/cum/ - canada usa mexico

/cum/ - canada usa mexico

need a thicc booty asian gf to demean me and take my loads

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BEER OR WINE
HELP ME, /cum/

the world rests on the back of an elephant, who is standing on a turtle

beer unless you have a particular pairing. beer works well on its own. wine compliments certain dishes well

dude kinda looks like an older JD vance

That little Asian woman mogs Vance's wife HARD

Y'all niggas living on discworld

wine

what kind?

*take chad's loads while you throb in your cage

Jason post dick already come on

red

ok but what kind of red?

Wine
Beer makes you fat and gross

red blend? thats what it says on the label

i remember reading that boxed wine has the best alcohol-to-price ratio but that shit sounds gross

blend

grim.

id go for the wine THOEVER. beer will not get me drunk

I had some called bota box that was pretty good. I'd get it again. It apparently keeps longer as well

Turtle wow is halfway done direct downloading again. If it fails again I'm gonna stop trying.

No, I'd only post it in private for my femboyfriend or gf.

boxed wine tastes AWFUL but yah, its cheap

This is literally me right now but it's a dog instead of a cat

ive seen this picture dozens of times and im just now realizing that this isnt actually jd vance

How would you feel if someone leaked it

it's mainly the fact that it's stored in a plastic bag inside the box that makes me not want to drink it

Pouring wine from a leather pouch like the olden days

post doggo

Liquor

I always bully the sexo poster and then feel really bad after

If my SO leaked my dick pic that'd be a relationship ending violation of trust and I might be too hurt to do so, but I might even sue them or press charges or whatever state law has to repair damage done by revenge porn and whatnot

I dont have any liqour

my parents didn't raise me right and i suppose their parents didn't raise them right and so on

Rate the hard liquor youve had
Good rum > Irish whisky > good tequila > bourbon > scotch > bad rum >>>> bad tequila
I want to try some gin or vodka eventually. Want to get more into clear liqours

rum is probably the best tasting i've had but i like vodka because you can mix it with anything

why yes, i do have a gf. how did you know?

for me, its Vodka and lemonade

The best mix I've ever had was monkey shoulder scotch with sweetened iced tea

why the mongolian flag though

from the steppe to the yellow sea, mongolia will be free

he's probably mongolian

If she doesn’t respond to my rose I’m killing myself

i always thought steppe was pronounced as step-ie

There are plenty of fish in the sea anon

just ate a half gallon of ice cream

what flavor

I'm sorry for bullying you sexo poster
Assuming it's you

don't matter cause we don't have steppes in this country

I ate taco bell and got a frappuccino but I'm going to try to hike it off tomorrow

Interracial marriage is an indicator of a true chud, no I will not elaborate

i deserve to suffer and i accept it

wot?

when a girl farts while bending over

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cant drink until easter

Are you the sexo poster

will the real truecel please stand up

pussy

who is that?

how often do you cum?

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I avoid drinking during lent.

talk to dad after not speaking to him for a while

laughs after I say something

"you know who you sound like, anon? you sound just like my dad. It's crazy. you sound just like him."

SHORT ANON

AND THE CATS IN THE CRADLE WITH THE SILVER SPOOOON
LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN IN THE MOON
WHEN YOU COMIN HOME DAD I DONT KNOW WHEN
BUT WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN
YOU KNOW WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME THEN

I'm not him.

moobies are still red from derma rolling

hope it helps a lot with loose skin

You are the serbian on a vpn

nope

Gonna get some Tacky Bell slop. my lower back and body hurts like crazy from gym and work, so i figure i need the protein

Me = cute

this is how it should be the med gets the nord woman she has fairer skin than him and blue eyes

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35 years ago, the city with the highest median wage for workers under 35 was Flint, Michigan

you need some BITCHES, niggaaaaaaa

35 35

Illuminati

All my jackets shrank very slightly from drying. Ive worn them all for years
God needs to teleport a 9mm bullet into my brain right now

