me and my peyl endzhel on a date
OLD:
/balk/
how do they keep the monkey from beating the shit out of her and raping her?
it's not rape if it's consensual
EINS...HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE
ZWEI...HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE
Missed night balk and it actually had funny oc comment
tldr?
I cant be arsed to force my brain to read through the bread
I need to get my info in real time or l dismiss it
Some sashko shit, had a laugh at some of it
!!! БЪЛГAPИЯ HAД BCИЧКO !!!
why your dick so skinny
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spais nkarls made some top bangas in the 90s brev
Almost threw up a bit ago
Woke up in the balkans again reward
aj safer walking to work
human bros... how do we compete?
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siribro, blyaaa
song nambar uan, blyaaa
it's a darstya manya tryek, blyaaa
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some nice music on hold chune while you wait to be connected to mangau
fucking ripped a callus again
Today finna be too hot
scratched the knuckle of my thumb somewhere
haha, suffer
haha, suffer
32C next week astaghfirullah
be quiet you ungrateful beast I'm freezing my ass here
Restrictions on foreign exchange offices, cash transactions for more than 1 million ALL will not be allowed
it's joever
now I'll have to go through 5 kiosks that are all next to each other in a row to convert money
Just do it digitally through your e banking bro
Move to Bulgaria and get harassed by maymun heats and swarthy women whilst I move to Krasnoyarsk the land of mild weather and blonde angels
but how am I supposed to launder money that way
albaboonis ran abroad with too many bags of leks now xpozzed goes to hotel villa pascucci to stay for a week and milks they banks dry
Exchanging lek for eur isn't laundering the lek bro
You still have no legal basis for that income
nigga it's unspendable eur to spendable lek
lachriyor - lek money
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laxriyor - shota kurdim
My head hurts and I'm cold.
A flechette round can fix both
up 1 % today too
it's over makkkebro, should've bought with those 20€missed another 20 cents
Coffee and cigarette and everything is okay again.
That's not what money laundering is bro
Busy rn
Can you even buy 20 euros worth of a share
Also, for some reason only now do I get an email telling me that my account is approved
successfully predicted VWCE dropping to my IQ (115), it even went lower
didn't buy
classic mid uit move
hope orangeada fizzes up some boolshit in the mid uit east so the price can tank again
Based Brazilian man
yeah bro it supports partial shares you can buy 0.156 of a share
emails are also one day delayed because you got approved yesterday so it got sent today
this is why time in the market beats timing the market chuddy
got rejected because 'our future perspectives don't match'. for some reason I feel rather relieved than disappointed
not tchroo in the case of a NEET who has no income but only some inheritance shekels
i gotta time it right, it matters
Bulgaria as soon as we adopt the Euro:
Was she (or he?) cute and how old?
she was a cute 24yo but a bit wrinkled cuz of smoking habit
or he?
kys degenerate cock sucker faggot
24
that's how many nigro einoses she's licked
you dodged a bullet
He is pongo. Not caucasoid/afro
24
Too young
Was she into astrology at least?
did you show her your pipe spitting skills
I'm not angrybey
kind of she said libra (me) and aquarius (she) would make the best couple
Finna drink another coffee on my firm's expense
Vgh should have told her that retrograde Venus predicted your meeting
how do i beat the passivehuman out of myself
I'm not the plumber either
idk how astrology works and I couldn't care less
24yo
A little bit old for me.
kys degenerate cock sucker faggot
I asked because I didn't know if you are also a homosexual like the albanian.
chill on the balcony and drink my qaaffee
balkmunic winds blow aphids from the nearby trees all over me
eshteghferelleh
snails broke a few more sunflower niggies by climbing on top of them, annoying kritsurs
50 of them were stomped and the chief offenders were put in a box full of salt
Just go study bro
you should have eaten them like a real frenchman
he is not a homo. he is a pedo, meaning he would fuck anything that moves as much time as it is underage. learn the difference
inner passivehuman wont let me do this
you can't you were born this way just accept it
how the fuck is this not a comedic persona lmao
Just go do it bro
Haven't ate today astaghfirullah
xaxaxxaxaxa
10 million mile office march done
eating 2 celebratory gyros
internalize your locus of control
1 more hour and it's dopaminergic coercion time
okay i will do it, fuck the passivehuman he can suck my cock
didnt mean to post this, how did i even fat finger a gif on mobile
haha, fatfinger
get it
because she's fat
so this is the power of ei ai
Bulgarian colleagues visit Greece every week. I am stranded here for a month.
