/brit/

save some for the rest of us la

we've got bisons
we've got beavers
we've got wild boars
we might soon have moose
we might soon have tauros
but they'll throw too much of a melty over wolves
bears when

usually just empty a packet of crisps onto a slice of bread then stick another slice on top and scran it, sometimes with butter sometimes with mayonnaise sometimes with mustard

teenage body acne never went away so I can never have sex

just like my japanese animes...

rorke getting eaten by a wolf in the countryside cos we have to return or something

screaming at all the aussies posting on /brit/ like cucks because they don't have their own threads

watched shogun
played sekiro
love japan me

chicken paste, yay or nay?

love studio ghibli kino
hate anime series sloppa

imagine being a brit in like 1250 and you could go to your plentiful virgin woodlands and bag a fatty boar/deer. now its all intensive farming and towns/cities, truly hate this overpopulated shithole

i want your arse on my face

poo coloured digits typed this

rorke getting glompfed

love Japan me
also love Italy
but that's about it as far as foreign culture goes

Not so fast there lad. Local baronberg would not be happy about that

learning urdu

no reply from dealer, WhatsApp saying he hasnt been active since WEDNESDAY, what is going on!?!?!?! will try call tonight

I know it sounds weird but we have more woodland now than they did in 1250. it was absolutely raped by the normans.

poo and wee?

mad how you fucking freakish ogre people have LITERALLY no natural areas left even the ones that look natural have been deforested and farmed all that shit

you could go to your plentiful virgin woodlands and bag a fatty boar/deer

you'll be eating gruel that boar is going to Lord Cuntberg

leftypol getting stabbed, he loves dangerous animals, I mean diversity, in his cities

yep, environmentally it is over. also economically politically socially and demographically

Fuck are you on about?

love me boars
hate me poors
simple as

we have triple your pop and about a billionth of your size

dunno, is it like this? NEED this in bongland

simply did not ever happen
these "dinosaurs" are all made up

realistically if you could leave the uk where would you go to live/work

just absolutely threw this overwatch game but i left before i could get flamed in the post match chat heh

stand literally anywhere in australia, even city centres, and you're no more than an hours drive from pristine untouched natural wilderness whether it be desert or rainforest
come home white man

realistically

nowhere

me lord can i's please be grant'd rights to hunt a deer on ye lands? has been a harsh winter me lord

guernsey

probs eastern europe, maybe croatia

I think it's time I stopped posting here

It was fun while it lasted, lads x

nippon

err who are you again

nowhere, Wales is my home

Hong Kong

japan

yeah it's proper slop, i got a volcano burrito with beef which was actually nice with the hot sauce poured on it but the chicken crunchwrap supreme was absolutely horrid like mcdonalds quality lettuce with shit chicken and no flavour and also got two beef tacos which was more of the same, loads of horrid salad and no flavour
chips were soggy and flaccid but the spice on them was nice
cinnamon twists as well which were like walkers french fries but sweet. gash
shan't be ordering again. a shame as i hadn't had taco bell since i was 10 in florida and my memories of it there were great
least i got 50% off

america, canada, austrlaia, new zealand, nordics, netherlands, germany, france, poland, italy.
if i get a guaranteed good wage literally anywhere else safe, UK is so grim it is actually over here

Don't worry about it x

South Africa, Cape Coast

you're life is pathetic

finally gonna bite the bullet and shave my hair off

ok you said bye fuck off now cheers

love sprinkling poison onto bread and feeding the local ducks me

don't do it
it's always a bad idea

Can't stand how every fucking youtube video has massive subtitles for every word in the middle of the screen, one word at a time
Completely awful

Enjoy working yourselves to death as corporate office drones with no human rights if you move to Japan for work, assuming they'll even give you a job.

