/cum/ - canada usa mexico
/cum/ - canada usa mexico
need a thicc booty asian gf to demean me and take my loads
BEER OR WINE
HELP ME, /cum/
the world rests on the back of an elephant, who is standing on a turtle
beer unless you have a particular pairing. beer works well on its own. wine compliments certain dishes well
dude kinda looks like an older JD vance
That little Asian woman mogs Vance's wife HARD
Y'all niggas living on discworld
wine
what kind?
*take chad's loads while you throb in your cage
Jason post dick already come on
red
ok but what kind of red?
Wine
Beer makes you fat and gross
red blend? thats what it says on the label
i remember reading that boxed wine has the best alcohol-to-price ratio but that shit sounds gross
blend
grim.
id go for the wine THOEVER. beer will not get me drunk
I had some called bota box that was pretty good. I'd get it again. It apparently keeps longer as well
Turtle wow is halfway done direct downloading again. If it fails again I'm gonna stop trying.
No, I'd only post it in private for my femboyfriend or gf.
boxed wine tastes AWFUL but yah, its cheap
This is literally me right now but it's a dog instead of a cat
ive seen this picture dozens of times and im just now realizing that this isnt actually jd vance
How would you feel if someone leaked it
it's mainly the fact that it's stored in a plastic bag inside the box that makes me not want to drink it
Pouring wine from a leather pouch like the olden days
post doggo
Liquor
I always bully the sexo poster and then feel really bad after
If my SO leaked my dick pic that'd be a relationship ending violation of trust and I might be too hurt to do so, but I might even sue them or press charges or whatever state law has to repair damage done by revenge porn and whatnot
I dont have any liqour
my parents didn't raise me right and i suppose their parents didn't raise them right and so on
Rate the hard liquor youve had
Good rum > Irish whisky > good tequila > bourbon > scotch > bad rum >>>> bad tequila
I want to try some gin or vodka eventually. Want to get more into clear liqours
rum is probably the best tasting i've had but i like vodka because you can mix it with anything
why yes, i do have a gf. how did you know?
for me, its Vodka and lemonade
The best mix I've ever had was monkey shoulder scotch with sweetened iced tea
why the mongolian flag though
from the steppe to the yellow sea, mongolia will be free
he's probably mongolian
If she doesn’t respond to my rose I’m killing myself
i always thought steppe was pronounced as step-ie
There are plenty of fish in the sea anon
just ate a half gallon of ice cream
what flavor
I'm sorry for bullying you sexo poster
Assuming it's you
don't matter cause we don't have steppes in this country
I ate taco bell and got a frappuccino but I'm going to try to hike it off tomorrow
Interracial marriage is an indicator of a true chud, no I will not elaborate
post chunes, fellow /drunks/
whats the difference between plains and a steppe
i deserve to suffer and i accept it
wot?
when a girl farts while bending over
cant drink until easter
Are you the sexo poster
will the real truecel please stand up
pussy
who is that?
how often do you cum?
Quite fond of this flag
I avoid drinking during lent.
talk to dad after not speaking to him for a while
laughs after I say something
"you know who you sound like, anon? you sound just like my dad. It's crazy. you sound just like him."
SHORT ANON
AND THE CATS IN THE CRADLE WITH THE SILVER SPOOOON
LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN IN THE MOON
WHEN YOU COMIN HOME DAD I DONT KNOW WHEN
BUT WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN
YOU KNOW WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN
I'm not him.
moobies are still red from derma rolling
hope it helps a lot with loose skin
You are the serbian on a vpn
nope
youtube.com
OH MY GOD ITS A MIRAGE
IM TELLIN ALL Y'ALL ITS SABOTAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Gonna get some Tacky Bell slop. my lower back and body hurts like crazy from gym and work, so i figure i need the protein
Me = cute
this is how it should be the med gets the nord woman she has fairer skin than him and blue eyes
35 years ago, the city with the highest median wage for workers under 35 was Flint, Michigan
you need some BITCHES, niggaaaaaaa
35 35
Illuminati
All my jackets shrank very slightly from drying. Ive worn them all for years
God needs to teleport a 9mm bullet into my brain right now
My country is declaring it a national emergency that we cannot shelter all the indians coming in
To help solve this emergency we will bring in more indians, including their elderly parents in much larger numbers
Obongo
the elderly jeets will help build huts while the young jeets are out delivering ubereats
turtle wow download failed again
I HOPE YOU GET CARPET BOMBED YOU FUCKIMG WHORE SHENNA
FUCK I just farted and it was fucking rancid!
