LOVELY FUCKING DRINKING FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
just became gay
IT DOES NOT SMELL
IT DOES NOT SMELL
IT DOES NOT SMELL
IT DOES NOT SMELL
IT DOES NOT SMELL
IT DOES NOT SMELL
your hero is a fat middle aged man, enjoy it zoomer. enjoy being blamed for everything and then having the generation after blame you for everything after.
youtu.be
lawyer gave no fucks
popping down teaco lads
This is a bit awkward, but here goes.
I was using my wife's phone the other day, and when I went to type something in her browser beginning with 'P', you guessed it, Pornhub popped up.
No big deal - we both watch porn from time to time when we're alone and have agreed it's not an issue in our relationship.
But then I noticed the types of videos she has been watching. 'Big d***s', 'huge d***s', 'BBC', 'BWC' (google it)... and the worst of all, 'Wife cheats with big d***'.
At first, I made a joke about it, thinking she'd laugh it off as mere curiosity.
Then she told me it's 'a fantasy all women have' but that I shouldn't worry about it 'because it's just porn'.
Now I can't stop thinking about it, and it's shattered my confidence. I know I'm on the right side of average down there, but I am absolutely not 'huge'.
I've never once worried about my size but now I fear I'll never be enough for her.
no you're not
be quiet
mumberg made dinner for the first time in over a decade and it tastes fucking horrible
that generation is allergic to any sort of seasonings, aye?
to make matters worse she's makde a truckload of it
ghastly overconfidence
the more you learn about history the more you realise that nothing ever happens
should've asked her to get a big juicy arse on the go
cute british gf with social anxiety and never leaves her room wanted. must be biologically female
*slaps knees*
Right then!
Off to the cans shop for the BIG cans
And for the chips, I'm not fucking sure, lads.
What do you reckon is good?
what about the sack of rome
what about the fall of constantinople
solution is to just have a big dick right? okay that's that sorted.
nothing. ever. happens.
Then she told me it's 'a fantasy all women have' but that I shouldn't worry about it 'because it's just porn
didnt men say this before it was revealed women all goon too?
LOOKS DO MATTER.
femail is just erotic fiction for the boomer slags to strum one out to
Rorke telling everyone that his stocks are falling when he has £30 invested
that generation is allergic to any sort of seasonings, aye?
doing a watch of trump commenting on the stock market crash
he literally says joe biden cost 6 billion jobs to be lost
i guess history by its essence is a list of all the things that did happen
not much on the things that didn't, as it were
got dadberg to come over to my flatstein to unblock toiletwitz
don't know how to do it myself you see
Someone has to stop him
what about world war two
what about the communist revolution in russia
based get to work dadstein
That can't be true, for every thing that did happen I bet I can give you three ways it didn't happen
you stick your hand in a binbag and then stick it round the u-bend
Literally me except I only have (had) £2000 invested
listen pal, I've been on this earth 33 years, longer than you I'd bet. in that time, what's happened? nothing. and nothing will happen. we exist in a post-happening society. it's over. NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.
The biggest mistake normies make when cooking is using salt too sparsely
you got a girlfriend yet?
Holding my breath to heighten my state of arousal
I already said nothing ever happens
got Have I Got News for You on
it's what Diego would've wanted
fondling a poo as it were
starting a warehouse job monday, the two year NEET streak has ended
finna bust a fat nut to that asian chick on the facialabuse
The Coping: Episode 2
got a pot of shit boiling away on the hob
le west has fallen.....
the stock has gone down 10%......
we wont last 5 years......
it is truly over.......
Is this it then?
Great Depression 2.0?
Paul Merton making a joke about tariffs
I didn't get it but I laughed anyway
you will own nothing and be happy
congrats
actually don't regret warehousetoil me. been doing it for six months, CV looks better and I've lost a stone in weight
feels good knowing my assets can depreciate all they want i still get enough through income i don't have to worry and just keep buying the dip
nobody wants this dudes coffee
is it a dolphin in a barf tub?
but dude nothing ever happens xd so they won't happens
every
accusation
is
a
confession
boyish coy look
so Britain's been shit for near on two decades now, when do we get a comeback? every other country gets some small wins every now and then
correct
Heil Evropa
we won the euros and the olmypics
nice need to lose a few kg will be good to move around a bit
Starmer is such an embarrassing man. Hyper liberal. Looks like an impotent old man. No muscle. No dignity. Cringe every time I see him on telly.
