Los Gringos edish
/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico
mischief on hump day? don't mind if i do
we use the oxford comma here in america
hilo anime
No, we don't. Oxford commas are a jewish invention
It’s Thursday
not on the west coast
yes we do, you're a /shit/ish plant
LETS FUCKING GO
Not for 1 hour and 39 minutes it isn't
I swear this last week something just flipped a switch and now every single night this week the streets are full of brown people and drunk drivers who don't stop at red lights or stop signs and are either going 20 under the speed limit and swerving between lanes or 30 over.
It's a complete fucking shitshow out there right now. Donald Trump we NEED YOU to send ICE to Manchester, NH.
PLEASE DONALD TRUMP SAVE US
Move to a west coast utopia
goodnight
He’s named trump like a bible trumpet. This new guy is a wordplay about waiting to have sex, bide In. They’re not real people unfortunately, you’re in a simulation called Hell.
currently defending super israel in helldivers 2
I was depressed about not having a girlfriend all day but now I feel better
It's that Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick hittin' El Pasou?
I love latinas so much bros it's unreal
I’m bad at jerking off
where all my dirty south niggas at
Ben Garrison
I laughed
All the prostitutes are named after mythological concepts. Theyre not even real people. This is a type of simulation that hosts an omnipotent god, who is a gay rapist that loves cuckolding, and other mental torture techniques.
20% of humanity is carrying 80% of the work to keep society functional
you don't need one you never need one it will only lead to ruin
Thread's not looking great, I think I'll go to bed
I have 30k pesos saved up, is basically nothing and it took me months to get here.
you only need to win 5 hands of blackjack to turn that into a million
I am the 20%
goon angle? i'm thinking its possible
Why do the very worst freaks find their way into /cum/?
This guy had that link saved for at least 9 years. That's some level of particular retention.
saved
No. I usee the archive just like you
wtf
Issue #1: I don't care
Issue #2: I like Iceland
i ran the calculations.
it's a long shot, but we've got the technology.
I aint about that life
What about the turning it all around angle?
what are you? the gay retard police?
this bozo? yea hes filtered, been filtered for a while now
why
Why what?
Holy shit, Icelandic girls look like THAT?
were you abused or neglected
maybe?
Everything I don't like is gommunism
This could be us....
No. Got any non-retarded questions or are you done?
instead, we're more like this
this bozo? yea hes filtered, been filtered for a while now
So glad that I have dogberg to protect me from any crackheads that may try to break in
I don't get it
kill yourself
just dont make it gay
What percentage of Icelandic girls look like Björk
I'm done freak
Why aren't you financing hot dogs
Not sure what I'm looking at here
LOL
They literally just look like a couple. It's so weird.
Boo hoo nigga
Great question. Probably less than 0.1%
paying for a hotdog in installments, latest new thing to get retards into debt
the world's most sophisticated companies are constantly in debt, i don't see why i shouldn't be also
Our great country is nearly 40 trillion dollars in debt
who gives a fuck about an oxford comma
So you’re saying there’s a chance…
Damn there are more people in my mid-sized city than in Iceland
Because they get bailed out by the government because the economy is fake? Personal debt is entirely different.
It’s too icy for ‘em, what a sin…
I think you'd have better luck in canada, alaska and greenland
Crazy how much your own appearance and opinion of yourself affects your output. Cleaned up my room, cleaned up my face, feeling and performing a lot better. I guess peterson was right in that regard.
I'm finally moving out of my moms house at 28 next month and I'm starting to realize I don't want to go. But I'm too far in bros.
i think about killing myself a lot, it's basically all i think about from the moment i wake up until i go to bed
you're cooked
if you're going to be living alone, it's great. if you are moving in with roommates, it's shit. good luck.
Why?
Good luck
might just pretend i'm catholic so i can get a virgin church girl
don't enjoy life, can't make friends, no prospects, things of that nature
NEED a gf so I can redpill her on why Islam is inherently evil
It’s over…
stroking my shit rn
Aliens might be revealed to the world within our lifetime, that's worth sticking around for to see
Erm
You're about to take your last step out of childhood, everyone is scared of it.
