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thanks spinny
God the old was horrible
this will be a good thread
On the one hand, bed is the best. On the other, want to stay up.
Curious
Pussy lunch, strip club buffet
If he don't spend, I'm M.I.A
Pay my rent, throw it on my face
Big Mac pussy and a ass soufflé
Call an ambulance, this pussy's lethal
Call the police, this pussy's illegal
Pussy on a watch list, CIA
Married to the money, keep my maiden name, hey
nyc trip anon here
where do i go pick up some art hoes
Only thing keeping me awake for the last half of my watch. That and the horrible rocking
go to a show
tired + head hurts + still not drunk
I'm not genuinely trying to be hurtful, I just think being absurd is funny. Like when you're losing a video game and you tell the enemy "I'm going to rape and kill your entire family" that's just really funny because of how absurd and disproportionate it is.
I once sent a picture of my balls to someone over xbox. The internet is so cucked now, you get arrested for death threats in CS, you can't threaten to kill people irl(obviously a joke) or send pictures of your balls to strangers and have their parents sending you voice messages in response. There's a chilling effect on internet discourse, we can't just be ourselves because of smart phones and internet 2.0......
needs to be easier to die
I need to get drunk and high because I remember and I don’t want to remember anymore.
Girl huh
human body is too resilient
**hugs**
In a dumpster
This makes you horny af
there are some things which not even alcohol can obliterate from memory
death is the only cure
Just some painful memories anon
Thank you fren
there are some things which not even alcohol can obliterate from memory
fact check: false
total gooner death
i mean if you're actually blacked out then sure all sensation of anything is nonexistent
god help me I will try however
pussy drip pussy po-po-po-poppin
don't you feel like you're just living in the best time in history?
Spinster sit on my face
schizopoo drinks excessively on the weekends and spams cum with his unfunny, stupid drivel
bit lame, no wonder guy is a reddit tier incel
/cum/ is dead.
N
you now remember Summerfags
Same as it ever was
Last thread was abysmal and there's been all the pro-bed propaganda
it's 3:15AM.
12:16*
/cum/ is fine. A few users sperg about namefags who never seem to actually be here. There rest of us just post about how we’re getting drunk to run from our own minds. And sometimes a lovely anon posts a song. What more could you possibly need?
a girlfriend
en.m.wikipedia.org
I like this lad
well that'll never happen
like one of those gay ass "broadway" things??? with live actors?
oh hell no!
Ah, true. Oh well.
no
Wait, didn't Kramer and George tag team that Jamaican caretaker for the old guy with the record collection that George volunteered to hang out with for some reason?
sometimes i think about how weird i am. and i'm definitely weird. not weird enough to have ZERO friends, but most of my time is spent masking how weird my thinking and behavior really is..
drinking
french drinking to be exact
Okay lads, what are ye drinking? I’m having an Alpine Lager and hitting a funny little vape.
Desperados used to be french actually
but it got bought by Heineken
Are you still a bitch ass n word
still
you must mistake me for someone else.
but yes, as a matter of fact
heineken? fuck that shit!
PABST. BLUE. RIBBON.
Why are the majority women so financially retarded? Many of them aren't worth marriage because of this simple flaw
Now it’s dark
Money is a feeling
the first time i heard this song was playing alan wake
Aren't you the depressed Algerian
Oh cool. I’ve never played those games but they seem interesting.
no
I am white
I don't post here often
THAT'S A WHOPPAH!
That's a mood
Oh I played that game. I kinda forgot about it until now.
Yep, I'm on the bathroom floor again
everything was good except the cult stuff
That's a mood
Yeah I seem to remember liking a lot of the early character stuff but then losing interest toward the end.
treacle
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUCK!!!!! I FORGOT A MONTHLY PAYMENT
gooning rn with /cum/ on the second monitor
Need to put that shit on a calendar dawg
I love that webm
why are you so hairy?
It’s almost time for my bloodletting appointment.
Ominous post
canada anon we- erm, i will see you now
time for my poop appointment
I’m getting all my blood removed. It’s pretty cool I guess.
This suddenly popped into my head and i don't really care but unironically speaking, when did hating israel become so mainstream? Oct 24? Not Anon Babble b8 btw just wanna know the psyche of it, since it used to be edgy and right wing to contest israel's existence and say shit like
the idf kills/kneecaps innocent kids
open borders for israel
now even trannies and faggots are joining in, shit feels super gay now
Streetview in my city was updated last month
Time to peruse
Unironically when Elon bought twitter
Didn't they do one of their usual atrocities, and this time people noticed?
