FUCKING LOVELY edish
/brit/
sex sex
yer mums are all shlegs
love a good poo me
scouse jack black be like: shikken chokkie
ask it about catyank
just going to make 100 posts on x about incel shit because its christmas and its all about how i should spend it
:(
Might rewatch boardwalk empire. Kelly Macdonald my lovely scottish rose
done ya
show me how yous arrange your image folders
Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
love italian women me
mental how good retinoids are
only been using one for two days and my skin looks peng
grangle grangle
You transitioning?
lmaoing at my life
looksmaxxing isn't gay
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN HE'S GOING TO STRIKE
Unban me on Anon Babble then
Fucking bitch
TYBG (thank you based grangler)
OOOOOOOOOH YES! WHAT A POST!
oh my days the absolute state of me
Spaino is planning another trip to Spain no doubt. It's in his name after all.
I am the LAW. You won't fuck around no more.
Do all Scottish women age with such grace and elegance? More attractive at 40 than 20
You're on the ropes
fuck's sake lads why are there always multiple /brit/ threads
dee chiiildren nooky
no unfortunately
sex
qrd-pill me on the /brit/scord???
boomers look at this and think
corr i wanna shag that!
and it's arsenal
arsenal fc
we are by far, the greatest team
to take a BBC
Whitey oddly silent after this one...
Oh the football is BACK. Drink it in because you'll never see another moment like it.
Please ask me about how I can save you money on your long distance calls
boomers eyes come out on stalks and they say 'awoooga' when they see big breasts
is mcdonalds a scottish burger chain?
Went to shit after Mikey left
Went to shit again after Zarq left
Went to shit again when Blaise left (rip)
Went to shit again when coyo started schizing
you could achieve this by charging me less for my long distance calls
McDonald is Irish
MacDonald is Scottish
wanking out a poo
leftypol speaking in a MLE accent despite coming from a village in the home counties
At least we still have Moni and Mark to keep things lively
US issuing 104% tariffs on Chinese goods, oh my dayssssssss the US is finished
Ginge drove away all the women so most of us just stopped logging in
Mayli Hapa Angel
Moni was never in the britcord, well for a few days at best. Vile freak.
describing what you're doing as looksmaxxing is though
What game should I preorder with my Switch 2 lads? I don't like racing so no Mario Kart
deciding on a takeaway to order for my arsenal match
I am STINKY tonight
i thought scotland and ireland were sister countries
yeah just like Japan and China
No need to be mean, she's looking peng nowdays if I'm not to be mistaken.
Searching for posts that contain ‘Shower*’ and in ‘Be’. 681 results found.
well you think it's gay anyway
oh my days these AI images are taking forever to generate. I wish I had a supercomputer!!!!
North Korea and China*
thought you were your Japan-san
its the same name
gaels are ethic irish
all the same shit
lowland Anglo-scots are more anglo but its the same anyway
That's a peng tbf
What's the minimum number of travel adventures you need to have been on by age 25 for success on dating apps? Optimal country strategy?
Any rare wojaks in?
Ive completely fucked it lads....
why do the mods have to treat /brit/ like the rest of the board, its just an anonymous chat room for my mates
I want to become a primary school groundsman
Gymtoil looms
that'll buff out.
thought you were that audiyank for a sec lel
throw that bullshit out of the window and rate your face. that's the strategy.
oh dude if i just IMPROOOOVE slightly more it will give me more access to higher rating women
this thread is full of my toilet poos for me to talk to (you are being marinated for dinner)
thinking about the beautiful nation of china and crying
poo
5-10% of all women under the age of 30 have an Onlyfans
just buy a house where the bedroom window looks out into a playground and put your computer desk at that window
No-one cares
disgusting jk rowling aka Joanne Rowling aka robert galbraith has blood on her hands
Aye im that yank
(North Korea doesnt care about China at all)
All the female members of my extended family are on holiday and my uncle came over to have a few pints with me and my dad
Dad ordered a munchie box thinking it would be like regular meal size and not an unholy box of paki slop the size of a headstone
Optimal country strategy
Australia and Thailand are the bare minimum. If you can get somewhere in Africa too you're golden. Avoid avoid AVOID Japan. Even if you've been never mention it.
chudwaks
Not really. Scotland is part of the UK. Ireland is not.
