LOVELY FUCKING CANSLAD'S WIFE edish
/brit/
first
Today's my birthday lads
somehow mousey returned
nth for the holodem
Older
Fatter
Balder
Toilberg not at the toil
Massive chebs Sadhbh from Latvia will be there
So this is feels like it's a good Sunday and looking forward to the toil in the morning, lads.
The issue is that I'm a bit of shut-in, you see. I look reasonably attractive and will continue to gymcel. Hope I keep my hair and youthful looks for the next few years.
The 'za
do not the cat
Just rapemax
Go to clubs around an hour before closing, act drunk, find some drunk essex girl and take her home
stupid bitch is warming up the beer with her pussy heat
yanks will insist without a shred of irony or self awareness that this is superior to a neapolitan pizza
no bad psych
i need to lose weight
i run to lose weight
running fucks my knees
what else can i do
no swimming im too fat
not cycling it fucks my knees too
not not eating i have no control i can only do this burning calories
Jack Black is just a less likeable version of Bill Bailey
theres only one yank word thats good and that's 'garbage'
media is now depicting blacks and women storming the beaches of Normandy and being praised for their historical accuracy. Anyone speaking against it is called an angry little white man
Got the Lana Del Rey on
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Eat less, lad
b-b-but I'm addicted
Great. Good lad. You understand.
Now stop being fucking addicted.
Can't do that. Can barely talk to a receptionist properly.
Don't eat
walk
get some control
eat less
don't think that's a beach
booking my ticket for fyre fest 2
they're actually nothing alike
thank you to the anon who told me to get an electric toothbrush, they are much better than normal toothbrushes
cronem making half a mil for one quick tap sesh
thoughts?
Start by talking to women you don't find attractive to build your confindence
need them all rounded up and shot
Jack Black is a Jew
Bet you didn't know that
Happy Birthday mate. I hope you have a great day! All the best :)
What were they thinking?
fixed this utter nonsense
Vulnerable narcissism
Narcissistic vulnerability is thought to arise from a combination of the antagonistic core with temperamental reactivity—defined by negative emotionality, social avoidance, passivity and marked proneness to rage. Vulnerability is defined—in addition to antagonism—by a shy, vindictive and needy self-regulatory style:[41]
Low and contingent self-esteem, unstable and unclear sense of self, and resentment of others' success
Social withdrawal, resulting from shame, distrust of others' intentions, and concerns over being accepted
Needy, obsessive relational dynamics; long-term relationship transactions defined by an excessive need for admiration, approval and support, and vengefulness when needs are unmet
Going to read a book at the toil, I think.
What book should I read?
Little bastard broke the kickstand on his iPad case. He will be receiving a fine for this
They're all caked in make up which is objectively unattractive.
ah yes, minecraft
women wear make up children don't
you fell for the jewish psychiatry scam, sergy
fight club
don't think that's jack black
School kids?
A Confederacy of Dunces
taylor swift is guy pretty
10/10 choice
Siege
I'm not joking when I say I don't find any of these women attractive. Anyone else?
Thats a fake article.
is it possible to find single women aged between 20 and 30 in churches in this country?
Mein kampf of course
Saw a bunch of young teens out in town today, one of the lads dropped some litter and was immediately told to pick it up by the two girls, and he swiftly saw the error of his ways and collected the litter.
I think we're gonna be all right lads.
pretty but not shaggable is what i was meaning
sabrina carpenter is bogged but would be a much better shag
taylor is awkward clumsy and would probably lay like a starfish in bed
Cronem Expo 2025
April 17th at the Gherkin
Get your tickets here
don't reply to heathercucky
Stop it.
sorry, my bad
thas homosexuality luv x
landlordberg will NOT be best pleased with me tomorrow since canceling my leaving notice lads
exactly, because Jack Black tries to be a musical bit-doer like Bailey and fails as he's nothing like him
Stop what
Nore sure how that'd go down with the fact that the Sadhbh given she's from Latvia
New intern joined at Gold Lion Enterprises
The chickenberg
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embarrassing for the women
they got battered in every challenge every single one all fucking five
one of the "women" was on so much roids and test they had that ftm troon testosterone voice
embarrassing it's insane they let MTF troons into womens sports
Massachusetts governor William Shirley was offering a bounty of £40 for a male Indian scalp, and £20 for scalps of females or of children under 12 years old
mental innit
thinking about british roses with nice arses
Don't let that Canadian homosexual tell you what to do
Big batty gyal come wine on it
update:
still RAMming it lids x
Absolutely mate. That's fucking awful wages for scalping an injun
The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women
They saw the natives as what they really are
Fit chicks are fucking embarrassing. Everyone is cucking out to them in person and on social media, even the fit men. They're weak as fuck and look like shit most of the time.
