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Stars and stripes edition

watchin destiny

I love dogberg so much

first they took my kids from me

Destin watchiny

your dog is jewish?

can we stop with the brit terminology

wish the colonial and injun ladies would share their sandwiches.

En Aych Aych

*Hugs* time for bed

i`ve been hearing about air taxis for years now

They're gonna have homeless breaking in to sleep there or pilots who don't speak English and will crash

Wave 1 on kino der untoten kek

But seriously imagine a world with no black people

i wanna see zeppelins exploding over LA

Rock music wouldn't exist, not worth it

No peanut butter? Yikes, no thanks.

reminder:

start exercising if you dont already
even if its only 30 seconds of jumping jacks today
its fun to get moving!

if you're drunk its even easier to exercise
just push your body! there's nothing telling you no

I've actually been to that colessium, as a kid in the 80s. I remember being surprised that the sidewalk was so dirty it was almost black. I'm for Pasadena, I grew up blocks from the Wrigley mansion and was used to opulence. Seeing such squalor was a shock

yes it would, blacks did NOT invent rock

business idea: cheese with popcorn

It’s for fags. Rock musicians dress like women

Id rather get rid of beaners, there's FAAAAAR more of them and they're doing more to ruin this once great nation

Correct, they invented ragtime and blues, which lead to rock

they didn't invent those either

They did invent rock, the first rock and roll musicians were black

my credit score is only 740 :(

No idea what mine is

mine is 100

You're not the Scottish nursery rhymes psych are you?

idk what my credit score is but the lady at the bank was super impressed when i got my mortgage, it must've been good because i got an insanely low rate

i'm enjoying it so far.

I haven't fully paid off my credit card bill in more than a year because my mom was getting mad at how high my bills are and I've been afraid to pay the full thing because she'll see it

My credit score has been in the shitter since I took out that loan to buy e scooters and fuck prostitutes

I love to see white and asian women kissing

Just take a quick hop over to the Experian website theylwe tell you in like 10 seconds

Big fan of porn

taking out a loan ever instantly brands you as 70iq

that's why you're the super smart incel?

Some people take out loans to go on vacation

Name 5

I've been isolated so long a girl could offer me sex point blank and i wouldn't even want it
the idea of touching another person is disgusting, even though i still want it

God those native girls are so hot

good deal lad you're a normie now
PLEASE crash during the olympics. I must have this.

iktfb

I'm so lonely it's unreal

I've been afraid to pay the full thing because she'll see it

Idgi why are you afraid she'll see it? Wouldn't her seeing it be a good thing

Redditors know everything

what the fuck are you talking about

Wouldn't you be happier working towards not being lonely?

i lost my virginity to a prozzie and honestly the only way i'd ever have sex again is if i paid for it

bip bap bam, alakazam, something something the double dutch man, come on, get on, my double dutch bus!

This artist is great

I grew up in small town Saskatchewan. I didn't see one in person until I went to highschool in a larger city. It was nice. The... diversity, of highschool, was not as nice.

if a girl offered me sex point blank i would have sex with her

Me too. Her name was Coco, and she was probably twice my age, but she let me do whatever I wanted

good thing she won't

I want that but I also don't. When someone tries to get to know me like at work i shut down get depressive, angry, and weird.

what if a girl offered you sex grosse pointe blank

You don’t have the nerve

Bearded lesbian saints?.....

Omg not him but me too. Why are we like this?

my room is disgusting

i fuck her the very next gros morne

that's like real catholic iconography but for the presentation of the faces, I from here

Mine was an old brazilian woman. She was completely disgusting, had a belly piercing, and i barely even moved during the sex. I came like a tiny bit. Afterwards she tried to comfort me but i was unresponsive and left immediately trying to avoid her eye contact
Afterwards I mostly just felt like killing myself

Afraid of making yourself vulnerable so you react like a cornered bunny?

Do you ever see images of yourself and think you would probably lock your car doors if you saw yourself irl?

start making shit up when people ask you about yourself. you need to be liemaxxing.

i would ask for her phone and agree on a time and place

lmao you fucking nerds smdh

though by old i mean like 30-40, not super old that would be gross

Clean it.