testing if im banned

good luck mate

ham and cheese sandwich with a sausage roll
yes this was worth reposting

you shouldnt feed them bread

you are banned

what

Iceland

Town council recently ripped up all the local parks it was used mostly for football and there was a lot of seething but now the park has ponds and ducks and trees and flowers and it's a million times better. The only good thing the council has ever done

innit ordering takeaway on a sunday is way more pathetic than spending it lashing out on an incel forum

i shave my head 2 times a year instead of barbers but i have gorgeous flowing locks, the situation may be different for norwoodfags

i fucking LOVE drinking BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tanning lad here. Just got back from an 8 minute session. Back in the game.

getting the meal prep for next week sorted

get in
where have they shunted the footy lads though

what do you get out of posting photos from reddit

At least Japan is clean and quiet.

feeling destructive might just put this months rent on the manchester derby

in a corrspaff sorto mood

leftypol having a panic attack whenever he sees a field or a tree

mad how all these councils need to do is plant some trees and collect the bins for people to be satisfied and they cant even do that

real zogslave NPC shit ngl

eating loads of poo

Is that pic actually you?

finding my next home

why are you on incel forums

3-1 Yanited, it's free money

That's fucking retarded, at least get a haircut twice a year so it looks halfway decent when it grows out for the 6 months

this nigga eating runner beans

would you marry italian girl lads?

eating even more poo than you

doesnt looking filling.

The bargain loving brits in the sun costa del sol channel 5 lifestyle appeals to me desu

no, its fine, it looks fine, hate going to hairdressers, plus hair grows back better when shaved alot, its good to air the scalp

wont marry anyone because im a 38 year old kissless virgin haha

we both are, you're here angry and spreading misery and i'm here discussing my lunch

no i am GAY

38 year old kissless virgin

that's not possible

luckily for you that italian girl used to be a boy

girl lads

i dont think my dad will allow it

i'm living proof

yes

No it doesn't look fine, you're fringe will be too shot and it grow into a bulb shape, just get it cut shorter then let it grow for 6 months.

ok incelboy

Chicken rilletes is peng

Meat 'paste' in the UK is post-ww2 poverty slop

corrr

35 here
just never touch a woman it's that easy

BAAAAAAAAAASED

khazar milkers as it were

listen lad i dont usually do this but lets just kiss ok?

There are purpose built smaller pitches they can book. No doubt the council has done this to make money but for once, it's actually an improvement.

28 year old kissless virgin me
Will be a wizard in 2026

A crowd of angry parents hurl insults at 6 year-old Ruby Bridges as she enters a traditionally all-white school, the first black child to do so in the United States South, 1960. Bridges is 70 years old today.

She wants a man with a disney+ subscription

met some girls last night

get a life diego

i just get some army guy i know to shave it army style, simply wont go and make small talk while staring in a mirror for 20 mins

How the fuck did you manage that, and what is your daily life like?

countries with over 99% whites

which one is best?

I did this for about a two weeks but couldn't hack it. Who wants to eat 5 day old reheated pasta

we ran the background check sir

he is not employed anywhere and never had a job

he has no social media and no phone number

his residence is allegedly at his parents house but after 16 months of observation we have never once seen him go in or out

we asked neighbours and people nearby but nobody seems to know who he is

he has no friends and no girlfriend

he also has no bank account, never paid taxes and isnt a member in any club anywhere in this city

its like we are hunting a ghost

who the hell is this guy chief?

same but 29. let's learn mandarin

1. Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, who lived at number four, Privet Street, always boasted that they were a very decent family.
2. Please, please.
3. They never get involved in mysterious and weird things because they don’t believe in those weird things at all.
4. Mr. Vernon Dursley was a supervisor at a company called Grunning, which manufactured drilling rigs.
5. He is tall and strong, so fat that he almost has no neck, but he has a big beard.
6. Mrs. Dursley is a thin, blonde woman.
7. Her neck is almost twice as long as a normal person's.
8. Her long neck came in handy as she spent a lot of time craning over fences to spy on her neighbors.
9. The Dursleys had a little son named Dudley.
10. In their opinion, there is no better child in the world than Dudley.