Even Blair (Piss Be upon Him) or Cameron looked better.
Make it fucking stop please
yeah but no swing music, now it's electro-swing
he looks like a chad actually
can't win the Olympics (who got most golds) no one cares about euros
US withdrawing from Chinese market
Why don’t we just take their place and make bank?
every time i see him i just think "imagine grabbing his nipples and jiggling his man titties"
weak soft pasty man
I like starmer, starmer haters just be hating
divorce her
£75 for the new mariokart
nintendobabby's are retarded
why the fuck aren't you living on a house boat on one of the many canals across england
he looks like a teacher to me
don't want to live on a boat thanks
we can offer fine British products and services such as............
SAY FANK YOU
The football
what stocks (and how) do i buy with the upcoming recession lads?
You guys ever be on Anon Babble too much and you want to dunk your head in an anti-Anon Babble cleansing tank that rinses your brain?
Volatility in the stock market shouldn’t be a massive concern unless you’re daytrading at a hedge fund.
Buy and hold and check back in 5 years time.
he'll be looking down from gay heaven and smiling
We're consumers retard, brown people and chinks do the slave work while we do the service work
mental how you slant eye enthusiasts are desperate to be stuck in a sweatshop for 70 hours a week
would be cold in winter, less space and none of the advantage of scenic travel because i have to go to work
also i heard about how if you park somewhere other boats will park next to you for safety in numbers, but that would be annoying
No-one here would be brave enough to take on Anon Babble and its Nintendo customer army
You even shiver at the prospect of answering a phone call
I have done, most of my price average is from buying in 3-5 years ago
The fact remains this crash is entirely from self inflicted and pointless stupidity
I intentionally paid a bit more for my house than it's worth to drive up house prices in my area and weed out the scruffs and scrotes. Gentrifying my area as it were
here mr wong, let me market that product for you
the "you're too scared to answer the phone" tranny is back
leftypol turning a blind eye to this one
reddit.com
Apparently there is a point where they stop treating this like sacrilidge. It's not when they get mistakenly identified by a computer program but it is when it's a parrot with an IQ of 48.
stock market so bad brokerberg sent out an anti-suicide email
oh my CHRIST
The government will inevitably dump thousands of darkies in your area within a few short years anyway so a futile exercise
no point panicking we will see what's what in a week's time
Zoomers are ESL thirdies, spiritually speaking
there's a drunk man outside and you simply won't believe what he's doing
hate them so much lads
my stock went up 11% today
got the tretinoin 0.5 in the post lads
Once this hayati vape is finished I'm done with vaping forever, this time for real. Shan't be dulling my youthful glow with nicotine and Chinese chemicals anymore. Shall be on the skinmaxxing routine so I can stay peng.
The problem is, I think it's so engrained in my parrot that I worry he'll never stop saying it. This has damaged my brother's mental health.
my lower back hurts
Lads, didn't get the cans.
Got distracted drawing instead
I'll get dressed and get the BIG cans now, promise
this has to be a joke doesn't it
no way thousands of people are reading this deadly serious without even a little grin on their face
can you help me move my mattress?
Got distracted drawing instead
drawing what?
new
dude I made that, praise me for it
cringe
Learning to draw people
My new idea for what to do at the toil is to spend the few hours I have free drawing people
Once saw a Tweet that said transgenderism was to white nerds what crack was to the blacks
Staying in a guesthouse for a wedding tomorrow and the thing's run by a bloody African woman
Can hear her in the breakfast room now facetiming her relatives at monkeyworld
No mention of this on the website
Might leave a nasty review if breakfast doesn't go well
Doesn't have a favourite book
Doesn't have a favourite poem
Doesn't dream
Has no childhood fears
Has no inner monologue
Never thought about whether he's an extrovert or introvert
No passions or hobbies outside of football
Has no real pride in Britain before the beginning of the NHS
This man was grown in a lab
why the new Mario Kart and Donkey Kong game costs $80
no mtx or in-game ads
do hot girls work nightshift jobs?
you're meant to reduce stock! No wonder British food is so bad
shut up you stupid cunt
I recently purchased my newly purchased first home a few months ago and now trump is causing a worldwide recession. I'm scared I'm gonna lose my job and I still have most of my mortgage to pay
oh be quiet
That would be hilarious if blacks were not trannies more per capita.
