/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

he could if he had allies

He doesn't plan on winning he plans on crashing the economy and bringing back the robber barons

MIGA

you need to stop posting

i voted for this

i will never watch anime

Red = MAGA
Green = Sissy liberals

Financejews seem very upset with this thoughbeit

i will never watch anime

Based

I went to a high school reunion and the my girlfriend got really upset every time a woman talked to me

based edit even though I know Anon Babble and Anon Babble havent watched EoE

drone strikes on mexican cartels lmao

Anon Babble

voting in US elections

They're all Modi supporters over there

how come there are no indian or mexican cumposters

now that we know that goshcel is still in these threads, i'll have to start accusing people of being goshcel. some of you will be falsely accused, but that's a price i'm willing to make.

In exchange for continued support from the United States, Ukraine sends a battalion of FPV operators to the US/Mexico border
We have plenty of those
They're just posting under Canadian and American flags, respectively

girlfriend got really upset every time a woman talked to me

They really do be mate-guarding (& mate poaching)

schizopoo...

Haha meant to reply to

This is why I don't use facebook or look at what old high school aquaintances are up to. It just reminds me of how autistic I was and all the girls that were just begging to fug and I thought they were just messing with me. There are also a few I was inadvertantly cruel to and I feel bad about that

Not really.

Women say men are sexist if they only have male friends but the second they get a boyfriend he’s not allowed to have female friends anymore

I want you

its ok i knew

It wasn’t on Facebook, I saw her in person
When I was like 9, a girl told me she liked me so I threw a bug at her

POV

i might be about to poo, we'll see

So humiliating playing Pokémon go and a school bus comes by and drops off a bunch of kids and the parents are like why is this freak walking around with his phone

they don't even like it when you talk to your female family members. Ever see what they post about their boyfriend's mom or sisters being to close?

I gooned to a video of a slightly muscular fit asian girl riding a bwc

I always looked like my grandfather and was my grandma's favorite because of this

Larry Fink seems happy to you?

tf

Siri, give me an example of the term "I got no dog in this race"

Feels like im completely wasting my day even though im objectively not
Hatw this shit i needa start waking up at 730 again waking up at 9 feels like im a loser

Everyone tells me I look like my gramps too

A female cousin of mine went to the same college as me and we both didn’t know
Randomly ran into her and she hugged me while another girl was with me and she said it was weird and that she thinks my cousin was acting like she wanted to fuck me
Women are strange

2025

Pokémon go

WMAF has become so prevalent black and brown people now regularly comment on it

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

probably
he's been acting so schizophrenic everyone might realize it's best to just play along for a few years until we elect someone else

This isn't cute, this is what balding people do (don't ask me how I know)

was the favorite because im the only child of their favorite kid, so i drew a lot of aggro from my insecure cousins whose mom fed them propaganda

Please someone have a meltdown and start spamming the thread. Make someone mad af.

I saw pictures of him when he was young and we really do look a lot alike

tfw got way more in the will than the rest of the grandkids

For me it's waking up at 4 am I uave plenty of time to relax and time to get myself ready to enjoy the day

Are you a sexy crazy Latina? This is something a sexy crazy Latina would type

My great grandparents were quite literally born in italy

Your arms look weird.

You should go back

i get home from toil at 1130 so thats not really an option sadly

SPINSTER IS A FUCKING TRANNY
SPINSTER IS A FUCKING MAN

she thinks my cousin was acting like she wanted to fuck me

kek they really are like that. Funny part is seeing her hug you probably made her like you more

DONT TALK TO MY FUCKING MANS LIKE THAT
HE WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF TU CULO
WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS SHIT

Me too! Comme staje, tuttapost? What's your surname?

I saw her pussy

saw a guy check in to the gym last night with a mexican first name and italian last name, think jose dimaggio or some shit
i smiled and thought of you disteffano

perplexing post

You're a liar. I wouldn't be attracted to her if she were a tranny.

Mine was born in Saint Petersburg during the short time when it was Petrograd

many such cases

you have a problem with my arms?

spinster is fucking a man (me)

animechads are FEASTING this season

Latinas like Italian men because they act macho like Latinos

It all returns to something

I need to stop letting this faggot cut my hair. I get a haircut 3-4 times a year and every single time this actual dick muncher gives me a shitty haircut and I'm stuck with it for the rest of the year. I thought being gay would mean you'd be a good hairdresser, but that's not the case here. At least not when it comes to men haircuts. I know, it's my fault for going to the same person every time, but he's been the only one who's been cutting my hair for years so I'm afraid of going somewhere else and getting an even shittier haircut.

