/brit/

12 inch long bbq skewer down the ol japseye

Was watching Kill Tony on Netflix and it's painfully unfunny. The people who go on there are not funny at all. What got me is when some British man was on and there were comments like "oh course a British man taking over territory that isn't his" and "Britain needs to get out of Ireland" (which had cheers) yet America is actively trying to annex and colonise Canada and Greenland, and their entire country is stolen land that they'll never give back

These subhumans accuse others of doing what they do. The hypocrisy is mad

'he 'rder

feel a cold coming on :(

what does this do to white men?

Americans are retarded news at 1

i find glasses very attractive

just been sick in my mouth a bit

would love a big strong yank to give me some meat tbqhwy

left or right, white man?

nobody says fillay steak so why is it not fillet o fish

you're as stupid as the people on the show

D'catbergess

get it stroked

guys my key has stopped working, i cant type with it at all anymore. what a fucking oke i only got this keyboard a few weeks ago

right

is left jewish too?

to fart, perchance to poo

those are men

did you accidentally cum on it

grow up

having a severe mental health episode

no it ust stopped out on nowhere. Took the key off and tried pressing the inner button but no response. Completely dead for some reason.
And captcha keeps giving me the letter ffs

sending good vibes x

my friends told me I just absolutely had to watch that and I lost a lot of respect for them after I watched it

howling fantastic gimmick idea

every zoomer girl out there are all wearing the same white-washed out baggy jeans and "clean-girl" makeup without the eyeliner getting a bit out of control now they havent updated this style of fashion for over 4 years now.

If your keyboard was truly broken to the point that you couldn't, to quote your own comment, 'type with it at all' then you would not have been able to post this comment.
I can only assume that you are 1) lying or 2) speaking with extreme imprecision.
I would advise in future that you either speak truthfully or accurately according to whichever of my inferences are true.

would love to feel her tummy

love cats this colour with their little moustaches and socks

dickhead i cant type with the key at all. the other keys work fine

ben shapiro has this genuinely evil energy about him, I can't point out what it is specifically but everyone knows what im talking about

me? hot swappable mechanical master race

Ugly and evil lad, what happened there?

going in for the kill

The E key broke on my keyboard once, i had to learn to copy the letter I would find online then learn to press control+v every time I needed to use the letter E.

its called being jewish

Better be split column stagger

as for me I hand-write my posts and send them to a fella in Vietnam that types them out for me

alri valdo

he's... judicious

accumulating grime, oil, sweat, baldness, fatness and depression in my smelly fucking incel bedroom

how many of you speak irish?

grow up

grow up

grow up

and your plan to rectify this situation?

sorry i have a job

grow up

grow up

*grows*

italian athlete gf

Don't understand your question

*grows up*
ok now what

grow down

grow up

im going to teneriffe, how can I get money out of british tourists?

he's short

Only 7 of London's 32 boroughs are now majority White British.
Even the outer/whiter boroughs like Havering are now being turned into a melting pot madhouse.

Why did politicians allow this?

well that grow up poster killed a couple of minutes

still thinking about the hairdresser grinding her pussy on my arm the other day

grow up

What got me is when some British man was on and there were comments like "oh course a British man taking over territory that isn't his" and "Britain needs to get out of Ireland" (which had cheers)

all correct, seethe on billy

the fact that women like this exist, and yet I will never know what it feels like to fuck their arses, is enough to make me want to kill myself tonight

Present your pink swedish hole to them

hairdresser

gay

Better question would be why did we allow politicians to do this

pussyhole suck ya mum

didn't happen

All the ECHR seems to do is guarantee that terrible violent, criminal people are allowed to be a part of society just as much as law abiding people

....she's 16...

what would you call a woman that cuts hair then

where in india are you from

out of 10!

yes and?

how do they walk around with their arses hanging out and expect anyone to take them seriously

don’t even bother to wiggle my mouse on teams anymore nobody gives a shite

your whole country is noncery though I am a big fan of LS Magazine

She's finally ready to settle down lads!

