patrick bateman
/cumland/-canada usa mexico iceland
no previous
barely an edition
damn we really are a dumb general
Lmao you just made another fail version, cum standards are slipping
Would have been better if you got dubs
william wallace
nobody capable of making a new properly
general slows down until one thread becomes the clear winner
This used to be somewhat uncommon now it seems like the norm
Me me me me me me
we need mommy spinnoid to make the new because we're all too retarded or lazy
Me me me me me me
The thermostat in my apartment is currently 87F
:(
ain't gonna work bruh bruh.
Thunderrrrrr
SNIFF
LMAO
you used to get banned if our trannitor saw you posting Brandon, even if it was a meme. But when he dropped out it became okay o algo
he dropped out
Dropped out of existence, it seems
janny doesn't ban for politics as much now that the election is over
mid-day /cum/ talks about politics more days than it doesn't
why do chuds even care about the 13 50 statistic? you don't even live near black people. you live in some shitty rural town full of 99% white boomers.
and most of the crime is targeted against other black people anyways. chuds just want something to feel superior about.
they still delete posts that say the T name directly. Sometimes many hours after the fact. But yes our resident tranny janny has mellowed so I thank him for using his estrogen regularly.
why do chuds even care about the 13 50 statistic? you don't even live near black people. you live in some shitty rural town full of 99% white boomers.
you live in the ghetto surrounded by them
Most chuds saying that are brown people who live around brown people and to a lesser extent blacks thoughbeit
there's nothing wrong with being a chud incel
and? much of the violence is gang related. so unless you're black and in a gang, you have pretty much nothing to worry about.
find something else to fearmonger about
shant be posting in schizojeet new
What is the point of /cum/ when it's over?
Re-unification?
Reality has an incel chud bias
reunification of Manchuria
and? much of the violence is gang related
lmao. Its just gangland shootouts and murders bro
Chud ideology borders on mainstream now, this would have been unthinkable not that long ago. How the leftoids failed to contain this despite holding the levers of power will be studied in the future.
the invasion of nanking
Exactly. Everyone should stop holding it against americans and using it to rationalize gun-grabbing
yeah that's been known for years but chuds have painted the picture that black people are out there killing random whitoids for no reason
that's not how reality works, chuddie
japs didn't go nearly far enough
catberg is yelling really loudly about something.
my job is full of black people and none of them are gang bangers killing people on the streets
Everyone makes fun of Hitler's terrible strategic decisions but the Japs were worse tbqh
They don't invite whitey to the after-work gang bang
its a south side thing, we're just #built different
*gets insomnia from the gunfire and police sirens*
Cutting my data usage really close this month.
it's 10:16 pm and there's been total silence for hours except for cars passing by on the road
i bet they're very ornery tho
you already posted this in the other thread. here's the attention (you) wanted though
They do be getting angry suddenly and over small things
no. a bit loud and crack jokes a bit too much but that's it. quite chill otherwise
I think someone new has joined the general. Or they could have been around for a while and I'm just now noticing them. But whoever they are, I don't like them.
let me tell you about where you live
that's in englewood or somewhere. there are varying degrees of shittiness in different hoods.
mine is medium level, englewood is high level. latino hoods in general are more calm and not as chaotic
Just because I'm paki doesn't mean i smell
i've been here for a while now
bro is really bragging that his hood isnt the WORST of the ghetto
That's just schizojeet, he's been here for a while now. You learn to ignore the smell eventually.
still hungry
i'm schizopoo
Imagine being this much of a phonefag
damn look at this literal war zone full of dead bodies and police cars at 10:24 on a thursday night
Not a big fan of any of the 12 tribes of israel
I think someone new has joined the general. Or they could have been around for a while and I'm just now noticing them. But whoever they are, I don't like them.
my package was supposedly delivered and yet the mailman never came today. i cant wait for cuts to the postal service to make this whole thing even more efficient!
woops i meant wednesday
package delivered
arrived an entire year later
Yeah, that does happen
went to google to show this dumbass how street view means nothing and holy FUCK who is paying 2m for property on crenshaw blvd
Samaritans seem kinda interesting
I got a package in the mail today. It was a book.
i used to be friends with some white guy who was scared of going out at night in lincoln park because he thought it was dangerous.