Jason here
Spinster is my sister-wife
I post her pictures and nudes frequently

Yeah, they look ugly. You should hide them under your blanket.

it's so fucking over.

am I supposed to have any idea what this is referencing

LOL

Sorry I can’t read Nazi.

you just keep letting me down letting me down letting me down

You don't need to. It's not even funny.

just put yourself out there and apply, you lazy millenials

ok

cum is a neoliberal general

millennial

still struggling to find a job

Unc...

millenial

You're over 29 and unemployed?

correct

so humiliating playing pokemon go

Ya no kidding

What field

very common

benis

58 minutes left on the treadmill

So what?

good on ya for actually doing it fatty, if dubs you have to do an extra 5 minutes

I want to get drunk and watch something humorous but the last time I drank I got a righteous tummyache/pain in my liver

the market collapses within a month

seeing houses for sale in exberg's neighborhood makes me nervous just thinking about living there

How can you post here if you are actually on the threadmill?

I'm going to be eating chocolate cookies tonight so might as well walk a lil

Just shat myself

I lost 50lb in three months

sell in may and go away

hello saar

I have my ways....

gj

How? It took me an entire year to lose 50 pounds

this shit would send my fear of ayys into fucking overdrive holy shit

is that...A LIVING ROOM????? HELP ME MARKPLIER, IM GOING INSANE

nta but if youre a giga fat fuck its not hard to lose double digit lb a month
i lost 140lb in a little over a year, like 14 months

I AM STEVE

Start taking meth and you don't have to eat anymore!

Did you not like it the first time?

Cardio 5 days a week, meal prepping, and I stopped drinking
Only gained it because I drank every single day for several months and ate like shit so my body was going back to how it was instead of making a change after a long time of being unhealthy

Mormon love is mormon life, one day I hope for a mormon wife.

shes cute and i like her dress
would wife and homestead with

I used to be literally obese as a teenager and I've never lost weight so fast in my life
It's easy when you're maintaining your weight by eating 4000 calories a day and drinking only soda
Start eating healthy, drink only water, and exercise and you'll lose weight every single day

verification code to submit a fucking job application

imagine soaking

i could destroy momberg in a debate

submitting your resume to Anon Babble

what's the pay? $0.00

momberg didnt know who destiny was i dont know where i fucking went wrong

Beating most women in a debate isn't even hard

beating my meat while its hard

watching destiny made me smarter

wouldnt the very act of penetration count as fornication anyways?

i have a dumb wisenheimer buddy that turned into a maga guy and he bragged to me that he owned his grandmother-in-law in a debate about abortion
i told him he's an idiot and there's no winning that debate and everyone else at the dinner table probably thought he was a loser

Janny is not in, post whatever you want

Nope. I thought the 3 days rule would apply, but it didn't. Then I waited 2 weeks to see if it'd grow on me, but again it didn't. I just kept coming back out of comfort.

Next month I'll go somewhere else because I'm getting tired to be quite honest with you f a m.

Destiny sucked me off (I'm a fat smelly Latinx chud btw)

aaaaand it's gone

do you have supercuts or great clips in mejico?

Jason is the Janny, retard
Posting about something here is sicing the Janny Man

If you ever think you pass just remember this image

can you tell drumpf to stop fucking up my portfolio?
ty

Jason can suck my fatty

wait til mid terms

pedo

tranny

anime fan

neet living with parents

I mean he checks all the boxes, but could Jason really be a JANNY? I feel sick...

shaved

I care less about sex and more about just having a girl thats happy to be with me

It's really the perfect cover, isn't it?

This 18 year old claims to make 3000€ a month selling socks online while living off of government gibs
Would you buy a pair to support her ?

I used to partake in "hook-up culture" in the late 2010s

what do you bring to the table

I used to partake in "hooking up with you mother" in the late 2010s

yet you have no bitches

curious...

Just make sure to have sex with a woman of every race before you get married or you'll regret it

"gifted" kid grows up to be an unmotivated NEET loser

a tale as old as time

tall

willing to listen to you bitch about something or other because Ive had to do it with my mother and sister for years

I read

I travel

I drive

open to doing things spontaneously

but I dont want AIDS

Me except I thought I'd get laughed out of the gifted kids' program so I never tried for it

That's what condoms are for

Lowkey got that Winona Ryder vibe

sex with a WOMAN, not a man

My female coworker has very hairy arms, and her armpits have stubble. Is she transgender.

i drank 4 beers and i'm not drunk at all. this is such a dissapointment. i only have one more beer

gods no she's just italian

So true
I’ll never have sex with a Latinx or negro woman and that sucks

26 minutes in and I'm feeling super tired please send me some encouraging words

want to leave my hometown and move out

momberg keeps suggesting things that would make me live in my hometown

that's not sex
wrong

She's actually Latina

Hey

Out of every girl I've ever been with only black girls would bring condoms and demand you use one

Idk what you're up to but you got this

youtube.com/watch?v=vm3E5Ton7_s

Blahpipo have very high rates of stds

LOSER
YOURE A LOSER
BAABY WANT A BOTTLE? BIG DIRT BOTTLE?

shut up nigga
youtu.be/hBga7yYBJ6Y?list=PLwmVjEfBRZi5K1E0FgJ3139Aov6Q0_pyt&t=373

Middle Eastern women are so hot bros

one week to get your taxes done

but I already did them

im a big fan of Arielle Maxine shes really cute

pawn grandmas jewelry for some quick cash

Done 3 months ago

Grandma used to suck dick

asme i love that nigga hes pretty hot

she

I saved a bunch of very cute/sexy pictures but I can’t post them because ä some anon said he’ll block me if I did because he dislikes the girl

