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Chebs edish
LOVELY FUCKING sub-edish

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You lads heading to the pub later?

meeeental how literally all 95% of women have to do to be attractive is just not be fat but they just can’t fucking handle it
the moment they turn 18 they NEED to turn in to a fucking lardarse

Police are hunting a man who allegedly 'pleased himself' over some avocados in Waitrose.

Shop staff were reportedly forced to throw away trays of the fruit following the disturbing incident at the Malmesbury store at around 2.30pm on 12 February.

wiltshire999s.co.uk/police-hunt-man-avocados-waitrose/

yeah. what i'll do is i'll just lurk this thread like a mong and not post anything. then i'll post a new thread and do the same again.

getting the overwhelming urge to watch godfather 1 and 2 back to back again

nah don't drink

It was real. All of it.

breaking news entire female population of the world changes diet and exercise habits after reading incel post on brit

no im working and if I wasn't i wouldn't be apending my free time imbibing overpriced alcohol

Roather head.

Nordic phenotype vs Semitic Meditterannean phenotype

Goal.

just a fuckin kid

That looks like Neil Young

sxabungling

putin has the most slavic phenotype of all time

Wiltshire has so much to answer for

Bible..

Not in a good mood

Get the Aussie down!!!

What

Gretna Football Club was a Scottish professional football club based in the town of Gretna, Dumfries and Galloway, close to the border between England and Scotland, that last competed in the Scottish Premier League, the then top flight of Scottish football. Nicknamed the Black and Whites or the Anvils, the club was founded in 1946, and enjoyed rapid and continual success in the mid-2000s, reaching the Scottish Cup Final in 2006. However, the club fell into severe financial difficulties when its main financial backer, businessman Brooks Mileson, withdrew funds due to ill health, leading the club to dissolve in 2008.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdd2z841g86o
fuck me theyre still going on about that violent chav druggie who died in tenerife. who gives a single toss?

Go on.

Wish I lived in some comfy redneck state where I could watch nascar, drink a dozen miller lights with my shirt off on my lawn sofa with the boys, shoot some guns and then go back to my trailer to shag the arse off my fit cousin

Just wasn't meant to be I suppose

listening to some RADIOHEAD

There's this song "How to Disappear Completely"

a BANGING tune

check the comments

it's full of bloody schizos who are sympathetic to the song for making the evil voices go away

what the fuck
is this the schizoid national anthem?
haunting stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=6W6HhdqA95w

who gives a single toss?

jay slater, off a cliff

He threatened to rape you right?

be me

talk to girl at work very often

eventually find out she has a boyfriend

stop talking to her, only bare minimum

she starts saying "why are you ignoring me??"

every. single. time

Time to know it.

Fucking bitch.

a BANGING tune

the oriental wife

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Let's agree on it.

what happened to the donated money?

190's back on the portugal vpn then?

*adds it to filter*

ahh there we go

i liked her better as the art student

he never stopped. he's probably been doing it for like a decade now. incredibly sad person

i'll be sitting at home on my computer does that count

hate that stubble comes back the next day

Robert move?

genuinely hadn't seen it in like a year+ cuz he was on all his other vpns instead that i already have filtered

Vietnamese food
Peng
Rorke will never know of course due to his racism

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Time to get rid of him.

leaves inside thick bread

yet great that

takes weeks for me to get stubble, can't grow facial hair or chest hair
vgh.. twink existence..

here's your mozzarella sticks anon, would you like any dipping sauce with that luv?

Who the fuck is Rorke? why are you always talking about him?

fucking freaks

Christianity is starting to take over Europe.

This one ;)

but a fort he wer an angle

didn't know subway was vietnamese

about 1700 years too late for this post

t. Alberto Barbosa

ok

Anna Paulina Luna (née Mayerhofer, later Gamberzky; born May 6, 1989) is an American politician and Air Force veteran serving as the U.S. representative for Florida's 13th congressional district since 2023. A member of the Republican Party, she is the first Mexican-American woman elected to Congress from Florida. She has described herself as a "pro-life extremist".

pooing my pants

love how everyone was making up these incredibly detailed stories about how he was involved with the morrocan mafia and got whacked and thrown in the sea and then it came out he was just a druggie chav mong that fell off a mountain

Live.

um ok

Could it be this??

back to back with who?

i knew it was you frodo

One short clip showed him in the back of a car heading for an AirBnB in the remote village of Masca, about 22 miles (36km) away from where he was staying.

hmmm

Face like a slapped arse

loving the latest charlie veitch video where he follows a guy all around manchester for 20 minutes for calling him a grass

lmao howling
but thing is even half the fatties are still fit
basically being a woman = your body carries you
but even so some are so awful they get rejected

Katy at the Gherkin twerkin

banh mi in vietnam is like 1 pound and it is mega fresh baguette like france

total neighbour death

You were warned.

