/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Unwashed taint and a little urine

MOOOOOM! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! ANON CUT ME IN HALF AGAAAAAAAAIN

They weren't afraid to be edgy to younger audiences and it was great. I remember Phil's era of the zone, still my fav although Sugar was my first fap so I can't forget her.

eating a cookie rn

i want to cum on it
make your cookie ookie

get asked what my thing is

"BUGZ"

*surfer rock starts playing*

That clown episode of goosebumps, traumatizing

I refuse to go to therapy because I’m too scared to let anybody see me like that, even in a professional context. I just keep everything inside instead. When I was younger I told others what happened and I was ignored, deceived, and betrayed. So I learned to always conceal everything. If I never open myself up, then nobody will have any weapons to use against me. I hide in my shell where it’s safe but it’s also incredibly isolating and very lonely. So I write blogposts on Anon Babble to cope. Thanks.

my thing's sound effects, here's a Trex

*autistic screeching*

Someone post that one picture of jason

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

same but they are also gay evil jews who want to sell you meds

Someone post the picture of Jason looking like a soyjak

i remember more episodes of the haunting hour than goosebumps

Fantastic OP.

AYAOTD was always scarier to me. I still chuckle when I see the one kid works as a weatherman now.

Those are psychiatrists, therapists are just dumb women with no credentials

i would fuck a cute goth trans girl if she did soyjak faces during sex or when i whipped my penis out

Stop posting pictures of Jason unless

you are Jason

you are FK

it's funny AI edit OC

I still love the 80s Waramps one.
youtube.com/watch?v=Km4f-eRE4Kc

Sugar got even hotter as she got older, and there's n00dz of her too

I don't have a jason folder so I need people to post the source images for the funny AI edit OC I want to make

Apparently snow white flopped even harder than that gay ass joker musical

As bad as the CRTC is, Canada is still way more chill about what's allowed to be seen by teenagers. There's lots of movies that are R-rated in the USA, that are 14A in Canada.
Like The Matrix is the prime example that I won't forget.

I grew up with the 90s CGI version, they expand Astar's lore to include the fact he/she/they/it comes from the Planet Danger

youtube.com/watch?v=paEJPShlA_o

I guess I’ll just keep sadposting on 4channel then. You guys are my therapists!

I'm not even afraid of clowns, and that episode gave me nightmares a few times. So good.

Oh shit, I thought there was just the one commercial. I didn't actually watch what I linked. I thought the Planet Danger was the original.

By the early 1990s children still hadn't realized that lawn mower blades remove limbs with ease so they had to update it for the next generation.

I think I'm developing a nun fetish.

weirdge

Yeah, I remember watching one with grain augers also. It wasn't a cgi one, just a farm safety one.

I think you need to develop a "showering daily and having a job" fetish

it was actually a pretty sad coom, i suppose i deserve it

Those ones hit the hardest, the CGI Astar one was just funny. The guy who got his fuckin arm ripped off in a grain thresher still sits with me, and the kid who slipped under the lawn mower when his dad was cutting the grass is fucked too. Farming accidents are fuckin nightmare mode, everything seems like it's just designed to kill or maim people.

Charging my Apple iPhone 15 Pro Max award

Their turn: (6)

Farms are such death traps. And we know that the safety standards exist because people were injured or died. Grain inside of bins acting like quick sand is still nightmare fuel to me.

it has better CGI than the fucking sequel

Was it worth it?

Do people give a shit about what phone brand or model you have? I've always viewed smartphones as just garbage appliances, I couldn't give a shit what model or brand it is but I think some people consider it a flex. Is this true outside of the black community?

bro been living under a rock

Finally hit the point where I completely stopped caring about helping people at my job.

Months of getting yelled and screamed at over the phone, facing absolutely arduous internal processes, soulless bureaucracy, stupid and unyielding rules and technicalities in place to make actually helping anyone extremely difficult.