fucking lmao. LINCOLN PARK of all places
i suspect it's in the hands of some good samaritan who is definitely not enjoying my cheap chinese tech products
I got my package in a male today. Lol
youtube.com
yah so anyway, Brian's a dumbass
Listening to led Zeppelin but I got the Dead cute up next
A porch pirate or a thieving postal service worker?
hmmmmmm
i heard california just passed some kind of law that lets them subdivide up lots to maybe lower property prices
cute up
ESL lol
Nah m8 just using voice to text
LITERAL empty streets at 10:31 pm
yes please tell me more about where i live
Any Bellingham chads itt
chicago has parts where you just can't go, meanwhile in la the cancer is just beneath the surface no matter where you go
chicago has parts where you just can't go
yea if you're a pussy
Just get a billion dollars and move to Brentwood bro
Are people afraid to go out at night?
cumba wumba
sorry i dont want to be killed by stray bullets in some nightmarish urban ghetto because i just had to try the newest cheap caribbean place
there's no night life in this area and people got jobs
hmmm
nightmarish
lol
lmao even
i should walk down the street to walgreens recording the whole way to show how nightmarish it really is
I thought the eternal nightmare of eating lunch alone would end after graduation but it still continues after getting a job.
DM grl
do literally nothing for several days while waiting for a response and refresh the inbox 40 times
also happpen iyc
not much different than rednecks doing redneck shit in white trash states
it's a nightmare when you're a kid but a blessing once you're an adult
WHOOPS
welcome to the next 10 years bud
Watching the HBO Spawn animated series
For me it's the opposite. I hated eating with people as a kid but now that I'm grown I'm desperate for anything to keep me from putting on a youtube video and mindlessly vacuuming up my entire kitchen over the span of 15 minutes.
kek what the fuck
the only notable touristy things to do in the south side are visiting the museums
not that you chuds travel outside of your shitty states anyway
I already posted my camera shot of guranteed rate field, retard
didn't ask
you dont know anything about the south side!
heres the tourist attraction in the south side
d-didnt ask!!!!
who even considers soldier field the south side? that's literally downtown
i feel like you dont have to be a chud or hate black people or live in a chud state to recognize that there are parts of chicago that should be avoided
for sure there aren't girls that look like this in the southside
soldier field
uh oh, brian cant even read
NYC is the crown jewel of the US
bridgeport is literally full of caucasians and asians
you gotta go further than that
It will be turned into radioactive rubble by the Chinese
I, A 4'2 Blonde Schoolgirl, Was Reincarnated as a Gangster Disciple in Another World?!
Did eminem and dido ever have a kid
I'd watch that
yeah, me
PENNIES GET YOUR PENNIES FRESH SHEKELS 10% INTEREST ON DIMES NO MONEY DOWN PENNIES GET YOUR PENNIES HERE TWO FOR ONE PENNIES ONE HUNDRED PENNIES ONLY TEN PERCENT INTEREST DIMES I GOT DIMES I EVEN GOT QUARTERS PENNIES PENNIES FOR SALE
no guys you don't get it, i literally visited one of the most touristy places in the city where there's tons of security and where it's far away from where actual crime happens, i am totally an expert on urban crime now
giuliani really cleaned up NY
He didn't get rid of the satanists thoo
someone birthed this thing and it typed this out
friendwhoseparentssmoked'sbasementcore
PENNIES GET YOUR PENNIES COME GET YOUR NICKELS AND QUARTERS AND DIMES AT LOW LOW PRICES PENNIES PENNIES COME GET YOUR PENNIES ONLY 10% DOWN EVERY 100 PENNIES PENNIES PENNIES COME PENNIES FOR SALE
Dido, the legendary queen of Carthage? No, I don't think Eminem is 3,000 years old
least autistic canadian
PENNIES FOR SALE THREE FOR FOUR A NICKEL AND FIVE FOR A DIME ONLY FIVE PERCENT INTEREST PENNIES PENNIES COME WITH YOUR PANTIES PENNIES FOR SALE
this is the best area to buy a condo
schizojeet...
theyve been trying to make baltimore come back and it just refuses to happen. detroit will come back before baltimore
I GOT PENNIES I GOT NICKELS I GOT QUARTERS I GOT DIMES HELL I HAVEN'T GOT LOONIES AND AMERICAN FUCKING $1 BILLS COME GET YOUR PENNIES PENNIES FOR SALE ONLY 10% INTEREST ON SHEKELS FOR SALE PENNIES PENNIES FOR SALE
is that the north loop area?
