/cumland/-canada usa mexico iceland

patrick bateman

no previous

barely an edition

damn we really are a dumb general

Lmao you just made another fail version, cum standards are slipping

Would have been better if you got dubs

william wallace

nobody capable of making a new properly

general slows down until one thread becomes the clear winner

This used to be somewhat uncommon now it seems like the norm

Me me me me me me

we need mommy spinnoid to make the new because we're all too retarded or lazy

Me me me me me me

The thermostat in my apartment is currently 87F
:(

ain't gonna work bruh bruh.

Thunderrrrrr

SNIFF

LMAO

you used to get banned if our trannitor saw you posting Brandon, even if it was a meme. But when he dropped out it became okay o algo

he dropped out

Dropped out of existence, it seems

janny doesn't ban for politics as much now that the election is over
mid-day /cum/ talks about politics more days than it doesn't

why do chuds even care about the 13 50 statistic? you don't even live near black people. you live in some shitty rural town full of 99% white boomers.
and most of the crime is targeted against other black people anyways. chuds just want something to feel superior about.

they still delete posts that say the T name directly. Sometimes many hours after the fact. But yes our resident tranny janny has mellowed so I thank him for using his estrogen regularly.

why do chuds even care about the 13 50 statistic? you don't even live near black people. you live in some shitty rural town full of 99% white boomers.

you live in the ghetto surrounded by them

Most chuds saying that are brown people who live around brown people and to a lesser extent blacks thoughbeit

there's nothing wrong with being a chud incel

and? much of the violence is gang related. so unless you're black and in a gang, you have pretty much nothing to worry about.
find something else to fearmonger about

shant be posting in schizojeet new

What is the point of /cum/ when it's over?
Re-unification?

Reality has an incel chud bias

reunification of Manchuria

and? much of the violence is gang related

lmao. Its just gangland shootouts and murders bro

Chud ideology borders on mainstream now, this would have been unthinkable not that long ago. How the leftoids failed to contain this despite holding the levers of power will be studied in the future.

the invasion of nanking

Exactly. Everyone should stop holding it against americans and using it to rationalize gun-grabbing

yeah that's been known for years but chuds have painted the picture that black people are out there killing random whitoids for no reason

that's not how reality works, chuddie

japs didn't go nearly far enough

catberg is yelling really loudly about something.

my job is full of black people and none of them are gang bangers killing people on the streets

Everyone makes fun of Hitler's terrible strategic decisions but the Japs were worse tbqh

They don't invite whitey to the after-work gang bang

its a south side thing, we're just #built different
*gets insomnia from the gunfire and police sirens*

Cutting my data usage really close this month.

it's 10:16 pm and there's been total silence for hours except for cars passing by on the road

i bet they're very ornery tho

you already posted this in the other thread. here's the attention (you) wanted though

youtube.com/watch?v=rOuyEZMKIic

They do be getting angry suddenly and over small things

no. a bit loud and crack jokes a bit too much but that's it. quite chill otherwise

I think someone new has joined the general. Or they could have been around for a while and I'm just now noticing them. But whoever they are, I don't like them.

let me tell you about where you live

that's in englewood or somewhere. there are varying degrees of shittiness in different hoods.

mine is medium level, englewood is high level. latino hoods in general are more calm and not as chaotic

Just because I'm paki doesn't mean i smell

i've been here for a while now

bro is really bragging that his hood isnt the WORST of the ghetto

That's just schizojeet, he's been here for a while now. You learn to ignore the smell eventually.

still hungry

i'm schizopoo

Imagine being this much of a phonefag

damn look at this literal war zone full of dead bodies and police cars at 10:24 on a thursday night

Not a big fan of any of the 12 tribes of israel

I think someone new has joined the general. Or they could have been around for a while and I'm just now noticing them. But whoever they are, I don't like them.

my package was supposedly delivered and yet the mailman never came today. i cant wait for cuts to the postal service to make this whole thing even more efficient!

woops i meant wednesday

package delivered

arrived an entire year later

Yeah, that does happen

went to google to show this dumbass how street view means nothing and holy FUCK who is paying 2m for property on crenshaw blvd

Samaritans seem kinda interesting

I got a package in the mail today. It was a book.

i used to be friends with some white guy who was scared of going out at night in lincoln park because he thought it was dangerous.

