LOVELY UP THE FUCKING FOOTIE FANS edish
/brit/
hammers are mental
shocking how expensive the goblin pudding fray bentos sells are
highway fucking robbery
ls it reasonable to ask my parents to stop buying shit food?
They can and do actually make or eat good food too but they just can't resist eating absolute shite which I do too as it's easily available.
The Fatigue: Origin Stories
is google broken
have you considered buying your own food?
NEED a redhead celtic wife who teaches me her funny elven language
probably time to grow up and buy your own food
took the vtuber pill
i.4cdn.org
I do.
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that ho
pathetic manchild complaining about people forced to look after you. grow up
need a ruby update stat
That was real music. Zoomers wouldn't understand.
Even when I was unemployed I wouldn’t let my parents buy my food
rorke decanting his ben's original rice into uncle ben's boxes he kept
they just don't make music like that anymore
raping my arse with a snake plant
So it happened again
sxyprn not available in your region
it's over
The zoomers here won't remember just how great this felt. Things could only get better. Everything was going to be fixed and the country would finally become a fairer place after nearly 2 decades of misrule.
Oh, how little we knew this was actually the nail in the coffin for Britain.
time to grow up, coom-brain mong
yeah you've made this post like a million times. we get it
Using Internet Explorer are you?
you will recall that I said I was going for a walk well I'm back now
got the train in then walked about the town and got a mcdonalds (double quarter pounder + 3 chicken selects w/ limited edition spicy mayo + large coke zero) halfway through. Then walked all the way back to the train station and bought 2 cans of red bull zero to replenish me. Walked 27km in total so the mcdonalds cancels out.
took the route through the university area which just so happened to be full of attractive university-age women who were also out and about walking in the sun with their crop tops and exposed bronze backs, shoulders and tummies so I couldn't help but look at them, as is my right in public areas
I didn't speak to anyone but they say it's good to get out the house. Normal people leave the house. I'm normal. All together it cost me £22 (£6 train ticket, £12 mcdonalds, £4 red bulls).
Trump ambushes Ramaphosa with false genocide claims
that settles it then I don't need to read anymore
The zoomers here won't remember just how great this felt. Things could only get better.
My old boss said the same
He's still Labour too
This is literally the first time I've ever made this post you useless yank.
ashe maree 10 years ago sex arse
no it's not idiot
London marathon 1990
sounds like a nice day out mate. good to get out of the house especially when the weather is nice. shall be going for a similar incelwalk myself tomorrow also via the university for the same reason
need a flat chested asian gf. RIGHT. NOW.
based big don. no other leader has balls like that
We're kindred spirits, you and I.
wish my sister would wear a bra, don't have the heart to tell her that everyone can see her nips pretty much all of the time
need a blonde german gf
Cool.
with false genocide claims
Interesting how every media outlet has put quotes around genocide or they just say it's fake in south africa, but call what's happening in Gaza a genocide while Israel removes kebab. kek
yeah it was decent.
Hope you enjoy your walk x
would a brunette be sufficient or does she have to be blonde?
Delete this mate
I have decided to transition.
From a worm. Into a man.
I hope you all support me during this difficult time.
wake me up inside
can't wake up
save me
Why is life so shite
just go "put your nips away fs" and she will
I'm thinking about Rob Kardashian's upbringing again
por favor
i'm not here to bargain with you jeremy
This is my sister, she keeps bullying me for staying in the house all day on the computer
kek
porn is based
Have you tried to touch her boobs
gay
friends and family at the pub. Tarbet, Scotland. September 1993
Nah.
Quit porn or die.
*pat*
Mad how that family only got famous because their father (or grandfather - don't care enough to learn which it is) successfully managed to get an indisputable murderer back on the streets by inciting racial tensions
roy hodgson looking ahh
nah porn is healthy
Drink and smoke in front of your children
Gabe Newell has 0 hours in CS2.
Wow.
why does every fucking tv advert put a bastard dog barking in it always sets mine off
ah no phones, just pure grimness
Do you want another Islamic era?
