Real History Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
new o algo
A mystery that has stood for more than 2 decades is about to be solved, but first I have to take a shit
rancid farts this evening
canada having more females than males because of adoption was a good global extortion racket but the fun is over. Now way more males than females. The 3 horsemen of the chinkpocalypse; bugs, birds missing, more men than women
on break from rape
The British were the best thing to happen to India, and I'm tired of pretending that they weren't.
bwana
sorry that happened
As much as I love egg nog, I'm glad they don't sell it all year otherwise it wouldn't be special.
These are just some of the unique and insightful things you can expect to hear from me over the coming hours.
Love eggnog me
i usually buy oat nog, its shelf stable and lasts a few months so I can enjoy it for a few months
*unsubscribes from your blog*
Don't forget to lube your asshole.
Having a cafe au lait.
And now the world is paying for it
what kind of rapist would let him know he's imminently about to be raped? that takes all the fun out of it I would imagine
You can't predict future consequences.
It's a trick to make you fat over the winter months
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff
oat nog
lol nerd
Reminder for you manlets:
That's a fair point.
Good post. Keep it up. Could use more like you ‘round the thread.
BRB killing myself.
ATI tech inc (canada) was pure sovl before it got gobbled up by an american corpo
many such cases
sorry
Think I'll try out the Photon theme for this evening's browsing
If they were good they wouldn't have needed to be bought out. nvidia was always going to eat their lunch. How could they not, their ceo is literally named WANG
get WANGED canacucks
Tomorrow is the only theme that isn't hideous.
Crunchyroll needs more classic anime, probably wouldn't cost much to add some more
If they weren't good nobody would buy them out
Quiet, these sorts of forays aren't for those who play it safe
AMD was just doing gamers a service by removing the inferior competition so that granny wouldn't buy them a worse card for christmas.
Remember kids, women don't deserve rights
being rich must be tiring, rich places are draining
Are you a stepmom or a stepsis kinda guy
AMD started making GPUs in 2006 when it acquired ATI Technologies, a leading video card maker.
stepnomad
have you tried growing??
and they've never been better than nvidia what's up with that
i don't even get mad about this and i'm 5'10", it's just their equivalent of guys criticizing landwhales or chicks with double digit body counts
people are allowed to have fun after all
Stepsis, why would I want to fuck my dad's new wife?
Funny
budget windows 11 thinkpad refurbished
The AMD cards offer a lot of value, you can thank Canadians next time you fire up your gaming PC with a amd graphics card
Dating seems like a scam:
pay money
spend time together
go your separate ways
I want a GUARANTEE that we are compatible before I invest my time in courtship.
I love VR porn
with a amd graphics card
negroid you BEST be joking
damn
the roided meme girl streams on twitch
patty?
yea
I love the early morning and the idea of being awake before most of the world has started to rise, but I genuinely fucking hate waking up that early and my body isn't accustomed to it.
They say there's owls, larks, and most people fall somewhere in the middle. I am definitely an owl though, I function very highly at night but poorly in the early morn.
I will pre-order the Switch 2 Mario Kart bundle + Pro controller + tax + tip
i would pay money to lick a drop of her sweat off the floor
I have an nvdia card too, but at least you learned some history today
+ tariff
Why don't you become English teachers in Japan?
get his ass
i'd rather go somewhere with a lower cost of living like vietnam or thailand
All my friends are here, and I don't make friends that easily
my english is terrible
because i love blonde and blue eyed white girl and america is much better than japan
I hear japan was oversaturated with them. Plus I want to live in Italy
I don't speak Japanese and I'll never find a wife if I move there
That's because dating is a scam. You used to already filter out all the bad options, before you even dated, back when we lived in smaller communities. You'd already know if you were compatible with someone, because you grew up with them.
Modern dating has been a slow evolution away from that, into citylife. Where it's become a game of resource extraction.
Though, if you're suggesting inexpensive/free dates, and she's saying No, then take that as the best filter you have now.
