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LOVELY FUCKING CANSLAD'S WIFE edish

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first

Today's my birthday lads

somehow mousey returned

nth for the holodem

Older
Fatter
Balder

Toilberg not at the toil

Massive chebs Sadhbh from Latvia will be there

So this is feels like it's a good Sunday and looking forward to the toil in the morning, lads.

The issue is that I'm a bit of shut-in, you see. I look reasonably attractive and will continue to gymcel. Hope I keep my hair and youthful looks for the next few years.

Just rapemax
Go to clubs around an hour before closing, act drunk, find some drunk essex girl and take her home

stupid bitch is warming up the beer with her pussy heat

yanks will insist without a shred of irony or self awareness that this is superior to a neapolitan pizza

no bad psych

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i need to lose weight
i run to lose weight
running fucks my knees
what else can i do

no swimming im too fat
not cycling it fucks my knees too
not not eating i have no control i can only do this burning calories

Jack Black is just a less likeable version of Bill Bailey

theres only one yank word thats good and that's 'garbage'

media is now depicting blacks and women storming the beaches of Normandy and being praised for their historical accuracy. Anyone speaking against it is called an angry little white man

Eat less, lad

b-b-but I'm addicted

Great. Good lad. You understand.
Now stop being fucking addicted.

Can't do that. Can barely talk to a receptionist properly.

Don't eat

walk
get some control
eat less

don't think that's a beach

booking my ticket for fyre fest 2

they're actually nothing alike

thank you to the anon who told me to get an electric toothbrush, they are much better than normal toothbrushes

cronem making half a mil for one quick tap sesh

Start by talking to women you don't find attractive to build your confindence

need them all rounded up and shot

Jack Black is a Jew
Bet you didn't know that

Happy Birthday mate. I hope you have a great day! All the best :)

What were they thinking?

fixed this utter nonsense

Vulnerable narcissism
Narcissistic vulnerability is thought to arise from a combination of the antagonistic core with temperamental reactivity—defined by negative emotionality, social avoidance, passivity and marked proneness to rage. Vulnerability is defined—in addition to antagonism—by a shy, vindictive and needy self-regulatory style:[41]

Low and contingent self-esteem, unstable and unclear sense of self, and resentment of others' success
Social withdrawal, resulting from shame, distrust of others' intentions, and concerns over being accepted
Needy, obsessive relational dynamics; long-term relationship transactions defined by an excessive need for admiration, approval and support, and vengefulness when needs are unmet

Going to read a book at the toil, I think.

What book should I read?

Little bastard broke the kickstand on his iPad case. He will be receiving a fine for this

They're all caked in make up which is objectively unattractive.

ah yes, minecraft

women wear make up children don't

you fell for the jewish psychiatry scam, sergy

fight club

don't think that's jack black

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School kids?

A Confederacy of Dunces

taylor swift is guy pretty

10/10 choice

Siege

I'm not joking when I say I don't find any of these women attractive. Anyone else?

Thats a fake article.

is it possible to find single women aged between 20 and 30 in churches in this country?

Mein kampf of course

Saw a bunch of young teens out in town today, one of the lads dropped some litter and was immediately told to pick it up by the two girls, and he swiftly saw the error of his ways and collected the litter.

I think we're gonna be all right lads.

pretty but not shaggable is what i was meaning
sabrina carpenter is bogged but would be a much better shag
taylor is awkward clumsy and would probably lay like a starfish in bed

Cronem Expo 2025
April 17th at the Gherkin
Get your tickets here

don't reply to heathercucky

Stop it.

sorry, my bad

thas homosexuality luv x

landlordberg will NOT be best pleased with me tomorrow since canceling my leaving notice lads

exactly, because Jack Black tries to be a musical bit-doer like Bailey and fails as he's nothing like him

Stop what

Nore sure how that'd go down with the fact that the Sadhbh given she's from Latvia

New intern joined at Gold Lion Enterprises

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youtube.com/watch?v=zleO9T543ns

embarrassing for the women

they got battered in every challenge every single one all fucking five

one of the "women" was on so much roids and test they had that ftm troon testosterone voice

embarrassing it's insane they let MTF troons into womens sports

Massachusetts governor William Shirley was offering a bounty of £40 for a male Indian scalp, and £20 for scalps of females or of children under 12 years old

mental innit

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thinking about british roses with nice arses

Don't let that Canadian homosexual tell you what to do

Big batty gyal come wine on it

update:
still RAMming it lids x

Absolutely mate. That's fucking awful wages for scalping an injun

The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women

They saw the natives as what they really are

Fit chicks are fucking embarrassing. Everyone is cucking out to them in person and on social media, even the fit men. They're weak as fuck and look like shit most of the time.