I love that album. Might pop it on when I go to bed.
Stop what? Tell me
bazza on the loose
i.4cdn.org
naomi campbell has been bogged
*unsheathes katana*
Got the Lonely Mix playing on Spotify, makes me want to kill myself.
crazy how the uk took these nutjobs in
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I quite like the idea of a woman hitting me though
good lad
sending hands across the water and all that to u x
Yes but in all likelihood they will be black.
massive pair of bollocks but literally no cock whatsoever how is this possible?
Was going to sell some xmr but it’s dropped loads drumpf must’ve done some fuckery again
This is the car i drive, its a 2012 audi A6 with 164,000 miles on it
my penis shrinks into my body like that
in the process of breaking up with the gf it seems
she keeps saying i dont put in enough effort
Using the church as a means to find a woman.
mad how modern society idolises ugly plastic illusion as the epitome of beauty
I have a 2021 a4 :)
katanas are illegal in the UK
we wuz soldiers and sheit
i think what they manage is impressive considering their natural limitations when it comes to strength
she gettin plapped by cronem behind timmy back
the lads in the thumbnail look like steve-o and bam margera
Right, lads. Off to bed. About to the teeth brushing and the face washing and then a nice sleep and wake up early to almost run to the toil to see the Latvian with the massive chebs.
'kin termite
watching Me, Myself and Irene, developing a crush on Renée Zellweger
leftypol unmasked
WE BE FIGHTIN ON DEY BEACHES
hes airborne though. they didnt storm the beach. although they came to the rear to mop up germans running from utah beach along the causeways.
Godspeed canslad
But I was literally christened as a baby? What’s wrong with going back to church? Find God again and find a wife. Is that actually wrong?
No one does that
right, off to kill myself, that's 70% of my net worth GONE
very fine calf on this fella
sharon lee - big tit creampie
It’s only GONE if you sold x
not me, biboo
shouldn't have put trannies in our videogames.... now you ALL will suffer as I have
The christened as a child means nothing by the way. You can start that before even going to church. No, it's not wrong, but it didn't seem like the right motivation from your post.
Let's see it then
Nope it's literally over, Crypto has been thoroughly exposed as a fraud and the sheer exodus of normies will kill it
horrendous taste, watch an asa akira anal scene instead
corr is that a bloody screenshot of a tweet??
can you actually imagine being into fart porn
lol
wonder what starmer has planned for tomorrow, just hope it doesn't involve us kowtowing to the yanks to get this mythical free trade deal thats been promised for 9 years
What's your favorite beer lads?
so you knew it was a fraud when you invested? the question begs to be asked: why did you invest?
I can start what before going to church
might filter yanks
Fine
was once stoned and rubbed a smudge of shit on my knob and came insanely hard and then never did it again
I like a dark mild
anime
wanking out poo
ballmogs me by far!
Why is he wearing gloves ?
Cuz he’s a grafter init
mad how normies will rave about madri because they think it's a spanish import but if it was marketed honestly as a british beer nobody would buy it
not that mad though is it?
cold out...