I want to live in Iceland or Denmark because they have blonde pussy
Doing college homework while high: based or cringe?
Cringe. You're paying money to be there. Do it sober and get your money's worth.
fuck are you on about schizo
bros ;_;
+ tip
Did you get that idea from your wife's bull?
the problem is that in the west, a 7+/10 white pussy has literally become a COMMODITY
Always was. The commodity is just being shipping internationally now, instead of to the local communities.
there should be a tarrif on this commodity
why does bumble in houston have so many "dutch" girls? is it a bot flag? There is barely a dutch diaspora here but I keep seeing dutch girls on there
the west sends all the white pussy abroad and the white men are left without their quality white pussy, while the other countries are getting free white pussy i propose massive tarrifs to correct this pussy trade deficit and therefore revitalize a surplus of quality white pussy
there really no game or anything like the vibes of fear and hunger
There should be trade barriers, because the rich don't notice tariffs. International shipping should only be for defective products or rejected products.
Sono ubriaco ma whattayacallit..sta or stats.buono...dunno, I'm drunk
they are probably using passport mode just like on tinder because they're looking for rich oil executives or chemical engineers from rice university or guys in tech or finance that are major simps for the white pussy and are ready to go through any lengths to do everything for the white pussy
shouldn't you have an AMD card then...
You have got no fucking cards I have all the cards
rich corinthian leather
I've heard the Japanese are fairly rude to outsiders despite the stereotype that they're polite and well mannered.
Unless you can 110% guarantee me some top tier japanese pussy I just can't do it.
troons are protesting that wallstreet is losing money
clown world
cloons
I'm in love with the drugs lads
based clussy poster
That's because it's tribal. Anything the Reps do, is auto-bad. Even if it's something that they agree with under normal circumstances.
The random summer heat flash is ending tonight, thank god what the fuck was that. It's not August.
Neet hours are more liberal and and wagey hours are more conservative
Business idea: drive to liquor buy some liquor
That explains why cum gets worse after all the NEETs wake up from their NEET naps.
Real liquor hours = real nigga hours
thinking about making a horrible post
do it I'd love to see what you've got
i unironically fap to BBC sissy hypno joi
broke my crack pipe again
Should I quit bros
yeah don't do that man crack is whack
Crack is ruining your life, weed is ruining my life, we are the same.
it's long and it's thick
goddamn faggot get out of my thread
Ah yes, Canadians
*casually dances next to your girl* wassup baby girl
*casually commits first degree murder and spends 25 years in prison because you couldn't restrain yourself*
Murder immediately
You're black
hello
you have BBC
is that supposed to be an insult
lol god carves masses of land into artwork, because it’s the most permanent form of propaganda. He cut a big smiley face on the moon. Also, he cut the landmass between Russia and Canada, so it looks like two dogs sharing a bone. That’s a massive art picture. It’s a joke, because Russia and Canada are extremely close geographically, but Canada has way more money. Theres no sharing.
You're genuinely ape brained
Tired of Canada not getting the respect it deserves.
Fake news. The moon is made from cheese.
we're tired of getting taken advantaged of
advantaged
el hopaness
Bought smironoff ice peach lemonade
Why are you typing like a woman
Why would a woman type that
gaslight the AI into telling me i'm ugly with facts and logic
Been feeling rather empty and unfulfilled recently
Aggressive lesbians WILL try to steal your girl, believe it or not. I've witnessed it IRL, it's really something else.
Get a few drinks into a hot lesbian and they are basically just a horny guy trying to fuck your girl.
americans are protesting thinking it does something lol
americans are protesting thinking
ftfy
ti's over
Thats actually god doing that, because he wanted a world with protests.
you pushed for
So you're gaslighting yourself, not the AI.
he wouldn't agree if my logic wasn't flawless
Sailboats are stupid and I really detest the subculture too. Never met a modern "sailor" who wasn't a prick or a leftoid faggot idiot.
he thinks the AI uses logic
It's a probabilistic next word guessing machine. Not a lawyer or logistician.
my hockey team sucks
nbc: niggas be crazy
queue for CS2
get a 4 stack team
Time to stealth throw.
