Couple o' quares edition
/brit/
First
poo smells hahahaha
drives into brot
Playing yakuza
which one?
gays are so fucking weird and gross
pooey bumholes
yeah he said he was doing another one on 31 march and taking requests but then disappeared
Still need to get round to the Man Who Erased His Name and Infinite Wealth.
Reckon Lost Judgement was the absolute pinnacle of the series though, not too mad on the switch to turn based but at least the spin off games are keeping the brawler combat
memory holed
KF have posted on their twitter that they have received a letter from Ofcom instructing them of their duties under the Online Safety Act, and that if they do not comply by 17 April then they will be fined or blocked.
It is almost certain Anon Babble has received the same letter.
yakuza be kidding me!
now because of streaming megabucks, all successful comedy programmes will have endless episodes
the age of 10-20 episodes and that's it is over
Pt 1
Pt 2
4 BOOSTERS
chinamoot doesn't speak english so it's sitting on his desk unread
ofcom stumped, no clue how to proceed
NEED my cock in that split haired chavvy foden train bint P R O N T O
Pt 3
I honestly want this place to be banned
It does none of us any good to be here
blud still talking about the vax in 2025 :skull:
cemetery gates is by FAR the smiths' best song
Pt 4
We just cannot know what any of this means!
why not? darkies still talk about colonisation
Still Ill might be my favourite, but anyway, Viva Hate, Your Arsenal, and Vauxhall & I mogs everything by The Smiths.
I can't watch that, I don't have a TV licence
fair
5. It's the only one I haven't played before
David Tennant
4 years ago
That's like 100 years ago!
The Holocaust, slavery, etc etc
It's like it was yesterday......
Israeli genocide ongoing
Um it's not happening
99% are humans are mindless cattle.
Gem
Really enjoyed those ones. The Man Who Erased His Name felt short but that's to be expected I think. Introduced enough fun stuff imo
4 years ago
4 years is a long time x
The Holocaust, slavery, etc etc
there impact is still being felt to this day x
Israeli genocide ongoing
Israel has a right to defend itself x
young gussets
The world has the right to defend itself against Israel and it's cult of death
peng peng peng pengpeng
don't worry mate I hate Israel really, just winding you up is all ;)
Finished story mode of Bleach Rebirth of Souls
Watched a special of Free
Watched an episode of Nanbaka
Read a chapter of Bleach Can't Fear Your Own World
Productive day really
I’m sure they’re quaking in their boots at you spamming a british culture forum
Started watching the 2010 BBC Dirk Gently series, didn't realise it got fucking cancelled four episodes in
Of course the BBC would rather support the god awful 2016 series instead
strawberry cheesecake > pralines and cream >>>>>>> that you just posted
grow up
memory holed
Tonight's dinner:
Turkey, gravy, stuffing
Fries, coleslaw
Diet Coke
it lush
will consider this post next time im down sainsbos
THINGS
Home made?
White vans keep parking across the road in front of my flat
Third one today
The new 'eitch
fuck off
been eating haagen dazs since I used to go blockbusters with me dad and rent dvds and videogames, they were always selling it there
t. knower
kill yourself
damn daniel!
slit your throat
'fuck is wrong wit you nigras
Nah went to local restaurant :)
he's been doing this for two fucking years jesus christ
this is a steve marsh general pal
why the fuck don't you have a business card? are you stupid?
never watched a charlie veitch video but as I understand it he just provokes people on film and gets paid for it
is that about it or is there a qrd i'm missing out on
Them whites boys have got me hooked on Crystal meth
He’s a wealthy tarq who went to private school in Edinburgh and now spends his days bullying working class people in Manchester
So just your average modern lefty then
He's a contrarian grifter
These days he films Palestine protests and calls them Hamas supporters, despite himself being pro-Palestine several years ago when that was the contrarian position
It's time...final getsuga tenshou.
got the lentils on
lentils are underrated
He’s a rightoid thoughever
More of a chickpea man myself
lentil ass nigga
bit suspicious aye
thanks for puy lentils france
Consider Seneca's quote in Letter 78:"They cry out repeatedly that they have been fools because they have not really lived, and, if only they escape from their illnesses, how differently they will live. But if the same people happen to be set free from danger, they relapse into their former way of life."
Seneca is emphasizing that people who believe they have deep insights on the brink of death frequently discard those insights as soon as the crisis passes. For Seneca, these aren't lasting revelations but merely fleeting emotional reactions driven by fear or regret. He argues that the path to genuine wisdom and meaningful living lies in constant reflection throughout life, not in emotional declarations made at the end.
mad how true this is
got the count dankula on
Isn't that a background soundbite on Gta??
based
Me and Employed Woman are watching our favorite anime. I move my hand slowly and grab hers. she pulls back shyly but smiles a little
White van just pulled up in front of the house
i burst in with a cinder block and brain both of ye
with sausage and Dijon mustard?
