/brit/

wish weed was legal and i could just nip down town and buy a 3.5 instead of this hours long back and forth seeing who will reply

shagging a blokes arse with my arse

you one of them gays

new

requiem for a ream

grow up

ass to ass?

title soon lads

now that the dust has settled how come the dentist just so happened to drive past right as tim was talking about the dpd van, and why was he rubbing his chin?

Slot to have the same number of PL titles as Jurgem Klopp the most overrated PL manager in history

just seen a pretty bird with a fantastic arse and it's making me rethink my life

saw my mates and gf yesterday but today im all alone. feel a bit lonely

test

Nope, you are absolutely right lad

youtube.com/watch?v=6bLmgUgPR58

we are here for you

guys can you report my post as off topic please i want to be banned

for me it's when they suddenly start acting cold after being friendly in the past

i mean sure if you ignore all possible context

the pelvis of south asian women was designed to dock with men from the british isles. this is a result of intelligent design

New intern at Gold Lion Enterprises

This is a good build. A warrior's physique.

Last time I did a report I got banned for false reporting so no

there's a meetup (from the app) in my city in a few hours but it's 15 minutes away and in a spoons

wondering whether to go

0 replies

how do you make a thread so shit not even a yank posts in it

the app

using my crystal ball to determine which app this is

just popped in a little ket for the first time lads

it's called meetup

but it's 15 minutes away

perfectly reasonable time to travel literally anywhere

is it yeah? how about you fuck off then you stupid twat

done that tedious wanker in

i want to be banned but don't want to post NSFW in case someone is at work

*bursts into tears and runs away*

smart watch

Tried it and hate it
Why the fuck do I need to know the moment my phone wants to tell me something needs an update or I have an offer on Uber eats or I got a marketing email. You instinctively check it every time it buzzes since it's there on your wrist and get pissed off every time

Lots of negative energy in this thread

rearranged that runts guts with that savage raping

loads of forbidden things you could post but good luck getting janny to see it

good lad. i hope you get banned soon

just do a racism then

turn the notifications off then

Any man with a waster addict mate in

for me? casio

I am the waster addict mate except I have no mates

how does one get an internship? what do you even do on an internship? applied for a few 'young talent' general ones where they take you through a few departments over a years time. completely baffled how people start careers

i fucking hate my life so much

no but my mates have got one aha

what the actual fuck are those eyebrows

girlie what the DUCK

What's wrong with her face

racist much?

just post politics, preferably russian

Ok but are you lads completely full of shit and lie to others about what you’re doing and whine for sympathy?

foetal alcohol syndrome is it

at what point do you go from weed/alcohol user to waster mate? is it a job that differentiates the two? the age?

See

OK I'm gonna say it...

nigger

please report this so I can take a break from Anon Babble

What lies exactly? Pretend I'm trying to improve my life?
I do actually put a lot of effort into upskilling and fitness but it hasn't got me far

if you're gonna get a ban at least do it for something funny like saying you're gonna kill elon musk

Getting in the shower lads x

Do you me to help your sister get one at Gold Lion? They're always taking in twisters

Lying for money, lying about staying off it etc. wasn’t accusing you of it

got myself a taco bell lads
just opened near me
terrible reviews but wanted to see what it's like

no i don't want gchq coming over

how long you been trying? how old are you? think he is implying wasters use alot of substances and engage in self-destructive behaviours but then complain about how the world forced them into this situation.
the biggest losers ive come across tend to be those who blame their parents for everything, including a myriad of self-diagnosed mental disorders

at the pub with two German friends

go to the toilet at one stage

come back and they’re speaking German

Are Germans really this autistic?

You’re gonna do WHAT?

GCHQ!!

what if i dressed up in a skirt and wore a chocker?

Oh no
I do have a bad alcohol habit but I've never asked for money for it or lied about how much I drink. Your mate sounds like a genuine addict I just thought you meant addiction to games and internet and being an ADHD mong

how long you been trying?

3 years

how old are you?

