/brit/

Britain's favorite pajeeta peng ting, Naomi Scott, edition

is there something wrong with her fannard

she has big bumpy warts on the inside

So basically just buy a small bit of land - 5k
Buy a caravan £500-1k
You’re now set for life never have to worry about bills or mortgages or credit scores or interest rates ever again
Sorted

gfberg crying about her period cramps

oh
why is the other lady ok with touching them

Jinnytty Sex Arse!!!!!!!!

Naomi Scott sexarse

So basically just buy a small bit of land - 5k

lol

lovely fockin twink arses

get in

mid ahh

The scran for me and the missus later

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er dunno maybe she has them too

ktim later when i download grindr drunk x

beginning the wanking ceremony

been getting into Mike Patton recently, the man's a genius honestly

the rare lady rorke

Don't hold it in, ever.

it was odd seeing so many normies lust for digital porn of her

That's a spaki dogshit zinger

there's no relationship stronger than that between a spouse and his wife's work husband

she's a pangpang isnt she x

The UK is rich but also poorer than literally everyone around us (including the Isle of Man which is a certified shithole)

What can we learn from this?

done fuck all with my day but im getting hungry again

hope she cheats on you with a bbc

Can alcohol make you drunk

Mate u can defo buy a tiny field big enough for a caravan for 5k

Diego would've loved this edition

including the Isle of Man which is a certified shithole

As is Ireland
They only seem richer due to being tax havens

Wogs awfully silent after this dropped

need more wogs asap it seems

grim existence though where does all the poo go in a caravan

mad how small bruce lee was
if he werent shredded he'd just be another tiny chinaman

service fee + delivery

um wot

grow up

women arent involved in crime

just gotten the ol' bumhole gaped by BAMEs

on the beers

whats that cheeky dot off the coast of america?

Yeah? Let's see a listing then

you're telling me these lil niggas are richer than us why don't we just invade them

Just be grateful one of them is a white guy

just play GTA V and pretend it's VI cause they basically look the same

Bermuda

wogmind

You don’t poo in the caravan go outside in your field dig a a deep hole like atleast 8ft and shit in it. It will sort of just melt down into the mud

she's brown & foreign m8, come on now

Bermuda (tax haven)
If you're talking about the even smaller dot close to Cuba that's the Cayman Islands (the tax haven to end all tax havens)

i could play gta if it were set in 80s London desu

Having another poo

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what about Eritrea

Turning 28 in a week and need to figure out what I can do to get myself together rapidly and not end up killing myself before I'm 30. Any oldcels experience this?

1st class

wearing the new espadrilles and chuffing on a toscano cigar

Not a fan of slippery slopes

1st class

for what reason
literally what do you gain from having a 1st class train ticket

because they're Australian territory m8

whats her skin colour got to do with anything pal

This is 7.5k and is WAY bigger than what I was talking about

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Man, these people took my kids from me
Then they froze my bank account
I got so much anger in me, got no way to take it out
Think I'm stuck in the Matrix
Where the fuck is my nitrous?
Yes, I’m a cuck, I like when people fuck on my bitch

you get free drinks and some crisps

No planning application has been submitted for this scheme.

Good luck

um um UM

bizarre behaviour

went better for me when i stopped drinking alone and having deranged wanks on friday nights then spending my weekend hanging like a bat in my incel cave and actually got out

Most people do nothing and you'll soon understand all those hopes and dreams you had were never going to happen.

what do single men do to relax that isnt runtlike

Colddddd

camping. hiking

i accept your concession. anything else?

Can see his bumhole and willy

have friends that you can do things with

I don't have hopes or dreams, you see. That's why I'm in this position.

bouldering

cheaper to uber?

not gay but I'd go balls deep in that

haha yeah

Landlords! Landlords! Landlords!

You can buy land but you will not get planning permission for your caravan, sorry mate

Naomi Scott stole an arab girl’s role in Aladdin that evil hoe

ah yeah that's totally worth the extra £40 or whatever it is

feigning ignorance

come on now

1st class

on our trains?
Come on lad
They don't even have proper food any more

Why would u need planning for a caravan u retard

lf there's one thing Hitler loved, it was black man singing about their penis

ummed so hard at a post my face turned inside out

You dont need planning permission from local authorities or the land registry for mobile abodes retard.

black white or Latina mate women are not hardened criminal armed robbers and never have been

what's the catch

Yeah?

