/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

men used to go to war.

i hear if you replace a blown tire out on the road with your gf present she'll be very wet by the time you're done

women used to be useful

waking up in the morning is a war. that's fighting the bloody dragon.

i put on the spare tire for some blown out crack whore b/c she burst it right in front of me when i was out running.
i couldn't just let someone totally unfit to take care of themselves just sit there and struggle.

I could've

i would have stolen the tire

ok i did my injections
it was my best one so far. no blood and no leaking

i wouldn't have helped her if she were bl*ck or overweight, tbqhwy

How many more until your brutal depression and self hatred are finally cured

I made a chocobo :)

idk
until im able to look in the mirror and see something at least resembling a girl
rn im just a twink with a bit of (very small) boobs

the israelis are defending themselves by burning babies and children alive or something....

dont' really care about brownoid squabbles

just ordered dinner bros. is 1200 dinars for this chicken and spinach risotto a good deal in america?

Your body dismorphia will never let your mind see that. It's part of the condition. Just like anorexic people always think they're fat.

Just don't be a loser and roll around on a donut until IT blows too, those aren't meant for normal use

CA$16/US$11.50

Surprisingly expensive, really

I am so fucking horny right now bros but I'm doing nofap

will only be on it till tomorrow. already got the replacement on order with a local shop. should only be driving on it for ~20 miles in total

$280 for a single tire (labor included) seems insane to me but what can you do

*Le up bote* faith in humanity restored kind stranger

Cute

did you let her blow you after?

I am so fucking horny right now bros but I'm doing nofap

but its May

no. i got away from her and back to my workout as soon as i could

Lunch.

you could've work out on her if you get what i'm saying

you're gonna shit brix

The Brazilian neet, tranny and German should meet irl and get into hijinks together

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they're supposed to change both though
if they're only changing one you should get the other for free

I wish I could meet FK. Hanging out with Jason and the Brazilian sounds terrible though.

I wasnt talking about fk or Jason
You need to brush up on your /cum/ lore

I'm great to hang out with, grow up.

Date night at the inventory with Spinny

the spare? they are

I know who the non-FK german and the Brazilian tranny are. They're nobodies thoughbeit so I assumed you weren't talking about them.

genuinely don't understand why I cannot stick to a budget and got myself into a huge amount of debt

Why dont women learn how to change a tire? Why do women live their entire lives under the presumption that a man will magically appear to bail them out of problems?

Why are Mexican males so high value in the sex market?

the neet brazilian or the tranny brazilian

Because they always do

It stops happening once their beauty fades. That's why they become "Karens". They're used to men going out of their way to serve them, and when it stops happening they just assume they're being bullied or persecuted. They don't realize that this is just how people are treated normally

There are three Brazilians that frequent /cum/: the incel chud, the one that always talks about germanic and icelandic, and the tranny

that a man will magically appear to bail them out of problems?

when it comes specifically to changing a tire this usually does happen

Is buying a condo or townhouse better than renting? I can find some under $200k in my area and at least that way I'm building equity

Why are they all weird and gimmicky

Cliche to say, but racist gameshow host man will probably go down in history with a worse reputation than even racist drunk man.

Shut your whore mouth Bob Barker was a great man and we respect him in this house

telegraph.co.uk/netball/2025/05/28/two-transgender-netball-players-banned-flattening-opponent/

How do i break into the Gigolo business

Either be exceptionally handsome or exceptionally low standards for the women you sleep with. I mean like 78 year old hags with zero sex appeal and that old people smell

it's too hot. please help

Looks like you worked up a potential client already

Even owning a trailer or empty lot is better than renting

move out of florida

I think 2 of those are the same person, might even be all 3 desu

try convincing my parents

/cum/ niggers be like

It's too hot, I want winter, global warming killed spring o algo

Meanwhile they live in Florida or Southern California

Ok. I'll just buy your old man a couple of rounds and uhh rock the old ladies socks off if you know what I mean

im looking like shit

Crap, mate.

I live in Ohio and I hate summer.

I like the rainy season, but when that passes I just want it to be Autumn already.

couple of rounds

that aint gonna work

I like the implication that fucking your mom however will work

this is false. i've been gone for weeks.
not me
depends, are you cute smelly hairy white boy?
i'm alive and well
that would never happen because i'm a top meaning i don't take cock up the ass

mom's a prude thoever

Bontica chango universal on 63rd st

literally they're obsessed with me. they can't go more than a few days without mentioning me.
naturopathy isn't new. it's been practiced for thousands of years. allopathy is actually historically new.
in the name of Satan, will be murdered.

