/brit/

Darling, she's a bad psych, a real tough cookie edition

oi this is robin woods resort from highschool innit

might apply to jobs

Nig

party rockers in the house tonight
we gon filter, we gon have a good time

I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL

don't ever want to hear that these editions don't have cuckposting by the way
fucking lies, all of it

finally some good slags

hope it rains for the rest of the week so i don't have to water my plants

arsenal needed another goal. madrid will pull through

bad psych editions have zero cuck posting

k

its joever

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I really liked Keith Allen in Agent Cody Banks 2.

probably serves another need that the cancer has then

60 y/o Granny > 25 y/o Chad

the last one had loads
you're a liar and janny should permaban you

mental how 6'6 is the preferred height.
i bet less than a percent of the population is that tall.

Was heatherpaedo one of those retards who fell for Stefan Molyneux’s cult and cut himself off from his family and that’s why he’s spamming these bad psych editions LOL

point me to one post in the last thread that had the word cr.onem in it

bizarre explanation

remember sierra games lads? (of course you don't)
had a song about them "oh sierra, oh don't you cry for me, i come from california with a shit game on my knee"

we are more peter molyneux guys here

black and white 2, what a game that was by the way

orange juice + HFCS energy drink is probably the most energy dense thing i can make

no, but i'm redpilling thousands in outer Anon Babble through constant exposure

Spent the last hour getting AI to insert me into photos of women I want to have sex with, in various risque poses, pushing the boundaries of content restrictions.

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Rorke suddenly in favour of racemixing when its a white man doing it instead of a white woman

i do
done published half life 1 back in the day
still got the box with the sierra online leaflet in it somewhere

euro shopper £1.50 cookie twin packs wont do in the nuclear apocalypse then if theyll just feed cancer ad infinititieue

Well as long as it keeps you off the street and in your smelly bedroom all day I’m fine with that lol

What are you saying

might go fight in the Iraq war because theres less rules to it than American policing and getting civvies to put their hands on their head before shooting them

it's high time women get stripped of their privlieges

PS5

nostalgia

i'm sure this could've worked for the PS3 as well though
yeah i was just watching a video about half life and that's why i thought of them

oh they're fucking

ps5 is almost a decade old now boomer

might join the war to get people to surrender before shooting them in the head for no other reason than my own sick reasons

Back in the day I was in uni and drank a pallet full of Euroshopper energy drinks and felt like my blood turned to glue. Not sure what happened next but I was being rejected by potential housemates and had to resort to university destitution housing lmao

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me in the middle with the bald guy hat and the glasses and the big ears

Managed to get a Switch 2 from Argos today lads, they were in stock :3

honestly don't think the ps5 or series x even need to exist, we could still quite handily be on the ps4 and xbone generation and it wouldn't make any difference

might shoot some kid in the head if i see one walking on a wall, for grins and giggles

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

Mikeynomics for Dummies

yeah. gaming fell for the 4k meme

. need a new pair of socks all mine are getting holes in & dirty ffs

janitor, one word: rangeban

still wearing socks in 2025

why would you do this?

sharper image quality is better bro
4k rocks

NOOOO WTF I THOUGHT IT WAS CANCELLED

its mental how true this is yet if you told me to name any ps5 games i couldnt.

was going to buy a PS5 because i heard rumours it would be compatible with PS2 games but it wasn't so i didn't (fucking thing didn't even have a disc drive unless you paid extra)

how were you getting your feet in them before if they didn't have holes in

Red red wine

what's a lesbian sex session like?

Unlucky lad. For me the version with Mario Kart was out of stock but I managed to get the version without Mario Kart. Maybe try that one?

paying 80 britbux for mario kart

wtf

don't know - i'll ask mum and her wife

the didn't the xbone x and ps4 pro have 4k?

omds
dual rorke with his pang pang mail order wife

genuinely give me a gun

this gun gimmick is already boring

Is it even worth preordering at that point? Everyone's going to be swarming for the Mario Kart bundles so they aren't paying 75 quid for the game since its 30 with the bundle, you'll probably be able to find solo Switch 2s at launch

might go join the war to go enact my own custom form of vengeance upon men and women... so much hate inside me me... in this evil world i am a clown. they are all going to pay....

good song GOOD SONG

sisterberg sent me this meme (took me half an hour to get it)
just said "haha" because i didn't want to get into an argument with a woman about drumpf

Post the mice

kinda funny desu

Jane could get it!