Can I do it?
libtards have never cared for israel either, stupid jew. look at roger waters for instance, it's very old and that's all you need to know. but for most of the left they simply view jews as white colonialists so that's why they hate the judens, cause they hate yt, simple as
oh my gahhhh!!!
Yeah sure, get after it big dawg
SHLLRRRRRRRPPPPPPPHPPHHHPPPPPP
mmhmm!
if i keep drinking i'm going to throw up *continues drinking*
That's another favorite of mine, gives me an uncanny, detached but still comforted feeling.
m.youtube.com
hmm this explains so much
the data-trackers on your youtube links are getting longer and longer
you think tyrone ever got it together?
Don't care
Holy shit I haven't seen this meme in like 12 years
why did you reply then
seems like a waste of time
Didn't ask
didn't ask what
Kino meme
i downloaded this from Anon Babble in 2008 and probably cried laughing at it
tyrone got some ZESTY ass handwriting
I have no value or worth, intrinsic or otherwise. My life is probably worth at most a McChicken
me too brother
in former times, we would have been assigned to a suicide mission in some sort of throwaway battalion
now we must rot
Hello my name is
Perception is subjective, what you call value is a choice.
incorrect
and
wrong
people aren’t dumping stocks because the grocery stores ran out of food and the internal combustion engine no longer works, they’re dumping because they can no longer buy B2B SaaS platforms at 750 times earnings and sell them to the next guy at 820 times earnings.
Just wanked it to some black queens
You're entitled to believe that, but I reject your reality.
750 and 820 are pretty cool numbers to be honest
stocks are fake and gay
Society isn't natural
it's understandable that you'd reject reality and live in a fantasy world, but that's only harmful to yourself.
foids lol
See, you've created a system of beliefs that only exist for you. You've greatest a picture of me that only exists for you, it isn't true to life.
NOT THE DAD BUT THE DAD WHO STEPPED UP
SIR YES SIR
I was going to write a journal but I’m scared
Thinking of going for an incelwalk around my local blasted heath, anyone want to come
I keep a journal but every time I check older entries they're always cringe and end up deleting them
of what
I'll be so happy to get my new speaker. My current one has problems charging – I actually got a warranty replacement because it stopped holding a charge. I've owned JBL products prior to my current speaker (the JBL Flip Essential) so it must be the model that's the problem if both the one I bought and the replacement have the same problem. I used to own a JBL Clip3 and it was fuckin awesome. Never buy the JBL Flip Essential!
heres the plan if we win the mid terms bugly:
impeach orange man
impeach vance
impeach mike johnson
rubio as president
My car is japanese (honda civic) and her machine spirit looks like this
obsessed with this pheno
Umm.. sexually?
The truth
Imagine if your nutsack was like a big water balloon
Legalize it mon
are you gonna go outside and play it outside?
Dinner’s ready
Hell yeah bruvva.
cool, which track is your favorite?
I’ve heard of gas stations and other businesses/institutions playing classical music to make vagrants and minorities go away. I wonder if this would work with a Bluetooth speaker on public transit
My first week on the job and I was fucking tired of an incident I had assigned. So I told the customer to give me a call. We debugged that shit hard. But my manager thought I was slacking and wanted to join. So he was impressed.
Don't Fear the Reaper.
Good idea! What genre of classical though?
well it pays the bills.. brb, taking my daughter to horse riding lessons
Happy 4:20!!! Ordered slop.
ZUNLI will be handling my order this morning :)
You should finger my asshole with your penis
Came up with a title for my new novel (a collab with chatgtp)
Death of the Skibidi Rizzler: A Funeral in Ohio
tooooooooooooooo corny
I need more
beer to be placed inside my body.
Wagner
nerdy white guy + south east asian wife
name a more iconic duo
Shan't be tipping by the way.
Why is this so true?
ZUNLI chimped out and bailed on me. Now ANGELITO will be delivering my food :)
cool track, you can blast it out, you have my permission
Damn i just ripped a mad fart, might need to visit the washroom lmao
OP's favorite
FUCK
lol
Ok phew
niggas make bad music even tho the most beautiful piano music ever made was improvised on the spot on a broken piano by a nigga
pray for my death
ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkk
meeting with BlackRock
I'm so fucking wasted, why?
pray to me sisters I don't say some stupid shit
I ended up having cheese & cracks, fuck it.
crack addict canadian
Had some of these with havarti, mwaj.
de amooooooooooooooooooor
es mmi negra pena
glad my camera and mic is off
lol
BROOOOOO
IM SO HIGH ON ALCOHOL RIGHT NOW MAN
ANYBODY ELSE DRINK ALCOHOL BRO??