Should've got you a Cybertruck de lad
north korea loves china
Yeah its fixed now
Bringing my laptop to the coffee shop to post my pepes and wojaks
they dont care about each other at all
Getting this evening's PJW
How the fuck did you do that
Still absolutely fuming at the plot of the third Paddington movie lads. The whole premise is about a bear living in London why on earth is he travelling back to Peru?
ive not been to any of those places and yet i was successful on dating apps (several shags and a current gf)
why is there a bridge connecting the 2 then
did the mexicans do it
the janny (yes that’s what we call them in scotland) at my primary school was actually a good man
used to play football with the lads and tell us stories from his time in the army. mr wilson. big fat norf fc fucker. smoked like a factory. kind hearted but very gruff bloke
this month ahs my favorite color of sun at this time
vgh remember being outside at this time as a kid? vgh when the sun was like this before
It's where the jf prick belongs that's why
He's a deadly foreign bear. Kick him out.
I'm talking about good looking Russell Group matches from wealthy families
because its not like NK and Japan or NK and south korea (there is no bridge between the two countries)
God I need to live in America
yep my gf is both of those things. any more insights mr clueless incel?
Come home
Nice sedan
Whats that big bright shiny thing in the sky? What’s going on?
VGH.... AVRIL
I'd die for Putin
just makes the room look nice c:
*fires auriel's bow at it*
I'm just trying to help people and I think you're not telling the full story here.
that was quick
sunset over deanoland
based
we had some lovely caretakers, for some reason we always called them by first name, we had Bill and Dig, I remember Bill spending an entire lunchtime making paper aeroplanes for us kids to chuck about and teaching us how to make them
thinking about it it's a great job for a grandad type character who wants something to do a couple of days a week
i think you've never had sex
vgh Scotland
School groundskeeper used to be the ideal job for a slightly touched but harmless geezer
All getting replaced by contract work now
What about her?
Lovely grey Deanobox. My dream house as it were.
labradoodle and french bulldogs howling at the setting sun
yh because china and north korea are best mates, north korean serve as perfect cover for china to do their malicious cyber activities and in return they get ching chong science ass niggas to maintain their nukes
VGH
Wreck it time de lads
me sons a fookin virgin
Why?
I think you've travelled. I think you've lived a full life.
THE SOUTH SHALL RISE!
the sound of laughter as Deano, Smithster and Johnno and their missuses sit around the fire bowl and have Aldi steaks cooked on a brand new Weber propane BBQ (on finance from brighthouse)
when you're frying cabbage, stir a bit of mustard through it at the end. makes it extra pengers
Rosie Jones is pregnant
Based.
cheers
reckon being a granddads better than being a father
being a dad is obviously life changing and fulfilling but comes with stress of working and providing and constantly worrying about your kid and fretting over how to raise them right while juggling the responsibilities of middle age and your own personal battles
being a grandfather means chilling out retired all day, doing fun shit with your grandkids, almost reliving your own childhood with them in a way. getting to spoil them and tell them cool stories and not have to do the hard stuff.
Ktim
air fryer on finance
not after juvie he won't be
mm orange juice + energy drink :3
Or I could order my food from a restaurant so I don't have to muck about with this. Just a thought.
