Chebs edish
LOVELY FUCKING sub-edish
/brit/
You lads heading to the pub later?
meeeental how literally all 95% of women have to do to be attractive is just not be fat but they just can’t fucking handle it
the moment they turn 18 they NEED to turn in to a fucking lardarse
hello chaps
Police are hunting a man who allegedly 'pleased himself' over some avocados in Waitrose.
Shop staff were reportedly forced to throw away trays of the fruit following the disturbing incident at the Malmesbury store at around 2.30pm on 12 February.
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yeah. what i'll do is i'll just lurk this thread like a mong and not post anything. then i'll post a new thread and do the same again.
getting the overwhelming urge to watch godfather 1 and 2 back to back again
nah don't drink
It was real. All of it.
breaking news entire female population of the world changes diet and exercise habits after reading incel post on brit
no im working and if I wasn't i wouldn't be apending my free time imbibing overpriced alcohol
Roather head.
Nordic phenotype vs Semitic Meditterannean phenotype
the tobinator
Goal.
just a fuckin kid
That looks like Neil Young
Tributes have been left to a 19-year-old man who has died after a fatal crash in Wiltshire
wiltshiretimes.co.uk
sxabungling
putin has the most slavic phenotype of all time
Wiltshire has so much to answer for
Bible..
Not in a good mood
Get the Aussie down!!!
What
Gretna Football Club was a Scottish professional football club based in the town of Gretna, Dumfries and Galloway, close to the border between England and Scotland, that last competed in the Scottish Premier League, the then top flight of Scottish football. Nicknamed the Black and Whites or the Anvils, the club was founded in 1946, and enjoyed rapid and continual success in the mid-2000s, reaching the Scottish Cup Final in 2006. However, the club fell into severe financial difficulties when its main financial backer, businessman Brooks Mileson, withdrew funds due to ill health, leading the club to dissolve in 2008.
bbc.co.uk
fuck me theyre still going on about that violent chav druggie who died in tenerife. who gives a single toss?
Go on.
Wish I lived in some comfy redneck state where I could watch nascar, drink a dozen miller lights with my shirt off on my lawn sofa with the boys, shoot some guns and then go back to my trailer to shag the arse off my fit cousin
Just wasn't meant to be I suppose
listening to some RADIOHEAD
There's this song "How to Disappear Completely"
a BANGING tune
check the comments
it's full of bloody schizos who are sympathetic to the song for making the evil voices go away
what the fuck
is this the schizoid national anthem?
haunting stuff
who gives a single toss?
jay slater, off a cliff
He threatened to rape you right?
be me
talk to girl at work very often
eventually find out she has a boyfriend
stop talking to her, only bare minimum
she starts saying "why are you ignoring me??"
every. single. time
Time to know it.
Fucking bitch.
a BANGING tune
the oriental wife
Let's agree on it.
what happened to the donated money?
190's back on the portugal vpn then?
*adds it to filter*
ahh there we go
i liked her better as the art student
he never stopped. he's probably been doing it for like a decade now. incredibly sad person
HMP sex arse
Female prison officer 'had behind-bars fling with convicted robber at same time as affair with man jailed for killing his best friend in 147mph police chase crash'
dailymail.co.uk
i'll be sitting at home on my computer does that count
hate that stubble comes back the next day
Robert move?
Soon™
genuinely hadn't seen it in like a year+ cuz he was on all his other vpns instead that i already have filtered
Vietnamese food
Peng
Rorke will never know of course due to his racism
Time to get rid of him.
leaves inside thick bread
yet great that
takes weeks for me to get stubble, can't grow facial hair or chest hair
vgh.. twink existence..
here's your mozzarella sticks anon, would you like any dipping sauce with that luv?
Who the fuck is Rorke? why are you always talking about him?
fucking freaks
Christianity is starting to take over Europe.
This one ;)
but a fort he wer an angle
didn't know subway was vietnamese
about 1700 years too late for this post
t. Alberto Barbosa
ok
Anna Paulina Luna (née Mayerhofer, later Gamberzky; born May 6, 1989) is an American politician and Air Force veteran serving as the U.S. representative for Florida's 13th congressional district since 2023. A member of the Republican Party, she is the first Mexican-American woman elected to Congress from Florida. She has described herself as a "pro-life extremist".
pooing my pants
love how everyone was making up these incredibly detailed stories about how he was involved with the morrocan mafia and got whacked and thrown in the sea and then it came out he was just a druggie chav mong that fell off a mountain
Live.
um ok
Could it be this??
back to back with who?
i knew it was you frodo
One short clip showed him in the back of a car heading for an AirBnB in the remote village of Masca, about 22 miles (36km) away from where he was staying.
hmmm
Face like a slapped arse
loving the latest charlie veitch video where he follows a guy all around manchester for 20 minutes for calling him a grass
lmao howling
but thing is even half the fatties are still fit
basically being a woman = your body carries you
but even so some are so awful they get rejected
Katy at the Gherkin twerkin
banh mi in vietnam is like 1 pound and it is mega fresh baguette like france
total neighbour death
You were warned.