BROOO IM SO HIGH IM SO GLAD NOBODY CAN SEE ME RIGHT NOW BROOOO DAAAAAMNNN MAN I NEED ANOTHER DRINK MAN IM GETTING THE SHAKES
LMAO
lol, thank God my manager loves me, I could even be drinking with the camer online and with the fund investors, but that's pushing it hard
Reading the Berenstein Bears
im so lonely ;_; uuuuu
It do be like that
Trump has been talking about these tariffs for like 40 years, much longer than some idiot drawing has...
Who is drawing what
idiot...
The only drawing in that picture is of Tokugawa which was drawn over 400 years ago
Ordered GAS.
bro talkin about people being DRAW 400 years ago
yeah okay buddy i was drawn over 6000 years ago retard idiot heres the proof
I would doubt you're actually immortal but you write & think like a retarded caveman so I believe you
I haven't fucking shower in 3 days
blackrock meetings pondering about their funds
niggas pondering about blackrock funds
one to one with managers
why the fuck am I not a neet?
oh yeah, I have a family to support
This post is a poem
This post is a poem
cheapest I can get is 7 grams of B buds for $50, you don't suffer
3 types of USA male
which are you?
Everyone ITT is tim tier
El twinko
very sus
She's gross looking dam
wow this changes everything
Chatted with a girl on Hinge for a few hours yesterday. It's currently quarter to 10 on Saturday morning. Is it too late to ask if she wants to meet up to get coffee this weekend? I feel like most people don't want to bother with a date on a Sunday so I'd basically be asking her if she's free today, which is pretty short notice. I just don't want to get to the work week when we're probably both busy for 5 days and have the conversation fizzle out.
Stop overthinking and ask her faggot
Why don't you just ask for next weekend?
ok... maybe I'll wait a bit longer to make sure she's awake
Because I've done that before and it didn't end well. I asked a girl if she wanted to get coffee but she was out of town, so we planned for the next weekend. We got to the day before the date, I asked her if she was still available, and she told me she'd made other plans. Apparently she expected me to keep texting her all throughout the week leading up to the date despite making no effort to text me back. Although I kinda think she just wasn't that interested and made up an excuse.
I look like this
imagine being a [nonwhite], and it means you are going to be obsessed with (blonde) white women your entire life, and then one day randomly you have a white girl standing in front of you. imagine you turn around and there is another. just minding your own business in life and doing whatever and then one day you peak. we really need to start locking up women in the house
GOOD. You don't deserve cheap weed.
women no longer find me attractive
Pretty soon blonde women will be extinct and none of this will matter. The only reminder of their previous existence will be Asian women larping as blondes with hair dye, skin lighteners, and contact lenses.
yeah man THIS YEAR blonde women will go "extinct". or THIS DECADE dude trust me its gonna happen
Stfu, Achmed.
going to go watch YT
Anon, there is literally no way for blonde people to exist outside of tiny isolated pockets with the current ethnic makeup of the world. There are over one and a half billion Indians alone. Forget Africans, Middle Eastern races, Asians, South Americans. There is statistically no way for recessive blonde hair/blue eyed genes to survive barring governments banning race mixing, which is obviously never going to happen.
be on internet (white invention)
go to white country
complain in white country on internet
about the white man
because women dont like you
peak nonwhite. this is 9/10 nonwhite people
evil ghoul yank
Not even racist but I'm so fucking glad to have been born a white person. The obsession other races have with white people seems like it would be miserable to have to live with. Like imagine being born Asian and having to live surrounded by Asian women who don't want to fuck you because they all want a white man, and not wanting to fuck the Asian women who are attracted to you because you want a white woman. Meanwhile every other race on the face of the earth is competing against you for those same white women. It sounds like a truly hellish existence.
god i love being white
white mans burden
i hate this filthy world get me outta here
im not good at putting things into words
or scatting
made one
extremely embarrassing post, this is like something my 65 year old uncle would like on Facebook
Based uncle
I know that feel. At this point I just ignore old entries and keep writing only because I suffer from hypergraphia. Whenever I try to read old stuff I wrote it just feels like whatever I was thinking back there doesn't matter anymore. I just have the need to be constantly putting my thoughts into paper. It's a mechanical. I really enjoy the act of writing in and by itself.