on finance from brighthouse
HEY HEY
YOU YOU
poo barm on finance
seems appropriate if you're a perma-virgin i suppose
you're a proper ninny you know that
BREXIT STRIKE 2
BREXIT MENTIONED TWICE IN ONE HOUR
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT (HAHAHA SUCK ME)
Sir keir Stormzy KC
nigga stuck in 2019
dangerous day to be a peroni haha
OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON
ATTENTION /BRIT/
I HAVE ORDERED MY DINNER
1 SMALL CHIPS
1 SMALL COD
2 CURRY SAUCE
4 BATTER SOSIJ 3 for later
15 NICKER OVERALL, LOVELY
Gym full of obnoxious jfs and women using equipment incorrectly
not really. been quite cold
you shouldn't ake out finance if you can't afford to buy it all at once
What a stupid fucking take. I can't afford to splash out £800 all at once but I can afford £100 for the next 8 months.
that shit was way before 2019 mong
bonding with family and friends in good weather is…. le bad or something
you're a proper ninny
SMALL
SMALL
3 for later
alri tiny little baby
How do I move to America?
Shall I apply for a green card?
fond of this ugly rorkette
you're talking to this person. a hateful and selfish incel.
ust slapped a fruit fly with the thunder clap and grazed it
it got down with the quickness and started spamming my computer with a seizure or something asking me to put it out of its misery
the establishment from which i'm buying give you what i could only reasonably describe as a medium for their smalls
Holy peng
Everyone's welcome on /brit/
wtf a fruit fly just landed on my hand for 1 second and flew off because i looked at it :3 was rolling my cig
giz a link then
thunder clapped ur mum's cheeks mysel
2019 was a relatively nothing year so all that was talked about was brexit
t. was alive then
it seriously was a boring year. the calm before the storm. no major cultural events. biggest thing that year culturally was avengers endgame. no major happenings. before covid and the boris wave of immigration. Even that years UCL final, between 2 English teams nonetheless, was unmemorable and forgotten shortly after.
Only good happening or entertainment that year was the general election where mongs thought we were going to walk into a Brexit 1000 year tory reich high GDP Boris utopia. We were sitting ducks. Not knowing what the coming decade had in store for us.
Even Moni?
sovl
no peas
everyone, even yanks
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT
Indisputably savings are better than taking shit out on finance but I think you can forgive a family that just paid all their school fees for buying a weber q on hock
STRONG
AND
STABLE
sorry! but linkage would mean doxxage on this occasion - i cannot provide one safely.
rabbit scran that
Only good happening or entertainment that year was the general election where mongs thought we were going to walk into a Brexit 1000 year tory reich high GDP Boris utopia.
Right Wing gimps who voted tory in 2019 should be arrested.
TOUGH ON CRIME, TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF CRIME
the south winning would've been better for both sides of the mason-dixon line
If you have to ask how to move to America you are never going to make it here. You just make it happen by any means or remain an oldworlder
Bank Holiday Weekend loading...
ffs I'm such a mong
Insane how many runts have cars on finance.
didn’t vote in 2019 me (was 16 years old)
two zoomer birds were eying me up today
might get a car on finance
tor wank soon
sorry its been cancelled
pooey bum wank on the cards lads
TOUGH ON RHYME, TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF RHYME
SO CHIGGIDY CHECK YA DISRESPECK NIGGA
Voted for Biden three times, me
Got a problem with that? Fuck off
um
Hahahaha never would have happened
cor
COR
C O R
fat_mons
Cute zoomer woman started at toil today
Americans voted for Trump twice lol
why are you using tor
um
UM
that first bank holiday after lockdown hit different
not sure if that's strictly true
eliminate brown biomass from the gene pool
most historians agree that the south could've won if Lee's order 191 didn't get lost
soo why doesnt a helicopter move at all if it hovers for 4-5 hours
state
evacuating brown biomass into the toilet bowl
so grim
Nothing wrong with that. America will boom and dominate the 21st century after Trump conquers China.
:)
met a bloke from essex once that was deeply into the country music and the dixie aesthetic
wasn’t a racist or anything and actually seemed more on the south eastern bugman scale more than anything (specky, scraggy beard, introverted, chubby) but interesting nonetheless
Leavitt said any deals will be focused on whether they are good for the American worker
Yeah fuck everyone else.
youtu.be
youtu.be
Listen, learn, and shut the fuck up.
