Mervyn's edition
/brit/
Christ, looks like the Scottish Slough
wonder if the guy who wrote that slough poem felt a bit sheepish when it really did get bombed
slouf
IDF level second children's hospital in one week
It has the highest suicide rate in the uk
All added to the 'want to go' list thanks
mental how badly they're raperaping palestine
This country is like Eastern Europe but with wogs everywhere
three different sandwiches
Never been to Blackpool
they're saying eastern europe is the new western europe
the post-industrial hell known as stoke mentioned
nice place
I’ve been to Southampton but I’ve never been to Scunthorpe
lakewood
<3
<3
did your mom shop at mervyn's?
imagine looking out of the balcony of your 1 bed council commie cubicle and all you can see is a massive fucking asda
grim
I love walmart
Looks fucking awesome
can't tell if this guy has down's
hang on what the fuck is going on in "Lincolnshire" and "Leicestershire"?
I think so sometimes probably
not the one in lakewood tho
what the fuck is going on in "Lincolnshire"
um, me..
most of britain honestly looks like it got behind in 1800
no joke
what happened to Britain for it to just stand still technologically
when you compare london to beijing or moscow its not even funny, just sad
I like how plants are growing on the outside of that furnace or whatever it is
Any wogs in Hull now?
have you heard of a little thing called the Industrial Revolution
lmao
You have wog-tier historical literacy
in some parts
any merchant mariners in
Title: Bottle
Maker: Minton(s) (British, Stoke-on-Trent, 1793–present)
Date: ca. 1860–70
Culture: British, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire
Medium: Bone china
Dimensions: confirmed: 7 5/8 × 3 1/2 × 3 1/2 in. (19.4 × 8.9 × 8.9 cm)
Classification: Ceramics-Porcelain
Apparently Skegness and Grimsby and Scunthorpe are in Lincolnshire
Always thought of those places as Yorkshire
I wish
YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE!
*starts shaking my pasty white rear*
you could, like, try
dropped your stella you fat gb news watching red faced gammon
Yorkshire tea is too strong for my soft southern taste buds
shagged your cousin you diabetic shit-stinking paki
british tea culture is dying, i've heard
why are holidays in Cornwall so expensive
mouseberg has me defeated. he doesn't care. he loves the smell of peppermint oil. he enjoys the sound of anti-rodent sonic wave emitters. he eats steel wool. he dodges traps. he absolutely fucking insists on getting into my room. and the mental thing is that there's nothing in here for him. nothing. no food, no clutter, no nesting material. he has conquered me, and for no gain.
um supply and, er, demand
Why does everything in Britain have to be made out of red brick? It makes things look so bleak.
he won
you shag pakis that stink of shit? lol
But some time, in a stronger age than this mouldy, self-doubting present day, he will have to come to us, the Redeeming Mouse of great love and contempt, the creative spirit who is pushed out of any position ‘outside’ or ‘beyond’ by his surging strength again and again, whose solitude will be misunderstood by the people as though it were a flight from reality
Bizarre wrong opinion
Red brick looks brilliant
just learned richard dawkins has had four wives. not exactly a shining example of his own beliefs....
Dear diary, it is currently 1:51 AM, 22 of May 2025 in London and of all the sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these:
But some time, in a stronger age than this mouldy, self-doubting present day, he will have to come to us, the Redeeming Mouse of great love and contempt, the creative spirit who is pushed out of any position ‘outside’ or ‘beyond’ by his surging strength again and again, whose solitude will be misunderstood by the people as though it were a flight from reality
Impossible in the days of woke
He wears makeup
Four wives yet only one child
Pathetic really
not solitude though is it it's my fucking bedroom at 2 in the morning
The wife he bred with is at the least the one he's stopped and stayed with surely?
In the sixteenth century, Chinese porcelain occasionally arrived in England, sometimes by way of the Levant, sometimes by sea around the Cape of Good Hope. As it was very rare and considered a special treasure, the most accomplished English silversmiths were often commissioned to make mounts for it.
Pieces such as these were regarded as suitable for royal gifts or for the furnishing of princely houses.
Title: Ewer from Burghley House, Lincolnshire
Date: Chinese porcelain 1573– ca. 1585, British mounts ca. 1585
Medium: Hard-paste porcelain, gilded silver
Dimensions: Height: 13 5/8 in. (34.6 cm)
If he's putting on an act, he sure is dedicated.
Well he can hardly consider you a friend with all you've thrown at him
Funny voices.
had a good giggle earlier watching trump cook that south African president live on tv
good reality tv
Trump got schooled bro
they should bring back nelson mandela
are you interested in pottery
Uhh, that's cannibalism and NOT funny!
whats happening in gaza then?
Cope
why, where's he gone
if i leave my front door open and stay spread out on my bed will one of you come fuck my arse
Israel is winning
I have done everything and over several days of barely sleeping to deter him without harming him. he is deliberately putting up with the pain of the sonic emitter and the smell of the peppermint oil to chew through foam and break back into a room where he KNOWS there is no food or nesting material.
