Up until 6 I thought I was just a pair of floating head and hands. because I literally NEVER looked down only forwards and up. And until the age of 9 I thought the human body was just a giant balloon of skin with blood and "hard blood" inside of it. I thought food just dissolved in the blood and poo was just made out of it. My teachers wanted to send me to some dumb people school in the last grade of primary school but I managed to get very good grades on the last final test of it and I was spared from the retard school.
Were you a retarded kid too in your country?
no
i was always a smart kid
Thanks for the kek. I wouldn't say I was a retarded kid, but I was definetly autistic as a kid. Like I wouldn't talk normally, socialize and shit. I don't really have that many memories from like my early childhood though for some reason.
KEK not even joking? I think I used to be a regular kid a bit smarter than average.
i used to flash random people when i was 6 and my classmates remembered in throughout 12 years of school
No I went went through a little phase where i was CONVINCED shit stopped existing when I turned my back to it and went on a whole quest to prove it like pooping in the toilet, walking out waiting for a couple of hours and checking if its still there or the time I kicked some girl in the shin and quickly turned away from her closing my ears to see if she would vanish if i stopped looking and hearing her and checked back
U were a creative boy with rich imaginations. Should have went to art school
Sadly I have yet to prove my theory
I used to call Egypt Epygti
You should check out Piaget's theories of cognitive development. You will probably identify some categories, this is very interesting because people usually can't remember going through certain phases because they were too young.
Sensorimotor Stage (0-2 years): In this stage, infants learn through sensory experiences and motor actions. Your initial perception of just being a pair of floating heads and hands aligns with a limited understanding of body awareness, typical of this stage.
Preoperational Stage (2-7 years): This stage is characterized by symbolic thinking and egocentrism. Your belief that the body was a balloon with blood and "hard blood" reflects magical thinking and a lack of understanding of biological processes. Children in this stage often struggle to see things from perspectives other than their own.
Concrete Operational Stage (7-11 years): As you approached this stage, your thinking became more logical and organized. Your ability to achieve good grades and your understanding of bodily functions began to develop, indicating a transition to more concrete operational thinking. You started to understand concepts more accurately, moving beyond simplistic ideas.
Formal Operational Stage (12 years and up): Although you hadn't fully reached this stage, your experience suggests you were beginning to engage in more complex and abstract thinking, particularly in your final tests.
Same, I can't really remember certain phases of my early childhood. At one point, apparently I had an autistic memory of like every car brand and I would be able to identify them by "looking at the car's face". Also once, when I was a small kid, my parents took me to some cousins house and watched some movie. I said that the movie was bad because "There were no cars".
no i was always the smartest kid in the city people looked up to me like i was a God i could be a dick and fuck with/demean people and everyone would look the other way. Then God humbled me
How did god humble you anon?
Yes I was in special ed until high school. My mom was trailer trash who drank when she was pregnant with me and my dad was typical low iq redneck freak from the south. I was selectively mute until I was 15 lmao
God
Can someone explain this? This was when I was like 3-4 btw
Einstein was mute untill he was like 9 too.
I used to get paranoid of people experiecing an entirely differently reality from mine. For example, I pick up a cup and drink milk while sitting in my room. But what if I'm hallucinating and Im actually drinking piss in my class room while everyone laughs at me.
I think that kids have this thing with faces and stuff in general. Like when they draw a smiley face in a sun, but I don't know anything with cars in particular.
Sometimes i avoid looking down when i'm walking and imagine that i am in a videogame, because you usually can't see your feet in 3d first person vidya
Thanks Indianbro but I’m not Einstein, I look like amazing atheist. I work as a plumber so life’s not bad.
Im sorry anon, its a case of the 'tism
amazing atheist
No idea who that is.
Every time that name is mentioned I think about the fact he made MULTIPLE videos of himself spilling hot oil on his micro penis and balls
My friend and I gathered random rocks with holes in them thinking they were dragon balls. We spent a lot of time thinking what our wish would be.
I thought vagina was spelled and pronounced "Fachina"
the fuck lmao
Not to mention....the banana incident
Really hate this era of "youtube pundits" and these unwashed ugly nerds like him and Destiny we're supposed to take seriously in debates over serious topics like religion and geopolitics even though we know they eat cum and shove fruits up their ass
I couldn't tie my own shoes until I was 9 or 10 so I "invented" a way to do it that looked the same using the most basic knot we all know as a desperate measure so my cousins and brothers wouldn't make fun of me, this affected my personality a lot. I had selective mutism until my late teens. From the age of 10 to 14 I blackmailed my cousin to kiss and touch her like a real degenerate whenever we saw each other, then she threatened to tell everything, this also made me extremely nervous and anxious
I couldn't tie my own shoes until I was 9 or 10
I only learned how to tie my shoes when I was 18
Just don't watch them. My youtube recommendations are all music and videogames. Every time i see someone like Asmongold creeping in i click on the "don't recommend channel" button
I used to wear velcro shoes until I was like 12 or 13.
in grade 1 I said I could count to 100, my friends were in awe
didn't get their reaction desu
Not really, people are like that in general. They have to put faces and other 'people' on things that aren't particularly people. It is stupid seeing them do that. Consider what the other anon said about contingency, people can't grasp that concept, so they made up Gods, and there are a bunch of other shit that they come up with all sorts of other people to represent those things
True, Is that why many languages are gendered?
Maybe, animism is a thing too.
I was a retarded child as well. I couldnt discover how to ejaculate myself until a friend of mine told me how to when I was 17.
I used to think that all snow came from the snow cannons they have at ski resorts, and that all the clouds came from nuclear power plants
Anon has discovered how clouds are made?
Shut it down.
a humiliation ritual lasting 6 years 9 months and counting