Pointless hurdles for "security purposes" that only make things inconvenient for everyone involved. Godawful broken software with so many bugs and glitches.

The icing on the cake is that even after you jump through all these hoops and difficulties to help a customer out, all they give you in return is vitriol, cursing you out, nagging you, bitch at you, tell you to go fuck yourself for all your efforts. They take out all their anger in life on you because you're not allowed to respond or hang up and they treat you as a verbal punching bag. The company also hates you for actually trying to help people.

Took almost a year to hit this point but now I give 0 fucks. I let them suffer. Yes you're right, your account *is* missing a thousand dollars due entirely to a mistake on our part. No I won't do a single thing about it. Have a nice day bye.

Thirdies do. Having a goyphone is basically like driving a porsche

Grain inside of bins acting like quick sand is still nightmare fuel to me.

mfw the day I found out silos full of grain are highly explosive as the atomized grain dust is extremely dry and combustible and can be ignited purely with static electricity

youtube.com/watch?v=0k3fsPgRhJ0

Do people give a shit about what phone brand or model you have?

Considering the fact that having a green reply bubble is thought of as a negative? Considering the fact that iphone users didn't buy as much of one model, because there was no way to visually show that it was the latest phone?
Yeah, people still see phones as status symbols. Specifically, the iphone, even if you can buy more expensive androids. Apple has that brand connection to $$$, even if it's not true.

What are some signs or common traits that somebody was molested when they were a kid?

go to de chuch and aks gohd to fuhgive yu

apple intentionally makes your messages green and downgrades media you send to make you look poor

LOL I just learned something new, I guess green is android?

Also smart phones are like the price of a laptop, and most people just finance them over 24 months lol. Goddamn poor people keep finding new ways to disappoint me.

If they freak out when touched

nunya business

If they're gay or lesbian there's a 99% chance they were molested as a kid. They've studied this and done extensive research and the correlation is so insanely high it's impossible to say it isn't a causative relationship.

Trvke

I guess green is android?

Yup. Blue bubbles for iphone users, green bubbles for everyone else(back when blackberry was still a thing). Apple is really effective at manipulating people. Which is why they never made that mistake again, to not redesign the back layout of the cameras, etc.
Once they understood that people were using the back of the phone as a way to flex, every back looks different in some specific way.

And normies consider this to be good things

Holy shit I never gave any of this a single ounce of thought, people are insane. I just figured they did it to sell you a new phone case and jew you out of a few more sheckles, like how they'd change the charging ports on new phone models every 2 years.

I have an iPhone for work and it has this gay lightning connector thing only Apple uses, but the other end of it just goes to a regular USB-C so what the fuck is even the point?

I have a like 200 dollar android

I found the jason pic I was looking for but it won't let me make him fat. I will fucking kill AI ethicscucks

So another nignog killed a white boy just for existing.
Why do young niggies even bring knives to high school??

white boy shouldn't have relaxed

I just figured they did it to sell you a new phone case and jew you out of a few more sheckles

It can be for multiple reasons, but the flex is high on the list.

but the other end of it just goes to a regular USB-C so what the fuck is even the point?

To prevent you from using a USB-C charger from another person, and then considering to getting a non-iphone next purchase.
It's all there to manipulate you into sticking with apple products.
Same reason that the airpods can only be updated by connecting to an iphone/ipad/mac. There's nothing in the technology that stops them from updating through any phone/tablet/computer. They just don't want you to mix and match, and eventually leave their eco-system.

Blacks have FOR DECADES done "yo, you're in my seat" to fuck with people. If that young White man had been racist and known that he'd be alive today.

What would happen if i simply refused to row row row my boat?

Niggers can't be punished like other races
Sitting in prison does nothing to them, because they perpetually live "in the moment"
This is why African countries have punishments that involving whipping and cutting fingers and shit, because blacks need that constant, immediate reminder to not fuck around. If you just put them in a corner with food and shelter and socialization then they'll have absolutely no just continuing to chimp around

mom isn't making dinner which means I have to walk to the grocery store...

eventually leave their eco-system.

