Cowdenbeath edition
/brit/
erm
they were seeking the death penality and he did quite obviously do it so yeah
somehow I don't think reddit astroturfing will save him from a jury of 12 normal people
I was watching the lad that makes 'car bad' videos that are absolutely accurate
'Not Just Bikes' or something shant be googling
eating poo
Also can Giza not afford to look like Disneyland based strictly off of the revenue generated by tourists wanting to see the fucking pyraminds of Giza
Why does it look like it's made of dirty cardboard
Could make a thread asking but shant
the virgin esoteric Egyptian singlepost vs the chad Emmett stream of consciousness
You can't do shit.
tHE rat concept
Invading Iraq must have been kino
he should be freed plus they used illegal surveillance techniques to find him
He should get the chair for being Shitalian
rorke the type of nigga to install ubuntu on his laptop
it's all messed up
they messed it all up
on the bog shitting out a poo from my arse
got a thick head from steamingtoil last night but still have to go to work because CAPITALISM said so
I use mint on my desktop
aint no back in the day nigga. aint no nostalgia to this shit here.
FUCK YOU SICKO
Anyone ever been to Brest?
good la
never even touched a breast lad
big /brit/ pissup at poowong pub this weekend lads, get your plane tickets booked x
Cheadle twinned with Poowong, Australia
The High Tower (2178 High Tower Drive) is a five-story, over 100-foot-high tower housing a private elevator. It was built circa 1920 in the style of a Bolognese campanile. The tower provides access to a Streamline Moderne fourplex known as High Tower Court, built between 1935 and 1936. Architect Carl Kay designed both.
love a good poo, me
been reading asoif books
this fat bastard is obsessed with sex
Aussie nibbas be like "alright mate I'm from Ooh eeh, ooh aah aah
Ting tang wallawalla bingbang"
i love alvin and simon and theodore
ok
I know he sucked dick but he's smart asf tho
youtube.com
one of the best songs I've ever heard in my life
What?
what about the other one
Utterly contemptible foid
brittany or jeanette or eleanor? or do you mean dave?
why do these cunts find the town name "poowong" so funny
is that your mom?
no the other chipmunk
To get fucked in the ass.
poowong
Kek
screaming
poo
Put them in the jail.
Too much for nothing lad, even I admit I am not that German. What's wrong?
Fecesphallus
You got pigs everywhere that's something us Brits know about it already.
nobody calls a cock a wong tho
XD/
I also love clarice and chip and dale (especially dale)
I love
youtube.com
cockawong
bet this is also a real place
Get out of it.
Tell me traveller, do you know what lurks beneath... Cowdenbeath?
Really bad.
I've been to Brest in Belarus.
place a bet
Sir Jason Bourne
auhauhehauh
more to come
anyway ross bagdasarian his son I've seen his place in montecito it's fucking nice
always tear up when I stifle a yawn
gf thinks I have hidden depths because it happend when I had to listen to her trauma dumping nonsense
I work in corporate finance
Get her uppercutted
grah
you have to go bye bye now
bye bye
hmm :) M
holon
Sir Sabrina Carpenter
For me it's convincing Lady Aribeth to surrender then hanging her in the city square.
I want you to fight me
played like a fiddle
I want you to fight me.
girls from the waist up men from the waist down
attempts to be your own love object
reconcile your parents to you by becoming both at once
even marilyn monroe was a man but this tends to get overlooked by our mother fixated overweight sexist media
Evens slop
Odds booze
The world would be better if only Eurasia existed
I'm so in love with you
I'll be forever blue
That you give me no reason
Why you're making me work so hard
reading this song's lyrics and started having an actual sneezing fit (five times)
youtube.com
very suggestible isn't I
Awful take
that's earth's worst part
science yet to determine why the fake leather thingy comes off headphones to reveal the foam underneath
some questions are too big for humanity
Kaiser Willy
probably the heat and sweat from your extended goon sessions melting the glue
Bam bam bam tu tutu du bam doch
more of an eastasia kind of man
why not both?
I dont remember him being in Doom
Look, man. So far I have been clueless but mad ok?
They really wanted that kid dead huh?
I will fuck a horse and breed it.