1. Jiāzhù shuǐ là shù jiē sì hào de dé sī lǐ fūfù zǒng shì déyì dì shuō tāmen shì fēicháng guījǔ de rénjiā.
2. Bàituō, bàituōle.
3. Tāmen cónglái gēn shénmì gǔguài de shì bù zhānbiān, yīnwèi tāmen gēnběn bù xiāngxìn nàxiē xiéménwāidào.
4. Wēi nóng dé sī lǐ xiānshēng zài yījiā míng jiào gé lǎng níng de gōngsī zuò zhǔguǎn, gōngsī shēngchǎn zuànjī.
5. Tā gāodà kuíwú, pàng dé jīhū lián bózǐ dōu méiliǎo, què xùzhe yī liǎn dà húzǐ.
6. Dé sī lǐ tàitài shìgè shòuxuē de jīn fà nǚrén.
7. Tā de bózǐ jīhū bǐ zhèngcháng rén zhǎng yī bèi.
8. Zhèyàng měi dāng tā huā xǔduō shí jiàn gézhe lí qiáng yǐnjǐng ér wàng, kuītàn zuǒ lín yòu shè shí, tā de cháng bózǐ kě jiù pài shàngle dà yòng chǎng.
9. Dé sī lǐ fūfù yǒu yīgè xiǎo érzǐ, míng jiào dá lì.
10. Zài tāmen kàn lái, rén shìjiān méiyǒu bǐ dá lì gēng hǎo de háizǐle.

saoirse ronan in the middle

Well lads, I did it. I actually went outside. It was quite depressing, witnessing the pretty girls holding hands with their boyfriends and all of the happy families on a day out. Why did you make me do it, /brit/?

Estonia

Italian girls do not get married lad

brown mans kryptonite

lying, have you guys never touched a woman? tell me the closest you have come to sex and i will tell you how to have sex
you should be in emergency mode NOW. early gyms, facial creams, careermaxxing

get the becca chebs posted

prosecco delivery is here

one of my favourite drunk watches is the series of simple home cooking tutorials marco pierre white did as a paid endorsement for Knorr stock cubes and stock pots
youtube.com/watch?v=_2kIO80tAfU&ab_channel=newnew2005love

tart

wish i knew how to cook a roast

just full of autism and social anxiety init
work from home, minimal social interactions

How's it looking lads!

did somebody say bevaragino

lol toughen up son other people are allowed to be happy
when i am so tourch starved i feel but one step from self annihilation, I rub salt on me and go in the fields to be licked by the local goats

I HATE DONALD DRUMF!!!!

phwoar stock cubes

The following individuals are considered armed and dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend any of these fugitives yourself.

That you don't is perhaps forgivable, eve. If it's one of the easiest things to prepare

Your mindset (I wish but it's not feasible to learn) is irredeemable. You are never going to make it.

king

rorke mainlining bisto

thoughts on being straight but having a gay best friend

sunday roast: cooked

*fedora*

was the dentist ever put out of business in the end?

gay

how do i cope that i will never have sex with truly top tier women and have to settle for average british roasties?

why do some people have that dark eyed sunken look like an advanced heroin addict but they are normal. a sort of unhealthy pallor

get candace shagged

Used to have a gay cinema buddy. I shagged his fat (female) friend once.

"Labour Party suspends MP Dan Norris after arrest on suspicion of rape"

semitism

Honestly watch his knorr videos, they're based. Triple michelin starred chef being so completely unpretentious with simple cooking. He could have been a wanker like Ramsay or Heston but instead he cooks for the common man in these videos and the results are amazing. I've done this chicken method many times and it is superb.

i smoke lots of weed and work nights

another constituency Reform will gobble up

dark circles? they're usually genetic

imagine being a medieval serf hahahaha, bet they thought the sky was one big box lol

really cute post

its mad how labour are shaking off scandal after scandal because the tories fucked it just that bad

getting upset that my ancestors toiled on a farm for a lord and if they escaped without permission they would be hunted down and punished with debt or beatings. no way to live.

