grim, sort of shite my grandparents would have eaten during the war
i thought you guys in sweden had turned the course somewhat? like you didn't do lockdowns and then recently have had a net decrease in population for stopping crazy immigration?
Jesus fucking christ I need to move to America
I believe in the USA on a metaphysical level.
Little hydrocele feller
Jewish propaganda
lil smart Australian
boards.ie
its where the kev lore began
the final boss are actually the Welsh, even the Jews are afraid of them
Now you’re talking shite
1000 years from now when our white race has died out and disappeared from the earth the Chinese state and race will still be here and still be prosperous
i haven't had a takeaway since december that's why i'm excited
just fancied indulging for my big arsenal match
US State Department:
The United States is aware of reports that Ukraine captured two Chinese citizens fighting on behalf of Russia.
wish i was a yank
Yellows aren't the problem, browns and blacks are
chippy
its chipper you fucking idiot
never use my dishwasher
but what emotional role do you play?
yeah and their women will still be gooning to ancient pornos of BWC lol
ME SON! ME SON'S A FOOKIN SACKED TRANNY
If you say so, Zhang
spended more money i dont have
nta but it's definitely chippy you troglodyte
aware of reports
k
Carly Rae Jepsen stuns with baked goods
hopefully our boys make it home safe
Shut the fuck you southern poofter. Come up here and I will fucking bottle you.
ropey old tart
So you belive in strip malls, fast food restaurants, gay pride parades, endless suburban sprawl, unwalkable cities, extremely high murder rates, no social safety nets, open borders, and having all your tax money go to fund foreign wars?
mad that russia is siding with chinks agains their White brothers
your mum's tinder bio
why cant you drop a car from 6th straight down to 3rd and raise the clutch too fast and what does that do
BREAKING: Australian town of Poowong to be moved to Derbyshire, renamed Poowong-on-Trent
The entire town, including buildings, roads and utility infrastructure, will be dug up and sent on barges to the East Midlands county in early 2026
The Australian government recently revealed that they were "in negotiations" with a "foreign investor", now known to be King Charles III acting on his own behalf, for the purchase and relocation of a then-unnamed Australian town
In response to media questioning, the King said that "Poowong is a special place... quintessentially British indeed... we must bring it home"
The new site of Poowong-on-Trent has yet to be revealed, but is expected to be installed somewhere on the King's private estate in the Peak District.
I am white
Based China fighting with Russia against the jew.
By trying to have a trade surplus with Bangladesh?
the duality of man
the programmers say hi :^)
mental you thought this was good patter
*carries you*
their wanking me off
Pic unrelated I presume
pushing a straight porn poo out of my gay porn arsehole
can't remember enjoying any of your posts lately
Browns and blacks aren't capable of being an actual threat. Little chinkies make technology which denigrates all life on earth. They've stolen the white man's fire and may burn down the world with it. They are soulless robots with machine brains, brute savages, passionate animals we understand, the chinamen we never will.
Russia is using Chinese to fight while Ukraine kills off whites
FOZ
rorke-lite supports Ukraine and Israel
True rorke supports Russia and no one in the middle east.
based
hands of a homo-sexualite
True rorke only supports Britain
just told mum what you said. she's not best pleased
slavic
slav
I involuntarily stood up and started clapping after reading this post
brb forum gawn to take a shit
outrageous drip
mad how poo looks like chocolate and is also delicious
it’s arse indeed, svaltbrod translate to coldbread (svalt is cold) and it’s pretty good
might seem so, but everything is moving really bloody slow here due to a sickly bloated governmental bureaucracy
any actual changes might come in 5 years, and right we didn’t shut down however were blasted by vaccine shite daily
mousenonce's little willy going plap plap plap on my tummy as he rides my nob
I believe in comfy suburbs, the 2nd Amendment, Manifest Destiny, deporting and conquering non whites, having a big car and cheap petrol, a big house, associating with intelligent white people and the concept of a continental fortress.
used to think black people were made of chocolate me
Sir Dingle Trunk
Praise the dear leader!
rip auld yin
Going to be mad when the pudgy little granddaughter takes over
Or her sexy aunt
AMVRICV
based
eating poo
So am I
nice
too soon the auld guard has left us
~
lest we forget <3
25% Rhienmetall
25% BAE Systems
25% Rolls Royce
25% Saab
Up 4.9% today lads get on the train boys we eating good
kim il-sung really had a winning smile
imagine being mao with his rotting teeth going to visit him and he just smiles at you like this
wish we had comfy leafy streets like this with big detached properties all along. you literally have to be a billionaire to achieve anything close to it
VGH.... my home....
