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Imagine having your way with her in the shade of an old Aleppo Pine tree on a hot summer afternoon.
Nothing, yet.

Muesli

100 grams of granola rich in protein with 250 grams of milk.

Keeping up with your brotein intake, good.
I might boil a couple of eggs later today.

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Jeet army coming to Greece, it's fucking over

50k? jeez

Good day med.
2 Gio threads in a row ? Where are the bakers ?

Pretending to know what I'm doing.
In the bakery.

What are you making, Herr Maltanon?

Some sauce.

What are you gonna eat said sauce with ?

Hello fellers. What's up?
Looking good!

Rice.

germany ran out of gas and the jews started going back

Thanks. The taste seems decent too. Nothing like one of my previous attempts where I added so much salt that it felt like I added sea water to it.

Lovely

Maybe a tad salty.
Thanks. I'd show the finished dish, but I won't be alone by then.

god i want thsi girl so much

People in Mediterranean countries live more than people in Northern European countries despite being poorer.
So no, the humidity isn't taking years out of your life span.

Mmmm, yummy

Nipple detected.

god i want thsi girl so much

friġġ

What are you eating for lunch? We are making risotto with asparagus

Had an arancini from the grocery store with zucchini spaghetti and tomatoes

Kinda don't want to bother with cooking so tuna, avocado and cheese salad.

risotto with asparagus

Anon Babbleino

What I mentioned above. It was ok.

How could a man have been so based?
Anyway, I love coffee.

Hullo. They're so-so. They'd be much better if I could have pure primal sexo with Her Majesty Queen Gio of Scotti

I also like coffee. And Mumford and Sons are pretty shit, so I appreciate his point.

Dessert.

based degenerates

I do my best.

It's not ideal to have someone else preparing the coffee you will be drinking but sometimes it is inevitable.
Also a good barista working with good materials can really brew a special beverage tailored to your taste.
I wonder if robots will reach the point of being better at this than humans.

Just found out that there's an Until Dawn movie. I know what I'll be watching tonight.
Feet mentioned.

Funny you say that, I just remembered it came out yesterday evening. Apparently it has little to do with the game, so temper your expectations. And please tell me what you thought of it tomorrow!

In the end, I'm never talking to one, so might as well look at photos.

Magyar alt

I don't know, it has an average rottentomatoes score so I'm not sure it's worth it.

You wake up and see this
WWYD?

Apparently it has little to do with the game

I see, so they're just riding the coat-tails of a beloved video game. Slap a recognisable brand on it and the plebs will flock en masse, is it? Well, at least I didn't pay for it.
A curious picture.

the unfriendly but not overtly hostile stare

the unidentified blue object

the seductive leg raise, a playful invitation

What does it all mean, I wonder.

Use my incel aura to repel them.

She was obviously expecting someone else, her body language did not adapt fast enough to the unexpected arrival of her mysterious guest but her facial expression adapted fast enough.
It's like with thunders, first you see it and then you hear it.

Depart.

WWYD

nom nom nom

We all know about human made horrors beyond our limited comprehension.
But what about ai amalgamations.

AI chimera?

input:Describe a horrible Fantasy monster that's an amalgam of different animals

**The Goreweld Chimera**

The Goreweld Chimera is a nightmarish fusion of flesh and instinct, born from sorcery gone awry or the madness of some forgotten god. Its grotesque form is a constantly shifting patchwork of predator and scavenger, as if the world’s most violent animals were torn apart and sewn together by a butcher drunk on chaos.

Its main body is that of a massive, bloated bear with mangy, matted fur peeling back to reveal crocodilian scales along its spine. A second set of vulture wings, too small to lift its bulk but large enough to beat the air with shrieking fury, jut from its shoulders, molting constantly. Its head splits in two — the left side a sabertooth lion’s skull, all bone and black ichor, the right side a writhing tangle of lamprey mouths and spider eyes. When it roars, it makes no sound — instead, all nearby beasts and men bleed from the ears as their nerves scream in silent terror.

Its forelimbs are twisted eagle talons, grotesquely oversized and capable of crushing plate armor like eggshells. The hind legs, however, belong to a stag — muscular but decayed, constantly twitching and giving it a lurching, stutter-step gait. Its tail is a writhing serpent with a human-like face that whispers in languages no mortal should know, trying to drive foes mad before the creature even strikes.

Legends say it was created during a great war to serve as a living weapon, but even its masters couldn’t control it. Now it wanders forgotten wilds, a force of pure carnage. It leaves no tracks — only shredded trees, torn animals, and silence.

Few have seen it and lived. Fewer still have kept their sanity.

input:Draw it.

pic was the output

Doesn't happen in my country sadly

For now, we're having a lot of fun generating images of fictional creatures, but imagine what we could do once we have the technology to give them corporeal forms. We could force them to battle in arenas for our entertainment or use them to haul large blocks of sandstone across the land.

This is actually the plot of Geneforge 1, one of my favourite RPGs.

it does you're just an incel

Would have made a great wow mount but blizzard is lazy and they would not bother giving it unique animations because of it's weird leg combination.
They would still charge for it sixty euros of course.

My perception does not register the existence of sex, therefore it does not exist.

Let this serve as a warning for future generations.
The monsters from tales are not alien or demonic, but the products of humanity's wickedness.
It's a good thing that by then I will have abandoned my corporeal form and roam the universe in my real form, that of a formless void, freed from the perversions and indecencies of an organic existence.

It's a good thing that by then I will have abandoned my corporeal form and roam the universe in my real form, that of a formless void, freed from the perversions and indecencies of an organic existence.

