/brit/

catberg on a mad one edish

poo smells lmao

can they overdose on catnip

no but they'll get an upset stomach if they have too much

addiction is not a joke.

wish I could feel even half as happy as that little feline cunt

this isn't the thread... I'll leave this funny picture here for later

dont want to see any poo or gore in this thread cheers
its bedtime

ger

might take some benzo with my alcohol

ktim except heroin

Sir Theodore John Kaczynski

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Catyank post the esoteric jewish occult infographs

benzos gave me a seizure when i stopped doing them lollll

evens i spend my next payslip on heroin
odds i spend it on prossies
dubs i save it like a sensible person

I want to be a NEET but I also want to have money to spend on porn and games

which benzos are they

buying porn

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you need to contribute to your pension, you mad cunt
that is, if the lefty-narcan-wielding cunt doesn't get to you

I SEE PAIN I KNOW IT HURTS ;_;

poomadol

Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet

In the sewer all alone

think i used to do about 2mg a day, did it for a few months, with a few days of 4-5mg
think i did it from like march-july 2017, so a few months of just banging it every day

i keep some narcan in my first aid kit just in case, i'm not silly

used to do research chemical benzos and drink booze when i had my mental health
there were some RCs you could get that knocked you out for literally a day
off that muck now

youtube.com/watch?v=vsuFdkS77e4
with felix lee/starboi
the 2014/2015 bladee era also introduced that whole london club scene, bala club, precious metals. where did the years go

That's some heavy shit lad
I just do 1.5mg at most once every few day, it hits hard since I'm short and skinny

cato

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Trash thinking theyre at my level

Rainworld would've easily been my favorite had it been released
I wasn't even there for it since im a zoomer

shoot your neighbour's dog with a shotgun

what is bladey test

i've heard i wasn't doing too bad
but that's the problem with drug abuse, "too much" depends on your height/weight (and lol im a short cunt as well)
but still, seized up at work, scared a bunch of people. doctor told me to tell dvla i'd seized up, didn't lol

Listen to Les Rallizes Denudes - Now Is Forever

new lad at toil seemed reticent and skittish so i went out of my way to be nice to him and try to help him adapt to the job as best i could, but he ended up quitting within 2 weeks, silly bastard, probably fresh out of NEETdom and couldn't hack it

put rat poison in your neighbours dog food

Ktim at several jobs

Is this Minecraft canon !!

??

vice.com/fr/article/yung-lean-doer-des-sad-boys/ i discovered the whole scene with this article in spring 2013. I was in high school then
youtube.com/watch?v=tSz65_ZrQ8A this released summer 2013... those were the years. this compilation, gluee, bad hash, also around that time we bought euphon and neocodion above the counter with no script, good times

thats brighton not blackpool

theres blacks in blackpool now as well?
good lord

omg love this xx

Omg can you

Imagine .

Gary eats.
Rate My TakeAway
Jack Black

All in the
Same video !!

Get it listened to.

"Judaism is hereditary criminality, religious synctetism in which faith in demons plays an important role. Those who fight against Judaism, do the lords work and fight a holy war"
- Johann Von Leers

Been listening to tripical midbooster today x

evens will result in another drink
odds will simply be the end of it all for tonight

production on smoke in my eyes is absurd

stamp on cats' legs with chunky boots

pour cement over the neighbour's cat

sorry chap
bed time for you

fart fart blow away, come again another day

I only started listening to bladee in 2019 when I was like 15 haha
Good times x

spray deodorant in your neighbour's dog's eyes

the internet music was just better back then. i'm not even on some reactionary boomer stuff but it's just how it is. 2013-2016 is untouched. it's also during that whole era soundcloud mashups and club music reinvented itself under the name uk bass and became deconstructed club today. nowadays zoomers have snow strippers,2hollis, theyre so uninspired theyre reviving indie sleaze which was the worst thing back in the day

wtf no

ignored that
the post went out one post too late or early
i also got a bag of crisps

The European Union is the new Soviet Union and it will collapse like the Soviet Union did.

kiss the cats head and pet him and kiss him goodnight

Can't forget raider klan and sgp in the 2010s
Again I wasn't here for it but the influence remains

start whipping cats with brambles

Now Death Grips, that was real music. Yes sir.