I wanna fucking die
they live their myth in Greece while you rot in bumgaria
change jobs
I am a student
Mofos are obsessed with our shithole. Half of macedonia will be Bulgarian in a couple of years
bro catapulted me back to the 2000s
I was looking for the tard with the bowl cut and huge gaps between his teeth
So sad how many of YouTube's mid-2000s legends have been forgotten
it was just brainrot for millennials bro
I led a blind man to a cliff, but it's not my fault he fell and died
The bikes think this is a real defense.
He mostly posts boys so he's a homosexual pedo.
libelmaxxing thread
БOЖE БOЖE
AJAJA
he's by far the funniest shit in entertainment right now, where the fuck is he. wish I could produce his show
boonie my poor turkish boy have you seen stab today?
oh man
his thread is still up hahaha, now that the boards are slow I can turn him into a star over there hahahaha
look at hm hahahahah jesus hahahahahah
ah shit, time for a nap after a fat gyro
pull yourself by the bootstraps shiptard is on a roll
Slutwhore, you dare enter my domain?!
they called him coping smegma frf hahahahah
*harrasses you*
Schizezio Hallucinatore de la Bardovenze
ah shit if he was only more cooperative he could be a top streamer, he's so fucking unintentionally funny and not self conscious at all people are gonna love him
he would be arxigos of the north
I saw that fat albanian fuck in my neighborhood one day, together with another retard they were catching a taxi.
very wholesome homosexuals in that Anon Babble thread
they have to know dudes will be homolusting over their pics when they post themselves right
it's fatties posting pics of their gay crushes while larping as roman statues
say it
I think there's plenty of dem dudes that are not even faggots, they jus tlarp as ones to get attention and troll. which make it even more crazy , goes to show how social media and tinder imposed the 80% 20% rule the blackpill preached about.
Can you imagine not even being a fat but having to act like one because thats the only way theyre gonna notice you in this life?
BAGAZAHMN! kinda like boon acting greek fishing for guillible flags
Fuck i miss 2022 when i could bang ukranian teenie sluts now they all gone and im sitting here talking to browngarian poodles.
i'm too credulous for this website
rick coper
kek every time I see his outro with the bibisi hotwife spades logo
Sadly he makes a good redpill point when he says "she's using him for his money, so what, he's using her for her body". And teaches nerds how to providermaxx from a position of a maskaleen frame.
currently I can withdraw 83€ per month relying on 4% a year
that's basically all of my electric water internet phone bills depending on the season
I hate how cuckolds are so numerous, that they push their fetish into everything now - popular movies and shows, politics, music, celebs drama, everything.
Make cuckoldry niche again, please. Fuck off.
No idea who that is but ride on
it's around 6.66€ per month for every 2k invested
very sheytanic
incels are obsessed with cuckoldry for some reason
saving never made anyone rich to become rich you have to leveragemax take loans and start businesses
meh, I'll be done by 30 either way
Since when did Kelly become an airbnb owner, or is it one of his many larps?
all kelly owns is a blown out asshole and a handful of mental illnesses
On margin or what?
He apparently rents it for 700 euros a night, imagine how rich he is.
well just selling normally bro
it's worth 25k currently so 4% yearly of that is 1k a year which is 83€ a month
Today I make a decision
I either change profession into codemaymunry or leave fyromia in 2 years time
bro just do both
Why only 4%? Shouldn't you be making 10% on average per year
I like my profession doe
He is rich because he lets the gayreek mafia take turns destroying his rectum
4% is a sustainable safe withdrawal rate for the long term
well around 3.5-4% but no reason to be conservative when I have other plans to make money outside work
it's 10% before inflation 7 percent after inflation, so you withdraw 4 and leave 3 to make more money to so it keeps growing
all of these on average of course, numbers can be lower
whats your profession bro
whats your profession bro
No dox bro
I had a similar thought except even more balkmunic. I'd just withdraw all of the profits on a yearly basis. If it's 10%, I take it all. If it's 20%, I take it all. If it goes in the negative, I just starve that year. I might die tomorrow or get severely injured or ill and I won't be able to enjoy muh profits.
that's an objectively inferior withdrawal strategy that will in the end leave you less money than the more common way, and it's more likely you don't get run over than a car and die and then just stay poor
go to ficalc.app and mess with the numbers and the withdrawal strategies there so you can understand the different success rates and how much you'll have each year
Option 3, you move to NY, kill shitgal and then yourself
I'm openly complaining about the Anon Babble moderation. OP is off-topic, yet they don't remove it.
