Britain's favorite pajeeta peng ting, Naomi Scott, edition
/brit/
is there something wrong with her fannard
she has big bumpy warts on the inside
So basically just buy a small bit of land - 5k
Buy a caravan £500-1k
You’re now set for life never have to worry about bills or mortgages or credit scores or interest rates ever again
Sorted
gfberg crying about her period cramps
I need it
oh
why is the other lady ok with touching them
Jinnytty Sex Arse!!!!!!!!
Naomi Scott sexarse
So basically just buy a small bit of land - 5k
lol
I need it.
lovely fockin twink arses
get in
mid ahh
The scran for me and the missus later
er dunno maybe she has them too
ktim later when i download grindr drunk x
beginning the wanking ceremony
been getting into Mike Patton recently, the man's a genius honestly
the rare lady rorke
Don't hold it in, ever.
it was odd seeing so many normies lust for digital porn of her
That's a spaki dogshit zinger
womyn protag
there's no relationship stronger than that between a spouse and his wife's work husband
she's a pangpang isnt she x
The UK is rich but also poorer than literally everyone around us (including the Isle of Man which is a certified shithole)
What can we learn from this?
done fuck all with my day but im getting hungry again
hope she cheats on you with a bbc
Can alcohol make you drunk
Mate u can defo buy a tiny field big enough for a caravan for 5k
Diego would've loved this edition
including the Isle of Man which is a certified shithole
As is Ireland
They only seem richer due to being tax havens
Wogs awfully silent after this dropped
need more wogs asap it seems
grim existence though where does all the poo go in a caravan
mad how small bruce lee was
if he werent shredded he'd just be another tiny chinaman
service fee + delivery
um wot
youtube.com
Enjoy your weekend I love you
grow up
women arent involved in crime
just gotten the ol' bumhole gaped by BAMEs
on the beers
whats that cheeky dot off the coast of america?
Yeah? Let's see a listing then
you're telling me these lil niggas are richer than us why don't we just invade them
Just be grateful one of them is a white guy
just play GTA V and pretend it's VI cause they basically look the same
no other country on this planet has a train service as fucked as ours
Bermuda
wogmind
You don’t poo in the caravan go outside in your field dig a a deep hole like atleast 8ft and shit in it. It will sort of just melt down into the mud
she's brown & foreign m8, come on now
Bermuda (tax haven)
If you're talking about the even smaller dot close to Cuba that's the Cayman Islands (the tax haven to end all tax havens)
i could play gta if it were set in 80s London desu
Having another poo
what about Eritrea
Turning 28 in a week and need to figure out what I can do to get myself together rapidly and not end up killing myself before I'm 30. Any oldcels experience this?
1st class
wearing the new espadrilles and chuffing on a toscano cigar
Not a fan of slippery slopes
1st class
for what reason
literally what do you gain from having a 1st class train ticket
because they're Australian territory m8
whats her skin colour got to do with anything pal
This is 7.5k and is WAY bigger than what I was talking about
Man, these people took my kids from me
Then they froze my bank account
I got so much anger in me, got no way to take it out
Think I'm stuck in the Matrix
Where the fuck is my nitrous?
Yes, I’m a cuck, I like when people fuck on my bitch
you get free drinks and some crisps
No planning application has been submitted for this scheme.
Good luck
was cheaper
um um UM
bizarre behaviour
went better for me when i stopped drinking alone and having deranged wanks on friday nights then spending my weekend hanging like a bat in my incel cave and actually got out
Most people do nothing and you'll soon understand all those hopes and dreams you had were never going to happen.
what do single men do to relax that isnt runtlike
Colddddd
camping. hiking
i accept your concession. anything else?
Can see his bumhole and willy
have friends that you can do things with
I don't have hopes or dreams, you see. That's why I'm in this position.
bouldering
cheaper to uber?
not gay but I'd go balls deep in that
haha yeah
Landlords! Landlords! Landlords!
You can buy land but you will not get planning permission for your caravan, sorry mate
Naomi Scott stole an arab girl’s role in Aladdin that evil hoe
ah yeah that's totally worth the extra £40 or whatever it is
feigning ignorance
come on now
1st class
on our trains?