it's slipping

lmfao

Yeah 30 hour work week, fridays and weekends off, homeowner with wife and kids who literally cant leave you, healthy diet of organic whole foods and the ironclad belief you are going to spend eternity in paradise if and when you pass away

*gives it a suck*

it’s been nearly half a year since she dumped me lads and I still think about her every hour of every day

for me? it's the British Railways Class 37. the greatest diesel locomotive of ALL time

you sound gay

wonder if the little jeet fella has a barny with the kizza man when he picks up my order or if they have an uneasy alliance with one another

vgh we should retvrn to that sovl

I'm sure she's sucked a million cocks by now

so where does one find dealers? had one for a while, met him in a smoking area but he got nabbed and im now a shutin. telegram?

do u know what trains nsw regional express uses

wish I was in a position to use drugs on a sunday in the sun

alri Thames Valley Police

trump said he will tariff slags, thoughts?

an hour to go until the sun fucking mogs me and my runtish existence by shining through the window and exposing me to the street for all to point and laugh at

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

repeat after me.

onto the next one.

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and check him in my automobile
Let him - with his grills, he keep tellin' me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag', and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

women with 4+ bodycount make my penis soft

I want to know this too and I am definitely definitely definitely absolutely 100% NOT a policeman

try a laceswap

At 1pm today 50% of all electricity in the UK was solar

mad how the current president of the us is named donald fart

Good post

LENG
E
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why's it so expensive then?

so all women over the age of 18 then

love provincial blondes like this

xpt trains for the big runs like melb/brisbane
xplorer trains for smaller intrastate runs like bathurst, broken hill
also endeavour trains (basically just an xplorer)

Sir Donald Grump

going to leave the milky way soon lads

is it so wrong to want a 3.5 on a sunny sunday evening? is it so wrong?

brunette man me

the mormon gf

stunning AND brave x

Sir Ronald McDonald

Underinvestment

Hugh Grant was amazing in that film.

interesting

sir ronald weasley

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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love and waffles,

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why don't indians use cutlery

Corrr, bet she speaks like Eliza Doolittle

Might get a dumb phone, sick of being stuck in my phone all day

Just deactiavted my twitter account that I've had since December 2013.
Reasoning: too much of a time sink PLUS it's turned into facebook now.
Full of Indians engagement farming, everyone is retard baiting for more engagement farming, literally only get angrier every time I use it.
Think I'm done with it for good desu lads.
Changed my password to some random nonsense amalgamation of letters just in case I tempted to reactivate. It's dead for good.

why is there so much noise in public places now

no it isn't
be quiet

This Katy these days must be a fourty year old mum who works in HR

You can take it off now

don't ever >> me again, you slag

twitter has always been the worst social media

BITCHES BORN IN THA 90'S THATS UNDER 25 CAN'T COOK CAN'T CLEAN THEY DON'T WANT TO WORK NOTHING. NIGGAZ THAT'S 31 & OVER GET IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEM & WONDER WHY SHIT AIN'T WORKING THAT'S BECAUSE ALL YOUNG BITCHES WANT TO DO IS POP PILLS, SMOKE WEED, GET DRUNK, LAY AROUND, SUCK DICK, EAT HOT CHEETOS, CHARGE THEY PHONE, GET A SEW IN WEAVE TWERK, BE BI SEXUAL, EAT MCDONALD'S, WASH THEY PUSSY IN THA SINK, LIE TAKE SELFIES AND TALK SHIT THRU WIFI CUZ THEY PHONE NEVER ON.

mute my tele whenever I hear a woman speaking

um

Profiteering energy company CEOs

wish the sun was in my room so I didn't have to go outisde

me fav is a sydney tangara

fucks sake lad. terrible timing as i'd ust DMed you the secret to eternal youth

when an indian woman speaks, I listen with a sultry suggestive look on my face

the plan

wank the willy

watch the footy

shit, shower, shave

maybe a nice filum

bed

toil

you post made me react this way

they got special lamps for that

oh my god

and get to watch this play out in real time

nah I'm good senpai

excellent taste tbf fucking love them too

got special lamps with a chunk of the sun i can buy online have they yeah? they do yeah?

