Breezewood, Pennsylvania edition
/cum/ - United States
meet me at the mcdonalds for some erp funtimes
Evens I eat the cake
Odds I suffer for real this time
thank goodness
aww
Not thank goodness now I'm going to get fat
fat and happy!
evens i stay an incel for life
odds i go to a whore when i'm 50
it's so over
Fat and can't take my shirt off at the beach!!!!
evens i stay an incel for life
like it was ever in question :DDD
Told myself i wouldn't drink coffee, but it's saturday so it's going to be busy at work so i feel that i need the boost
How long until being an Incel become a federal felony law ?
oh sure you can. like your the first guy showing moobs at the beach haha
same, but with alcohol.
Would you be the first guy to suck on them? Haha
So I read some of that native iseksi and it fucking sucks and is made for women, in a bad way. Stupid story, mary sue MC, bad art making grown soldiers look like shotas.
Gonna read Apothecary Diaries or something to get the bad taste out of my mouth. Maomao is a Mary Sue, but she's a good Mary Sue.
Got some frosty beers and the BBQ is warming up. Gonna get drunk and eat meat before cleaning my guns.
I live with my mother and her lesbian lover Frida
convinced the only men who read shit like this are 100% homosexual
Get drunk and clean my guns
Smartest rural bumpkin rightoid retard
i don't like how summons work in oblivion. mine or theirs. they take so long to figure out a fight is happening, it's over before they get here.
no you don't
jason is a fag so yes
i had a 6 pack yesterday, thinking if I should drink again tn
yes i do
Heroic Spirit Sitting Bull?
You can't own AKs or watch anime. You could literally be put in prison for using Anon Babble because lolis are posted here.
That's some long ass nails.
I haven't had any friends in 5 years. I am so lonely
I didn't say shoot them nigga, I said clean them. I can take down all my guns blindfolded at this point, except the .22 because screws and shit.
Based. I'm adopting a 19th century worldview at this point. Personal liberty, including GUNS, alcohol, red meat, hard work (no wagie shit), and appreciating nature.
why does the seasoning stick to the skillet instead of the chicken
Buying Maomao's manga is legal in Canada though
cuz u can't cook jason
This is what im drinking tonight
I could literally be put in prison for saying the gamer word in public. I could literally be put in prison if I don't pay my taxes to the government. I could literally be put in prison for not wearing a chin diaper during da lockdowns.
Do I look scared? Nigga living in a dystopian hellhole doesn't make you weaker, it makes you harder. You Amerilards are getting soft and bloated with all your freedumbs. Canada is turning into a 3rd world nation, and adversity breeds character.
But the manga and tonaly incorrect, imho
routine fap
cum in 30 minutes
extremely horny fap
cum in 5 minutes
really do be like that
Premium elephant piss hell yeah
aryan girl icelandic girl
You're cooking them at too high a temperature, adding the "seasoning" too early, and your skillet isn't properly seasoned either if stuff is sticking to it like that.
how does she wipe? wouldn't those... you know, 'pierce the veil' when she cleans up?
this nigga drankan on an elephant!!
nice kot tho
why don't you like brazillian women
Some of Bruce Springsteen's deep cuts are hard as fuck
Haven't felt like reading the past few weeks :/
Not reading all that. You can't own AKs and having this picture in your metadata is a criminal offense.
Clown.
I'm sorry anon, cute white girl
This is actually a valid question, but it's possible she has a bidet too. Bitches like this have notoriously filthy sex lives so they have professional-grade equipment to wash their busted cunts on a regular basis.
Heil Hitler
Heil Hamas
Free Palestine
Steeeeves lava chicken it's tasty as hell
You're probably right about the temperature. I think my stove was set to high. I waited about 5 or 10 minutes after seasoning before I put them on the skillet. Also the skillet is Teflon so there's no need to season it.