My country is declaring it a national emergency that we cannot shelter all the indians coming in
To help solve this emergency we will bring in more indians, including their elderly parents in much larger numbers

Obongo

the elderly jeets will help build huts while the young jeets are out delivering ubereats

turtle wow download failed again

I HOPE YOU GET CARPET BOMBED YOU FUCKIMG WHORE SHENNA

FUCK I just farted and it was fucking rancid!

gayson getting cucked by shitty downloads

kek

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart

Trade offer
You receive:
All of our high skilled doctors and engineers from india
We receive:
All Latinas under the age of 30, regardless of economic utility

Weird to think when i download an image the image shot through the air through waves straight into my computer or something
The internet is not real

it's a series of tubes

Computers are 100% magic and stuff like "binary code" are just lies used to cover up the fact they're actually magic.

latinas are non negotiable you can have all black queens under the age of 30 instead

This shit is literally magic. Nerds will say they understand how it works but if you keep asking "how" repeatedly, you HAVE to end up with magic. I feel like this is really obvious but people just resist it because they don't want to feel stupid or question their own materialism

You will supply us with fresh big tiddy latinas OR WE WILL SIMPLY TAKE THEM.

I download viruses

Bug chaser

Ripped a massive juicy fart into my mattress.

Describe the smell?

any hungry bottom in?

Fairly pungent, somewhere between hard boiled eggs and peat moss. A hint of chocolate, aromatic for sure but not offensive. Like the lingering scent of a nice cigar the morning after a party.

N

I'm a good boy

This is me

how many GBpoints you got saved up?

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Do you think you could take on a puma alone /cum/?
youtu.be/okuY_y4xfQg

being a steam deck chad is so comfy

Spinny laughed at 2 of my jokes so I've been racking them up

Imagine eating this good.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn he fucked that thing up

I GO EMULATION

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come downstairs

alright mr. moneybags

need a 40mm shotgun for home defense

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This is you

My phallic organ is engorged once again, chums

This is the actual thread theme.
youtu.be/tjyCtwc_vgo

nah i have my nice room and bed to game in which im lucky to have. that looks more like the average weed smoker or alcohol drinker

Nothing stopping you from pronouncing it that way

I'm apolitical.

You think like a consoomer. the point wasn't about the kind or quality of the things you own....

I push the button and the little man swings his sword as if he were really me
Bing Bing wahoo!

I was about to post my shaved legs to BTFO the fat guy in the battlestation thread on Anon Babble but it just 404d, oh well.

Eastern Montana

need to be dead a long time ago

Listening to Dire Dire Docks and farting into my mattress again. This last one's not quite as pungent, little bit lighter and fruitier if I do say so myself (I do).

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I push the button and the little man swings his sword as if he were really me

Bing Bing wahoo!

I was about to post my shaved legs to BTFO the fat guy in the battlestation thread on Anon Babble but it just 404d, oh well.

Momberg says I need to stop being so "cavalier" with my finances

dadberg is freaking out about the stock market

Ktim

Momberg should've been less cavalier with her womb

Throw momberg some hundred dolla bills that should shut that bitch up

same, his 401k lost 10 grand but he says he trusts the plan

The dinner

any girls here want to cam?

do you like this song?

Vegetables overcooked
Cheese undercooked

is the bowl on the left for your pet rabbit

this is suicide inducing holy fuckin shit

Mom knows best!

being homeless as a young person might be fun
over 30 not so much

The vegetables are from a microwavable frozen bag
The sandwiches are supposed to be cold
It's for me, "Seasoned Asian Medley"
I'm actually very excited to eat this
Cheddar pringles plus turkey plus cheddar cheese is a great combo

chips on sandwiches is cringe

Not really
It's boring, and pretty much anyone willing to interact with you is a potential threat.