Poop funny
If I live thousands of miles away from my mom but she still helps me manage my bank account and bills and such does that mean I'm a child?
Very true
she's 33 and she does is talk about ponnies and disney, that's what's so attractive about her
Yes
She probably smells bad
nah she's tidy
flag
Not happening, give it up
Mexican communists coming to the USA and then killing one group of Middle Easterners because of an ethnic feud with other Middle Easterners occurring in a foreign desert. None of the above should be in my country at all.
Israelis are actually European
71% of our GDP is produced by democrat cities
We don't know why she looks the way she does. It's not at all common here
no
damn straight
brokie mindset
My favourite type of beer is cold, nahmsayin?
no
They are Europeans, they didn't move to that area until after WW2
Stunning levels of scientific illiteracy.
demonrats as i like to call em
Conservatards
hate jews
hate muslims
nuke the entire region
What part of my statement is false?
Women like this can have sneaky bad hygiene. Hair brushed, makeup done but clothes haven't been washed and no deodorant
even assuming everyone of those is on the lowest tier she's coming off with 150k every month to make videos about barbie, she's so loaded
Me too
she's smart locking 90% of her content behind a paywall
Beer good yes
and if it ever gets too low she can just re upload all the videos on youtube and get millions more on exposure from youtube, she doesnt even bother uploaded there anymore
the entirety of it
my face when
fat asses pushing each other around
Can’t sleep
I will no longer be allowed to host the oscars after the resurfacing of a bad post i made 9 years ago
You’re still welcome here ignore the butthurt moralfags
Fuck PENIS
Told you you made a powerful enemy
Post the biggest ass
It’s time to put the woke away
Told you you made a powerful enemy
.
I look like this
sumo is just too fast to be interesting, shit ends in like 10 seconds at most and then just waiting
Gonna go jerk off to WMBF
there's something very alluring about the idea of touching my penis till it cooms
that'll be one hell of a 30 seconds for ya, buddy
But what about redditleaf? Surely a highly respect individual such as him has a say in this matter
Yuck
If it weren't for /bra/, this would be the worst general on Anon Babble
What about /panties/
I’m tough as nails
BMWF for me
This law office plays some goofy ass "girl boss" commercials on the radio, and they higher exclusive sexy ass bitches. I wonder how often they win cases.
Gel or acrylic?
American steel.
been seeing more and more IMWF porn lately
why wasn't i born in japan
Probably has something to do with your search history
How do I stop this relentless diarrhea? I've chugged two entire bottles of Pedialyte, and I'm still sprinting to the bathroom every hour like I'm training for the Los Angeles Olympics! This is straight-up torture!
i use incognito
What's the tragically hip song that goes hey hey hey
I'm not Canadian so I don't know
I'm going down to Mexico to get myself a reasonable size harem of Latinas who will pee in front of me
Or more likely,
I'm going down to Mexico to get myself shot
imwf
Israeli man Western Female?
Probably has something to do with your search history
German porn
Icelandic Porn
Danish Porn
Hot fair skinned blonde and blue eyed women
Russian Porn
Estonian Porn
American Porn
youtu.be
Their goofy ass YouTube channel has thousands of views but no comments
but your an animal baby it's in your nature
I uh i don't know. Sorry
Doesn't matter when you are logged in
Gotta love it when you ask a question and somebody replies with "I don't know because" or "I don't know but"
Like thanks a lot for your input bro
they're unironically taking over the world, it's so over
I just want to let you know that I cared enough to try and help
I remember back in 2014 when my female classmates were complaining that this song was demeaning to women and so on. Utter nonsense—I have no patience for that feminist rhetoric.
Icelandic Man White Woman?
I don't like violence or death
Icelandic Man White Woman?
Natürlich
Explain how saying "I don't know" is any more helpful than staying quiet
Amish ahh
I sometimes do that but i do it specifically to be unhelpful because i think it's funny
Based
How should I know
Me? Cute. You? Lol.
