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Imagine if she started Aryan-maxxing 6 months before the election, she would have won in a landslide.
Caldo
/cum/ has an anti-Grand Theft Auto element
Just when you thought you'd seen it all!
W*lz would've killed her chances
instead it was ruined by an overweight zionist
this is an actual screenshot
instead it was ruined by an overweight zionist
did the janiggers get purged?
My GF sometimes gets me very mad and even though I usually get angry quick I restrain myself and have never once hit her. Yesterday we got into an argument again where she was being snappy at me and refused to wash (her own mostly) dishes. I wanted to punch her but instead made an AI generated video of a picture of her getting punched in the face. It was kind of funny and showed it to her. And instead of being grateful I'm not actually punching her, she got even more angry. Saying something is extremely wrong with me. How to reason with her?
Zoomoids are a MESS
How do I court her as a white guy?
Have more soldi than Croesus
Walz looks like he should be a Canadian pm
just use your BWC
damn, Acid Bath are actually pretty good. Too Joy Division vs. the guns-blazing double guitar hard rock assault that I prefer, but this really taps into what hard rock is about in a way, sort of like Nirvana
Who?
I hope gta 6 will be good and not obnoxious
AI filters
proceed with extreme caution
LMAO He really does
You're literally Russian, wtf do you know about American music
I'm not Russian
literally haven't gotten a boner in 2 weeks
Only thing we've heard from the devs so far
humour will be toned down, not so much jokes about wimmin and minorities
Ew, philistine
also, Nirvana's last major concert was in my hometown
Whatever, same shit
He really was a minstrel show for white people
walz
How is it the same shit? I have nothing in common with a Russian!
Well I mistook your flag for theirs so right off the bat you have at least one thing in common with them
Mabye that's for the best. I know borderlands was gonna tone down their jokes too which is a great idea considering how annoying it was in the previous game
David "I love the ZOG" Hogg
Tim "I literally eat cum" Walz
minstrel show for white people
Caught me off guard
It’s really just a death cult. This young man was obviously struggling with mental health issues, and the left told him that the solution was to chop his penis off. Then they act surprised when he harms himself.
Very ugly, evil ideology. People need to be held responsible.
What flag is this
though upon a closer listen I must say that a lot of this Acid Bath shit is HC punk inspired. Awful stuff. Not Bark Psychosis at all.
shut up, phoneposter.
How are you guys this retarded
it's kind of crazy that i just sit on this computer 24/7 everyday
What I don't like about Bumble is that it keeps showing up people in Montreal, but I'm not from MTL.
It's Serbia you fucking retard
schizojeet got banned
Nazi? We have nothing to do with nazis. We use a completely different flag
Damn waited to like back the fat black girl, and now the profile is gone
There goes my one and only chance to fuck a gross ghetto bitch
ツ
Hath dranketh to the point where you cannot drinketh anymore
I drank 2l of wine and I'm unaffected. What the fuck?
Newfag thread
:-þ
Bro drank half a gallon of grape juice
Ugly, incel, chud, you've won the fucking lottery.
Was reading about the history of the swastika, very interesting. It was first spotted in 10,000 BC and appears in every culture/civilization all throughout human history
I've been here probably longer than your punk ass has been alive
I've been drinking all day. Tis a holiday
I also smoked upwards of 2g's of Indian shrubs. Fucking nothing.
making fried chicken sandwiches+seasoned fries for dinner
Ancient Nazis
I don't like being drunk during the day though I'm a night owl in general.
I wish I was as cute as this boy
Where you are is where I want you. Where you are is where I want to be
It keeps getting worse
How do I get a job?
Just finished the newest volume of Apothecary Diaries. Gonna read "Reincarnated as a Dragon Hatchling" next maybe
First you have to have sex
13 reasons why changed my life
Go to indeed
Everything is either medicine related or wont even pay for the gas to commute
This is so me except it's public schools instead of medicine
:^Ð
Jannies?
HATE
THEM.
Every ELO song sounds the same
What was your favorite album back in 6th grade?
The four 6s is the start.
My ELO? 2700+
Drank too much and I'm doing the fentanyl stance when I stand up
Imagine not busting from your morning wood every morning.
I like Telephone Line, Evil Woman and Turn to Stone and I think they're pretty distinct. Mr. Blue Sky is this Beatles pastiche that I don't think works.
Holy shit it’s Viswanathan Anand
TURN TO STONE IS LIKE TOP 10 SONGS OF ALL TIME I WILL TOLERATE ANY SLANDER
also, Telephone Line was cannibalized melodically for Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day, I think
Bring back thorn and eth to english
I had a green day ring tone in middle school and it went off in an assembly. I have hated them ever since
I think the most similar British accent to the Yankee one is Ulster Scots. A lot of early American figures were that.