Come on lad
They don't even have proper food any more
Why would u need planning for a caravan u retard
lf there's one thing Hitler loved, it was black man singing about their penis
ummed so hard at a post my face turned inside out
You dont need planning permission from local authorities or the land registry for mobile abodes retard.
black white or Latina mate women are not hardened criminal armed robbers and never have been
what's the catch
Yeah?
Alri
Why would u need planning for a caravan
Because you will be living there permanently.
See above. Lots of retards like you have tried it and you end up getting fucked in the arse by the council.
Who would you have cast?
Fuck knows mate it’s a field
remember that mexican cartel leader that was a woman, think shes dead now thoughever
i would cast myself
The kebobs for tonight's scran
Adolf Hitler - Vindicated
my closest friend is a drug dealer and i don’t do drugs so i’m fucked
that was a movie and it was a tranny
reddit is making fun of me for being a virgin again
Right so the original claim you made about no land being purchasable for £5,000 has magically and very casually shifted to an argument about planning permission. I accept your concession.
Pikeys do it and have no problem. Actually pikeys do it on land they don’t even own and have no problem. Why would I need to tell any gay council if I’m living there? They aren’t going to come round and check are they
Normally I just start screaming at my monitor yes you know the type you're imagining it in your mind's eye right now and I froth at the mouth when I see pornography of the gay persuasion because I have serious anger issues that debilitate me daily. I'm on PIP not only for that but I've got a bad back and I heard lots of people were getting on PIP for me mentioning it here and I am going so strong, course I've had many people want to know my identity but the maximum rate PIP life, free council tax and all the other benefits are quite nice and it allows me to live like a King. And you know what? It might not be for you, but it is for me. I hear Spainnonce is on it now, nice one kid. Come round to Wigam and I'll put you in though, haha. NONCE.
become his partner in crime
He’s on meth, just like most of the modern runts that worship him.
got a package from china that smells like actual cancer. like they simultaneously burned plastic, rubber and an ash tray full of cigarette buds and let the product sit in it. disgusting
why are continentals such pompous prats
If you're prettier than Naomi, I'll back you
I wouldn't want to live in South Korea to be honest, it seems like a very cool country, but I think they work long hours and they don't shag
pangpang done u
one day a negro will rap abut drugs and sex over my speeches and the world will know l was right
I thought that but the video is sped up and he’s watching a race too so idk
Pikeys do it and have no problem.
Are you a pikey? Do you have a community of criminals around you to put the council off harrassing you? No.
right
1 tbs ballymoe relish
1 tsp dijon mustard
2 tbs roasted red pepper
1 tsp 12 year aged balsamic vinegar
6 looks noticeably better
It looks like a horrible place to live and koreans don't seem like good people
Being on PIP allows me to post here with the lads with my desk chair with full lumbar support. No more bad back, no more crumpled pillows, just luxury comfort. And I hear you giggling to yourself, and I say get on it and tell your doctor you're giggling to yourself and I kid you not they will refer you to some psych ward like something is wrong with you. I've begun chuckling to myself through out the day imagining what I'd do to Spainnonce if I ever got a hold on him. JUST KIDDING i'm on tag
he offered that but he’s just not a reliable fella to be partners with mate. he uses himself
I accept your concession
VIA rail is definitely worse
it do be like that
no it was a slag called la catrina and she got killed by the police in a shoot out
had that relish in a breakfast bap recently, was pengers
my dad works at rockstar and im playing gtavi right now u jelly
shes prettier than me but she’s still a thief but maybe that makes her great for the role since Jasmine wanted to larp as a poor beggar in the movie
why the fuk is there suddenly a roastoid main character in GTA.....oh
how are you getting internet
Why the fuck do you ignore half the point u little dickhead if you can’t answer just say that
Vladolf Putler
sim cards !!
cost is 730
it must be the 40 up charge for first class
retard
stfu retard
perfect
you're the sober stable one and slowly over time you take over more and more of the operation and then when the plans are in motion you betray him and take the million dollar drug empire for yourself
cant find the new YE song anywhere...(((they))) must have taken it down...