Test.

heatherpaedo in the smelly bedroom meltin down

lmao all this time i thought Tenerife was a Balearic island.

Sword on cheek.

OH GOD THE MEAT SWEATS ARE STARTING UP AGAIN

Keisha yeeted out of the Gherkin by security unc

thom yorke is 5'4 so I don't believe anything he says

KARMA POLICE, ARREST THIS MAN

more like tom thumb haha

Make it a man.

the bread is NOTHING like a french baguette you bumbling ugly dilettante ignoramus FUCK YOU

English world I call it.

mad how he's a successful, wealthy, and talented musician but im still better than him because im taller lol

You see, my dear boy… I am not merely a man. No, no. I am a specimen — sculpted not by iron and sweat alone, but by purpose. I am cut… from a different cloth. Egyptian cotton, perhaps. Rare. Regal. Refined. The kind of cloth you don’t find on shelves — you inherit it… if you’re lucky.

Fucking hell.

Tonight’s dinner
Two haddock fillets, baby potatoes and a red bell pepper

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often see the word grifter now

Once.

only roastoids on the adverts

So this only applied to roastoids then?

Move on Sire XD

Timmy Snr calling the Gherkin reception, "Have you seen my daughter Emily-Jane?"
LOL

Spaghetti bolognese for me tea

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msg girl you fancy

get ghosted

wow literally everytime

I've finally purchased my gold pass to the gherkin

Palm.

diego shitfaced already

might become a paki

why are the yanks allowed to spam off-topic politics posts here

By saying no win.

You got that from Reddit

How to be English?

Yeah I posted it to reddit as well mate

i wank out of habit

do you lads have a beer with dinner? if so how often?

My favorite ukranian pornstar lost weight and get a breast reduction surgery, fuck my fucking life, can't have ONE nice thing.

diagnosis? peng

The Aussie conception.

Fine.

Right lads, facing a dilemma
Quite tired and don't fancy the cans
Quite hungry for the chips

If the lad(ette)s could say a few words of encouragement

how is that a dilemma retard

Vur.

mad how fit they are

just get red bull and vodka to wake you up

the canslad I know wouldn't even debate this

um

phwoar

I wish I was English.

ladettes

closest i can do is femboy i'm afraid

mmhmm das rite

Okay that's a fucking sign, lads
BIG CANS, BIG CHIPS, BIG CHEBS

Capsule.

might stick a video in

How on god?

Someone has an inappropriate avocado fetish. This was a cry for help.

he's going to get stabbed to death one of these days

mad that there are people who arent christian
like u have all the resources in the world to investigate scripture and the bible and theology but you still choose to remain ignorant
wild honestly

scritch scritch scritch scritch

How do you do?

mad that there are people who arent christian

like u have all the resources in the world to investigate scripture and the bible and theology but you still choose to remain ignorant

wild honestly

wicked violations

feeding frenzy

(8) jesus is lord (8)

that one the other day where the traitorous scum police found the only white person they could asleep on the grass and went out their way to antagonise and arrest him was absolutely enraging

Now go to sleep.

turkish girl feet

Right lads, heading out to the Italian chips shop, the cans and milk shop and of course, will get anything /brit/ wants

Nice thread you fucking retarded faggots

No one even posts here anymore except Americans using bots and proxies

Like look at the previous posts they're literally all spam you'd have to be brain damaged to keep posting here LOL

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want to kiss bonnie blue on the mouth

I am checking out.

you trying to lose weight tubby?
or do you actually eat this willingly?

What's up with Elizabeth?

youve burnt them you sausage

Could someone post Barry, the pub owner?

what do you think of the new peruvian panflute pope diego?