Test.
heatherpaedo in the smelly bedroom meltin down
lmao all this time i thought Tenerife was a Balearic island.
Sword on cheek.
OH GOD THE MEAT SWEATS ARE STARTING UP AGAIN
Keisha yeeted out of the Gherkin by security unc
thom yorke is 5'4 so I don't believe anything he says
KARMA POLICE, ARREST THIS MAN
more like tom thumb haha
Make it a man.
the bread is NOTHING like a french baguette you bumbling ugly dilettante ignoramus FUCK YOU
English world I call it.
mad how he's a successful, wealthy, and talented musician but im still better than him because im taller lol
You see, my dear boy… I am not merely a man. No, no. I am a specimen — sculpted not by iron and sweat alone, but by purpose. I am cut… from a different cloth. Egyptian cotton, perhaps. Rare. Regal. Refined. The kind of cloth you don’t find on shelves — you inherit it… if you’re lucky.
Fucking hell.
Tonight’s dinner
Two haddock fillets, baby potatoes and a red bell pepper
often see the word grifter now
Once.
only roastoids on the adverts
So this only applied to roastoids then?
Move on Sire XD
Timmy Snr calling the Gherkin reception, "Have you seen my daughter Emily-Jane?"
LOL
Spaghetti bolognese for me tea
msg girl you fancy
get ghosted
wow literally everytime
I've finally purchased my gold pass to the gherkin
Palm.
diego shitfaced already
might become a paki
why are the yanks allowed to spam off-topic politics posts here
By saying no win.
You got that from Reddit
How to be English?
Yeah I posted it to reddit as well mate
i wank out of habit
do you lads have a beer with dinner? if so how often?
My favorite ukranian pornstar lost weight and get a breast reduction surgery, fuck my fucking life, can't have ONE nice thing.
diagnosis? peng
The Aussie conception.
Fine.
Right lads, facing a dilemma
Quite tired and don't fancy the cans
Quite hungry for the chips
If the lad(ette)s could say a few words of encouragement
how is that a dilemma retard
Vur.
mad how fit they are
just get red bull and vodka to wake you up
the canslad I know wouldn't even debate this
um
phwoar
I wish I was English.
ladettes
closest i can do is femboy i'm afraid
mmhmm das rite
Okay that's a fucking sign, lads
BIG CANS, BIG CHIPS, BIG CHEBS
Capsule.
might stick a video in
How on god?
Someone has an inappropriate avocado fetish. This was a cry for help.
he's going to get stabbed to death one of these days
FUCK me Germans are FREAKS
mad that there are people who arent christian
like u have all the resources in the world to investigate scripture and the bible and theology but you still choose to remain ignorant
wild honestly
scritch scritch scritch scritch
How do you do?
mad that there are people who arent christian
like u have all the resources in the world to investigate scripture and the bible and theology but you still choose to remain ignorant
wild honestly
wicked violations
feeding frenzy
(8) jesus is lord (8)
that one the other day where the traitorous scum police found the only white person they could asleep on the grass and went out their way to antagonise and arrest him was absolutely enraging
Now go to sleep.
turkish girl feet
Right lads, heading out to the Italian chips shop, the cans and milk shop and of course, will get anything /brit/ wants
Nice thread you fucking retarded faggots
No one even posts here anymore except Americans using bots and proxies
Like look at the previous posts they're literally all spam you'd have to be brain damaged to keep posting here LOL
want to kiss bonnie blue on the mouth
I am checking out.
you trying to lose weight tubby?
or do you actually eat this willingly?
What's up with Elizabeth?
youve burnt them you sausage
Could someone post Barry, the pub owner?
what do you think of the new peruvian panflute pope diego?