Weird how all that I am is my thoughts, but all the connective tissue, blood, sperm in the testes is also me but from the pov of my own abstract thought it is not me as only the internal dialogue can really be considered yourself,
or something idk

Why should we move our manufacturing to other countries exactly?

getting tons of upvotes on reddit today

Cheaper

You are a soul inside of a body anon

this is pretentious faggot shit that libtards love to dwell on instead of doing something productive

build a wall or paint a room or something you fuckin fairy

Found out why the battlestation thread 404d. It had a Nintendo OP.

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lol

Cheese should be cooked.
You should put frozen veggies in a pot of water just to defrost and simmer so they are moist and firm.
t. Expert chef

this is pretentious faggot shit that libtards love to dwell on

Nothing in my post has anything to do with politics you braindead nigger cattle
Dualism is for midwits. it's just an illusion made by the fact that from your own pov you can perceive your body as separate from your own internal thinking dialogue, but that's just an illusion

Damn this picture may as well be an image of a mirror because that's what it was to me
I think it's time for me to make some changes... *counting crows start playing*
so she said yeah what's the problem baby *montage of me applying for a job, meeting a cute girl and some other stupid shit*

build a wall or paint a room or something you fuckin fairy

That's shit NPCs do to avoid dwelling on metaphysics
Soon you'll be on your death bed wishing you had thought more about it

being a libtard isn't inherently political, nice freudian slip tho

it's herpes

Well not a pot of water, just a bit on the bottom to simmer and steam them a little. Enough depth to submerge a piece of broccoli basically.

gods gift to sex havers

nice freudian slip tho

Midwit phrase. unless i slipped in something about mommy-fucking there was no freudian slip

nope the soul is real. explain how i was still able to have thoughts while my brain was bleeding

miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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you got found out

Soon you'll be on your death bed wishing you had thought more about it

Thinking about it won't stop you from dying

Wish biz had flags. Pretty sure it's being flooded by Europeans larping as American liberals.

he never knew you

you don't know what you're talking about

trump is taxing my japanese imports. what the fuck

I'm a virgin still and never kissed
I used my boss's chapstick when she wasn't at work and got cold sores for the first time ever

oh trust me i do

death

Fuck you rich people AND NO TO CANADA AND ESPECIALLY TO MEXICO!

it's joever

alright i'm convinced.

how do i join your cult?

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Part of your brain was still active likely the part that controls language. Unless you were completely brain dead, it's not proof of anything
Your turn, explain Phineas Gage. How is there a soul when we have examples of people's entire personality changing dramatically after a brain injury?

I would unironically, sincerely, with no irony, kill to have middle or left be my wife.

OFF THE FLORIDA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeys
theres a place called kokomo
thats where you wanna go TO GET AWAY FORM IT ALL

crazy how he mentions port-au-prince in that song

I already masturbated. I can't masturbate again today, fuck you

Someone call Master Chef, I think we have a new contestant

you want to goon

It can make you more aware of what comes after

jfc monke brain stimulated

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women aren't worth it right

tendies get the rope

one last breath comes on

AHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT

You can literally see the one with the smallest tits is least excited to be there and the one with the biggest tits is the happiest

i'm not a tendie moron

We would have space colonies on mars by now if we weren't so distracted by our monke brains making us focus on milkers and vaginas...
i like gooning as much as the next man but objectively speaking imagine the utopia we'd live in without sexual desire

eating stale chips and drinking, as god intended

She knows she's face and body mogged

Depends what you mean by worth it

Do you need normgroid approval? Are you obsessed with not being a genetic dead end? Do you think sex feels better than jerking off to porn? Then yes it's worth it.

When you point out that other countries sometimes have really high tariff rates on U.S. products, you get told

well, of course they have to do that to protect those industries

Long in tooth and soul
Longing for another win

imagine living on Mars with its naturally lower gravity, we could have 300lbs wives with 38F milkers and they could move around so much more easily

imagine their giant boobas moving in low-G environment yum yum yum cooooooooooom

Great tits, ugly face

boobs too big

300lbs wives

Lower gravity doesnt mean lower smells

I've always said the best thing about losing your virginity is being able to then devalue it.
Love is awesome but very rare