Uggo
always mute tv ads me. one press of a button is all it takes and you don't have to listen to their nonsense.
on god im bout to crash out
mad they're all dead now
delete
The Jewish doctors said so, did they
No
YE PUT OUT A SONG WITH NO DAVE BLUNTS AI ON IT AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YES WE ARE SO BACK
are you irish
has the look of a lass who is filthy in bed and has been absolutely ran through
would tho
left my jacket outside
are they really still having a meltdown?
East Midlands
BRING BIG HARVEY BACK PLEASE
which historical figure would you most like to shag (in their pomp)?
then why are you waiting?
it'll be full of spiders and snakes and kangaroos now
so that kfc dirty louisana burger
is it worth scranning?
Still can't believe people watch tv. Seems like an absolute nightmare whenever I visit my grandma and she has the tv on.
Every 10 minutes there's 5 minutes of adverts playing in your house. Just a giant screen in the room that everyone sits and faces advertising to you.
And they just sit there watching it. Staring at the screen telling them to buy things. Mental really.
hanging out with my cousin reading dirty magazines
we saw 2 niggas kissing didnt know what that means
but margaret cute
prefer clean burgers me
what are you saying now
the chernobyl reactor core atoms?
yeah
Porn makes you happy, not havinf sex makes you kill yourself. You need to evade your shit reality somehow.
im never buying it based on those stupid fucking adverts
Nan left me 20k when she died and I spunked it all on nothing
Age 27 has definitely been the worst year of my life. Hopefully things improve now.
The core of both is lust. Manage lust and you win. You don't have to give in to lust to be happy.
(K)fc
Louisiana burger
KFCs gone woke
Why I would want a foreign backwards useless religion to dominate the world. Why I would wanr any religion to dominate anything.
Stop the genocide in South Africa you stupid wog.
can't have been worse than Scraniel spending a £300,000 inheritance on dominos pizzas and elf bars
Already notice the litter on the grass from the blacks and browns playing football on the grass outside my window, I was posting as a joke at first but now this is sad
you are not learning anything new
Won the lottery but I spent it all on yazoo and spicy crisps :(
Horrible isn't it
Who’s scraniel
Ok, I am the dude with the ball in the sea.
Get the police called, the migrants deported
You need to feel sexually realized, it’s a physiological need. Every live creature needs to reproduce, thats jow it works, so when you are unable to do the real thing at keasy you can do fantasize you do it. I will never have sex, let me feel an orgasm at least.
You need to feel sexually realized
No I don't.
She looks Welsh.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Fuck these whores hahahahaha God bless you and good luck. I don't like the either of them anymore, only Deedoo bird. Bon voyage mademoiselle and monsieur!
so how do i not drink the vodka it calls to me at this hour
Might learn calligraphy and practice writing slurs
feeling a bit constipated, might eat some taco bell to get things moving
triangle moment
find a reason to not drink it
lad inherited a pile of cash and sat on the bed in his norwich flat every day watching tv and eating 30 quid's worth of dominos pizza surrounded by empty pizza boxes
Alcohol tastes like shit
get some pineapple in you
alri
Would love a gf like this
give me a hand job
Imagine getting kissed by a woman. It must feel fantastic
Must it?
*starts punching my own head and squealing like a pig*
Poster from a few years back who became a thread personality posting the dominos pizzas he got delivered daily. He had pretty bad depression and alcoholism, both his parents had died and left him a sizeable inheritance and he seemed determined to burn through it eating himself to death.
Accidentally doxed his own full address posting a screenshot of one of his dominos orders and understandably stopped posting after that.
go to sleep, aussie
1) Train LLMs in ESL style and unleash them onto all enemy websites. 2) wait.
It depends
World-first gonorrhoea vaccine launched by NHS England as infections soar
There were more than 85,000 cases in 2023 – the highest since records began in 1918.