I own more guns than you, that's the funny part. I can't fully hate you because you do have a 92 and that's top tier handgun taste, but you're also a gay weeb so I should be inclined to stomp your guts out with my Doc Martens.
terrone melty
Christian but pro-palestine?
why don't you like brazillian women
I like them
so they have professional-grade equipment to wash their busted cunts on a regular basis
you canucks are killing me today. my cheeks and stomach hurt from laughing so much
Imagine working hard at work, then working out to look decent and be strong but a whore will reject you because she's not feeling the """connection""". FUCK
are you the black canadian incel?
what about brown skinned brazillian women
how do you cope with knowing that will never have sex in your life
Nothing wrong with that
Even the pope is on the side of the Palestinians
say mean things on an imageboard
I'm very sorry anon, cute white girl
I have had sex though
I wish this Brazilian faggot left instead of Iceland bro
Listening to avenged sevenfold
Luigi Mangione and Elias Rodriguez both did nothing wrong
teflon skillet
nigga please.
what about brown skinned brazillian women
nuh uh, thank you
wasnt talking to you
Your post is really faggy
erm I just can't hate you teehee I'd le stomp you with my le boomer shoes I own five single shot fud guns so I'm a leftist operator teehee
Also anime website.
revenge for betraying jesus
Can I come to Brazil and fuck your brown skinned women?
are you the black canadian incel?
jesus christ no
made Jason get upset award
Gen Z is pro Palestine
Deal with it
that's easy tho
they got captured.
Honestly thought he was supposed to be in india or something in the first episode of moon knight
They won't get convicted
don't really care about what happens to either israel or palestine to be quite honest
I like people who weren't captured
In Canada, the magazine capacity for firearms is regulated based on the type of firearm. For semi-automatic handguns, the maximum capacity is 10 rounds, while for most semi-automatic, center-fire long guns, it is limited to 5 rounds.
lol you can't own Berettas or AKs....
This is the kneejerk reaction to most, but you should care what happens because if Israel doesn't suffer it's a problem. Israel getting its shit pushed in by the international community could be a watershed moment in human history that has a ripple effect across the world.
Still thinking about that image after the soyjak hack where it showed something like 2x as many Israeli posts compared to American.
(he was in london)
nothing ever happens
genuinely made Jason mad lol
still thinking about an inspect element edit of desuarchive
No wonder you can't look at lolis up there. Y'all are retarded.
i dont want to be fat anymore
There are thousands of hasbara j*ws from tel aviv posting on this website
They get trained to do it
be American
land of the free
government won't even let you fuck a dog
but at least I have my cartoon porn!!!
pathetic.
zyzz diet+routine
proofs
The only city in America you won't find any gay pride flags?
Dearborn, Michigan
Sprayway cleaner smells so nice
Must be extremely toxic
why, thank you???????????????????????????????
if you refuse to fly a gay flag in my cunt you get fined by the government
Why did Iceland left? I think he just posts very late
fuck iceland im glad they left
Some chuddy rural towns in Canada have tried to remove the state mandated sodomite iconography, and it got successfully challenged in the courts. This has happened more than once in different provinces. Not being a faggot is a hate crime.
Icelandbro tends to post later due to the timezones and his work schedule, I think he said he works night shifts or something to that effect.
The only poster ITT who doesn't like Icelandbro is redditleaf/schizojeet, otherwise he's universally loved. Considering redditleaf/schizojeet is universally hated by everyone, it shows the extreme duality of /cum/.
I know you're reading this and seething schizojeet. Just a reminder, but you're INDIAN.
this makes Canadians piss and shit themselves
Israel is loosing the war with Hamas/Gaza
iceland got bullied
iceland got bullied
chud destroyed
Capitalize your posts please
chud destroyed
gonna poke that pokey and go "boink!"
you know youve won when she starts posting jaks
Pedophilia is legal in the united states
I said capitalize your fucking posts, stop typing like you're brown.
pic
Looks quite like my childhood friend’s mom
made a literal indian seethe award
why should i chuddy
I tell you to enjoy life
You should strive for excellence, not mediocrity. If you weren't brown you would you understand.