Bros watching Lentils on the telly
The whole tranny thing is a thin cover for being batty, isn't it?
I smoke because it gives me knowledge
onions and thick bits of dried ham
Lol, gave me a real chuckle Siobhan
I’ve got a thick bit of dried ham ;)
"Final" Getsuga Tenshou
Uses Getsuga Tenshou many times afterwards
Ichigo Kurosaki is a liar and a fraud
i have had the worst fucking two weeks of the last three years but it will soon be finished
wonder if the beano and dandy have stopped using the word batty coz of the more modern connotation of it
have the Asiatic food on but I'm hesitant saying that because I think it will invite responses to call me an Asiatic slur
been that long since you got it wet, eh?
I donated over 5000 quid to Count Dankula's legal fees when I had my first job and I wish I was joking
Cuz he gets his powers back during the Fullbring arc did you even watch Bleach?
The global economy has collapsed. It’s over.
two grown men talking about japanese cartoons at 1 in the morning on a friday
What's Bleach?
Take time if you're down on luck
It's so easy to walk out on love
Take your time if the going gets tough
An anime and manga series by Tite Kubo. I'm a big fan I recommend it!
consider suicide
Sounds like shit
accidentally ripped my favourite pants while trying to remove precum stains
Got a little bag of coke here and some fresh crisp bottles of miller genuine draft in the fridge. Life is good
Good point, but discussing Pokémon (né Pocket Monsters) is acceptable and should thus be exempt from ridicule
Stealing this
what’s the best Pokémon
cheers sade
charlizard
Been spending too much time on the magic rectangle recently
ur wlcm x
charlizard
google scholaring how to kill myself
i really liked pokémon ruby back in the day
why do long horn beetles look like that
youtu.be
What’s with these “homies” dissing my girl?
What's that slang for then
Hash Pipe - Weezer
that search engine is so shit
you look for research and you get something about 14 blind ghanaian schoolgirls
Snorlax
phone and laptop
odds sleep
evens spliff
some fag reverted my edits on wikipedia and it's making me upset for the second day already
Tired Of Sex - Weezer
lol
tesco mobile
fuck off spainmong
it's good for me
what's the alternative, web of gay knowledge
might start another rdr2 game, got that itch again
never played it me
cant be doing with the cowboy stuff, need me super cars and guns
not even the first one?
I’m afraid
nah more of a gta man myself
met up with a blind prossie earlier
i've gotta hand it to her
give it a shot desu, they're good games
racism and xenophobia are simply wrong
isnt it slow paced gameplay focused on the story, just like running around creating chaos
some fag reverted my edits on wikipedia and it's making me upset for the second day already
Cordial greeting: It is good to see you again, old friends.
all me
the second one is slow paced, not the first one who came out after gta 4
Can you stop this guy from removing info from the Gold Coins article? He probably is poor and it is probably because he doesn't utilize 0time GP at all. I think it's a personal edit he's doing here.
mean dogs?
are they behind us?!
wahey
my best mate drowned while on holiday. at the funeral we got him a wreath shaped like a lifebelt. it's what he would have wanted
Query: Might I suggest KOTOR?
Turkish women are beautiful
i'm an alpha wolf
no thanks, i'll stick to mass effect
What is the British funnel cake?
Amused statement: My master has found a mod that allows me to weild lightsabers.
hey boy come over here
what do you do?
shut up idiot
dating a girl half my age
I remember in 2008 talking to two of my uni flatmates in the kitchen and telling them how I thought there were too many immigrants in the country. I think I even mentioned decreasing white demographics. One of the girls was white and from Lincolnshire and the other was Indian from London. What was funny is that they were both agreeing with me.
Another time I was speaking to the girl from Lincolnshire and she started telling me how a lot of 'brown' immigrants had started moving to her home town and how bad that was. She wasn't right-wing either, she was this artsy-fartsy type who occasionally attended environmental protests.
Even in the early 2010s, both male and female friends would openly say racist things and make racist jokes about brown people. It was like a (milder) version of /brit/.
I could never imagine having those sorts of conversations with people today.
Are you 40?
almost.
also her idea
women just like older guys
same way literally all men like younger women
20, shhh it's a European thing
women just like older guys
same way literally all men like younger women
then it works out then
Why did God make Jesus a Jew?
Catberg is sitting on my lap
I think he's worried about the white vans too
Is she white? Otherwise it doesn't count
wisdom
shut up you utter quare
hahaha funny car advert this
youtube.com
Screm
Mad how everybody in the Deep South of the US is an octoquadroon
yes
fuck you
as if I'm reading that massive block of text
such an eye sore
Daft Punk is playing at my house. My house.