I operate by my own rules pal. There's nothing saying I can't respond to questions I don't know with "I don't know"
sometimes briefly I’m even about chinese in speed
True
Satan makes the gore videos. He controls the bodies like they’re puppets, they likely do not contain any soul except his. Since it’s technically acting, you can literally see Satan is doing it, it’s like a movie he’s making. Not like a movie, it is a movie. He recorded it himself too. And uploaded it online. Because he wants us to watch his movies. He says he made this reality I guess it’s pretty cringe though. He does break the 3rd wall occasionally in his videos, and you can see the alien speaking through the humans body. But he makes it look fake, like it was photoshopped in. Lol, he’s so weird. That’s what happens when you fuck billions of women, which is what he did here.
Big if true
You may be on to something here
Schizojeet on a melty mad one
If it's any consolation, both the jerk and the rich guy are getting played, shelling out cash for "their woman" who’s got them wrapped around her finger like putty on their hands
Jerking off to vine compilation
What if I’m a rich jerk though
Beat it chick
I say "I don't know" to even the questions I know just because I can't be bothered
Yeah I mean I just told you to watch some gore videos. They actually say they’re Satan when they’re being killed. But he does it in weird ways, you should actually do this. Doesnt have to be a gore video, he’s also the president. They let you know they’re fake all the time.
neighbors are smoking crack again
I think Futurama is extremely underrated even in spite of how popular it is.
Grim
another /cum/ dark age
the brian experience
I C Weiner? aw crud
pic
lol it’s been a minute
Billy west is great
show me your worst fucking gore video
youtube.com
indian male white femle
What a wonder our world is
The early 2000s were the pinnacle of animated comedy
My therapist says I deserve better
Yuck
The LATE 70s were the pinnacle of animated comedy
its actually hot i love seeing white women degraded
Yeah Satan made that show. He drew it and voice acted it using humans, he makes all the tv shows. Fry is named after a French fry, it was a slavery joke. Fry is like the common slave and we eat French fries. Lee La is Satan, that’s why she has one eye. Like the third eye. And she’s named A”LEE”IN LA, because La apparently is a scary sound about being forced. So she’s got a very scary name, and also one eye. And she’s the woman because Satan is all the women. The first time my mom stopped pretending to be a real person felt really weird. She’s the only women I ever knew actually. Satan makes lots of jokes about celibacy. Because he doesn’t have sex with us, and that’s pretty weird to summon people here and then to have sex in front of them with your own clones, and to not really provide any explanation as to what’s happening besides “lol those guys are me, whyd you wanna have sec with a clone?”.
my left brain knows that all love is fleeting~
'ello theh
Look were just debating Satans art work. I don’t think you read what I’ve been saying. He actually kills the dude on the screen himself, and he is also the dude being killed. He could kill them any which way he wanted, it’s not impressive and it’s not scary.
I used to take care of a turtle with one eye, we named her Leela.
The real life equivalent of this would be a room full of guys blurting out random non sequiturs and sometimes someone responds and sometimes it turns into a conversation but the others in the room are still making comments with the occasional diatribe
And your right brain????????????
Biblical quiz: how many spies did Moses send into Canaan
Might be fun if we were all really drunk
Not buying that
Early IDF
gooning to this thread
what happened to her
Fable was extremely good, it just needed like 3x more content and it would be among the goats
these two sides of my brain need to have a meeting
gooning to this thread
imwf???????????
icelandic male white female???????????
love white women
Have you never sat down at a bar full of strangers? Actually at the bar, not tables in a bar establishment. If people are sociable enough, it gets a bit like what you described. Especially if the bar is convex-curved so people can see each other
wen 2 arbys got double roast beef and 4mozzarella sticks shieet nigga dat cost me like $18
I support the IRA
You'd also have at least 1 or 2 schizos babbling incoherently, at least 1 fight breaking out, and multiple people shoving unfunny images and videos in everyone's face
If you're asking how she lost her eye, she was improperly cared for by her previous owners and got an infection. They were dipshits who kept her as a classroom pet (she's a snapping turtle!).
