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Venom Snake Edition

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Cock tastes kinda salty but in a good way like McDonald's French fries

i found this thread in the catalogue

fag thread

I'm out

Fuck you talking about

You posted though

i think by (You) you actually mean (Them)

This is my roman empire

can not stop thinking about ebony butts (male)

huh

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speaking of ebony butts (male)
i applied to a SaaS firm today, and the top of their careers page had a slideshow involving some zesty buck faggot applying makeup to his face

Imagine if you had gone to school for VCR repair

gooning through my pajama pants

once you get outside of the executive suite, tech is a very left-leaning industry.

You could've worked in a general electronics field after actually. Same skills apply

Since July 1, 1968, the annual quota for immigrants from all independent countries of the Western Hemisphere, including Mexico, has been 120,000 persons. Act of Oct. 3, 1965, § 21 (e), 79 Stat. 921. Many more aliens than can be accommodated under the quota want to live and work in the United States. Consequently, large numbers of aliens seek illegally to enter or to remain in the United States. We noted last Term that "[e]stimates of the number of illegal immigrants [already] in the United States vary widely. A conservative estimate in 1972 produced a figure of about one million, but the Immigration and Naturalization Service now suggests there may be as many as 10 or 12 million aliens illegally in the country." United States v. Brignoni-Ponce, 422 U. S. 873, 878 (1975)

as many as 10 or 12 million aliens illegally in the country."

what the FUCK

if gender is a construct, why can't i construct my gender to have 12 robo arms and a rocket launcher.

probably just fishing for ESG funding b/c they don't actually make money

ALIENS?!?!?
WTF

I pull up in a 76 Cadillac ElDorado, I step out of the car smoking a cigar wearing a backwards kangol, the camera pauses on me, and then this starts playing
youtu.be/IiY3jH4yr6U?si=gMW4TSAGlDiuCUC7

I'm gonna make a holocaust history podcast called "Not Just Kikes"

I'd sub

Based af

But you guys just talk about food instead

Evens I have the fourth slice of cake
Odds i suffer big time

backwards kangol

it sounds like you're larping as an aesthetic that never existed.

You're eating cake with milk right? Eating cake without milk is like just having the cone and no ice cream

The numbers have spoken!
I have it with a breakfast essential

He doesn't know who LL Cool J or Samuel L. Jackson are

I'm not saying the backwards kangol was never a style. I'm saying that all of those elements together, were never a style.

my forehead doesn't have the strong backwards slope necessary for this fit to work

I see
Maybe he wasn't trying to describe an aesthetic, but just combined elements of shit he liked

Mom I'm begging you please let me rub your feet

Ew

Nice imitation of Jason

The hat is meldable

I swear, this broad's ass was the second coming

I uploaded my history with redditleaf unto chatgpt and asked it to produce an image to represent it

Here was the result

So I told him "Either you pay me or I smash this fucking old style bottle over your head. I can make things get real stupid before they get real smart"

Yes, except not a brighter future for me.
Bags of sand.

i don't quite believe you

India is the future

I hate rap music

If India is a superpower that Indians say it is then why the fuck all of them want to live in Iceland or elsewhere that isn't fucking India? Thank you

I need to find a way to breed

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck

people who still say "bags of sand" are probably the least funny people alive

are women made for sexo
or was sexo made for women

why do 99.99% of poopjeets have fat guts and tiny arms?

name more examples

which thread is it then

jason are you here please come back

Thank you for the rose

Press F to pay respects to the Earth.

"Primitive sacks of granules"

From now on you’re Gomer Pyle

Homely
Do the needful

it'll be a short future

new

Anon Babble

nightmarishly grim

xDDD HOLY MOTHER OF KEKS

gf left for the weekend and I've been beating my dick like it owes me money, I've coomed like 14 times since friday.

Found you guys!

I used to fuck with this Russian girl years ago. Hot, but absolutely devoid of anything approaching morals

feeling nostalgic for the last time i fell in love

beating my dick like it owes me money

does your girlfriend not let you watch porn, or not have sex often with you?