if beans on toast was an ethnic food the rest of the world wouldn’t mock it
don't understand why russian porn is mostly all freakish stuff like triple anal and pissing what the fuck is wrong with them
Peroni mogs it
I really don't know how to say this correctly, so I'll just say it. Watching this video, her behaviour in it, meltdown over a decision, meltdown over reading Mr. Chips, just the way she presented herself, very uncomfortable around her own dog, uncomfortable around the chickens, odd extended facial expressions and forced smiles, just so much of it, screamed that she is either really about to hit bottom due to her mental health or because she doesn't have the usual structure of school, she is losing herself because she never took the time to find herself. Even watching Noa's video about her trip to London, mostly covered her time alone, and briefly with Ruby. She liked her, said she missed her, but of course she does because she is alone and needs to be with more people her own age. But Noa is only 18 and acts so much more mature than Ruby. It is truly cringe that Ruby is about to turn 25 and has her Masters degree, and hanging around Noa, writing to her, when Noa has never even been to college yet, and is 7 years younger. That is a lot. Just everything was a bunch of red lights going on about how Ruby is really in a bad situation. I noticed the dog there, but no sign of the family again, no sound or sight of them anywhere. Where they still away or go somewhere else? Did she stress out over having to find a different way to get back and forth to work and come home to an empty house? Or did her parents tell her she needs a job year round and the school isn't working out for her? I don't know. A lot of questions, some that may reveal in time, but she really seemed lost, even in her own home and yard, and definitely not relaxed or in a good state of mind. I do still believe she is autistic, maybe not diagnosed yet, maybe in denial, or something weird is going on that they still haven't hit the head of the nail on. Watching her odd little moments with the ink on the table, her strange choices of food, just everything, was very bizarre and revealing, at the same time.
The height of comedy. How did it get to such a state where your women think they're men. Do you know any travelling woman would tear and kick the head of any country woman black or white up and down the road with ease. How fannied are all you quuers.
Answer me
doesn't matter really does it. don't need the world to approve of something that doesn't concern them
watching the shield
it's a danny and julian plot line
A woman, a spaniel and a walnut tree,
The more they're beaten the better still they be.
peroni is a boring lager but at least it's brewed in italy like the label actually suggests it's the lies i hate don't care if people want to drink shite beer just stop lying to people about where it's from
But it does mean something. It means your family has some sort of sense of right in then that they'd get their child christened.
luv em x
Matters to me I don’t like being mocked
got the gay porn on
No one has ever "raved" about madri except advertising executives
its an acevada sucks a dick episode
After Monday's tribute nomination process (also known as The Reaping) was cut short, we are left with 4 districts and 8 spots left for the March/Spring/April /brit/ Games.
As said before, tribute submissions with name and image take priority. No previous winners unless under special circumstances.
got an erection
time for a nice oily wank
the shagger
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
The toil freaks are getting nervous... soon it will be monday
Hao Lin
Jay Slater
corr do like a nice cold glass of perrier i won't lie
just cooked some mince, poured the fat down the sink and threw the meat away into the recycling
My brother is getting older now and starting to realise that im actually a fucking loser. Quite a horrible feeling honestly
half the girls are dogpiled as well
Any anya taylor-joy man in?
my latina queen....
Americans have some crazy names, but Kathleen Babineaux Blanco is my favourite one
their opinions are worthless, next time you have beans on toast just smile remembering that people in foreign lands get annoyed by it for god knows what silly reason
Beijing is crazy
Imagine the dimmest people you encounter being the same intelligence as the average British person. It’s like they just don’t have chavs, blacks and muslims dragging them down
how olds he
the sorcerer
aff tae bed
x
It's funny how people like Mel Gibson loathe the English, and yet can find so few examples of genuine evil in the history books that they resort to making things up. It almost makes you wonder why he, and others like him, don't question why they've been inculcated with Anglophobic sentiment for their whole lives and ask whether they may have been incorrect to think as they do
Kate Silverton
brookie
er mate, it was just a film and played a character
Mayli Hapa Angel
I remember being like 14 and watching animal gore threads on Anon Babble because they made me really angry and let to me breaking lift records in the gym
What's scary is I become completely desensitised them after just a week and wasn't even getting upset anymore
It's so easy to create a little psycho you know
Haven't been on Anon Babble in 13 years and have thus returned ot my natural pussified state but it's quite crazy how quickly humans adapt to their environment
wer we goin ?
Anya is white
poo smells
Damn nigga u OLD
I like a Sam Adams desu
Also Oxford Brakspear Gold
Had a lovely dark beer with my supper but I’m in bed and can’t be bothered to go downstairs and check the can
I remember being like 14 and watching animal gore threads on Anon Babble
oooo you're 'ard
fucking grim freak
Stolen from us too soon. Rest in peace fella.
sam adams
bit treasonous don't you think
billie <3
DTFIC is a previous winner tho
hey billie u there?xx
mouse nonce esque post
my uncle shagged jay slater in a skip outside greggs (post mortum)
Follow Lei Feng's good example
OUR (not are) sydney
so who'll be dying in the white lotus season finale then? hopefully not tooth girl
did you not see they made me angry?
