Away in a manger no /brit/ for a bed edition
/brit/
rorke still using windows xp
? They opened fucking gates of hell or what? Mind your business you twat son of whore XP
one time i did a poo
*poo applause*
new idea: bumming poo
no one:
rorke: bruh
legit think ai will kill cinema even more than capeshit
heh think again son youtube.com
SOVL
can't kill what's already dead
creative people will use it make kino and then upload for free onto youtube.
youtube.com
awooooooooooooooo
youtube.com
awkward
Actually mad that women and retards can vote
This is not us!!!
Would you like some mince sheep entrails with your spotted dick?
youtubemong on a mad one
Crying. I want daddy.
me watching ai kino
Business idea: make posting youtube links an autoban.
The nasal decognestion spray is the greatest invention of the past 100 years
the lads as it were
might just rewatch a sopranos episode for the 80000th time
I’ve only ever watched the first episode.
*rapes you*
doing a findagrave on the ol ancestors lads
Might solicit a dominatrix
doing a big poo
soiling a poo
defenestrating a poo
XD
test
gafferberg on leave this week
no big projects on at toil, routine work caught up on
only some minor maintenance jobs to do
only three days until I'm off for an entire month
i'm thinking it's dossing time lads x
Sandwich
?
?
youtube.com
Wishbone Ash's stirling live set at their zenith, Memphis, late 1972
Fornite
Wishbone Ash is based
do enjoying reading the morning /brit/, feels like a newspaper of sorts
I wonder if Emma Watson flushes after absolutely annihilating a toilet.
Ash's actual live albums were actual near amateur affairs of squealing speakers and low end compression, but this one positively sings and is well above Zep and arguably even Purple's live efforts such as they were captured on tape
businessmen on the train posting about slags and poo
what is to be done?
life can’t be too serious can it
well first we deport all the communists
and then we deport all the socialists
and then we make good use of the carbine
and put the matter to rest
2187 Algonquin Way
Terre Haute, Indiana
47801
wish i could've had a paper round as a kid but i didn't know how to get one, two of my friends had paper rounds, one of them just did a few deliveries and then dumped the rest and got away with it every time, he was black btw
all i know about terre haute is that there's a maximum security federal prison there, and dylann roof is there
SUNLIGHT + CO2
GOOD FOR PLANTS? NO?
AL GORE DOESN'T THINK SO...
*starts rubbing hands and clasping them together*
trust Government bureacrats bought and sold goy!
I need a fix cuz I'm goin down
will be deleted by janny soon enough
runtoil for rme
getting out early before the chuds wake up
New personal best is it leftypol? Hahahahaha
reheated burg for 'kfast
on a training run? i dont think so mate
sonic the hedgehog doo doo
confessed my love to catberg and she just blinked at me
what the hell happened to nick robinson
why everything go bad
someone on the train smells like stale piss
fucking hell
rorkes favourite song
soundcloud.com
laughed at this joke probably
and not the Anon Babble variety
english pipo
noooo, the planters were scottish and irish who became protestants
scottish pipo
noooo, the planters were englisher and irish
irish pipo
noooo, the planters were englisher from the north of england and scottish
welsh pipo
dont care, i just want to fuck anime sheeps
might replay prey
Browns are inhuman.
I like Tech N9ne
*pantsing rorke revealing a smooth subsurface scattering textured donkey dick on him*
Way too retarded
the original or that reboot
Leftypol niggas be like i think I'll work on my cardio today
leftypol is prey and rorke is a predator
singing red red wine at holy communion
bread bread wii-i-i-ne
this nigga theatrical
tfw when humans migrate like all the other animals
mr beast
Japanese fanny
You're not one of those retards who only lifts weights and can't run a mile are you?
better yet. japanese cunny
i like cock
sick to death of toil, i miss my neet days of arsing around my smelly bedroom doing nowt
I'm a neet
wait you like cock?
chelsea's own cole polter
why kill yourself when you could kit out your car like a food van and spontaneously travel around giving people bratwurst for free
I like cock too...... my own when my hand is clenched around it....
heh almost had you there leftypol. but sadly for you I'm not gay
joe rogan? nay! rogan josh
Rorke putting his pen license on his CV
What a nightmare
what does it feel like to have the edges of a bellend rub the ridges of your anus
too much wog music for my liking
Sir David Attenborough
Stones.