Looks a bit like Jynx Maze
Can alcohol make you drunk
Starlink
ye binble
the song is still clearly up?
gta 6 plot: lucia is a snitch and jason is an undercover cop
untitled.stream/library/project/9zILU0IoU0yOIw5HWtfga
fizzy strawberry peach lemon limeade
haha nice one mate
could snake all his contacts and tip off the police, put him away for 25 years
Because your neighbours will see a caravan and tell the council. Then you're fucked.
he stole it!
bouncing spainnonce in my mind
stubbies > cans
Let’s go! Gammons absolutely seething
undercover cop
in a game where you spend 90% of your time killing police and causing havoc
retard
bro really said just live like a pikey lol
Are you an XX woman or an XY woman?
lucia is BBC ONLY and jason is a cuck
What neighbours it’s a fucking field in the middle of nowhere
Not going to happen is it lmao
Weird little retards, the welsh
leftypol using a racial slur to denigrate the english working class is he
bizarre
So much hate in your heart
Hateful little man
pay footballers wages to fat balding men
i got called retarded looking, one girl said all my features look smooshed together to make space for my chin and today, a girl said that it was pathetic and sad to see me try to dress up and look good for my pictures. another time, i was actually having a nice conversation with a girl for a few days until she randomly told me that she can have low standards for appearance but she can't get over how im both short (5'5) and unattractive.
I think the original founders of GTA/rockstar have all left the company so it’s not going to be what people expect.
gonna finish the day with some vodka and a fat blunt
That's just the way we do things round these parts, fellas
What neighbours it’s a fucking field in the middle of nowhere
There is no such thing as no neighbours in this country
You're not living in rural Alaska retard
Absolute alphacuck
going to get cuck on vinyl that shit will be iconic
New!
the trailers make it look more like fast and furious than gta
misandrist feminists: men shouldn't be allowed in women's spaces!! Ban men immediately!!!
also misandrist feminists: take over all men's spaces and make whatever they like feminised and gay
rorke dancing like no one's watching
Why the fuck do you care if it’s considered runtlike? That’s what makes you a runt
Will you ever get over Spaino? lmfao x
Need to buy this so I can grottomaxx
a bee spill
or
basil peel
or
easy pill
or
alley sip
actually so depressed I didn’t get any weed in for this weekend. I guess I can do some shots of rum but I’m trying to stay lean
woodland
Never going to get permission
Who?
making oyakodon for tea tonight x
ok I'm coming too
Half of you runts need to fuck off spamming shit gimmicks which nobody reads or replies to, get a life you boring bastards
Shall NOT be clicking that
Mate no one is that much of a faggot to go and beg some council for permission to get a shit little caravan on some field you already own just give it a rest
why would anyone want to live in the woods, all them bugs n that would bite the fuck out of you
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
Have decided I will be going out shortly to do a bit of littering in pristine areas of natural beauty
Half of you runts need to fuck off spamming shit gimmicks which nobody reads or replies to, get a life you boring bastards
it will be a nice game but the people writing it now are over socialised college millenials from america. the dry and subtle humour which is what makes it so good just won’t be there anymore imo
Most outdoorsy man in Britain
You know DTFIC ;)
wonder what sort of mental disorder I have
What?
bugs are a lot worse in other places. warmer places closer to the equator/jungles etc.
homosexuality and retardation
it's very tasty and pretty easy to make I like it
Spainlord, your rapist.
who cares about the story i just want to run around miami shagging fat latinas
that dark damp ocarina of time soundtrack - deku tree/grotto pack
foreign muck
It's going to be shite
Bet Lucia is constantly saving the guy from death while making emasculating comments and other such feminist dogshit
that importing tens of millions of economic deadweights is *not* good for long-term prosperity
Typical slop with a joint male/female lead who are equally as strong but eventually fall in love
Don't know who that is or what you're talking about sorry
I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines
cooked him
wonder will you be able to shag lucia
Must have buried that truama deep x
truama
been eating LOADS of mackerel recently
You seem to have some traumatic event about rape and Spain on your mind that you've projected onto me
Sorry you feel that way anon
reading crime and punishment
just got to the bit where the alcoholic father learns that his daughter was forced into prostitution by his actions shortly before dying
pretty heavy stuff
queen's died lads
cant stop FUCKING FARTING
Cooking it or from the can? Not that I see a difference just wondering
Why do yanks get circumcised again?