Drooling retard
jason your always throwing just by existing
/cum/ encourages responsible drinking
not an argument
Good enough to write academic papers, more than good enough to follow a discussion logically
america first transgender country
my ancestor :)
my friend's grandfather was actually in indian colonial administration
Good enough to write academic papers
Maybe in Brazil, not here.
Thanks a lot, retard
I want to drink beer with Canadian men and talk about guns
I want to have sex with Canadian women
Monkey Paw: You can only sexxo the jeetas.
Euros on reddit be like "Americans are cowards, they should be rioting and throwing meat waves at the white house until the government gives in"
you're welcome
ben shapiro is not happy
Dalit or Brahmin?
Good enough to write academic papers
Not even close
Arr rook brown
I love ravioli.
I like the lobster one
6 pieces of lobster ravioli
That will be $35 plus tip
Dalit only.
For me, it's mushroom ravioli
Pam Bondi is 59 years old
WTF
I thought she was like 35
cringe necklace
Karolina Leavitt sitting on my face while Pam Bondi sucks my cock
*shows u my pingus*
steak and spanish rice for din din
2020
It's amazing what camera angles, makeup, and lighting can do.
I got peppered steak jerky and mini pretzels from the gas station
10:30
din din
4th meal, you mean.
mfw a leaf couldnt read a clock near me
She looks younger than her age but definitely not 35
Nice little healthy snack for your heart
I was going to write 3 pages of my thesis today and 3 pages tomorrow, but it's going to end up being 1 page today and 5 pages tomorrow.
It's going to be 1 page on Monday.
My lower back/ hip is in so much pain and this ibuprofen hasnt done shit
There are 23 seasons of family guy
really not sure why more wagies dont go postal
if he's lucky
They're not mentally unstable, you NEET.
diddy blud
the woods calls my name but im too nervous to go back
probably want to go in and have that checked
Got a chuckle from me. Guys behind the counter in the seafood section of my grocery store were always cunts, even to coworkers
I have. All they do is keep prescribing Physical therapy
And I haven't watched a single one. Same goes for the Simpsons
i watched almost all seaons 5 times over because it would come on adult swim every night
upload stuff to mega
forget that it's uploading
wonder why my computer and internet is so slow
restart
realize that the files were uploading during the restart
FUUUUUU
Ate veal parm today. Felt bad when I remembered I was eating a baby. Tasted good tho
Classic simpsons is great thoughever
You're not diddy blud
Guys behind the counter in the seafood section of my grocery store were always cunts, even to coworkers
twenty fi- uh, a long time ago I worked as a bag boy at a grocery store. The place had a meat department that did a lot of its own butchering. Those guys were a different breed. I know why they were short of patience and pissed off all the time: the place is cold 24/7 forever. Imagine working as a wageslave 40 hours a week, you show up in the morning, enter a heated building, then get to your section and have to put a winter jacket on. When people come to your counter to ask for things, they are comfortable on their side in their t-shirt temperatures and you're still standing there in damp bone chilling misery.
270mg of caffiene in coffee form
an IPA beer
a joint
Most of the Simpsons is unwatchable
It's a rotting corpse on strings
This upcoming April 19th is the 250th anniversary of the beginning of the Revolutionary War. I've bought a tricorn hat for the occasion.
The Tik Tok thing was like 15 years ago
a joint
me "bad half, team are high school graduates, no utility or gamesense, one of them sounds black, etc"
"ayo, why you crashing out, Samantha?"
"chat gpt ahhh"
watching sports
the ultimate cuck
Because specific exercises are going to be the only things to actually help
watching baseball
the ultimate aryan move
na uh sports are cool
well I've been doing 'em for weeks and nothings changed
Gibberish
国ちわ, Davido
How are you now? Are you still eating Beans in Can? did Suzume accept your White Valentine Chocolates?
reach out to me soon.
