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Lum is icelandic from iceland
Previously in /cum/

are india and pakistan still going at it

as a certified Chad I prefer shy, bookish girls with very minimal makeup.

Canada linked "sophia - inside out" last week and it's stuck in my god damn head.

watch me touch myself. inside out

I spent the morning cleaning out and organizing my downloads folder, now I'm working on closing the 75 tabs I have open.

I tried to push out a fart and my heard hurted really bad for a second. Might aneurism here guys. Now my head feels pressure uh oh

Bitch ass macaco thread

lucky charms for breakfast

your girl has fair skin??????? your girl has blue eyes????????

AND YOU WENT TO SOME BIG SCHOOL TO PROVE THAT YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME

let's get this bread $$$ >:)
(i'm going to the grocery store to buy bread)

anime thread

*sigh*

iceland has successfully colonised /cum/

Same, whole wheat of course

Fuck off, dog torturer.

take your meds

Iceland causes redditjeet melties

All the more reason to let him stay desu

I want to live in the US

Iceland admit he posted gore.

i'm brazillian from brazil

newest chapter of watamote has a gay kiss

We fucking won.

spells Brazilian wrong

True ESL or LARP? you decide

he posted le hecking gorerino!!!

george floyd gaming

Anything is possible through niggalink and fent reactor technologies

Listening to Girl Talk's seminal 2014 release All Day

back from church

I’m white and I hate dogs. Yes we exist

Did anything come from those protests?
Police in this country still act like thugs with no consequences

White or "White" thoughbeit? Jews and White adjacent pipo hating dogs is pretty common actually

Reminder that the Minneapolis Police department learned that neck kneeling tactic in Israel during an officer exchange program and Jews have been trying to memoryhole that since 2020

some lack communities got burned down, a few dozen people died, and some grocery stores got called racist for closing down

People who didn’t grow up with pets are usually weird

certified hood classic, but i prefer "feed the animals".

i am so fucked up

This but also people who grew up with non-conventional pets like ferrets

Hey man did you finish that MOOC you started? Did you complete the assignments for that free programming class you did online?

me too

Hate is a strong word
If you ever go missing, will you hate the bloodhounds they use to help find you?
What about all the loving dogs that don't bite or bark or jump on people?
Police dogs that take down violent criminals?
Bomb sniffing dogs that save lives?

Anon Babble is hilariously easy to bait, I make fake tweets or articles and hit the bump limit easy

a woman's chihuahua attacked me when i went on an incelwalk earlier this week. :/
was just minding my own business passing on the sidewalk.

imagine taping its mouth shut and shoving it up your ass
that would teach it

People don't train their small dogs properly because they think their bites aren't a big deal. People are idiots.
Chihuahuas can be trained to be cuddle bugs that don't bite

MEEEEEE

I don’t mind dogs like that that serve a purpose. I just hate the useless ones that people keep as pets who spend all day barking and generally being annoying

Oh well me too
My neighbors dog whines and barks all day, I think they just keep it outside and ignore it

I got chased by dogs like 5 separate times when I worked for Amazon

congrats on baiting litchral boomers.

no one has ever finished one of those

Oh and I think pit bulls are bad because their bites are too powerful and they have a tendency to attack people for no reason even if well trained.

Too fast board with too many anons, some random slop thread can get like 200+ replies in 30 minutes then die and archive in another 10 minutes. Idk how anyone can main that board anymore.

Same with Anon Babble

Can I kiss you?

I have a pittie and she's the sweetest little thing ever. She's never hurt a person or another animal. It's all about how they're raised.

This is me. I never know how to interact with people’s pets and I’m not sure what to do if a dog is being aggressive towards me

*bites a child's face off after 8 years of perfect behavior*

be me

sentient rock

4 billion years old

been on earth since its formation

witnessed the rise and fall of countless civilizations

seen the birth and death of billions of beings

nothing has ever happened that has surprised me

one day human comes along

picks me up

puts me in their pocket

says "hello rock, I'm going to name you Steve"

I am Steve the rock

Kys brian

looks like this general has already hit the "majority pedophiles and faggots" death spiral

wholesome reddit chungus

have you considered that your opinion on the matter is irrelevant in the face of overwhelming statistics?
please consider killing your dog at the earliest convenience. thank you for your assistance in this urgent matter.