She's also Floridian which means she's probably very sexy and just as dumb (no offense!)

that would imply you know the secrets to manifestation which you don't
in the name of Satan, will be murdered.
i dont seethe over christians. i laugh at their pathetic slave-like existence.

my mom's retiring this year and an african american gentleman will be buying our store in july.
i'm thinking about buying another commercial property somewhere in the north side. i might keep the business name too but i'm not sure.

Look at this attentionwhore go!

it's tiresome hiding these posts manually

Yeah giving him attention is a good strat, keep it up dumbass

my competition in chicago consists of middle aged wiccan/new age women.
literally an unsaturated market basically.

I don't think you've gone to a restaurant lately. $16 for almost any meal is already on the cheap side, getting it delivered for that price is really good.

N

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it is just impossible to get a meal as tasty and nutritious as one i can make at home for less than $40

They pay for things like CCA, and have that person do it for them.

You got a discount for donating a portion of your meal to ending jeet driver hunger

this assumes everyone here is both capable of cooking a meal and understands anything about nutrition

He was great in the 90s/00s, but he turned into a grumpy grandpa in his last years on the show.

I am happy that I'm handsome

i'm a top meaning i don't take cock up the ass

in russia you'd be considered straight

Have old lady rizz and fag rizz..

Ahem, janny, you've got some unpaid work to do

Stop talking to him, leafs already have a reputation for being terrible posters

if you look closely, my posts says "i can make." it doesn't say "a person can make"

I proved it to myself by having sex with cute women

donating to jeets

Disgusting.

i'm alive and well

Sad!

I’ve been told that Serbia is super cheap. Those sorts of prices, although on the lower end, are available in Canada. Hence “surprisingly expensive”

He was gone already until you gave him attention
Literal NPC country

Is it true that Brian’s curses have the opposite effect and your life improves after? I’ve seen multiple anons posting about that before

yep.

Jews are whatever is politically convenient in a time and place. In the 1885 Pittsburgh Platform, Jews declare themselves members of the white race with a different religion. When speaking to the left Jews insist on being classified as non-white minorities.

He's a grave robbing faggot who thinks it's a fair trade to leave his woo woo behind.
Wouldn't surprise me if he made people's lives better with his faggot curses.

baseball?

Jews have claimed everyone from Elvis Presley to Christopher Columbus (until he was cancelled) based off the childish jingoistic inference that if someone is great then it is because they are Jewish.

I would not be surprised if to bolster the latest Israeli information operation that they are raping, killing and mutilating babies in Gaza to protect "the West" they invent a Roman pedigree for themselves while flipping off Titus' arch when they visit Rome.

B**** tried to curse me and I'm doing fine.
That Mexican tried to curse me and I'm doing fine.
You all suck at magic.

It's because of all the christians like me praying for you :)

Saints gain sainthood post-death. They have no experiences.

who's hafiz?

this was written by someone who doesn't play chess

they were always saints. it is only after death that other people can recognize them as such

No, one of the requirements of becoming a saint is completing 2 post-death miracles. They only becomes saints in the post-death.

I'm so hungover

A mystic poet
thats only to canonize someone as a saint, but the vast majority of saints are not canonized

Poop funny
Poop smelly

ok, retard

I wonder what happened to mihai.

What is it about American culture that makes Americans dress like complete shit?

Why do Europeans dress gay

are you gay?

the vast majority of saints are not canonized

So they're not saints then, or I'm a saint by your metric.

Neither of those outcomes are necessitated by what I said

I liked that part it was funny that when someone would start overreacting and try to hug him he would tell them to back off and that he was getting to old for that, no other game show host is going to tell you to fuck off and act less excited

We become saints by accepting Jesus as Lord and Savior
Becoming a canonized saint is a more specific process. I'm also not Catholic btw, but intellectual honesty is important.

wtf, you don’t wear stained sweatpants and a wife beater and socks and sandals to the grocery store? FAGGOT!

even the women dress like shit
how can some slag wear jeans and sneakers to the club and get let inside
I have been in America for two weeks and have yet to see a woman wearing a dress

"Most saints aren't canonized" meaning they haven't gone through the formal process.
Meaning it's literally anything goes.
"We'Re AlL sAiNtS"
More stupid than the Catholics.

