LOVELY FUCKING CHAV WIFE edish
NOT THE SAME AS A LOVELY FUCKING TRAD WIFE sub-edish
/brit/
brutal poo mogging
can tell her on the right just wanted it more
Why is Tricolour posting this?
This will be the thread to save /brit/, I can feel it.
morning all
Really want to just shave the rest off
vile cow
society can't hide her
tradwife facial structure
why was that deleted
yay!
perfectly plump
Was no and yes?
vain bint
Legs and ballet.
kinda want a coffee for the taste but it's 3am
dilemmas dilemmas
Confuse it.
If you buy a jar of decaf then you can do this.
"Coffee is always a good idea"
"Live laugh love"
et cetera, et cetera.
please stop titillating me without also giving me an outlet to channel it
Pigeon.
How to achieve French slaughter?
priti patel... now THAT is woman
Name?
Med it.
a woman*
dubs checked
I had you.
nahhhh nigga named cuthbert
Checked
deffo slavic
Cuppa never hurt anyone
easy dreams for you sonny boy hahahaha
Word.
God.
Walking around with the norwood on full display
Can't get rid of it.
the problem with sadie in rdr2 is that the change is too abrupt
they should have done it during the guarma chapter, then it would have made more sense than "we shared the work"
overtime at 5am. cant fucking sleep. heartattacktoil looms
You gotta learn to shut that pussy.
Can someone remind me tomorrow that the chips is to be medium chips with a medium pizza and of course, the BIG cans, lads
wetbrain alkie mong
I'm every women
including monica bellucci?
youtube.com
screaming out me vgarsehole
so... do you still use social media?
Anon Babble is social media
I wont be here tomorrow
dubs checked
I message 2 people on snapchat if that counts
dubs checked
pain's me to ask, but anything direct?
Money box. Where can you be a loser?
190cm master race: deliver at all costs and spare the pepperoni
on snapchat
Holocaust megacollab.
it's not noncey if you've used the app since you were a nonceable age
French fantasy.
How was the oblivion remaster?
you elves are all the same, all flash and no fury!
As itself.
be seeing you.
I've heard others say the same.
The sky should strick you.
hope you used your fists x
can you do hand-to-hand combat in oblivion or is gimped like in skyrim
foxberg is eating something or otherwise i don't know what the fuck is going on outside
but it's going down
Not comparable to you. I have got cam. They/them.
He stole my wallet.
Collect taxes.
Yes
egyptlad can you add the word "rorke" to the start of all your posts, thank you
what is he listening to /brit/?
oblivion was better than skyrim I think because the towns felt more diverse
in skyrim every town looked the same. dreary and wintery
Nah, I want you to tell me it.
youtube.com
sound of the summer, of course
European.
imageboard not linkboard
My hair. Cut your throat.
fascist
Eastern European Aryan fucking brownies all day all night.
he asked four sound, not image
your most favourite town in oblivion?
for*
Let's kiss.
Bitch pussy smell like?
leyawiin
just remembered commiemong
what happened there? completely memoryholed
You are not capable of it.
I never cared for him
remember sexblivion?
haha that was the time
nor did anyone
still just vanished and has been completely forgotten
Ok. I deserve it.
For once and for all.
CHICKEN JOCKEY: LE STADE.
ah yes the town with the autistic orc i hated so much
lodge is useful tho
For Ireland.
wish people wouldn't insist on ordering at the counter at mcdonalds, slows everything down
Teddy told me that in Greek, nostalgia literally means the pain from an old wound. It's a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone.
My face.
boomers cant understand the new fangled tech
not just boomers, i've seen people of all ages do it
No fucking way.
Dear God etc. your prayers are literally coming through the command line with a (Y/N) next to them
I need a head.
absolutely soaked from having a cig in the garden
Rorke finished
for me it's when the self-service kiosk is out of receipt paper so nothing comes out and my heartrate spikes to 180BPM as I frantically hope my 3-digit order number appears after the receipt failed page and that I can memorise the digits before it disappears forever
Enough you schmuck
ktim! ktim!
A lot of bad stuff about england can be traced back to the normans
ban boomers
send doomers to tech literacy camps
like what? 3 syllable words?
That's it.
You are concerned.
for what it's worth, i did like asscreed origins
Flip.
joker 2 was a flop
Sword.
I didn't sign up for this.
i think the success of the first one fot out of their control
they didn't plan on making the incel anthem
Bad vagina.
I keep up with the latest news on female flatulence.
Almost got me there.
Was too young to understand 50 in 03 man
chucking it down out there
imagine how good it must feel if you were a plant that's been baking under the hot sun for the last month and a half and then the heavens open, you'd cum your pollen out or whatever plants do
I grabbed it.
Grow up.
me cats are trying to get me shagged, bless them
state of it
the wall fell
Try Germany.
why did they make it musical tho
red army is the strongest mocba!
Fucking med!!!
eaeting crocodile jerky
its not great
heard neighbours having sex
don't need to be that loud do you
Every thought had meaning.