I can relate (not to the gf part)

does your girlfriend not let you

There are rats in my yard

idk if anyone has told you today but you're awesome

stop being weird anon.

Brazil will be a superpower by 2020

Remember when they tried to sell the world this meme in the early 2000s? They even used it as a plotline in Call of Duty: Ghosts.

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coffee beans are finished

made drip coffee for me and coworkers

it's way too strong for them

no, i don't remember it

Suffering is bad

You're the one being weird. He's a grown ass man. How tf is anyone gonna "not let him" do something that's legal. Imagine a bitch saying "my bf doesn't let me do x" you'd be like what kind of monster is she dating. But in your cuck mind it's perfectly natural for a broad to forbid a growman from doing something

Why am I so drowsy all the time

So true

because you dont exercise

Are you getting a good deep sleep? You aren't smoking weed before bed are you?

tell those bitches to add some cream and sugar if they don't like it. the only thing worse than WEAK coffee are the pussies who complain about strong coffee.

break the carafe over their fucking head.

you're boring and obnoxious.

Yeah time magazine were glazing them hard

They probably will put cream and possibly sugar. Mabye that will be enough to make it drinkable

This is why I just stay in my room and watch porn

you're crashing on caffeine

And your an npc

spoken like an addict

still sick

I know we all like to joke around here
But slandering man's best friend (coffee) is a bit too far

impossible to tell if im on the brink of death

yeah, they haven't cured AIDS since your last post.

I'm the king of boobs

does that thing have a prolapsed asshole?

no. i think i overdosed

that's it's monkey pussy

they make the Magnum line for average dicks as marketing

lewd

brazil went to shit in 2011 when we had a woman president and been going to shit since then

being a kid in a good family is the ultimate form of human existence

just watched destiny react to the peterstein vs atheists debate, damn he got destroyed. christ cucks are so stupid lmao

monkeys have roast beef vag

Are we talking like regular destroyed or Mel time level destroyed?

JAGERBOMBS

Completed the daily ritual of creating a tinder account getting zero matches despite swiping right on a hundred plus, and then uninstalling the app out of embarrassment

jerked myself to completion watching people debate religion

are you boasting of such an existence, or coveting it?

mel time BBC destroyed

BITCHES LOVE MY NEW HAIRCUT

Of course you bring up BBC unprompted

imagine the last thing i hear as i die is taylor swift

if i could feel love from another person for even 1 second in my life, everything would be ok

Got back from tacky bell, now it's time to pump the old penis until exhaustion
Hell yeah

VGH...

Both, since I briefly experienced it but can never return.

Being a pretty white girl with big boobs from a wealthy family is even better. Like being a kid but on a grander scale.

i love watching christ cucks get intellectually destroyed

Christopher Hitchens ASMR

this is my fetish

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I actually think you just love watching cucks

thick women in pain?

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The uploader has not made this video available in your country

piratefags stay winning

does your girlfriend not let you watch porn, or not have sex often with you?

Both, we have sex maybe twice a week or less and she feels threatened by pornography. Also she's been really getting on my nerves for the last few months.

monica granda became a jesusfreak and doesn't post thirst pics anymore

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I’ve pooped myself

Remember Octomom

Instead of peeing, the trans women just start bleeding everywhere

do only one pic and ai upscale it so you look hotter

Yes, I think about here maybe every several months because she sat on the Sybian (vibrator saddle) on the Howard Stern show and had a huge orgasm. She said on the show that she's been sexually repressed her whole life basically, and that orgasm genuinely seemed like it was her first or at least her first in a while. She was shaking and screaming, it's hot as fuck

yes and unconscious, but only if it's worked. the real thing isn't sexy.

might be a good idea. i lose 1 point to the camera

I always thought Octomom was hot, I jerk off to pregnant women thoughbeit.

Upload your pictures upsidedown, so the girl turns her phone upside down, and swipes the accept way when she rejects you.

Just kinda unnattracive

Cum help

he believes anything that happens on Howard Stern was true

he believes that women don't fake their orgasms

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That sounds hot but I fucking hate stern

Looks real to me
She's not a good actress

Have you watched the Carmen Electra sybian episode?

