/cum/

I'm posting in here

Jason's mom
Has got it going on

Why does Jason's family watch Fox News?

which one do i post in

I'll bet she really does

The better thread, think it's obvious which one

To be well informed about the world

The other one is just redditleaf/threadcuck posting by himself (sad)

We're all in here lads

BREAKING: Israel announces it's canceling all tariffs on US products

so we WERE being ripped off

we're all in this thread btw

It's just you and nonce

Can't wait for Canada to become the 51st American state

this is the thread

THREAD WARS?!

I'm working late because I'm a singer

what if you were a winger

tired as fuck

Woman says her $11k nose job gave her the courage to get divorced

waiting patiently for my minox beard to come in

I should be able to post whatever I want for that fuck ass april fool's day joke

Uh ohhhh it's mel time

She's already got another boyfriend and he's ugly lol

I don't understand the appeal of having a billion random incoherent tattoos
treating your body like the average inner city overpass seems uninspired.

I could stick my penis in her old nose

Nose still massive

i think i got my wizard 101 account muted

Middle eastern noses are cute (on women)

Agreed

Hey guys

ok I'm here now

I don't know I'm not really feeling this one...

Might just start tarriffing shit just to feel something..

i got grounded for gooning

i wanted to make a Val Kilmer tribute thread, fuck this wigger shit.

leafs so annoying people went to /shit/

Grim

Why do they post so quickly without any value to the posts

conveniently baked by schizopoo too
thanks schizopoo!

All posts have value chud

wish this board had IDs like Anon Babble, you could just filter 1 guy and be done with it

I wish we still had the unique poster counter

I eat ass

the Anon Babble threads were great since schizopoo couldn't samefag all his "redditleaf" posts

yo noita slaps

sheer desperate energy, they feel so alive after witnessing death by do4e

Who is schizopoo and why is this Cnuck so obsessed

What language is this post written in

Schizojeet needs to make up new enemies like Brian or goshpedo because no one likes his shitty posts

you're either schizopoo or only started posting here recently please take the /cum/ induction course in the /cum/ 'cord

Where the fuck did Mexico go

This is literally the type of new schizojeet makes

happy birthday dude

Didn't answer the question
Who is schizopoo

deported to r*ddit

he's like a goshpedo hope that helps

Trump did a crypto rug pull and the media, even the people who hate him, just glossed over it

New boogeyman that doesn't exist

it does until you try to do anything but the work and have to get specific wand builds and do esoteric shit with elseworlds and fetch quests

switch 2

$90 per game

Yeah I'm thinking piracy is the way to go

mfw onlythots have ads on sfw boards

chat we are cooked

Friendship restored

Missing 6-year-old Girl Found Dead In South Carolina

its $70, as far as we know only mario kart is 80

I'm still holding

thoughts on the canadian EV? 97% canadixn parts

jeet who used to namefag here before people started filtering him. Very bipolar

Better posts and a post rate that isn't too fast

You're thinking of schizojeet, retard

Gay

its four people

for every switch game you buy you could've bought a wii kek

Which one is the girl

so far we had two presidents in a row who can speak to the dead, isn't that neat?

fuck the south, always some nightmare crime case coming out of there.

Truke: Hillary clinton tried to contact Jesus Christ through a seance

51

wtf I love Hill Dawg now

its finally time to start playing switch 1 games for free

Physical carts are $90

jeet doesn't know jeets are poos

retard

I did not like BotW or TotK because they wanted to be like Skyim. I miss dungeons not this open world shit

My le benis is le benising again

tell me when over half of republicans votes for it

he's a sperg who hates and stalks Jason and spinny

pretty based, canada needs more canadian vehicles.

Not really liking this thread. Everyone post really fast to get it over with please

janny won't like that

ugly as shit
shall NOT buy the jeetmobile

Has anyone ever aggressively grabbed your peanits against your will

fuck the earth, always some nightmare crime case coming out of there.

note that she TRIED and FAILED. this is why she lost. she's simply not as powerful of a necromancer as biden who spoke to francois mitterand and helmut kohl, or trump who spoke to lee iacocca last night.