Nothing wrong with socks and sandles

I'm turning 30 soon and my hair is thinning so I have started sopranos maxxing, bought a bunch of older button up and bowling shirts from the local thrift stores, got some nice slacks and some new shoes, started wearing the gold watch my grandfather left me, started calling girls at the coffee shop honey and sweetie, one of them giggled in a flirty way and the other day when I told her to get me an espresso and we talked about my boring finance job for a bit, shit is bussin tbqh

Why are you such a snob?

It isn't "anything goes" it's receiving the Holy Spirit through faith in Jesus.

"We'Re AlL sAiNtS"

That's also not what that post says. Nonchristians and hypocrites would generally not be considered saints, but God has mercy on whomever he chooses.

youtube.com/watch?v=PskDLbP1x1o

there's lax formality in everything here, you don't need to learn social grace besides how to introduce yourself and how to do a transaction.

Anyone in heaven is technically a saint

Spending time in this general has made me start to think we have more in common with Mexicans than Canadians (doesn't mean I want either of them living here)

Rodriguez-esque post

Catholicism is the only decent modern religion and that's largely because it's adaptable and able to change for modern sensibilities and also keeps holdovers from old pagan religions like having patron saints of different aspects of life you can pray to like how older polytheistic religions would pray to a specific god when they needed help with a particular aspect, the pageantry and uniforms and all that are also pretty neat

I liked saint george the most when I was a kid because of saint george and the dragon, my grandmother would read that one illustrated saint george book to me before bed when she was baby sitting me I was really young (my parents were not in to religion though despite my grandparents being hardcore catholics so I stopped going to church by the time I was a tween)

I think the point of protestantism is that you get to have all those things to whatever degree you want

t. Juan Julio Ramirez-Lopez

youtube.com/watch?v=5x-4JEUFxxM

t. Victor Ochoa Pablo rodriguez garcia villareal de la huerta

lol

I like how they were banned from depicting humans in art but made a lot of elaborate copes to allow photos

Someone is blasting "Baby" by Justin Bieber in my neighbourhood

Canadians

feminine

gay

liberal

tolerant

agreeable

Mexicans

masculine

straight

conservative

intolerant

opinionated

Canadians aren't tolerant or agreeable, they constantly misread posts to contrive arguments

I have done gay things with a mexican so this is wrong

Redditleaf is some kind of jeet so that doesn't count

FACT: All the gay anons in the general are Americans, not Canadians.

maman is speaking now

Most of my (you)s come from Canadians so they’re alright with me

I dont care if beaners are right wing or left wing
Their personal political beliefs are totally irrelevant

i am so fucking bored

Americans are all ugly because we are bred to be the slaves of jews.

If you annoy redditleaf or effortleaf you'll get a half dozen (you)s at least

I have been in America for two weeks and have yet to see a woman wearing a dress

This shit is so gay. A nation of FtM crossdressers

That's just you Terrone

she undid her top buttons. absolutely based

I am genuinely one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen in my entire life

Effortleaf? I've not heard of this person

You probably have some sort of dysmorphia mental disorder

That's just you Terrone

No I’m perfectly sane I just know that I’m a genuine ghoul.

I’m perfectly sane

Sane people don't say things like this

What do they say?

it is illegal to boycott israel in most US states because the US is an israeli colony

I'm mostly sane but a little bit crazy

all of the based states are democrat

Ok then that’s what I am

i gotta find some place to go that isn’t work or home. i’m a broke chudcel that hates fun any suggestions

you're only saying this because your bf is catholic

gay Catholic

What's the point

He's not religious at all (his mother is) but like I said my grandparents were and I went to church when I was young, I just think it's the most acceptable modern religion because its one of the few that has the ability to change over time and it keeps a lot of the shallow aesthetics of older religions

University library

I NEED MY HECKIN THIRD SPACES

Farting like a madman

t. stinky

The holocaust is real and you're a conspiracy theorist if you dont believe it but also if you deny it you're going to prison

Israel doesnt have any influence on american politics, thats just an antisemitic canard but also its illegal to boycott Israel

What did they mean by this?

who are you quoting terrone

Also, the Gaza Holocaust is NOT real and if you DON’T deny the Gaza Holocaust, you’re an antisemite and going to prison

know of a place where you never get harmed
A magical place with magical charms
Indoors
Indoors
Indooooooors