Meant to reply to
Not the body mogged guy lol

gay
wouldsuckle/10
hopefully it makes them more pungent

pondering the aroma as we speak...

lol

If every violent man was given a personal titcow, world peace would be instantaneous
Kikes could do this easily but they wont..

this bitch obese

She does that on purpose and wants to fuck a student

anyone that disrespects leafland in front of me will face my sword

disgusting pervert trying to attract little boys

oh my lord look at that behind

There are plenty of violent men who have ample access to large boobs, yet they still kill.

i wound enter into contractual slavery

The kings pact binds them

More Democrats voted against NAFTA than Republicans.

too many gay niggaz in /cum/, janny should've cleared you fagolas out during the pr0n raid

When I was in high school I used to fantasize in my head about going to Heaven, and in my mind Heaven let me live any fantasy I wanted, so my fantasy was all of my hot female teachers seducing me in their classrooms

ankles too fat

She can't wipe properly

Anyone else getting upload failed errors today? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that's where I come in

No but my captchas weren't loading earlier

Could land a plane on my forehead

Redpill me on Fresno, California

nigga got a fivehead

I can't post pictures from PC nor links which means I can't condescend anyone with reaction images. I fucking HATE this site

i want to buy a motorcycle but im afraid of getting splattered

rubbing dogs

momberg: "I guess I have to get down on all fours and shake my ass to get your attention"

not even people living in fresno want to live in fresno

You shouldn't ride a motorcycle if you're smart enough to realize how dangerous they are.

Your mom sounds like fun

rub your mom bro

is your mom a huwhite woman, by chance?

Jason's mom is cool and his mom will treat you right

I can't let my cat outdoors. What should I release inside my house for him to hunt? I want him to get to experience the thrill of the kill

just use toys and simulate hunting then give him a treat afterwards!

No! I shall not be letting my companion be a soycat.

a baby

it looks cool THOUGH

I am not attracted to my mother. I can appreciate the Form of "mother" but the woman who is my mother is not someone I view romantically or sexually.

Nobody even asked about that, freudy boy

They were absolutely implying sexual things in all three replies.

i was making fun of you for using the word rub

Yes about me, not about you
Anyways tell us more about her

then give him a treat afterwards!

No just make sure you let him win sometimes and he bites down on the toy. If he does this then the reward chemicals are being released.

you said your mom wanted to shake her ass in front of the dog, what was I SUPPOSED to take away from that?

drinking jameson

Prefer tullamore dew

You can't own AKs and you're talmbout "Timmy used a verb"
No.
Are you illiterate? She was speaking to ME, because she desires my filial affection and I am generally reserved and I was rubbing the dog and showing affection to it and she posited, tongue in cheek, that perhaps she ought to emulate the behaviour of the dogs, probably completely oblivious to the possible sexual implications of her statement.

WHAT A LIFE

sorry you can't handle a gentle ribbing

Are you illiterate? She was speaking to ME, because she desires my filial affection and I am generally reserved and I was rubbing the dog and showing affection to it and she posited, tongue in cheek, that perhaps she ought to emulate the behaviour of the dogs, probably completely oblivious to the possible sexual implications of her statement.

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Are you illiterate? She was speaking to ME, because she desires my filial affection and I am generally reserved and I was rubbing the dog and showing affection to it and she posited, tongue in cheek, that perhaps she ought to emulate the behaviour of the dogs, probably completely oblivious to the possible sexual implications of her statement.

Are you illiterate? She was speaking to ME, because she desires my filial affection and I am generally reserved and I was rubbing the dog and showing affection to it and she posited, tongue in cheek, that perhaps she ought to emulate the behaviour of the dogs, probably completely oblivious to the possible sexual implications of her statement.

Just won a debate.

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that your mom has sex with dogs? uh...congrats

Anons mom is down horrendous

Catberg does NOT like his medicine

cruella devil
cruella devil
she's jason's mom
and she likes to fuck dogs

just got here did i miss any hot internet debates

Jason's mom
Has got it going on

N

once again won bigly bettin on baseball