A good job or just any job?
If the latter you walk in and ask for an application, or ask for the managers number and then call the manager
I got my last job because the manager was half Jewish like me
Who you got
"I'm a tasteless American about to get my 3rd DUI" starter pack
Busch is a solid contender. I don't like Mexican beer
busch apple
Sounds fucking nasty
Must try it
All port cities in the US have rhotic accents
Yeah it’s the latest thing
tiny little ameribeers
you gotta love it
I don't drink
corona only filled 3/4ths of the way
Grim
yah cah in hahvahd yahd status?
tfw my body type only attracts members of LGBT
or maybe its my girthy long uncut cock
I wish this were me. Alcohol has done nothing for me except give me a big belly
Oh didn't see the apple part. I hate flavored alcohol. Just gimme the Dos Equis and leave me the fuck alone
Some anon here said now pringles are only like 2/3rds full awhile back so when I went to the grocery store I lifted some up and they did all feel like that. (didn't buy 'em because I don't like 'em). Part & parcel of that post holocough shrinkage
keep it gully
burn local
Yo soy un hombre sincero
I hate the taste of alcohol so it's easy for me
I bought some yesterday and it's true
I was gonna take a picture of it but I was too mad to concentrate. Instead of making the can shorter they just fill it 2/3rds of the way to grift lardos like me
I was one of the chosen few to be born in Alabama
Yo soy
You must be thirsty as fuck
Taste
Honeychild, ain't a man alive drinks alcohol for the "taste"
I do too but it numbs the demons in my head
Yo soy un hombre sincero
Well I hate the buzz too
Alcohol is a textbook example of an acquired taste
Honeychild
BABY BABY I AM GONNA LEAVE YOU
I AIN'T JOKING MOMMA, I GOT TO RAMBLE
Tfw when you grow up and realize beer actually tastes good
That's fine. Its better for you in the long run. Alcohol is literally poison. Like chemically, it's poisonous.
so is sauekraut and canned sardines
so what?
Yeah I know
I have a 90 year old neighbor who has never had it in his entire life
Shit the fuck up weirdo
Even those cheap pisswater beers taste good after you've had about 5 or so
it doesn't. you just have stockholm syndrome
Yo anyone in here like to game? I'm a gamer myself, always have been. It's kind of a lifestyle, not just a hobby. Gamers know.
Do you like Charmer?
I’ve been a gamer since day one
what language is that?
Why do white people take so many drugs and then blame my people when they die
I HATE people who only watch new anime
I like Kicker of Elves
Do white people have any weaknesses?
I agree. English has way too many sounds that require multi-letter combos, due to not being a part of Latin. Ridiculous that we had some letters for our own sounds, and opted to get rid of them.
There are many English consonant digraphs, but in the very least, I’d say we need new letters to represent SH, CH, -NG, along with resurrecting Eth and Thorn for the two forms of TH. Maybe something for -MB as well.
Could probably do with some simple spelling reforms as well, like swapping PH for F, and maybe getting rid of the U in QU, making QU represent that whole digraph, or otherwise making a new QU letter like how W was formed out of UU. Could probably drop the H in WH at this point as well, since practically no one says it anymore (relic of an older English).
I've actually been to Slovenia and I ate the local minced lard dish which grossed out all my travel mates (it tasted good tbqh)
The one exception is Pabst. Shit tastes more like ass the more you drink it. I haven't had it in years and I can still taste it . Revolting.
Yes
fentanyl
mdma
2cb
meth
heroin
spice
opiates
High UV index
Brown/Yellow females
The sun
Seasoning
Hot dog bog bites
Nuggets bite
Pizza slices throughout the night
we've also got smelly cheese paste, protected by the EU, of course
Jeeteese
2CB is so good
Sometimes I think about taking over the world and fixing as much of its problems as I can, but I know that even if it were possible, things would go back to being shit as soon as I die.
What does minced lard do?
Atlanta International Airport is the busiest airport in the world
Crazy
The pezzonovante who keep the world in its current condition will never let you take anything over. They hold all the cards and rigged the game from the start
Jeets ruining our countries.