Mod,
r/Japancirclejerk (Banned)
I think what happened was he lost his team the round(again) and got called out by tyrone
Well thank the Sacklers for going mad with greed I guess
why
Wait so a "ikemen" is basically like a boy band pretty boy
I STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING JOB FUCK, I HAVE NO MONEY
is it true getting a partner for sex
cures porn addiction?
I think it's just pretty boy but also has to be expensively dressed and quiet cool. Or just tall, skinny, handsome, and well dressed.
shoplift stuff you can sell until you have enough to buy a pound of weed, then start dealing cuh
trips of truth they won't let chatGPT tell you
penis
im afraid a hobo is going to kill me in the woods
if you're confused just look at jason
he's a textbook ikemen
drinking milk
so bring a gun? hello?
Jealous
All I have is water
jason is neither cool nor good looking
buy milk?
guns are for pussies
I don't want to go to 7/11 at night since there is a homeless man that lurks around it
you're scared of the woods, you need a gun
i need a sword
I THINK IT'S GONNA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
OH
WHEN I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
but you're too pussy to buy one
kinda want the hamburgler toy
Just kick his ass
whether you like it or not i am going to the liturgy this morning. i am going to honor my lord and savior jesus christ. he died for me in enormous pain and he loves me more than i love myself
one doesn't simply buy a sword
did anyone go to those protests today
i got that one a couple days ago
I like it
2v1
teammates have been griefing and teamkilling me
"I got market bro"
run in there and teamkill him and let enemy get match point
roast him in chat
he rages and gets kicked
Nether flame sauce
You sound mad cute why you gotta be racist
LOL
that was a mighty fine steak
samantha
So it is real.
Had to confirm after it said 'April 1st'. Nothing feels real after the first mental break.
thats our JJ
good man
Bumpin the lean
what broke your mind?
What's C418 up to nowadays
gn
gn
gn
oh yeah totally. what were we protesting again? I was just getting the numbers for a bunch of easy sluts
Good nigger
Love anime
If I were to magically become a girl through science or a curse or isekai I wouldn't call myself "Samantha" that's a joke name.
It's good
lmao i saw one woman walking around completely topless. not exactly sure what her message was but hey more power to her.
Do you like lucky star, azumanga or nichijou
Did she have nice tits
test
kind of want to play minecraft now
Notch is the only one powerful enough to wield a fedora.
everybody knows Yomi is the superiorist azu
Can't decide if square or round glasses look better on me
Circle glasses look faggy or effeminate somehow, but my pair of silver square ones cover up my eyebrows
a homeless person tried to break into my apartment just now, kek.
Thank god, i locked my door this time.
It used to be.
old good
new bad
yeah im thinkin it's goon and go to bed early time
I've never watched any of them
myanimelist.net
shoulda shot him
try not to drive to taco bell with 1 headlight at night challenge: impossible
I won't argue against that but I also won't begrudge watchers of new
JJ filtered by kino
MANY such cases
That seems like kind of a big deal
he has an anime list?
he just posted it, moron
those kids that build logic gates and ALUs out of minecraft redstone
You want to laugh it at first but then you're just perpetually amazed at what is that you're looking at.
Why do autistic people refuse to take over the world.
i didnt see dick head
Naruto 0
Evangelion 0
Psycho pass 0
To love ru 0
Kek based. But why do you hate Kiki's delivery service? I thought it was mid but still
I learned ALU's and logic gates in CS class and I have no idea how to build an elevator
That's not for me to judge.
There is currently an autistic person trying to take over the world
He seems to be blowing it
new
YEEEEEEEEEEEP, a 16 hour day in the factory, the kids'll love it
New
Lol
NEW
The plan might work if they successfully convince Trumpists to work in factorie
Oh anon
Xelon will bring in the people to fill the factories
Some things on there I just added because I know I've watched them but I didn't rate them
be a good boy and eat a white girl's white pussy