Based song
ah it's the retardo from that louis theroux autism doc
that letter was so gay ngl
that's spainlad to you, yankoid
whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn
Why does Trump have a Nordic phenotype despite being of German and Scottish descent
Am I poor if my phone is made of plastic? I don't want to be poor
hope he's doing better desu
Did a moan on the phone to mum
Feel a little bit better now
I guess. Could you believe I never kissed s woman in 25 years.
Drink water
Yes
concerning and problem𝓪tic
time to reminisce about boring thread happenings from years ago for the thousandth time because /brit/ is your entire life is it?
Signed One of the lads x x
*imprints your skull in clay and takes it around my university visits*
which is better tattoos or no tattoos
my name is jef
Still think about him from time to time, hope he’s alright :)
gutted that sxyprn has blocked us
And would you believe I’m an airlinepilot
gay if youre attracted to this
I never imagined her entering an alcoholic varbie mum phase
How many euros do you earn
feed me
No tatoos always
you would know lol
All Spurs, ain't we.
someone help me here
Between 2000 and 4000, depending of how much flight hours I do
need a /mug/ tonight like a pig needs slop
Depressionstein rearing its ugly head once more
ever had a wank in the toilet of a plane
idkbruh
How much do you earn in 1 year
get some coke and alcohol in you asap
The Simpsons, American Dad and Family Guy all had The White Lotus parodies this year. I do not know why.
I don’t know, around 40.000
is the match not on youtube for free?
thought they usually put these finals on for free for plebs like me but I can't find it
Ben is looking a lil zesty if you catchy my drift
*looks through magnifying glass*
What tattoos?
watching one of them illegal streams of the football
Right lads, first can almost done
I'm sober
Fuck
come on spurs!
Why do we agree?
dodgy stick crashes the second kick off happens
FUCK OFFFFFF
No, but its not like I’ve not think about it after seeing the far arse of a cabin crew squeeze between the seats
lad
come on the stoppable object
Newcastle what happened to the old one
they just follow trends now, that's all the "comedy" they're capable of
as for white lotus i don't even know why it's so popular, or pushed as hard as it is. shit show
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIIIGHER
TO A PLAAAAAACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE
dubul ibhunu
No google lost that because they spent all their money on NFL games instead
You need to create a discovery+ account and you can watch it on there for free discoveryplus.com
can't be arsed to do that
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prefer not to say
got the football on
you have to sign up for a free account with jewcovery plus
on the ashfield bitter £1.50 for 4 cans can drink it all night and swell up like a balloon
Based Germany.
no I certainly won't be doing that
shall be streaming it illegally then
How do you even cope as a father
4 hot daughters lmfao, doesn't get worse than this
Protestants did more witch burning than Roman Catholics did. Northern Germany had a lot more witch burnings than Southern Germany, although Southern Germany did have a few.
Give me the Welsh girl.
Like my father does when my sisters bring their shitty boyfriends to home.
Need to write a birthday card to an uncle I don't know too well, any ideas of what to write? And yes ChatGPT is broken
Sir Chicken Bhuna
what would you like us to do with this information?
Tell your mummy and daddy you won't be partaking in their reckless games anymore and you will be eating your own food from now on
bhunaboys yeah yeah
Only the colour XD
is it ever any more than "hope you have a good one" ?
[name]
Happy Birthday!
Love
[name]
Hello, have a nice birthay.
Signed your nephew.
Now I remember why I don't watch the football
instantly reminded how I'd spend like hours playing football manager as a young lad
Fuck me I know what I'm buying tomorrow to play at the toil
I'm glad my grandpa creampied my grandma more than once
warm regards,
anon xxx
Why did Protestants stop doing cool badass stuff like burning witches?
99% of Protestant churches are pussified zogbots now.
happy birthday!
ps have you ever seen a bbc fuck auntie while you wanked in the cuck chair?
write it from the heart mate
the scrandemic
kek
I work with some Americans and they'll be like "Oh yeah this NFL player I was at college with that guy he's making $20 million a year now" quite a few have said stuff like this, is it just that common to know people in the NFL or NBA or other big leagues like that in America?