Haha sounds like a right laugh
its the bit when they beat the horseberg that got me
all my niggas grangling, nigga
We are the slaves of jews
who are equally as strong
seen a pic of my nan on her wedding day and I'd eat her box tbf
alri raskolnikov
that was meant to be a dream howeverthoughalbeit
thought this was a bradley image at first ffs this general has destroyed my brain
some canned
some of those smoked mackers on toast
all just depends on my mood really
well if he didn't want to be mistaken for bradders then he shouldn't have been photographed in front of a blue background
people have been saying this
BRADLEYING
CAN'T STOP BRADLEYING
BRADLEY
R
A
D
L
E
Y
Happiest piece of Russian literature
might sew a ralph lauren pony onto my asda staff polo
Mate no one is that much of a faggot to go and beg some council for permission to get a shit little caravan on some field you already own just give it a rest
Yes they are, no one wants a smelly little incel like you living in a caravan in the woods
People will fear for their children, rorke.
Ive had sex with girls before
You lads have too right ?
why were we all told to read Dostoyevsky by Jordan Peterson? What are any of us supposed to take from it?
I think the RL logo is now firmly embedded into runtwear culture and I don't think of anyone differently anymore. I'm almost certain the perception was different 15 years ago.
Google broken is it?
Reddit admins be like
Ummm sweetie? We're banning this subreddit about shoplifting because it's BAD
meanwhile 20 variations of rape porn subreddits stay open
State
I was encouraged to read it by my uni lecturer because it's all about the motivations that drive someone to murder and the consequences of it after the fact.
rorke's main oven
what are the names of these 20 subreddits aha
Cannot imagine taking any advice from somebody on head meds like him, sounds twisted
Sir air friar
reckon it would be an airfryer desu
Dostoyevsky by Jordan Peterson
is this a good book then?
might go and look at some boobies on the internet
wengardium samosaaaa
Only thrice, once when I was 9, again when I was 12, and the last time when I was 16
rorke disregards the air fryer as new age wokery
Yeah, it's the most censored search engine on the internet
New Zealand
any goofy silly billy always-down-for-a-laugh type niggas in?
Erm, you got molested lad...
Tried to read that but struggled too much with the names. Swear every character has a name five syllables long. Kept getting confused between all of the characters.
in two minds about /brit/
how did dostoyevsky know all that tho...
Very disappointed that you won't be able to take girls on dates in gta 6, it was my favorite activity in San Andreas and gta4
rorke ordering a cutting edge water toaster off temu
i heard him remark that air fryers are "so passé" these days
there’s a serial killer on the loose in the New England area of the US
im the real thing
yes I'm well aware
is there an ink shortage every supermarket receipt I've printed this week has been so faded you can hardly read any of the items on it
3rd day of doing drugs and gorging on food while doing absolutely fuck else. My excuse of getting over a cold is running thin seeing as the worst of my cold was last week and i've had two days of rest since I last toiled.
Tonight's the night
they dont use ink its thermal paper
rinsed him
might go on the park run tomorrow
been in the gym and I think I'm at the point I could manage a 5k without looking like a dickhead
never been before, any runners got any tips for not looking like an autistic freak?
34 year old lad on a mad one
Never realised until last week that Trevor could call up Lamar to hang out in GTA V
brexit means brexit
LADS
I haven't been in a few years but I can assure you no one will be thinking about you whilst running
Sanjeet, do the needful.
It's a jeet.
If you have some God fear, any kind of moral transgression can be lumped in with committing murder. He could have stolen Dayquil from the airport and then beaten himself up and then written crime and punishment.
put one foot in front of another and then swap over as fast as you can and only do that between the starting and finishing lines
just run nobody cares
and it's a parkrun there'll already be far more autistics there than you
They didn't have Dayquil and airports in the middle ages retard
Yes mate, my top tip is to make sure you do not look anything like how you do today.
just don't look at the park benches where the people with their binoculars and notepads will be studying you in-depth and laughing at your every move. you will only make it worse for yourself
I'm going to win the euro millions tonight
it pint night
what if the nonce was the one that got raped by his victim?
is that ever considered? have you no heart? no empathy?
there's a ton of content that the game doesn't tell you about, same for rdr2 so imagine what will it be when gta 6 comes out
Did 190cm master race post on here ever?
Hope this sauce reduces in time, I added too much water you see
nope x
well that's how noncery spreads
what sauce you making lad
no
cum
i like music <3
It's my famous chilli chicken recipe
awesome sauce
Cheers to Ethiopian paganism/girls
im 33