This is why I've never liked Apple stuff. I have had a few iPods over the years and even when you put iTunes on Windows it's shitty and glitchy. The process should be as simple as drag and drop files to a folder, which older MP3 players were (I had a Samsung P2 in the mid 2000s).
Apple had good marketing and commercials for their iPods but ever since smartphones took over shit has gotten so evil, and not in a fun corporate Deus Ex way.

Its all so tiresome

Steve Jobs dressed like Oswald Mosley too, not sure it was a coincidence.

The attempts at creating weird tech cults with movies and media surrounding these guys is so cringe too. Trying to make Jobs and Zuckerberg out to be some kind of cool rebels just working in the underground when they're just greedy lying faggot losers with incelrage.

Uh...link? Proof?

Save all ur files as jpg to save hiro some shekels

youtu.be/yhgxEUODB8Q?t=22 Nah YTV Sugar was GOATed

Literally who

bruh

Can't take zuck's bro pivot seriously while he's still married to the gook he married when he was an incel

GOOD MORNING SAAAR

Bro looks like that invader phantom from dark souls

She's been in a bunch of movies including full front nudity in Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Oh that's sad

imagine picking her up and launching her like a javelin

That she married a gigachad? Seems about right.

Some of their products are really good though, which is why it's a shame for being locked in the apple eco-system. The airpods pro 2 are way better than the other options, it's worth the hassle of using someone else's phone to update them(I just do it with my dad's phone when I remember). The ipod scrollwheel was really great.
But I hate apple software so much. The only reas they allowed itunes on windows, was because they wanted more digital music sales.

Nah the full frontal nudity in Jewish films

So that OF whore doing promotion is on-brand, outside of both supporting terrorists.

(((updates))) are just a jewish trick for stuff that runs on basic firmware anyways. Literally all they need to do is receive a Bluetooth radio signal, literally no reason for them to ever require an update other than to make it a hassle for users and - as you noted - try to force them into buying more Crapple products.

show me potato salad

The day I watched him S M O K E S O M E M E A T S was the day I knew I was watching an alien interloper here to fuck with the human race.

Yup, any properly thought out software would already have all the important features you need, and would be tested on all the products. A bunch of features that you'd have thought would be already included in the software, were given through updates instead.
I hate it so much.

someone please post the webm of him trying to eat toast like he was a human being

what's something that's high risk but high reward

Rape?

Gambling

Raw sex with a grindr tranny

Suicide
The risk is you don't know what happens after and the reward is you don't have to live in this hellworld anymore

doin ur mom

Grindr is only for gay dudes

Yeah, trannies.

XD

you don't have to be gay to be a man who enjoys sucking cock or licking up cum

stop being transphobic

N

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nice

Dudes really think they solved the hangover because they know about water

There are no mistakes in life, just happy little accidents

The key is to drink Irish Whiskey, the peat-ier the flavour profile the less likely you are to be hungover. This is the most surefire method I've found for getting shitfaced with no consequences.

my habbies :)))))

america venerates the rich and famous. that's just how it is there.

Based tullamore dew drinker

Canadian adult loli. She's the only woman in the world i would pay to record joi audio for me.

I can only get hard watching asian bois taking BWC

My S&P500 is dead...
Should I sell it and buy all countries index or Indian Sensex?

now that the dust has settled regarding the death penalty can we shift our attention to the life in prison sentence
so much of this shit is vindictiveness and not actually helpful to society
people were mad about frederick woods being released but dude he was 70 years old when he was released. he spent 50 years in prison

guys, crirninals shouldn't have to be in jail! yeah who cares if he killed somebody, he's changed now! punishments are outdated!

woods didn't kill anybody

We should bring back the death penalty, and start using it on people who try to get criminals lighter sentences.

anon on other thread asks a question

I answer detailed and nicely, another anon answers rudely and shortly

The anon who asked the question only replies to the other anon to engage the arguing, doesn't acknowledge me at all even though I answered his question

Why do I bother

Do you need to get a pat on the back for every post? Maybe Anon Babble should add a like button

you have to admit a lot of punishments are driven by mass hysteria

kidnaps a bud full of children

Death penalty.