Polish bird liked me on hinge so get in

They were only delayed in America....I thought it was worldwide

i wish he got shot in the face with a rifle so i could get my nintendo switch 200 dollars cheaper bing bang wahoo

Skyrim 2

For me I wanted the solo version. I’m planning to buy all my games physically.

i always put "haha" when someone sends me dumb shit because I just know it will devolve into an argument and that just annoys them even more.

Some people are just argumentative fucks.

doing some peng farts

women should not have access to video recording equipment
it just amplifies their natural whorish ways

Rorke

feel like playing skyrim after like a decade

check the Anon Babble general

its more alive than ever

every second post is people posting their virtual loliwaifu made in a mod

oblivion really was a better game

Runtberg streaming his right wing politics stream on Twitch from a fucking trash bin smdh de lads

Yeah?

starmer is the most anti gamer prime minister we've ever had

reckon drumpf wouldn't have been elected if he hadn't gotten shot and those kino pictures of him with his ear all bloody with his fist in the air came out

in retrospect we can all admit corbyn was the right move

fucking hell, for being a country populated entirely by computer nerds and code monkeys, indian website UIs are abysmal

Donald Trump as General Tullius in Skyrim mod

Joe Biden as Ulfric Stormcloak in Skyrim mod

I moved to the USA in protest of UK policies

not sure why people want to suck chink dick so much
the entire point of this tariff thing is to isolate china, close all the loopholes they use to ship their cheap shit and to bring manufacturing back to the west
you'd think even leftypol would have figured out during the wuhan flu that relying so china is a fucking mistake

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no one was aware of you doing that

any recent films i can torrent?

I will subsist on bread and milk for the remainder of my life if it crashes the European and Canadian economy and makes the wogs leave

chatting her up as we speak de lads

Don't remember asking sorry brodem

primark and TK maxx contain all the clothes a man needs

green street

dont believe uk is that high in consumer perception

ah that explains the tariffs on penguin island then, of course

Timothy Byrne is a genius
SeasideMark is a genius

Feel free to leave if this makes you upset

corbyn 100%ed all the casltevania games on nintendo ds, what a gamer!

yes, that has been explained
you just can't read past headlines

The arse team won against the Spanish team and I should care for some reason

they are both controlled opposition

He's got my vote!

i love whygena

what does keir starmer spend his money on i wonder?

zied spotted on Anon Babble

You will watch the footie and you will be happy

you would think it would be the other way around even though it's a very stupid comparison beyond a surface level

i think bog fart could shag your mum and make you watch and you'd still suck him off after

they are unhinged

what do people even talk about if they dont like football? its not even about the sport, its so you can converse with people you dont know when youre forced to

cocaine and child sex slaves like all elites

sorry you can't read and prefer to be a retard

warhammer figures

movies, tv, current events

none of it is going to work, it will directly make your life worse, and you will praise him for doing it anyway
no point in me engaging with you as if you're serious, i'm just having a laugh

love island is the only other option

bought some rope to hang myself with but i realised i bought the kind that's really hard to tie a noose with (it looked like they kind they used in historical gallows THOUGH)

She used to be well fat and have much fatter tits which was better lily then or lily now?

my little pony cute talking sex

We just sit and stare at each other.

just use a belt

nhentai tags

nhentai tag "my little pony"

why are continentals such arseholes lads?

youre white

why the fuck are gen alpha so tall?
fed up of being mogged by them

Few people in here having their usual tedious public struggle sessions I see lel

Just got back from having my girlfriend's legs over my shoulders whilst I ploughed her.

In first year of uni I tried to make friends by going to the student union and hanging out in the lounge area but everyone thought I was a weirdo my halls even had a groupchat titled "Anon is a weirdo"

what do people even talk about if they dont like football

mental how most people are NPCs.
It's like they live to watch black multimillionaires in shorts play with white balls.
They have no hobbies, they have no thoughts, they have no ambition.
They just want to drink beer and watch african men.