hey i just made that thread on Anon Babble

My head hurts
I was drinking last night you see

reminds me of a ghost story

I haven't seen this movie but I know there's a scene where Rooney Mara eats a pie for 10 minutes

it's barely five minutes

did you know that rooney mara kept the nipple piercing she got for girl with the dragon tattoo just in case they decided to ever shoot a sequel

so why does this girl want to date you exactly

yeah they bought a 6 million dollar house

i didn't know that but i'm glad i do now

I'm glad BourSTAIN died

I fucking hate my dreams. They’re all so confusing and unsatisfying

ive never had a good dream

indycar, ufl, beer and video games. another day in paradise!

Hey buddy we're Christians and we don't like what you said

>I said well then forgive me

I have no idea. That's why I made the thread you fucking idiot.

ummmmmm wtf

I have clingy attachment she has distant attachment
Wonder if it'll work

don't get angry at me

indycar, ufl, beer and video games. another day in paradise!

>indycar, ufl, beer and video games. another day in paradise!

permission to put away my goonrod sir

Love can be sharp
Make no mistake
Flatter a good heart
Then watch it break
It'll cut you to the bone
Just to see you bleed out
But that isn't me, no
I’m somebody else

this one looks staged but it's still very cringe to buy something like that if it's not for your kid.

Fat people fucking love ice cream

t. semen lover

they scream for it

True

Talenti is good thougheverbeit

currently eating yoghurt

I meant no offense fatty

sexo con mejican cummy bummy

now I'm hungry for yoghurt

i saw 2 people in love today

Your parents?

Cofe bros it's our fucking morning

no.

I just cummed imagining chillet. Now I will play aoe2, burgundians.

I'm being doxxed (again). I'm in deep shit, what do I do?

I've posted my face (high res) on Anon Babble. Somehow no one has ever doxed me.

my post spawned two very divisive takes. how flattering! and who knows if i was being sincere? maybe that was secretly some high-intellect mockery of the simple distractions of the modern man? ;) (it wasn't, i'm genuinely easily pleased)

my post spawned two very divisive takes. how flattering! and who knows if i was being sincere? maybe that was secretly some high-intellect mockery of the simple distractions of the modern man? ;) (it wasn't, i'm genuinely easily pleased)

The romans never had tea or coffee

But they did have

i can't dance like that, but i do have more hair.

they slept 9 hours because they spent all day having sex in the bathhouse.

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME
OF WHAT I REALLY AM

Took the meds

Answer me this /cum/, why is it that all of the big boobed asian sluts are natives (like all of the big titty JAV girls)
yet asian americans and expats don't have huge boobs (at least none of them that do hardcore)

"having this hoopla around him..."

makes it sound like a bad thing. like a miasma or a swarm of insects. "his wretched frame, caked in filth and hoopla"

and where are the romans now?

italy

You’re looking at em asshole

it's too hot

I KNOW I'M A MESS I'M A MESS
WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER

that's funny, i had the opposite impression. that the natives are all skinny flat gals with a few outliers like hitomi and anri (and God bless when they're together) and the ones who live here get fat off our food or get implants for the mega titties.

Watched a cinemasins video... White American humor is really bland

genuinely what do women on social media think POV means

white americans don't think cinema sins is funny

do women on social media think

no

huWhite American here: never heard of "cinemasins"

never let bro cook again

Then why do her videos have millions of views?

If you think you’re fundamentally alienated from everyone around you by disposition and nature just imagine what being the only man in Malawi with an IQ over 125 is like (I’ve met him, nice guy, permanent look of manic desperation)

two of the biggest youtube channels are T Series and SET India

I enjoy cinema sins because I don't have to actually watch capeshit but someone can tell me the whole plot

why do you want to know the plot if you don't like superhero movies?

PBUH

Normies love to ask you about capeshit and I have to know what the hell infinity stones are

I hate Korean stuff. Their hentai is all cuckshit and ugly.

man you gringos are something else

I've watched two spider mans and the first iron man and nobody ever asks me about the other marvelsloppa

i think the nostalgia critic pioneered this

Psycho

don't care, terrone

you don't *have* to, and you're sentencing yourself to more conversations about it because they'll mistake your basic knowledge for real interest. you could escape the whole thing if you honestly answered "i don't watch that stuff, and never will."