No, because the death penalty is a long process, much longer than the public can maintain an emotional reaction.

we should bring back the rape penalty

It isn't just the lack of common courtesy, acknowledging someone who helped you, it's the choice to engage with negativity over positivity

dude you people are getting hysterical again after something that happened 52 years ago

Death penalty for you. I don't want to live in a country that's soft on crime. We already had a decade of it, and all we saw was increased crime rates, after decades of decreasing crime rates.
Your ideals are flawed.

You are wrong

Good evening /cum/friends!
I had leftover pizza and a giant glass of brandy for dinner.

gooned again in the bathroom, it's always a throw back

amazon package stolen for first time ever

prime member and ordered things with no issue for years

contact support

indian chat support named Buddeshar tells me to file a police report and that they can’t replace or refund me

close chat

request phone support

robot calls me

robot tells me the item can’t be replaced so they will just refund me

amazon refund applied

I hate Indians so fucking much. I hope robots take all their jobs.

kind of part and parcel of living in a brown society

Doesn't Amazon do that thing where they ask you if your issue was resolved at the end? I'm pretty sure you could flag that jeet for review or whatever. They're a pretty expendable bunch

I’ve literally bought shit for years and never had an issue and that Indian nigger treats me like a scammer when I have my shit stolen. Good thing the robot didn’t cause me any issues.

My friends and I still quote this PSA to this day

Yeah I got an email asking about my experience with support. I’m going to write a scathing review of the Indian.

i wish asuka was my gf

There would be absolutely no point in keeping them in jail. They did what they did out of greed rather than pure evil. They were likely no longer a threat to society the moment they got caught. They learned their lesson and spent over 30-50 years in prison for what they did. Let em out and give them a chance to live after owning what they did, giving them an opportunity to perhaps make a difference to at least one person in whatever time they have left in their lives.

brown bitch that lived here for 30 years gets a free flight back to her shithole jungle and loses everything she had worked for here

her brown goblins are detained and deported as well but they have criminal records so they get the luxury flight to the salvadorian gulags

Justice is beautiful.

I have the great masculine urge to drink but neither the comrades nor the wallet to indulge this urge

FUCK Canada!
*pulls out the switch*

Ice dot gov slash webform slash ice dash tip dash form

Here we go bois

Every single fucking job opening in my field has at least a thousand applicants

went to the record store and saw the whitest preteen imaginable buying a kendrick record

youtube.com/shorts/7LJECyNNopw
yoooo

Do this country a favor and tip ice about your local brownie slave. Odds are they will get kicked out even if they have immigration proceedings

Everyone knows Kendrick makes white people rap

went to the record store and saw a white person

I CANT READ

Some browns self deport back to their homes which is good.

The rest get deported FROM their illegal home and sent back to a shithole where they own nothing. Which is even better lmao

Don't know if I want to goon today
Might save it for future release

Well, I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time
But I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can do, YEAAAAAAAAHHHH

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I knew, it had to be something to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my FRIEND AT THE END

youtu.be/u4N37lY9PKM?si=kGQvPmMkNyh5HBey

Kate hikes

filtering unique ID's was a real godsend, I wish Anon Babble had unique IDs

home from hanging out with friendberg he paid for my burger so i have to cover him next time
drinking my gay ass expensive white woman weed soda because they fucking illegalized selling gummies in gas stations im so mad about it
cant wait to listen to tame impala or bongripper or something later