I love that album. Might pop it on when I go to bed.

Stop what? Tell me

*unsheathes katana*

Got the Lonely Mix playing on Spotify, makes me want to kill myself.

I quite like the idea of a woman hitting me though

good lad
sending hands across the water and all that to u x

Yes but in all likelihood they will be black.

massive pair of bollocks but literally no cock whatsoever how is this possible?

Was going to sell some xmr but it’s dropped loads drumpf must’ve done some fuckery again

This is the car i drive, its a 2012 audi A6 with 164,000 miles on it

my penis shrinks into my body like that

in the process of breaking up with the gf it seems
she keeps saying i dont put in enough effort

Using the church as a means to find a woman.

mad how modern society idolises ugly plastic illusion as the epitome of beauty

I have a 2021 a4 :)

katanas are illegal in the UK

i think what they manage is impressive considering their natural limitations when it comes to strength

she gettin plapped by cronem behind timmy back

the lads in the thumbnail look like steve-o and bam margera

Right, lads. Off to bed. About to the teeth brushing and the face washing and then a nice sleep and wake up early to almost run to the toil to see the Latvian with the massive chebs.

'kin termite

watching Me, Myself and Irene, developing a crush on Renée Zellweger

leftypol unmasked

WE BE FIGHTIN ON DEY BEACHES

hes airborne though. they didnt storm the beach. although they came to the rear to mop up germans running from utah beach along the causeways.

Godspeed canslad

But I was literally christened as a baby? What’s wrong with going back to church? Find God again and find a wife. Is that actually wrong?

No one does that

right, off to kill myself, that's 70% of my net worth GONE

very fine calf on this fella

sharon lee - big tit creampie

It’s only GONE if you sold x

shouldn't have put trannies in our videogames.... now you ALL will suffer as I have

The christened as a child means nothing by the way. You can start that before even going to church. No, it's not wrong, but it didn't seem like the right motivation from your post.

Nope it's literally over, Crypto has been thoroughly exposed as a fraud and the sheer exodus of normies will kill it

horrendous taste, watch an asa akira anal scene instead

corr is that a bloody screenshot of a tweet??

can you actually imagine being into fart porn
lol

wonder what starmer has planned for tomorrow, just hope it doesn't involve us kowtowing to the yanks to get this mythical free trade deal thats been promised for 9 years

so you knew it was a fraud when you invested? the question begs to be asked: why did you invest?

I can start what before going to church

might filter yanks

Fine

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was once stoned and rubbed a smudge of shit on my knob and came insanely hard and then never did it again

I like a dark mild

anime

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wanking out poo

ballmogs me by far!

Why is he wearing gloves ?

Cuz he’s a grafter init

mad how normies will rave about madri because they think it's a spanish import but if it was marketed honestly as a british beer nobody would buy it

not that mad though is it?

if beans on toast was an ethnic food the rest of the world wouldn’t mock it

don't understand why russian porn is mostly all freakish stuff like triple anal and pissing what the fuck is wrong with them

