I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian
A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.