Okay everyone calm down

somehow this anime about voluptuous girls has barely any r34

I am calm

Okay everyone hype up

ISIS is out here appealing to the kids yearning for jihad and you're just a fucking retard

This restaurant is so fucking small and I love that!

Do you ever walk up behind a girl at work, grab her hips and whisper in her ear "Daddy's home"

invincible has no r34 despite being one of the popular shows on TV right now. AI really did a number on artist niggas.

I'll jihad after my chicken fingers

We are so fucked

cant even find Ai smut, its maddening

no, I grab her by the tits

already pooped but still have to poop

Ever since someone posted the mel time video, the destiny poster has fucked off

Wdym

should I join ISIS or the taliban?

The one having sex (i.e. not you)

Taliban has an entire country

and they probably let you eat your chicken wings in peace

press your bulge into the back of her head "daddy's home"

Damn Dewey is old

anyone can be a white nationalist as long as they're racist and conservative <3

We live inside a dream.

He's alive?! I thought he had vanished from the public completely

He's 33, that isn't old

He's still young.. please.. he's still young stop calling him old

If youre a skinny guy you should moisturize your face or you'll like like this at 33

tariffs on social media please

America STAYS WINNING!!!

It's funny that Addison Rae has a bigger career than Charli D'Amelio

I decree that every US citizen must make at least 3 posts on Anon Babble every 12 hours. Anyone who fails to comply shall be executed by firing squad.

*fails to comply*

For those who promote the "tiger mom" style of education, a thought experiment. Where would China be today if the West didn't exist? If it could not have stolen so much IP? If it did not have the benefit of borrowing Western technology and innovation to improve upon?

It's like MAGA is hellbent on choosing policies that will create a real communist movement in the US and im not talking about Bernie Sanders

The Minecraft Movie is getting bad reviews

this probably seems like a really great point if you're a down syndrome retard.

I don't care

lmfao it's a great day when Americans love Canadians more than their President

It'd be like the romantic, perennial, ancient empire we see in period pieces o algo

Still better than trudeau

Is she wearing a shirt?

Justin Trudeau is... le based

2 more weeks until the proletariat uprising

Communist movements arise when the working class is being squeezed, they predate on working class frustrations. See: German revolution, Russian revolution Chinese revolution, etc.
In fact, Lenin wrote extensively about how the retarded policies of the czar contributed to communism by making the conditions of the working class worse. If you want to avoid communism you stop squeezing the bottom.

You're really trying to pull this on one of the most ancient nations in history?

You care about my penis
It's inside your nostril right now

so is a lump of shit, that's not saying much
no of course not

it's fine if you don't know basic Chinese history but you are making yourself look really stupid

How the fuck did you know I made this post?
I am reporting you for hacking

working class being squeezed

local prices on food and gas have been dropping

only thing that has suffered is the stockmarket which disproportionately effects the wealthy

erm, bro I think anon was right and you have down syndrome

No they don't.

I forgot about that post, it must have imprinted on my brain

China's last dynasty was literally a foreign conquest dynasty that ruled the majority population with an iron fist, pretty cucked ngl

There would be no China. That's just a simple fact. They would all be speaking Japanese and bowing to the emperor of Japan.

Where would one of the oldest nations in the world be without this tiny average sized speck in world history

Probably still one of the oldest and most relevant nations in the world, like always

Lenin promised to stop WWI and bring down food prices. Those were his talking points to the working class. Pick up a book.

How could it have failed with this all star cast

I will never visit China because I've seen to many videos of Chinese people getting killed by shoddy infrastructure

China's based
Only gay nerds in america hate them
Xi jinping will go down as a great man of history while the orange faggot will be a mere footnote

america just collapsed

I'm still here

apparently the McBarge capsized last week and nobody told me now i'm upset

I hate when the order of the names doesn't match with where the actors are standing

yeah but does the Meiji Restoration happen if there's no West to spur Japan to modernize?

