Sex Ed

Don't listen to this guy he's trying to trick you so girls will laugh at you. The real way to use a condom is as follows

blow into the condom, like a balloon (it might take a couple strong breaths)

BEFORE the air comes out, put your dick into the hole

it's vital that you keep as much air in the condom as possible at first

then once your dick is all the way covered, you let the air out of the condom

proceed with sex

SAAAAAARRR

We had it in my school district and then the religious parents complained and now we don't

Fourth grade.
Remember that we're a country where the age of consent is fifteen, so I think it's pretty important.

Thanks, you teached me how to use a condom

I will remember you forever

why does the general public let themselves be tricked by obvious pedophiles into pretending kids don't know how to use search engines?

Wait

blow into the condom, like a balloon

The woman will laugh at me uncontrollably if I do this. Are you sure this is the way everyone does it

You're welcome, friend.
Yes 100%. Trying to unroll the condom on your cock is extremely painful and dangerous. You must inflate your condoms first. Always.

I know how pussies should look like thanks to many nip artists who draw them with a great deal of detail.
Otherwise, I slept through my grade school vagoodick classes.

allowing foids to decide what their kids should learn about their own body

contemporary freedomism is 2 rad 4 me
She is obviously associating basic anatomy sex ed with some more, something not meant for children. Perhaps she envision the teacher handing out condoms like they do to adolescent teens?
Quite neurotic. And then complaining to the world instead of bringing her concerns to where she can get answers is another top foid move.

*please community run my bids as I am the mature and should perhaps get to decide??*

I only remember it at maybe 13-14 but when you're saying it, maybe we had some old RFSU tant talk about it earlier

It's been a while ago, so it's probably not relevant anymore. Must've been like sixth or seventh year, biology class. The female teacher gave one of the girls a book, sat her at the teachers desk, and told her to read it to the class, then left the class herself. The girl couldn't get past a single sentence withing giggling like a tard and we learned nothing.

You can't stop the inevitable.
All you can do is cope shitjeet.

Why did the teacher leave?

SAAAAAARRR

No idea, she was probably ashamed of talking about sex to a bunch of teenagers.

this

American?

What year is 5th grade?

t. Poo

12.
Way past the age of wondering and comparing oneself with the boys.

Like 11

Why is it black

I’m pretty sure we got taught about this at the same age, we didn’t get pictures of vaginas though

They once had a sex ed class at school but I didn't go that day cause it's dumb

nip artists who draw them with a great deal of detail.

I thought that was illegal in Japaan

why did my daughter get handed this at school?

because she's in school?????
like what do you expect, dumb cunt?

anhow, we had our first sex ed in 5th grade, so I was about 10
then we had more sex ed later in high school
and then again in vocational school
you could always get free condoms from school nurses or youth health counseling things or whatever the fuck

basically this, yeah

I remember getting Sex ED when I was 14 and no one was taking it seriously because it was taught by some extremely ugly tranny

Around the same age, but they weren't that detailed regarding the outer genitalia.
I don't understand these people, they are not encouraginghave sex relations, it just explain their bodily functions.

emphasis was also put on safe sex, so why on earth would a parent be against that?

this is your brain on being
1. a parent this day and age
2. point 1. but in the US

Well even the small 3-packs come with instructions, at least you could have a quick look at them.

Remember that it's the guy pounding you the one who should wearing it and pose as a model

If I was given this in middle school I'd jack off when I got home.

How often does the penis inspection guy come to European schools? My school had me doing monthly inspections until I turned 11.

Do mutties really think sex ed is some kind of communist propaganda?

That's why they pixelate it. I should have a look again at old shunga art and check if they portrayed genitalia or not

not once

Penis-what? You mean check for phimosis. We have a public heath service, those are who check you, offer counselling, and give you the final decision.

I remember I got my first gay thoughts from a sex ed class. But it's not like we were shown gay sex or anything. I was reading about how your pp could get hard from being close to other girls and "even with other boys". Just reading that line made me think about such an scenario

The gym teacher gave me penis inspections after every PE class. Said I was special and to not tell anyone else because it might've made the other kids jealous.

Anons..... I....

I was probably 8 or 9 when I had sex ed the first time

5th grade sounds right. Its why I don't have any STDs or kids at 20.

We teach more about useless and controversial stuff rather than how to do healthy sex....

I had one class in like the 6th grade. And then we briefly covered it again in health class my freshman year of high school

like what

11 is completely fine for starting to learn about this stuff in school though? That parent is an idiot.

I got given a bunch of condoms during fresher's week at university. I never used any of them for sex, but I practised putting them on since why not. Apparently you're supposed to roll it down over your penis, rather than stretching it out first and then putting it over your dick.

Also, condoms are covered in this slimy wet substance.

I am a sex expert, or sexpert, as my peers are wont to call me. The slimy wet substance is called "lewb".

i fucking hate this puritanical country so goddamn much, where something that demonstrably helps against child predators is demonized