Venom Snake Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
Cock tastes kinda salty but in a good way like McDonald's French fries
i found this thread in the catalogue
fag thread
I'm out
Fuck you talking about
You posted though
i think by (You) you actually mean (Them)
This is my roman empire
can not stop thinking about ebony butts (male)
huh
speaking of ebony butts (male)
i applied to a SaaS firm today, and the top of their careers page had a slideshow involving some zesty buck faggot applying makeup to his face
Imagine if you had gone to school for VCR repair
gooning through my pajama pants
once you get outside of the executive suite, tech is a very left-leaning industry.
You could've worked in a general electronics field after actually. Same skills apply
Since July 1, 1968, the annual quota for immigrants from all independent countries of the Western Hemisphere, including Mexico, has been 120,000 persons. Act of Oct. 3, 1965, § 21 (e), 79 Stat. 921. Many more aliens than can be accommodated under the quota want to live and work in the United States. Consequently, large numbers of aliens seek illegally to enter or to remain in the United States. We noted last Term that "[e]stimates of the number of illegal immigrants [already] in the United States vary widely. A conservative estimate in 1972 produced a figure of about one million, but the Immigration and Naturalization Service now suggests there may be as many as 10 or 12 million aliens illegally in the country." United States v. Brignoni-Ponce, 422 U. S. 873, 878 (1975)
as many as 10 or 12 million aliens illegally in the country."
what the FUCK
if gender is a construct, why can't i construct my gender to have 12 robo arms and a rocket launcher.
probably just fishing for ESG funding b/c they don't actually make money
ALIENS?!?!?
WTF
I pull up in a 76 Cadillac ElDorado, I step out of the car smoking a cigar wearing a backwards kangol, the camera pauses on me, and then this starts playing
youtu.be
I'm gonna make a holocaust history podcast called "Not Just Kikes"
I'd sub
Based af
But you guys just talk about food instead
Evens I have the fourth slice of cake
Odds i suffer big time
backwards kangol
it sounds like you're larping as an aesthetic that never existed.
You're eating cake with milk right? Eating cake without milk is like just having the cone and no ice cream
The numbers have spoken!
I have it with a breakfast essential
He doesn't know who LL Cool J or Samuel L. Jackson are
I'm not saying the backwards kangol was never a style. I'm saying that all of those elements together, were never a style.
Stylelet
my forehead doesn't have the strong backwards slope necessary for this fit to work
I see
Maybe he wasn't trying to describe an aesthetic, but just combined elements of shit he liked
Mom I'm begging you please let me rub your feet
Ew
Nice imitation of Jason
The hat is meldable
I swear, this broad's ass was the second coming
I uploaded my history with redditleaf unto chatgpt and asked it to produce an image to represent it
Here was the result
So I told him "Either you pay me or I smash this fucking old style bottle over your head. I can make things get real stupid before they get real smart"
Yes, except not a brighter future for me.
Bags of sand.
i don't quite believe you
What's Indians favorite Elden Ring character?
Horah Loo!
India is the future
I hate rap music
If India is a superpower that Indians say it is then why the fuck all of them want to live in Iceland or elsewhere that isn't fucking India? Thank you
Why do Indians use archaic Victorian terms like "rogue"
I need to find a way to breed
Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck
people who still say "bags of sand" are probably the least funny people alive
are women made for sexo
or was sexo made for women
why do 99.99% of poopjeets have fat guts and tiny arms?
name more examples
which thread is it then
jason are you here please come back
Thank you for the rose
Press F to pay respects to the Earth.
"Primitive sacks of granules"
From now on you’re Gomer Pyle
Homely
Do the needful
it'll be a short future
new
Anon Babble
nightmarishly grim
xDDD HOLY MOTHER OF KEKS
gf left for the weekend and I've been beating my dick like it owes me money, I've coomed like 14 times since friday.
Found you guys!
I used to fuck with this Russian girl years ago. Hot, but absolutely devoid of anything approaching morals
feeling nostalgic for the last time i fell in love
beating my dick like it owes me money
does your girlfriend not let you watch porn, or not have sex often with you?
I can relate (not to the gf part)
does your girlfriend not let you
There are rats in my yard
idk if anyone has told you today but you're awesome
stop being weird anon.