28
I used to be like that actually until I woke the fuck up and realised how stupid and egotistical I was

I had Samuel Smith stouts yesterday now I am gonna save up to go to the UK

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1743831470572585.mp4

back when england had SOVL

yeah same lad, up and onwards though everyone goes through bad stages, im sure your paretns are happy to see you trying again. be nice to parentsteins

used tretinoin 0.5% cream for the first time last night

the rape shack of liverpoop

literally a strange magical place to zoomerbros, feel bad for 30+ people because they got a small taste of britain before it went to complete shit, i can honestly see why boomers are so pissed off

Warning you lad, depending what part of the country you are in, Samuel Smith pubs are some of the roughest joints you will ever visit.

Lovely beers though.

need to get into the habit of using retinoids but it feels like such a pain to keep up with

powerful athletic thighs

shame they'll still win the league

Fulham Poo

do you have a skin condition?

in the beginning you only apply it two or three times a week and it's applied at night time
cleanse, moisturise, wait 10 minutes, apply the tretinoin
then put on sunscreen in the morning if you're going outside

very easy routine tbqh I feel silly for not starting it earlier.

yeah THIS pub is REALLY tough only men here no pooftas allowed in THIS pub

literally never been to a pub where anyone cares

yes, twink death is fast approaching

batty man

tf is a retinoid? should i be using them?

Yeah but it's annoying to sleep with all that crap on your face, don't like sleeping on my back

why did they decide this society needed to die

is google broken?

massive meltie incoming if it stays the way it is

My work has just launched an employee reward initiative exclusively for POC

no

ah fuck forgot about that. he'll be up for 3 days

just sucked off a fag

might go back on the dating apps in a few months

it doesn't sit on your skin like a mask, it rubs in and is absorbed. you won't have anything on your face. but yeah it's best to sleep on your back anyway, I sleep easier on my stomach but my back sleeps are better. I use a silk sleep mask which is essential and prevents the sleep paralysis demons from raping me

prove it or lying

Mixed kebab, Kurdistan Grill in Hull £22

mental how badly he mindraped you

update for you lads
it's pretty shit

those kebabs are so nice

same, will trim down first so i can post some stomach, bitches love a good tummy

reckon elon musk has to google basic things like tarrifs and check whether a country is in europe
he is completely out of his depth lmao

Why are you guys calling /brit/ threads after random Indian provinces?
Ngl this gives me Girls und Panzer vibes. British girls being called after random Indian tea places.

hope he sees this bro

and they tell me im gay

grim

incels wank to this

grim

it's weirdly bland innit? always assumed it'd at least be spicy with the way yanks go on about it, but everything from there is either tasteless or just salty as fuck

fucking UM

it's just me because I'm watching a british chad travel around northern india

i don't mean it as an insult i just honestly think he's not very knowledgeable in these fields and just learned everything from twitter

so this is rorke

tried doing anal with the gf once
wouldn't go in at all. eventually i got soft because it wasn't really arousing and we never tried again

so that post gets banned instantly but i gotta wait around for a mod?

ffs lads please BAN ME

here is a tranny this is against the rules

i reckon a billionaire who owns businesses would know about tariffs mate it's not some sort of arcane knowledge

only works if you have a small nob or the woman has a loosened arsehole (presumably from previous anal encounters with other men)

have you considered actually breaking some rules

mad how shit they are

nips only showing male side

tranny side completely covered

fool

i'm going off his interviews he avoids questions that require technical knowledge like i don't think even knows how shorting works

Mad how a hundred years ago trannies were content with just wearing women's frocks
Now they resolutely be on female hormones and get their bits chopped off

i did above

i said nigger and was disrespectful to other cultures

knows how shorting works

price goes up and i get liquidated innit

based Kurds

Sunday afternoons are open invitations (18-20, blonde, on it)

only time i've ever been banned was for posting pictures of HHL lol

ewwww

LIV
ERP
OOL

gonna ask the paki gf is she believes in the converts/reverts thing in islam

Well, I'm having a poo, again, not a fan

paki gf

Are you Irish diaspora?

she was so fit before
trannyism is such a bizarre mental illness. I'd understand if she was hideous and had a man body, but why would a woman this attractive think "ugh i hate being a hot fertile woman i'll cut off my nice chebs and turn into an ugly hairy bloke with a fanny instead"

mad how gay porn poo peng

The scrandemic

blud just saw his own reflection

how did you poo a fan?