*thinks a slur*

updooted

I dont understand why its legal to buy shrooms and kratom and theres LITERALLY dispensaries every other block or so but GOD FORBID you ask for gummies in any of them, theyll look at you like youre asking for German dungeon porn

RIP Judy Tester

i have to just straw buy the even more powerful gummies throuygh my friends who have prescriptions now unless i wanna go all the way across town to the smoke shops that still sell delta 9 ones
i fucking LIKED that they were weak ebcause i dont like getting too high
god fucking damnit

@jason found a thread for u bro

bruh imagine playing civ 6 or some shit and not trading with the other civs? ud be broke af LMAO

captcha almost said it

my fucking habbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine playing civ 6 and having 90% of your populated cities bordering the biggest military power in the world and having no military units of your own

SHIT games, gary

Made one.

block him on everything so you never have to pay him back lol

whoa

what the fuck why would i do that

And imagine that military force being used to defend sand on the other side of the planet, because some foreskinless retards paid them.

you dont have any friends, jason

we are his friends

evilmaxxing

I LOVE it when captcha decides the fucking captcha THEY GAVE ME isnt valid and I have to input a new one

yeah I save a lot of gold not having a million units idling like a retard on a continent that no enemies can reach

This

If we're homies then give me head rn

youtube.com/watch?v=kFN_bEgDE0M

IM TORN BETWEEN THE LIGHT AND DARK
WHERE OTHERS SEE THEIR DIVINE
SYMETTRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

is it too late to get into FFXIV? I kind of want to get addicted to an MMO but they all seem to be dead or dying

me on the right

Apple - 4 (Statement of Changes in Beneficial Ownership) SEC Filing

This monkey is thinking human thoughts and trying not to show it
I can just tell

youtube.com/watch?v=o3X1bTGsOyQ

was that the older guy with the glasses?

Any girls here would consider pity sex with me

me but i'm trans

You live in one of the horniest countries

people who say they have ugly smiles are usually total cutie pies
t. knower

youtube.com/watch?v=iO6OvHxD_m8

I have crooked gapped teeth

Can't wait to be old

chyna with a nuke for every western city: that's cute

As long as I don't live near triple h or Stephanie McMahon then I'll be fine

well they were all teenagers but he did wear glasses in the show

turns out he's a

G A Y N I G G A

made me smile award

you guys wanna get fucked up and watch halloweentown or twitches

Sir it's Thursday night and this is a Wendy's

cracking open weed seltzer number 2

I'm really tired and need to sleep. One of you can pretend to be me in that reddit9k thread if you want and try to rile those normalfags up.

I'll crack open my wine if some other /cum/mies drink with me

work with a guy that walks 4 miles one-way to/from work but he still weighs 290

sooo
halloweentown 2?

dropshipping is basically impossible now

curse you, donald-san...

Id marry riley reid desu

yea walking is not good cardio or weight loss really crayz that this astounds people
not making fun of you but people in general are in disbelief when i say walking is just a normal thing you shuold be able to do it isnt really exercise and the amount of it you have to do to lose weight is obnoxious

nigga I am not watching your catmom movie

The mouse had a BABY. My apartment is turning into fucking ratatouille. Might have to kill the bastard after all.

bro is matching single moms on dating apps
what the fuck does thaat mean this is just nostalgia because it was on tv when i was 9

eggs now cost 75$ a dozen

milk is up to 115$ a litre

ground beef is 200 dollary doos

I spent the day looking for edible mushrooms and roots in the forest. How was your day?

Steve Jobs dressed like Oswald Mosley too, not sure it was a coincidence.

Somehow I never noticed this. Definitely not a coincidence.

troll in the dungeon

wish i was playing edh ngl

earth defense horse?

HE DIDN'T EVEN MEASURE IT!