Hear ye hear ye
I hearby sentence all leftist men to be castrated and all leftist women to be fucked until they're conservative, sundress wearing, housewife material
Court is adjourned

I hearby sentence all leftist men to be castrated

We stopped doing that like a hundred years ago, dummy. Now we get psychologists to trick them into wanting to get castrated, and then they even pay for it themselves

Akchually in Canada our taxpayer funded Medicare totally pays for trooning out and has since like 2006 before most people even knew about trooning out

This is fine

I was referring to America, although the argument could be made that theirs is also trannies socializing the burden onto everyone else via private health insurance; I assume their health insurance covers troon castration idk

We have worked hard to reverse damaging Conservative policies that led to delays and deep cuts to immigration levels. We know immigration is important for economic growth and have worked to increase immigration levels,reduce wait times, and build a fairer system. Many people leave their families behind to build a better future in Canada, in hopes that they can be re-united in Canada. But the wait is difficult and COVID-19 has caused further delays.

#ELBOWS UP EVERYONE

Canada quietly dropped most of their tariffs after Carney got in while we kept ours lel

Northern border wall when

VGH the elite human capital of Pajeet the Tim Hortons slave’s hypochondriac grandmother

The traitors in charge of facilitating chain migration should be in prison forever

I was racially profiled at the Canadian border

The counter-tariffs were fucking retarded anyway. I favour tariffs when implemented intelligently, ie in such a way as to maximize import substitution and cultivate domestic production, but half of the shit they tariffed were out of spite on products from red states that can’t even be produced here, such as Florida oranges. That’ll be great for frigid Canada’s burgeoning orange industry LOL

I'm chi and one of my white friends single mom tried to tell me that I could pass as white as a compliment. He hated her so much lmao.

They should but instead they'll continue to rape the nation and bleed it dry, killing you, me, and the future of every actual Canadian that was born today.
They want you replaced with indian slaves because white people don't make good slaves. Indians have proven themselves to be reliable slaves even back in India where they happily work the worst, most dangerous and subservient roles until it kills them.
They have to murder the existing culture in Canada before they can replace it with their new globohomo wageslave culture.

On this week's edition of X:

Jews, including in Israel, are white Europeans.

Ashkenazi Jews are a long lost race of ancient Greco-Romans, which explains why they are so beautiful and smart.

White women, not Jews, are responsible for the West's decline.

Donald Trump isn't a warmonger just like his predecessor. Putin is in fact the villain in Ukraine and now MAGA has been REDPILLED on the RQ.

It’s really funny when famous American rappers get denied entry at the Canadian border and have to cancel shows over prior minor convictions

it’s a beautiful crisp clean spring day, I think I should play dota for 8 hours and throw every game because I’m bored

Why do people blame trump for shit in Russia and Ukraine, but not Biden who was president when it started

US foreign policy isn't made by the president.

or when liberal shitholes like New Zealand or Australia flip out and ban ALT RIGHTERS from spreading HATESPEECH in their lovely diverse nation

Lauren Southern is permab& from Australia

fucking kek.

banning Lauren Simonsen

Erm that’s deeply antisemitic…

Nigger

Tonight's reading material

a man of culture and taste

da joos told biden to fuck up ukraine

Ok maybe the Holocaust did happen, but 6 million? Come on, there's no way.

Terrone (Jew) and Jason (genuine troon)

The holocaust is still fake
The image you posted doesnt change that

the white nationalist to troon pipeline is really quite something

6 million? I heard it's closer to 15 million.

I can't believe you'd deny the 24 million who died.

Anon is actually going to sit here and pretend he doesn't know about the 40 million who were murdered.

Used to play Destiny 2 with a bunch of guys from Anon Babble and the two biggest chuds both trooned out

Pure projection

Funny part was before getting breast implants as a troon was free for US soldiers but getting restorative implants after losing them to breast cancer wasn't lol

Crazy how we know the almost exact number of Jews killed in the Holocaust but we can never pinpoint the exact amount of Slavs, Jehovah's Witnesses, or gypsies

projection

I’m just stating a fact
They’re no longer chuds, they’re leftist faggots

Boomers and soybois elected him solely because he was gonna be tough on Drumpf but he caved immediately and has been even softer than Trudeau lol

600 or 6 million, it's still terrible.