He had Pakistani women representing his Scottish Nationalist party
Hence he lost
Baffling Brits who want to be American.
*ascends reality*
wrong
turkey sorted oor mao oot x
i upload my songs unmastered to soundcloud :3
wrong he was an ascended spiritual Scottish nationalist attempting to free his people from the Anglo-Masonic yoke before MI5 and Sturgeon cooperated to coup him
America represents the natural development of British civilisation. The Western British Empire, if you will.
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
Anyone who wants to be American should go without the NHS until they are forced to apologise.
Based
should have gone to kurdish boys
they do it cheaper
imagine if balls had little nipples so up close they looked like tiny boobies
made how data server businesses just must print money these days
stocks
Hand £1000 to a man with 100% interest a month
In 12 months she owes you over 4 million pounds
A worker indebted for life
actually believing the EU defence meme
Russia will take all of Europe.
For me it’s Joseph Smith
*enters the /brit/ common area*
he's my bank
R A T T L E D
Byzantine represents the natural development of Roman civilisation. The Eastern Roman Empire, if you will.
My lord and saviour
anti-semitic post
iconic gimmick
NEED a mormon set of wives
Kino image
Mix of Dixie and Midwest for me
How can I move to America? Unironically
The Inbetweeners is a show about incels
my balls are covered in fordyce spots so I suppose you could say they've got hundreds of nipples
Mikeynomics
Do you reckon he was just trying to be in a position of power or was he genuinely mental?
Orange man on a mad one
mao was a gross freak
had scrambled eggs 4 times in the last day and half
with cheese and a bit of pepper it's just too peng
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
incels didn’t exist before jews took over the world in 2016
No picture today egglad?
comrade-hour
Queen Elizabeth has died.
there is more debt to be paid than money in circulation
you're not fooling anyone, beady eyes
Hehe nice
he’s mental
Trump will enforce TCD
what does it mean
your mind has been poisoned by jews
Means China will have to pay America to take goods off them. Crazy times we're living in.
The Incel Wieners
Facts
And 'Inbetweeners' are the majority of men
NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T RETALIATE AGAINST MY TARIFFS!!!!!!!!!
Trump is such a fucking idiot lol
I thought australia had places like this too? Why are you dickriding so hard?
If The Inbetweeners were made these days it would probably be called The Gay Black Trannies
bog fart looking like tim here
Imagery that strikes turmoil into the Timmy mind.
metal illness
i don't care what anyone says, batteries ARE heavier when they're charged
mental he doesn't even pay to live in your rent free
what a business man he is
mercury poisoning
Based
screeching
Tad, who owns an auto repair shop in Pittsburgh with his dad, tells the BBC he welcomes the tariffs.
"It's definitely going to hurt for a little bit, but once it's resolved, I think it'll be over," he explains.
Are all Americans this dim?
Darren "Fletch" Fletcher on the comms tonight.
no he isn't
Yanks paying extra 51% tax on anything they buy more sophisticated than a paperweight
China can't retaliate
If they do 100 million will be unemployed
key word being:
reciprocal
honestly prefer a woman to fletch and savage
Are you wanting to try that again or do you want to go away for a couple of weeks and improve your English?
key word being
bender (you)
what do you m
Make tariffs
Jobs appear
...
done that freak
only thing i bend is your mum over my bedside
australia is a sovlless noncountry populated entirely by methheads and retirees
poor portulad...
they got him
you samefagged lol
look at the 61 sec timestamp
you had that on auto
absolute FREAK
We will all forget zognalds currenr shenanigans in 2 weeks and you lot will be banging on about something else totally oblivious as to what happened before
Insane how kino America is
I have the right to live in a suburb like this
Spacious, green and quiet
Ungrateful soft cunt
You wouldn’t last a day in starmerite britain before killing yourself
Asked an older lad at toil if he was watching the football tonight and he replied "I've got better things to do than watch men run around in tight shorts". How the fuck am I even supposed to reply to that?
baited for this exact response
:D
same fag called out lmao
you got done mate
happens to all of us
accept it and move on
done you right in
do what a normie would do and mock him for not liking football mate.