You're being silly now.
is it a wild mouse? why don't you feed it and tame it and put it in a cage
If you had a forbidden romance, which race of women would it be with?
He has found purpose his absurdity
That mouse is more human than you
mousey has been reincarnated as a real mouse
Hell
would be a great pub quiz team member
It's insane how much smarter Jews sound than Arabs in interviews
um.. yh
only if i can passionately kiss you too
big gay that
Not really
Not a high bar to clear.
I'll put you in a cage
tommy robinson has been in solitary confinement for 7 months
it's a legitmate question
if you feed it, it'll trust you and then you'll have a pet
/brit/ is bedlam
Hope tommy has the holy spirit keeping them company
you :)
dunno what that means
now he got let out early and charged immediately again, it's like they're trying to mentally destroy him and make him commit suicide
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon the career criminal
Those in power over people's lives often have an evil streak about them. Demonic. What do you think?
Robinson served four prison terms between 2005 and 2019. In 2013, he illegally entered the United States using a friend's passport. In 2018, he violated a court order by publishing a Facebook Live video of defendants entering court. Prior to sentencing, he appeared on the American far-right website InfoWars to appeal for political asylum in the US. In 2021, he was subjected to a five-year stalking prevention order for harassing journalist Lizzie Dearden and her partner. In 2021, he was found to have libelled a 15-year-old refugee at a school in Huddersfield and was ordered to pay £100,000 plus legal costs. After breaching an injunction about repeating the libel, Robinson was sentenced to 18 months in prison. In June 2022, Robinson admitted gambling away £100,000 before declaring bankruptcy. He also said he owed an estimated £160,000 to HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC). The Times said that he owes in the region of £2,000,000 to his creditors, and is the subject of a HMRC investigation over unpaid taxes.
is this nigga retarded
Arab
anyone know how to stop being shy
Drinking one of the 700 calorie sugar coffees women like it's quite good
yes
You don’t hear much about Al-Qaeda anymore
I REALLY REALLY FEEL LIKE CUTTING OFF ALL MY HAIR
maybe there is a female mouse in your room who he wants
went woke
Syria's new leader is ex Al Qaeda
yeah get on a video call with me and the lads and we'll explain it
we bout to go fuck this bitch together her name destiny
im finna go kill one of my opps and catch a felony
and i scammed a spanish ass nigga he was mexican
im finna go to jail i just ran over a pedestrian
hahaha
step 1: be attractive
Slowly build up your confidence through social interaction
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scuh ruh reaming
todays sustenance:
breakfast: I was sleeping
lunch: pot noodle
dinner: frozen goodfellas pizza
God loves us <3
Dread it
Run from it
The blackpill arrives just the same
Wife is getting black fatigue
Just saw an extremely obese freak. As a skinnyfat freak i looked at her with scorn and derision
hope she never noticed or you'll be grounded
addicted to pluck my eyebrows lads
propaganda meant to demoralize and instill despair
not good
French pizza chef confesses to killing recluse man, then chopping and cooking his body in pot of vegetables
trichotillomania?
what is he like xx
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charls should do a stream with this guy it'd be hilarious can someone ITT hit em up he he :)
i have a crush on him
toby
feel like a real man when shrieking women ask me to deal with a spider or whatever
no
Might buy some lovely fags
Israel is an amazing country to follow. Most countries are sensitive about their public image. Israel does not care. It marches on like the worldwide public is completely irrelevant.
Generations of people around the world are growing up hating this country. It doesn't matter
Its a great test to see what's real and what's fake.
THIS IS A BROWN THREAD
Israel does not care.
because it has unconditional american support
when you compare london to beijing or moscow
95% of china and russia are abject third world countries you retarded incel freak
I think chatgpt knows me better than I know myself
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The Irish are so fucking strange
peppermimnt tea
I got soft hands boys
Yeah they do look strange. how did you even find that page?
just had a wee
Excuse me lads I have to do a poo.
Remember when people used to act like there are Chinese gangs
/brit/? what is this, some kind if island?
as you were lad
are the triads and the lot not a thing anymore?
figured they're smart enough to stay under the radar, unlike the different shades of ape
Chinese organised crime focuses exclusively on targeting other chinese people, they're smart enough to know antagonising white people or other groups will lead to police and media attention.
Asian gangs in general are like this with the exception of the really dumb ones like the Hmong.
supping a pacific punch monster energy juice
got toil?
no I'm a smelly neet
what you like x
not my favourite
lakewood cerritos santa fe springs buena park anaheim
Lel
wonder what the fastest 3am /brit/ thread in history was
lads
do Manchester men see themselves as Lancashiremen?
Have notoiced a lot of them waving about that red rose of the Lancashiremen even though Manchester isn't part of Lancashire.
Don't know what that's about.
Scousers don't do that as far as I know.