Their food is S-tier though, and they have cute women, and a cool language/script

If you say that they will think you're weird

so let them think you're weird. is that lethal? you're needlessly complicating your existence with the layers of illusion you're laboring on. let go of them, let yourself relax.

i haye muslims just because they name all their babies Mohammed

Need some booberinos in my face

If you're chad, they'll think they are the weird ones

Dude
SAME

It was between Mohammed and Mclovin

I hate Muslims because they're also christfags

Mclovin it

Why the fuck am I circumcised

Your parents thought it would be beneficial for you

made some mac and cheese

the j words at the hospital wanted your foreskin for medical research and CHARGED your parents for it! oy vey silly goys!

chicks dig it

i'm also circumcised even though my mom is catholic
the doctor was jewish and she just said yes to everything because she was drugged tf up

momberg

We didn't know circumcision was bad, we just did what we were told. We didn't have the internet back then

I'm gay...

Fuck you you’re not me

better luck next time kek

Bros... I'm hard

I'm not for the death penalty because it's an easy way out

where was your father

Where the problem at

how do you deal with your penis head (glans) rubbing against your underwear, that shit hurts

Foreskin restoration

where da HOOD at

love spicy food. hate spicy pooping

Rub your penis against my face instead

where brooklyn at

Every time I try to sleep on my stomach my dick gets hard and I end up humping my bed

it's also tragic when it's measured mistakenly. it's rare, but it happens. i'd rather be freed after twenty or thirty years than be getting laid onto the restraints and feel that needle go in thinking "these motherfuckers are really going to kill me" knowing i didn't do whatever it was.

I still have my frenulum but yeah, I hope I reincarnate as a villainess next time.

I ate a pepper a few days ago and threw up lmao

I wear silky under armor boxer briefs

South Bronx
The south south Bronx

Spinster is racist but hates transphobia

so this is why jason hates jews...

women prefer circumised penis

damn, really? haha. sorry to hear that, but if your system was that vehemently against it, maybe it's better you expelled it sooner rather than later.

It doesn't hurt anymore because my glans are calloused. It was probably excruciating when I was a baby but I don't remember I just have the brain damage and hormone disruption and trust issues and less functional penis now.

I read somewhere babies a year after being mutilated have heightened cortisol. We never feel safe with our supposed "protectors" again and we're permanently shorter and weaker and probably lower IQ than we would have been if not mutilated.

Death penalty is about pragmatism, not sadistic punishment
If you've proven that society would be better without you, then you should be removed permanently and serve as an examples to others. Simple as.
I'm not convinced this happens often enough to be meaningful

Might get some mcdonalds now that you mention it

I just have the brain damage and hormone disruption and trust issues and less functional penis now.

This is because you were bullied and your mom raised you weird and you jerk off too much
Saying it's all because of circumcision is just avoiding responsibility

Can you get me something

my diet plan is to drink ghost pepper salsa until my colon begs for mercy

again and we're permanently shorter and weaker and probably lower IQ than we would have been if not mutilated.

shieet, I'm 6'2" you're saying I'd have been one tall ass nigga huh

Why actually bother doing anything if I can't live in the US anyway?

I think he means dick size, not sure how that is true tho when South America and Asia barely do it and their dicks are small as fuck

At least you're surrounded by pretty Russian women

penis brossss

i just met a 20-something woman professor from russia, already had her phd and everything, has been working in the US for maybe 5 years.
you could probably leave if you wanted to.

Circumcision stunts bone development in your entire body.

Sure

South American dicks are small

This is a lie

I'm like 6" which is p good but you'd have to assume genetics are the reason Asians have smaller pps, and I'd be smaller compared to euros who don't circumsize much either

Circumcision stunts bone development in your entire body.

how does this even make sense

I will never be normal

Not true, but it might shorten your penis length very slightly

phd

I'm not an intelligent person

What if big foot isn't an alien but does have space travel and big foots are actually the missing link in evolution that discovered or were given spaceships and the big foots that didn't get on to the spaceship d/evolved in to humans and the big foots sometimes stop in to check on us?

The body reacts to being tortured and never feels safe after torture and constantly produces cortisol.