Incompetent people shouldn't be in charge of this large website.
don't worry boonche, in 10 years if I can be bothered I'll make a chan
New York, Plovdiv
Why bro?
Shtipokawa, Municipality of Pleven, Hokkaido
Don't insult me. You post homosexual pedophile cartoons.
When you insult me, it's like a cat thinking it can kill a lion. Obviously that cat is mentally ill.
you are all day here nobody stops you to make the new thread with some pale angel but you are too low iq lazy and a boon to do so so instead you spend more time crying about it
meds, NOW
he has external locus of control
sad!
Where do you take the right to insult me? My live is objectively better than yours.
boonche is a firm believer in manifestation
if he keeps saying something he believes it will become true
Based insurance CEONTJ
sun rays crack thru clouds for a few mins
wind starts blowin
cloud covers sun
dark as night for a few mins
starts rainin
rain cloud dissipates in a few mins
cyclothymic ahh clown weather
The lack of a father figure turned you into a hateful creature that you are today. Without the anonymity here, I would beat you up with the Swiss guy.
wash yer lithium
shoulders still sore
finna just do wrist curls today
feelin like screaming again
I'll hook you to the pancreas and you'll fold like a towel.
i charge an iPhone per stay on my Airbnb meanwhile you live like a gypsy does off state gibs
bulgarians bullying crippled disabled old BIPOC men again
why bro
"macedonians could be here", he thought, "I've never been so far north before". The roaring sound of deliverades whizzing by reverbarated through the block even as a mazda 3 blasting gyftolaika run a red light and was lost in the distance.
why bro
Can't study hard 18 hour day
EU ministers approve new 150 billion-euro arms fund
defense industry complains about workers shortage
kek
studying for 2000 hours is a meme, you need at most 2-4 hours of studying a day
EU ministers approve new 150 billion-euro arms fund
this is nothing just wait until this law passes Athens will be like madmax from skatotarifes
a bit late innit?
well there are 25,000 licensed taxis operating that means 70.000 votes so unless EU forces us it will never happen
VGH the very promising fields of dentists, taxi drivers, tour guides and scriveners is about to open up. Our tzi-nti-pee will go through the roof.
well apparently the commission is referring greece to the ecj for 200 different cases because mitso wont transpose directives properly
2027 kiddos
won't even wait for 2030, bulgarians wont even have time for another round of elections with this speed
Interesting how they don't argue against my post, when I tell them my life is better than theirs.
because it's like a transgender asexual anabaptist transracial nazbol amerikkkan saying xher life is better than yours
it's so outside the bounds of credulity it doesn't even deserve a reply
Two words. iPhone.
that's one word poorfag sweaty
I have an iPad, you have cockroaches in your kitchen.
you ready for everything getting expensive without the wage rase ?
I don't DOE
don't confuse my tiny shed with the barn you live in
ipad
bro, literally everything you brag about costs less than a months salary
it's like bragging about buying bread or water in glass bottles
Cleared my Xiaomi Redmi Note 13 Pro Plus' cash and it's not chugging anymore
First time in my life that works, thought it was just some skata update
litteral pencil dick
Yeah.
I already theoretically moved my escape forward a couple of years
next five year plan starts in january and it's 2 years to get a jap language certificate and leave
going to jap for work sounds like a fucking nightmare bro
I'll work for a foreign company full of indians and amerikkkan pigs to avoid the work culture
Have a meeting with a client tomorrow bros
Just saw the fattest gypsy I've seen in my life
Actually fatter than that one Italian gypsy that's posted here all the time
i think that im either having an identity crisis or maybe im anxious about the future or heavily disappointed in myself or something like that
been getting these random urges to scream and vomit at random, sometimes followed by a wish to kms. studying helps to distract me from it and so does light drinking.
God gifted me the Apple ecosystem and allows me to drink water from glass bottles, so I can heal.
You drink energy drinks and use your Android phone to post homosexual pedophile cartoons.