Brazil will be a superpower by 2020
Remember when they tried to sell the world this meme in the early 2000s? They even used it as a plotline in Call of Duty: Ghosts.
coffee beans are finished
made drip coffee for me and coworkers
it's way too strong for them
no, i don't remember it
Suffering is bad
You're the one being weird. He's a grown ass man. How tf is anyone gonna "not let him" do something that's legal. Imagine a bitch saying "my bf doesn't let me do x" you'd be like what kind of monster is she dating. But in your cuck mind it's perfectly natural for a broad to forbid a growman from doing something
Why am I so drowsy all the time
So true
because you dont exercise
Are you getting a good deep sleep? You aren't smoking weed before bed are you?
tell those bitches to add some cream and sugar if they don't like it. the only thing worse than WEAK coffee are the pussies who complain about strong coffee.
break the carafe over their fucking head.
you're boring and obnoxious.
me when
youtu.be
Yeah time magazine were glazing them hard
They probably will put cream and possibly sugar. Mabye that will be enough to make it drinkable
This is why I just stay in my room and watch porn
you're crashing on caffeine
And your an npc
Show me your get hos face
spoken like an addict
still sick
I know we all like to joke around here
But slandering man's best friend (coffee) is a bit too far
impossible to tell if im on the brink of death
yeah, they haven't cured AIDS since your last post.
I'm the king of boobs
Heck yeah
Vgggggh.jpeg
does that thing have a prolapsed asshole?
Magnums
no. i think i overdosed
that's it's monkey pussy
they make the Magnum line for average dicks as marketing
Ferrari got beat by a trugg edish
lewd
brazil went to shit in 2011 when we had a woman president and been going to shit since then
being a kid in a good family is the ultimate form of human existence
just watched destiny react to the peterstein vs atheists debate, damn he got destroyed. christ cucks are so stupid lmao
monkeys have roast beef vag
Are we talking like regular destroyed or Mel time level destroyed?
JAGERBOMBS
Completed the daily ritual of creating a tinder account getting zero matches despite swiping right on a hundred plus, and then uninstalling the app out of embarrassment
jerked myself to completion watching people debate religion
are you boasting of such an existence, or coveting it?
mel time BBC destroyed
this is what they took from you
BITCHES LOVE MY NEW HAIRCUT
Of course you bring up BBC unprompted
imagine the last thing i hear as i die is taylor swift
if i could feel love from another person for even 1 second in my life, everything would be ok
never forgive
never forget
Got back from tacky bell, now it's time to pump the old penis until exhaustion
Hell yeah
VGH...
Both, since I briefly experienced it but can never return.
Being a pretty white girl with big boobs from a wealthy family is even better. Like being a kid but on a grander scale.
i love watching christ cucks get intellectually destroyed
Christopher Hitchens ASMR
this is my fetish
I actually think you just love watching cucks
Why won't gaijin add this? Seems like a no brainer
thick women in pain?
Video unavailable
The uploader has not made this video available in your country
piratefags stay winning
does your girlfriend not let you watch porn, or not have sex often with you?
Both, we have sex maybe twice a week or less and she feels threatened by pornography. Also she's been really getting on my nerves for the last few months.
monica granda became a jesusfreak and doesn't post thirst pics anymore
I’ve pooped myself
Remember Octomom
Instead of peeing, the trans women just start bleeding everywhere
do only one pic and ai upscale it so you look hotter
She did porn
Yes, I think about here maybe every several months because she sat on the Sybian (vibrator saddle) on the Howard Stern show and had a huge orgasm. She said on the show that she's been sexually repressed her whole life basically, and that orgasm genuinely seemed like it was her first or at least her first in a while. She was shaking and screaming, it's hot as fuck
yes and unconscious, but only if it's worked. the real thing isn't sexy.
might be a good idea. i lose 1 point to the camera
I always thought Octomom was hot, I jerk off to pregnant women thoughbeit.
Upload your pictures upsidedown, so the girl turns her phone upside down, and swipes the accept way when she rejects you.