Anon Babble is 24% trannies, 24% femboys, 24% cucks and 24% bbc porn addicts

it makes me feel like i'm the only autist that missed the train to AGP porn addict

Wait her name is Nadya Suleman. KOL, how's BASED and TRAD Islam going muslimbros?

Yeah doesn't she refuse to sit on it for longer than a couple of seconds? The octo mom one is the only one I find sexy

im walkin' here

Anon Babble is a containment board, why are you going there? It exists to keep those faggots out of places like this.

she does more than a few seconds, but keeps hopping off because she's about to orgasm. Howard keeps begging her to get back on. She may have actually orgasmed and just denied it.

Wikipedia says Palestinian Christian

i was curious to see what was on there. i don't think it works as a containment zone.
it's more like a grooming ground for jannies

I can post from my phone but my pc on the same modem says rangebanned
Super gay

overdosing sounds scary :(

Poop and pee, poop and pee

I’m looking for a girlfriend

Good thing I don't use drugs that aren't marijuana

just saw a tranny thread on Anon Babble
i need these "people" to blow their brains out

watchin destiny

hello from Anon Babble
what's happening, happas?

drugs are for mega losers and browns

Watching the pretty girls

welcome to Anon Babble
we don't have any happas here

we don't have any happas here

:(

I’m looking for an ICELANDIC girlfriend

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bant

isnt that where threads go to die?

Go go go

if you are happa, you can be my friend.
even if you aren't happa, you can still be my friend.
we'll be best buds.
talk about all the things.
giggle late at night on our phones.
look up at the moon and wish we were holding hands together.
you know, normal friend stuff.

so bored

playing stalker

I think girls used to post there like 10 or 12 years ago. There were "slut stories" threads that I would peruse as a horny teenager, when I was too young to realize that they were almost definitely written by men. Occasionally they got posted with timestamped pictures of girls so I choose to believe that some were actually real. I had to stop going there because even relatively straight threads like Slut Stories eventually got taken over by gay dudes posting about their triple digit body counts.

It's hapa not happa

I finally got my film back from development
Mostly turned out fucked because the film was over 30 years old and i didn't know the aperture of a lens was stuck open
a few of the black and whites were ok but not scanned

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It's where threads go to [spoiler]live[/spoiler]
thanks

Yes I’m an incel and yes I hate tattoos

so are we gonna buy denmark or not?

God I wish I had a beer

wanna watch destiny together?

Honestly maybe I should try to join the military again
Seems like a good place for a mentally unwell loner/cel. There's some chance you could get killed, and the opportunity to clip sand niggers. A win win scenario
Not like I'm doing anything with my life.

Same
I only have fernet

But I’m a conservative

honestly this site is so much easier to use on mobile

wanna watch destiny debate nick fuentes with me? we can jerk off together

destiny is a sex pest who loves tattoos and "sex-work" thoughever

Sure what the hell

if you're able to get into OCS, that can be a pretty good life. if you're already served, presumably you have access to getting a college degree.

also you get to be around other autists and maybe they'll make you a real man.
but you also might do boring grunt work for an asshole in some hot dry shithole

shut up, chudcel

canada is the best country

probably shouldn't have bought a pint of a salted caramel gelato, a pint of strawberry sorbet, and a pint of peanut butter half baked ice cream at the grocery store today

Leggy blonde

*snooooooooooooooooooooooooore*

I have to agree

yeah no shit tubtubs. it's okay though. shoving all that shit down your throat will numb the pain of being a lil fatty for a few moments before the regret kicks in.

you should have bought more, fat faggot
who are you trying to fool, thinking you could eat healthy and take care of yourself?

just smoked weed. and gooned. epic win? yeah i'm thinkin yeah

A woman may murder her baby

why is everyone so mean?!?