fucking lmao. LINCOLN PARK of all places

i suspect it's in the hands of some good samaritan who is definitely not enjoying my cheap chinese tech products

I got my package in a male today. Lol

youtube.com/watch?v=47QbPJwm2YM

yah so anyway, Brian's a dumbass

Listening to led Zeppelin but I got the Dead cute up next

A porch pirate or a thieving postal service worker?

hmmmmmm

i heard california just passed some kind of law that lets them subdivide up lots to maybe lower property prices

cute up

ESL lol

Nah m8 just using voice to text

LITERAL empty streets at 10:31 pm

yes please tell me more about where i live

Any Bellingham chads itt

chicago has parts where you just can't go, meanwhile in la the cancer is just beneath the surface no matter where you go

chicago has parts where you just can't go

yea if you're a pussy

Just get a billion dollars and move to Brentwood bro

Are people afraid to go out at night?

cumba wumba

sorry i dont want to be killed by stray bullets in some nightmarish urban ghetto because i just had to try the newest cheap caribbean place

there's no night life in this area and people got jobs

hmmm

nightmarish

lol
lmao even

i should walk down the street to walgreens recording the whole way to show how nightmarish it really is

I thought the eternal nightmare of eating lunch alone would end after graduation but it still continues after getting a job.

DM grl

do literally nothing for several days while waiting for a response and refresh the inbox 40 times

also happpen iyc

not much different than rednecks doing redneck shit in white trash states

it's a nightmare when you're a kid but a blessing once you're an adult

WHOOPS

welcome to the next 10 years bud

Watching the HBO Spawn animated series

For me it's the opposite. I hated eating with people as a kid but now that I'm grown I'm desperate for anything to keep me from putting on a youtube video and mindlessly vacuuming up my entire kitchen over the span of 15 minutes.

kek what the fuck

the only notable touristy things to do in the south side are visiting the museums

not that you chuds travel outside of your shitty states anyway

I already posted my camera shot of guranteed rate field, retard

didn't ask

you dont know anything about the south side!

heres the tourist attraction in the south side

d-didnt ask!!!!

who even considers soldier field the south side? that's literally downtown

i feel like you dont have to be a chud or hate black people or live in a chud state to recognize that there are parts of chicago that should be avoided

for sure there aren't girls that look like this in the southside

soldier field

uh oh, brian cant even read

NYC is the crown jewel of the US

bridgeport is literally full of caucasians and asians
you gotta go further than that

It will be turned into radioactive rubble by the Chinese

I, A 4'2 Blonde Schoolgirl, Was Reincarnated as a Gangster Disciple in Another World?!

Did eminem and dido ever have a kid

I'd watch that

yeah, me

PENNIES GET YOUR PENNIES FRESH SHEKELS 10% INTEREST ON DIMES NO MONEY DOWN PENNIES GET YOUR PENNIES HERE TWO FOR ONE PENNIES ONE HUNDRED PENNIES ONLY TEN PERCENT INTEREST DIMES I GOT DIMES I EVEN GOT QUARTERS PENNIES PENNIES FOR SALE

no guys you don't get it, i literally visited one of the most touristy places in the city where there's tons of security and where it's far away from where actual crime happens, i am totally an expert on urban crime now

giuliani really cleaned up NY

He didn't get rid of the satanists thoo

someone birthed this thing and it typed this out

friendwhoseparentssmoked'sbasementcore

PENNIES GET YOUR PENNIES COME GET YOUR NICKELS AND QUARTERS AND DIMES AT LOW LOW PRICES PENNIES PENNIES COME GET YOUR PENNIES ONLY 10% DOWN EVERY 100 PENNIES PENNIES PENNIES COME PENNIES FOR SALE

Dido, the legendary queen of Carthage? No, I don't think Eminem is 3,000 years old

least autistic canadian

PENNIES FOR SALE THREE FOR FOUR A NICKEL AND FIVE FOR A DIME ONLY FIVE PERCENT INTEREST PENNIES PENNIES COME WITH YOUR PANTIES PENNIES FOR SALE

this is the best area to buy a condo

schizojeet...

theyve been trying to make baltimore come back and it just refuses to happen. detroit will come back before baltimore

I GOT PENNIES I GOT NICKELS I GOT QUARTERS I GOT DIMES HELL I HAVEN'T GOT LOONIES AND AMERICAN FUCKING $1 BILLS COME GET YOUR PENNIES PENNIES FOR SALE ONLY 10% INTEREST ON SHEKELS FOR SALE PENNIES PENNIES FOR SALE

is that the north loop area?