Hate wogs so much it's unreal

no they aren't and no you didn't

Arseholes? Not that I've seen. Except Frenchmen and Dutchmen. But their women are lovely whores.

Steve Bannon is so based

"We're watching Stroke at the moment, only a couple of episodes in though"

"Yeah I want to watch that next but we're still working our way through The Coathanger at the moment"

"Oh is that the one with her out of Silly Bastards in it?"

ambition is a meme the jews brainwashed people with so they would work harder for them

Hitler expressed admiration for Serbians and their warrior spirit. He regretted that they had to be on the opposite side in the first world war.

need a poo but its too late

remember level 100 mafia boss?

in retrospect ''boxsets'' and streaming platforms were a mistake

yeah and spending 500 quid for tickets to watch men play with a ball isnt?
dumbass.

remember the pornstar punishment series

Rorke be like "hate wogs" and "Steve Bannon is so based"

yeah the one with your mum on was great lol

i'm a man of simple taste so why should i bother to work harder than what will provide what i need? so i can have some fat bitch wife who demands a big house that she can put "live love laugh" stickers and throw pillows all over the place in? nah mate

all geordies have deep voices
they voicemog all us southern softies, i hated it there

pooing and also weeing occasionally

theres always one snob in every field i guess

gay porn pooing in a n'ggers mouth

e sounds like Darth Vader.

where's the 'KKHH-SHHHHH'?

I watched some of the Leeds game today, saw a beauty of a counter attack goal ruled out by one of the most retardedly wrong offside calls I've ever seen and remembered how grim things are down in EFL land.

mad how poo gay porn

fuck sneeds hope they get rellied
but yeah its grim down here. like a footballing abyss

there was another one in the first half that was clearly onside as well

hate podcasts (except the ones that are narrative focused (except the pozzed ones like welcome to night vale))

Snobs usually like the good parts of things

LOVE how me knob smells when i pull me foreskin down corr

theyre all on PEDS so it fucks their voices up

Man who jack off into cash register soon come into money

bit vain

just saw a video about deltora quest, and the guy talking about it was a yank of all people
left a comment thanking him for supporting the australian children's fantasy literature industry

This is how an average man sounded before big soy cucked us all

i had a gf who was into that.
the smell of my balls etc. wanted to smell my used boxers while i shagged her
was weird but she was nice outside of that

welcome to night vale

toby loves that one

i enjoyed it until it started focusing on the narrator's poofter relationship

no you didn't
be quiet

she was a fatass if it makes you feel any better

mmhmm

and i'm tired as hell but my baton won't sleep for nothing

yhe binble

Growing up gay in secondary school 99-04 was something. While I was chatting with my friends the History teacher said “Oi! Poofter! Be quiet!”

Another day around Christmas one of my friends put tinsel around my neck like a scarf. PSHE teacher came over and said “And you wonder why people call you a fairy”

When I complained about these things I was given a list of things I should do to change my behaviour and act straight so that I wasn’t targeted again.

It was 20 years ago and they were pretty old, so I take comfort in the fact that they’re probably dead now.

recovered my coinbase account i used to buy drugs with in the 2010s

this kind of thing happened to me too and i'm probably about 10 years younger than you, and i'm not even gay

do gays put on the 'gay voice' to alert other gays, or is it natural from birth? ive known gays who just sound like regular people

You look gay

Mad how I have a gf
Never thought it would happen

absolute banger

gay voice people can't control gay voice
The ones that don't have it have chosen to be gay

aye that i do x

What if you looked like my bf? haha

While I was chatting with my friends the History teacher said “Oi! Poofter! Be quiet!”

Don't think a teacher would have got away with that in the early 00s if he was reported. I went to school around the same time and one of our teachers got the sack for saying "all gays should be shipped away an island away from normal people"

shooting a lighter into the ashtray and ash way across the plate is showing a lil flame for a second

Do you have one of those faces that just makes little scrotes decide to bother you?

