What do they think about each other?

what do they think about each other?

I think most Swedes feel they are just a larger Sweden

They’re in a competition to see who can get their sister to fuck more Syrian guys

actually seemingly there isn't much contact between them despite close linguistic and cultural ties, Germans seem to get along with Frenchies more than with them (sad! Imagine what Wotan thinks...).

Germanic excellence

I mean we dont border eachother. Do you think Germany should have close contact with Iceland aswell or something

The evil swedes fed them poopenfarten o algo.

German leftist think Sweden is a Utopia
German rightwingers think Swedes are a bunch of faggots

Sweds think we are similar since they probably think all of Germany is like Schleswig.

They're cool. Kinda distant, and a bit lefty sometimes, but overall nice to interact with. I've never met a swede I wasn't at least cordial with. We once had a 185cm Red haired swedish amazon as an exchange student at our house and I wish I could have sexod her

I don't think about them... wish it was different

idk skandi countries always seem like a lefter and colder version of central evrope

Both are liberal hellholes that need some serious changes in their system and how they see the world

Elaborate

liberal girls like to travel to sweden in summer. idk why

i think germany is a place to buy cheap alcohol
thats about it

Germany is very disliked right now since we have to pay very high electricity costs because of their greentard decisions. All while they happily import nuclear power from us and France while masturbating to their windmills and coal plants. Germans are seen as arrogant retards basically.

they would be very wrong

Sounds like a Southern Sweden problem. Northern Sweden be cruising.

Only people in the south though, and they don't count.

Both are too big NPCs to have any controversial or interesting opinions and stereotypes about eachother

you are brown and live in a third world shithole, shut the fuck up

it's true THOUGH
eat a dick

Germany is sh*t but they are capable of unshitting themselves because Germans are great
t. non-believing knower

They hate Schweden for some reason. we have always been their loyal soldier and we have always punched above the land locked countries of Austria and Switzerland. yet they still hate us

Well, you technically don't border Denmark either yet your ties with them are very close

They hate Schweden for some reason

We don't

yes you do!

How mutually intelligible are German and Swedish? How common do Germans visit Stockholm and Swedes - Berlin? Do you prefer to travel between each other by ship or plane?

why are krauts so EVIL, bros

Everyone hates Germany here, everyone.

I was in Germany many years ago. It was nice. Danke Schön. Tschüss. German sausages. Heide Park was fun. That's my experience. good times/10.

How mutually intelligible are German and Swedish

Not that much you can read some things

How common do Germans visit Stockholm and Swedes

Typical upper middleclass holiday Destination

Do you prefer to travel between each other by ship or plane?

Most people take their car and camp in the "wilderness"

swedes suck up to germany a lot. they stole the prussian uniforms and the swedes were nazis in the 40's

then you had to come back to sweden haha

Swedish grammar is closer to English, so word order and understanding what's going on in long sentences is tricky. Lots of common vocab though.

Rude

how many times have austrians and switzerland committed genocide against them though?

Ich liebe dich ;_;

it was brandenburg that yoinked from sweden but i forgive you

Typical upper middleclass holiday

Interesting why, because Sweden is expensive?

i forgive you

But that's exactly what he wants, you're playing right into his hands

its understandable but very wrong, the prices down south isnt because of germany but a lack of transfer lines north to south. its the same here, even worse actually since we have you use your grid to transfer power north to south.
yet occationally or if a failure happends on thoose transfer lines the south will be totally dependent on continental power.

do NOT google schwedentrunk

DO google schwedentrunk

upper middle class families go camping in norway. Woke girls prefer sweden

germans think swedish tree plantations = real nature

good but i don't forgive you. the swedish mouth waters at everything continental because swedes hate themselves

schwedentrunk

Knowing what Swedish diet actually was, including stuff like surstromming, I believe they actually liked schwedentrunk and wanted their German cousin to taste and enjoy that with them

They think traveling in northern Europe is more "cultured" than traveling through Germany or spend your time on the mediterranian coast. On top they think it's a good way to use all the camping gadgets they bought anyway

This is funny. you can get the same in brandenburg

yeah but nobody is playing into my hands so it doesnt matter any more. Bayern baby girl you know that i have always loved you

Everyone was "nazi" by today's gay standards in the 1940s. We stayed diplomatic for the better of everyone while Denmark and norgay had their jews shipped to the camps.