Just kinda unnattracive
Cum help
he believes anything that happens on Howard Stern was true
he believes that women don't fake their orgasms
That sounds hot but I fucking hate stern
Looks real to me
She's not a good actress
Have you watched the Carmen Electra sybian episode?
Anon Babble is 24% trannies, 24% femboys, 24% cucks and 24% bbc porn addicts
it makes me feel like i'm the only autist that missed the train to AGP porn addict
Wait her name is Nadya Suleman. KOL, how's BASED and TRAD Islam going muslimbros?
Yeah doesn't she refuse to sit on it for longer than a couple of seconds? The octo mom one is the only one I find sexy
im walkin' here
Anon Babble is a containment board, why are you going there? It exists to keep those faggots out of places like this.
she does more than a few seconds, but keeps hopping off because she's about to orgasm. Howard keeps begging her to get back on. She may have actually orgasmed and just denied it.
Wikipedia says Palestinian Christian
i was curious to see what was on there. i don't think it works as a containment zone.
it's more like a grooming ground for jannies
I can post from my phone but my pc on the same modem says rangebanned
Super gay
overdosing sounds scary :(
Poop and pee, poop and pee
I’m looking for a girlfriend
Good thing I don't use drugs that aren't marijuana
just saw a tranny thread on Anon Babble
i need these "people" to blow their brains out
watchin destiny
hello from Anon Babble
what's happening, happas?
drugs are for mega losers and browns
Watching the pretty girls
welcome to Anon Babble
we don't have any happas here
we don't have any happas here
:(
I’m looking for an ICELANDIC girlfriend
bant
isnt that where threads go to die?
Go go go
if you are happa, you can be my friend.
even if you aren't happa, you can still be my friend.
we'll be best buds.
talk about all the things.
giggle late at night on our phones.
look up at the moon and wish we were holding hands together.
you know, normal friend stuff.
so bored
playing stalker
I think girls used to post there like 10 or 12 years ago. There were "slut stories" threads that I would peruse as a horny teenager, when I was too young to realize that they were almost definitely written by men. Occasionally they got posted with timestamped pictures of girls so I choose to believe that some were actually real. I had to stop going there because even relatively straight threads like Slut Stories eventually got taken over by gay dudes posting about their triple digit body counts.
It's hapa not happa
I finally got my film back from development
Mostly turned out fucked because the film was over 30 years old and i didn't know the aperture of a lens was stuck open
a few of the black and whites were ok but not scanned
It's where threads go to [spoiler]live[/spoiler]
thanks
Yes I’m an incel and yes I hate tattoos
so are we gonna buy denmark or not?
God I wish I had a beer
wanna watch destiny together?
Honestly maybe I should try to join the military again
Seems like a good place for a mentally unwell loner/cel. There's some chance you could get killed, and the opportunity to clip sand niggers. A win win scenario
Not like I'm doing anything with my life.
Same
I only have fernet
youtu.be
this song is so fucking cool
its crazy how many good bands came from Britain
But I’m a conservative
honestly this site is so much easier to use on mobile
wanna watch destiny debate nick fuentes with me? we can jerk off together
destiny is a sex pest who loves tattoos and "sex-work" thoughever
Sure what the hell
if you're able to get into OCS, that can be a pretty good life. if you're already served, presumably you have access to getting a college degree.
also you get to be around other autists and maybe they'll make you a real man.
but you also might do boring grunt work for an asshole in some hot dry shithole
shut up, chudcel
canada is the best country
probably shouldn't have bought a pint of a salted caramel gelato, a pint of strawberry sorbet, and a pint of peanut butter half baked ice cream at the grocery store today
Leggy blonde
*snooooooooooooooooooooooooore*
I have to agree
yeah no shit tubtubs. it's okay though. shoving all that shit down your throat will numb the pain of being a lil fatty for a few moments before the regret kicks in.
you should have bought more, fat faggot
who are you trying to fool, thinking you could eat healthy and take care of yourself?
just smoked weed. and gooned. epic win? yeah i'm thinkin yeah
A woman may murder her baby
why is everyone so mean?!?