Alri

Why would u need planning for a caravan

Because you will be living there permanently.
See above. Lots of retards like you have tried it and you end up getting fucked in the arse by the council.

Who would you have cast?

Fuck knows mate it’s a field

remember that mexican cartel leader that was a woman, think shes dead now thoughever

i would cast myself

The kebobs for tonight's scran

Adolf Hitler - Vindicated

my closest friend is a drug dealer and i don’t do drugs so i’m fucked

that was a movie and it was a tranny

reddit is making fun of me for being a virgin again

Right so the original claim you made about no land being purchasable for £5,000 has magically and very casually shifted to an argument about planning permission. I accept your concession.

Pikeys do it and have no problem. Actually pikeys do it on land they don’t even own and have no problem. Why would I need to tell any gay council if I’m living there? They aren’t going to come round and check are they

Normally I just start screaming at my monitor yes you know the type you're imagining it in your mind's eye right now and I froth at the mouth when I see pornography of the gay persuasion because I have serious anger issues that debilitate me daily. I'm on PIP not only for that but I've got a bad back and I heard lots of people were getting on PIP for me mentioning it here and I am going so strong, course I've had many people want to know my identity but the maximum rate PIP life, free council tax and all the other benefits are quite nice and it allows me to live like a King. And you know what? It might not be for you, but it is for me. I hear Spainnonce is on it now, nice one kid. Come round to Wigam and I'll put you in though, haha. NONCE.

become his partner in crime

He’s on meth, just like most of the modern runts that worship him.

got a package from china that smells like actual cancer. like they simultaneously burned plastic, rubber and an ash tray full of cigarette buds and let the product sit in it. disgusting

why are continentals such pompous prats

If you're prettier than Naomi, I'll back you

I wouldn't want to live in South Korea to be honest, it seems like a very cool country, but I think they work long hours and they don't shag

pangpang done u

one day a negro will rap abut drugs and sex over my speeches and the world will know l was right

I thought that but the video is sped up and he’s watching a race too so idk

Pikeys do it and have no problem.

Are you a pikey? Do you have a community of criminals around you to put the council off harrassing you? No.

right
1 tbs ballymoe relish
1 tsp dijon mustard
2 tbs roasted red pepper
1 tsp 12 year aged balsamic vinegar

6 looks noticeably better

It looks like a horrible place to live and koreans don't seem like good people

Being on PIP allows me to post here with the lads with my desk chair with full lumbar support. No more bad back, no more crumpled pillows, just luxury comfort. And I hear you giggling to yourself, and I say get on it and tell your doctor you're giggling to yourself and I kid you not they will refer you to some psych ward like something is wrong with you. I've begun chuckling to myself through out the day imagining what I'd do to Spainnonce if I ever got a hold on him. JUST KIDDING i'm on tag

he offered that but he’s just not a reliable fella to be partners with mate. he uses himself

I accept your concession

VIA rail is definitely worse

it do be like that

had that relish in a breakfast bap recently, was pengers

my dad works at rockstar and im playing gtavi right now u jelly

shes prettier than me but she’s still a thief but maybe that makes her great for the role since Jasmine wanted to larp as a poor beggar in the movie

why the fuk is there suddenly a roastoid main character in GTA.....oh

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how are you getting internet

Why the fuck do you ignore half the point u little dickhead if you can’t answer just say that

sim cards !!

cost is 730

it must be the 40 up charge for first class

retard

stfu retard

perfect
you're the sober stable one and slowly over time you take over more and more of the operation and then when the plans are in motion you betray him and take the million dollar drug empire for yourself

cant find the new YE song anywhere...(((they))) must have taken it down...