It was a piece of shit.
tubby
I’m 5’9 and 74kg i’m trying to put on muscle
What is wrong with this exactly? It’s tasty, I cooked the veggies myself in olive oil and herbs and spices
The two fish fillets have 55g of protein combined
Nutritious balanced meal
When I look at a girl's arse my eyes are immediately drawn to where I suspect the anus to be, followed by the left arse cheek then the right arse cheek. This is all done within a second.
we dont know much about him but at least he seems mostly orthodox probably a positive direction wrt francis
i'm god's lonely man
What's that language?
what happens if you pan fry your own jizz
loooool
I know a lot about him but yeah I can see why you'd say that if you didn't
It feels like shit.
these things only look bad without tasting bad
it fucking REEKS for days and you have to air the entire house out
don't do it
cum omelette
what do you know about him my g? sorry im no catholic
mustard gas
just dull
when it's Friday night I like to have something like this
it reduces like any other sauce/ liquid
Let's go down motherfucker.
you get a knock on the door from elton
Diego baby
What Did You Think of Eurovision .
King Winston.
EJ
he bummed me up the arse behind the b and ms in dewsbury
SMELL THAT SHIT
FOLC
amazing so great so much fun but israel gota be removed innit
Never understood this
Once you break the goyslop curse it’s hard to go back
Your brain might convince you that you “enjoy” this but I know that if I ate that I would feel sluggish, grim and sickly a few hours later
Once you start exercising and eating healthy regularly it trumps any fleeting hollow satisfaction you get from slop
I fell.
ristorante pizzas suck
there, I fucking said it
Ethnic kids making noise... on the grass outside, not on my watch
I personally was a fan of the Iceland entry don't know why it scored so low. Was good camp eurovision fun.
games workshop is handing out 20mil among its staff after it made record profits last year
agree
Practically my idea.
Once you start exercising and eating healthy regularly it trumps any fleeting hollow satisfaction you get from slop
if that were true nobody would become fat ever lest they were a tubster from childhood
and we all know that's not what happens
hey
SeaGulls
Leave Gary Eats alone !!
No ethnics on my street cause I live in glorious Scotland you see
this is very true although I find it hard to break the habit for sweets and chocolate
SANNA MARIN SEX ARSE
Let's kill each other.
Well it happened for me
And as you age you can get fat from just eating normal food or drinking pints and not countering it by exercise
When you’re young you can eat shite and booze and it doesn’t matter
Dadberg watches this shite
same. Didn't see a black person irl until I was 19 and moved to Edinburgh.
might do a scream
I have more money than you Scotch dole scum *kicks sand in your face*
got the credit card sorted
each?! hahaha
had to google that one first and yeah I agrees with you sure, sure
The Scottish council underclass are essentially pale Africans though so it doesn’t matter
And as you age you can get fat from just eating normal food
no you cant.
you were snacking excessively, not exercising, or have dog shit genetics. a normal balanced diet will not make you fat
TWO BLOKES KISSING IS WHAT IT IS
TWO MENTALLY ILL BLOKES
you cannot post the trannies
finster is so not into it
mad how he was groomed against his will for money
Trannies are fucking grim
I got more tricks.
*obliterates your mousy swarthy southern frame with my porridge reared oak strong scottish muscles*
KEK
*pulls keks down and bends over*
*sharts and sprays brown stained oak all over that scum*
he's sucked a mans cock mate
very tiny minority where I grew up most people were working class farmers
well now he's a millionaire. and presumably can walk away from all this repugnant degeneracy if he wanted and retire
cans status: on
okay hows about this?
why the hell does the uk have a holiday on monday
lazy bastards
Dumb.
This is true. Lost about 5 stone over the last 6 months and the feeling of being out and about on a walk or a cycle is invigorating. Still love sweets and chocolate and bought some this evening as a Friday treat, enjoyed them but I overdid it and felt like shit afterwards.
i’m 21 this hasn’t happened to me
i’ve never been fat once
i just don’t crave goyslop anymore since i started going to the gym and taking diet seriously
tranny for pay
ziedberg and heatherpaedo furiously wanking their pathetic micro-nobs over this
I remember when Emma Watson was 17 and some tabloid literally had a 24/7 clock counting down the time until her 18th birthday
that was rather creepy
Use the matrix forever.
och nae aethnics on ma street cos ah'm the aethnic
mad how scripture addresses everyhtng you could ever need to know yet people think some backwards humans thousands of years ago randomly came up with it
Me? I stay lean year round, abs and all. Three days per week hard lifting, five days of cardio, simple as.
The crabs.
katie devastated
are you a sola scriptura man deeg
what does it say about AI?
you exercise 8 days a week?
Grow up
More of a prima scriptura man myself
what does scripture say about entropy and the laws of thermodynamics
grow up
It's not that hard.
grow up
i think scripture is the fundamental truth of reality but exegesis of it can be valid
openbible.info
?
irrelevent question for the meaning of life
Well you would say that wouldn't you
idk
Up.