A Persian girl once told me Jews have a holiday to this day where they celebrate massacring Persians long ago. I agreed but didn't really believe it, when I later looked it up it was 100% true lol (Purim) such a vindictive people

i wish i were born in tibet and practiced buddhist abnegation and kung fu and rode around on a yak. i don’t image those people suffer at all

They light themselves on fire to protest Chinamen thoughbeit

They also have ones for slaughtering greeks and Egyptians as well

Hanukkah is about massacring greeks and Passover is about massacring Egyptians.
Every jewish holiday is them celebrating wiping out an entire group of people

watchin destiny

dp principle.

It's everyone else's fault but mine nobody likes me

Amazingly consistent since antiquity

My family should honor kill me

i love it when jannies passive-aggressively move a thread to Anon Babble instead of deleting it

That's how you can tell they are really butthurt, not enough for a deletion or banning but they still want to get rid of it. They should be ACKKKKED more often

ive been kicked out of 110 countries for no reason at all

Like clockwork

im afraid

if I suck enough jewish dick maybe they will let me do a heckin racism

t. Every rightoid in america all at once

What about Samuel Hyde? (Schlomo Hydenstein)

If u too were getting laid at 20 her ten bodies from college wouldn’t bother u so much. But u weren’t.

if my grandma had wheels she would be a bike

the terrone-redditpaki circlejerk is pretty insufferable

more so are the posters that won't shut up about them

True

wouldn’t it be more effective to light the chinamen on fire

do people have fancy names in your cunt?

drinking beer and peeing my pants. i love wednesdays.

Love when the ac turns on

I’m not passionate about anything besides gooning

The attempt to genetically recast Jews as white Europeans is an act of subversion that should instantly trigger suspicion of all those peddling it. Thankfully, the audiences are smarter than the influencers on here so they will just discredit themselves. Shocking to see the wide array of tricks and epistemic pollution the vermin is ginning up to get whitey to fight and die for them.

As I walked down through Chatham Street A fair maid I did meet

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, that to secure these rights governments are instituted among men.

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

I want to live in an all white country
Why is that considered evil?

alright boys enough with the japanese haiku. lets get an interesting conversation going, pick a topic

shut it faglord

anime

get his ass

pick again

With blood.

A remake where a meteor's about to annihilate earth but the US begins attacking any country that tries to knock it off course because the job's supposed to be handled by the private sector

can we knock meteors ofc? i thought nasa did that with a rinky tincky asteroid

red day tomorrow, good times

A remake where a meteor's about to annihilate earth, so 100 million pajeets and somalians move to white countries to escape turmoil o algo

This is just real life minus the meteor

semen

manga

Canadas next PM

fuck off

fuck fuck fuck sexooooo

Suck a nigga dick or sum

business idea: unexist

what kind of haircut do young germanic women like? thank you

The Balotelli

why would anyone move to british columbia?

ywnb germanic

Remind me why you're in Brazil again please

Nice weather
Lots of nature

because it actually rains there unlike here

its rich like ontario but has the cascadian nature

what do you mean?????????? thank you

he's a bong and moved there with his wife

Buddhists can only kill themselves o algo

Use this for the new

how did he manage to afford that bongs lives in council houses in post industrial hell holes

Zhong Lennonstein over here

Some day I will move to somewhere like washington and buy a cabin in the woods and live like a hermit (but with internet) not anytime soon though I like living near family right now

he's rich THO

what state do you live in

I'm in Okinawa soon and from what I read there are plenty of American soldiers. In my 30 years I never met an American because I live in German country side. I really wanna talk to some of them. Just out of curiousity. I love Murican culture (steaks, burger, Elvis Presley, Cash, country music, rock n roll, milkshakes, muscle cars, etc. etc.). I'm just afraid that it is strange because in Germany we never speak to random strangers on the street. But in the US it's more common right? Like having a small talk "hey how are ya?". What do you think? Should I just do it?

denial

Oh, right. I don't even know if i should work tonight

t.

The south I don't particularly like it too hot in the summer and the winter is too short
he was right tho

you live in the nile? zamn

what do you do for living i wanna work in iceland too

when did i say he was wrong?

Factory worker

Americans love small talk and talking about their hometown and ancestors. At least the white ones anyway

isnt fargo litteraly begging for people to come and work? you can probably get a nice wage there and if you dont like it you can just move back down south to marry bell and jimbob again. go for it, nobody remembers a pussy!