Don't even get banned for posting the mice anymore

indian student girlfriend kept warm and enjoying living without parental yoke

It's crazy how quickly a bowel movement feeling can arrive
Like one minute you have no desire to poo then the next minute you're sitting on the toilet with a huge shit coming out of you

t. sex haver

me luncheon

i want a fitness tracker desu

whole house still smells of the shit I did last night fucks SAKE

Is she naturally hairy? Do you ever get put off by her colour and features? Are you slightly embarrassed/self-conscious to be seen with her in public? Do you ever get post-nut regret?

my flat smells like sandalwood from my diffuser

Won’t be doing good stuff with MY life lads!

anti-aging cream

ive never had sex like they do in porn, i.e. missionary but back upright, with the girl's legs spread apart
i always get lazy and just lie on top of them

ive never had sex

ktim

Gold Lion Enterprises

country's dead anyway

if you die today you will go to heaven just so you know

NGL

I'M SO FUCKING HYPED FOR BLACK MONDAY
2025

THIS SHIT IS GONNA BE KINO

WE'RE GONNA SEE DEPRESSION LEVEL SELLOFFS

ASIA FIRST

THEN UK

THEN THE BIG ONE THE USA

AHHAHAHAHAHHA MAKING HISTORY

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

Love rainbow dash me

Got the shits de lads, bad de lads

an ugly egg has more smv than you

30,000 and rising - how Birmingham has become country's dumping ground for troubled homeless

was wondering where we were putting them
must say whilst in Brum I did notice an unusually high amount of them

that's the most kino position though if you're a peng feet enjoyer

How is this possible?

Anthony Bourdain's personal hangover remedy:

Couple of aspirin, cold Coca Cola, smoke a joint, eat some spicy Szechuan food. Works every time

What do we reckon lads? Sounds good to me but have yet to give it a go

What's the best way to shave your bum and taint as a single man? Waxing straps?

grim, no wonder women have huge egos, imagine if every man had a guaranteed 5 girls looking to fuck every time they picked up their phone, world isnt fair

didn't work for him when it mattered most

Got 13.5k in my Vanguard Stocks and Shares ISA (VWRL)
What should I do?

Who was in the wrong here

thank christ that obnoxious prick topped himself

weed helps alot honestly if its a really bad one

I'll take care of it for you lad x

buy the dip

would you shag these women

The answer is no one cares

bollocks

pint of water with electrolytes

black coffee

1,200mg of NAC

what does smv mean?

razor

Enjoy the ride.

as always the man is right, woman shouldnt walk around in only a bra

yes

yes left is very pretty

why are ginger women so hard to approach

i use a safety razor. you should be fine if you're good with it

the man for using pissed to mean angry

Now that the dust has settled, can we admit investing is a meme and that cash will always be king?

I don't like older women, they give me the creeps

the future is now

It was real all of it

1,200mg of NAC

how does that help

spilt mustard on my jumper and now it smells like mustard

oh my daaays

honestly no. see im not precious about age, we all like milfs. im also not precious about face/body. but i can tell these women were massive whores back in the day just by looking at them. there is something satisfying about fucking a early 20s slut. there is something satisfying about fucking a 40+ milf who didnt get any back in the day. but fucking some old busted out whore? no thank you

It was fucking great I loved it

investing a poo

time for a wash then

NAC is a precursor to glutathione, a powerful antioxidant that plays a role in detoxification, including the breakdown of alcohol

mustard tiger

Ingrid Santana and Paul Wayte are seeking nearly £50,000 in damages for what they claim was breach of contract and other alleged statutory breaches.