The 20% tariffs will increase food prices lol

not very FAVSTIAN of you, almost negroid in thinking.

Lenin was an idiot so who cares?

so much shitposting ITT right now and all I wanna do is find a cute black bratty weeaboo gf to jerk me off while I play Far Cry 3

he doesnt know

it's going to happen!!

you'll see soon your entire life will go up in flames because of Trump!!

This is going to spark a communist revolution!!!

you've been saying this for 10 years anon

why did canadians sink the MCBARGE???

Because he won the Russian revolution and if you want to stop another one you need to know how it happened in the first place? Dumb ass nigga

You have never known me and will never know me

and thats GOOD

Sad.
This Canadian twink did a really good video on the McBarge a few years back, worth a watch.

youtube.com/watch?v=W9mc4PsXU5E

Then why are you pretending like you do?

Every single user that posts in all lowercase other than those with a East Asian flag is a retard or a tranny.

Sent that freak fl-
OH SHIT

If you think drumph will lead to gommunism you are just simply not very smart. Also if drumph's gambit succeeds, things will be significantly better.

they've been talking about renovating it for a few years but the owner has apparently disappeared since it sank last week

I keep forgetting that I own a rice cooker even though Im the one who bought it and I have to look at it every time I get out the cast iron

but the owner has apparently disappeared since it sank last week

Has anyone thought to maybe check inside the McBarge?

My posts are cute and make everyone smile

so it's McInsurance fraud huh??

I think my city is 50% JEET'd at this point

no one would insure that rusting hunk of shit for even $1

incredibly grim

Make the best of it and take one as a wife

concubine*

the same thing has happened in over 10 different countries under these specific conditions

if we accidentally recreate the same conditions it definitely won't happen again

Masterful gambit

introduce tigers to eat them

loving the seethe over tariffs

I'm starting to get a little worried for you guys down there unironically

mearshiemer

straight (gay) thirdieism going on itt

Are you pro-pookraine, schizopoo? Is that why you hate Mearsheimer?

America relies the least on imports and exports of all real countries. The worst case scenario for us isnt that bad and the likely outcome is other country lift their tariffs on us and we get things for cheaper

his entire worldview centers around perceiving puccia as a superpower LOL

hello

I only use the rice cooker should I try the cast iron instead
Maybe mix in some beans

even Americans don't support the tariffs, it's literally just blompf and his beta orbiters vance and musky who are pushing it

Please capitalize your posts and I will return your greeting

they support it and its based. they're cheering for the downfall of their empire its great lol

i just want US liquor to come back to our stores

i can't go back to Crown Royal it sucks

the poorfags never revolt, it's always the strivers who are being held down and out of power

who exactly is going to replace the US as your main customer

Did you really laugh out loud when writing this post

the chinese century will be glorious

Dumbest statement I've ever read. Niggas really be 30 years old and believing in the great man theory.

I'm stinky and clinky

and chinky

china

I accidentally left some slices of cheddar out for a few hours, are they still okay to eat?

they have fantasies of pivoting to the EU or China. Brown thirdies in particular all think China will save them somehow

anyone supporting the human horrors coming out of china get the rope

can you explain in detail how a revolution works, i really want to hear this

only a couple ways to find out

Starting volume 25 of my isekai.

Rimee and Ludo are so kawaii.

like what

How often do you read threads about things you know nothing about

to be fair, you need an IQ well below the freezing point of water to appreciate isekai

yes unlike patriotic based migamericans needing to annex all of northern america to combat.... CHYNA AND ROOSISSYA

that's not fantasy that's reality al algo

When I was younger I would give people advice on Anon Babble even though I knew nothing about fitness or sports. I only stopped when I realized I was probably giving people advice that would injure them. I wasn't even trying to troll or something I have no idea why I was doing this

Hilarious that they think that China wants to become somehow less self-sufficient and hurt their own economy for their sake, especially when China has been adding MORE tariffs on Canada in recent history.