Too bad Snoreway isn't in the EU so you could get these flavored cheese tubes
2CB > 2CC > 2CE > 2CT7 >>> 2CI
Addiction to cheap labor
Everything is an acquired taste. Babies are born not liking any food, and then get used to foods and grow to like them after a few instances of trying it and not getting sick. This is why you can also unacquire a taste; how many times have you heard something like:
oh I can’t drink tequila anymore after that night when I drank way to much of it and started puking… just the smell makes me nauseous, even though it was 20 years ago
youtube.com
anyway, here's probably the best dadrock jam of all time
um akshully jews arent responsible for the opioid epidemic, you're just a antisemitic conspiracy theorist
VGH Black Mecca…
some tastes are hardwired to be liked THOUGH, sugar and salt for example.
Babies like breast milk.
I doubt you'll see much support for it any time soon. Icelandic will continue to be the only language that uses both Þ and Ð
not just babies
Jealous of people who like their families
Þ
The tongue?
:Þ
I'M NOT IN LOVE
DON'T YOU FORGET
IT'S JUST A SILLY PHASE
I'M GOING THROUGH
I’d say the people responsible for the opioid epidemic are the white trash who just can’t not take drugs and buy some drugs at a bus stop off a tweaker
Usually things go to shit as soon as the new leader starts fixing things
Jealous of people who have families to dislike
Waaaaa I’m an orphan waaaaa
guess what
I was prescribed OxyContin
guess what
I stopped taking it when my prescription ran out
guess what
I did not die of an overdose
really crazy huh
Yes. The icelandic emoticon :^Þ
Dance with me
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In real terms the Chinese factories making tons of that shit for export are to blame (they would be immediately executed for selling that in China but somehow they are freely allowed to sell it to America)
It’s probably permanently fossilized now, on account of the printing press and now computer keyboards. The closest thing to new letters is probably going to be out of the box moves like the creation of emojis
I'll cut your fucking throat out you chintzy faggot
bleu cheese
prosciutto or just ham
yellow mustard
white bread
it's like a mini casserole
I’d say the people responsible for the opioid epidemic are the white trash who just can’t not take drugs and buy some drugs at a bus stop off a tweaker
I always find it funny when people my age hate their parents. It wasn't just a middle school phase it was true hatred and they don't go home for holidays
whoa calm down, fagberg!
Do you jerk off?
that guy who posted hot clowns was pretty cool
No one cares terrone you are a big lipped monkey that belongs in a cage
YOU JUST KNOW!
The streamer is my friend
pretty sure he's here
Average people are childlike, and need to be shepherded by a benevolent priestly or philosopher guardian class. You can’t just give people the choice to access highly addictive stuff like medical heroin or pornography. The liberal idea that this sort of stuff should be a personal choice is a big part of why everything is going down the tubes.
As crazy as that sounds, it's more than likely true. We might get standardized emojis at some point
SHOW ME WIT YA MOUTH
Why are they always brown?
I was his follower. I posted many clowngirls in his name
i dont think i hate my mom but i dont like she's using me for her happiness
press play thinking it will continue the video to which i was listening
it blasts my ear holes with raw black metal
I don't hate my parents, but i don't like them either. They can be pretty annoying people. I guess i feel mostly indifferent towards them
PLEASE HELP ME I AM FUCKING INDIAN SSSSSAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
They say stuff like gimp suits and fur suits come from a desire to hide. Maybe the clown mask of makeup serves a similar role, and racial minorities are more interested in obscuring themselves
I don't hate or dislike my parents because I left the edgy teen years
It's a victimless crime chud
somehow
china is ecstatic that all their fent goes to killing firsties
Helium Exit Bag.
is there an icelandic emoji???????????
I don't like sugary/sweet things
Schizojeetesque post
youtu.be
Watch at your own discretion
Drug users are not victims. They make an active choice to use drugs.
You should be proud to be Indian
Yeah that's what i said
I said victimLESS
"Please ignore the crimes they commit to buy more drugs, and the harm that it brings to their families"
bro, the twelveheaded rat got came to getsemane and thereupon...
JUST KIDDING
DONATE A RUPEE FOR GOOD FORTUNE SAAAAAAR!
my cocaine/molly/ketamine/whatever the fuck was laced with fentanyl! now I’m dead! im a victim!
they would be immediately executed for selling that in China but somehow they are freely allowed to sell it to America
It’s revenge for the Opium Wars
the USAF would get court-martialed for bombing New York City, yet they bomb Yemen… hypocrites much??
Watching that
You're probably brown, in fact of say there's a 99.6% chance you're brown
estonians and the icelanders from iceland are also pretty good at computer science but unfortunately you guys have to import brown people due to some weird fetish
911, what is your emergency?
hello yes I just snorted like 6 lines of coke at a nightclub and now I am about to die please help me I’m a victim
I’ll probably never be a navy seal
Whiter than you
Incorrect, you don't like excessively sweet things. Would you say an apple or carrot is too sweet?