I am nice

might just goon myself

My life sucks

i am literally nicer to cumbums that any other people in my life.

you have to treat people like shit first before they can do it to you

why

*was

Looking for a best friend

because you people are the ones who need it the most.

i could be your worst friend

indians

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I could be your bodyguard

stop making fun of indians
shits so played out

saaaaaaaar

Nick Fuentes, Eric Striker, and Jon Minadeo are all Hispanics

shut up jeet

This.

got frustrated with stalker taking a break

wow let me guess you're indian

based

fr it doesn't even make sense, they're a model minority. people are just cherry-picking ridiculous examples. i could find a million examples of other groups like chinese, africans, mexicans, pakistani, etc. doing the same stuff.

truth nuke

it's racist for someone to tell me to stop shooting the roof

Jeets go home.

I’m Indian and my feelings matter

it got restored chuds won

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maybe they'll make you a real man.

Sorry I'm not interested in homo shit

being based on which, sir?

Hello sir, your name is Ganesh and you are from Bombay

i just want everyone to stay in their countries man
why come you gotta go somewhere else for man

the owner responded to his review and basically told him to take his jeet ass elsewhere

Okay then we need to solve the demographic collapse problem that wypipo are having

I have this scenario in my head of a pollack a mick and a goombah arguing over who's whiter, I can't stop thinking about it

no it doesnt

they're all White

i mean if we're talker about color it's obviously irish, then pole, then italian
but then again i've heard about the so-called black irish
but italian is definitely last

Jeets are both dirty and non confrontational
People don't respect the spineless
I could forgive the cow shit eating if they actually tried to forcefully defend doing it

shitalians are not white

Do y’all serve colored folk in this establishment

when do canada and america merge into one?

I know, that's what makes the scenario funny. And the fact that the argument probably has happened on this board more than once

why would I take it from you? National Socialists agree that they're White. And no one represents the White race more than the National Socialists

every country in the world should separate into hundreds or thousands of sovereign polities

when prime minister jagmeet and president patel agree on the merge

When the Liberals are done running our country into the ground, while slowly pushing our country further into integration with USA.
It's a continuation of what PM Martin was doing.

trips of truth

Genocide in Gaza

And all of them should have nuclear weapons for maximum safety

Bloody battle in Afghanistan

So nation-states?

what did they ever do to you

So fucking glad I wasn't born in the third world

yes, i'd say that's an accurate assessment

this is it. i have far more respect for a drug carrying than some diarrhea-soft indian who wont say shit to your face but will knife you in the back like a bitch
none of the groups you mentioned are as prolific due to indians' desperation, leveraging overwhelming numbers, and an exceptionally odious culture

using my student loan to pay off my bank loan that i used to pay back my line of credit that i used to pay off my credit card

true.

financial genius here

how did egypt fall so far behind so long ago

gn

i put acidic cream on my penis every day so it can fall off and i can finally become a woman

Someone make a new

?

behind who
they're the most advanced and ancient culture in the region

Assuming it's a government student loan, that's actually the smart way to do it, because the government student load has a low interest rate.

Gaza is an ancient city that is mentioned in the Bible

Rumble in the jungle

Good league skin
Good champion

I was the naked guy.

yeah but now i have to go to school like a faggot

It’s another nakba

Very Ashkenazi Actions, indeed.

SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW RIGHT NOW

gay

I hate rumble

Give me a Guitar one.

Didn't they ruin him by changing the values of heat generated by his abilities? I haven't played in a couple years

My favorite wrestler was the Big Show, pretty basic I know

i liked mankind

idk I've never played him

We gave up.

I liked Jericho and Benoit, because they're leafs.

Eating old bay flavored goldfish right now

I think one of ancestors had Viking disease.

WHY HAS NO ONE MADE A NEW WTF

I’m tired of making it

because i know if i cook the new some faggot will swoop in and post theirs first

We're waiting for you to do it, anon. We believe in you.

shieet they have those? I've never seen em. actually I don't even know what old bay is but I do like me some goldfish here and there.

because I think we should hit 420 in here (blaze it faggot)

Fine I'll do it hold on

I fucking hate the Irish

New

You’ll never beat the Irish

Game crash or skill issue

Wdym?

Can you not talk like a nigger please