/brit/

Fell asleep and missed me job centre meeting

hello

full english

in a pie

big baz is going to do a flip when he sees this

obie trice,
real name, no gimmicks

Just one and a half hours of toil to go!

the mods have lost the fucking plot

stopped ages ago me. got bored

hello fellow brits

was talking to a yank female friend i've been chatting with on and off for like 4 years now with occasional flirtation but nothing ever really coming of it because we both know long distance relationships don't work
however, i was talking about how bullshitty living in australia can be sometimes, and she said she's been strongly considering moving here after she finishes up her postgrad degree
give it to me straight lads, do you think i'm in there?

Only here in body, mind you.

this person has misunderstood the point of cooking

dont know

Trust the process
Hail Starmer

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FOY you've misunderstood the point of /brit/

don't think so

WE'VE GOT ARE COUNTRY BACK!
KNIGHT HIM AGAIN!
HIP HIP! HOORAAAAAY!

leftypol screaming and shitting his fetish nappy

Pissing at work texting with both hands
Jean zip flap slipped over pintle
Pissed all down my leg, felt it on ankle

Wearing black trousers so quite hard to see but ffssss

leftypol is praising this cause labours doing it

don't see how a perfectly cooked full english could possibly be made better by cooking it a second time but this time with it all stuck in a big glob together and with pastry wrapped around it

be American

flip burgers

within 5 years land yourself a $100k+ job

this is life for the average american

Literally Ivar.

Yep, it's official: I am gay

it isn't

UK signs deal to hand over Chagos Islands and lease back military base for £101m a year

so we designed a deal to give 101 million quid a year to some foreigners?

dubs and I'll rim every lad ITT and cook him a proper full breakfast

I'm obese

it's more work, but the results, the results are in fact worse

Leftypol be like societal collapse is a good thing

oh yeah?

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i've got mental health

tell me about it!
no I mean actually tell me about it anon

Get big.

The swastika has been found everywhere from Ireland to Peru

um

yeah it isn't
films and tv present a warped view of the average Americans life that is extremely different to the reality

great job mods
way to go

Alri spaino? Romania today I see interesting choice, a new "personality" is it?

erm

not much liking some of the images being posted in here

not a fan of mentall ill freaks me

oh my DAYS

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What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Miss Rich Piana

Same Romonkey who always posts Russia Ukraine gore on Anon Babble

right, well that's romania on the pile with egypt, belgium, brazil, canada, etc

me after an 18-hour goon sesh

why is it ok to be sexist against men and racist against whites

wonder what biomasslad is up to

How the FUCK does this thread continue to get worse

mental how i couldn't come out of my mum's fanny and had to be cut out of her tummy

rorke tunneling at 5 gens with blight
leftypol getting 4 man outed as bubba

MIGRATE, if you want
or don't it's up to you really

mods are shit heads

/brit/ quality goes down as more foreigners arrive

Pottery

It's VPN mongs lad

bizarre how so many of you would rather suffer these shite posts and moan about them instead of immediately filtering them and solving your problem instantly. genuinely low IQ behaviour

Back in the day mods actually used to respond to reports.

you can’t filter on phone mong cunt

same thread after 24 hours

ids make the thread shite

a bit of a palette cleanser .. . .

serves you right for being a phone posting rodent then.

you dont need an ID to filter though...

You can, don't need extensions or nowt

nunn they could do

Sir Ke...ke...ke...keir ss...s

a bit of a palette cleanser

lemon sorbet, try it

thanks, i set it to 2x speed for 8x the enjoyment

not a bigot just don't like them. simple as

good one i'll be adding it to my list .... i have the full heat film if you want but it has indonesian hard subs youtu.be/luCWWDbO-wM

when’s the last time you interfered with your bumhole when preforming a wank?

catch you later lads

Never in me life not a poofter you see

not done that for years. not a fan

sir island gifter

don't like it when people in the same family all have near identical faces. Makes me think they're inbred gives me the heebie jeebies.

I am trying.

joking drop a hard R N-bomb

3 day site-wide ban

spam gore, porn and scat

absolutely nothing done despite reports

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my name is charlie and i am miserable

:)

janny do some fucking work you useless cretin

Are you Nordic?

there's a /brit/ on Anon Babble

my dad's toenails genuinely look like this

Let's watch it.