@grok is this true

never feels safe

Is that how you feel anon

You’re my friend but you’re not my best friend

cum con sex

i've never been anyone's best friend

Reports con off topic and low quality posts

I feel uncomfortable being hugged by my mother.

huh?

It is highkey very sunny out but low-key not that warm

So do I but that's because my mom is weird and I have mommy issues

because of the sexual tension?

Don't worry, you'll see soon enough

everytime i smoke a cigarette it never feels that worth it

see what?

211006514
Stop talking to me

ok. **hugs you**

Same. Never saw the appeal same with zyns

We have mommy issues because our mothers let our penises be mutilated.

This bitch is stupid, and tobacco has always been the right wing vice.

I think the majority of people who get circumcised don't have mommy issues

so is she for or against smoking? i've read this three times and still don't know if i should offer her a dart or not. maybe she doesn't know either. ah, screw it. you want one?

the only two dudes I knew who were uncut in school both had mental issues so I kind of doubt it

estoy muy triste, mis amigos.

Jason realizing he's a damaged individual and looking for things outside of his control to blame so that he doesn't actually need to do anything about it

why is gayson yapping about penises?

It's pretty insane they cut a part of baby's dick off. Seems more of an east coast thing though

she's claiming that smoking is feminist
this is the exact tactic used almost 100 years ago by sigmund freud's nephew to entice american women into smoking

Uncut kids used to lie about being cut to fit in

you forgot to say pov

You're wrong, they just don't exhibit symptoms in a stereotypical way because of other dysfunctional behaviors. Everyone in this country is a fucked up freak, in no small part because of circumcision.

You mean they don't exhibit symptoms that can be consistently demonstrated to prove your point

Everyone in this country is a fucked up freak

why are you projecting

alright, but i'm gonna say it like a proper word, not an acronym. so she's gonna think i'm calling her poor. "want a ciggy, pov?"

He's right though

I am comparatively better than normalfags and more perennially normal because I'm built from sturdier stuff and have a stronger Will.

I'm a victim of male genital mutilation and kinda fucked up, but others are far more dysfunctional in a spiritual sense.

I am comparatively better than normalfags and more perennially normal because I'm built from sturdier stuff and have a stronger Will.

how much debt should i let myself get in before i worry

Damn it feels good to be a gansta

i have a small cock

A few hundred dollars

I'm built from sturdier stuff and have a stronger Will

nigga you've never worked a day in your life

The only ideal answer is 0
Other than that, don't get in more debt than you can conceivably create a plan to start paying off

Mine is 5.5 inches
No woman has ever complained about it

he worked construction with black peepo

oh...

mine is 7 inches unironically

I really want Jason to get a job and then go backpacking through Europe
He would find his true self

Today's lunch docket: grilled eggplant sandwich

Chances are that you're lying

The important question is what kind of debt? There are different types

mine is 4

want a picture with a ruler?

At least it's not 3

Not that anon, but my penis was 7 inches last time I measured in Middle School. I haven't measured since. It's probably the same size. That chart has to be bullshit. There's no way 7 inches is rare or something.

you know, a few years ago, i'd have laughed at the idea of grilled eggplant. but if watching steven raichlan smoke flipping ice cream has taught me anything, it's that a grill can cook anything and make it delicious.

just burped

I don't buy that it's that rare either but I've measured it numerous times.

How come no one ever approaches you in public and says hey let’s be friends

i dont leave the house

how come the people i see every day never want to be friends

I thought Jason said he was uncut?

It's going to be a good day. Selling a book on FB marketplace, but I will leave it on the steps and hope the person doesn't just steal it. Because I am taking the doggo and going for a hike because the weather is beautiful. I went to vigil mass yesterday so I don't have to be back in time for evening mass. Hopefully the Oilers win too but I am going to use their game as a way to take advantage of less people on the hiking trail.

This happens at bars and parties

They do but they’re usually Mormons or salesmen

I went to vigil mass yesterday so I don't have to be back in time for evening mass.

based

Are we friends?

how come no one invites me anywhere

love the word "podunk". you just know it's insulting, even if you don't know what it means. "stooge", too! that's another great one. you might not know the definition, but you know it's not good hahaha

What book?

t. insipid dullard

Jesus of Nazareth was circumcised and that, combined with his education as a rabbi, helped contribute to his mental break.

This nigguh living in the 1920s