/brit/
/brit/
Fell asleep and missed me job centre meeting
hello
full english
in a pie
big baz is going to do a flip when he sees this
obie trice,
real name, no gimmicks
Just one and a half hours of toil to go!
the mods have lost the fucking plot
stopped ages ago me. got bored
hello fellow brits
was talking to a yank female friend i've been chatting with on and off for like 4 years now with occasional flirtation but nothing ever really coming of it because we both know long distance relationships don't work
however, i was talking about how bullshitty living in australia can be sometimes, and she said she's been strongly considering moving here after she finishes up her postgrad degree
give it to me straight lads, do you think i'm in there?
Only here in body, mind you.
this person has misunderstood the point of cooking
dont know
Trust the process
Hail Starmer
FOY you've misunderstood the point of /brit/
don't think so
WE'VE GOT ARE COUNTRY BACK!
KNIGHT HIM AGAIN!
HIP HIP! HOORAAAAAY!
leftypol screaming and shitting his fetish nappy
Pissing at work texting with both hands
Jean zip flap slipped over pintle
Pissed all down my leg, felt it on ankle
Wearing black trousers so quite hard to see but ffssss
leftypol is praising this cause labours doing it
don't see how a perfectly cooked full english could possibly be made better by cooking it a second time but this time with it all stuck in a big glob together and with pastry wrapped around it
be American
flip burgers
within 5 years land yourself a $100k+ job
this is life for the average american
Literally Ivar.
Yep, it's official: I am gay
it isn't
UK signs deal to hand over Chagos Islands and lease back military base for £101m a year
so we designed a deal to give 101 million quid a year to some foreigners?
dubs and I'll rim every lad ITT and cook him a proper full breakfast
I'm obese
it's more work, but the results, the results are in fact worse
Leftypol be like societal collapse is a good thing
oh yeah?
i've got mental health
tell me about it!
no I mean actually tell me about it anon
Get big.
The swastika has been found everywhere from Ireland to Peru
um
yeah it isn't
films and tv present a warped view of the average Americans life that is extremely different to the reality
great job mods
way to go
Alri spaino? Romania today I see interesting choice, a new "personality" is it?
erm
not much liking some of the images being posted in here
not a fan of mentall ill freaks me
oh my DAYS
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
Miss Rich Piana
Same Romonkey who always posts Russia Ukraine gore on Anon Babble
right, well that's romania on the pile with egypt, belgium, brazil, canada, etc
me after an 18-hour goon sesh
why is it ok to be sexist against men and racist against whites
wonder what biomasslad is up to
How the FUCK does this thread continue to get worse
mental how i couldn't come out of my mum's fanny and had to be cut out of her tummy
rorke tunneling at 5 gens with blight
leftypol getting 4 man outed as bubba
MIGRATE, if you want
or don't it's up to you really
mods are shit heads
/brit/ quality goes down as more foreigners arrive
Pottery
It's VPN mongs lad
bizarre how so many of you would rather suffer these shite posts and moan about them instead of immediately filtering them and solving your problem instantly. genuinely low IQ behaviour
Back in the day mods actually used to respond to reports.
you can’t filter on phone mong cunt
same thread after 24 hours
ids make the thread shite
a bit of a palette cleanser .. . .
serves you right for being a phone posting rodent then.
you dont need an ID to filter though...
You can, don't need extensions or nowt
Watching the Simpsons movie on YouTube
just set to 0.25 speed lol
youtube.com
nunn they could do
Sir Ke...ke...ke...keir ss...s
a bit of a palette cleanser
lemon sorbet, try it
thanks, i set it to 2x speed for 8x the enjoyment
not a bigot just don't like them. simple as
good one i'll be adding it to my list .... i have the full heat film if you want but it has indonesian hard subs youtu.be
when’s the last time you interfered with your bumhole when preforming a wank?
catch you later lads
Never in me life not a poofter you see
not done that for years. not a fan
sir island gifter
don't like it when people in the same family all have near identical faces. Makes me think they're inbred gives me the heebie jeebies.
I am trying.
joking drop a hard R N-bomb
3 day site-wide ban
spam gore, porn and scat
absolutely nothing done despite reports
my name is charlie and i am miserable
:)
janny do some fucking work you useless cretin
Are you Nordic?
am off to paki shop de lads anybody want owt
there's a /brit/ on Anon Babble
my dad's toenails genuinely look like this
Let's watch it.
Classic 190 melty
wants one about 10 minutes later as the sequel starts immediately afterwards
love apollo. wonderful character. hate his son, very little to like about the creed movies.