Most historians
A handful of hick apologists
imagine having a government that doesn't completely hate you
must be nice
Excellent post.
Funny how when its time to die for Jewish interventionst wars abroad white men from the south are allowed to wave around the battle flag...
Both are Irish and Scottish
OHHH LAWD DEM TARRAFFS!
Just putting the heating on
kek
oy gevalt
If only they could do it again a third time.
so this is rourke
Very autistic and disconnected post
Nothing wrong with that
America First
British gaylites are Pakistan and Africa First
Be quiet.
America is sick. Trump is making her take her medicine. To save the West.
They will.
2028 will be Trump vs Obama.
bought a gay little hoover for the car
literally nothing wrong with that statement you oikophobe gimp
Tonight's scran de lids
Anyone who supports Trump and Reform is a traitor.
the order being discovered prevented the destruction of the army of the potomac and extended the war for another 3 years
posh wanker
probably look like scorbunny in rela life
The only place in Scotland with Anglo-Saxon names is in the vicinity Berwick
'ton 'on
Traitor to what? English Jewish liberal globalism?
mmm katsu chicken with natto
*starts drooling*
traitor to whom?
in the midst of the stQrm you see me stuntin on em
Imagine voting for that lmao
(Michelle)
I think you mean 'ir 'ton 'on
BREAKING : Sir Kier Starmer has announced a new bill aimed to tackle “online extremism” and “views opposed to our democratic values”
Sier Sir Karmer
traitor
To whom?
looks like elton john got a bloke to vomit and jizz in his bum and then elton squirted that all out next to your chicken and broccoli, then he wanked himself off and jizzed on your broccoli
another BWC century leftypol melting down
anglo scots are scots who aren't from the Hebrides and only speak english
Would genuinely move to America in a heartbeat.
I'm white, blonde, Celto-Saxon (like Drumpf), and I want a white imperialist America to unify the white world.
you're telling me the labour candidate was a bloke called 'sir keir starmer'?
and the tory one was called 'rishi sunak'?
backwards ahh timeline
the only silver lining about the state of this country is that i get to walk about in the rain in my jacket smoking fags pretending i’m in one of those futuristic dystopian britain films like v for vendetta or children of men
our democratic values”
So Judaism
night shift toil in 2 hours
Back in the purple lads
.good stuff
Feel like Limmy wouldn't like what's going on here
Mention the word traitor and all the little incels come out crying lmao
Ah right you're an autist
i'd move there if it split in half along political lines, otherwise you're just inheriting even worse cultural and spiritual problems
very worried about the future
Now the tory leader is a black lady whose come to thatcher moment was reading The Fountainhead
go get a WP blog
Celto-Saxon (like Drumpf
Trump is half Gaelic and half German
You are entirely English
Nobody begins Nightshift at 9PM
you guys will be safe no matter what
thats right buddy lock in
good lad that will be me one day struggling to get out of green
t. anglo scot
any anglo-autist man in?
sort it out
Everyone white Brit is a “Celto-Saxon”
wish there was a warm scandinavian country for me to move to
/brit/ more like /fat/
Nah Trump will enforce TND and TMD
Some serious delusions of grandeur going on ITT
tonald flumpf
The brvtal american
There’s a country that is very warm and very rich and populated by British Islanders
Ireland
you've caused us all serious psychological pain with that pointed assessment
post bmi
This is something an African tribesman in the Congo would do, very stone age
Shalom
No I'm not please stop projecting your south east angloid society onto me thanks
denmark is probably the warmest of us all
Great nation and a noble race
us
i hate the EU
if you're on about any of the places i can think of off the top of my head they all cost a billion quid to move to and live in and there's not much to do there workwise
Jersey beckons.
No there isn't
*Flails my arms in front of the tourism poster so you won't see it*
talking about australia
Donald Trump
A Germank-Gael who is deconstructing the post 1945 Anglo-Jewish world order
In the end we've won
aresgaylia
test
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