This

youtube.com/watch?v=anVEk5DcpWU this with my teenage gf in high school back then

i remember checking out blackland radio 66.6 and lil ugly mane mista thug isolation but didnt really like the other members

so what

put a cat in his carrier and hurl it off beachy head

2013-2016 is untouched.

it was already over by 2013
you zoomers are cooked

youtube.com/watch?v=RxKAo2NakYA french zoomer you have to understand what it was like to listen to this on release. same for the bleach song. there was nothing like it back then

local MP was re-elected by a margin of 269 votes out of 121,929 total votes
unbelievable

Remember when The Money Store came out back in '12?
They don't make music like that anymore.

Why dont you support the Palestinians?

not sure what to do today
might play a bit of mass effect 2 (or ass erect poo as i've been known to refer to it as)

leave a cat inside the chest freezers in iceland just before they close

i don't like muslims or jews, i'm glad they're killing each other

mousey behave

nah the mid 2010s were a musical renaissance after the dire 2000s

there's a bin in my bedroom but it's solely for wank tissues

drill holes in the cat with a black and decker combi

i agree with that, 2007-2011 was peak
but after 2013, it's never been so over for so many because of so few

might browse through cp

2007-2011

that was a dire era though

soldering iron up the cats bum

might play a bit of mass effect 2

yea, do that

Nasty mean-spirited gimmick unbecoming of either of you

Remember last week *jerks thumb towards last week* when Eurovision was on

disagree, but you're entitled to your opinion
maybe because it was uni time but it was goated

any memorable acts from your era?

Too lazy to even play video games so I just lie in bed and scroll on my phone

throw bar stools at the cat

you ever go to a party/event and it's clear someone (usually the fella) has been dragged their by the SO and has no intention of having fun at all
dunno why it's always the guy. I think women are maybe just more willing to have a good time

you ever go to a party/event

no

i remember being into (and im embarassing myself here) kings of leon, skrillex, glitch mob, and i was annoying my fucking housemates with parkway drive a lot

people should be banned from owning pets unless they have children

even mass effect?

Classic heroinlad

Women make more of an effort to fit in
Men feel fine being aloof if they don’t feel comfortable in the group. Usually some underlying reason for the guy acting like that like he doesn’t like the people there or is aware there’s some guy or guys with a thing for his missus

chop dogs feet off with an axe

the dubstep era was better than anything from the 2010s

come on mate

Emily owed Clinkwood weed money

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drunk lads

/brit/ be like

child porn LOL

like i said, uni time
24 hours of free time, enough smoke to puff, and everythings fucking great

An Israeli airstrike on Gaza hit the home of a doctor, killing nine of her 10 children while she was on duty at her hospital.

the real concern here is that brown biomass have 10 sprogs

only autist men like you
at some point you have to be able to learn basic social skills and working the room even if you don't like the people
the truth is a lot of guys are social retards and think shutting down in public because they're don't want to be there makes them look like anything else than an entitled childish prick

he raises a good point..................

you got garbage taste, don't shit on dubstep when you're posting ladee

nonce posting was ok when it was subtle but since the shift to a more overt format it has lost its charm

they should be neutered. Jews too

tape a cat to the lamp post

hey that's my thread

you've just proved his point tbf

youre bald

sweet from gta san andreas is such a fucking twat
an ungrateful, vindictive twat, and a negro to boot

She thought if she did as he told her she wouldn't be hurt

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yeah well you raised a good point ok!

that all you got, salope?

yeah i think i'm just about done with /brit/
have fun spamming to an empty room you worthless cunts

it was the post-recession wave of optimism that came out at that time
the kids won't remember it, but it was like "yeah, we'll be alright", until ~2014

bald and of small stature, also known as manletism

witnessing spamming/flooding itt
janny, if you would

mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn

done with it all me.