Don’t know if I won the lottery today, the thicket’s in my car and I wish to sleep. I’ll update you all on my inevitable win tomorrow

do you know how to read

SELLING PENNIES PENNIES FOR SALE

how does transformes still hold up today

only poor people play the lottery

Yea and I’ll be a millionaire tomorrow

I see poor folks buy thick books worth of lottery tickets sad!

i keep getting banned from snapchat and can't send dick pics anymore

me, a thinking man, spending that money on alcohol instead

Gonna take a hammer to my dick and balls in a sec

Okay I thought it was a meme but holy shit a good chunk of Gen Z is aging like absolute shit

Yeah I actually think this which is weird cause they drink and do drugs less

high obesity rates and poisonous food will do it

yeah poor people are usually pretty stupid. not always but most of the time they're dumb as fuck which means they stay poor. really is a curse.

90% of cummers are poor

Terry looks 40

lack of exercise, awful goyslop diets, too much time sitting in front of a screen creating vitamin D deficiency, and tons of pharmaceuticals (i.e. pills for their mental disorders, coof juice because being quadvaxxxed is the right thing to do, etc.) basically turns them into broken androids.

they talk about zoomies having brainrot but it's not far from the truth, their brains are literally being turned into goopy worthless mush with their poor diets, overall lazy lifestyles, and constant consumption of jewish propaganda. even the movies and music they consume are the worst possible variant, it's all mumble rap and capeshit.

i wouldnt be poor if i werent a socially defective cripple

Ricky Berwick is a literal cripple and he does alright. You're gonna tell me you're more fucked up than he is?

everyone's mentally ill
at least we get treatment for it

being the laughing stock of the internet is not what i would call alright

yeah ill just become an influencer real quick how stupid of me not to have thought of that
instead i wasted my time going to college lol

Just watched Hell or High Water, definitely in a cowboy state of mind now. Gonna be shooting my shotguns this weekend and listening to country music for at least a couple months until I find something new.

Howdy pardners.

this except the vaxx helping sightly

Yeah kinda seems stupid in hindsight, tons of influencers making a great living and most cumtards are poor and bitter despite being NEETs with no responsibility or college-educated and still blaming everyone for their lot in life.

Excuses are like assholes Taylor, everyone's got one.

didn't jason have a youtube channel? how come he didn't blow up

Don’t forget the UV levels have been steadily increasing, causing more sun damage to skin (but especially European skin)

being overweight or lonely is worse than smoking btw

So what your saying is that I might as well light one up

Das a good movie

UV levels have been steadily increasing.

Yeah but nowhere near enough to actually cause problems for us. It's the same hoax as "climate change" being caused by us driving gasoline cars. Sure the earth is warming, but not because of anything we're doing. Earth used to be insanely hot and covered in a fuckload of jungles, the idea that it should just magically stay comfy for one specific species is retarded.

once my spiritual business pops off i will start making content that is both educational and entertaining

and start getting thousands of dollars for sponsorships

I wish I had the attention span to read through a novel but I have terminal zoomer rotbrain.

Youtube shouldn't allow any language besides English. Especially not mutty ones like Spanish. DISGUSTING.

he's just unlikeable

good. the last thing we need is colonizer whitoids stealing our powerful afro-caribbean witchcraft

I don’t think it’s too far off to say that all the chemicals we’ve been pumping into the atmosphere have fucked in the ozone layer

he has a fanbase on other boards

In the past I had an idea of making a tinder profile of /cum/ personalities and seeing how they perform

fanbase

i doubt it's more than 4 people

We should unironically burn people at the stake for practising witchcraft.

Given the size of the planet and the incredibly tiny time period in which that's been happening, it's actually extremely far fetched to suggest it. People doubted it with sincerity and it was impossible to prove, so they turned climate study into a cult like Christianity of the Middle Ages. To question it is blasphemy; only the unenlightened and the damned would speak out against the Church ("science").

Interesting, how'd that turn out?