Guys lets cool with the anime for a while, I think we've all had our fill and need a break for a little while. No more animes until the next thread OK?

Thanks everyone!

Cooking Wild Game is better than anything written by Westerners in over two thousand years

we'll just trade with Japan thoughever and yes it will be cheaper

I really miss Mexico

TARIFFS

I lurk cgl a lot because i think it looks cool
I also sometimes give advice in Anon Babble even though I've never done much on cars besides maintenance, I just used to work with a lot of machinery

China will exist long after the gay American empire is long gone and dead

asia is american clay

Asian women need my chode

Currently using dogberg as a footrest

They still exist

files.catbox.moe/lykq8f.mp4
america has fallen this day

Then why won't they post

Based

saar I heard someone in the background please go to a different room saar this is a private recording call

compared to retard man theory?

Mine uses me as a chair

china's economy will collapse any day now!!!!

Said the neoliberal faggot for the 6 millionth time this week

this thread is full of bots

Lucky dog

Incredibly demeaning

wasn't involved in that convo but this is bringing out my history autism
Bagudae Revolt: No one knows who lead this because they were literal nobodies
Peasant Revolt of 1381: Lead by Wat Tyler (occupation: roof tiler(?), little information because he was a nobody)
Jack Cade's Rebellion: Led by Jack Cade (0 historical information about his life because he was a dirt poor nobody)
i could go on and on..
revolts happen because of economic and political circumstances not because some guy wants one

All this talk reminded me of the time Turdeau tried to pivot to India and the Jeet leaders wouldn't even meet him. Meanwhile he dressed up like a Bollywood movie and somehow set Poo-Leaf relations back decades, kwab

yeah those are TOTALLY relevant to the current year

tummy T_T

They have their own general

All of americas problems could be solved by strict racial segregation

when it gets warm outside i'm strapping a bunch of camping gear to my bicycle and riding somewhere with a fren

beat mario kart for DS as Toad...on 100cc :(

I think they hated him even more because he was allied with Fagmeet and most indians hate him

Kys

the guy who pretends to be rich is probably the most retarded guy in this general. his psychomotor retardation and delusions of grandeur are likely indicative of schizophrenia. if i were to examine his facial structure i'd imagine he has a protruding lower jaw and sloped forehead demonstrative of inbreeding and genetic defects as a result thereof.

good times create weak men

Why don't they want to post with us

???

What color is your bugatti? mine is blue

Just bought canada

nigga 100cc is piss easy

Canada is the biggest threat to America!

they must be stopped!

meanwhile:

On Anon Babble everyone is

+6ft tall

rich, 6 figure salaries or more

Anon Babble, dyel?

+6 inch dicks

Just pure chads here, more than anywhere else

Thank you for your contribution, Measurehead. Can you give us a phrenologic analysis of schizojeet?

i'm bad at video games and you don't get a speed boost for drifting on the DS version

ngl I make 6 figures, my dick is just over 8", but I'm only 5'10" and not that fit

Been there

I...what?

are you genuinely retarded?

he's indian.

dont use schizojeet new

corn dogs are IN the oven

it's way too late to be eating corndogs bro

he's indian.

ok i just checked the online instruction manual and you can get the mini-turbo by snaking the arrows

I lost the manual about 15 years ago so I never knew

its 9PM

wat

I shall be using the schizopoo new

even without snaking you can see the sparks, retard

it's 12am but even if it were 9pm that's way too late to be eating corndogs bro

I like our new resident race scientist.

make new?

maybe in your totalitarian country

shan't be using the jeet's thread, suggest one of our American brethren produce a superior thread and we shun the jeet's shitty thread collectively.

"Side Job" by Slutwriter is a masterpiece of filth.

wrong, if all you do is drift normally, you don't get any sparks on the DS version

no shit officers make like 100k a year, but also they could be doing that outside of the military and have the freedom to do whatever they want so this bitch is dumb