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he's done you your taste is crap

fuck off you cunt

We got y-dna and mtdna markers from the recent study on remains found in the tomb of the Argead dynasty. They're germanics/celts. Total nordicist and Varg vindication.

Here's the link to the research paper if anyone is interested

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0305440325000834?via=ihub

New scientific evidence for the history and occupants of tomb I (“Tomb of Persephone”) in the Great Tumulus at Vergina

sanding a cats nose down with a belt sander

yea, still could beat you

fuck up millenial runt
your pants are too tight

Varg's daughter got blacked

i've got memories of 1066 ringing in my head
this french invasion

Zoomers are a negrified generation.

just fuck off, wigger

TEEEEEEEMPZ

I feel the generational trauma

My body count is 0

corrr lovely bit of rain, strawberries will love this

whiter than you'll ever be
you're a bald midget narbonnoide doing manual labor in southern france. utter parasite on the tit of the parisian economic hub

sardine girl summer? bitch how about you shower instead

watching full metal jacket
reckon the uk should go to war with some place with fit birds
get a little runt like me in boot camp
ship me out to a far-flung place so i can fucky fucky the local whores

Mighy gave a fuckifn wank

and still you're a bitch of a man with no taste haha
just fuck off

are women are already the hottest
everyone else are wogs

Take pride in your appearance. Get a haircut and trim your bits. Minimalist, timeless, and quality clothing wins. Remove the big labels, stop dressing like a child and build that capsule wardrobe. There are easy wins out there that allow you to gain some inner confidence. Look good, feel good.

mindbroken runt go play the oblivion remaster on your gaming pc slave

Over 50% of the world’s borders today were drawn as a result of British and French imperialism

bombaclart

utter parasite on the tit of the parisian economic hub

Paris has been a cancer killing France for decades

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Reckon I could pay a little gay bloke £100 quid to buy a capsule wardrobe for me?

fizzy grapefruit tangerine lemon peach limeade

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You lads ever try your chances on the apps with a massive girl who is objectively less attractive than you are because your willard demands it, only for her to ghost you or remove you? Grim grim grim, confidence killed

joke's on you!
i've been playing rdr2 on my PS5!

white women are the hottest

i'm planning military action in china, maybe india (long time cumming lol)

We were always meant to be friends
Europe should be ruled by an Anglo-French empire

can feel the 4th poo coming on

this is your world today

Business idea: British Republican National Socialist Labour Party.

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good lad good lad x

oh my days timmy
best you can do

it's mostly borders in africa and asia not europe

of all the places
and all the races
it's croydon faces

why is it not possible to report can evasion anymore

eww no

what's can evasion?

ban evasion I mean

you vill listen to future days

you dun fucked it now

mate, im looking to get on the hingetoil
purely looking for the one

TIMMY! WHY YOU NOT AT WAK?

I heard we're rejoining the EU lads, the Italian girls are waiting for us

Dingle and Amy

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dont bother with the ugly bints they have the most inflated ego from lads like you chasing after them
if you're a medium to below average lad you'll have more chances going after conventionally good looking girls. outside of course, tinder and co are just made to mindbreak you

What’s wrong with his face?

this is great stuff mate, good use of your saturday night

probably to avoid reporting people on passes being too much work to deal with for jannies

Nothing
His dad is St Kittian and his mum is Irish

got the frog gf asmr on

Nah.

miLLIoNs of PeOpLe SufFEr EvErY yeAR jIM

which one?