Hi Jason, nice to see you're back in Fake London.
You have to play the right version
I'd rather see a White Africa, White Central Asia and White South America.
A quarter of Birmingham is not in work
There are parts of Tower Hamlets where more than 50% of residents have never worked. Something to think about as you head into toil so Labour can get their taxes
yeh
GTA V download.
Liquidate biomass.
cope and seethe
Work hard at school they said
Get a good job they said
If you’re lucky you’ll get to work in the city, and live in a zone 6 flat share
If you’re very lucky you’ll just get your phone stolen a few times on the way home by the new Britons living on benefits in zones 1 and 2
mad with 19th century population balance between Africa and eruope we could have actually settled large parts of the continent, realistically if colonization was more organized I think we could've seen an 80-90% white south africa at least, crazy
Indian?
morn
I will slit throats over that one, nothing is going to happen you fucking bitch.
actually depressing how shit this country is, im going to develop skills that allow me to work abroad, we have nice visa arrangements with Australia and canada, and even though they complain about being fucked too it's definitely not as bad as here
should have been on the motorway 15 minutes ago
lad in /britfeel/ moved to aus to work in a FIFO mine in the middle of nowhere moving dirt with big trucks
made decent money but was occasionally homesick
Are you not sane
eyes on the road naughty
Funny how ppl in /cum/ are too brown/sedated to know how bad the USA is, and how far it's fallen.
summer's over boys
something not quite right about this image
moving to aus and getting a job as a big scary spider
it's just some fucking psycho chatbot
just report it and move on
giwtwm i never want to wear short sleeves or shorts again. Luxury is hiding under 7 blankets in July
for me it's getting job as koala bear
And this one? Why the fuck is this human error here months and months later?
white brits leaving, need 250,000 extra nigerians for replacement
ktim
hell is anywhere you can't be comfortable in a proper wool jumper
britain has actually fallen, I wish we were as rich as americans, we've basically had a lost decade
Much of the country is dying. Americans don't seem to understand decline very well, especially white Americans who get offended if you remind them this country is basically shit compared to what it used to be.
doing a sad toot of heroin
how come the japanese food places at luton airport keep going out of business
this time it's yo sushi being replacdd by wasabi
one thing i don't get about ziedy is these brand posts
he does the cuck spamming because he's unwell i get that part but what do these brand posts have to do with anything?
Wasn't aware they were confident in planes that thicc that long ago though I suppose the second World War demanded much innovation and there were likely bomber ships and the such in the skies
the bank holiday weekend begins NOW
mental illness, lad
mods ban it frequently but it keeps coming back with new ip addresses every couple of hours
janny and the mods don't care enough
store.steampowered.com
Doing a lets play.
Try and find me.
Sir Trade Spanner
Sir China Man
Sir Tool Maker
incorrect
not only do i have to toil tomorrow i also said i'd go in to the office to do some goodbye drinks after work
might become an apprentice chinaman
May their memories be a blessing
Got the Kim Wilde on
coffeeman
don't mind if I do!
not me
already at the airport and about to board the flight to Krakow Pissup Central
proudly wearing his long service medals
he's literally the wog arnold rimmer
The hell's goin on with that star of David. Are they trying to make it like an upgraded LGBTQ flag?
It does not work at all. Just punches me in the eyes. You take something completely symmetric and tack a new visual experience onto every part of it.
Reckon becoming a locksmith would be a good trade these days because who the fuck has heard of a locksmith these days so when you finally need one the choice is very limited so you must get loads of work
AI will make the job redundant
Worst case scenario you can steal and rape
prince william aka big willy aka the bald willy
Kek
and you can secretly keep a spare key and sneak into people's houses aha *taps side of nose knowingly*
sometimes do wonder what you lot do in england that causes so many paki's to go on mass raping spree's
why doesn't he face a fatwa here
get the islamic courts working
meanwhile you get sent in for mean posts on facebook
mad asl LOL
Sir Fatwa Facer
oh victim blaming now are we
They are here because we were there
No use complaining about it now, just need to get on with it for the sake of diversity
Yeah, Christian morality and capitalism robbed us of that.