Mental how it's 2025 and you lot are still falling for the 'NO, DEFINITELY THIS TIME TRUMP HAS FUCKED UP'
They'll stop talking about this in a week and you'll be talking about the next thing.
Grow up.
Honestly that just sounds like the average British man
That's what new games cost these days, rorke
he's alright, don't need him to crack jokes
Katy is working
She at the Gherkin twerking
lmao
no, only lads do. the hot girls cheat on them during the day.
sir kier agent 47
poo
once worked night shift with one genuinely very fit girl and another goth one who i would've absolutely shagged, they both moved on after a few months though. was nice talking with them, nothing more happened because i'm an utter fanny
I’ve been saying for ages we’re due a second Great Depression around March/April 2025
Doesn’t matter if it’s Donald Trump or Donald Duck in the white house. The world economy has been built on imaginary numbers for so long and they have printed so much money to offset debt they created that it’s about to just implode on itself.
LUV natural girls
Why the fuck are the people in charge of the world so fucking evil lads? We live in an age where the average person lives in better conditions than royalty 200 years ago but our evil fucking government wants to harm and genocide us
I love her so much lads, doesn't shy away from the harsh realities.
all the london street webcams are offline x
Obese hog, bet her crack smells vile
not everyone is as sweet as you
What do you think RFK Jr and Brand's combined shag count is
She a tranny?
it's down 20% since he took the throne
he's the WOAT
i hope so, would lick that shit up
hannah fry is fucking FIT
just shoved a poo up my arse
no leftypol, that is an obvious biological woman and your attempt to sow confusion won't work
Can't talk about Brand now
He's been charged
MPs have accused HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC) of putting savers at risk over new plans to automatically seize unpaid taxes from bank accounts.
Account holders who fail to pay their tax debts face having their bank accounts raided by HMRC under new powers confirmed after the Spring Statement.
However, MPs and tax advisers accused the tax authority of going “a step too far” in its attempts to close the tax gap.
Others sounded the alarm over the risk of errors, and warned savers would have to go to court to reclaim incorrectly seized payments.
The human condition plus the natural conclusion of liberal capitalist democracy ending in plutocratic globalised NWO.
The one good thing about Europe pre French Revolution is that the king and nobles were always accountable to society and had to serve for life. They couldn’t fuck up and pass the buck or let the next guy deal with it. Commoners had less say in how things were run but knew that they were not at fault and knew exactly who ruled over them
got the burial on
mad
she looks like a draugr with orange hair
Why does she look like a fucking tranny then
Yeah we need a Great Depression and mass unemployment for… reasons….
THIRD poo of the day, bumberg taking the piss now
Was just thinking about when that yank went on a rant for hours because some lad put a picture of Daisy Ridley as the /brit/ edish.
Diego broke kayfabe a few too many times for my liking
She doesn't, she looks like a woman because she is.
mad how gay porn poo peng
that one's genuinely mental
Charged: This means someone has been formally accused of a crime by law enforcement or a prosecutor. Charges are typically filed after an arrest or investigation, but being charged doesn’t mean guilt has been proven—it’s just the starting point of the legal process.
Indicted: An indictment is a formal accusation issued by a grand jury (in jurisdictions that use them, like the U.S.). It comes after the prosecution presents evidence, and the grand jury decides there’s enough to proceed to trial. Being indicted is a step beyond being charged and signals a case is moving forward, but it still doesn’t mean guilt.
Convicted: This means a person has been found guilty of a crime, either through a trial (by a judge or jury) or by pleading guilty. A conviction happens after the legal process has run its course and guilt is officially determined.
Condemned: This typically refers to someone who has been sentenced to death after a conviction (in places where the death penalty exists). It’s a specific outcome of sentencing, not just a finding of guilt. More broadly, it can also mean strong disapproval, but in a legal sense, it’s tied to capital punishment.
yeah mad that
hello chaps
refuse to believe a single bloke has ever came hands free by shoving things up his arse
thank 'gpt
Mind once a yank posted a screenshot of a (you) he had gotten years prior
lads someone go in the kitchen and grab me one of my bananas
sacked tranny looks like THIS??
