/brit/

Oh honey she's a bad bad psych edition

papadopoolos

fuck off and die

always got picked last at rounders

Barry

neoliberal bull logging in

JEFFREY

bushwick based enablers are active

White british males ought to travel to London and seduce nigerian descent women to marry and start families with

*comes up to you like a lapping dog*
yhhh thats not me ini

lads I've heard tales that it's becoming more and more common in schools to wear clothes that aren't school regulation and to try and get away with not wearing their ties
how did our school system become so feral

I think all White British males should be arrested

f1nn arsewanking

Yeah there is something wrong with video play on my phone

watching videos of prison fights knowing full well if I was in that situation I would be beaten every day of my life and fully take advantage of which is why I'm a model citizen x

walking a fine line with that image

Tracking a parcel on DPD and they've made the pin on the map that's my address into the fucking LGBTQ pride flag lmao

don't really think thats funny enough to laugh your ass off over

You can trace everything back to the establishment of the low trust society the elites foisted on us

For me it's the zipcars with the big pride flag liveries on them
Nothing says I support the LGBT community quite like hiring a car does it

um
who?

DPD man finna dig u out

watching Scum 1979 and didn't expect to see a rape scene and it's put me off my lunch now

yeah I work for DPD, we do that for known mincers

alerts the drivers the recipient might be stood bent over behind the letter box with his arse cheeks spread apart waiting for his LoveHoney eco-packaging dildo delivery

uhmm fella it clearly states on the website that lovehoney uses anonymous packaging so no one knows when I've ordered my massive dildos

bring back caning

used to wear converse to school me

that's why I put "eco-packaging" in my post, to imply minimal packing, no box but rather something that would still maintain the shape of the dildo

I put a lot of thought into these posts you know

every postman knows what LH trading means
except maybe the negros who cant read english

I'M THE DADDY NOW

Real non early new

you sound black

why are women like this

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where do short men get their jeans? I'm normal height but got short legs so jeans are always too long but those little fellas must be getting them somewhere

I sound black? Heh you mustbe having a roight laugh

probably buy the jeans that specifically say short instead of regular you mongo

they just buy daisy dukes

I'm 5'6 and just buy off asos

yes youre black

Get all my life advice from fridge magnets and motivational posters with paintings of Native Americans on them

they get them tailored you daft bugger

You sound really REALLY fat

had this exact poster in our R.E class at secondary

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i'm a little overweight

Nah you sound like you're a real porker

i've literally never used my horn in 6 years of driving
it's gotta be a pajeet/rasheed thing to honk for any reason other than warning someone (rarely happens)
like what exactly do you achieve by honking at someone AFTER they've made a mistake
"oh no you were in the long lane and now i am mad *hooooooooooonk*"

makes it sound money will be useful for pretty much the rest of eternity

woman dgaf they’ll pack up and ditch their kids and husband if they suddenly want new dick

i'm a little obese

use mine to signal to the driver ahead on his phone that the light is green

that's fair if you ask me. Otherwise the people behind will think I'm the cunt who doesn't know.

i beep mine when i drive past a house on my street with 3 big dogs just to set them off

bros too scared to use his horn

checked the archive to see what the deleted image was and it's a fucking tranny was really hoping it was an underage girl

what leg length do you get?

when i moved out, it took me like 8 months to buy a bed. i was living like that "boys will live like this and think it's fine" meme for about a year.

Uniforms and rail tickets are signs of an inefficient slave society

you can't be any geek off the street, got to be handy with the steel if you know what I mean

WHERE’S YOUR TOOL?

struggle to use mine
in the a1 its not directly central but around the sides of the steering boss but it's pretty stiff to push
and it's not something you can just figure out while sat in traffic

New

what are you fucking playing at?

lmao fucking based

what else do you need really

uh oh stinky!

Some proper melts making the threads these days

Why are Germans retarded? They think we're not white

any updates on the parisian cronem

Use it to let people know they're retarded

i got my own lyrics i got my own lyrics

cheeky sunday melty but now im bored so im off cya

this, if you don't honk they're too thick to realise they've done something wrong

In all fairness I don't consider Germans white so it's no shock some share the feeling back

smitten with the asmrfu

Blur, pulp, oasis or suede?

yer dad listens to blur

massive attack

Blur = Oasis >> Pulp
Can't rank Suede because I've not listened to their entire discography, but from the songs I've heard I'd probably pop them above Pulp.

Suede, no contest.
Blur are utter shite. Oasis are mid. Pulp are decent, but Suede are better.
Anyway, Morrissey mogs them all.

see you in 5 minutes

Ever get beeped and have no idea why? Always start worrying if my bumper is hanging off or my cars on fire or something.

on the illegal state of israel

Based
And yeah Idgaf about the Palestine support, they are really good

sofas to sit on, bed to sleep in

sorted

kek based

Rorke’s gaff

KEK
this

i'm not goin got vomit

kek

teardrop is a banger though. one of those rare songs where 90% of covers of the song are also really good, because the song itself is that good.