1 single instance of barely audible timmy thunder
half-hour power outage
sub-saharan nigro tatooine tier infrastructure
Should start adding crunchy peas to my noodle omelettes
balkan men look like that? maybe we're not so different
Quick question. Why are there always to types of people in a block ? Those who will say hello (20%) and those who won't event stare at you (80%). Saying hello is free you subhuman cucks
it's because you have no plan bro, so now that you're finally exiting the adult daycare that is the education system after coasting for most of your life you're feeling lost
you're subconsciously waiting for someone to tell you what to do but time is passing and nobody is doing that
I only say hello if the other guy says hello first
Says a lot about you. That means 80% of people think you're a subh beneath them, and the other 20% do it out of pity
Saying hello is gay
I always say hello but they don't respond. I even speak theor fucking language. I would say hello to you alba bro
Yeap that or you are all unsocialised fucks who sith about greece
bugis
unsocialized
once more I am oppressed by this cursed flag
the water cottons b pissin so hard rn it's like dey been holdin it in after a long day of drinkin fungal water
pico
cassino
low inhib bugar gambler's favorite combo
finna go buy more shit, I ran out of food again
I'm part of the 20%. There are many evil creatures who even pass by when I greet them.
The small rest are mean people like him Only two people of my multi storey commie block greet first when they are faster.
hailstorm the size of airsoft pellets
nuff to piss you off, not nuff to do real damage
Did your father neglect you?
In what shithole do you live ?
its scary what an external mommy focused locus can do to an individual
freezing all day in late May
Tva onq gadnata piqnica ot trojan
Fuck he is close
bought some greek yogurt
only 8.5gr protein per 100, literally nothing
cost like 3.5€ too
it's okay bro, in the end you're still in control of your life
This is why the state must start giving everyone unconditional basic income and telling you what thoughts are right and wrong.
tendies are literally cheaper per protein gr
half a kilo of tendies has 40gr and also has enough carbs and calories for half a day
the state is already telling you what to do, get a shit job, get a shit wife, buy a shit car, shit out 2.5 kids, spend your shit money on shit vacations and live shitcheck to shitcheck to support the consumer economy
bro can't trap animals cos his ancestors slaughtered most of'em, private companies monopolized they breeding n killing, and the state put a chastity cage on your ability to claim whatever's still roaming around
grim
State of bulgarian supermarkets
Billa is an expensive fucking meme
Lidl is a cucks paradise
Kaufland is OK but still expensive
All it takes is one winter season of supply chain fuckups to cause starvation and the complete resolution of the stray cats and dogs question
Fantastiko is where it's at.
ate that 500gr cup of yogurt with a can of coke zero I took from the office
pretty decent
Not in sofia sadly
The state can provide grain for one winter. Now, a second winter of supply chain fuckups...
his office is giving out soft drinks of choice for free and he's complaining. ungrateful beast
the evil kritchurs moved from the normal cans to the smal half-cans a while ago, but I just take 4 cans every time I'm forced to the office now
now where's the gif of the gypsy who pulls out 50 kilos of shoplifted items from her skirt's secret inner pockets
look at how much I have to eat to not lose weight
I think I'll buy like 5 cups of yogurt and eat them at breakfast
bro speedrunnin nutritional deficiencies
just cos u can get 3k kcal from fungal water don't mean it's nutritional
my peas and vitamins will prevent any deficiencies
bro eatin peas grown with nigroponics method n think he gets nutrition from his meme seeds
just stop eating daily for a few weeks lilbro
well my problem isn't losing weight, I'll just stop eating
it's keeping my weight
I only trust nigroponics grown GMOmaxxed globalist imported peas
bro bout to give himself thyroid disease to lachmunically reduce his metabolic rate n cut down on food expenditures
it's keeping my weight
why would you want to remain fat? just starve yourself lilbro
ehhhh, but I worked hard to get this fat
I'm at the fattest I've ever been
same bro, but dont you feel shame?
you're gonna maymoon yourself and look like one of those stereotypically balkan pregnant skinny fat "men"
I'm not that fat doe
I'm like at the perfect point before you start growing a belly that looks pregnant
you're with fire lilbro, listen to your pregnant elders before you succumb to the same fate...
ideal work-nutrition life balance
bro where did you get this picture of me
just start exercising bro, you're fat because you dont lift so you have nothing to give your body a proper shape
the dinner
How do you lose so many calories a day? Whats your daily workout lil bro?
negative nutritional value
also they should make a sprite zero, the normal version is too sweet
I harrasse myself to work and back and then lift weights and think a lot
this all burns calories
Just ate dinner, 2 slices of bread from 3 days ago and smeared beans on them. Side dish pasta rice mix
negative nutritional value
your native american ancestors are rolling in their graves
you WILL eat the corn
nigro will legit poison himself with sugar water, mutated seeds and 30 year old mystery meat taken out of hibernation to be fried in sneed oils and grain sludge
You said you only walk to work a day a week, how the fuck does that count for your daily calories loss?