I didn't like them at all and that made me lift more
I'm not saying I enjoyed it like some pervert
who here hasn't been upset at shovel dog
brewed under license in the uk to fool all the mongs into thinking they're buying an imported product
No, I like it when I’m in America
Yuan Yang is the beautifulest and intelligentest parliamentarian, simple as
Got my hair transplant booked lads.
Timmy's crush
That does it for the Reaping. Tributes have been processed and are en route to the arena.
(A few more women star this time, let's see if any of them will join Candace in the hall of fame.)
A show
crying
What's your norwood? How many grafts? You on fin?
by roy orbison
good song that
Charles Veitch
haha latinx cats
A few hard slaps you want.
The spring games are off. A year since Mark's famous premier victory, who will be left standing tonight.
District 10
winston noooo
Anything you want anything you need anything at allllllll you got it
alri tony angelino lad
argies will see the colour of these 2 and whine lol
*yawn*
get some gay porn on, always cheers me up
watching some classic italian cinema
the only winner that matters
me and soogs x
I was eating an apple the other day and was horrified to find two or three little maggots in the core
corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
aesthete nation that
at least post the webm
core
think you're confusing apples with nuclear reactors mate
Were we really so evil?
Will be funny when she gets exposed as a Chinese spy and everyone acts shocked
NW2 approaching NW2.5 I'd say
1500
Been on fin for 3 years no sides
She's a bit grim though isn't she. And English birds have a bad rep. If French women look like her fucking hell leave it on. There used to be some Polish woman that listed on here. She was like a security guard or something. Leaps and bounds above that ferret.
Mate no one cares
grow up
I hear that oral minoxidil is superior to fin
steam wishlist is getting full
need the summer sale to clear it out
hilarious all those paki mps demanding we build an airport in pakistan so their paki constituents have an easier time going to see their paki families back home
go nell!
Get that fuckin tunage posted mikey boi!
It needs to make a comeback.
why did she vote against the rape gang inquiry
fucking gaymers
am tribute
Cool. 1mg or 0.5mg daily fin?
Are you getting your HT at a reputable UK clinic or abroad?
ferret girls mentioned
youre my bank.
minoxidil doesn't maintain hair long term
What do you like
Jay Slater receives clean water
Get a fucking life you sad cunt
like 2000 people died in the American revolution, more of a skirmish between gentlemen really
What is the British equivalent of quiktrip?
got the r/africanbootymeat on
Cool. 1mg or 0.5mg daily fin?
1mg taken 3 times a week
Are you getting your HT at a reputable UK clinic or abroad?
An reputable online UK clinic
I can guarantee as sure as I walk on two legs you're brown.
Anything which fits a Sunday night
Don't even know what this is to be able to answer your question.
*sips a stella*
*inhales*
TICKING AWAY, THE HOURS THAT MAKE UP THE DULL DAY
*takes another sip*
YOU FRITTER AND WASTE THE HOURS AWAY IN AN OFFHAND WAY
quiktap
oh my days
Seen a clip of this adolescence show and its ridiculous, risible
Can’t believe there’s actual baldies in here rn lmao
LOVE that sub
Get this a lot then I post my hand and they stop replying
(did not read this soz)
The makers of the Spring /brit/ games have just realised that DTFIC is a previous winner.
He has been evicted from the games for killing another tribute and the games will be restarted with as a replacement.
Thank you for understanding.
yea, me neither haha
I’m a hustler nigga that’s just what I be everyday stackin paper (plastic)
gnomejak avenged
youtu.be
I don't know what you like.
That'll do me pal cheers
janny
you know what to do
Tributes have had wounds treated to, body doubles called in, refreshments given and are ready to begin again.
haha get fucked leafmong
Based Fairdeal Frank faking his death yet again
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should've used this picture for r kate
100% you're brown. Pictures of your hand I'll stick my hand down your mouth clown.
Got the fire going lads
far too close to that building, that's hazardous you bloody fool