he did you in
odds I got out and get cans
evens I don't
how often do you use LLMs
:D
I can't believe all her spoilers in her latest vlog. She said "beware, you will want to read these after I talk about them." Luckily I already have, but for those who haven't, Rubbish, you just spoiled the plots for everyone. Slick. Does she not get how to recommend a book without spoiling the entire story? What a fool. Did she decide to quit her job at the library so she could play librarian at home and suggest books to her viewers? If so, she better find a more suitable way of doing so, without telling the tale. I can just see her starting up an old fashioned lending library in that room they stuff all their books messily in and creating some sort of library card and checkout system. This is something my sister and I did, when we were in elementary school. Go ahead, Rubes. I can just see her mother checking out books to read, then sneaking off to bookstores to buy them instead of feathering Ruby's childhood playdates.
People actually gather around to see millionaires play every other day
mad that
"Like what?"
Just come home from a massive bender at a children's park.
uh reroll
fact
fuck off leftypol
come home
always gets lots of (You)s that one, good choice
Say it with me:
Nary
incelling a wank
Watching professional sports is no different from watching interracial cuck porn
You lads watching the football?
"I've got to go to the gym then I'm having a romantic meal with my misses then we're gonna catch up on some telly and go to bed."
Done you in again.
Sir Footy Watcher
I don't even know what that is
Timmy Snr called the Gherkin reception to know where Katy was
reroll cmonnn
your life is so pathetic
Genuinely researching how to move there
What are my chances of getting in? I'm white
never watched a football in my life
Im a literal national socialist, trump is just for show, entertainment and spectacles, no actual polices (except for israel)
all it would take for ireland to reunite democratically is to move people temporarily into northern ireland to get them to vote for it yet they cant be bothered and would rather post tiktoks about the ira
Thoughts?
whys that
are you sure you're not projecting?
"Sounds boring that. I'll be done the pub with my mates and drinking."
Anglia
you've not done much research then have you
0% we have a black and brown only immigration policy unfortunately. And even if you are black or brown you have to swear fealty to israeli before being allowed in
literally where
hes a raging timmy
mongs
"You wont though mate, you'll be sat at home drinking by yourself watching football because you've just got that vibe about you."
Done you in again.
no concorde?
*jiggles your belly*
Too many trips to the chip shop eh mate? Too many ales at the pub
*jiggles your belly again*
The Anglosphere
The Realm
why not just pledge allegiance to israel
what have you got to lose
What are my chances of getting in?
100% if you have what it takes to be an Amerigod. If you're filing paperwork you're NGMI
Will Trump change this?
We could've sailed the seas. Valiantly fought on battlefields. Explored the stars BUT NO. We're doomed to tip tap away pointlessly on these FUCKING SCREENS
arsenal madrid only on fucking amazon. its nto right
Chippy tea on a Tuesday night
Bet you're fat
for the love of christ
this man is insane
markets recovered a tiny bit so he decides to destroy them again
America can do one
Concorde is Anglo-French
Kek
THE REALM.
No, in fact by the end of his term the non white population will increase
warmongers go to hell no matter how valiant
just fell asleep reading this post
Damn :(
the so called Gael-galactic empire
*shudders*
del GATO
clash of the egos innit
what else is new
The stock market is fake and gay
my profession? a master poomonger
Legend
Everyone is an actor only dajoos are real
have lost over £3000 in the last few weeks
chinese so masculine
right side of this pic is v. comfy
Infuriating how my runt ancestors could've moved to America FOR FREE yet stayed here
Brilliant mate congratulations, what diet are you doing?
alri Tim
Yeah just nip across the Atlantic mate
no biggie
You wouldnt be here if your ancestor went to america, you'd be some half mexican, quater black, quarter """white""" amerishart.
*continues screaming*
i should be allowed visafree entry into America/canada/australia/NZ
its not fair how jeets can come here for nowt but i cant even tho im law abiding and can actually speak the local language
Yes and ? Just because you spelt in a funny way and posted a dumb image doesn't make it not true
what a shit joke
just bastarding ready to jump off a bastarding bridgerino my dude
bus stopped at a stop and we've stood here for 15 minutes
is this just life now
Looked in the mirror again did you?
the lads
Absolutely massive news for the American armed forces
would happily go for a pint with these fellas
Always nice to have a brief with a masters'