Editioné travaile!
/brit/
Hey purple thing
bon voyage travail!
the thing about crazy women is that they get really pissed off if you tell them they're crazy (especially if you use the word "justerical)) and accuse you of sexism and gaslighting and other psychologicall abuse
justerical
*hysterical
even paranoid schizos have loving gfs
jigga who ? jigga what?
vanilla coke
6-piece mcnugget
double cheeseburger
mcchicken
all down the gullet
Oi love, show us ye minge. Go on then
peng
that's barely anything you melt
How many portions of chips
i’m faustian
It was unfair that Rudolph was commonly known as 'Alien'
more like fat Asian lol
i feel sympathy in my heart for fat people, its like when i see a homeless person. really the government needs to step in and put them in rehabilitation for a few months.
i'm not really fat, it was a deal on the mcdonalds app for $12 which is a bargain so i went and got it
this
I genuinely am a good person with love in my heart for humanity, even the evil scumbags. i feel for bad for them, imagine having to be an evil scumbag everyday.
Food is peng though
When I buy a box of chocolates or biscuits, I'll eat the lot in one go
regardless my statement stands
the australian /brit/ community is a pale of what it once was
what about unrepentant nonces? the kind you see on a current affair like dennis ferguson
pass me dem binoculars nicca
errr
you've got tim
mikey the pikey
jimbob
asked for dimmies at the servo and the stupid fucking jeet working there gave me potato fritters
usually there's a nice white guy working there, HE never fucks up my orders
They’re horrible and should be imprisoned for sure. Regardless, they’re still humans
Sick of them
the hell are dimmies?
How can it be that 30% of the population is grossly obese and yet “eating disorder” means someone who doesn’t eat enough? the real eating disorder havers are all the fucking fatties who we as a society don’t have the moral courage to put in fat people rehabilitation camps where they are fed precisely 2000 calories each day no more no less for 6 months and then released. the newly skinny people would thank us afterwards
just because they're human doesn't mean you owe them any respect
dog food i think
this nigga never seen mr. inbetween
it's short for dim sims, which is a little dumpling full of pork and cabbage, absolutely lush with some soy sauce
gwon show us your tits!
Australia is so chinkified
all humans are created in the imago dei. if the mona lisa was destroyed, the ruined canvas would still be that touched by davinci.
forren muck
she owed drug money
when you niggas order fish and chips they put CURRY on it nigga go to hell
yes we were until recently when we got a massive influx of indians, now every where is currymuncher central
have a nice life have a nice death
all humans are created in the imago dei
maybe that should tell you about that "dei"
isn't australia a white country?
any gay man in
sad
i remember the nineties when australia was still overwhelmingly white
she’s so hot id also shag the green one and the yellow one
boy oh boy racism hour who’s ready to hear the same 7 jokes you’ve heard since 2014
since 2014
that when your family moved there?
She thought it was Darren... then he took the mask off
Might start reading books instead of using internet
yea me
licking willies, love it!
what the actual derp
was quasi-stalking this girl once and i just so happened to run into her mum and had like a 20-minute conversation with her (i didn't mention her daughter0/)
sneaky
Knew it as soon as you hated on America that you were a poof
/brit/ is dying at my memes bro
lowkey want to try sex with a woman some day
i hate on america for valid reasons but i never did it here, stupid yank
build it and dey will cum
Lick my tip Pierre you little fruitcake
*goes for the lick but stops*
... wait, where's the foreskin? i'm not licking that dry excuse for a tip!
If Brits call your butt your bum, does that mean your buttocks is called your bumocks?
Sabine Baring-Gould sex arse
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best rendition
the needful that needed done wasn't done
butt and poop are some of the most egregious grating yank words in existence
genuinely loathe them
OH MY GOD cody, my hubby just passed out on the lawrrrn
lego lego bout a week ago skrrr
Thanks for trying to help but I am the meme lord in this thread and there can only be one and that's Jesus Christ our Lord amen.
not listening to this
don't care for the soviets despite their musical prowess
Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh
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But it's sovlful and trvd
just seen the best film of ever time youtube.com
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
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Bit like France once I get my hands on the launch codes ahahaha lol just kidding I really took that comment to heart and you know what fair play
then to the march of the motherland, i will answer le chant du départ
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big day of skyrim and boozing ahead
might watch a bit of the cricket too
Wow, sounds like you've got a tall order of things planned! Would you like some assistance with perhaps creating a better blog post, or better yet. A meme? Monsieur.
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I got sweets
Brit is so slow...
What's going here?
it's 6am you child molestor
Ok.
I just decided to hit him with the /brit/GPT.