fuck off zoomer 16 is legal

How is this even legal?
Fucking hell, I knew it was bad, but not THAT bad!
Won’t be long before smaller cities in rural counties go the same way.
Just type in any British town / city with the word “rape” after it, and see how many brown / black men come up in google news.
It’s even worse than you can imagine…

never been loved by a woman me

I used to put a watch on the mouse, the tick vibration kept it active

ktim
bad time to be a slacker though with this whole economic meltdown coming, lots of people will be out of work this summer

Often wonder if my toil will bring in that viewing software one day and then we're all fucked and getting called into HR to answer why nothing happened on my screen other than the mouse wiggling every ten mins or so for an hour and ten minutes

ive got hunter eyes

I was supposed to be the failson of some rich or powerful person, a hunter biden type. instead im just a fucking cretin

Former MI6 leader says Britain may need to re-introduce conscription

Uh oh

mad how the generation before the boomers were all communist weirdos

reality has a communist bias

i had fagging experience and probably it made me gay

Donald Trump? more like zognald blumpf.

im a gay retard who doesnt own a toilet and i like to eat my own shit

holy shit lmao

same. i was born to only love

what if there was a great reversal in the country and we actually did remove the indians and pakis and London became white again

Are you a Mark or a Jeremy?
'I'm a bit of both' answers will NOT be accepted. One or the other. Choose.

i'm gay but never had anyone molest or even hit on me

Mark

Used to be a Mark in my school years but have since become a full on Jeremy

how can you be gay without having your willy touched?

Inevitable. That’s what happened to us in their countries.

What you picking then lads?

Obviously Mark.

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browsing a /brit/ thread on Anon Babble
one of the only threads that doesn't get filtered

Can I phone a friend?

mmmm SEAbussy

Dubai looks like a complete hellscape and I've never known anyone who's gone there and enjoyed it. Its something people say they liked on Linkedin or Instagram but its too much for most people. Ah yes 50c heat no alcohol no drugs and women have to wear a black bag over their head no thanks Ill take spain any day over that

Spanish summers.
Too many Deanos in Dubai.

Kek this happened to me once

Prefer Italy myself.
Great weather, great food, history and culture, but doesn't attract the British underclass detritus.

Defo can get alcohol and drugs there mate

br*ts are so fucking ugly
faces like melted plastic

you'll just get your hands chopped off, no thanks I'll take Spain final answer Chris

I mean the guy on the right looks swathy enough to be italian or romani

9/10 Dubai tourists are just keeping up with the joneses deanos going because it makes them look wealthy
Boomers with actual wealth are still going to Mallorca like they did 30 years ago

hellscape

Same with dordogneshire

1.) Italy
2.) Spain (southern 1/4 ONLY)
3.) Portugal
4.) Greece
5.) France (southern half ONLY)

Worst place I’ve been?
Morocco.

affirming my gender

It's no surprise the Deano class loves places like Dubai, Arabs are some of the most vulgar new money people on the planet, so Deano fits right in, as do the blacks.

shoulder girdle feeling a bit dodgy

oooh mummy I'm cumming

Imaging trying to explain to a medieval that this sentence means cutting your cock off.

just fuck my whole life up pham

need to poo so bad but parents have guests over

He’s white he just gets on the sun bed all year round

Beth Roars' musky tuppence

For me it's baking hot Mediterranean evenings
Little port towns and big beach resorts
Funny little cafes with no name just a sign that says BAR or it has a gimmick it's been practicing for 40 years like it is called BAR FLINTSTONE and has Fred on the paper napkins and an ancient hand painted mural of him on the sign
White monoblock plastic furniture around tables on the terrace out the front
Little old med men yapping loudly with while sipping their tiny little beer and smoking a fag or quietly reading the paper
Ice cold beer out of one tap that is unbranded
Little plates of delicious food, meat and seafood, that comes to under 15 euro when you come to pay

not a big fan of this anti-Deanoism

what about cute italian girls

For me it's baking hot Mediterranean evenings

Little port towns and big beach resorts

Funny little cafes with no name just a sign that says BAR or it has a gimmick it's been practicing for 40 years like it is called BAR FLINTSTONE and has Fred on the paper napkins and an ancient hand painted mural of him on the sign

