Oh honey she's a bad bad psych edition
/brit/
papadopoolos
fuck off and die
always got picked last at rounders
Barry
neoliberal bull logging in
JEFFREY
bushwick based enablers are active
White british males ought to travel to London and seduce nigerian descent women to marry and start families with
*comes up to you like a lapping dog*
yhhh thats not me ini
lads I've heard tales that it's becoming more and more common in schools to wear clothes that aren't school regulation and to try and get away with not wearing their ties
how did our school system become so feral
I think all White British males should be arrested
f1nn arsewanking
Yeah there is something wrong with video play on my phone
watching videos of prison fights knowing full well if I was in that situation I would be beaten every day of my life and fully take advantage of which is why I'm a model citizen x
walking a fine line with that image
Tracking a parcel on DPD and they've made the pin on the map that's my address into the fucking LGBTQ pride flag lmao
don't really think thats funny enough to laugh your ass off over
You can trace everything back to the establishment of the low trust society the elites foisted on us
For me it's the zipcars with the big pride flag liveries on them
Nothing says I support the LGBT community quite like hiring a car does it
um
who?
DPD man finna dig u out
watching Scum 1979 and didn't expect to see a rape scene and it's put me off my lunch now
yeah I work for DPD, we do that for known mincers
alerts the drivers the recipient might be stood bent over behind the letter box with his arse cheeks spread apart waiting for his LoveHoney eco-packaging dildo delivery
uhmm fella it clearly states on the website that lovehoney uses anonymous packaging so no one knows when I've ordered my massive dildos
bring back caning
used to wear converse to school me
that's why I put "eco-packaging" in my post, to imply minimal packing, no box but rather something that would still maintain the shape of the dildo
I put a lot of thought into these posts you know
every postman knows what LH trading means
except maybe the negros who cant read english
I'M THE DADDY NOW
Real non early new
you sound black
why are women like this
where do short men get their jeans? I'm normal height but got short legs so jeans are always too long but those little fellas must be getting them somewhere
I sound black? Heh you mustbe having a roight laugh
probably buy the jeans that specifically say short instead of regular you mongo
they just buy daisy dukes
I'm 5'6 and just buy off asos
yes youre black
Get all my life advice from fridge magnets and motivational posters with paintings of Native Americans on them
they get them tailored you daft bugger
You sound really REALLY fat
had this exact poster in our R.E class at secondary
i'm a little overweight
Nah you sound like you're a real porker
i've literally never used my horn in 6 years of driving
it's gotta be a pajeet/rasheed thing to honk for any reason other than warning someone (rarely happens)
like what exactly do you achieve by honking at someone AFTER they've made a mistake
"oh no you were in the long lane and now i am mad *hooooooooooonk*"
makes it sound money will be useful for pretty much the rest of eternity
woman dgaf they’ll pack up and ditch their kids and husband if they suddenly want new dick
i'm a little obese
use mine to signal to the driver ahead on his phone that the light is green
that's fair if you ask me. Otherwise the people behind will think I'm the cunt who doesn't know.
i beep mine when i drive past a house on my street with 3 big dogs just to set them off
bros too scared to use his horn
checked the archive to see what the deleted image was and it's a fucking tranny was really hoping it was an underage girl
what leg length do you get?
when i moved out, it took me like 8 months to buy a bed. i was living like that "boys will live like this and think it's fine" meme for about a year.
Uniforms and rail tickets are signs of an inefficient slave society
you can't be any geek off the street, got to be handy with the steel if you know what I mean
WHERE’S YOUR TOOL?
struggle to use mine
in the a1 its not directly central but around the sides of the steering boss but it's pretty stiff to push
and it's not something you can just figure out while sat in traffic
New
what are you fucking playing at?
lmao fucking based
what else do you need really
uh oh stinky!
Some proper melts making the threads these days
Why are Germans retarded? They think we're not white
any updates on the parisian cronem
Use it to let people know they're retarded
i got my own lyrics i got my own lyrics
cheeky sunday melty but now im bored so im off cya
this, if you don't honk they're too thick to realise they've done something wrong
In all fairness I don't consider Germans white so it's no shock some share the feeling back
smitten with the asmrfu
Blur, pulp, oasis or suede?
yer dad listens to blur
massive attack
Blur = Oasis >> Pulp
Can't rank Suede because I've not listened to their entire discography, but from the songs I've heard I'd probably pop them above Pulp.
Suede, no contest.
Blur are utter shite. Oasis are mid. Pulp are decent, but Suede are better.
Anyway, Morrissey mogs them all.
see you in 5 minutes
Ever get beeped and have no idea why? Always start worrying if my bumper is hanging off or my cars on fire or something.
on the illegal state of israel
Based
And yeah Idgaf about the Palestine support, they are really good
sofas to sit on, bed to sleep in
sorted
kek based
Rorke’s gaff
KEK
this
i'm not goin got vomit
kek
teardrop is a banger though. one of those rare songs where 90% of covers of the song are also really good, because the song itself is that good.