I am extremely unintimidating

I've been hurt more than most people by literally everyone I've ever loved, I'm damaged goods at this point and a healthy relationship of any kind just isn't in the cards.

ayo waymint...

Fuck off normgroid

You’d probably convince yourself that she has aids and cop out

HISPANICED.com

lmao bruh glad you freaks exist

maybe, it would depends on first impressions, if she looks trashy i might not

Why aren't you on Normiebook or some shit

Being awkward really is a curse. I wish I was graceful

I don't think I've ever seen your flag before in my life

I was pondering the other day how many troons would immediately become single mothers if they magically turned into women

i hate panhandlers so much

I once laughed at Dr. Venture losing his virginity at 24...until I lost mine at the same age. At least it wasn't to a prostitute.
youtube.com/watch?v=nvoduUV9u0M

mine was a black whore that didn't tell me she was pregnant. it was barely showing, but it was showing. i could not get hard inside her, as i was disgusted.
not at her belly or pregnancy, but at her, and at myself. she blew me with a condom
worst 200 dollars i ever spent

isn't becoming a single mother at 21 a bad idea?

why aren't you on wizardchan or something, faggot?

i got some change for you bud *pulls a hot turd out of my ass*

Maybe, I look nerdy but also apparently look like a serial killer/school shooter
like i'm scary in a quiet intense kind of way
People often apologize to me when i pass by them cause i look so angry and intense

well, she's black, so

200 dollars

Nigger just jerk off

I went to a furcon once and saw a lot of nerdy skinny guys with long hair and it made me think twice about myself.

I've been here since 2008
I'm not going anywhere

My sister says I look like Jeffrey Dahmer

Who’s on first what’s on second and I don’t know is on third

I went to a furcon once

good international disabled morning to all americans i hope your friday night is good

I'm at work till 12 30 And it's only 10:38

there's a con on tomorrow and I wanted to go under the pretense of finding a comic that's better than Bone by Jeff Smith. But really it's for middle class cosplayers, I can just find sth online. Though I probably never will. Also, i fucking hate cosplay! And anime!

You're like a real life undergound man lol
Honestly that sound disgusting, but so was the girl i had sex with so i can't judge you. For me it was like the ultimate confirmation that i'm an unlovable worrthless waste of space who will never experience love
I was about to join the military so i wanted to lose my viriginity. I ended up backing out though so in hindsight it was a waste of money

Same.

whats ur fuckin promblem wif anime m8

One time this woman said point blank to me “you’re making me feel uncomfortable”

wish i was rich

Good evening, I wish I had a gf

man it must suck being an ugly freak. I'd go to parties and girls would voluntarily rub their asses and tits on me, was pretty nice I gotta say

There's nothing wrong with being a furry. I'm not even a furry. I don't have a fursona. I don't have accounts anywhere. But I do have a bookmark to the random page of e621.

The one I went to had a techno rave. The venue hosts bands sometimes so they had a decent PA system already in place.

youtube.com/watch?v=TxZKKNKyR10
The character on the projectors was controlled in real time by a guy in a VR headset backstage.

I also hate Japanese video games
though I like samurai movies, they're very well thought out

what the fuck was her problem

Nigga think he's John

I also hate Japanese video games

why are you racists against Japaneses?

I pirated elden ring

Never seen Lord of the rings or Star Wars. Don’t care to

the chinks are illiberal
eastern europeans are also illiberal, which is why the games around here tend to be shit

futa cock

IYou're probably a boring cocksucker

yeah?