It was a piece of shit.

tubby

I’m 5’9 and 74kg i’m trying to put on muscle
What is wrong with this exactly? It’s tasty, I cooked the veggies myself in olive oil and herbs and spices
The two fish fillets have 55g of protein combined
Nutritious balanced meal

When I look at a girl's arse my eyes are immediately drawn to where I suspect the anus to be, followed by the left arse cheek then the right arse cheek. This is all done within a second.

we dont know much about him but at least he seems mostly orthodox probably a positive direction wrt francis

i'm god's lonely man

What's that language?

what happens if you pan fry your own jizz

loooool

I know a lot about him but yeah I can see why you'd say that if you didn't

It feels like shit.

these things only look bad without tasting bad

it fucking REEKS for days and you have to air the entire house out
don't do it

cum omelette

what do you know about him my g? sorry im no catholic

mustard gas

just dull
when it's Friday night I like to have something like this

it reduces like any other sauce/ liquid

Let's go down motherfucker.

you get a knock on the door from elton

Diego baby
What Did You Think of Eurovision .

King Winston.

EJ

he bummed me up the arse behind the b and ms in dewsbury

SMELL THAT SHIT

FOLC

amazing so great so much fun but israel gota be removed innit

Never understood this
Once you break the goyslop curse it’s hard to go back
Your brain might convince you that you “enjoy” this but I know that if I ate that I would feel sluggish, grim and sickly a few hours later
Once you start exercising and eating healthy regularly it trumps any fleeting hollow satisfaction you get from slop

I fell.

ristorante pizzas suck
there, I fucking said it

Ethnic kids making noise... on the grass outside, not on my watch

I personally was a fan of the Iceland entry don't know why it scored so low. Was good camp eurovision fun.

games workshop is handing out 20mil among its staff after it made record profits last year

agree

Practically my idea.

Once you start exercising and eating healthy regularly it trumps any fleeting hollow satisfaction you get from slop

if that were true nobody would become fat ever lest they were a tubster from childhood

and we all know that's not what happens

No ethnics on my street cause I live in glorious Scotland you see

this is very true although I find it hard to break the habit for sweets and chocolate

SANNA MARIN SEX ARSE

Let's kill each other.

Well it happened for me
And as you age you can get fat from just eating normal food or drinking pints and not countering it by exercise
When you’re young you can eat shite and booze and it doesn’t matter

Dadberg watches this shite

same. Didn't see a black person irl until I was 19 and moved to Edinburgh.

might do a scream

I have more money than you Scotch dole scum *kicks sand in your face*

got the credit card sorted

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each?! hahaha

had to google that one first and yeah I agrees with you sure, sure

The Scottish council underclass are essentially pale Africans though so it doesn’t matter

And as you age you can get fat from just eating normal food

no you cant.
you were snacking excessively, not exercising, or have dog shit genetics. a normal balanced diet will not make you fat

TWO BLOKES KISSING IS WHAT IT IS
TWO MENTALLY ILL BLOKES

you cannot post the trannies

finster is so not into it
mad how he was groomed against his will for money

Trannies are fucking grim

I got more tricks.

*obliterates your mousy swarthy southern frame with my porridge reared oak strong scottish muscles*

KEK
*pulls keks down and bends over*
*sharts and sprays brown stained oak all over that scum*

he's sucked a mans cock mate

very tiny minority where I grew up most people were working class farmers

well now he's a millionaire. and presumably can walk away from all this repugnant degeneracy if he wanted and retire

cans status: on

okay hows about this?

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why the hell does the uk have a holiday on monday
lazy bastards

Dumb.

This is true. Lost about 5 stone over the last 6 months and the feeling of being out and about on a walk or a cycle is invigorating. Still love sweets and chocolate and bought some this evening as a Friday treat, enjoyed them but I overdid it and felt like shit afterwards.

i’m 21 this hasn’t happened to me
i’ve never been fat once
i just don’t crave goyslop anymore since i started going to the gym and taking diet seriously

tranny for pay

ziedberg and heatherpaedo furiously wanking their pathetic micro-nobs over this

I remember when Emma Watson was 17 and some tabloid literally had a 24/7 clock counting down the time until her 18th birthday

that was rather creepy

Use the matrix forever.

och nae aethnics on ma street cos ah'm the aethnic

mad how scripture addresses everyhtng you could ever need to know yet people think some backwards humans thousands of years ago randomly came up with it

Me? I stay lean year round, abs and all. Three days per week hard lifting, five days of cardio, simple as.

The crabs.

katie devastated

are you a sola scriptura man deeg

what does it say about AI?

you exercise 8 days a week?

Grow up

More of a prima scriptura man myself

what does scripture say about entropy and the laws of thermodynamics

grow up

It's not that hard.

grow up

Well you would say that wouldn't you

idk

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