White monoblock plastic furniture around tables on the terrace out the front

Little old med men yapping loudly with while sipping their tiny little beer and smoking a fag or quietly reading the paper

Ice cold beer out of one tap that is unbranded

Little plates of delicious food, meat and seafood, that comes to under 15 euro when you come to pay

not taking pee and poo buckets to your room before guests arrive

ngmi

For me it's baking hot Mediterranean evenings

Little port towns and big beach resorts

Funny little cafes with no name just a sign that says BAR or it has a gimmick it's been practicing for 40 years like it is called BAR FLINTSTONE and has Fred on the paper napkins and an ancient hand painted mural of him on the sign

White monoblock plastic furniture around tables on the terrace out the front

Little old med men yapping loudly with while sipping their tiny little beer and smoking a fag or quietly reading the paper

Ice cold beer out of one tap that is unbranded

Little plates of delicious food, meat and seafood, that comes to under 15 euro when you come to pay

He has black hair and black eyes. Not natural in UK

Must be amazing being about 80IQ and getting angry about this every year

Guarantee youre not getting a delicious meal at somewhere called "bar flintstone"

making me feel all emotional reading this x

Arabs are subhuman biomass.

and jesus said let there be chocolate eggs with hard candy coating and also chocolate eggs with no coating but a gooey interior do this in remembrance of me

He doesn’t have black eyes if you zoom in dead close you can see that. And I’m pretty sure black hair is natural in wales or scotland one of them

Genuinely sounds really grim. Basically going to a flat roofed pub but in spain

come home british man

Would be kino
We have to reclaim our cities from the brown biomass plague
Total, Worldwide, Aryan Victory

Welsh are natural troglodytes

whats newham like

don't be racist nigel

corrrr only thing that would make this better is if it's a destination on a cruise that plays mamma mia tribute bands every evening x

elaborate saar

There's a nuance to these sorts of places. Places like are not what I was on about. They're more locally bent not just outright places for English tourists.

you’re just a horrible person. i wish english people were consistent if you hate us so much stop coming here.

would be a right knees up and you know it

This will happen once the American empire is dead

gin
spain
abba

Always underground. Being an Indian you might not know of Wales' mining history

no houses to buy round here because boat people

All that will happen is they will make the boriswave arrivals go home to appease us and then just keep replacing us at a pace of 250,000 of them a year not one million a year
they shot their bolt too early

wear lighter coloured chinos instead of only wearing jeans

Sweat through the arse of them in the middle of town

A living hell that is my life

Oh yeah! Because they’re fresh off the boat with enough money for a mortgage or to buy in cash ! Yeah!

Might move to some deserted village in rural Andalusia and start a /brit/ colony

rorke going on holiday abroad just to spend time with the same smelly chavs he spends time with back home

Adam trying to own the chuds with his ironic reddit racism again?

can't believe I've missed dunston checks in

For me, it was sitting outside of a small cafe in Italy with a cigar and my sunnies on, able to just take a breath and relax and enjoy the act of living for a moment. Need that pace for my life at all times, these days but capitalismberg won't let me

genuinely got ptsd from my breakup with my ex

spaki must STINK for the amount he goes on about things being smelly

there's huge appeal in the modest med holiday desu
shame americans are starting to find places like mallorca and making everything wank and over refined and more expensive

Barberette

People who go 'travelling' are always the most insufferable wankstains they think they're worldly because they've all been to the same tourist trap shitholes and taken ayahuasca under a mouldy tarp in the jungle.

it's heavy man int it

mine hates me lol

Getting mad at people you've invented in your head again?

this
I go on holiday to sit on a beach and get drunk and eat lots of grilled meat and fish none of this other woke nonsense

Just take a tab in the park
go down the slide
Mint

Shut up you smelly hippy

want to be skinny

but love food too much

anyone know this feel

lads my j key is working again. We're so back

How the fuck do you get PTSD from that

yes

want to play baldurs gate 3 but worried about the woke

english people be like awright mayte do ya wonna shag me up me bum 'ol mayte

This is what's known as cope ladies and gentlemen

raised a bunch of poofters.
get over it lmao

yes lad I was chunky for years and then lost 3st but I've put half of it back on and already feeling lethargic