freud would probably say trains have something to do with cocks and the stations / tunnels are vaginas, and its a simulation of sex for the autistic male stuck in the phallic stage of sexual development

as a gunner (an arsenal gooner) i couldn't give less of a toss about the footy this weekend

can't even get busy without being caught on some cunts camera

kek looks as if Bradders got bummed so hard in the motorway services toilets his glasses fell off

facebook-tier midwit psychobabble faggot shit

in the future we'll just type our comments into deepseek for a instead (you) thats infinitely more helpful

What's your favourite anime lads? Mine is Neon Genesis Evangelion

that's actually a freud quote

oi rorke, you did a sexism? take this!

yea, they're called hydroponic lamps

the one with the bratty little girls in it

Full metal alchemist brotherhood

the closest humanity has ever come to creating life was when we invented the steam engine. all gone downhill since then

Because wolfs are giant fannies who couldn't handle the mean streets of the modern UK

t. foxesBecause wolfs are giant fannies who couldn't handle the mean streets of the modern UK

t. foxes

when's the last time you had a really good sandwich?

perfect demonstration really

Do you lads ever worry that your flat has a weird smell that you just don't notice because you've gotten used to it?

:/

since I learned to embrace Vietnam

replying to a post from an hour ago and you still fucked it

wolfs

why didnt goku turn super saiyan before krillin died

im fuckin around lad i know it's weird as hell you can turn off the ben shapiro voice now

Had a bahn mi last weekend. Absolute banger that.

miss brainlet posting me

you're welcome

as they say in vietnam, that looks "peng dam"

I left the tab open and forgot because I was arguing with some fannybaws on Anon Babble, soz lad

Anyway why aren't garden strimmers illegal and punishable by 40,000 years in prison and 10,000,500 hours community service

fuck all that family guy shit im watchin SPONGEBOB. muddafukka lives in a PINEAPPLE. UNDAH DA SEA

youtube.com/watch?v=ZwCJnLOD7dg

autistic little trainfreak

i deliberately hide cum tissues in crannies and fart a lot so that any guests run out of my flat asap

Because wolfs are giant fannies who couldn't handle the mean streets of the modern UK

t. foxes

*anxiously glances at the post counter*

:3c

ach
the bank ee scotlin
av ashood yoo eh twanny poond noot
ye can pee fer yer meat

Coffee does nothing for me anymore, just drank a pint of cold brew and I'm still knackered.

currently weeing into the toilet using my penis

ROGAN I SWEAR TO FUCKIN GOD TO YOU BACK IN 76 I USED TO ROB MARTIANS WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, HIT EM IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD FUCKIN GREEN GOO COME OUT

vile, vulgar

Played Sekiro
Played a Samurai in Elden Ring
Watched Shogun
Frequently masturbate to Asian women taking BWC
Love Japan
Simple as

No you don't. Be quiet.

shriekjng

i'm currently bubblin' in dublin.

heard they got a new samurai game, assassin's creed shadows, seems to be very popular

imagine having nordic girls and you're tugging your incel stick to plastic bug creatures
state

go put one of those trains in your bum mate i know you want to

No. I notice it.

NGE is rorkian propaganda

the leftypol version would be Palaios Apokalypsis Kakangelion

oi rorke, i heard you did a racism! *blast*

had one up my arse the whole time i've been posting tonight tbqh

catberg keeps fighting every other cat on my street how do i stop him, caught him last night cornering one and he wouldn't leave him alone even when i shouted him

Good lad.

To any lad reading this: if you ever have a girl over I *strongly* recommend installing some kind of air freshener beforehand.

y’all like to joke but I deadass just feel so much more connected with African American culture
all I want is just to have some tuff ahh dreads but my earthly white body is restraining me

I don't associate with niggers

Tits or Gtfo

This is the point of view of my erect penis.

Same with mine lmao
I just spray them with water whenever they start, have to keep him in at night too, he’s fucking venomous

Oops. Meant for