'rape' aka timmy sr found out she been bopping in the shisha lounge got mad asl and filed a report
The eventual goal is to remove the American standard of living as well, as the global economic system doesn't need a central base, and collapse the US throughout brown immigration and demographic change. The rich will just migrate elsewhere, maybe seaside at Gaza Estates.
just witnessed ban evasion
nickeraqua
Browns are profoundly inhuman biomass without a purpose.
We need Sensitive Young Men but with iron hearts like Heydrich to do what must be done.
=D
I’m brown and I’m also human and have purpose. What did I ever do to make you hate me so?
Genuinely curious what the shambling brown black biomass horde actually does for a living. What companies actually employ them? They are incompetent subhumans who are only useful for being farming equipment.
how does it feel to know you would be unemployable if your Anon Babble post history leaked
Correct.
The UK doesn't more fried chicken shops. Off you pop.
the territorial army apparently
pretty sure 80% of people would be sacked if there internet history was leaked being a racist homophobic wrong un isn't unique to Anon Babble
It’s already been leaked. IP addresses for every post are harvested and were taken in the recent hack. It’s child’s play to get details from isps and match them up
they deliver my cold mcdonalds chips to my flat and other such shit jobs
funding Uberjeets
Runt
Bizarre answer
yeah thats what the hackers are going to do lad sift through the millions of different ip adresses so they can hunt down your posts about poo and hating brown people and email your employer about it
yeah all nice an well but dubul ibhunu tbqh
Hey biomasslad im a huge fan
IP addresses for every post are harvested and were taken in the recent hack
No they weren't
they deal drugs
Same useless shit bag posting taunting bbc garbage all day. Go back to harvesting the undigested corn kernels out of the sewer shit in your home countries, like your ancestors did. Absurd.
not my fault dole scum like you are too lazy to hop on a bike
Britain is no longer a rich country after 15 years of stagnation “caused UK living standards to plummet”, according to economists.
I'm not on the dole, slob
might slit my penis down the middle with a scalpel
It’s child’s play to get details from isps
???
bell arc pleb
or
blab cell rep
or
crepy lull
or
cull reply
Better import another 1 million 80 IQ jeets!
AI will make the job trivial
They were taken, just not released (yet)
what the heck happens if AI replaces 80% of jobs
Imagine being physician 2 lol
Mogged by physician 1, mogged even harder by 2 different LLMs
they getting dropped off by illegal cronem
ChatGPT find all instances of posts that contain "doing a poo" and "fucking hate these brown cunts" that were posted on the same IP address and find who the local employers of runts are
What happens if sharks develop nuclear weapons?
find who the local employers of runts are
???
katy polishing baton before di bell ring
Doctors can stop swanning about all smug like with their fancy degrees
physician 2 is a white toil stricken hospital freak
physician 1 is a based and lazy old hindu gp
like the aborigines in days of old
Old bloke smoking weed outside the school
Not really on is it
The lads
deserves a slap or two
They were taken
No they weren't
get the kids to relax on weed and they wont get fat and develop man boobs excess cortisol or estrogen
Right why is it raining
Both bbc and apple said there was a zero percent chance of rain
How on earth can there be a zero perecent chance and then it happens
dadfreak working from home today
fuck off man
the sky is obviously lying
saw our head of IT at toil on a red board recently
probably Anon Babble
Suck him off while he's on his teams calls
might get my knob chewed off by a vicious animal
it desperately needs to rain.
britain thought they would be save from climate change but turns out jet stream changes will bring drought
Maybe he just likes the theme
we are due a rebound soon right? for the Japanese lost decade(s) there was at least a clear reason for the crash, we have just slowly rotted into the third world
what's an acceptable board to use at toil then
Anon Babble
pdf uploads
[banter stops]
Had 3 hours sleep
had to get on the bus today and a schoolgirl sat next to me. bet she thought i looked a right freak, but there were no other seats.
the lads
went to bed early got up half way through had a wank went back to bed. so comfy
the difference between 3 hours and 0 hours is less significant than the difference between 3 hours and 8 hours if you understand my meaning
basically you do not ever want to be getting 0 hours sleep. Anything is better than 0. If you want to feel like you're dying then get 0 hours sleep for 2+ days.