No I have self-control and a big white cock

welsh 'people' be like lllwkkalwbkadjjannsnmuhcoalmineswlllwllwnakkwllqjjkellakiimtransbtwrincoowjjdoowllelwjwlduunlwjdllwkkdllwblacklvesmatter

not a fan of new experiences are we

scrannable

you dont get it man
she WAS the one and SHE got into my heart

Welsh people are kind and good

my entire life revolved around her and everything I did and was going to do was with her

why dont you marry a welsh person then

Ex gf of 4.5 years mong?

no, you let her inside your heart and she exploited it. right now she is talking to at least 6 other guys and you're sat here on an anime porn website crying over it.

dont want ugly brown children
no

italian people be like ciao

the best way to eat healthy is to buy loads of fruit and veggies so you feel like youve got to eat them before they go off

Done like 15 minutes of work today lol

scottish people be like ari pal och aye a canny wait tay shag ma wains

ciao signor

Done like 14 minutes of work today lol

saw my exgf walking down the street from my car last summer and my heart skipped a beat she looked so fucking good but new gf is much much better though

done fuck all today really, first wfh day in two weeks busting my bollocks in the office for a major project that's now complete and really slackmaxxing
he'd be fuming lads

my entire life revolved around her and everything I did and was going to do was with her

sexolissimo

3PM soon lads :)

Canslad?

I genuinely feel sorry for the Welsh and Scots. To be so near to greatness, yet so far.

I've seen a lot mate and trust me the only thing worthwhile is going to these farflung places for work and having small cultural experiences as part of it
when it's your actual dime and you work hard you just want to spend it on chilling the fuck out

alri big ben

Unironically if you haven't travelled I instantly think less of you

Not saying you need to have treked the length of the Andes but if you've never thought "I wonder what's outside my town" you're NPC scum

Any questions?

same fuck all going on suns out, its still 2 weeks to easter and everyones brain is mush

can i have sex with your anus?

suns out tiny little phimo willy out

Unfortunately it's half-term now :/
Still loads of cuties in the city center wearing shorts

Getting the train down to Brighton to go cruising around the saunas isn't travelling mate.

went to portugal on holiday once as a child with my family so there

not been on holiday in 13 years though. There's nothing out there for me.

rorke getting a boner in the changing room

Come on anon there are plenty of SHARETOBUY(tm) flats where you pay 100 grand to buy 20% of a leasehold on a one bedroom in a crumbling newbuild with the privilege of living alongside fat disabled NEET social tennants that get their rent and every expense paid by your tax! Stop whining!
They are put in social housing or private renting with housing benefit thus depleting housing stock OR they are put in hotels also depleting hotel places for homeless British people you fucking worthless mong retard.

It's not about the travelling it's about the people you meet and the experiences

Might go down the beach they'll all be out in their little bikinis getting wet :)

Iceland has a road that goes around the entire country

Why don't we have that

Sicily and Malta should be an independent united country

i enjoy a holiday but i generally dont travel outside of Europe. all seems a bit shit outside our continent. Japan might be the rare exception.

how about you travel up and down on my shaft?

went to Sicily to meet a girl I met on interpals as my traveling experience

many of us haven't even been as far as outer Anon Babble

Most places in the uk are cookie cutter and you genuinely don't get anything from travelling here. Same bookies, same spoons, same mcdonalds and kfc, same jobcenter, same pound shop.

I do agree it's weird that there are people who never leave their town regardless.

fuck off to Iceland then if you like it so much you miserable fucking cunt

Bender

Cope

Scum

Extraordinary cope

dubious usage of the word "entire"

was a bit gutted to learn that those supposed dire wolves they've resurrected aren't actually "proper" dire wolves

who's your fave cross-dresser, lads?