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got some place for nostalgia crying?
can't think of skyrim without think of those days
i was there, that 11/11/11 day
big day of skyrim and boozing ahead
literally heaven
pete doherty had such a little squishy baby face didn't he
well not little really more like a big squishy baby face
anyway
Beta I am.
mad how minecraft and skyrim released on the same day
Russian anthro.
American.
minecraft had different dates, doesn't count
wish i could read while boozing
he just had a big round head and big moonie eyes he looks like a tim burton character
For me it’s Oblivion Remastered.
audiobooks perhaps?
even sober i can't take anything from audiobooks
60% Egyptian - 40% European
Time to change?
is this the state of the world after world war 5
85% Irish 15% English.
shahar
girl in the thread girl in the tread
Damn.
according to Reddit if I wear an eye patch I’ll be able to read just fine if drunk
apparently alcohol stops both eyes working together or something
blog on deegz
yhaha yeah
had a diaper change zinger lined up but the thread moved too fast
fizzy raspberry grapefruit lavender limeade
can the next one have a little umbrella straw please
maybe but it will have to be the fourth image after this one
no, i want it sooner than that.
whys there so many muslims in england? dont they do terrorist acts on the public? why risk it at all. u lot are nuts for doing it to yourselves
we never had a say in the matter lad!
have on good information that they’re all doctors and engineers, also have you tried their food? it’s delicious!!!
they will put up with anything wont they
clabber gel
or
ball beg rec
or
grey wall
or
ally grew
Expalin this brit bros !
I can not accomplish this for you
hmmmm, not quite true you little weasel. I dont like england much anyway so I dont really care but going through list of terrorist incidents in europe on wikipedia is quite disturbing, especially when you consider how many people are caught whie in the planning stages.
get the coffee flowing NOW
Karl would never say tha...w-would he?
fuck off you little freak
Good morning I hate women
She shits delicious shits.
Y-yes chef!!
dont you have tribal crystal meth unga bungas in your parliament lmfao
sneed
elbows have gone brown from leaning on them too much
i’m a little freak x
nearly 7am
time for a bussygasm
filtering all foreign flags now, never found a single post from them funny. they're always like "in my language we say this, do you say this in your cunt xD"
used to spend so much time leaning on my elbows in my old job it started to affect the blood flow to my fingers
I'm keeping palau and sint maarten off the list
Bit racist innit? No need for that sort of carry on. I like Maori people.
My pin number is 5620
are you sure it was a circulation issue? I've experienced some numbness and tingling and little electric zaps in my fingers before while leaning on my elbows and I figured it was to do with nerves being pinched
or maybe it's both
even me?
I heard they abuse their children and are a general nuisance to society and sell drugs on motorcycles all day. Obese tattooed freaks you have to pretend to take seriously, and you're even starting to call your own country "Aotearoa" now. Its easy to make fun of England everybody does but dont throw stones when you live in a glass house.
looking for a good vid to poo to
So theres these blokes right, little muslim fellas they call them right...
don't give a shit about that what's the long number and security
Just doing some light reading lads.
I most certainly won't give you that information, horrid little man
you have fantasies in your brain mate. Best not to be so opinionated about things you are ignorant on.
aotearoa
rugged individual
Do we need 'em?
stupid bastard
At least we dont have weird tattooed brown woman tribal dance offs in parliament
you're making it sound quite good actually
There's a nerve running along the underside of your forearm and up through the elbow called the Cubital Nerve.
Just like carpal tunnel syndrome, which you likely have heard of, there's also cubital tunnel syndrome which affects the cubital nerve. It manifests as numbness along the bottom edge of your hand, your pinky finger and ring finger.
That said, loss of blood flow to the fingers is also its own thing and is the main symptom of Raynaud's Phenomenon. It's more to do with circulation and temperature, whereas cubital tunnel is due to compression of the nerve.
t. knower
he's still seething
do you have a personality disorder?
again, best to keep your gob shut when you are ignorant on things. I'd actually be happy to talk about this stuff and give context if you change your tone
yes the nerve situation sounds like what I was beginning to experience thanks for the info
Wonder if Britain will ever invade Ireland again
try to be normal for once
Used to be this older lad at school that would make me wank him off in the toilets
I fell in love with mine after a while
stockholm syndrome init
Poo
you don't have what it takes
thats the kiwi rattled then
Põõ
isn't this the current debate topic in NZ parliment?