Classic 190 melty

wants one about 10 minutes later as the sequel starts immediately afterwards

love apollo. wonderful character. hate his son, very little to like about the creed movies.

What's the worst that can happen?

quick everyone back in here hes moved to bant

Give me money online, mate. I want to buy beer.

too little too late

why can't you assholes ever give me earnest answers to my questions? i always do my best to help a lad in need if i can, why can none of you pay me the same courtesy?
i'm going to bed, i don't think i want to speak to any of you for a little while.

i'm in swanage de lat

Mental illness.

it lovely it lush

lot of deleted images in here. Rather not know what they were

What's going on here then

medical gore mostly

i take offence to that

for fucks sake fuck off
you deserve to die

XD

not his fault he's french is it, let him off

What kind of panties are you wearing right now?

Mad how Tata Consultancy Services (a pajeet IT Company) keeps cropping up again and again when there's a cyber attack on a company they're providing services to.
Really makes you think.

Get an Italian here.

honestly surprised it is that high

hinduphobic prick

A Sad Day for the UK!
Every Citizen Must Know About This
Stephen Bartlett

D O N E D O N
O
N
E
D
O
N

remember when India tried to get everyone to call them Bharat?

you didn't follow proto

WALT DISN BEDSHITS
TOUCH ASSHOLE
CUM EVRYWHERE

considering having a poo

Oh yeah XD

Stanley poo brick

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Push me, daddy.

enjoy that £900 mate x

Get the champagne in!

new shaving heads are well good, i get a much better shave now

mental how long racism has been a probelm
you know what
im going to stop being racist
time to grow up

Wish summer was a month or two longer

giz us a tenner lad ta

choon

It was fucking roasting in Glasgow today lads

colleague lorraine likes to point out her name every time she eats quiche for lunch.
often wonder why i haven't killed them all.

grow up

got abroad

these are the same posters that complain that migrants live on the dole

this shit writes itself

lel

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no you are not
be quiet

cold and wet here in the south east
not right is it

she fit?

Man

get in. lovely in sheffield too lad

my granda went fought in WW1 and WW2 and went his entire life without claiming a penny from the state

I am entitled to this money as a native you are a foreign BROWN individual therefore a parasite

having a wank to Natalie Mars with my curtains wide open for all the world to see x

your spirit animal = small little poo mole
my spirit animal = sloth! haha

we've had it good for weeks, need some rain to be fair

sxyprn is still not available in our region lads

muh granda worked really hard therefore i need no work xD

you're entitled to shit

Napoleon reaction.

works on my machine :)

doubt anyone passing has a telescope on them to see your knob

You reckon that whole age verification thing for porn sites in July is going to do anything? Can only imagine it not working at all or have very easy workarounds almost immediately

Hunter Gatherer/

Well Anon Babble will go down in the UK immediately

i've downloaded a bunch of porno just in case

One of the most ridiculous situations.

i don't believe in pennies and nickels
and dimes and dollars and pesos and pounds and rupees and yen and rubles
no dinero

*leans away from the mic to breathe*

yes

we’ll be able to access it with a cheeky vpn though?

Smash your phone

Asshole.

Can they see the screen too or do they think you're just wanking to good wholesome heterosexual hardcore 'nography

Couldn't have a breakfast pie without the toast, naturally.
I mean it isn't as if there is any other form of flour based item that could take the place of the toast directly rather than needing to be added in on top of it.
Wouldn't want to depart too far from the tradition of toast sandwiches, double fried toast to go along with normal toast in your english breakfast, and that

The American mind cannot comprehend toasting redundant bread only to immediately sop it up as much as possible missing the point of toasting it and ruining the texture before it ever even gets close to being eaten.

XD

natalie mars must have the most munted willy of any trannoid

looks like the fucking sahara out here, grass all dried up from boomers mowing in the middle of a drought

Shut up you fucking retard

not a fan of his weird square scarred cock?

I missed.