I ate some slop and masturbated a bit

elder dragon highlander

peter criss lookin ahh

Jason stop facefagging on the r9k

need autistic italian attic gf to build a gayman rig with

nobody wants to be peter criss not even peter criss

justice should be based on logic and reason, not on emotions

Who?

criss

Osti de tabarnak

You can save on the cost of eggs by purchasing new lab grown egg-like product. It's just like eggs!

I cover my smile like a Japanese girl because I hate it so much

I saw two trains (30 seconds apart) and a dead cat on my walk.

Just realized the chudcel yesterday talking about how the stock market is gambling probably didn't know what an index fund is

t. fruit cup

how about a windex fund and these bitches clean they dirty ass mirrors

lmaoooooooo bruh

any professional Anon Babble detectives know what phenotype this is supposed to be?

Never noticed annasophia robb was in an episode of drake and josh

i recall when i was in high school my mom had an acquaintance who was a trans woman and they were also one of those "witches" into tarot cards and burning sage and stuff. they got my mom into it by reading tarot card fortunes and that tranny told my fortune and my mom was like SO TRUUEEEE the entire time

Persian o algo

Fascinating! How do I unsubscribe from this blog?

*warlock

thank you for subscribing to my blog!

GUL'DAN

it's a misconception that the male version of a witch is a "warlock"
those are different creatures entirely, originally a male witch was still just a witch

And? Your idea of justice is to let criminals go free earlier. We've literally just lived through a decade of this idea being tested in the real world. The Canadian crime rates went up by a lot.
Flawed ideals you have. Defeated by logic and reason. You're being guided by your emotions for criminals.

I guess we were the real /cum/ Canada US Mexico all along...

Don't listen to this Canadian, she doesn't know ANYTHING

Your mom would LOVE Brian…

justice means just us white folks

redditleaf was right

this image sexually arouses me

nope the reasoning is that the dude is 70 years old and not likely to pose a danger to society and it's eating taxpayer money to keep oldies in prison lol. you want them locked up until they die out of anger and vengeance that's all

i'm quite athletic, I was just putting it out there. I tell him all the time to get a bicycle instead because it'd cut his commute time in half

I said death penalty. So there'd be no more tax payer money being wasted. I'd even streamline the process to not allow so many appeals, to reduce the court costs too.
Nice try, fag. I also said that I'd put people like you up for the death penalty for trying to be soft on crime, but I'd settle for exile.

Habbies :))))))))))

notice how the only people who hate on me are dumb uneducated rednecks who live in shitty flyover states

says a lot

you totally don't sound emotional and vindictive at all
kill all those who disagree amirite

youre educated and live in the worst part of a flyover state though

i am literally from oakland and i hope a nigger shoots you

Should I make the new

uneducated*

oof

no i will

chicago is not flyover and living in the shittiest part of the city is still miles better than living in some shitty rural town
oakland is ghetto

Okay but it better not be dogshit or I'll kill every dog in your neighborhood

criminal: kidnaps a bus of children

you: BuT tHiNk Of ThE cRiMiNaL's FeElInGs

No, I don't think I will. There's no emotion in this. He's a threat and deserves to be removed from society, permanently. If we can't use the death penalty, then life in prison.

chicago is a state

wew

never mind

You already said you would. Make it NOW.

i dont want to wait 5 minutes

did i say that? no. learn to read, dumb bitch.
everywhere in illinois outside of chicago is flyover country. chicago is the only relevant part of the state.

Fine I'll make it

you are just jealous that you weren't born in a big city and i was

good boy

make the new a BIRD edition. make it bird themeed

I made the last 2 someone else do it

New

brian cant read and doesnt know where his state capitol is

lol

i was going to sneak in and make a new while everyone else was talking about it, but then i also got slapped with a 300 second timer

test

the capitol is worthless and i said what i said

chicao doesnt write the state laws, so youre wrong again. Really showing off that "education" you dont have

i don't care, the capitol produces nothing of value besides that

the university of Illinois is also in Champaign, so once again, youre just showing youre retarded and dont even value education

Don't tell me what to do