Don’t know if I won the lottery today, the thicket’s in my car and I wish to sleep. I’ll update you all on my inevitable win tomorrow
do you know how to read
SELLING PENNIES PENNIES FOR SALE
how does transformes still hold up today
only poor people play the lottery
Yea and I’ll be a millionaire tomorrow
I see poor folks buy thick books worth of lottery tickets sad!
i keep getting banned from snapchat and can't send dick pics anymore
me, a thinking man, spending that money on alcohol instead
Gonna take a hammer to my dick and balls in a sec
Okay I thought it was a meme but holy shit a good chunk of Gen Z is aging like absolute shit
Yeah I actually think this which is weird cause they drink and do drugs less
high obesity rates and poisonous food will do it
yeah poor people are usually pretty stupid. not always but most of the time they're dumb as fuck which means they stay poor. really is a curse.
90% of cummers are poor
Terry looks 40
lack of exercise, awful goyslop diets, too much time sitting in front of a screen creating vitamin D deficiency, and tons of pharmaceuticals (i.e. pills for their mental disorders, coof juice because being quadvaxxxed is the right thing to do, etc.) basically turns them into broken androids.
they talk about zoomies having brainrot but it's not far from the truth, their brains are literally being turned into goopy worthless mush with their poor diets, overall lazy lifestyles, and constant consumption of jewish propaganda. even the movies and music they consume are the worst possible variant, it's all mumble rap and capeshit.
i wouldnt be poor if i werent a socially defective cripple
Ricky Berwick is a literal cripple and he does alright. You're gonna tell me you're more fucked up than he is?
everyone's mentally ill
at least we get treatment for it
being the laughing stock of the internet is not what i would call alright
yeah ill just become an influencer real quick how stupid of me not to have thought of that
instead i wasted my time going to college lol
Just watched Hell or High Water, definitely in a cowboy state of mind now. Gonna be shooting my shotguns this weekend and listening to country music for at least a couple months until I find something new.
Howdy pardners.
this except the vaxx helping sightly
Yeah kinda seems stupid in hindsight, tons of influencers making a great living and most cumtards are poor and bitter despite being NEETs with no responsibility or college-educated and still blaming everyone for their lot in life.
Excuses are like assholes Taylor, everyone's got one.
didn't jason have a youtube channel? how come he didn't blow up
Don’t forget the UV levels have been steadily increasing, causing more sun damage to skin (but especially European skin)
being overweight or lonely is worse than smoking btw
So what your saying is that I might as well light one up
Das a good movie
UV levels have been steadily increasing.
Yeah but nowhere near enough to actually cause problems for us. It's the same hoax as "climate change" being caused by us driving gasoline cars. Sure the earth is warming, but not because of anything we're doing. Earth used to be insanely hot and covered in a fuckload of jungles, the idea that it should just magically stay comfy for one specific species is retarded.
once my spiritual business pops off i will start making content that is both educational and entertaining
and start getting thousands of dollars for sponsorships
I wish I had the attention span to read through a novel but I have terminal zoomer rotbrain.
Youtube shouldn't allow any language besides English. Especially not mutty ones like Spanish. DISGUSTING.
he's just unlikeable
good. the last thing we need is colonizer whitoids stealing our powerful afro-caribbean witchcraft
I don’t think it’s too far off to say that all the chemicals we’ve been pumping into the atmosphere have fucked in the ozone layer
he has a fanbase on other boards
In the past I had an idea of making a tinder profile of /cum/ personalities and seeing how they perform
fanbase
i doubt it's more than 4 people
We should unironically burn people at the stake for practising witchcraft.
Given the size of the planet and the incredibly tiny time period in which that's been happening, it's actually extremely far fetched to suggest it. People doubted it with sincerity and it was impossible to prove, so they turned climate study into a cult like Christianity of the Middle Ages. To question it is blasphemy; only the unenlightened and the damned would speak out against the Church ("science").
Interesting, how'd that turn out?
I haven’t don’t it yet, I’d probably do Jason first then Urkel
4 more female fans than you have
our ruling class practices witchcraft on the masses.
you could join them and become powerful like them or cry about it and stay powerless as a slave to yahweh.
the only reason why i keep coming back here is because i have low testosterone and that stops me from socializing and holding down a job
sure the earth is warming, but not because of anything we're doing
lol deluded
chuds are retarded and deserve to suffer from their stupidity
Their version of witchcraft always seems to involve molesting kids which makes it even more evil than just worshipping the devil. It's actually insane they couldn't just stop at satanism, they had to push it even further.