Guys what the fuck happened to tim
jerk off to them
does thinking about fucking sisi rn make you gay?
Did you know about the meme?
Gotcha.
Why do Americans post here? It's unpatriotic and you're not wanted here
you sound like a loyalist. do you know what they did with those on the carolina frontier?
you are wanted here <3
Get Emma Watson’s stinky girl toots up my nose pronto.
honestly its pretty hard to argue that christ's treatment was torture under the geneva conventions
for one as a non state combatant he has no rights, and a non-citizen terrorist in the roman empire his right to appeal is essentially nil.
The crucifiction should be held up as a totem of proper jurisprudence.
never happened
We will live forever as the training model for /brit/-GPT
you probably could train an ai on thousands of archived threads
Hurry boy it's waiting there for you!
a model of you is not you
but then, we're entering theseus boat territory
love this song
Today.
for a lot of people, the logic behind it is "why should i do their job for them?"
same reason a lot of people refuse to use the self checkout, i was at the shop with toilberg the other day because we needed a few things and he refused to use the self checkout even though he only had like 3 or 4 items, he waited in the line to get the checkout chick to do it for him and it ended up taking over 5 minutes when it would've taken like 40 seconds at the self checkout
the norwood reaper got him
going to wait until i can get my hands on some syringes to shoot up before i do any more heroin, in the meantime i've got tapentadol to tide me over
Unc stylin
trying to decide the next subject
She was too scared to say no
"Maybe if I just go along with it", she thought
heathermong totally trolling us by not having any sleep and spamming the same images over and over again like a deranged schizophrenic
Her dad owed Jamal twenty pounds
Stacy was the only way to settle the debt
20C with rain in Britain
It would be a vestige of your existence that could possibly live on far after your death
She shit herself that's gross
Virus link do not click
Discharge stain you virge
Rubric and Emma's rendezvous
i'm on the,
top of the world, poopin'
Was here like 4 hours ago and you were posting this
Discharge of what?
Why is it yellowish brown?
My life is shit
You're still here and posting anime to boot so you're equally as pathetic
nah
on a scale of coolness youre rock bottom
well now that's just a girl's bumhole and twat, isn't it
All the white women looking out of their bedroom windows and creaming their Ann Summers knickers
It's been 40 years since that damn site went down, but I'll never forget
OH FOR JUST ONE TIME
I WOULD TAKE THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE
TO FIND THE HAND OF FRANKLIN
REACHING FOR THE BEAUFORT SEA
TRACING ONE WARM LINE
THROUGH A LAND SO WILD AND SAVAGE
AND MAKE A NORTHWEST PASSAGE
THROUGH THE SEA
It says it's caused by an infection
It isn't normal
The Northwest passage is dreadful
Vaginal discharge smells worse than raw sewerage
exactly, a vestige
sock on!
Chav girls like great sex
completely imagined a post about some lad saying he used to go hunting with his dad, was gonna reply to it only to find it doesn't exist, am i going mental or what?
... i went many times hunting with my dad :/
never posted about it
that's nice, what did you hunt? bows or guns?
bitch at work outing me to the workfu by mentioning that I have a gf and now everyone knows it FUCK SAKE
Irish style
honestly i think what britain needs is just one more good frenchman
Heathermong, did you know the Irish were used as slaves in the Caribbean for a period of time?
People knowing that you have a gf increases your attractiveness to other women by several orders of magnitude due to social proof. If you don't have a gf they think there's something wrong with you (me).
Now they know you have a gf they'll go out of their way to flirt with you and see if they can tempt you to step out on her.
Indentured slaves yeah
I think it's more about female competition
Flirting with you proves to them their worth and boosts their self-esteem
Irish logic
is it worth it to lie and say youve at least had gfs in the past?
what
the
fork
!!!!
you've been posting for 9 hours
I've taken numerous breaks
the so called satire
Where are we going? Nobody knows
It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
Meatful John had a rooftop hookup planned with Izzie
Leftypol demanding his country gets invaded
only gone and woke up again haven't i
never got the hype but i guess its best show about cartoon ponies ever made
Yeah the fact he has gf should already be work knowledge otherwise you come across as creep
sir satirical break
It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic
the details are in the fingernails, tells you all you need to know.
Paul Scrappence and Lucinda were together again
Autism is my superpower for finding shit like that fucking disgusting man.
Its pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic
ermm wha-
Fucking hell
on foenem grave
doing a brilliant satirical piece where i waste my entire life
this is what your future wives will look like
moooo-oooooves like jagger
Poo comes from there.
childless cat-lady
How it feels going back to work after the weekend
Its pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.
kin ell i cant bloodu ttype todau and i keep nodoing off, ficking heroin
listening to bach's toccata and fugue
Wish I could drift off to sleep and never wake up
It's got a good simplicity to it which I like and qualify as one of the greatest pieces of classical music ever to have existed ~
new poo
scritch scritch scritch scritch
and i said poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
I want to visit Australia and hang out with heroinbruce