Im Gen Z (born '98)
Do you like older daddy types?
im white
I can type properly. i choose not to.
if you're a virgin that's an epic fail
I would be a druid if I lived in ancient england, dancing around half naked on ancient weed blessin warriors (by blowing them) and speaking tongues
my life is a sequence of epic fails and cringe compilations
I'm unattractive, what do you want me to do
It's kinda funny how i could shart in your face and it would just sorta blend in
Jason is a gay nazi weeaboo
jej
unattractive guys get laid all the time
2 dead israeli diplomats
You LOVE to see it :)
no they don't
Go ahead, redditqueef. I need to know you're still seething
i enjoy warm weather
but if i spend more than 30 minutes outside i get sunburnt and the next several days are ruined
i suffer
calitards lmaoooo
This man was the greatest man to ever live
i dont nickname my pokemon
he ack'd himself
A captain goes down with the ship
MOOOOOOODS
a city I used to live in is in the top 15 and it is literally a drug infested shithole
ummmm wtf
Redditqueef switching proxies to tell me how he REALLY feels
this will sound psychotic; i fell asleep on myrtle beach once and i got back to my hotel without a bit of pink on my skin. no pain, nothing. i had a screwdriver after and thought, "maybe you only get burned by the sun if you think you will".
again, i know this is crazy and i'm just rambling.
why does he have pic of naked men saved on his computer? kinda gay desu desu
Those pictures are from his family whatsapp group
you know, i keked irl. its hilarious
schizojeet the fag spamming gay porn
Should link up with Brian
saw a homeless guy at the library playing tf2
lol what a mountain of faggots here xd
spent a couple of hours today looking at porn but i didnt jerk off
Jason is no longer a nazi
what class?
Your mere presence enrages him, it's beautiful. Iceland really should be added to /cum/ as an official member state.
scout
Nah. I'm a guest here and /cum/ shouldn't change to accommodate me
How the fuck does he have a Brazilian proxy?
I was never a "nazi" it was just shitposting. I've literally been a gay liberal my whole life.
Half of his friends and family work in IT, i'm sure at least one of them knows how to do it for him
true you arent welcome here fuck off
Responses like this are why you deserve a spot tho. Schizojeet is a literal indian visajeet, not even a Canadian, and he has an outlandish sense of entitlement (like all jeets).
Consider yourself an honorary member then, as an official member state of /cum/ I have the authority to declare it so. No one can over rule me either.
can't you just thread the needle and be a regular person?
sometimes when i'm driving through tiny towns in rural canada i get this precise feel. town named after some fort from the birth of the nation. the fort is still there. it's little but apparently it was important. a&w and a fasgas next door.
dog torturer and reddit noguns alliance
Iceland is in North America anyway
I'm a regular person, not a chud or a creekshitter.
I'm a regular person
That is very kind of you to say. You can take a redditqueef out of the turd world, but you can't take the turd world out of redditqueef. "people" like him will never be compatible with north american culture
lots of old trading posts and "forts" were like a cabin and a couple of trenches with a cannon. Canadian history is fuckin wild, it was so savage and primitive for most of its life.
Hitler supported the Palestinians
Therefore, all national socialists should support the Palestinians and Gaza
he has an outlandish sense of entitlement (like all jeets).
The "upper caste" have the entitlement and ego of royalty but the blood and mind of peasant dirt farmers
The fact that India as a nation took umbrage to the notion of Brits trying to provide them with hygiene, clean water, rail roads, electricity, and other high technology is hilarious. This is truly the hallmark of cultures that are not only inferior but deserve to be left in the past.
Compare it to somewhere like Japan who fully embraced western culture and technology and they're now one of the most advanced civilizations on earth. Very telling.