She thought she was meeting Darren, then the mask came off

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Right lads, got the BIG cans. Spanish girl had to shout over to the Spanish lad in Spanish to open up the alcohol section since it closes at 10 in Ireland

Got the BIG chips which I scranned

And of course, I started having the cans while having a shower because I'm that kind of lad

Yeah that's why you should never do it, always aim for the best because;

1) it hurts your pride less when a good looking girl rejects you compared to a munter
2) you'll be more motivated to try harder
3) there isn't actually much difference in standards with women these days, a 2/10 girl expects the same sort of man as an 8/10 girl

um

of course you're into asmr too hahahahahaha
you're a lost case

Banter isn't real. it's just an excuse to be mean and hurt peoples feelings

alwaysslightlysleepy

you are mad haha lol

OK you fat alcy prick we get it

cans wanker loves his cans

I miss the Netherlands
Utrecht's such a beautiful city, its all shite here by comparison

any /shadow of his former self/ man in

I agree. You're lucky because banter doesn't exist in the US

Why do Americans post in /brit/? You're not wanted here, plus it's unpatriotic.

Ireland makes lots of chilling slow burn atmospheric horror movies

older balder fatter

he should try can evasion LOL

You're wrong. American posters are the glue that keeps /brit/ together

bell debt gap
or
gabbled pelt
or
tall ex gyp
or
gel ply tax

take the cardio pill

Oi'm a little leprechaun fella

name two

I tried... in the end. I did.

mad when yanks try to talk like real brits innit, gets me fuming

waahey

I used to do 2-3 10k runs a week

no mate
fucking thriving, growing, becoming always better than yesterday

The one where the English guy and his girlfriend go driving in the Irish countryside and they get lost in a weird maze.
The one where they're in a house that's haunted by fairies or whatever.

This image raises all kinds of questions and stirs all kinds of emotions

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I am glue

get insomnia for about a week after I drink, doesn't even have to be loads either. wish brainberg would let me enjoy some cans

go back to that lad
or cycling or swimming
cardio is the key to eternal youth and also being lean which is the only thing that matters

I still have no idea what spaino gets out of spamming interracial porn feating growing black men and White girls who look like their underage

the extreme opposite of hover hand

AYeee

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I lift weights 3 times a week
Trying to get big and strong

*coof coof*
cried like a bitch, i did

Questions such as "why do you keep doing this", "do you need a wellness check" and "should I contact the authorities"

Was about to post my girthy 7.5 inch bwc but i dont think ill share it with the lads. Little bit gay. Really is a sight to behold though

you've been done

match of the day

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it's satire you see
he's a comedy genius
he informed us of this yesterday
we're just not clever enough to get it :(

You know her name? Looks like it says "Andresen"

Even paranoid schizophrenics have girlfriends

any fairly wanked man in?
this will be the last drink so i can do an incelwalk sometime sunday morning-afternoon

well, alcohol messes with your brain chemistry
that's just how it is

Good I need some dark tales

oooh sweet jesus it gon hurt ooooh

I'm not asking why he does it
I'm asking what he specifically enjoys about it to the poiint he regularly has to get new passes and vpns to keep it up

weird cuckold fetishist freak who accuses others of having an outgroup preference

2 bokkles of cider and 3 tins of kronnenbourg so far

Went and fell in love with a European girl lads
Not a good idea

What kind of cans should i get lads?
I want to be a canslad as well

it feeds his delusion that he's the new chris morris apparently

mate youre just sending her money on onlyfans, pipe down

yea me

ill give you a can of whoop ass

wild cherry pepsi

that you fairly wanked then, aye?
ok, that's alright, you reckon you'll see 1100 well?
aye man

pbr tall boy

Get on the voodoo rangers

nah not wanked yet, will probably have 3 or 4 more tins then call it a night

awful stuff

fuck that IPA shit kys

get on the bud light cody

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
get it down ya lad

Er, well,
anything Irish, lad
or European
Or fuck it and get budweiser and be a yokel

That actually makes more sense since he did regenerate one for tonight after I poitnted out it had 5 fingers and a thumb last night

take it to britpol charlie

guts were churning so sat down on the bog expecting a vile torrent of poo but only mustered a series of farts

NEW

hate when that happens

he says that its just an epic troll, but refuses to elaborate why he would spend hours on hours doing the same thing each day for almost no reaction

sir paki pizza

Not using that early thread

early and stupid

*sigh*