This bear never stops being funny

True
Something about it is just so funny
Especially the smug one in a suit kills me

who's the canada of europe

France

Canada could be the Canada of Europe

the ukraine

Austria

Ireland

Which state is the Germany of USA

Denmark

the most insignificant one, probably San Marino

Finished walking thank you all for your encouraging words

easy, Wisconsin

If Urkel were still alive he’d be shitting

I can buy myself flowers

I want to send you roses

Rosebud

If I ever visit Germany would you be open to hosting me?

how can anyone hate anime

The tropes are obnoxious

Idk I live with the GF so it would be a bit awkward no? If I still rocked the bachelor life then I’d even mail you the keys

What would you do if you found me sniffing your gfs socks

I think theyre funny

I‘d ask you not to sniff too much so there’s still a bit of stank left in them for me!

Stick to the classics

Based

Utah

you’ve been sniffing in the laundry basket with the boys again haven’t you

Is that your gf?

climbing infinite on conter strike right now

Yes

ZAMN!

fk hates trump and loves destiny politics

It all makes sense

everyone is afraid that someone might be watching them through their webcam thats why they have covers nowadays

that's not his gf

What

Calling you a cuck

You don't know him

that's an OF whore.

Post her nudes or shut up

Maybe his gf is a onlyfans whore

Burned a bit of incense and made some tea, very comfy

it's a blue board

i dont care for women. why not ask him for salsa?

Momberg won't let me light incense because she's afraid I'll burn the house down

guess Im crying today ;_;

Pussy

QUICK someone post the voted for it award i need it unironically to make fun of someone where its actually appropriate

Bum

youtu.be/spmTAGOdX70

what happened?

Fk has the link. Shes cute but if roast beef puts you off you'll be disapointed

newfag

grandma(on the right) passed on

Need to see them toes and soles

No

i miss being canadian bros. being "Canadian" means nothing anymore. i miss hockey culture. i miss how good tim hortons used to be. i miss how good our cigarettes used to be. i miss when everyone would wear NHL jerseys. i miss when we idolized wayne gretzky. i took it for granted bros...

Being American or Canadian used to mean something culturally and socially
Now it just means you're within the borders

Yes. China is a paper tiger

Fuck... don't remind me

Fag

Ban plastic

People cheering for the collapse of the US market are retarded
Last time the US market collapsed we took the every single economy around the world with us

canadian "culture"

It's retarded thirdie nationalists and redditors who think their countries are independent from the US

obsessed

yup. AMEN. A-FUCKING-MEN
don't forget Belmonts and Carhartt work jackets

exactly ameribro... i miss it so much

god dammit I want tacos but I dont wanna pay $12 for tacos

I wanna bite it

pendejo

Lol I can go to rancho and get a plate of tacos with beans and rice for 10
Used to be 7 before Biden

fk's taste in women is so fucking bad

belmonts?

Yes, Canadian culture is very similiar to American culture because we both USED to be Anglo countries with strong Anglo foundations for our culture that have been washed away

Why do Americans hate the rest of the world so much?

She’s objectively beautiful

the fuck is rancho

Why do you rip us off so much?

business idea: image ban fk

I used to date a Canadian girl and she would smuggle beer across the border for me

i'd lick her feet after she's had a long day at work desu

nose ring

why do swinns hate finns so much

Wanna crack open some yuenglings with a cummer

Crazy how Chuck Berry was actual a sexfiend and piss fetishist

yeah that was my fault. My bad guys

Mexican market

American and Canadian cultures are similiar but distinct
The reason you can't tell where the line is because you're looking at it from the inside and comparing the two instead of comparing Canadians to Brazilians

It’s guinness season until midsummer

I am NOT paying $8 each for milquetoast 5% stouts

My great grandpappy smoked Lucky Strikes
My grandpappy smoked Lucky Strikes
My pappy smokes Lucky Strikes
And you bet your bottom dollar that I sure as heck smoke Lucky Strikes!

I don't smoke but if I did it'd be Turkish golds

I don’t smoke period

Need a pet dire wolf and a chicken jockey

I dont smoke and thus I'm better than you

Go back to your country

just manufacture everything you need inside your biggest rival

who thought this was ever a good idea

I smell like people's grandpa (cologne, a hint of booze, and tobacco)

True

youtu.be/inRxTFJHEkQ

How worried are Canadians for their economy?

I'm in my country

who thought this was ever a good idea

Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan

Terrified, we see them mentally breaking down in here every single day

Meh

UMMMMMMMMM selling out the rust belt to china was 5D chess, o algo

The economy is either gonna be fine or gonna be fucked whether or not I worry so it's not worth worrying

Spinny make the new right now or I'll rape you
I won't be repeating myself

+ Clinton + Bush(es) + Obama + Carter

Rust belt was ruined because they made shirty cars compared to cheaper Japanese cars

+ Biden?

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