NPC aesthetic

homelesslad's crib innit
reminds me of the casting couch every time in the thumbnail

yeah it's usually some arsehole honking 0.0000000000001s after the green light

this day has changed the course of hisotry

very funny lads but Israel isn't an illegal state

MATE
we got the same bags, both of them
what book is that?

kek

casting couch aesthetic is goated

If two men are fighting and one man’s wife comes to save her husband from his attacker, grabbing the attacker by his sex organs, you must cut off her hand. Show her no mercy. - Deuteronomy 25:11-12

what did mose mean by this?

honking from my arse at the retard in front of me

great great grandfather fought in ww1 with the highlanders and can only imagine how very shit and grim it was
it's nice not having to fight in any wars and just enjoying a cup of tea on a lazy sunday x

for me, it's inertia creeps

bet your great grand chidlrens lives will be even better x

willy burns when i do a wee

ww1 seems to be the shittest war in human history

was easily avoidable

resulted in Russia turning Communist

led to WW2

granted America near global hegemony

weakened the European Empires

millions of deaths

literally nothing achieved by any side except for some of Queen Victoria's grandchildren winning a pissing contest against her other grandchildren

The current abysmal state of the world is largely attributable to the actions of pic related.

ktim always happens after I have a wank as well but have decided to just live with it instead of seeking the advice of a health professional

Okay so regarding that hunger games last night:

Gigi doesn't die by stabbing. She has canonically been stabbed multiple times including by Mayuri and survived because of her schrift

If she was stabbed her blood would splatter on her enemies turning them into her cute subordinate zombies

So really Gigi won

tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty you're listening to the boy from the big bad city
this is jam hot

this is jam hot

What's the Audi A1 like? have thought about getting one

Yellow. Autistist. Arsh.

kill yourself

We must remove this expectation of "improving". Is it not better to remain the same, or at least decay at a gradual rate?

yeah makes me more sad when I see WW1 war memorials knowing how horrible and pointless it all was

It's just an A5 notepad. The bag is an Eastpak Padded Pak'r.

everything I owned at that time was in those bags

:(

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yeah war is awful what's your next hot take

The late Roman Empire was so kino

honestly why are the mods just letting this weird egyptian bot just run around Anon Babble? do they really not care that much about someone just running a bot anymore?

really like it, well built, and the interior is nice
good power when you need it, especially in dynamic mode
the in-car media OS is shite, but they all are, it supports carplay/android auto though.
that said, it's basically identical in function to the skoda fabia, so i'd probably say at least to consider that in comparison

Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the Father
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison

You have poured out on your people the spirit of truth
Christe, christe eléison

You are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison
May Almighty God have mercy on us, forgive us our sins and bring us all to everlasting life.

if we put you in a dress and a wig and fucked you silly you'd probably enjoy it

fuck the mods
they should all be killed

inshallah president trump will turn all of gaza into one big car park

just filter it mate

Good.

I step.

Falklands and Northern Ireland a 'joint attack'

Is it comfortable and quiet?

would just like to say Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men

everybody secretly loves war and conflict. wouldnt be much point to life without a bit of banter and excitement

Dawnfall. Enemy at the gates. The chick. Sand nigger.

mental how trannies are all vile dangerous paedophiles but we're supposed to believe they're vulnerable and oppressed and society should change to accomodate their fetishes

love the banter and excitement of civilian deaths via starvation due to lack of supplies caused by an ongoing war

Based lmao

millions of families without a father, destruction of cities and mass ratuoning for years afterwards? yeah mate just a bit of light banter haha

I'm not familiar with the kind of thing I'm seeing

Got the maccies in so yeah

yeah, i mean, you're paying for the top in a 5dr hatchback with an a1
good seats, pretty quiet while running, the newer ones come with some of goodyears best tyres
i rate it. had a look into a vw id.3 but just can't justify getting rid of the a1

LOL timmy's crush

um

Um you're just kidding right?

giz a chip

*flings one vaguely at your head*

the scran

Sir Heinrich Himmler
Sir Adolf Eichmann
Sir Reinhard Heydrich
Sir Alois Brunner

when I get new tyres put on the car I just get the cheapest ones

all the same shite innit

Focus.

all the same shite innit

if you're a dumb dumb yeah

grow up the lot of you

was easily avoidable

resulted in Russia turning Communist

Just tell us you have no historical conaciousness.

cheaping out on the only thing in contact with the road

single digit iq post

if im cracking a ton on the motorway, i want the grippiest grippers money can buy ;-P

At least 31 Palestinians killed after Israeli forces open fire near Gaza aid distribution center

They like to call Brits "Inselaffen" (island monkeys)

I'm not driving up Mt Kilimanjaro, just going to work or the shops

you’re Irish :/

do they really not care

Correct

Was sorts direct in da klub last night

watched A Complete Unknown last night and it was SHIT

on the contrary it was basically unavoidable. once the potential for an industrialised military was fully realised some sort of cataclysm was always coming, and every continental power was possessed by the spirit of conquest in some way

me in the red hat

well now you know

My friends

Spaino

Belgain

Mousey

Barry

My enemies

Cansnonce

Kernowkunt

DTFIC

why's someone taking a picture of her back

neighbours bratty daughters running around in their garden making lots of noise and commotion :3