It's a mechanical thing
if we dont know (you dont unless you can prove it to yourself and think it through a bit), then we might as well say, where we assume that everyone in society or a chat room has a value. this to assign a value to each person when for when they want to talk. i dont mean "worth of a person" (dont care though) i mean the positive or negative cost/change for one person for talking to someone else, because if they are all ranked then you can sort their popularity and base it off that
if it is just a guess, or a theory, then it may as well be, or we might as well say, that basically it is not just a cost/profit for one person talking to another based on their value- but if that transfer happens, and another person starts to be more desirable from (even though it could also be multiplied or new value) their taking value then it is in the end when someone has this artificial value, probably because it is weak niggas thriving, or hard times, it will cause sort of an inflation event or trickle down event where it is diluted, so that or inflation
I’m deeply upset
For the new, sailing edish
My sailing photo mogs yours
LAYUP
thinking about living in a van
This will surely lead nowhere but fuck it
mid
cumsters be having androids and wonder why they don't get dates
It's nice but you can't really see the boat
Insane statement
Business idea:
Train a Greyhound racing dog to bite the other dogs so it has a tactical advantage in the race
i probably dont have a girlfriend becaue of Android
Kinda cute but I'm willing to bet it's a flattering photo. She's probably fat or something
Pornbrain retard
I wonder what women will do once an iPhone is $2500 in the USA
if they could price people out of a gf then blackrock wouldve done it already
It's not like they buy things cash. Thry'll just charge it and pay a few follars extra a month until the day they die
People just lease their phones now retard
thats the most average girl ive ever seen
She’s a high-grade mid
I wish i lived where you do then because she's an absurdity here
i need to lease a dog
tfw no spoon at nightime dog
gf
HP Stream is a good notebook even though notebooks suck
I'm just of the reasonable assumption that every other person owns a personal dildo. Most are, reasonably, discreet about it, so much that they'll reply to this post and say it's not true. I mean, it's kind of obvious from the way that people walk in public just after they had anally masturbated.
so you’re saying one in two people fucks themselves in the ass with a dildo. i personally have never done that so that leaves you pal
Why do Americans not want a good economy?
chudmomberg says shes not voting liberal
I'm just of the factual opinion that everyone else owns a Linux laptop. They are pretty humble about it though
it's more than that, virtually every woman does that, plus gay and bisexual men, while around 60% of straight men do it.
Everyone in /cum/ has sucked my dick theyre just rly humbl3 about it
you can mix water with a little bit of hot oil
theyre just rly humbl3 about it
Speak for yourself. I sucked that dick like I meant business and you kept calling me back for more.
Coworkers were all whining about their 401k
Good thing I never signed up for that scam and invested in precious metals instead
Got to acoomulate them sweet sweet raw earths
if you don't hold it you don't own it
long live my block we stay connected like some wifi
My mom was full on Poilievre until Carney became PM. She's kind of retarded. I think Carney reminds her of Obama, who she really liked.
i bet Chinese people dont eat that much spicy food in their spice eating contests between uncle. but actual chinese people not the country i dont know
My mom was full on Poilievre until Carney became PM.
most people irl honestly are saying this
literally a few days ago some boomers randomly started chanting for carney unironically at tim hortons
in fucking alberta in a conservative riding
it's so fucking over
might vote for the first time
for me I will never
I'm voting liberal for the first time
Always voted conservative since I could vote
the Chinese invented chickens so i doubt its not them putting something into the chickens to do this
Coworkers were all whining about their 401k
OH NO THAT THING I HAVE ZERO CONTROL OVER WENT DOWN INSTEAD OF UP
THEY SAID IT WOULD GO UP
REEEEEEEEEE
yeah gonna ask momberg to take me with her so i can vote liberal
Turned 18 in 2012.
Voted NDP in 2015.
Voted Conservative in 2019.
Voted Conservative in 2021.
Will be voting Conservative again in 2025.
this nigga about to go 0-3
Don't you mean 0-4
NDP doesn't count
All my friends are becoming prison gay
N
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FUCK
good job retard
when you cook mushrooms the water comes out so maybe you could get the water under hot oil and boil them fast :)
born too late to live in China smoking opium to go learn about opium
Flint and steel
Fuck u bloody
average game, why am i in this elo
Chinese people and British people are made of asbestos
and then i made the giant vans silence and electric powered, and painted all of the knives red that i sold just in case you cut yourself
and then i made the giant vans silent and electric powered. and painted all of the knives red
And, the filter goes back on
gonna go mix water and oil
Legalize it mon
gonna put 1/4 of a bottle of antifreeze in a bottle and piss in it
The fuck do you expect that to do?
be right back thats what ill go do
You can't say "bomb" on an airplane.
He's mouse nonce, our resident schizo, newfag
He's here to ruin the thread indefinitely
hello
I don't want you to say "bomb" on an airplane so I don't really care.
thoughts on swimming? thinking of joining the club for their pool
had a terrible nightmare
you were fucking a hot girl but then you realized it was a man that you were fucking
"...for their pool"
other way around
cis men dream this regularly, meanwhile trans people have nightmares like... fires and pursuit by wild animals
new
uhh no? it was about my mom abandoning me