You’re probably queer

ummm guys I think we need to invade Paris for this insult...

american youtubers

that's how mericans under 40 look like with beards

It gets to a point anon...
Meh. I have never felt that way. I'm just clinically depressed and addicted to food. I'm obese. I have been losing weight recently though, but it may take a few years if I continue this regiment to stop being a fat fuck.
It's my only impediment, the fact that I'm fat. Made me not want to seek relationships as I felt bad about myself. Once I reach a "normal" weight, not skinny or thin, just average, I'll try to get a 6/10 girl and be content.

if i had a job i would eat cheese with ham and whisky

The best part of the Star Wars prequels is when Anakin comes back from finding his dead mom and he's like "I KILLED THEM ALL I SLAUGHTERED THEM ALL LIKE AAAAAHHHNIMALS EVEN THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN" and the princess who had been grooming him since he was a child slave is like "Aw Ani, come fuck me :3" lmaooooo

that's not the best part, also she wasn't grooming him that's stupid

That's Quebecian

They met when he was 8 and she was already a teenager

Sand "people" are not real people
He was also right to kill the younglings later on. It was a strategic political move, which made complete sense. By killing them he crippled the jedi order and eradicated his future enemies
Youve been reading way too much jedi propaganda

Sorry it was the funniest part besides the jewish slaver also she was definitely grooming him

They met when he was 8 and she was already a teenager

completely irrelevant

I'm skinny and look pretty fit. She was bigger than me. My issues are more emotional. I can't connect or feel anything for people naturally

Meesa Jar Jar!

the jewish slaver was funny but he said best part not funniest

jar jar kinda hot ngl

get the goon rod, beat it

Star Wars is gay

*Grabs yours* ok now what am I supposed to do

i rewatch the speeder chase, pod race, throne room duel a lot.

kinda sad looking at people who have hope

Time to get into religion

protip: if you can't eat a bacon cheeseburger, you are NOT an American

Time to get into gooning

So if a teenage boy hooked up with an 8 year old girl it wouldn't be grooming

Darth maul vs mace windu would have been fire

im just doom scrolling through linkedin, looking at people's profiles

this is GENOCIDE! The DELIBERATE DESTRUCTION OF ALL LIFE ON ARRAKIS!

Comparison is the thief of joy. Everyone's road is different

Ordered Uber Jeets again award.

Hahahahaha ok that's a good one hahahaha

Time to get into Buddhism . All suffering stems from desire. Buddhism teaches you to let go of attachment and desire, freeing you through the 8fold gate

so if [Strawman]...

umm yeah ok my guy

im not comparing myself rather casting a pitiful look at everyone who's trying to get jobs knowing it's all going to end one day

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn-iy8HOuZo&pp=ygUPVWJlciBqZWV0cyBzb25n0gcJCY0JAYcqIYzv

no thanks, sounds fake and gay

You're living in the future instead of the present

good thought. wish i had figured it out sooner.

I've always been a Buddhist more than a Christian, and an Anglo more than a Slovene, due to some early influences

Alright. Continue to suffer, then.

This is cope from people who could not get the sex and other things. Like a petulant child

actually I don't want it at all! I don't need it!

DIXIT will be handling my food tonight :)

I'll be confessing my sins tomorrow, for the first time in my adult life. It's been more than 15 years.
I'm quite nervous. I'm returning to the church.

do you live in jeetland or something

that's incredibly retarded

You figured it out at the right time. everything else before was building up to help you figure that out at that moment. Nothing in the universe goes to waste

gonna touch my penis in a minute. that is to say sexually. goon style.

that's a good driver, 100% satisfaction? you should suck his dix

It makes sense in a pragmatic way. And I'm a Christian.

You're a delusional slav who spends too much time on the English language internet and who has deluded himself into thinking he's something he's not.

You're no different from the ken-sama type weebs. You have a funny accent and aren't culturally Anglo. You're not a Buddhist . You're a slave. YWNBAOAB

futa cock

Jesus is the Maitreya
Buddha basically found salvation by following Jesus example before Jesus. You can intuit this stuff if you're honest enough in your seeking. My opinion at least.

That's a childs take. It has nothing to do with sex Guatama was a prince whocouldve had sex with thousands of women if he wanted

you have no idea who I am

he's heard worse than whatever you're coming in with. the relief you'll feel is immense. it's kind of like going to the doctor. you don't have to give details either, sin's a sin. he'll get the picture. good luck, and God bless you.

t. Fool

I should also mention Jesus isn't SIMPLY the Maitreya, he's also God in the flesh, which is why his sacrifice can atone for sins but Buddha's sacrifice would not

just made a new instagram account since the old one was like linked to my real life shit, i think i used the same email from facebook or something

not always. for example, i have a penchant for a great job that gives me true joy. the added benefit is of course money. is that desire futile? no.