gayson getting cucked by shitty downloads
kek
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Trade offer
You receive:
All of our high skilled doctors and engineers from india
We receive:
All Latinas under the age of 30, regardless of economic utility
Weird to think when i download an image the image shot through the air through waves straight into my computer or something
The internet is not real
it's a series of tubes
Computers are 100% magic and stuff like "binary code" are just lies used to cover up the fact they're actually magic.
latinas are non negotiable you can have all black queens under the age of 30 instead
This shit is literally magic. Nerds will say they understand how it works but if you keep asking "how" repeatedly, you HAVE to end up with magic. I feel like this is really obvious but people just resist it because they don't want to feel stupid or question their own materialism
youtube.com
POST CHUNES, YOU NANCY GIRLS
You will supply us with fresh big tiddy latinas OR WE WILL SIMPLY TAKE THEM.
I download viruses
Bug chaser
Ripped a massive juicy fart into my mattress.
Describe the smell?
any hungry bottom in?
Fairly pungent, somewhere between hard boiled eggs and peat moss. A hint of chocolate, aromatic for sure but not offensive. Like the lingering scent of a nice cigar the morning after a party.
N
*shits on the stage and throws it in your face*
I'm a good boy
youtube.com
OFFICIAL thread theme
This is me
how many GBpoints you got saved up?
Do you think you could take on a puma alone /cum/?
youtu.be
being a steam deck chad is so comfy
Spinny laughed at 2 of my jokes so I've been racking them up
Imagine eating this good.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn he fucked that thing up
I GO EMULATION
come downstairs
alright mr. moneybags
need a 40mm shotgun for home defense
This is you
My phallic organ is engorged once again, chums
This is the actual thread theme.
youtu.be
nah i have my nice room and bed to game in which im lucky to have. that looks more like the average weed smoker or alcohol drinker
Nothing stopping you from pronouncing it that way
I'm apolitical.
You think like a consoomer. the point wasn't about the kind or quality of the things you own....
I push the button and the little man swings his sword as if he were really me
Bing Bing wahoo!
I was about to post my shaved legs to BTFO the fat guy in the battlestation thread on Anon Babble but it just 404d, oh well.
Eastern Montana
need to be dead a long time ago
Listening to Dire Dire Docks and farting into my mattress again. This last one's not quite as pungent, little bit lighter and fruitier if I do say so myself (I do).
I push the button and the little man swings his sword as if he were really me
Bing Bing wahoo!
I was about to post my shaved legs to BTFO the fat guy in the battlestation thread on Anon Babble but it just 404d, oh well.
Momberg says I need to stop being so "cavalier" with my finances
dadberg is freaking out about the stock market
Ktim
Momberg should've been less cavalier with her womb
Throw momberg some hundred dolla bills that should shut that bitch up
same, his 401k lost 10 grand but he says he trusts the plan
The dinner
any girls here want to cam?
do you like this song?
Vegetables overcooked
Cheese undercooked
is the bowl on the left for your pet rabbit
this is suicide inducing holy fuckin shit
Mom knows best!
being homeless as a young person might be fun
over 30 not so much
ryhu król
youtu.be
The vegetables are from a microwavable frozen bag
The sandwiches are supposed to be cold
It's for me, "Seasoned Asian Medley"
I'm actually very excited to eat this
Cheddar pringles plus turkey plus cheddar cheese is a great combo
chips on sandwiches is cringe
Not really
It's boring, and pretty much anyone willing to interact with you is a potential threat.