What's the worst that can happen?
quick everyone back in here hes moved to bant
Give me money online, mate. I want to buy beer.
too little too late
why can't you assholes ever give me earnest answers to my questions? i always do my best to help a lad in need if i can, why can none of you pay me the same courtesy?
i'm going to bed, i don't think i want to speak to any of you for a little while.
i'm in swanage de lat
Mental illness.
it lovely it lush
lot of deleted images in here. Rather not know what they were
What's going on here then
medical gore mostly
i take offence to that
for fucks sake fuck off
you deserve to die
XD
not his fault he's french is it, let him off
Captcha: T44NQ8
What kind of panties are you wearing right now?
Mad how Tata Consultancy Services (a pajeet IT Company) keeps cropping up again and again when there's a cyber attack on a company they're providing services to.
Really makes you think.
Get an Italian here.
honestly surprised it is that high
hinduphobic prick
A Sad Day for the UK!
Every Citizen Must Know About This
Stephen Bartlett
D O N E D O N
O
N
E
D
O
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remember when India tried to get everyone to call them Bharat?
you didn't follow proto
WALT DISN BEDSHITS
TOUCH ASSHOLE
CUM EVRYWHERE
Mark my words, this guy is going to be the next big thing.
considering having a poo
Oh yeah XD
Stanley poo brick
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Push me, daddy.
enjoy that £900 mate x
Get the champagne in!
new shaving heads are well good, i get a much better shave now
mental how long racism has been a probelm
you know what
im going to stop being racist
time to grow up
Wish summer was a month or two longer
giz us a tenner lad ta
choon
It was fucking roasting in Glasgow today lads
colleague lorraine likes to point out her name every time she eats quiche for lunch.
often wonder why i haven't killed them all.
grow up
got abroad
these are the same posters that complain that migrants live on the dole
this shit writes itself
lel
no you are not
be quiet
cold and wet here in the south east
not right is it
she fit?
Man
get in. lovely in sheffield too lad
my granda went fought in WW1 and WW2 and went his entire life without claiming a penny from the state
I am entitled to this money as a native you are a foreign BROWN individual therefore a parasite
having a wank to Natalie Mars with my curtains wide open for all the world to see x
your spirit animal = small little poo mole
my spirit animal = sloth! haha
we've had it good for weeks, need some rain to be fair
sxyprn is still not available in our region lads
muh granda worked really hard therefore i need no work xD
you're entitled to shit
Napoleon reaction.
works on my machine :)
doubt anyone passing has a telescope on them to see your knob
You reckon that whole age verification thing for porn sites in July is going to do anything? Can only imagine it not working at all or have very easy workarounds almost immediately
Hunter Gatherer/
Well Anon Babble will go down in the UK immediately
i've downloaded a bunch of porno just in case
One of the most ridiculous situations.
i don't believe in pennies and nickels
and dimes and dollars and pesos and pounds and rupees and yen and rubles
no dinero
*leans away from the mic to breathe*
yes
we’ll be able to access it with a cheeky vpn though?
Smash your phone
Asshole.
wait a minute...that lad is wanking to trannies
Can they see the screen too or do they think you're just wanking to good wholesome heterosexual hardcore 'nography
Couldn't have a breakfast pie without the toast, naturally.
I mean it isn't as if there is any other form of flour based item that could take the place of the toast directly rather than needing to be added in on top of it.
Wouldn't want to depart too far from the tradition of toast sandwiches, double fried toast to go along with normal toast in your english breakfast, and that
The American mind cannot comprehend toasting redundant bread only to immediately sop it up as much as possible missing the point of toasting it and ruining the texture before it ever even gets close to being eaten.
XD
natalie mars must have the most munted willy of any trannoid
looks like the fucking sahara out here, grass all dried up from boomers mowing in the middle of a drought
Shut up you fucking retard
not a fan of his weird square scarred cock?
I missed.
Yeah and brownos everywhere too
same but not cos of this, happy coincidence
MUH BOOMERS
grow up and take some responsibility for your own miserable failures
Who is worse?
back is getting weary,
eyes are getting tired
just took my shorts off and put my jeans on
EXCLUSIVE: The mother jailed over a tweet posted in the wake of the Southport murders sponsored a Nigerian family to help them get British citizenship, The Telegraph can reveal
tf
The great replacement must be LEGAL
youtu.be
Want a metal scream?