History
everyone always looks way less sexy in summer because the sun makes them all sweaty and tired and run through
don't forget
Eternally yours, Anon SmellVirge
spurdo spard :DDDDDD
like this choon
Everyone of my age has a girlfriend/boyfriend. How do I cope.
bacon reminds me of my flappy ballsack
'i was at college with' they likely mean they attended the same college as rather than were in classes with the athletic negro in question
having multiple hot sisters
GRIM
took a gamble on a dodgy brown cash only barber and got one of the best trims of my life. All luck of the draw innit.
My friend in the NFL says no it's not that common
enjoy the others
I missed one of her shows because my guts started burning definitely dodgy curry in a hurry
I feel the same we
We don't
But don't act desperate
sunberg is a rapist and everyone south of 30th parallel north has been raped
I wouldn't go to one that accepted cards. Clearly he's too busy in the money laundering side to cut hair decently.
skymouse seems a weird nutter but the photos alrite innit lads
Why do you eat streetshitter food
thats a depressing piece of bacon
you got me there
spainlad is back?
i go to a hairdresser and get touched on by women and get a good haircut too
We were at a festival you helmet!
You ever notice how a lot of people have difficulty just eating something in a controlled and neat way. Like stuff like pizza, or example maybe meatball subs or burgers or whatever...some of this stuff is inherently messy.
Like it's inherently unstable. So if you eat a granola bar it will shatter into crumbs and those crumbs are falling everywhere.
But it requires physical control of the hands as well as the mouth. Like someone takes a bite of a burger and a pickle falls out or a piece of meat falls as they're chewing.
Or they get a pizza and are trying to pull a piece out but it's not completely cut so they're fucking it all up trying to pull it out and the toppings are sliding off and shit.
but just observe that sometime. see how well people are actually controlling what they're eating and trying to minimize "accidentals".
looks fit
paul blart
mall cop
man u looking typically ropey
got to stop fondling and fidgeting with my willy like a brainless nitwit
middle aged touchy feely chatty big chebs hairdressers are the best yeah wish they also wanked you off
If you dont believe God sent his son who was also him down to earth to live a perfect life and die for our sins youll burn in hell forever apart from a load of exceptions for obscure amazon tribes. 2 billion people believe this.
the video above
golem
all my hairdressers are sub-30yo
can't wait for banana to spill some spaghetti
A member of the Belfast rap trio Kneecap has been charged with a terrorism offence
when i do cards i write "lots of love, anon"
based or cringe?
copped his physique to be fair
corr curly ginger
Yes you spastic cunt, lad.
You use your name. non anon
kek. bet it's him scaring some glowies with words
Muslims in France want to go to the UK because they see a lot of videos from there where they can practice their religion freely.
acceptable to family
dodgy to friends
weird to anyone else
mandatory headpats for all um posters
good fuck him fenian bastard
ten
XO, XO, XO
Mix it up, pour it up, take it down slow
up the ra
I'm growing my hair out. I've spent too much money on shit haircuts from deanos, pakis and slavs to care about how my hair looks anymore
I write 'long live Britainia long live the white race, anon'
Islam should be illegal.
onyx black hordes
men kicking balls are they? is this gay porn? ahaha x
same
Do you know Edward I of england married in Spain?
might as well pirate the football the discovery plus stream is utter dogwank
BBC Proms start soon
And there's some musical concerts too
This bro. why do they get a fucking pass to commit terrorist acts and blow up suicide bombs and ram cars into crowds and people just look the fuck past it. people are fucking cucked.
Yeah I remember it from the CL final last year and it was awful then too
i cant do this because my family told me off for being racist in a pub
but thank you for the suggestion
vvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm
shut it down then.
for displaying a flag supporting hezbolla
so you can say kill your local mp but you cant support hezbollah but you can shout up the ira?
This is Las Huelgas Abbey, Burgos, Spain.
well the side that doesn't like one of those things is funding the other two of them
Please don't do that. It's disturbing the birds.
I had a feeling, but I am slowboy.
like you get any birds
What?
"up the ra" doesn't imply harm to the chosen
er, no