Germany has the right to rule the European continent in a National Socialist New Order of Europe.

me on the right listening to some bangers on my phone

that would be too much a threat to US hegemony

He's a bit of a bad boy

Crona was asking about you the other day on britfeel

Good. The USA is a liberal-capitalist Christian melting pot monstrosity.

but you cant defeat it now. it's too late

I need money for hookers. And blackjack.

you're gay :/

alri futurami fan

Bereaved? I think not

there was a leaked glowie document a few years back indicating in clear terms that the US were genuinely annoyed and perplexed by germany's continued economic prosperity. Like there was serious confusion over how they, Germans, were just consistently super productive year on year

proper shame about that nord stream pipeline by the way, terrible accident that (or whatever the explanation was) yeah just awful

Can't decide between Mean Girl or Heathers today.

Wasser.

brit windy out

*beep*

What? What?

firing up the JAV

What is true.

grow up

lucky bastaard

What?

might buy a gameboy advance

haven't been grangled in a while

do slags get off dressing like that?

Yes.

do you not have wind in france

seems a bit redundant in current year

Opinions on hiring escorts?

yeah but what if it's not?

Approve. Cope.

well it is
you can emulate gba games on a calculator if you want

just fire up the jav

Bro looks Austrian with Hungarian eyes. Haha.

alright let's see your calculator then

not where i live
it's not that hot but it's heavy, there's going to be a thunderstorm tonight

LGBTQ = PAEDO

Coping.

lmfao

can you not afford wind?

not since the tariffs

Sorry.

toulouse?

no way this is real

The voices.

The dire. Kys/kms.

doxxable info

COME ON...

deeply unfunny thread once again. suspect a lot of indians and ESLs are behind these flags

they all play with cartoon dolls and shave their hormonally stunted penises to look prepubescent but they're definitely not paedophiles no sir

Past.

what do you think a paedophile is
genuinely
like do you not know the definition of words

Get over it.

i'm too hot
need a beer to cool down

you're a paedophile
a vile tatchellite paedophile

i mean just read that "interaction" between the french poster and the aussie and brits. saaar no wind in france saaaar toulouse? doxable info saaaaar

What?

you're genuinely stupid

You ok mate

Arpmit fart.

Calm down Rasheed.

we all saw that fat pussy that was posted just now

I'll be man enough to say I saw it and I thought "I want to put my penis in there"

I aint gonna like it made we wanna fucc

Someone took a photo of me

Fares is talkimg to himself.

Want autistic pussy

LIKE OMG YOURE LIKE DUMB OH MY DAYS BRO

you are such a gimp

Kek this is me

Metal mf. Hit that squirt in the face of the audience.

saaaaar not since the tariffs saaaar

Brave and courageous posts x

Porn.

arseholes itchy

her balls are too fat, she needs to spunk asap otherwise that thong will rip and drop everything

Rorke listening to A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton

If you can't take the mammoth imagine it a moth.

Disabled.

for me it's reckless by madison beer

Tax class?

What?

How is that funny unless you are literally 13

200 villages and towns evacuated by Ukrainian forces as Russia initiates massive summer offensive in the Sumy region

mad how you freaks actually thought Ukraine could win the war.

She heard what you said, Rorke

get it nuked

What?

not once did i ever believe it

2 weeks to flatten the kyiv

All I asked was for twos, sheesh

gonna watch saving private ryan this afternoon

72 Virigns.

its a london thing
its a london thing
its. a. london. thing

Not ugly at least.

20x lush

someone needs to do a write up on the cult of protein. the typical western diet already wildly exceeds what a normal person needs to consume, there doesn’t appear to be a significant gain in muscle growth past even .8g/kg which is wildly below what modern fitness culture tends to recommend

should have listened to me. ive been saying its an indian spambot for the past year but oh noooo you all called me schizophrenic

body: unposted

got some linguine boiling

Sooner or later.

youtube channels im subbed to retroactively paywalling their videos that were free to watch last month

I'm angry

angry about elves

wonder how it does captchas

What???

will be watching big floppa videos for the rest of the day

just use kemono

Just a moment what?

where can i meet runescape sluts

bus costs more than the train

Exactly.

Flickers From The Fen gigs.

berwick is scotland

buying gf

alri, settle down gimli

Perhaps, lol.

just had two wanks at once

Aside from disaster, update.

*puts on dragon plateskirt*
*does the bow emote*

What?

What does crying prove?

pretending to eat the cat's food and she's absolutely kicking off

loooool

pls do not bully caberge

i bet the little shit begged hundreds of times for anon's food whenever he was eating

that got frere's pussy wet

wearing glasses that turn everything orange aha x

i'm not making the new

Yeah it's mostly a mask for roidmonkeys