If you asking where she is now, she's doing just fine, I just don't work there anymore
Alright but did you know David cohen literally means Jew co hen. And hen being a word for a woman. So that’s Satan again, who named the human after celibacy. Because they often make jokes about Jews who don’t have a hen. To torture them. The Jews are named David often. Most famous people named David actually were named by Satan, because they are Satans clones in his fake reality he’s set up. And their last name is often a joke word about sex. Because Satan loves to sexually abuse the Jews for some reason. Probably because they actually have souls. It must make him feel so strong to rape somebody real.
she's doing just fine, I just don't work there anymore
so how do you know huh she could be DEAD
the bible isnt real
I'm still in contact with my old boss, I mean I guess she could be dead but it's unlikely, snapping turtles live a long time
Mel time, say Muhammad is a pedo, etc
no cause schizos shut the fuck up in front of Real Chads
The idea of gooning to words, like a written story, is incomprehensible to me. I don't know how women do it
Ladies love my uniform
i need a germanic south brazilian woman
men do it too, there's some popular porn games that are just text
I think sometimes you guys are just messing with me but I respond completely seriously because I can't tell. This happens in real life too
They named it a bar after a prison with bars. Because you don’t ever have a good time at a bar, you’re a prisoner. And a club is named after the weapon, because you get clubbed in the head when you see all those people and don’t get to participate too. What they don’t tell you is all those people are Satan. He cloned himself billions of times before bringing the real people here. And he tortures the real people, and doesn’t let them have wives. So he actually uses his magic to poison their bodies, which is pretty crazy. And he also forces them to fast, to make them very thin. And doesn’t let them work, if you’re real and you try to work with Satan, he’s going to hurt you. Because poverty is also a method of torture. There’s not much explanation as to why he poisons the real people and starves them. He says pain is good for them lol. And repeatedly threatens to do worse to them, he often gives them phantom penises and then he cuts off the phantom penis. And they get like this huge adrenaline rush where it feels like you really just got your dick cut off.
Only the first 4 seasons though
the icelandic radio association???????????
the real life equivalent of cum would be a bunch of awkward dudes fumbling around looking down at their phones in silence
I want to puke.
women play porn games too you know
There's nothing wrong with that, you're giving a genuine answer
shut up schizo jeet satan isnt real
so do iFag users just have to watch every jewtube ad?
Illegal.
And what's preventing you?
No I just use the brave browser
He has no mouth and he must puke (he's a bot)
let's see
sure they do, all 0.2% of coc player base must be women
change
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Spinny.....
This is not good company
crush
youtu.be
What was his problem?!?
no pussy
correct, this is Easy Company
Normandy
i cant jerk off to text, i can be aroused by it but its just not stimulating enough for me to jerk off to
Give me a (you).
touch pussy
Not this time
Give me an A
no
RIP Hudson Bay Company
To be honest I get upset when I see a white woman with a colored
pussy for fares
Have you tried the new pops from McDonald’s? Lol they’re so gross. That’s one of Satans jokes is to sell things named pops. Corn Pops, is another one. It’s named after not popping a cherry, and when you eat gross food you feel bad. That’s one of his methods of torture is to feed you gross food named after never taking a virginity. He makes you pay for it too. There’s all kinds of pops, I had some on my icecream and it was so gross. They’re always really bad. He makes them bad intentionally, he actually works at the food factories lol what a loser. Im not sure why he’s doing this. He made so many different types of pops. It almost looks like he’s trying to kill the losers using bullying, because they’re a profit loss. But I dunno. Maybe he just is really omnipotent, and can make all this food that’s disgusting. And it just gets thrown away I guess. Im assuming he doesn’t actually need money, because hes the one working the jobs. And he also doesn’t mind dying painfully, I’ve seen tons of Satans with missing arms and legs. Its not that relevant I guess. I just wish he would stop replying to me on Anon Babble.
Shut up sky
grow up
it's what I email my university professors when the semester ends
no.