I know enough.

following Jesus example before Jesus

If he did it first, then Jesus was following him stupid

don't recall asking for any of this information

see

Buddha did it first as a human, but Jesus obviously is infinite as God.

Sounds like a cope desu

yet now you know

have a penchant for a great job that gives me true joy

That's... Not how the word penchant is used
Not him but
First of all that's not how the word penchant is used. Second of all a desire being futile has nothing to do with it

What's the cope?

christianity is entirely alien to me, the first time I stepped in a church was at 24. And before the age of 30 I knew nothing of Slovenian folk music or the Serbocroatian language.

he isn't aware the righteous great men of history like Julius Caesar and Alexander are in heaven

I’m done gooning forever

trinity nonsense

Christianity is so stupid with this shit. Jesus said many times that he wasn't god. All this convoluted mental gymnastics detracts from Christianity's beautiful message.

gooning forever is never done

sorry im drunk

Trying to shoehorn things into your paradigm basically like this guy here

Maybe not for the Buddha himself, but i'd say there's a fair amount of people who hide behind the cope of detaching from desire because they couldn't satisfy the desire in the first place
As for Buddha himself, he just freaked out when he saw death for the first time cause he was sheltered. There isn't anything deeper to it . he started punishing himself, living super ascetic, as a cope. Then realized this was overly self destructive and so came up with the "middle way"

No

Jesus said many times that he wasn't god

Demonstrably false.

Jesus never says he isn't God, he does however identify himself with the I AM in John 8:58

Goon not forever
youtube.com/watch?v=6ApvdR4qv-Y

But how am I wrong?

I've never understood the quote "I am that I am". What kind of grammar is that?

how the fuck would any of you actually know what Jesus did or didn't say

what a RETARDED argument

One time I got a white woman Uber Eats driver. Never had a white guy thoug.

Not gonna debate you, you've been gpt:d
Jesus often refers to God as "Father," suggesting a distinct relationship.
Jesus states that the Father is greater (John 14:28).
Jesus acknowledges human limitations, which is interpreted as evidence against his omniscience and, therefore, against him being God.
Jesus portrays himself as a servant of God, highlighting his submission to the Father's

Names in that time period had meaning, that's why God changes people's names all the time in Genesis
"I am" basically is like saying "that's pretty much all I can say". Ineffable
I think there's more to it than that

jesus isnt real

I am paramount therefore other see that I am

Jesus acknowledges human limitations, which is interpreted as evidence against his omniscience and, therefore, against him being God.

retard

He is the Beginning and the End, the Logos.

Neither is money, but here we are arriving for it nonetheless

did you fuck her good?

These are all explained by our doctrine of the Trinity though
I think the failure in your perspective is it doesn't account with Jesus identifying himself with the I AM

Not saying the Trinity isn't a difficult concept to understand, but this is one of our earliest arguments we had and concepts we developed. It's pretty well defined

niggas debating over a fictional story

*others
but of course He wasn't, I mean, are you insane??!

Imagine being Yawheh and getting to ram your god like penis up some random tight virgin middle eastern girl
Bros...

You can't even imagine being a regular person and doing that lol

I'm never getting off this island

Fr fr
You wanna hear real psychosis? Ask a religious person to explain the Trinity, like it's a real thing and not just something made up by old men at the Council of Nicaea or some shit.

Is he saying "My name is: I am."?
I don't understand the use of the word 'that' in "I am that I am".

Is he saying something like "I exist therefore I am"? (I assume not)

love these things

Getting samefag vibes

niggas debating whether or not their favourite anime character is a tranny

My armpits smell terrible

ACKSHUALLY, that was clearly an imitation of Zeus' rape of Europe due to the century and a half that the Jews spent under Hellenic rule!