I haven’t don’t it yet, I’d probably do Jason first then Urkel

4 more female fans than you have

our ruling class practices witchcraft on the masses.
you could join them and become powerful like them or cry about it and stay powerless as a slave to yahweh.

the only reason why i keep coming back here is because i have low testosterone and that stops me from socializing and holding down a job

sure the earth is warming, but not because of anything we're doing

lol deluded

chuds are retarded and deserve to suffer from their stupidity

Their version of witchcraft always seems to involve molesting kids which makes it even more evil than just worshipping the devil. It's actually insane they couldn't just stop at satanism, they had to push it even further.

Pointing out their evil doesn't weaken my position; joining them means becoming a pedo so it's odd you'd suggest that.

chuds are retarded and deserve to suffer from their stupidity

pedophilia is not a requirement to undergo qliphothic initiation and some satanists even argue that demons hate child molesters

shit I want to become the elite

why does anime create so many trannies in the west
and not Japan?
Japan's force SRS laws?

need to make din din but Im too lazy(depressed) to cook

female fans

gayson...

what's stopping you

and not Japan?

he is unaware

Definitely not concerned with the opinions of people who worship the devil, whether they like pedos or not. That shit was nowhere near as rampant when we just all agreed to set them on fire in the town square.

japan has trannies they're just more likely to pass since asian men often look more feminine

Picture presented with no comment

good god this image is at least over a decade old by now

k keep me posted

I might be a demon from the darkest depths of hell, but raping children is downright unamerican

I thought they have a law if they call themselves women
they have to force snip
but i heard it got removed

Yeah time flies when faggots are ruining Western civilization.

who cares. you can attain apotheosis and control the world with the power you get from qliphothic initiation

I wonder what that guy is doing now. Imagine if he eventually went full chud.

i personally don't think demons care what humans do. i believe they're amoral (as opposed to immoral). they let us decide what our moral framework is

I jerk off to tranny porn and can tell you that Japanese trannies are amongst the ugliest and manliest looking. They don't do surgeries and look awful.

remember how shitty things were in 2015

thank god that's all over and things are so much better now. all it took was a solid decade of people on TV complaining and telling everyone else how shitty they are.

do you consider yourself gay?

he is a golem of Zion
so he thinks he is straight

Urkel actually gets bitches

Who cares.

i'm just curious

i'm being tricked by a demon

People don't want to believe it but the pendulum is always swinging. It was inevitable enough people were going to get sick of lefties. However, it will eventually swing back. Hopefully not to the level of retardation that it did in the past decade.

historically oppressed and margenalized people have basic human rights now? oh how the west has fallen...

lmao IRL

why do I only have chicken noodle soup
I need to diversify

Nothing to inherit, no privileges to take advantage of.

Uh, you really think a self-made man like Jeff Bezos had it made, coming from a broken home and having to be raised by his grandfather who was merely a director of the US atomic energy commission?

In fairness, it is the king of soups and objectively the tastiest.

Chowders are their own thing and can't be compared to soups.

we're all being oppressed by the rich

I need to get some French onion or tomato

now THATS flavor

who do you think would win in a fight, jason or brian

it is a great deception played on the american people that we have been tricked into thinking chicken noodle is better than chicken and wild rice

Tomato soup is lame, it's the quintessential dork soup.

French Onion can be insanely delicious or horrendous depending on who makes it. I've had both variants, the worst tasted like someone cooked a gym sock in dish water.

Some rich guy gives me money every month and all i have to do is sit around for 8 hours a day

for me? it's pho

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE TOMATO SOUP, WHERES THE ORIGINALITY

me, no question
i excel in the art of spiritual warfare. i can crush my enemies without even touching them

Unless you're an absolute fucking child who thinks too many black people and trannies on tv is something that actually matters you should be able to see that everything is always moving to the right. Such constant rightward movement is why the country's on life-support.

When a whole society is dedicated to making like 20 people richer than God, it's gonna collapse.

there is a bomb ass pho restaurant right by my apartment that I love going to

if only I had a gf to take there and impress

I am fucking resisting the urge to eat the chinese food in thr fridge
Im so powerful
I will do it
I need to cut
I need to grt shredded
I will go to bed with tummy rumbling

you can have whatever you want but tomato soup sucks, that's just a fact. no amount of soyjak coping will change this.