Is your job coach fit?
well i don't know cos all i wanna do,
is have my shit while i'm sat on the loo
She'd get it
just found out the bloke who did the far side comics visited jane goodall’s research centre after he made this comic and he got attacked by a chimp there, utterly bizarre set of circumstances
fucking hell the size of her
hiya
aboriginals should be classified as wildlife
this is why Jezza withdrew his support
ya fukin white dog dis is flabbajabbanoonga land
Postie banging on my door
alri
beat it, cunt. it's your fault i got fat and now have to lost about 10 stone
Me? I'm AWS Cloud Practitioner certified
what if i told you businesses need more workers than bosses
some bloke in his car was smoking a spliff near the nursery
Please support patriotic alternative
*rapes you and your mum and any other female members of your family*
ye not bad thanks..
but my sour creamy goodness makes you so glad!
please support MI5
we really don't have a current trannie queen like we did back in the day with Sarina Valentina, Bailey Jay or Natalie Mars
more of a noongar man myself
In red green colourblind
delivery driver just called my neighbour a virgin
problem with Anon Babble is i said problem with Anon Babble is is that it's full of NOBHEADS
Is your neighbour
a) a woman
b) sexy
c) definitely a virgin?
definitely a virgin
wanna rape me do you? little gay boy
OI OI OI LADS PROPPA 'SCRAN INNIT!
love cycling me
Where is your ancestor?
the problem with Anon Babble is that you said "problem with Anon Babble is is that it's full of nobheads"?
why is that the problem with Anon Babble in your viiew? did your prior comment cause a cascade of negative effects?
torturing 40 twinks in a shipping container
cyclingnonce just has to tell everyone about his queer hobby
Homeland party/reform is mi5
it was a big spooky ghost
Very subjective.
your comment is REDDIT and i HATE REDDIT
day 1 off the vape muck
would be more invested in it if it was day 3 or so
same. i really love the feeling of the seat rubbing against my arse cheeks
mary j oblige
Labour's Keir Starmer gave a Pat Buchanan style speech on immigration along with promises of a major crackdown but nobody on X is talking about it. Most on here will (correctly) dismiss this as a rearguard action unlikely to produce any policy results, but the same is true about Trump and the euro populist parties.
Goes to show you, the people promoting the european new right aren't one issue white nationalist voters looking to take any W they can. They are conservative partisans marketing Tory parties and new neoconservatives using anti-immigration slogans and memes.
They found a fancy golden cape from 1800 BC in Wales from a burial on goblins hill (Bryn yr ellyllon)
Why did goblins have so much gold back then but are poor now and have to eat rats and bonemeal
mad how pengers coronation chicken is
cyclingmikey the cyclingpikey
Hussein.
That's not a cape that goes over your shoulders to protect the shoulder joints of the armour
forren muck
what topic should i learn about on wikipedia
if ur cold turkeying 3 days is the hardest then it gets easier
just have to feel a bit grim innit. had worse illnesses. mental how when you have a choice to continue an addiction indefinitely until you die or feel a bit ill for a few days people pick continue the addiction
Germanov.
the pogues
if you do it in a completely enclosed toilet is wanking at toil a sackable offence?
kinda desperate to drink tomorrow (alone) cos ive not drunk since saturday you see...
yeah i've done it before, it's actually the mildest thing ever
i always cave in after the physical withdrawals when i feel completely fine and it's just the mental tricks
Dutch Empire.
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
MY BUM IS ALL ALONE
Depends what's in your contract
"to be defined
so conscience can drop
and punish the black meat out:"
WTF IS A R AMONS MEAN BY THIS
laaaaaaaaads my drafts are not opening in gmail
He used to look like chad
why do americans do this to themselves
They reckon you couldn't move your arms properly cause it goes down so far
Isn't gold famously shit for armour? In Minecraft it's crap I think but there's no bronze in Minecraft to compare it to
that's not the hard part, the hard part is having to live the rest of your life without going back to the thing you were addicted to
doubt it mentions slapping my bishop about in my contract
racist
got the beef in the slow cooker
Tell me now, Ruskolov?
eat my actual bumholepoo.
eggy never looked chad
whenever i quit nicotine i just read wikipedia all day craving another form of dopamine
i've got some beef for you
lol it's true
neighbour's got his fit daughter over
Where do you find it?
yhhhh u no it g
timmy is done
this but for drinking vs not drinking
corrr how old
maaaaaate
jannie really doesn't put in the effort he's getting paid for anymore
34
niiice
ohnonononono
going to clean the kitchen now. haha mental life x
Been sacked lads and put on gardening leave, all whilst I'm buying my first flat, good stuff.
don't think he gets paid
Where do you get the hair from?
Celine Dion