/brit/

Funny edition

the brit meetup

Sir Gary Economics
Get the niggers taxed

/brit/ more like /shit/ haha

Is this, dare I say it, the thread?

i will be posting in the funny thread

Dale Carnegie? More like dale poo niggy

Food bites

might become a rapper

Parliament of floatdiscs just flew past my window

russian rappers be like

started from crimea now we here

detects from the filename or something

don't think i'll be opening a single one of that little cretin's vocaroos

Charli XCX is Indian

cant understand a word besides 'ebon flow' (?)

Don't think you'd be intelligent enough to understand the humor anyways, inbred runt

real new

the american idea of "intelligent humor" is just getting shagged in the mouth by jerry seinfeld over and over and over and over

Ironically low IQ take, no worries though

they say you make beats because you can't rhyme

Not a joke, this is a serious post

boost

I ghost wrote rap god but the media won't tell you

That's an awfully hot coffee pot should I drop it on donald trump probly not

Today's my birthday lads

Too depressed to sleep
Also the flat above has the to on really loud

play whale songs or white noise even louder

Happy Birthday

How the fuck would that help me sleep?
Idiotic suggestion

IT'S RELAXING

there is no janny mongo

Bit 'phobic low brow satire :/

No it’s not. It’s just noise that will give me a headache. Fuck you guys for being unhelpful I’m going to close my eyes and hope for the best

Sweet dreams my love

JUST FUCKING RELAX ALRIGHT?

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!!!
Honestly same. Kind of in a weird mood paranoid out of it. I’ve run out of booze and coke. Have weed but don’t even want to smoke one. But I might anyway just anything to take me out of my mind for a while

Canada is a soy nation.
America is a vitalistic expanding proletarian nation.

Happy birthday friend

I'M TRYING TO DO TAI CHI

sure the anglo part is gay, that just goes with you lot
but queerbec could use some french schooling

might watch a bit of gay porn

was just saying this down the dojo

Get your gay penis out and get it fucking clobbered

solicitors should be punished a little bit

RIP

you were, were you

It's got half as many posts of here

What are you playing at

playing lichess rekking some noobs

In here

Ermm... krill yourself

I’ve had a sleeping pill as my final resort. Hopefully the psychological impact alone is enough to sleep but if not then it should have an effect in half an hour or so and I’ll try for 6-7 hours sleep. Your mental for doing coke and not having any proper come down drugs

Do some work bone idle you lot

sometimes I will have the odd day without antiperspirant to see if I really need it

turns out I do need it

Why are you so sweaty?

in fairness I was sitting in the sun for a good while yesterday, sweltering

grab em by the boipussy

got the spicy monster munch in

is borderlands ever not on sale

so, this is rorke

so, rorke this is