Did the man roll down the hill after the wheel of cheese?
Shotgun.. Shut down the machine, boomer.
Adam on his Egypt VPN I see
alri
Some black belly dancer..
Therefore, I tell you, her many sins have been forgiven—as her great love has shown. But whoever has been forgiven little loves little.
Some fire.
statistically way more people don't get married and have kids than do so technically i'm one of the normal ones
gotta leave some dirty washing in the bedroom for a few days. those are the cum rags
I like black people and in my experience they have been friendly and accepting for the most part.
what the hell is the point of this AI SHITE
no one asked for this
well there's someone who won't be posting for 3 days at least
need to get a quality office chair these £150 junk ones off amazon are fucking destroying my bum and lower back, but a proper chair will run you like a grand
brutal stuff
fizzy peach lemon lavender limeade
lads tehres a solar disturbance coming
its going to knock out hte electricity
why couldnt i have been born in saudi arabia where MBS gives me a salary just for being a citizen so that I don't revolt storm his palace and chop his head off
Even if there was can you even see it in the UK?
ed ball pleb
or
all pebbled
or
all ex ply
or
Gimmickyank likes his weird gimmicks.
I reckon bells palsy or bad dell bop would be the next logical phrases here.
sometimes
How did you get the sheep to stare at the camera for the long exposure?
willy and arse is hurting from wanking too much
bad dell bop do the bad dell bop
and arse
I didn't
here we go again
the queen is dead but nothing changed
if your arse doesn't hurt after a powerful wank then you're not doing it right
Rorke calling them "degenerate" because they watch "wogball"
Sucking a coffee lads
t. 1 guy 1 jar guy
I'm gay
need to convert my bathroom into one big shower so i can shit on the toilet while showering
I'm gay
shit on the toilet
You’re supposed to shit IN the toilet.
Why does my mum keep working from home fuck sakes just go to the office man
Latina poo
Latina farts
fingers crossed at least a few of those scouse cunts succumb to their injuries
pee in the shower
drain is blocked
spend 10 minutes standing in my piss
great stuff
I suck at being gay
you'll miss her when she's gone
whats goign on there then
thought she was one of those lez beans
no i wont, it's only 8/9 hours
Chris Hughes raped her so she's straight now
screeaming
giving rorke humble pie for this tea
Ahem
gentlemen
are you allowed on your phone at a red light with hand brake on
is claude broken
no
Our continent is named Europe.
do you ever eat chocolate at night?
Yeah
Demolishing an entire full sized chocolate egg or bunny in one go is one of life's greatest pleasures
Would be fascinating to compare one another's collection of saved Anon Babble images to see what we have in common
summer is coming
is easter in the autumn down there
yer ma visits chocolate men in the night
I ruined it muself..
Might cum on my own face for a laugh
Your choice of career is the most important ethical decision you will ever make
already been and gone
You make it sound as if it's a one-off decision you make at 18 that you can never go back on
we all know he wasn't 53 come on
It's a choice you make every day
indeed it is
mental that
have you ever flown from one part of the uk to another
no
considered flying to edinburgh once but ended up going on the train instead
DO NOT WATCH, DOG GETS RANNED OVER
nobody hears the opinion from the garbage person like you
the number one cause of death this year is israel
it's pretty funny that we can say we flew somewhere as part of a normal conversation nowadays
"i'll be flying from london to paris tomorrow"
mad
I watched it believing you but the dog doesn’t get run over and now I’m disappointed.
just claimed victory for us in the Anon Babble mega skribbl.io game lads
Alri lad from 100 years ago.
golf ball is delicious ^-^
get in
2017
I bet your mother is very proud of you
What's the item lad
she hasn't commented
I want Emma Watson to do something really gross whilst sitting on my face.
ballerina shoes, never worn
Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
haha yeah pretty crazy hey
tfw you're standing up to take a piss and you can feel little droplets on your feet
full 250g bag of sliced mushrooms for breakfast just thrown in the air frier for 10 minutes
19 calories
get some eggs down you ffs
mushie mong likes his mushrooms
19 calories
do (((they))) really expect us to believe that
I’ve got a mushroom you can suck on.