Peroni mogs it

I really don't know how to say this correctly, so I'll just say it. Watching this video, her behaviour in it, meltdown over a decision, meltdown over reading Mr. Chips, just the way she presented herself, very uncomfortable around her own dog, uncomfortable around the chickens, odd extended facial expressions and forced smiles, just so much of it, screamed that she is either really about to hit bottom due to her mental health or because she doesn't have the usual structure of school, she is losing herself because she never took the time to find herself. Even watching Noa's video about her trip to London, mostly covered her time alone, and briefly with Ruby. She liked her, said she missed her, but of course she does because she is alone and needs to be with more people her own age. But Noa is only 18 and acts so much more mature than Ruby. It is truly cringe that Ruby is about to turn 25 and has her Masters degree, and hanging around Noa, writing to her, when Noa has never even been to college yet, and is 7 years younger. That is a lot. Just everything was a bunch of red lights going on about how Ruby is really in a bad situation. I noticed the dog there, but no sign of the family again, no sound or sight of them anywhere. Where they still away or go somewhere else? Did she stress out over having to find a different way to get back and forth to work and come home to an empty house? Or did her parents tell her she needs a job year round and the school isn't working out for her? I don't know. A lot of questions, some that may reveal in time, but she really seemed lost, even in her own home and yard, and definitely not relaxed or in a good state of mind. I do still believe she is autistic, maybe not diagnosed yet, maybe in denial, or something weird is going on that they still haven't hit the head of the nail on. Watching her odd little moments with the ink on the table, her strange choices of food, just everything, was very bizarre and revealing, at the same time.

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The height of comedy. How did it get to such a state where your women think they're men. Do you know any travelling woman would tear and kick the head of any country woman black or white up and down the road with ease. How fannied are all you quuers.

Answer me

doesn't matter really does it. don't need the world to approve of something that doesn't concern them

watching the shield

it's a danny and julian plot line

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A woman, a spaniel and a walnut tree,
The more they're beaten the better still they be.

peroni is a boring lager but at least it's brewed in italy like the label actually suggests it's the lies i hate don't care if people want to drink shite beer just stop lying to people about where it's from

But it does mean something. It means your family has some sort of sense of right in then that they'd get their child christened.

Matters to me I don’t like being mocked

got the gay porn on

No one has ever "raved" about madri except advertising executives

its an acevada sucks a dick episode

After Monday's tribute nomination process (also known as The Reaping) was cut short, we are left with 4 districts and 8 spots left for the March/Spring/April /brit/ Games.

As said before, tribute submissions with name and image take priority. No previous winners unless under special circumstances.

got an erection

time for a nice oily wank

The toil freaks are getting nervous... soon it will be monday

Jay Slater

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corr do like a nice cold glass of perrier i won't lie

just cooked some mince, poured the fat down the sink and threw the meat away into the recycling

My brother is getting older now and starting to realise that im actually a fucking loser. Quite a horrible feeling honestly

half the girls are dogpiled as well

my latina queen....

Americans have some crazy names, but Kathleen Babineaux Blanco is my favourite one

their opinions are worthless, next time you have beans on toast just smile remembering that people in foreign lands get annoyed by it for god knows what silly reason

Beijing is crazy
Imagine the dimmest people you encounter being the same intelligence as the average British person. It’s like they just don’t have chavs, blacks and muslims dragging them down

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how olds he

the sorcerer

aff tae bed
x

It's funny how people like Mel Gibson loathe the English, and yet can find so few examples of genuine evil in the history books that they resort to making things up. It almost makes you wonder why he, and others like him, don't question why they've been inculcated with Anglophobic sentiment for their whole lives and ask whether they may have been incorrect to think as they do

brookie

er mate, it was just a film and played a character

Mayli Hapa Angel

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I remember being like 14 and watching animal gore threads on Anon Babble because they made me really angry and let to me breaking lift records in the gym
What's scary is I become completely desensitised them after just a week and wasn't even getting upset anymore
It's so easy to create a little psycho you know
Haven't been on Anon Babble in 13 years and have thus returned ot my natural pussified state but it's quite crazy how quickly humans adapt to their environment

wer we goin ?