I don't get it

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i wouldn't though because i'm not a poofta x

are the ones that dont have it more likely to return to being straight, or considered less gay by gays? or are they preferred

i seem to have one of those faces that makes bogans want to approach me and tell me about their meth-induced conspiracy theories

i had a teacher throw a wooden block in my direction, and another one pushing me, prodding me in the chest with a finger to the point it hurt. they were just savages back then

Need gay bashing to come back. Put these queers into an early grave.

i want pol to leave

I have a face that inspires a mixture of pity and revulsion in people me

No he definitely would have. Besides saying oi poofter be quiet to a loud student is a world away from "all gays should be shipped away an island away from normal people"
Plenty of teachers were animals back then. Need them back the schools are useless now.

fat batty on katy doh

They put it on. I knew a kid at school called Todd. Should have known he was queer from his name but at the time no one knew, he had a girlfriend and seemed normal. A few years I was at a party and some mincing queer poofter came up to me squealing my name. I didn't even recognise him. He had completely changed his appearance and voice. He told me who he was and it was really uncomfortable. And my mates mocked me because the poo pusher knew me.

Calling a student a poofter is actually worse mate he's directly abusing someone with homophobia rather than expressing an opinion

i love whygena

do you think it would be nice to put a sachet of old el paso fajita seasoning mix in a mug with some hot water and drink it like tea?

Link?

i mean bovril is that but using gravy powder instead of coffee so sure

sir pizza scranner

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i hate the antichrist

#pizzagate
explains his love for israel

Ireland if it was Protestant

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trvthnvke

killing every single Indonesian on the planet

backrooms gf

Nobody cared about that shit back then mate.
Only 20 years before that teachers would belt kids for misbehaving.

Do students still get called idiots, retards, future failures, spastics, pricks, clowns, by their teachers? I remember one teacher saying we'd make elite binmen.

Mad how many kids are taking knives to school these days. They don't even get suspended.

And I'm in East Yorkshire not some urban dystopia. These young lads are more fragile than ever. Or blobby bespectacled Minecraft shits

Or blobby bespectacled Minecraft shits as it were

Chaehyun naked

There's a lot of people that think Lily Philips and Bonnie Blue are the same person, and that Bonnie Blue is Australian not British.

i wonder if the teachers used belts/whips/hands on the girls arses because it was their fetish and not because they wanted to correct them

I remember one teacher saying we'd make elite binmen

Haha that's fucking funny

We had an RE teacher who threw a melty and told a class they'd all work at Asda

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the lads

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get the bloody gooks generated rorke

who else stoned on that loudie

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oh yeah that's a good point

the absoute car crash in America when these mega chink tariffs kick in will be hilarious, everything is made there

he's directly abusing someone with homophobia

lol mental how zoomers grew up thinking this world was just always like this.
bet you think laws preventing employers from fucking over employees means that it never happens.
we're stuck in a time loop.

DUDE...

Correct

Flat face

now post one where they jump up and down with their titties out

I'd love to be a late 20th century teacher. Smoking at my desk while the class read their textbooks. Throwing chalk at kids who aren't listening. Bullying the gays and wogs. Coaching the school football team and refusing to pick fat kids and girls. Shagging the women teachers. It would have been fun.

having a big think about my life.
22 and absolutely nothing going for me not one thing

most of these woke laws dont change anything, because kids ignore them and bully eachother just as hard now. and the main idea of them are from people who got bullied wanting it to stop for the next generations

anyone want to go to bed and sleep on discord together? no? forget it..

Lucy Liu Sex Arse!!!!

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make a vocaroo and i will guess where youre from

Lad you're still young. In ten years you could be so proud of yourself.

It all starts with looking after your body and the rest comes naturally, all of it.

are you white?

22

FOLC
literally eons to get yourself sorted

White Vs brown bread

Rorke, a reformed man, is the first to arrive at the cliffs of Dover to welcome in the boat-migrants in order to give the adult men a wank.

putting a knee on Seoirse O'Floyd's neck

florida

janny! sock this fool for posting his new early!

why do zoomers all think life ends at 25

Autism

Shit OP

test

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