dying to now the 5th one
I've slept 3-4 hours every workday and 12 on weekends for over a decade now
works v. well
you must be chad. a girl would rather stand than use the last seat if it was next to me
redditors are so fucked in the head
alright mate can you do G MAN on the back and the number 5 but like put a 3D render of the titanic sailing the atlantic on a moonless night over the bottom half of the 5 yeah?
no bother pal
literally brainwashed
not to brag but I've also been to Leeds
howling
Wonder how many of the girls I went to school with got blacked at uni
Devastated that sxyprn has blocked UK users
eh
Still can’t believe spurs won
infatuated with the city of Leeds and I couldn't tell you why.
for me it's the accent
use a VPN like a normal person
'
STOP THE GANGS
SMASH THE BOATS
Personally I don’t watch pornography
love Braintree
the name's funny and they build classy windows there
Porn is essential to my life
the experts? trusted
sexyporn
It was to mine but now I don’t use it all. You can do this too
porn is for retards sorry but true
i don't like this bradley
didn't realise I was addicted to porn until I tried to quit
where's that clip of bowie on jonathan ross where ross tries to engage him on the subject of pornography and bowie's not having it and then there's an awkward edit and bowie is telling him in a somewhat somber tone that he should try to avoid looking at porn online because "your children will thank you" or something like that
£2
the biggest shaggers of all time do shit like this. all the "alpha males" are frauds
i'm currently moderately high on heroin
The only jonathan ross I know is from kiwi farms
I quit beating my dick when I learned that the are behind PornHub and all the other major ones. I understood they want us depraved, not searching for a partner or companion because of porn, it’s nasty to think of the trafficking going on. Also they are increasingly recommending incest porn in the main page, that’s just depraved.
Porn destroys us mentally, emotionally and morally. It poisons us. That’s why Israel distributed porn to the Palestinians in 2002, its a weapon.
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got into an argument on Anon Babble the other night where we were ad homineming the fuck out of each other but then eventually apologised to each other and tried to understand each other's perspective
rare for a Anon Babble argument where you're calling someone a virgin twat to end in such a way
mime bowie is best bowie
having a scotch egg
The rozzers got are bonnie
Can’t believe she’s in her 20s I thought she was like 40
you got anything on you you shouldn't have?
opening a can of worms there
Probably the sun. She has lived in Oz for a long time
left toil early because more people showed up than usual and there was nothing for me to do
got a useless uni degree, what do I do now?
teach that subject to others
I'll broadcast to the whole world when and where I will be engaging in lewd conduct in public
Honestly what did she expect?
get a useful one
teach english abroad
rorke getting a masters in paradox interactive grand strategy games
Doing nothing
Kill youself
Spend 40 years working for dull little companies of 50/60 people or so doing marketing, CRM, commercial ops
Mutto
got fantasies about meeting hitler before he joined the german workers' party and becoming mates with him
Motherless.
imagine how funny it would be to pay for a site advert telling people to come to /brit/, jannies would be devastated. big bradley plastered at the top of every board inviting random mongs to spam the thread
To stop him from being a genocidal warmonger right?
Become an aid worker and go to Gaza and help them
sounds great if the salary is good
wouldn't have to stop him because he never was
to help him be a better genocidal warmonger right?
I'm a left handed wanker
*sighs loudly*
whatever rorke mate
to tell him to leave poland alone and stick to making germany better
to have gay sex with him right?
Need to be on an arctic submarine
not the worst suggestion i ever heard
wonder how big H would've handled constructive criticism like that early on in his political career
germans cannot build civilization they had to steal it from poland (true)
Poo is NOT chocolate it is solid waste expelled from the bowels.
morning dee lads. I snoozed my alarm to 10:30 but got up anyway. Routine has got me on the ropes x
shut up Adam
they were weeding out the out the jews, buffing up the industry, all they had to do was not fuck it up
they did, because germans are capable but autistic
imagine advertising /brit/ on tv
(not true)
yes, it is
(no)
why not?
(just isn't)
thought so
yank new
(also not true)
Swarthy Aussie.
Turns out he is a man.