I feel you
Lol that’s not even interesting all he did was rewrite some old words using new words that we haven’t seen before. Then he faked the redit posts and replied to himself tons of times to make it look popular. That one’s so boring fag. And he put it in an old video game, to make it seem historical almost, like it was a hidden gem. It’s literally just Satans artwork, and not even one of his better art pieces. He didn’t really make any good art actually. I wonder if he gets offended. Considering he spends so much time on art.
so gay you posted it twice, nice
I'm developing a fetish for black women.
:3
I want to go back to visit Hong Kong again but it is so far away and chinese
I am Ragnar
yeah generals are almost as retarded as discords we know
Imagine
Then he faked the redit posts and replied to himself tons of times to make it look popular.
howling
This guys Satan. He does this type of thing because nobody can stop him. He’s somewhat like an invading warrior, who rapes and kills humans. And nobody can stop him. Most can’t even comprehend it. It’s really simple, just imagine an alien in the sky who has billions of eyes and 100000 IQ and his greatest pleasure is raping and stealing from humans.
They enslaved me in England.
Of it we're close it wouldn't be chinese enough, such as chinatown.
imagine what
That cloth between her legs only makes me think "wheres the cock"
all the people
Maybe lol
Maybe the one who is waiting for you will prove untrue
you could just go to hongcouver
hate when women touch their pussy through their clothes but then don't start wetting themselves
you're gay
i'm better than you
The sun doesn't tolerate my behavior
Hey. Satan writes all the redit posts. Lol the top ranked posts are designed to brainwash you. Although that parts questionable. It’s possible he’s basically playing a game and as the creator of the game he says, “what would be a post on redit?”. Then he does this. And we’re witnessing it in real time. Doesnt matter how many times you call him out, he just keeps doing it. Im sure he’s enjoying something about this. I just wonder how much joy he really gets. And whether or not it’s a perverted joy. He’s quite sick, I’ve seen him murder countless humans.
This will never be not funny!!!
youtube.com
need those legs wrapped around my face NOW
make ass
I CANT SLEEP
You're not even a real Anon Babbleschizo you just want attention you faggot
Consider it.
Satan is a redditor
I KNEW IT
How many posts?
I want the Brazilian head.
Anon Babble is jesus' website
From the movie XD
King tut was a white man he had fair skin and red hair seethe you egyptian NIGGER
9gag is a xenu website
You fucking baby raper you didn’t follow proto
PAKIJEET AND SCHIZOJEET LINKED UP
NEED IT OR KEEP IT
That is not book.
He was a colonizing cracka
Legs in hands.
Slavo Celto Mutto.
We want our foreskins back
Why the F*CK do people just accept that hotdog buns comes in packs of 6 when hotdogs always come in packs of 8?
When the F*CK are we going to rise up and do something about this B*LLSH*T???
Thats because it’s not a schizo theory it’s actually like that. He controls everything we read almost. He writes in these threads too. He’s very creepy and tries to control us using brainwashing techniques, since nobody would do what he says otherwise. He’s doing something pretty bad.
Yeah but literally. He writes the posts for the big websites, because lots of people see them. And he’s trying to steer them in the right direction. But the direction doesn’t benefit them, lol. It’s literally a scam.
no refunds
I have seen packs of 5 and 6 though
By the way. the things you and people past call "Satan" is just human nature left unchecked by diligent moral reasoning.
You're canadian.
I want to dunk my nuts in ramen noodle soup
Gomu Gomu no
He was fucking icelandic from iceland
Ramessesson
Ay yo we doing it like this
N
New
No not really retard. You’re so fucking stupid. Trump was a trumpet. That’s Satan. William shatner was a joke about being nervous you shat your pants, because he looks like he shat himself. The problem with Satan is he’s actually omnipotent and our poverty is his doing. He literally wants us to be poor so he can sexually abuse us. He’s a gay rapist demon who summons people here for his own sexual pleasure.
Fuck off you evil retarded nigger, genuinely hang yourself you stupid fake schizo obnoxious nigger piece of shit
How do you know English? How do you know my DNA?