Looks a bit like Jynx Maze

Can alcohol make you drunk

Starlink

ye binble

the song is still clearly up?

gta 6 plot: lucia is a snitch and jason is an undercover cop

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fizzy strawberry peach lemon limeade

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haha nice one mate
could snake all his contacts and tip off the police, put him away for 25 years

Because your neighbours will see a caravan and tell the council. Then you're fucked.

he stole it!

bouncing spainnonce in my mind

stubbies > cans

Let’s go! Gammons absolutely seething

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undercover cop

in a game where you spend 90% of your time killing police and causing havoc

retard

bro really said just live like a pikey lol

Are you an XX woman or an XY woman?

lucia is BBC ONLY and jason is a cuck

What neighbours it’s a fucking field in the middle of nowhere

Not going to happen is it lmao
Weird little retards, the welsh

leftypol using a racial slur to denigrate the english working class is he

bizarre

So much hate in your heart
Hateful little man

pay footballers wages to fat balding men

i got called retarded looking, one girl said all my features look smooshed together to make space for my chin and today, a girl said that it was pathetic and sad to see me try to dress up and look good for my pictures. another time, i was actually having a nice conversation with a girl for a few days until she randomly told me that she can have low standards for appearance but she can't get over how im both short (5'5) and unattractive.

I think the original founders of GTA/rockstar have all left the company so it’s not going to be what people expect.

gonna finish the day with some vodka and a fat blunt
That's just the way we do things round these parts, fellas

What neighbours it’s a fucking field in the middle of nowhere

There is no such thing as no neighbours in this country
You're not living in rural Alaska retard

Absolute alphacuck

going to get cuck on vinyl that shit will be iconic

New!

the trailers make it look more like fast and furious than gta

misandrist feminists: men shouldn't be allowed in women's spaces!! Ban men immediately!!!

also misandrist feminists: take over all men's spaces and make whatever they like feminised and gay

rorke dancing like no one's watching

Why the fuck do you care if it’s considered runtlike? That’s what makes you a runt

Will you ever get over Spaino? lmfao x

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a bee spill
or
basil peel
or
easy pill
or
alley sip

actually so depressed I didn’t get any weed in for this weekend. I guess I can do some shots of rum but I’m trying to stay lean

woodland

Never going to get permission

Who?

making oyakodon for tea tonight x

ok I'm coming too

Half of you runts need to fuck off spamming shit gimmicks which nobody reads or replies to, get a life you boring bastards

Shall NOT be clicking that

Mate no one is that much of a faggot to go and beg some council for permission to get a shit little caravan on some field you already own just give it a rest

why would anyone want to live in the woods, all them bugs n that would bite the fuck out of you

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

Have decided I will be going out shortly to do a bit of littering in pristine areas of natural beauty

Half of you runts need to fuck off spamming shit gimmicks which nobody reads or replies to, get a life you boring bastards

it will be a nice game but the people writing it now are over socialised college millenials from america. the dry and subtle humour which is what makes it so good just won’t be there anymore imo

Most outdoorsy man in Britain

You know DTFIC ;)

wonder what sort of mental disorder I have

What?

bugs are a lot worse in other places. warmer places closer to the equator/jungles etc.

homosexuality and retardation

it's very tasty and pretty easy to make I like it

Spainlord, your rapist.

who cares about the story i just want to run around miami shagging fat latinas

that dark damp ocarina of time soundtrack - deku tree/grotto pack

foreign muck

It's going to be shite
Bet Lucia is constantly saving the guy from death while making emasculating comments and other such feminist dogshit

that importing tens of millions of economic deadweights is *not* good for long-term prosperity

Typical slop with a joint male/female lead who are equally as strong but eventually fall in love

Don't know who that is or what you're talking about sorry

I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines

cooked him

wonder will you be able to shag lucia

Must have buried that truama deep x

been eating LOADS of mackerel recently

You seem to have some traumatic event about rape and Spain on your mind that you've projected onto me
Sorry you feel that way anon

reading crime and punishment
just got to the bit where the alcoholic father learns that his daughter was forced into prostitution by his actions shortly before dying
pretty heavy stuff

queen's died lads

cant stop FUCKING FARTING

Cooking it or from the can? Not that I see a difference just wondering

Why do yanks get circumcised again?