NPC aesthetic
homelesslad's crib innit
reminds me of the casting couch every time in the thumbnail
yeah it's usually some arsehole honking 0.0000000000001s after the green light
this day has changed the course of hisotry
very funny lads but Israel isn't an illegal state
MATE
we got the same bags, both of them
what book is that?
kek
casting couch aesthetic is goated
If two men are fighting and one man’s wife comes to save her husband from his attacker, grabbing the attacker by his sex organs, you must cut off her hand. Show her no mercy. - Deuteronomy 25:11-12
what did mose mean by this?
honking from my arse at the retard in front of me
great great grandfather fought in ww1 with the highlanders and can only imagine how very shit and grim it was
it's nice not having to fight in any wars and just enjoying a cup of tea on a lazy sunday x
for me, it's inertia creeps
bet your great grand chidlrens lives will be even better x
willy burns when i do a wee
ww1 seems to be the shittest war in human history
was easily avoidable
resulted in Russia turning Communist
led to WW2
granted America near global hegemony
weakened the European Empires
millions of deaths
literally nothing achieved by any side except for some of Queen Victoria's grandchildren winning a pissing contest against her other grandchildren
The current abysmal state of the world is largely attributable to the actions of pic related.
ktim always happens after I have a wank as well but have decided to just live with it instead of seeking the advice of a health professional
Okay so regarding that hunger games last night:
Gigi doesn't die by stabbing. She has canonically been stabbed multiple times including by Mayuri and survived because of her schrift
If she was stabbed her blood would splatter on her enemies turning them into her cute subordinate zombies
So really Gigi won
tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty you're listening to the boy from the big bad city
this is jam hot
this is jam hot
What's the Audi A1 like? have thought about getting one
Yellow. Autistist. Arsh.
kill yourself
We must remove this expectation of "improving". Is it not better to remain the same, or at least decay at a gradual rate?
yeah makes me more sad when I see WW1 war memorials knowing how horrible and pointless it all was
It's just an A5 notepad. The bag is an Eastpak Padded Pak'r.
everything I owned at that time was in those bags
:(
yeah war is awful what's your next hot take
The late Roman Empire was so kino
honestly why are the mods just letting this weird egyptian bot just run around Anon Babble? do they really not care that much about someone just running a bot anymore?
really like it, well built, and the interior is nice
good power when you need it, especially in dynamic mode
the in-car media OS is shite, but they all are, it supports carplay/android auto though.
that said, it's basically identical in function to the skoda fabia, so i'd probably say at least to consider that in comparison
Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the Father
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison
You have poured out on your people the spirit of truth
Christe, christe eléison
You are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison
May Almighty God have mercy on us, forgive us our sins and bring us all to everlasting life.
if we put you in a dress and a wig and fucked you silly you'd probably enjoy it
fuck the mods
they should all be killed
inshallah president trump will turn all of gaza into one big car park
just filter it mate
Good.
I step.
Falklands and Northern Ireland a 'joint attack'
Is it comfortable and quiet?
would just like to say Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men
everybody secretly loves war and conflict. wouldnt be much point to life without a bit of banter and excitement
Dawnfall. Enemy at the gates. The chick. Sand nigger.
mental how trannies are all vile dangerous paedophiles but we're supposed to believe they're vulnerable and oppressed and society should change to accomodate their fetishes
love the banter and excitement of civilian deaths via starvation due to lack of supplies caused by an ongoing war
Based lmao
millions of families without a father, destruction of cities and mass ratuoning for years afterwards? yeah mate just a bit of light banter haha
I'm not familiar with the kind of thing I'm seeing
Got the maccies in so yeah
yeah, i mean, you're paying for the top in a 5dr hatchback with an a1
good seats, pretty quiet while running, the newer ones come with some of goodyears best tyres
i rate it. had a look into a vw id.3 but just can't justify getting rid of the a1
LOL timmy's crush
um
Um you're just kidding right?
giz a chip
*flings one vaguely at your head*
the scran
Sir Heinrich Himmler
Sir Adolf Eichmann
Sir Reinhard Heydrich
Sir Alois Brunner
when I get new tyres put on the car I just get the cheapest ones
all the same shite innit
Focus.
all the same shite innit
if you're a dumb dumb yeah
grow up the lot of you
was easily avoidable
resulted in Russia turning Communist
Just tell us you have no historical conaciousness.
cheaping out on the only thing in contact with the road
single digit iq post
if im cracking a ton on the motorway, i want the grippiest grippers money can buy ;-P
At least 31 Palestinians killed after Israeli forces open fire near Gaza aid distribution center
They like to call Brits "Inselaffen" (island monkeys)
I'm not driving up Mt Kilimanjaro, just going to work or the shops
you’re Irish :/
do they really not care
Correct
Was sorts direct in da klub last night
watched A Complete Unknown last night and it was SHIT
on the contrary it was basically unavoidable. once the potential for an industrialised military was fully realised some sort of cataclysm was always coming, and every continental power was possessed by the spirit of conquest in some way
me in the red hat
well now you know
My friends
Spaino
Belgain
Mousey
Barry
My enemies
Cansnonce
Kernowkunt
DTFIC
why's someone taking a picture of her back
neighbours bratty daughters running around in their garden making lots of noise and commotion :3
Germany has the right to rule the European continent in a National Socialist New Order of Europe.