The United States has 160,000 miles of rail line.
All European countries put together have 94,000.
Hes a hero
what did he do
thingthing
Man, i used to play that all the time
According to some indians, britain owes them like $50 trillion and the number somehow keeps rising and rising
mexican stuff
he killed two neo nazis
India owes the entire world an impossible debt every single day just for tolerating their existence. I genuinely hope Pakistan nukes them.
and the only people making use of it are homeless bums
umm he killed 2 jews
Lmao
how are hobos supposed to get to the next hooverville if they can't hitch a ride on the railroad, eh buster?
one of them was christian, btw
he stole a bunch of copper wire from a construction site at 3 in the morning?
christcucks who support genocide are equally deserving of being sorted out. it's just the bloody truth, man.
I wanna suck anon's chubby man tits
I think about 80% of of the railroads are used for freight transportation
They better watch out for Kitchener Leslie. He'll beat them to death if he ever catches them
Aryan booty
wow how did you know
oh man, quit it! would ya? goodness gracious... making me spin around in my chair.
does your gf like to eat pussy?
Sooooo HAPPY that jew slave dog POLIVERE lost in CANADA
FUCK HIM
t. Terrone
doom+doom II, duke 3D, or doom 64? i'll only be playing for just a tiny bit, so it doesn't matter so much which you guys pick.
I’m your penis
I’m on fire
With gay desire
Not a fan of race mixing.
start namefagging king
The cat's face is so cute in this
Murder, murder, shoot Gangsters that I heard a
Bitch ass nigga with his nuts up
Fuckin' with the one, to the eight, to the seven, specialized in a slick ass 211
Suicidal thoughts in my brain make my nerves jump
So I go upstairs to my closet, get the sawed-off pump, and go on a one, to the eight, to the seven, specialized in a slick ass 211
Suicidal thoughts
Imma finna considering getting myself another cat. I kinda feel about my current cat not having a friend to play with
Saw a video of a 2-4 year old kid scrolling through the sharty laughing at all the different soyjaks and it all made sense
youtube.com
why do pornbrained americans treat their beautiful trad princesses like that?
i'll come to america and save a girl from a life with an american
nobody is clicking that
very asymmetrical face
not white
America already has enough Africans, stay where you are.
watching destiny!
take that back pornape
Simple Goy just couldn’t hack it. He never properly presented a positive assertion for how he intended to rule. His whole campaign was “I’m not Trudeau!” When Trudeau resigned, it was over.
giving a shit about politics
thinking you have a say in anything
lmao who invited reddit to the party
pornape
kobe's daughter is now dating a whyteboi
His genetic legacy is crashing too
His whole campaign was "I SUCK JEWISH COCK"
t. Terrone
define apprehensive
i voted liberal
only 15 more generations of breeding with white people and the resulting child might be mistaken for Sicilian
You know who has a say in politics? Elias Rodriguez(pbuh)
well, i'd like to. really, i would.
Me on my way to fuck your bitch
idk why Jason talks shit on anyone he's literally the perfect tamed goy, Bibi should have him in a dog crate next to his desk.
duke 3d is always fun
I’m not emotionally invested in the outcome. I just think it’s funny that geek blew a 30pt lead and got humiliated.
There will be consequences for this false slander against the southern italian race
t. Terrone
you'd only think it's hilarious if you genuinely thought election outcomes were based on your vote.
Prefer not to say
tell the folks at home who kitchener leslie is
Many guys spend ages shit-talking about how big their dicks are and many avoid the topic altogether. However, it is impossible to change from normal clothes to boxer shorts without...y'know. To put it simply, in the boys locker room, the truth would be laid bare.
Everyone was split into basically two categories, 70% of us who had no shame swinging that shit around and 30% who were ashamed and would only change in the two (very limited) bathroom stalls or the corner where nobody could see.