^_~
The poo-locaust
historical extent of lancashire was massive
i believe it included not only part of cumbria but manchester and liverpool
the whole unitary authority thing only happened in the 70s so it's completely reasonable
lager tops are better than plain lager
anything to watch on youtube then
Get the Rick Steves on
rorke eating 12 eggs for breakfast
rorke be like:
errrmmm what the fork
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This is another one of those songs which will play during the final, ultimate battle of my life.
just got spoiled that the 2nd in command guy in battlestar galactica is a cylon wtffff
ain't that the pink one?
barbell pleb
or
pull beryl
or
bull reply
Post the reggies
Post the peters
Post the alex jones
Post the dragons
Post the dr mikes
hahaha
love when they talk aboit koreans in esports like theyre a different species that are just naturally superior at games to us humans
miss him so much
it don't come oh no
IT'S IN THE FRACKING SHIP!
funny song good
uhhhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)
ding fries are done
in the sewer all alone
in my bedroom queefing
Lol
Rollercoaster ride in the fast lane
I can't get the idea out of my head that this woman smells like actual shit.
what chink unc doing
dreaming of his twink years
If you find yourself struggling in life...
You can start over, like me...
So yeah, if that ends up saving you...
...then we're square.
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I think about this message a lot.
I'm still waiting for the day I get to start over in life. And make amends for all those things I did wrong.
Maybe one day, eh?
rumble.com
Get in lads
Don't really know what that has to add to the conversation, but ok.
listening to a prayer in an ancient dead language doesn't imbue it with +10 faith power
stop being autistic
Being a pariah is a burdensome fate.
There's a lot of people in my life I would like to apologise to. There's others that i'd honestly like to punch directly in the face.
I've often wondered if anybody I know of has ever posted in these threads with me. It'd be extremely funny, and yet also weird, to think of.
but thats what the incantations are said in
Do you reach the age of 27 and just stop being horny
it's a very pagan mindset
What's wrong with a pagan mindset? Maybe the pagans were closer to the truth than stuffy, close-minded Christians ever were.
its orthodox actually
?
(eastern) orthodoxy is very folksy pagan, praying to icons, to the saints etc.
just like catholics i suppose
they're even worse
In my 30s now, I wank once every 3-4 days but it's more a kind of functional thing rather than something to look forward to. Takes about 45 seconds then I continue with my day.
dont even get me started on anglicans...
bottom of the barrel
got some new creps
less yanks
more frogs
keep /brit/ pure
convicts arent afforded a vote
neither are traitors
can we build a city inside a volcano and harness it's energy
Iceland
i mean inside a volcano not just near one
they did in austin powers
Agartha
hmm not seen it
vgh
only traitors if we lost
treason is about intent, not outcome
everything is about outcome. intention is a consolation prize or a cherry on top
church of england has made a mockery of itself
just catholics but they replaced the pope with the monarch/bishop of canterbury and also made it even more woke
You want the most 2006 sound of all time?
what the helly british remix:
what the helly
i like to watch the bbc on the telly what the helly
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It honest to god makes my heart weep.
Two Israeli embassy staff shot dead in attack at DC Jewish museum
You are this close.
no but i wouldn't expect you lot to understand nuance
Saved
ARGENTINE PARAGLIDERS OVER THE FALKLANDS
ermm what the fork
Thinking about the biomass again
my fuckups are okay when my intentions are good!
and i always have good intentions because i say so!
typical boomer attitude here
Good
gaul.
alri
lol
My muscles.
pourin green lean you gonna turn into a boston celtic
you keep on takin all these Ls you da boston celtics
he approached my doorstep wrong almost shot the mailman
i just scammed a emo white kid i think its lil xan
embassy staff
somthings fishy
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Cheer up, incels
rogan.
overslept but the coach was 20 late so I made it in the end
me: there's no good music I've listened to all the music
also me: *discovers a new artist* heh
*scratches arse and pulls out comically oversized turd*
rooooorke you freaking asshole!!!!!
what the fuck does this post mean
it's 5 am over there
no because of hitler clap
pleased for Big Ange and Sonny
didn't actually bother watching the match as I was tired and couldn't be arsed. Heard it was a slurper anyway so I am vindicated.
LENNYYYYYYY
love rdr2 so much haha
funny to imagine some mad egyptian who barely knows english hunched over in the depths of cairo making his inane little posts
Life's a blur. The meds keep me stable, but stable is about as interesting as watching paint dry.
The last job I legitimately had was a creative writer where I came up with item names for a game called 'Borderlands 2'.
Need this biomass liquidated
He was out of bed later than usual, thus at the bus stop waiting for collection later than usual. However the bus that takes him to his destination was 20 minutes late, thus his late arrival at the bus stop didn't mean missing his bus and he still arrived to his destination on time.
I believe you.
You can't capture the noise pollution of the constant screeching sounds of motorcycle horns from the sky, but it's literally the worst in the world
Bored, might kms for summit to do
The last job I legitimately had was a creative writer where I came up with item names for a game called 'Borderlands 2'.
"Why haven't you worked in 13 years anon?"
clean?
You been?
fingers smell like grilled veggies
never go alone, all suicides are always a waste of a good killing spree
the air
what a fucking stupid thing to post
black irish
Waiting on the 300 second cool down nonsense then I'll get the new posted
what happened with lugui mangione
my eyes are not fixed.
fire