*dunks Butternut Squash nuts on your forehead*

youve failed to hex anyone here on at least 10 occasions

How much does a CBT fetishist have to pay you to crush his balls with black magic?

isn't it like 5am in Iceland

Yeah. I'm at work

i never used palo mayombe on anyone here. for that i would need your name or picture
at best i can curse someone to make them infertile

need a gf built like a picnic table

Brian can you teach me effective ways to larp as a magician so i can get in in the etsy spellcasting grift
I eanna charge women 30 bucks for a love spell and send them the same 5 pictutes of a burnt candle

based timethief

Icelanders are also known as "free-clockers", traditionally eschewing day-night cycles thanks to their extreme latitude

Naruhodo

I'm a free-cocker
I always got my dick out

JUST IN: 23andMe won permission from a judge to try to sell information about customers’ medical and ancestry-related data, per Bloomberg.

oh
I
am
LAFFIN

crazy how the jews have rebounded, we're practically where we started in 1900

Digits

the market is quite oversaturated so you have to prove yourself to stand out from the crowd. i would tell you but i don't want to create compeittion for myself

youtube.com/watch?v=GAFqq9ZbZoc&list=PLKjFWoThP8edC5Fa25RAeENjUZxsJKctW&index=3&ab_channel=DarlingTheBaka
not having a skinny white girl with blue eyes is suffering

I told people theyd do this and got called a weirdo

Pretty good episode tonight. I saw the whole thing coming but it was still entertaining

They are going bankrupt but still ya know, pretty obvious outcome they would use their data for bad

you can't expect to just get digits, they are only given to the faithful

wanting to be with a white woman in 2025

enjoy being wiener cousins with 10 black guys and some dogs

was at the bus stop today waiting for the bus when this check pulls up to the curb because her boyfriend(?) was also waiting at the same stop with me. She had to drive off because it was a major roadway and there were cars right behind her, but she went all the way up to the next intersection(2 blocks down), flipped onto a side street and came around to pick him up

I think itd be nice to have a girlfriend

i don't hate rich people for oppressing me, that's only natural. i hate that their reality distorting wealth infects the culture and warps the minds of people who don't have it.
take music for example. aside from hood rappers who get murdered after topping the charts every other big new musician is a shameless nepo baby who has zero meaningful life experiences to base their music on because their wealth has flattened any potential obstacles they might have ever come across. now you have a whole generation of people who grew up consuming nothing but nepo baby content wondering why their lives aren't working out the way the art they consumed led them to believe it should

Kinda surreal how she went from Anon Babble's darling to being a meme caricature of herself

he's a busriding loser too, that's proof-positive that you could also get a gf if he was able to get one (she even had her own car too)

Same. The brother and I are going to have an interesting conversation come Thanksgiving

Man im "urged"(dunno how translate this expression into english outside horny as fuck) as fuck.
Today i saw a girl that looked like the asperger girl but huge breasts and wider hips and i almost barked in the supermarket.

They made a tv show with all sexy clown girls?

1am is my bedtime, gn jumbo cumbos

It's fucking pouring outside.

Later dude

BC? big storm is hitting the PNW

so it's goon time or whatever

Yeah mate.

Momberg is bringing home pizza.

Man cmon i need thr side hustle

No I was talking about perry mason

HORY SHET IT RAIN SO MUT RIGH NAO

Damn, you have good taste

you shouldn't eat so late

i'll have slop too

She was sexxxo.

Now this is based

the number of schizos and genuine unhinged mental illness on Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble make me really think dead internet theory is real

When i move into stepdadbergs house i really hope im in delivery range of slop
The only reason i dont weigh 300lb is because i cant get papa johns delivered to my house

remember that time Korea had a swine flu outbreak and they used bulldozers to bury thousands of screaming pigs alive in gigantic pits

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

it's pouring though so i'll have to put in a nice tip

Damn, so much wasted bacon.

Canadians be like there's a moose in the hoose eh.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gd1utPjcYFk

Gee thanks

Tell me about it

I never tip. Some delivery driver out there is lucky I don't have any money tonight otherwise I'd be buying Domino's or smth.

those videos used to be posted on Anon Babble

youtube.com/watch?v=vGylDMu_0TU

WHAT A SIN

the number of schizos

dead internet theory

pick one retard
you don't know understand dead internet theory

at best i do money spells to help you get a job or grow a business

Denmark did something similar during covid. They did a pogrom on 17 million minks. Can you imagine that?

New thread

He thinks the schizos aren't real people

FUCK NO

can do*

IM sure at least two of them are just autists telling chatgpt to make up some ragebait about a game or band

O nej! En mink har covid? Vi må slagte alle minkene i landet!

Dumbasses