I am nice
might just goon myself
My life sucks
i am literally nicer to cumbums that any other people in my life.
you have to treat people like shit first before they can do it to you
why
*was
Looking for a best friend
because you people are the ones who need it the most.
i could be your worst friend
indians
I could be your bodyguard
My own worst friend and my own closest enemy
-Green Day
stop making fun of indians
shits so played out
saaaaaaaar
Nick Fuentes, Eric Striker, and Jon Minadeo are all Hispanics
shut up jeet
This.
got frustrated with stalker taking a break
wow let me guess you're indian
based
fr it doesn't even make sense, they're a model minority. people are just cherry-picking ridiculous examples. i could find a million examples of other groups like chinese, africans, mexicans, pakistani, etc. doing the same stuff.
truth nuke
it's racist for someone to tell me to stop shooting the roof
Jeets go home.
I’m Indian and my feelings matter
it got restored chuds won
maybe they'll make you a real man.
Sorry I'm not interested in homo shit
being based on which, sir?
Hello sir, your name is Ganesh and you are from Bombay
i just want everyone to stay in their countries man
why come you gotta go somewhere else for man
the owner responded to his review and basically told him to take his jeet ass elsewhere
Okay then we need to solve the demographic collapse problem that wypipo are having
I have this scenario in my head of a pollack a mick and a goombah arguing over who's whiter, I can't stop thinking about it
no it doesnt
they're all White
i mean if we're talker about color it's obviously irish, then pole, then italian
but then again i've heard about the so-called black irish
but italian is definitely last
Jeets are both dirty and non confrontational
People don't respect the spineless
I could forgive the cow shit eating if they actually tried to forcefully defend doing it
shitalians are not white
Do y’all serve colored folk in this establishment
hell no boy read the sign
when do canada and america merge into one?
I know, that's what makes the scenario funny. And the fact that the argument probably has happened on this board more than once
why would I take it from you? National Socialists agree that they're White. And no one represents the White race more than the National Socialists
every country in the world should separate into hundreds or thousands of sovereign polities
when prime minister jagmeet and president patel agree on the merge
When the Liberals are done running our country into the ground, while slowly pushing our country further into integration with USA.
It's a continuation of what PM Martin was doing.
trips of truth
Genocide in Gaza
And all of them should have nuclear weapons for maximum safety
Bloody battle in Afghanistan
So nation-states?
what did they ever do to you
So fucking glad I wasn't born in the third world
yes, i'd say that's an accurate assessment
ain't that the bloody truth, bucko.
this is it. i have far more respect for a drug carrying than some diarrhea-soft indian who wont say shit to your face but will knife you in the back like a bitch
none of the groups you mentioned are as prolific due to indians' desperation, leveraging overwhelming numbers, and an exceptionally odious culture
using my student loan to pay off my bank loan that i used to pay back my line of credit that i used to pay off my credit card
true.
financial genius here
how did egypt fall so far behind so long ago
gn
i put acidic cream on my penis every day so it can fall off and i can finally become a woman
Someone make a new
?
behind who
they're the most advanced and ancient culture in the region
Assuming it's a government student loan, that's actually the smart way to do it, because the government student load has a low interest rate.
Gaza is an ancient city that is mentioned in the Bible
Rumble in the jungle
Good league skin
Good champion
I was the naked guy.
yeah but now i have to go to school like a faggot
It’s another nakba
Very Ashkenazi Actions, indeed.
SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW RIGHT NOW
gay
I hate rumble
Give me a Guitar one.
Didn't they ruin him by changing the values of heat generated by his abilities? I haven't played in a couple years
My favorite wrestler was the Big Show, pretty basic I know
i liked mankind
idk I've never played him
We gave up.
I liked Jericho and Benoit, because they're leafs.
Eating old bay flavored goldfish right now
I think one of ancestors had Viking disease.
WHY HAS NO ONE MADE A NEW WTF
I’m tired of making it
because i know if i cook the new some faggot will swoop in and post theirs first
We're waiting for you to do it, anon. We believe in you.
shieet they have those? I've never seen em. actually I don't even know what old bay is but I do like me some goldfish here and there.
because I think we should hit 420 in here (blaze it faggot)
Fine I'll do it hold on
I fucking hate the Irish
New
You’ll never beat the Irish
Game crash or skill issue
Wdym?
Can you not talk like a nigger please