Yeah and brownos everywhere too

same but not cos of this, happy coincidence

MUH BOOMERS

grow up and take some responsibility for your own miserable failures

Who is worse?

back is getting weary,
eyes are getting tired

just took my shorts off and put my jeans on

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tf

The great replacement must be LEGAL

Is your job coach fit?

well i don't know cos all i wanna do,
is have my shit while i'm sat on the loo

She'd get it

just found out the bloke who did the far side comics visited jane goodall’s research centre after he made this comic and he got attacked by a chimp there, utterly bizarre set of circumstances

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fucking hell the size of her

hiya

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aboriginals should be classified as wildlife

this is why Jezza withdrew his support

ya fukin white dog dis is flabbajabbanoonga land

Postie banging on my door

beat it, cunt. it's your fault i got fat and now have to lost about 10 stone

Me? I'm AWS Cloud Practitioner certified

what if i told you businesses need more workers than bosses

some bloke in his car was smoking a spliff near the nursery

*rapes you and your mum and any other female members of your family*

ye not bad thanks..

but my sour creamy goodness makes you so glad!

please support MI5

we really don't have a current trannie queen like we did back in the day with Sarina Valentina, Bailey Jay or Natalie Mars

more of a noongar man myself

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In red green colourblind

delivery driver just called my neighbour a virgin

problem with Anon Babble is i said problem with Anon Babble is is that it's full of NOBHEADS

Is your neighbour
a) a woman
b) sexy
c) definitely a virgin?

definitely a virgin

wanna rape me do you? little gay boy

love cycling me

Where is your ancestor?

the problem with Anon Babble is that you said "problem with Anon Babble is is that it's full of nobheads"?
why is that the problem with Anon Babble in your viiew? did your prior comment cause a cascade of negative effects?

torturing 40 twinks in a shipping container

cyclingnonce just has to tell everyone about his queer hobby

Homeland party/reform is mi5

it was a big spooky ghost

Very subjective.

your comment is REDDIT and i HATE REDDIT

day 1 off the vape muck
would be more invested in it if it was day 3 or so

same. i really love the feeling of the seat rubbing against my arse cheeks

mary j oblige

Labour's Keir Starmer gave a Pat Buchanan style speech on immigration along with promises of a major crackdown but nobody on X is talking about it. Most on here will (correctly) dismiss this as a rearguard action unlikely to produce any policy results, but the same is true about Trump and the euro populist parties.

Goes to show you, the people promoting the european new right aren't one issue white nationalist voters looking to take any W they can. They are conservative partisans marketing Tory parties and new neoconservatives using anti-immigration slogans and memes.

They found a fancy golden cape from 1800 BC in Wales from a burial on goblins hill (Bryn yr ellyllon)
Why did goblins have so much gold back then but are poor now and have to eat rats and bonemeal

mad how pengers coronation chicken is

cyclingmikey the cyclingpikey

Hussein.

That's not a cape that goes over your shoulders to protect the shoulder joints of the armour

forren muck

what topic should i learn about on wikipedia

if ur cold turkeying 3 days is the hardest then it gets easier
just have to feel a bit grim innit. had worse illnesses. mental how when you have a choice to continue an addiction indefinitely until you die or feel a bit ill for a few days people pick continue the addiction

Germanov.

the pogues

if you do it in a completely enclosed toilet is wanking at toil a sackable offence?

kinda desperate to drink tomorrow (alone) cos ive not drunk since saturday you see...

yeah i've done it before, it's actually the mildest thing ever
i always cave in after the physical withdrawals when i feel completely fine and it's just the mental tricks

Dutch Empire.

MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE

Depends what's in your contract

"to be defined
so conscience can drop
and punish the black meat out:"
WTF IS A R AMONS MEAN BY THIS

laaaaaaaaads my drafts are not opening in gmail

He used to look like chad
why do americans do this to themselves

They reckon you couldn't move your arms properly cause it goes down so far
Isn't gold famously shit for armour? In Minecraft it's crap I think but there's no bronze in Minecraft to compare it to

that's not the hard part, the hard part is having to live the rest of your life without going back to the thing you were addicted to

doubt it mentions slapping my bishop about in my contract

racist

got the beef in the slow cooker

Tell me now, Ruskolov?

eat my actual bumholepoo.

eggy never looked chad

whenever i quit nicotine i just read wikipedia all day craving another form of dopamine

i've got some beef for you

neighbour's got his fit daughter over

Where do you find it?

yhhhh u no it g

timmy is done

this but for drinking vs not drinking

corrr how old

maaaaaate

jannie really doesn't put in the effort he's getting paid for anymore

34

niiice

going to clean the kitchen now. haha mental life x

Been sacked lads and put on gardening leave, all whilst I'm buying my first flat, good stuff.

don't think he gets paid

Where do you get the hair from?