Haha sounds like a right laugh

its the bit when they beat the horseberg that got me

all my niggas grangling, nigga

We are the slaves of jews

who are equally as strong

seen a pic of my nan on her wedding day and I'd eat her box tbf

alri raskolnikov

that was meant to be a dream howeverthoughalbeit

thought this was a bradley image at first ffs this general has destroyed my brain

some canned
some of those smoked mackers on toast
all just depends on my mood really

well if he didn't want to be mistaken for bradders then he shouldn't have been photographed in front of a blue background

people have been saying this

BRADLEYING
CAN'T STOP BRADLEYING
BRADLEY
R
A
D
L
E
Y

Happiest piece of Russian literature

might sew a ralph lauren pony onto my asda staff polo

Mate no one is that much of a faggot to go and beg some council for permission to get a shit little caravan on some field you already own just give it a rest

Yes they are, no one wants a smelly little incel like you living in a caravan in the woods
People will fear for their children, rorke.

Ive had sex with girls before
You lads have too right ?

why were we all told to read Dostoyevsky by Jordan Peterson? What are any of us supposed to take from it?

I think the RL logo is now firmly embedded into runtwear culture and I don't think of anyone differently anymore. I'm almost certain the perception was different 15 years ago.

Google broken is it?

Reddit admins be like

Ummm sweetie? We're banning this subreddit about shoplifting because it's BAD

meanwhile 20 variations of rape porn subreddits stay open

State

I was encouraged to read it by my uni lecturer because it's all about the motivations that drive someone to murder and the consequences of it after the fact.

rorke's main oven

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what are the names of these 20 subreddits aha

Cannot imagine taking any advice from somebody on head meds like him, sounds twisted

Sir air friar

reckon it would be an airfryer desu

Dostoyevsky by Jordan Peterson

is this a good book then?

might go and look at some boobies on the internet

wengardium samosaaaa

Only thrice, once when I was 9, again when I was 12, and the last time when I was 16

rorke disregards the air fryer as new age wokery

Yeah, it's the most censored search engine on the internet

New Zealand

any goofy silly billy always-down-for-a-laugh type niggas in?

Erm, you got molested lad...

Tried to read that but struggled too much with the names. Swear every character has a name five syllables long. Kept getting confused between all of the characters.

in two minds about /brit/

how did dostoyevsky know all that tho...

Very disappointed that you won't be able to take girls on dates in gta 6, it was my favorite activity in San Andreas and gta4

rorke ordering a cutting edge water toaster off temu
i heard him remark that air fryers are "so passé" these days

there’s a serial killer on the loose in the New England area of the US

im the real thing

yes I'm well aware

is there an ink shortage every supermarket receipt I've printed this week has been so faded you can hardly read any of the items on it

3rd day of doing drugs and gorging on food while doing absolutely fuck else. My excuse of getting over a cold is running thin seeing as the worst of my cold was last week and i've had two days of rest since I last toiled.

Tonight's the night

they dont use ink its thermal paper

rinsed him

might go on the park run tomorrow
been in the gym and I think I'm at the point I could manage a 5k without looking like a dickhead
never been before, any runners got any tips for not looking like an autistic freak?

34 year old lad on a mad one

Never realised until last week that Trevor could call up Lamar to hang out in GTA V

brexit means brexit

I haven't been in a few years but I can assure you no one will be thinking about you whilst running

Sanjeet, do the needful.
It's a jeet.

If you have some God fear, any kind of moral transgression can be lumped in with committing murder. He could have stolen Dayquil from the airport and then beaten himself up and then written crime and punishment.

put one foot in front of another and then swap over as fast as you can and only do that between the starting and finishing lines

just run nobody cares
and it's a parkrun there'll already be far more autistics there than you

They didn't have Dayquil and airports in the middle ages retard

Yes mate, my top tip is to make sure you do not look anything like how you do today.

just don't look at the park benches where the people with their binoculars and notepads will be studying you in-depth and laughing at your every move. you will only make it worse for yourself

I'm going to win the euro millions tonight

it pint night

what if the nonce was the one that got raped by his victim?
is that ever considered? have you no heart? no empathy?

there's a ton of content that the game doesn't tell you about, same for rdr2 so imagine what will it be when gta 6 comes out

Did 190cm master race post on here ever?

Hope this sauce reduces in time, I added too much water you see

nope x

well that's how noncery spreads

what sauce you making lad

no

cum

i like music <3

It's my famous chilli chicken recipe

awesome sauce

Cheers to Ethiopian paganism/girls

im 33