Sounds like you ultimate dream is to turn into a photino bird and forsake baryonic matter entirely.
Unfortunately, if that were to happen, you would no longer be able to interact with any and all known life in the universe, as well as most speculated forms of life. You would never be able to play video games again or eat homemade blueberry jam ever again.

This, so much this

I genuinely wish i was the lad breeding that faccetta nera

Tired.

She kinda looks like if Chuck Schuldiner was a girl

From the void I came and to the void I will go when this life sentence is over.
One must not become too attached to superficial trivialities such a star's heat or a planet's fragrances and smell.
Those are mere distractions, existing to keep us trapped in an endless cycle of suffering.
No my real purpose is to return to the abyss that spit me here and punish the void beings responsible for this farce.

refuses to eat

becomes tired from lack of energy

Your hardship was preventable.

Nigga eat

Today I ate 100 grams of granola, drank 3 decilitres of milk, drank 4 decilitres of milkshake, ate like half a litre of soup with at least 100 g of pasta, ate 100 g of rice, ate 60 g of croissant, ate about 80 g of ice cream, and ate 100 grams of yoghurt.
Also, the source of my tiredness is mental, not physical.

And 400 kcal worth of brotein slice.

I won

Today I ate 100 grams of granola, drank 3 decilitres of milk, drank 4 decilitres of milkshake, ate like half a litre of soup with at least 100 g of pasta, ate 100 g of rice, ate 60 g of croissant, ate about 80 g of ice cream, and ate 100 grams of yoghurt.

I stand corrected. I anticipate a swifter recovery now that your stomach is full and nutrients are coursing through your blood stream.

I ate one apple, green peas with 3 bread and tomatoes, than i ate pretzel snack and now i ate a 200g burger and i drank lots of water. Prob eat a banana now

Are they going to use Apu to seal a volcano.

Based

It's fine if you're tired, it's been a bad week, you should just rest

It's a new technique for capturing criminals during high-speed chases. Simply airdrop Apu onto the fleeing suspect and then hose down the mess afterwards.

Now this is a party that could defeat diablo.

all that measured foodstuff

Least neurodivergent post.

Have you ever heard later Diablo, catnigga? If yes, what did you think of it?

Doesn't really seem to pair well with the presumption of innocence or similar trifles

am i a /fren/?

hello med, went on a walk today like 5 kms i think

Sure
It's been a long time since I've woolked, rooning has replaced them, maybe I should go for a woolk during next week long ass weekend

I wonder if catnigga played Baldur's Gate "Enhanced" edition with those new developers from California
you know, the guys who actually though they'd be given BG3 instead of Larian...

I played it.
I fucking absolutely hated it.

Have you ever heard later Diablo, catnigga? If yes, what did you think of it?

You mean Diablo 3 and 4? I've never played either of them and I barely know anything about them. As far as I'm concerned, the series ended with Diablo 2.
Perhaps not, but I think it would heavily disincentivise fleeing from the police. A net gain for the criminal justice system, wouldn't you say?

What's the strangest animal that you've seen in your country, lads? I don't mean an animal in captivity, or one escaped therefrom, but a migratory/transitory animal that had lost its course whilst migrating, or for which you are at the very limit of its usual range?

I ask as England gets sporadic visits from some very unusual animals, as diverse as Egyptian vultures, Dalmatian pelicans, walruses and leatherback turtles

Never played three and four, I was talking about DI and DII.

heard later

Played any.
Total phone autocorrect death.

tfw I spent thirty minutes in Scarborough

Dolphins, birds.
One time one parrot came to my parents place clearly dehydrated and/or starving.
No signs of human touch, a bit feral, so he must have come from some tropical wasteland somewhere. We fed him and one day he simply left.

do NOT look up a leatherback turtle's mouth

If you'd visited at the end of 2022 you could've seen a walrus

Yes, we've spoken about it before. I feel nothing but contempt for the EEs, the new content and SoD. That being said, if you're trying to romance Safana, you should expect to be cucked, so I assume this person has a fetish for that sort of thing and secretly wanted it to happen.
I remember lamenting years ago that Arcanum wasn't getting an EE (since it needs it more than BG or PST did), but that turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
I've played Diablo 1 and Diablo 2. I remember nothing of the plot, other than Deckard Cain's voice and aimlessly running around like a retard clicking on things.

are you trying to say having the twitter crowd rewriting 20+ year old games so they're less problematic and more inclusive of lgbt++++++ non-binaric fxlks is a bad thing?
hecking chud!

She looks like she has an onlyfans

She would never.

she should

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

You should play Grim Dawn for fun lore and mindless gameplay.

purposefully shitting up masterpieces in the name of diversity

When I was young I read a book about Dracula. The main character was a young guy and he went on the adventure with a girl to try and find the resting place of Dracula.
Some months ago I found the book at a store and the title was about a FEMALE main character instead of a male. I found it bizarre so I picked it up thinking it was an extremely similar book but otherwise a different story but no, it was the same story. According to the footnotes “le author didn’t specify the genre of the main character but settled on a female one some years later, you chud”.
I opened up my copy at home and the story was very specific on describing a MALE main character (he even gets into a romance with the girl of the story).
And yes, the girl is still a girl, so the relationship is now lesbian.
The book is The Historian.

Hello Kiwi

tfw no pet walrus

I suffer

Cringe

Dude, wtfrick? You literally live on the Mediterranean
Israel is such a beautiful place btw. Love the morning dew. But I was staying up north of Shiloh.
Shalom