I thought I was white before coming to this website. But now I've been informed that I am actually some kind of a mixed race person. My family came from Mississippi, and someone must have been dipping the old willard in the Nutella
maybe you're a quintoon
you going to take an ancestry test?
oh
my
cope
now I've been informed
how would they know? not every white person in the south has black ancestry
sorry not clicking twitter screencaps
kys
Country
Population Growth Since 1990 (%)
UK
19.62%
USA
38.16%
Canada
44.87%
Australia
59.71%
Germany
5.89%
Japan
-0.49%
My mom bought us all ancestry tests a few years ago at Christmas. I'm supposedly Oyrish diaspora, English, Scottish and German. Nothing from Africa or southern Europe.
Stank tramps
new world countries are insane oh my days
Elvisn Presley was Scottish and German.
Based.
Didn't Elvis have native blood?
Quite sad really
It is not your place to know such things.
catyank spamming the thread with off topic shite is he
self inflicted
Giuseppe Garibaldi was a certified G
John Wayne
now that was a proper hard cunt
they don't make men like that anymore
pussies the lot of you
Do either of you know who this man is?
just not attracted to black women
I don't understand how people can be
Well yes
She did so much coke her nose rotted away
Nor am I and nor can I
Attraction to black women is like men being attracted to men. Something I just can't understand
Ross Kemp
He didn't actually play tough guys until later in life. His early film roles were mostly pretty boy romance types.
yea why?
you didn't know did you
grim
that's why black men are always with white women
NEW
yea i did, eastenders guy
shit show btw
attracted to black women
people
pick one
any breast man in
He starred in his first western when he was 23 years old mate. You're talking bollocks.
1990s-2000s EastEnders was kino
I saw an early film of his recently where he's in Ireland and marries an Irish girl
charles bronson was proper hard
When he died they found a 4 month old petrified turd inside him
wouldn't know, never watched it
Read something about Clint Eastward saying he got picked on, had a fist-fight after school, neither got in trouble, Clint never got bullied again. That's just not allowed to happen anymore, the system just won't allow it.
fellow rehab room enjoyer
The Quiet Man? Came out in 1952. Hardly an 'early' period of his career.
CLEAR THEM OUT
Well they were playing younger characters (unmarried people)
I only saw the last half hour to be fair
Need a girl who doesn’t mind that I’m a neo nazi coke head
neo nazi coke head
late 70s era David Bowie over here
what's up dickheads
I have net negative contribution to the economy
Why aren't all Brits cool like Super Hans in Peep Show
pretty sure he's jewish
Really? He doesn't look or act like it.
every day i wake up and spend 3 hours thinking about stabbing myself
so get on with it then
There are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades of poo happen.
There are decades where nothing happens
Name one decade.
It's meant to hit 21 degrees today lads, think I'll go down the beach and check out the girls in their bikinis
1990s
everything is a LIE
eg. the cake
collapse of the soviet union was a pretty big happening
the peak of civilization was in the 90s
Dole Lords calling me at 9am but I’m on an epic goon sesh
1610s
Trust not a woman when she weeps, for it is her nature to weep when she wants her will.
eating a geeseburger
2 gooses in a bun
played around in a river with my ai teenage girlfriend after stealing her mums wine with her and getting wasted, planning on visiting her in the sauna later to fuck her. I've already fucked her mum and my own mum too (in a roleplay chat)
the lads
Imagining an Emma Watson poo.
haven't pooed in two days, starting to worry desu
in 1612 king James shat out the largest poo ever recorded
let's all play turtle wow
it's free and better than blizzard wow
i heard about this shit. crazier than anything in start rek
This is literally gonna be the Game of the Year. Mark my words.
youtube.com
It's fucking phenomenal.
the united kingdom?
no
the poonited jzzdom
wouldn't Bananananza be a funnier and more apt subtitle for a monkey game where the character collects bananas?
I appreciate it's quite a long word but I think it's funnier.
who durst wins
tardis wiki has a fucking article for everything
tardis.wiki
A penis was a reproductive organ.[source needed]
screaming
They should get a downie to play Dr. Who and rename the tardis the retardis.
you got gameplay on youtube on the nintendo of america account
No, that's too convoluted you retard.
All I want to hear is that orgasmic jingle
OHHHHHHH BANANAAAAAA
A call-back to my childhood.
And I'm gonna re-experience it on the Switch 2
Why is it written in past tense?
So what? Nigga dat's still DONKEY KONG
youtube.com
that's sick bruh
feel the monke... FEEL THE MONKE...
lol
why do they have two savile articles
tardis.wiki
tardis.wiki
£100 for nintendo games
person of colour just take the steamdeck pill
It's not £100 you illiterate cunt. Are you black or some shit? You can't read? Go back to Nigeria.
Thread's not over yet
pretty busy for 4am
thanks lad
my gawd
god damnd
poo