Mean Swedes here are not representative. We are all very nice and cuddly. :3

you humble me
i am humbled

The only thing to think about is how different their languages are. One people Two voices.

for the better off

yet your jews werent shipped off.
lol, roflmao even

Swedes are OK but why are Danes so unpleasant?

basically all of Danmarks jews was shipped here, 80 years later you got modern sweden.

We literally worship them as the perfect country and people

Our nazis was exported there while jews was rascued and brought here.
Your nazis betrayed your people and let the Germans in. Enough of baiting, pick up a book instead.

What is there to elaborate. We feel you are very similar to us but are just a way bigger country. Obviously theres some differences but most Swedes would feel at home in Germany if they could speak German

If germany has one million haters, then I am one of them.

If germany has a thousand haters, then I am one of them.

If germany has only one hater, then I am that hater.

If germany has no haters, then I am dead.

yet your ties with them are very close

Not really. Our closest tie is Finland followed by Norway then USA
Actually these days you could put USA #1

It was Sweden that let the Germans in. On trains, fully armed. Swedes also let them use their telephones to communicate with troops in Norway. But of course you wouldn't learn this at school because it damages the sverigebilden which is the Swedish religion.

muh humanitarian superpower

If everyone was like Sweden then Fascism would win all the time

Intelligible

Speaking: almost nothing. Reading: some words here and there, but if you have an Idea of what it might be, you can pick up on a lot (ex. Reading signs at a train station)

Stockholm Berlin

I don't think so. The cities have pretty similar weather, so there's not much reason to go visit. I'd wager both visit Barcelona more than each other.

Ship or plane

Ship it you're going with your car or with poors, planes if you're going with normal people. The ferry takes like 8+ hours

it damages the sverigebilden which is the Swedish religion.

Something like "face"? Didn't know Sweden is so Asian in mentality

Norwegian fantasies
Germany took you over with their navy and air force
Ofcoruse we're not gonna disrupt any of their landlines or whatever, thats not what neutrality means

if they could speak German

How commonly do you learn German in Sweden?

Germany has very cheap alcohol, so boomers will drive all the way down there and buy shitton of alcohol to bring back.

Zilch, und das ist ein Skandal

"the swedish image". how they are perceived abroad is ALL they care about. Swedes are unhinged

That was ONE transportation of German soldiers FROM norgay back to Germany.
It was a small diplomatic win.

allying with nazi germany is not exactly being neutral

sweden has to commit suicide even though we dont like them very much but they still should!

fuck off you voted for indipendence didnt you? thank your lucky star that you border such a kind brother that honors your vote

I thought you use Latvia for that

what are the boomer drinks of choice?

Germans are extremely obsessed with how they’re perceived. More than anyone else

Germans are way more autistic about ZE RULES

We shut down multiple German airplanes when they invaded our air space

fuck your vote. we would have battled to death we were ready but swedes pussied out. we cucked you out of your own union without firing a single bullet

The only place Germs and Swedes interact is on a Thai beach.

You'd be better off not gaining independence....

Did you know that roughly half of the swedish language is derived from medieval low german? The hansa essentially civilized us and brought us into the fold of Europe and the christian world.
We were far more concerned with the soviets than Germany. We had backed the germans in ww1 to the point of countryside starvation. Nazis aside, we have always viewed them as allies. We fully supported their backing of Finland during ww2 and that was our focus as well. Around half of our entire stock of arms and ammunition was sent to the finnish war effort. Naturally that included free movement of german troops

sure you would like you was a danish vassal for the last 600 years until we gave you indipendence. you are in no possition to talk about pussying out

Don't like them. They are paragrafryttare.

Seething about history

Why are norgayans like this? You don't see Germans seething about the 30 year war.

You're welcome oder so

Is he really worshipped in Sverje?

Unironically zoomers dont even know Göran Persson who ruled this country 1996-2006
So no, he isn't

Opinion on Swedish Democrats?

Last good PM. It's been down hill from there (starting with the shithead Palme)

Sweden_1950s.webm

Everyone gets to study German, French, or Spanish for atleast 3 years, but hardly anyone ever becomes fluent.

How is the anti porn law going swedcuck?

Why are you censoring your words swedcuck? Will your politicians hunt you down if you dont?

Needed as a threat to establishment parties and to make them adopt their policies.

Utter third world tier retards that you would never in a million year actually want in power. Them hoovering around the 20% mark is perfect

They're pretty meh, but somehow leftists are just that much worse.

You are literally Chilean brother. Silence

For some reason they have a very long-running soap opera set in Sweden, but with an all-German cast who pretend to be Swedes.

Utter third world tier retards

Why

I was fired recently