Pointing out their evil doesn't weaken my position; joining them means becoming a pedo so it's odd you'd suggest that.
chuds are retarded and deserve to suffer from their stupidity
pedophilia is not a requirement to undergo qliphothic initiation and some satanists even argue that demons hate child molesters
shit I want to become the elite
why does anime create so many trannies in the west
and not Japan?
Japan's force SRS laws?
need to make din din but Im too lazy(depressed) to cook
female fans
gayson...
what's stopping you
and not Japan?
he is unaware
Definitely not concerned with the opinions of people who worship the devil, whether they like pedos or not. That shit was nowhere near as rampant when we just all agreed to set them on fire in the town square.
japan has trannies they're just more likely to pass since asian men often look more feminine
Picture presented with no comment
good god this image is at least over a decade old by now
k keep me posted
I might be a demon from the darkest depths of hell, but raping children is downright unamerican
I thought they have a law if they call themselves women
they have to force snip
but i heard it got removed
Yeah time flies when faggots are ruining Western civilization.
who cares. you can attain apotheosis and control the world with the power you get from qliphothic initiation
I wonder what that guy is doing now. Imagine if he eventually went full chud.
i personally don't think demons care what humans do. i believe they're amoral (as opposed to immoral). they let us decide what our moral framework is
I jerk off to tranny porn and can tell you that Japanese trannies are amongst the ugliest and manliest looking. They don't do surgeries and look awful.
remember how shitty things were in 2015
thank god that's all over and things are so much better now. all it took was a solid decade of people on TV complaining and telling everyone else how shitty they are.
do you consider yourself gay?
he is a golem of Zion
so he thinks he is straight
Urkel actually gets bitches
Who cares.
i'm just curious
i'm being tricked by a demon
People don't want to believe it but the pendulum is always swinging. It was inevitable enough people were going to get sick of lefties. However, it will eventually swing back. Hopefully not to the level of retardation that it did in the past decade.
historically oppressed and margenalized people have basic human rights now? oh how the west has fallen...
lmao IRL
why do I only have chicken noodle soup
I need to diversify
Nothing to inherit, no privileges to take advantage of.
Uh, you really think a self-made man like Jeff Bezos had it made, coming from a broken home and having to be raised by his grandfather who was merely a director of the US atomic energy commission?
In fairness, it is the king of soups and objectively the tastiest.
Chowders are their own thing and can't be compared to soups.
we're all being oppressed by the rich
I need to get some French onion or tomato
now THATS flavor
who do you think would win in a fight, jason or brian
it is a great deception played on the american people that we have been tricked into thinking chicken noodle is better than chicken and wild rice
Tomato soup is lame, it's the quintessential dork soup.
French Onion can be insanely delicious or horrendous depending on who makes it. I've had both variants, the worst tasted like someone cooked a gym sock in dish water.
Some rich guy gives me money every month and all i have to do is sit around for 8 hours a day
for me? it's pho
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE TOMATO SOUP, WHERES THE ORIGINALITY
me, no question
i excel in the art of spiritual warfare. i can crush my enemies without even touching them
Unless you're an absolute fucking child who thinks too many black people and trannies on tv is something that actually matters you should be able to see that everything is always moving to the right. Such constant rightward movement is why the country's on life-support.
When a whole society is dedicated to making like 20 people richer than God, it's gonna collapse.
there is a bomb ass pho restaurant right by my apartment that I love going to
if only I had a gf to take there and impress
I am fucking resisting the urge to eat the chinese food in thr fridge
Im so powerful
I will do it
I need to cut
I need to grt shredded
I will go to bed with tummy rumbling
you can have whatever you want but tomato soup sucks, that's just a fact. no amount of soyjak coping will change this.