Both had enrolled at Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge as mature students to study on its Legal Practice course.

They say the reality of the course differed considerably from what had been advertised.

They claim that promises of specialist modules, high-quality teaching and flexible learning did not materialise after they had paid for their courses. The university denies the allegations and is applying for the claim to be struck out.

They should have called me, I'd have told them ARU is a total shithole

yes rorke, women can tell when you're watching porn on your nubbin

What the fuck is this

you fucked it

yh they're both shaggable

its my only jumper and wild abos nicked the washing machine last month

Because they are either the pengest beings to walk God's green Earth or absolute munters, no in between. The good looking ones know this

What is your go to Subway order?

I haven't been in years

wake up

do some uni work

have some lunch

hit my chronic anhedonia and emptiness

Idk what I should do. I don't feel like watching anything or playing any games.

freeloadrs should be more greatfull

A berrocca and a mcmuffin

can i has a peppermint

we all like milfs

speak for yourself. i'm not a fan of decrepit old whores
the only milfs that can be fit are 20-30

yeah and what if everyone decided to do this. you can't just let a couple off, the rules have to apply to everyone

2020 was nice
2021 was grim because they closed the gyms again

no it's too spicy for you

drinking alone and running the model trains again

Meatball sub with southwest saucem haven't gone in ages though

good lad

Wolves are back in Western Europe.

There are still none in the UK

yeah and what if everyone decided to do this.

yeah go on, tell us

lets see em?

Jamal gets Stacey during her prime years then white boy providers pick up the pieces when they're old and haggard

tranced out... fully unconscious of the world around her...

that's the £50 30 minute phone sex booked in for 4pm then

Good, why would you want dangerous animals about?

ahhh wanted to reply to a post but then noticed the namenoncery ahaha oh well onto the next

and you get nothing your entire life and die a depressed loner lol

rorke an ABL

wish we didnt cut down literally all of englands forests, england with only 15 million people but better wildlife would be so nice

just driven it up my arse im afraid

Can you respond to mine

you can get 7 grams of high quality weed with that!!!

don't know if that's real

for lads who work
what do you have for lunch on weekdays?

Italian BMT with southwest sauce, white choc chip and macadamia nut cookie, Pepsi Max from the drinks fountain

new immersive VR

it would be great but leftypol is hellbent on paving over the entire country with concrete and filling it to the brim with people. the line must go up remember

Good, why would you want dangerous animals about?

scuttle off to my incel car and eat my incel lunch in there (incel tesco meal deal)

subway bread is made out of paper and the meat is mashed up gnats

the fabled meal deal and a choccy, gotta cut back, big fat cunt me

Yeah this is definitely not safe in a post-mass-migration world

Some brown would be sexually assaulting her within minutes

sent that incel freak flying lmaoooooo

okay lad haha x
can't really go too wrong with a meatball marinara of some sort but I don't really eat subway

night shift- i have beef and rice

Case in point
White boys only get them when they start to develop bingo wings

that's 17.5 on meal deals a week

love these big test tube bastards

Absolute fucking state of him
Feel better about myself now

if im in office either a pot of tuna from the canteen or a load of chocolate usually

err meal deal in waitrose/marks is 6

yeah not worth asking price is it

victorian engine + victoria bitter
bet you'll never guess what state im in x

need a side hustle pronto.

Are model trains expensive as a hobby?

screaming

jesus christ i wish we had some decent wildlife outside the highlands, envy america/canada/australia+NZ so much

got the little sister pregnant lads
mum's fuming

phwoaar look at that can fit loads of coal in there
need a little fat controller down there you do tasmania lad

think they are putting those in britain soon

embarrassingly so, its very much not for casuals

Thanks guys. I don't eat there either but doing a run and that's what the others want. Guess I'll go for the BMT or a meatball sub
Cheers

I’m sure you tried your best to prevent it

ain't cheap.

Leftovers from dinner the night before or a ham and cheese toastie on the george foreman.