God birthed himself to have himself killed as a sacrifice for himself . What a strange kike

the bible is full of plot holes

Looks good. I like Twizzlers

Greek influence on the New Testament can't be overstated. The Septuagint saw a lot of Greek themes enter theix

This is actually pretty good, it's about 95% as good as Kraft Dinner

I tried to listen to E Michael Jones again, and what I got from the first half hour of this podcast was that "being white" is not good enough, because it doesn't have a metaphisical backing, and the trinity is a metaphysical backing. Apparently it's an answer to whether god exists in reality or not.

culturewars.com/videos/our-interesting-times-e-michael-jones-on-pope-leo-xiv-and-american-identity

due to the century and a half that the Jews spent under Hellenic rule!

Hellenism was the only redeeming influence over the bible. Ecclesiastes was super influenced by Hellenism and is by far the best book because it's just some random dudes musings about how life is dogshit

it also features a thorough cleansing of the Amalekites living around modern Gaza by God's chosen

Consider the famous hymn

Who was and is and is to come

That's basically what it means. "I am and always will be"

That's because it's not a single book. It's a collection of a bunch of different books written over thousands of years by people in vastly different circumstances and locales

My favorite part is how it ends with saying how you should worship God because life is meaningless otherwise

Yeah ok, I can get what the phrase means, but I don't get the choice to use such grammar.

for me its crazy frog
youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

“For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the Civil Rights Act.”

Ecclesiastes was written around the 800s bc, Hellenism didn't exist yet

i like watchin body cam videos but sometimes i find myself screaming the gamer word at my TV really loudly over and over

I personally prefer A.C. Clarke where he says we should rule over the stars

for me? its live pd

Yeah that was pure cope, just trying to convince himself but the rest of the book doesn't fit with it
Probably inserted in, maybe not even by the author of the rest

Søren Kierkegaard said the same thing

do u have tourettes

yeah I miss it too, so comfy. used to have watch party threads on Anon Babble before that board turned into a completely leftoid cesspool.

The intorducootry portion of the book suggested it was influenced by Hellenism via the occupation of Judea by Persia. And that hellenistic philsophy spread through this occupation

But it fits perfectly in it. That's the result of his search for meaning. You don't find meaning in the world, you find it in the transcendental

no of course not

Greece was just emerging from the Mycenaean age in the 800s bc. Depending on the year, they didn't even have written language

You don't find meaning in the world, you find it in the transcendental

Right, that's the cope after realizing that our phsyical existence is centered around trivialities which will not last beyond our lifetime--dust to dust that never lasts; all our works crumble away. So you reach for an imagined solution of something which doesn't crumble, doesn't dissolve, doesn't age or disappear. A phantasm

that's a shame it would have been more fun if you did

but I don't get the choice to use such grammar

That's because the original was written in hebrew and unfortunately, there's no perfect translation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_that_I_Am

thinking of going to japan to find a wife

Cyrus was in the mid 500's BC, which was 2 generations before the Greeks began to dominate the East Med through mercs

Idk, that was just what the introduction in my bible said. It said it was written in like 300 B.C, not 800

All great works of art throughout human history have been inspired by man's love for women. To reject women is to reject ones own mother and mother nature herself...

Meaning isnt imagined though, it's real. consider mathematics. Does 2+2=4 even if humans never figured it out? Or did humans invent mathematics? Math is objective meaning that transcends material.

ayyyy it's you

idk i'm alone in my house so the experience is really the same for me either way

Agreed

can we do a late night selfies of cum

ok i'll post one in the next thread, it's too late for this thread

Shakespeare's pretty gay DESU, there's mostly man on man action there

it sure is

Math is objective meaning that transcends material.

How does it transcend the material? We could only ever have a concept of a number with the image of a discrete object (i.e some kind of material). It does not transcend the material world but depends on it
If no things existed, mathematics would not exist. There can only be the concept of "one" and "two" if there are things which we can ascribe oneness and twoness onto

Lady offices are either extremely cute or bulldykes

just dont do it if you're a man

NEW

You're putting the cart before the horse
What comes first, the house or the measurements?

Turns out I had book marked that wikipedia page.

I am who I am

I am what I am

I will be whatever I will be

These make sense.
Whatever jackass inserted the word 'that' in to the phrase....

lesbian cops are gonna be a worst nightmare situation. better hope you're wearing a bulletproof vest if you ever catch the eye of a bulldyke female cop, there's a 100% chance you're getting shot.