Would you date this girl?
apples are laced with chemicals nowadays why do you think they're so sweet and red?
First jeet MMA fighter got mulched by Xiao
It’s revenge for the Opium Wars
only sell it to Americans (and Canadians as an afterthought) not the UK
Really makes you think
Semitic fingers scribbled out these posts
It doesn’t just harm their families, but the whole society. Think of the societal opportunity cost of someone becoming a drug addicted loser, versus an upstanding member of the community. And then think of that multiplied tens of millions of times over.
I’m reminded of how, in a lot of cases in war, it’s better to maim an enemy soldier than to kill him, as his comrades are then burdened with trying to get him back to a field hospital, he becomes a burden on the state, and so on.
why is enlisting such a big deal for americans. Watching vietnam veteran interviews, i could never understand how someone would willingly go to a hellhole like that today.
Lexi Belle is a pornstar. I wouldn't.
If you're asking if I'd date someone of her attractiveness level, then yes.
She gave her first ever BJ in a porn video
idgi
uhh, targets neutralized. Actually, Freedom 1, I just stomped the kid, didn't even need to put one in him
wow way to ruin the gimmick bro
What type of work do you do sir
'O mond ha cambiat, the army isn't like it was back then. And we haven't had boots on the ground combat since Desert Storm
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
LIVER & ONIONS
I completely agree, but a left-wing retard doesn't give a shit about society as a whole, so I didn't bring it up.
I’m reminded of how, in a lot of cases in war, it’s better to maim an enemy soldier than to kill him, as his comrades are then burdened with trying to get him back to a field hospital, he becomes a burden on the state, and so on.
That's only if the enemy is able to recover them. If your side is going to be burdened with prisoners of war, then the best strategy is to do what the Canadians did in the world wars(just kill them instead of wasting resources on them).
I went to school with a kid who went by the first name BJ. Incredibly, I can’t recall a single instance of someone making fun of him for it, too. Maybe it’s just such low hanging fruit that it wasn’t funny.
I drive good boys up to the farm to frolic once it's their time
Video game has a voiceless protagonist = based
Video game with voiced protagonist = cringe
SOVL
Newer games seemingly don't want you to self-insert like they once did
Yeah i don't like apples. I don't like fruits. I can eat an apple and it's ok, but i don't actively enjoy it
Neither do i like sweets very much
I enjoy bitter tastes like coffee.
overdoses are natural selection in action and darwinism is one of the pillars of nazism
If you aren't an avid outdoorsman and obsessed with fitness already then you won't one day get off your computer chair and become a navy seal
muh society
Fuck off conformist kike. I don't exist to provide you with utility
No it isnt
Shut the fuck up
You dont know anything
You agree to being a part of society, with every second that you stay in the society, receiving benefits of it.
Holy FUCK
Cant help but feel the urge to beat the SHIT out of every single canadian in this thread with my bear hands
/cum/formist
HAMMONTON NEW JERSEY
This is how you be doin when no one's looking
Any girls here?
This NEET thinks that he'd be able to beat the soyboy jeet.
You agree to being a part of society,
Nah i never agreed to anything. And most of the benefits I receive aren't due to benevolence, but rather people acting self interestedly
I am not a NEET I am a carpenter
meet me at niagara falls
me what's up ^_^
Ahhhhh sex
Think im going blind from looking at screens too much
Nigara aint going to be the only thing that falls you fucking LEAF
Doesn't matter how you receive them, you do. So your continued decision to stay in the society, is you agreeing to do your part to maintain society.
bear hands
We'd turn yo ahh into a rug
I don't think you'd make a good Orson Welles
I could eat an entire container of Trader Joe's blueberry goat cheese, that shit is like crack
my bear hands
American education
Who is this Anon Babble guy?
He was good on the Dean Martin Roasts
what's with you faggots and animal abuse lately
Guy on the left unironically looks identical to a Nafri or Arab
I could eat an entire container of Trader Joe's blueberry goat cheese, that shit is like crack
So your continued decision to stay in the society, is you agreeing to do your part to maintain society.
Nah I reject your assumptions. I don't receive benefits; I buy them. Electricity, water, other utilities are all things you pay for individually
If I truly received benefits without a cost, I would have a debt i'd owe to society but that's not how society works
LMFAOOOOOO
he played a right wing Serbian warlord in a 1970s Yugoslav evocation of a WW2 offensive in Bosnia
I’m Prussian as fuck
israeli jews are all brown
New
edgy c-content? on Anon Babble?!
'ddit
That cat was anti-semitic