Naturally most guys took this to be a confession of the obvious and teased those people in question to no end for being the shy cowards they were. This became more and more prolonged and guys would call them out on their shit and challenge them...demanding them to disclose their stats publicly whilst a dozen of us watched or forever known to be a dicklet. Some of them actually complied and did a "grand reveal"...and the results were...let's just say...sometimes surprising. No homo, of fucking course.
H'lo Jason
remember that frog that goes hello my baby
Do Americans typically get hard ons in the locker room to compare sizes?
Yeah
What about it
oh sorry this story was from an asian guy is ganada
what do you think
Everyone who isn’t at LEAST a third generation Floridian needs to get the fuck out of this state immediately
Tell me what you think first
In detail
our economy would die without the snowbirds
The gangsta in the back, a real nigga on the track
A clip on my hip, and I shoot a busta back
As trill as you might call yourself I hope that you can back it up
Knock you on your ass when I blast
I don't give a fuck
The gangsta in the back, a real nigga on the track
A clip on my hip, and I shoot a busta back
As trill as you might call yourself I hope that you can back it up
Knock you on your ass when I blast
I don't give a fuck
Miami seems like it would be a fun place to live
I would often imitate him as a kid
I have weird memories of it. I think the frog was trying to kiss a woman or something. i remember being deeply uncomfortable while watching it. one of those weird feelings you get in your penis as kid before you are sexually aware.
maybe if you lived on Miami beach
No it wouldn’t
It's one thing to admit Lola Bunny made your dick move. It's another to say you aren't ashamed of it.
I would love to live in a world where women let me impregnate them
tfw your dick moves to bugs bunny in his crossdressing scenes
I've jerked off to way worse things than babys first furry girl
t. Terrone
a girl in my high school's parents got divorced because the dad became a furry and was beating it to bugs bunny and the mom found out
I think I just found the webm to break redditleaf's mind:
I deserve a boyfriend.
LOL
It's impossible to be a gaycel, every other thread on Anon Babble is a fag trying to hook up
how did you find all this out?
understandable, I'd divorce him too
One of my high school history teachers divorced her husband and married a woman the next year. Absolutely brutal.
those movies got worse as the writers got gayer
as a man I apologise to women
It was in our theater club in high school we were hanging out one day talking about how this other guy in our school was a furry and someone had found his deviant art account and then she voluntarily told us that for some reason
This is why I can never do threesome, the moment some girl eats her pussy better than me, it's over
Women owe me sex and money.
My friend is in a relationship with a bi girl and he let's her fuck girls on the side and she doesn't let him eat her pussy, only girls get to
I'd like to see your imitation of him
why the fuck would you accept that
Abortion is lowkey murder
Who asked
it's a holocaust
i must be getting ancient. these relationships with weird sexual conditions are so weird to me. "oh, she's only a lesbian on the weekends." motherfucker, what?! she's cheating on you! it doesn't matter if it's with another lady, she's having sex with someone who isn't you! no. i don't buy into it. it's wrong. it's not sexy, it's not cute, it's bad, wrong, and harmful.
Smoking weed.
unc
It’s not “cheating” per se if he’s permitting it. He’s a cuckold.
I was on Okinawa in '44
If this were somehow true, I'd be in awe of you
I was on Iwo Jima
I am 100 years old.
You don't have to be that old, for all I'd know you're Japanese-canadian born in '43
I'd still be impressed
Well it's not true. I'm 31 years old.
There are some videos on youtube that document okinawa from the japanese perspective that are really interesting. I don't know how much of it is poat war revisionist wank but the mentality of the japanese soldiers and okinawan civilians was wild. And some were captured, which is where the really interesting stories come from
Why would you fib ):
brought up religion and politics at the bar
did NOT bring up how jews are ontologically evil thoeverbeit
On second thought, I don't think Okinawa was even invaded by the Americans until the beginning of 1945.
I couldn't fib about such a thing for more than a few posts. I'd never seriously pose as a veteran.
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