My mum, brother and sister are all going to be away until next Monday so I have the house completely to myself. Going to invite the gf over and shag her on every piece of furniture.
yer da poos standing up
for me it was sardines in tomato sauce and buttered toast
haha indeed
fishe
Rorke and Leftypol
3 day weekend and i did fuck all
anyone checked on rorkes mental health after yesterday
i'm shaggin him later so I'll ask
what happen yesterday
This gap on my CV since February has ruined my life and it's all my fault.
He was doing the usual “religion of peace”, “why aren’t they releasing his race??”, “bloody Muslims” routine yesterday when the parade news came out and shut up IMMEDIATELY when they did quickly announce the race of the driver. Made a few anti-scouser comments to save face but he was being thoroughly mocked by everyone in the thread after that, there was no coming back for him
Mental how dozens of your own lie in agony in hospital and yet your first instinct as Irish diaspora is to defend the honour of muslims
so what actually did happen? Was it just a road rage / football argument type thing?
You’ve been done Rorke, don’t embarrass yourself any further mate
No one knows
Although videos do appear to show the football mongs trying to open his door before he drove into the crowd so maybe it was a panic or roadrage thing
I want to explore her bum hole.
Rorke’s da (supports the ev) had a few too many John Smiths, got in his paedo van to drive back to the Wirral, saw all the happy reds out and about and went temporarily mental and tried to run them over.
violent timmy just set us back another decade
they got it all blocked off
Rorke posting “refugees welcome xD” after the van thing in Liverpool yesterday and then raging when the police announced it was a white boomer “WTF THEY NEVER RELEASE IT THAT QUICKLY WHEN IT’S A PAKI”
Might have a borderline wank
Love how the song gets him so locked in, then after a few minutes he's sort of embarrassed and slowly making his way through the fair with everyone screaming at him
*music intensifies*
does literally just sound like some fucking mong who had a paddy
Never underestimate the bitterness of Everton fans
um
He looks like he's absolutely ripping out his nut on coke the entire time
would support his attitude of "I just need to keep going and I will make it through this situation" as well
A man in Liverpool used his car to drive into a crowd of people, injuring many
Rorke is seething because the perpetrator was white
most obvious false flag of all time award
Noticed spainos really struggling to write good bait
Think he's fallen off, jumped the shark as it were
And this "Spaino", is he in the thread with us right now?
Yes
Rorke:
They need to announce the race of the perpetrator IMMEDIATELY
Police
*announce the race*
Rorke:
NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
why
You know they wouldn’t release it if the driver was a wog though
Well he was honking his horn
Do people aiming to kill and injure others with their cars honk the horn?
ive coomed 3 times today, i dont dare go again
go on treat yourself
Rorke KC on the case
Which posts are by this "Spaino" lad?
Done 'im
That driver waking up in his cell this morning with the worst hangover ever. Imagine getting so wasted you run over 50 people and put kids in the hospital, kinell
They're only scousers
Would genuinely feel worse running over a hedgehog
Hedgehogs mentioned
cant argue with that
You haven’t even got a licence Rorke sit your fat arse down
ravenous swine
When there's a 'sheed attack and the press does their best to keep the details hidden leftypol is gon' get it
You practice your subway order in your head before you get to the till mate pipe down
Next will be a mixed race Rorkoid yelling Good Morning I Hate Women
I don’t eat slop mate is fast food constantly on your mind?
I don’t eat slop mate is fast food constantly on your mind?
don im
那个...那个....
fuck sake my chicken hasn't defrosted guess its yoghurt for lunch today
Hope you ironically get salmonella from the yoghurt
It’s 10:15 Rorke you fat mess
nigga got mushed in the face by his bitch
she hit him with the fuck outta my face nigga
you hate to see it
Can you control your hoe? You got a bitch that won't do what you say
You can't control your hoe? She hardheaded, she just won't obey
Can you control your hoe? You've got to know what to do, and what to say
You've got to put that bitch in her place, even if it's slapping her in her face.
Ya got to control your hoe. Can you control your hoe?
is this about ur mum
This art moi hoe
Thar be many loike it but this art moin
Wank me of before you go go
ring dentist
earliest appointment 28th july
fucking clown country sure i could be dead with mouth cancer by then
of
how embarrassing
Should have brushed your teeth every day shouldn’t you Rorke?
nouveau