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poo smells

Damn nigga u OLD

I like a Sam Adams desu
Also Oxford Brakspear Gold
Had a lovely dark beer with my supper but I’m in bed and can’t be bothered to go downstairs and check the can

I remember being like 14 and watching animal gore threads on Anon Babble

oooo you're 'ard

fucking grim freak

Stolen from us too soon. Rest in peace fella.

sam adams

bit treasonous don't you think

billie <3

DTFIC is a previous winner tho

hey billie u there?xx

mouse nonce esque post

my uncle shagged jay slater in a skip outside greggs (post mortum)

Follow Lei Feng's good example

OUR (not are) sydney

so who'll be dying in the white lotus season finale then? hopefully not tooth girl

did you not see they made me angry?
I didn't like them at all and that made me lift more
I'm not saying I enjoyed it like some pervert
who here hasn't been upset at shovel dog

brewed under license in the uk to fool all the mongs into thinking they're buying an imported product

No, I like it when I’m in America

Yuan Yang is the beautifulest and intelligentest parliamentarian, simple as

Got my hair transplant booked lads.

Timmy's crush

That does it for the Reaping. Tributes have been processed and are en route to the arena.

(A few more women star this time, let's see if any of them will join Candace in the hall of fame.)

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A show

crying

What's your norwood? How many grafts? You on fin?

by roy orbison
good song that

Charles Veitch

haha latinx cats

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A few hard slaps you want.

The spring games are off. A year since Mark's famous premier victory, who will be left standing tonight.

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District 10

winston noooo

Anything you want anything you need anything at allllllll you got it

alri tony angelino lad

argies will see the colour of these 2 and whine lol

*yawn*

get some gay porn on, always cheers me up

the only winner that matters

me and soogs x

I was eating an apple the other day and was horrified to find two or three little maggots in the core

corrrrrrrrrrrrrr

aesthete nation that

at least post the webm

core

think you're confusing apples with nuclear reactors mate

Were we really so evil?

Will be funny when she gets exposed as a Chinese spy and everyone acts shocked

NW2 approaching NW2.5 I'd say
1500
Been on fin for 3 years no sides

She's a bit grim though isn't she. And English birds have a bad rep. If French women look like her fucking hell leave it on. There used to be some Polish woman that listed on here. She was like a security guard or something. Leaps and bounds above that ferret.

Mate no one cares

grow up

I hear that oral minoxidil is superior to fin

steam wishlist is getting full
need the summer sale to clear it out

hilarious all those paki mps demanding we build an airport in pakistan so their paki constituents have an easier time going to see their paki families back home

go nell!

Get that fuckin tunage posted mikey boi!

It needs to make a comeback.

why did she vote against the rape gang inquiry

fucking gaymers

am tribute

Cool. 1mg or 0.5mg daily fin?
Are you getting your HT at a reputable UK clinic or abroad?

ferret girls mentioned

youre my bank.

minoxidil doesn't maintain hair long term

What do you like

Jay Slater receives clean water

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Get a fucking life you sad cunt

like 2000 people died in the American revolution, more of a skirmish between gentlemen really

What is the British equivalent of quiktrip?

got the r/africanbootymeat on

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Cool. 1mg or 0.5mg daily fin?

1mg taken 3 times a week

Are you getting your HT at a reputable UK clinic or abroad?

An reputable online UK clinic

I can guarantee as sure as I walk on two legs you're brown.

Anything which fits a Sunday night

Don't even know what this is to be able to answer your question.

*sips a stella*
*inhales*
TICKING AWAY, THE HOURS THAT MAKE UP THE DULL DAY
*takes another sip*
YOU FRITTER AND WASTE THE HOURS AWAY IN AN OFFHAND WAY

quiktap

oh my days

Seen a clip of this adolescence show and its ridiculous, risible

Can’t believe there’s actual baldies in here rn lmao

LOVE that sub

Get this a lot then I post my hand and they stop replying

(did not read this soz)
The makers of the Spring /brit/ games have just realised that DTFIC is a previous winner.

He has been evicted from the games for killing another tribute and the games will be restarted with as a replacement.

Thank you for understanding.

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yea, me neither haha

I’m a hustler nigga that’s just what I be everyday stackin paper (plastic)

gnomejak avenged

That'll do me pal cheers

janny
you know what to do

Tributes have had wounds treated to, body doubles called in, refreshments given and are ready to begin again.

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haha get fucked leafmong

should've used this picture for r kate

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100% you're brown. Pictures of your hand I'll stick my hand down your mouth clown.

Got the fire going lads

far too close to that building, that's hazardous you bloody fool