me on the right listening to some bangers on my phone
that would be too much a threat to US hegemony
He's a bit of a bad boy
Crona was asking about you the other day on britfeel
Good. The USA is a liberal-capitalist Christian melting pot monstrosity.
but you cant defeat it now. it's too late
I need money for hookers. And blackjack.
you're gay :/
alri futurami fan
Bereaved? I think not
there was a leaked glowie document a few years back indicating in clear terms that the US were genuinely annoyed and perplexed by germany's continued economic prosperity. Like there was serious confusion over how they, Germans, were just consistently super productive year on year
proper shame about that nord stream pipeline by the way, terrible accident that (or whatever the explanation was) yeah just awful
Can't decide between Mean Girl or Heathers today.
Wasser.
brit windy out
*beep*
What? What?
firing up the JAV
What is true.
grow up
lucky bastaard
What?
might buy a gameboy advance
haven't been grangled in a while
do slags get off dressing like that?
Yes.
do you not have wind in france
seems a bit redundant in current year
Opinions on hiring escorts?
yeah but what if it's not?
Approve. Cope.
well it is
you can emulate gba games on a calculator if you want
just fire up the jav
Bro looks Austrian with Hungarian eyes. Haha.
alright let's see your calculator then
not where i live
it's not that hot but it's heavy, there's going to be a thunderstorm tonight
LGBTQ = PAEDO
Coping.
lmfao
can you not afford wind?
not since the tariffs
Sorry.
toulouse?
no way this is real
The voices.
The dire. Kys/kms.
doxxable info
COME ON...
deeply unfunny thread once again. suspect a lot of indians and ESLs are behind these flags
they all play with cartoon dolls and shave their hormonally stunted penises to look prepubescent but they're definitely not paedophiles no sir
Past.
what do you think a paedophile is
genuinely
like do you not know the definition of words
Get over it.
i'm too hot
need a beer to cool down
you're a paedophile
a vile tatchellite paedophile
i mean just read that "interaction" between the french poster and the aussie and brits. saaar no wind in france saaaar toulouse? doxable info saaaaar
What?
you're genuinely stupid
You ok mate
Arpmit fart.
Calm down Rasheed.
we all saw that fat pussy that was posted just now
I'll be man enough to say I saw it and I thought "I want to put my penis in there"
I aint gonna like it made we wanna fucc
Someone took a photo of me
Fares is talkimg to himself.
Want autistic pussy
LIKE OMG YOURE LIKE DUMB OH MY DAYS BRO
you are such a gimp
Kek this is me
Metal mf. Hit that squirt in the face of the audience.
saaaaar not since the tariffs saaaar
Brave and courageous posts x
Porn.
arseholes itchy
her balls are too fat, she needs to spunk asap otherwise that thong will rip and drop everything
Rorke listening to A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton
If you can't take the mammoth imagine it a moth.
her balls
Disabled.
for me it's reckless by madison beer
Tax class?
What?
How is that funny unless you are literally 13
200 villages and towns evacuated by Ukrainian forces as Russia initiates massive summer offensive in the Sumy region
mad how you freaks actually thought Ukraine could win the war.
She heard what you said, Rorke
get it nuked
What?
not once did i ever believe it
2 weeks to flatten the kyiv
All I asked was for twos, sheesh
gonna watch saving private ryan this afternoon
72 Virigns.
its a london thing
its a london thing
its. a. london. thing
Not ugly at least.
20x lush
someone needs to do a write up on the cult of protein. the typical western diet already wildly exceeds what a normal person needs to consume, there doesn’t appear to be a significant gain in muscle growth past even .8g/kg which is wildly below what modern fitness culture tends to recommend
should have listened to me. ive been saying its an indian spambot for the past year but oh noooo you all called me schizophrenic
body: unposted
got some linguine boiling
Sooner or later.
youtube channels im subbed to retroactively paywalling their videos that were free to watch last month
I'm angry
angry about elves
wonder how it does captchas
What???
will be watching big floppa videos for the rest of the day
just use kemono
Just a moment what?
where can i meet runescape sluts
bus costs more than the train
Exactly.
Flickers From The Fen gigs.
berwick is scotland
buying gf
alri, settle down gimli
Perhaps, lol.
just had two wanks at once
Aside from disaster, update.
*puts on dragon plateskirt*
*does the bow emote*
What?
What does crying prove?
pretending to eat the cat's food and she's absolutely kicking off
loooool
pls do not bully caberge
i bet the little shit begged hundreds of times for anon's food whenever he was eating
that got frere's pussy wet
wearing glasses that turn everything orange aha x
i'm not making the new
Yeah it's mostly a mask for roidmonkeys