*dunks Butternut Squash nuts on your forehead*
youve failed to hex anyone here on at least 10 occasions
How much does a CBT fetishist have to pay you to crush his balls with black magic?
isn't it like 5am in Iceland
Yeah. I'm at work
i never used palo mayombe on anyone here. for that i would need your name or picture
at best i can curse someone to make them infertile
need a gf built like a picnic table
Brian can you teach me effective ways to larp as a magician so i can get in in the etsy spellcasting grift
I eanna charge women 30 bucks for a love spell and send them the same 5 pictutes of a burnt candle
based timethief
Icelanders are also known as "free-clockers", traditionally eschewing day-night cycles thanks to their extreme latitude
Naruhodo
I'm a free-cocker
I always got my dick out
JUST IN: 23andMe won permission from a judge to try to sell information about customers’ medical and ancestry-related data, per Bloomberg.
oh
I
am
LAFFIN
crazy how the jews have rebounded, we're practically where we started in 1900
Digits
the market is quite oversaturated so you have to prove yourself to stand out from the crowd. i would tell you but i don't want to create compeittion for myself
youtube.com
not having a skinny white girl with blue eyes is suffering
I told people theyd do this and got called a weirdo
Pretty good episode tonight. I saw the whole thing coming but it was still entertaining
They are going bankrupt but still ya know, pretty obvious outcome they would use their data for bad
you can't expect to just get digits, they are only given to the faithful
wanting to be with a white woman in 2025
enjoy being wiener cousins with 10 black guys and some dogs
was at the bus stop today waiting for the bus when this check pulls up to the curb because her boyfriend(?) was also waiting at the same stop with me. She had to drive off because it was a major roadway and there were cars right behind her, but she went all the way up to the next intersection(2 blocks down), flipped onto a side street and came around to pick him up
I think itd be nice to have a girlfriend
i don't hate rich people for oppressing me, that's only natural. i hate that their reality distorting wealth infects the culture and warps the minds of people who don't have it.
take music for example. aside from hood rappers who get murdered after topping the charts every other big new musician is a shameless nepo baby who has zero meaningful life experiences to base their music on because their wealth has flattened any potential obstacles they might have ever come across. now you have a whole generation of people who grew up consuming nothing but nepo baby content wondering why their lives aren't working out the way the art they consumed led them to believe it should
Kinda surreal how she went from Anon Babble's darling to being a meme caricature of herself
he's a busriding loser too, that's proof-positive that you could also get a gf if he was able to get one (she even had her own car too)
Same. The brother and I are going to have an interesting conversation come Thanksgiving
Man im "urged"(dunno how translate this expression into english outside horny as fuck) as fuck.
Today i saw a girl that looked like the asperger girl but huge breasts and wider hips and i almost barked in the supermarket.
They made a tv show with all sexy clown girls?
1am is my bedtime, gn jumbo cumbos
It's fucking pouring outside.
Later dude
BC? big storm is hitting the PNW
so it's goon time or whatever
Yeah mate.
Momberg is bringing home pizza.
Man cmon i need thr side hustle
No I was talking about perry mason
HORY SHET IT RAIN SO MUT RIGH NAO
Damn, you have good taste
you shouldn't eat so late
i'll have slop too
She was sexxxo.
Now this is based
the number of schizos and genuine unhinged mental illness on Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble make me really think dead internet theory is real
When i move into stepdadbergs house i really hope im in delivery range of slop
The only reason i dont weigh 300lb is because i cant get papa johns delivered to my house
remember that time Korea had a swine flu outbreak and they used bulldozers to bury thousands of screaming pigs alive in gigantic pits
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
it's pouring though so i'll have to put in a nice tip
Damn, so much wasted bacon.
Canadians be like there's a moose in the hoose eh.
Gee thanks
Tell me about it
I never tip. Some delivery driver out there is lucky I don't have any money tonight otherwise I'd be buying Domino's or smth.
those videos used to be posted on Anon Babble
youtube.com
WHAT A SIN
the number of schizos
dead internet theory
pick one retard
you don't know understand dead internet theory
at best i do money spells to help you get a job or grow a business
Denmark did something similar during covid. They did a pogrom on 17 million minks. Can you imagine that?
New thread
He thinks the schizos aren't real people
FUCK NO
can do*
IM sure at least two of them are just autists telling chatgpt to make up some ragebait about a game or band
O nej! En mink har covid? Vi må slagte alle minkene i landet!
Dumbasses
its kind of sad if you watch some of the "behind the scenes" of those videos. a lot of the workers were close to having mental breakdowns on-site
dont use schizojeet new
Yep. Can you imagine the ear-splitting noise all those pigs would make?
Danes are bloodthirsty demons. They do it to dolphins every year too but you probably already know that.
migrate
The Faroe islands have no evidence of food crises from founding until modern era and won't let you tell them what they can and cannot eat
(me)
And while not eradicating Puffins despite eating them