Think like all things it's about balance. Bit of travelling is good but a lot of it and it comes off as vacuous. Don't understand those Twitch streamers who are travelling every day of the year and mull around like zombies staring into shop windows. How does any of it feel special when it's quite literally your entire life. Honestly think they have a fetish for airports or summet

but if you've never thought "I wonder what's outside my town" you're NPC scum

yeah i thought that plenty of times then i put my head down and get back to work.

If I ever see u in real life you’re fucked

Most places in the uk are cookie cutter and you genuinely don't get anything from travelling here.

Exposed yoursef as a midwit

UK
Ireland
France
Germany
Spain
Italy
Switzerland
Austria
Portugal
Belgium
Netherlands
Luxembourg
Sweden
Denmark
Finland
Slovakia
Czech Republic
Cyprus
Greece
Turkey
United States
Canada
Mexico
Cuba
China
India
Egypt

I've seen em all

travelling is not a hobby, nor is it interesting

oh you went to [country] and got a bus to [scenic vista] did you yeah? bore off

nibba looks like he about to shut the coal mines down

world's straightest tory

Bob Hope nailed it in The Lemon Drop Kid

ill bender you alright ill leave your arse looking like a star nosed mole (pic related)

Travelling in the modern age is an inherently feminine venture.

Most random place I've ever been is the Azores

See transvestites are quite funny but actual trannards are freaks imo

Went to Ashton-under-Lyne once by accident

Don't see how. I have travelled a bit of the UK. Most worthwhile thing is the nature- the moors, the lake district, snowden etc etc. Few nice little rural villages are worth seeing. But the towns and cities? It's all the same shitehole. Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham, London- all shiteholes. Small towns are just depressing and sad for the most part, and yes, cookie cutter.

Labour MPs urge digital ID for migration control

MPs said that the scheme could help target ‘off-the-books’ employment and allow people to ‘seamlessly’ engage with the NHS and other public services

You can't claim to have travelled to a foreign country unless you shagged one of the locals

wish i was english

Try going peak district lad. No KFC or maccies for miles

Alex Phillips

not being hyperbolic but this post is so adversarial it literally made me burst into tears

Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham, London- all shiteholes

totally delusional cultureless rootless mong

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.

Mark Twain

shitehole

ooh your hard
NOT

Those cities with thousands of years of history and shaped our nation and the world at large? cookie cutter

Moron

if you want to see real boring shitholes venture over to ireland those bastards have done nothing for a thousand years

Seems like it’s acceptable to be racist towards nazis nowadays

and let me guess you've shagged one of the locals

not being hyperbolic but

that is who inhabits those places now yeah

goes to africa and sucks off an entire tribe

I am now an enlightened new world broad minded thinker

cookie cutter

foy

hyperbolic paraboloids mentioned

need to have a shower then go to the shop

may sit on a bench outside for a while to absorb some sunlight

le history

Yes, the burnt out, rotting carcass of a long dead empire. Just as pathetic as shitaly clinging on to the Roman Empire, or the absolute rubbish tip that is Egypt clinging on to a history that is so disconnected from their modern nation it may as well be foreign.

soil is soil no matter where you are in the world

mfw british marine biologists discover a biscuit-trimmer shark

hyper bollock

Hate people that twist the fuck out of your shit

Mad how by your definition you've never even travelled to your own hometown

and its lush (all the way, all the way)

Have you ever set foot outside of Europe?

Drink 4 of these

Get tired

Ah yes, "energy".

Done him

dunelm

time to brew myself a 'ffee

I pity that you're such a hateful little wretch you can't even appreciate the beauty or history of your own country

Yes

drink more

mate that's like 90% of "discussions" on this website. just a continuous stream of misconstruing and strawmen

Where and for how long?

Fight tooth and nail against this for years

Finally get in charge

Push hard for it

Good plan, can't wait to be wide awake.

Why does it matter

pussy smells general

aphex twin wankers love they haphazard beats and slightly out of tune synths

It does. Spending a weekend in a hotel in fucking Dubai is not travelling.
I've seen a bunch of Brits hanging out in Irish pubs in Bucharest. What's the fucking point if you don't interact with the locals?

might watch stargate atlantis

yeah?

Get your FILTHY angloid paws of my women!