Weird how all that I am is my thoughts, but all the connective tissue, blood, sperm in the testes is also me but from the pov of my own abstract thought it is not me as only the internal dialogue can really be considered yourself,
or something idk
Why should we move our manufacturing to other countries exactly?
getting tons of upvotes on reddit today
Cheaper
You are a soul inside of a body anon
this is pretentious faggot shit that libtards love to dwell on instead of doing something productive
build a wall or paint a room or something you fuckin fairy
Found out why the battlestation thread 404d. It had a Nintendo OP.
lol
Cheese should be cooked.
You should put frozen veggies in a pot of water just to defrost and simmer so they are moist and firm.
t. Expert chef
this is pretentious faggot shit that libtards love to dwell on
Nothing in my post has anything to do with politics you braindead nigger cattle
Dualism is for midwits. it's just an illusion made by the fact that from your own pov you can perceive your body as separate from your own internal thinking dialogue, but that's just an illusion
Damn this picture may as well be an image of a mirror because that's what it was to me
I think it's time for me to make some changes... *counting crows start playing*
so she said yeah what's the problem baby *montage of me applying for a job, meeting a cute girl and some other stupid shit*
build a wall or paint a room or something you fuckin fairy
That's shit NPCs do to avoid dwelling on metaphysics
Soon you'll be on your death bed wishing you had thought more about it
being a libtard isn't inherently political, nice freudian slip tho
it's herpes
Well not a pot of water, just a bit on the bottom to simmer and steam them a little. Enough depth to submerge a piece of broccoli basically.
gods gift to sex havers
nice freudian slip tho
Midwit phrase. unless i slipped in something about mommy-fucking there was no freudian slip
nope the soul is real. explain how i was still able to have thoughts while my brain was bleeding
miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
you got found out
Soon you'll be on your death bed wishing you had thought more about it
Thinking about it won't stop you from dying
Wish biz had flags. Pretty sure it's being flooded by Europeans larping as American liberals.
he never knew you
you don't know what you're talking about
trump is taxing my japanese imports. what the fuck
I'm a virgin still and never kissed
I used my boss's chapstick when she wasn't at work and got cold sores for the first time ever
oh trust me i do
death
Fuck you rich people AND NO TO CANADA AND ESPECIALLY TO MEXICO!
it's joever
alright i'm convinced.
how do i join your cult?
Part of your brain was still active likely the part that controls language. Unless you were completely brain dead, it's not proof of anything
Your turn, explain Phineas Gage. How is there a soul when we have examples of people's entire personality changing dramatically after a brain injury?
I would unironically, sincerely, with no irony, kill to have middle or left be my wife.
OFF THE FLORIDA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeys
theres a place called kokomo
thats where you wanna go TO GET AWAY FORM IT ALL
crazy how he mentions port-au-prince in that song
I already masturbated. I can't masturbate again today, fuck you
Someone call Master Chef, I think we have a new contestant
you want to goon
It can make you more aware of what comes after
jfc monke brain stimulated
women aren't worth it right
tendies get the rope
one last breath comes on
AHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
You can literally see the one with the smallest tits is least excited to be there and the one with the biggest tits is the happiest
i'm not a tendie moron
We would have space colonies on mars by now if we weren't so distracted by our monke brains making us focus on milkers and vaginas...
i like gooning as much as the next man but objectively speaking imagine the utopia we'd live in without sexual desire
eating stale chips and drinking, as god intended
She knows she's face and body mogged
Depends what you mean by worth it
Do you need normgroid approval? Are you obsessed with not being a genetic dead end? Do you think sex feels better than jerking off to porn? Then yes it's worth it.
the lads
When you point out that other countries sometimes have really high tariff rates on U.S. products, you get told
well, of course they have to do that to protect those industries
Long in tooth and soul
Longing for another win
imagine living on Mars with its naturally lower gravity, we could have 300lbs wives with 38F milkers and they could move around so much more easily
imagine their giant boobas moving in low-G environment yum yum yum cooooooooooom
Great tits, ugly face
boobs too big
300lbs wives
Lower gravity doesnt mean lower smells
I've always said the best thing about losing your virginity is being able to then devalue it.