Okay what now
maybe you're thinking of philosophy tube
remember when spaki had a meltdown for 48 hours straight (no sleep) and he'd post the same thing every thread, every hour.
lionesses changing rooms sweaty aroma
tarrifs don't work
Yeah
Looks at Germany after it blocked english goods
Oh
The Irish
The blacks
The bloody pakistanis
Listening to Educating Ricky.
No she's a jew
lsniffing eah williamson sweaty footy kit
optimal accuracy ratio achieved
It is genuinely mental how confusing foreigners find the fact that we're a Country made up of four Nations, just cannot wrap their head around it.
The Irish took our side during the Southport riots
The 19th century is over, all white men must be united against the common brown
phwoar
why is google forcing me to scroll past AI before i can get to the real answer
was just saying that to the lads down the pub
Imran Hameed the chancer
She's of English and Irish descent Rorke, give it a rest please.
yeah?
hello catyank
Did an irl you see post today lads
No it isn't
All of Africa, South America, Canada, Scandinavia, Russia, China, India, Indonesia et al. are like that
You're "foreigners" only include western Europe and the us
The globalists are a far more threatening presence to the survival of the Irish people than the Crown ever was
irish, welsh, scots and london easy peasy
america has gone insane
I didn't say every single foreigner now did I smart lad?
Hayfeverberg got me on the ropes
Imagine being allergic to grass, state of it
loooool
heathermongo turbomindraped by netflix slop and april fools jokes
oh my days
No but you're post excludes 95% of foreigners as known to the UK population so it's ignorant and idiotic
dis nibba sneezing at leafs
ello
got mental health because i thought about the last kingdom and how much me and the ex gf enjoyed watching it together and how much I miss her and now im just sat all alone in my smelly childhood bedroom and she’s probably out getting shagged by other men right now
you've been done
rorke spotted at the theatre
blgo on
cheer up arseling
Oh bore off
gay porn screaming in a n'ggers face
just dont think about her
have you seen vikings
heathermongo
turbomindraped
netflix
the trifecta of foolishness
this the ex gf of 3.5 years is it?
I wish I were link or cloud
remember
Get on the PIP and get yourself a nice new beemer for free lad
Might get 8 hours sleep
Nice little treat
was a covid era relationship mate, doomed to fail right from the start
grow up
dont think im capable of love
Daft Punk is playing at my house. My house.
I took study Deanoism
she could be shagged by other women didn't think about that old bean rorke
shoo shoo stinky monkeys!!
must be nice to be a deano with no worries
rorke's castle
my £5 earphones struggling to pump tinny music into my prolapsed earholes
why did this post get 10 replies
so you're saying it's a bad idea to buy a car from a man named imran
just don't worry about them x
deanos get mental health too lads x
getting the badge in
what are some worries of yours?
i bet it's not that serious
how old are you really
howling at all these (you)’s
they are so fucking fit lads
tinnitusberg doing me in
unpeel it and stick it down my throat
screaming
health
wealth
relationships
ignorance is bliss
Lol facts
Starmer is an ineffectual man.
I actually quite liked Cameron. Sexually.
deano has plenty of worries, i know them. deano has the same worries you do.
Look up the Thai massage parlours in your local area and see what the Google reviews are
If it's entirely men posting then you know what's what
yeah but he doesn't worry about them
oi oi
my mate is balding and he knows it and he's that depressed by it I don't even have the heart to make fun of him for it
can tell it's really getting him down
Diego was the Christopher Biggins of /brit/
aha me when I'm hungover lookin at the dominos menu ahaaaa xxxxxx
ktimmers
Farting it up in the smelly childhood bedroom
how old is he?
wahey slags slags slags
umm, is this real?
SO IF YOU'RE LONELY
33
but looks dont matter haha xx
could have been worse, at least he had good 20's
Lovely Asian ladies
oof
I tried to tell him this, but I think hearing that from someone with no balding at all doesn't mean anything to him.
Dailymail's doing reddit-tier fake stories now?
there's always plugs
only for 129 years lad
anime fit corrrrr
so this is rorke
I think there’s been a rape up there!