I’d like to imagine Emma Watson has a closet full of awful bollock-busting gizmos and gadgets just waiting to be used on some unlucky (or perhaps very lucky) lad’s dangly bits.
my youtube algorithm is in a right sorry state
pages and pages of shite I don't want to watch
sir ice spice
canonically can rorke self-suck? any loremasters in?
ah yes, the classic episode of tom & jerry ending their bloody lives
good post
tucking a free in to to a 90s-tier decoration, or as australians should call it "roast chook*
wearing the chasing fireflies body spray
very musky
couldn't have that these days
due to the woke
Got the 'p on
doing a woke poo
um
in the space of an hour two dreadful events have befallen me and what I've done to deserve either is beyond understanding
the first? need a wank but couldn't finish the job and then I needed a sneeze but couldn't get it out
it's so over
Can't remember
poo
rorke dashing to the co op to browse the reduced section before anyone else gets a look in
who do you stand with?
havard or israel?
who cares
Japan
Explain this brit bros !
HE WOMBY?
when newfags ask you about the mousey years
umposting is so unfunny
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he's up there in the legends
probably the last one as the thread slowly withers and dies
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Tobes is 2nd to none, the goat of /brit/
I am the only one here promoting british culture
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
having an old fashioned poo
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
I AM THE BRITISH CULTURER
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
did someone from /brit/ kill toby while Anon Babble was down?
what does "late for the house" mean?
It's just a playful use of language, basically a play on the phrase "late for work" whereby if someone is late for work they'd be in a big rush, trying to get to work on time.
Hence, "late for the house" speaks to other end of the commute, coming home from work. While people can be late getting home, there's no defined time you have to be home at, as there is with getting to work. But the author uses the phrase "late for the house" to imply that they are rushing home, desperate to get there as soon as possible.
Go bed lad.
sounds like something an esl person would come up with thinking it's wordplay
T Clasica
0,15, 0,12
P. Sand
What the fuck is she teaching
might have another coffee so I mighten
Rush hour. Britannia.
Nah it's too nuanced for that. It's jokey, lighthearted and deliberately playing off of a known phrase "late for work". Well beyond what an ESL would come up with.
yh that's probably what I had then
the important thing is I'm not at that job any more
finlay christie sex arse
Celtic axe work.
Craig Levein sex arse
Yawn.
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bloody scots hoarding resources. there's like 500 spaces for migrant children at this school
Oi Deino! My facking son!
Rely on who knows.
Can you make me a sword?
neat, thanks for the explanation
Explain this brit bro !
don't think so
Put more German/Danish.
Poo
I will burn you.
Respectfully, my argument is supported by the fact an ESL wandered into the thread purely to get clarification on what it meant.
ESLs understand their own clunky phrasing. What they are unlikely to understand is a creative or comedic spin on a common turn of phrase, as was the case here.
I need that Dane brain.
I love mousey and I will destroy anyone who bullies him
ok this is based
Squared.
sucing a mouse cock
Up.
"late for home" would make better sense as "home" is more analogous to "work"
"late for the house" does not scan well and the meaning is not clear
??
Got a clutch.
so that is why it comes off as esl
native english speakers know work vs home not work vs the house
it's something an esl who does not know common phrasing likely came up with
Bust.
Apply it.
opposite day
God there's the weirdest fucking guy at the end of my street. He just stands there
used to be a guy who would often stand on the pavement outside my apartment and shout at the passing traffic
I loved him a bit
I love mousey but I used to bully him because it was funny
My take is that "late for home" is too close to "late getting home" which has no comedic value and is essentially a neutral, factual phrase. It's the same as just saying "I'm rushing home like I'm late". It adds nothing.
If we look at the context all this is being taken in i.e a meme cartoon image made to be shared on twitter, the author is looking for that tongue-in-cheek, playful tone. To that end, "late for the house" is funnier specifically because it's so obviously not a thing people say, not a phrase that exists, yet its meaning is clear (to native speakers).
Throw it.
Horse and kick.
it's a poor attempt at humor
I've been lying in bed for like 4 hours and haven't been able to sleep
this is an incredibly autistic conversation but the brit is right
Don't pass in France.
eww gross
I've said as much as I want to say on the matter.
rorke on the pull
It's not gay to warm your willy up in your mate's arse on a cold night. That's called real friendship, bros
Look at my semen.
down to my last can of beans
Dunno where I'm going wrong man.
women only swipe right on 7%
that's brutal
"Judaism is hereditary criminality, religious synctetism in which faith in demons plays an important role. Those who fight against Judaism, do the lords work and fight a holy war"
- Johann Von Leers
Sleep.
another rainy overcast morning on this gay island
Shove 9 milligrams of melatonin up your ass and then get some shuteye.
Also stop staring at a board that's a blue rectangle.
You're cooking your brain and flooding the engine with all the crap that you're supposed to be flushing out in REM sleep at 5 oclock in the morning.
infinitely better than it being hot
Update..
Glad it rained last night for the first time in weeks cause it washed the bird shite from my car
Contact.
Garb the Irish.
Be more Celtic.
Again?