Love is awesome but very rare
Meant to reply to
Not the body mogged guy lol
the autistic canadian politics guy looks the same as the autistic canadian train guy
gay
wouldsuckle/10
hopefully it makes them more pungent
pondering the aroma as we speak...
lol
If every violent man was given a personal titcow, world peace would be instantaneous
Kikes could do this easily but they wont..
this bitch obese
She does that on purpose and wants to fuck a student
anyone that disrespects leafland in front of me will face my sword
disgusting pervert trying to attract little boys
nooooo that would be terrrriibbbblleee
oh my lord look at that behind
There are plenty of violent men who have ample access to large boobs, yet they still kill.
i wound enter into contractual slavery
The kings pact binds them
More Democrats voted against NAFTA than Republicans.
too many gay niggaz in /cum/, janny should've cleared you fagolas out during the pr0n raid
When I was in high school I used to fantasize in my head about going to Heaven, and in my mind Heaven let me live any fantasy I wanted, so my fantasy was all of my hot female teachers seducing me in their classrooms
ankles too fat
She can't wipe properly
Anyone else getting upload failed errors today? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that's where I come in
No but my captchas weren't loading earlier
Could land a plane on my forehead
Redpill me on Fresno, California
nigga got a fivehead
I can't post pictures from PC nor links which means I can't condescend anyone with reaction images. I fucking HATE this site
i want to buy a motorcycle but im afraid of getting splattered
rubbing dogs
momberg: "I guess I have to get down on all fours and shake my ass to get your attention"
not even people living in fresno want to live in fresno
You shouldn't ride a motorcycle if you're smart enough to realize how dangerous they are.
Your mom sounds like fun
rub your mom bro
is your mom a huwhite woman, by chance?
Jason's mom is cool and his mom will treat you right
I can't let my cat outdoors. What should I release inside my house for him to hunt? I want him to get to experience the thrill of the kill
just use toys and simulate hunting then give him a treat afterwards!
No! I shall not be letting my companion be a soycat.
a baby
it looks cool THOUGH
I am not attracted to my mother. I can appreciate the Form of "mother" but the woman who is my mother is not someone I view romantically or sexually.
Nobody even asked about that, freudy boy
They were absolutely implying sexual things in all three replies.
i was making fun of you for using the word rub
Yes about me, not about you
Anyways tell us more about her
then give him a treat afterwards!
No just make sure you let him win sometimes and he bites down on the toy. If he does this then the reward chemicals are being released.
you said your mom wanted to shake her ass in front of the dog, what was I SUPPOSED to take away from that?
drinking jameson
Prefer tullamore dew
You can't own AKs and you're talmbout "Timmy used a verb"
No.
Are you illiterate? She was speaking to ME, because she desires my filial affection and I am generally reserved and I was rubbing the dog and showing affection to it and she posited, tongue in cheek, that perhaps she ought to emulate the behaviour of the dogs, probably completely oblivious to the possible sexual implications of her statement.
WHAT A LIFE
sorry you can't handle a gentle ribbing
Are you illiterate? She was speaking to ME, because she desires my filial affection and I am generally reserved and I was rubbing the dog and showing affection to it and she posited, tongue in cheek, that perhaps she ought to emulate the behaviour of the dogs, probably completely oblivious to the possible sexual implications of her statement.
Are you illiterate? She was speaking to ME, because she desires my filial affection and I am generally reserved and I was rubbing the dog and showing affection to it and she posited, tongue in cheek, that perhaps she ought to emulate the behaviour of the dogs, probably completely oblivious to the possible sexual implications of her statement.
Are you illiterate? She was speaking to ME, because she desires my filial affection and I am generally reserved and I was rubbing the dog and showing affection to it and she posited, tongue in cheek, that perhaps she ought to emulate the behaviour of the dogs, probably completely oblivious to the possible sexual implications of her statement.
Just won a debate.
that your mom has sex with dogs? uh...congrats
Anons mom is down horrendous
Catberg does NOT like his medicine
cruella devil
cruella devil
she's jason's mom
and she likes to fuck dogs
just got here did i miss any hot internet debates
Jason's mom
Has got it going on
N
once again won bigly bettin on baseball