Do you do pushups/pullups/? With the dumbbell you have you can only do curls and maybe work some back muscles
nigro would rather starve himself than buy a 100-200 eur walkingpad pro and walk in place in front of his desk like a civilized timmy codemoon
You cannot walk out the calories that you can eat.
I walk 2 days a week, or just jam all the days into a single week
I do pushups, curls, lat raises, rows
I'd do pullups but there's no place for a bar here
how the fuck does that count for your daily calories loss
how am I supposed to know nigga, I randomly get some retarded errand every week that means I have to run around the city for 4 hours
it averages out probably, or maybe my big brain burns 10k calories a day jerking off
I was thinking about buying one of those bike thingies for cardio actually
this, just dont eat in the first place
I'm eating a grilled corn cob which is like balkan food right?
Blachbani is the typical balkmun. Eats only garbage, drinks the most cancerous slop there is whilst having diabeetus but somehow saving all his money for a future he will probably not even be alive to see
I will write it on my will, that my wealth will be donated to smol makkkedonia to fight the fascist tatar oppresors
The typical balkmun is not this delusional and optimistic about his future so he rightfully spends his money on entertainment and at least enjoys himself as his health deteriorates.
I'd probably let your sister blow me but likely wouldn't fuck her/
thanks broski i think that i unironically needed to hear that
finna still get lightly drunk though, i kinda developed a taste for beer even though i used to diss it in online balkan people chatrooms
you have to spin it off a hand drill and snap your front teeth in half like jason derulo
I do that too, went from 84 kg to 74 in several months last year by eating less, mainly maintaining it now.
You did the opposite fromw hat i gather
Would you fuck his french sister?
yeah I stopped lifting regularly and started eating more since november
took me 1 trillion years to get more weight
beer is like crappy soda desu, not that bad when I don't have anything else cold to drink
She wouldn't touch a gypsy uber driver sorry.
No I eat it normally.
It will be used by banidonian politicians to increase banibanian influence in makedonia
I will specify that only the most serbian of ventilators will have access to the funds
Good rakia recommendations pls
Oh yeah i forgot since she is a filthy fucking frog whore she only rims the most dysgenic low IQ niggers and dirnks their piss
Why do you come here complain about your whore sister then get offended shen someone makes a joke about her you fuckign schizo. Learn to take a joke you sensitive little frog bitch
Too bad banidonian administration cant read
пeщepcкa oтлeжaлa в дъбoви бъчви
da EU will guarantee proper spending
corn is an american thing you dumbass yurop didn't have it
What's more likely will the swiss stab his family first or off himself?
wild turkey
Ask a local turkogypgarian to piss in a bottle for you.
eu guarantees proper spending
Cute little blachbaby
he will harrassee balk in 2025 then disappear sometime in 2026 just like the other tourist personas
Burgas 63
I will ignore it this time because I know you are still heart broken because that 24yo guy ghosted you.
Don't you have to go to war?
No hope for this cunt
instagram.com
baba vanga predicted this, along with 115 vwce
don't you have to suck my cock bro
nigga imagine being so deranged that you think you can tell me literally anything I don't know about this crap after I've had it for a decade
like it's deranged, I'd inject you with 300IU and watch you go into a coma just on principle
Have no idea what you're talking about
bro how do you want to find a loving wife with that mindset?
No I'm not your father.
Okay I respect this because you need some distance from it.
I have no such bizarre wants
I think you got me confused with someone else.
You need someone to drop a 30ton boulder on your head disgusting shitgal roach
lets drop it on him together
Okay.
He is not even in the thread
OBSESSED kritchurs cannot comprehend this
dont @ me you disgusting animal roach
I wonder if other generals are like us or if they are sane
all generals in all boards devolve into subhumanity, because this entire website is not moderated
there are literally 0 exceptions to this run
Im not bango you shiz. 95% of my posts are CAPSLOCK PISUVANJE PO MAKEDONSKI JEZIK
We need to import more albanian scientists
nothing worse than a stomach ache that won't let you drink time travel water fast enough to reach temporal anomaly territory
haha, suffer
69% battery at 20:20
Lolooololololololol
I should soak some oats for an hour
bro what the fuck is with the size of that font nigga are you blind
No.
so true!
We will no longer saffer if we die.
Now I am.
Hi! Everyone
go
khillllloooooooo baradir