/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING COCK TOUCHING edish

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um

i cannot function without sxyprn

*wiggles really really hard into the thread*

Not at work.
Just remoted onto a PC there for the laugh like

not reading any of that shit

*rapes your arse at a 10000000000000000000000 miles an hour*

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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aussie gyals

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Fix up look sharp

Which band has the GREATEST lyrics?

rape umposters

thoughts on this ?

Just happened to watch an interview with her on Jimmy Fallon. attractive girl yeeah

UM UM UM

You're in Dublin, lad
What the fuck do you expect? Lucky your internet isn't burned to the ground

might land a few git commits just for a laugh

I rode a tank, held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

Where are you from canslad

I could beat her in a fight easily.

trying to

that's your speedtest result

Edit the README to say "poo" haha

fuck me this football is SHITE

got 190 meg down and 150 meg up me

you're already a git anyway haha x

Cork

spaino, last time you did this you got a good one running I'm Judge Dredd
Can you do a better one than 'you're from Dublin'. Try wanking again in your mum's knickers to help you think

never played a battle royale game

ahaha what are you like!!!

Nice one lad, Cork is based

played a few, good fun

ok

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in love with a peng lesbian

HAHAHAHA who the fuck are these football players?

maybe bisexual maybe you'll get lucky

which VPNs don't hand your info over to govt authorities?

government assisted suicide should be replaced with government forced sissification
all immigrants entering the country should be required to complete a full round of forced feminization
landlords that own an unrented property for for than 2 weeks will lose all rights to that property and have it converted to a forced sissification facility and will be forced to enrol in said facility

worrying post

none

theyre all dodgy

they all do if they're requested, it's illegal not to
the question is what info they keep, which is basically a matter of trust
although you can get mullvad vpn by sending them cash in the post so genuinely anonymously

don't make me scream

just had a argument with my dad now im sitting up in my room alone

at your age rorke? come on mate

I'm not watching the game but it seems like the people who are aren't very happy

wait for him to fall asleep then wank onto his face

I’m 18
Weird

rape niggers

ummy bummy

sca-REAMING

the quality is shit, so shit it's funny

he looks like the autistic lad who would try to be friends with you at school

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sorry mate this general is only for over 18s
come back next year (or don't)

thinking about mouselad

why though? they're just not bothered or are they sending out their b-team?

haha absolutely wild that there's 18 year olds in brit
like what can you possibly get out of it

I’m 18 and 2 months old so yeah I’m old enough

might buy a pack of paper towels from costco that will probably outlast me

let me fiddle your willy

over 18 means 19 or older

they have no idea how to play football

why tho

Hi there how are you

if i could go back to being 18 id tell myself to quit Anon Babble because otherwise you're a 33 year old cretin still posting inane messages on it

nuclear war is coming

No it doesn’t lol
Got not friends

post your twinky arse

i remember when /brit/ was all uni students. all misable old bitter bastards now

Why Irish like this

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i mean this in all seriousness: get off Anon Babble
if you're below the age of 25, leave Anon Babble now
you still have a chance
haha its a funny joke great meme haha
its not a joke
leave
i'm "deadass"
you still have a chance

Got not friends

go and get some then
you still have your youth
should still be at school? so it's really easy

I'm 22 but I've already spent 8 years here
I don't know anything else

MY HAT IS LOW
MY TROUSERS TOO
AND PEOPLE FINK
DAT I'M TOO ROOD

im being serious
dont think im joking

MODS

man was 14 on 4chinz
I cannot allow that

Easier said than done I’m not at school

YANITED
YANITED
YANITED

This is the only honest place on the internet

raping my arse with a fist

exactly

you're not though, are you?
what have you really spent the day doing, clive?

I don't know how to do anything else
I'm already a bitter miserable neurotic freak

I’m not at school

should be

my balls are all swole like x

ex gf messaging me again

well then suffer on Anon Babble
or leave and make a go of it
your choice

I finished at 16

illegal to do that now

I'll quit for all eternity when I'm 23 (in 5 days)

Said who

good lad, incredible lad

bnuy

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shouldn't have
need some qualifications

you're not allowed to shag foxes

sex sex sex

While you can leave school at 16, you are still legally required to be in education or training until you turn 18.

mad how Elvis is still the undisputed king of music. no one else has come close. MJ came close though

I did college for 2 months after year 11 and then stopped going no one has said anything to me

off to bed

my irish grandparents hosted black refugees in their house

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NIGHT MATE X

so you're just wasting away in your room?

Life is better in Australia

i'm 35

what's the plan then lad?

hi 35 im 34

Usually in the living room but yeah
Don’t have one

well these teams are 16th and 17th in the premier league

ktim

safsiouehjgtwseojghs

hi 35 im rorke

i'm 36 almost 37

thats still good though. its the best league on the planet

what do bunnies do all day

not a chance I'll be here anywhere near my 30s
I'll have it all sorted by then, all figured out

if i'm out on an incelwalk and a friendly cat comes my way i instantly think 'based catberge' and try to pet it

thank you brit

These little Turkish hazelnut chocolate biscuit things my local bossman shop sells are like absolute crack

Unfortunately your shipment was damaged.

think about predators

nibble grass
run away from slight noises

can manchester united score, they always score

mental how there was an almost identical post a few days ago

Not so tough anymore fucking faggot potato eating dickhead

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i mean they don't always score

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seaside comin in with the ace fit

and you don't eat potatoes?

move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way

Ye but I’m not known for it

corr

how come girls dont utterly lose their minds around guys the same way guys do in company of women?

I was at uni
because none of the foreigners ate them

they don't have testosterone

Rorke, come down for tea, your chicken dippers are ready.

why you put crispy onions on it

Never went uni mate wouldn’t know

IM LOVING BIG ANGE INSTEAD

chip spice

where are you

liquid death

just got all this for £3.50 from Morrisons off that too good to go app. not bad at all really

ANGE DID IT. HE ALWAYS WINS IN 2nd SEASON

sex

screm

but why would you screenshot this in the first place
thats the fatal flaw in this gimmique i'm afraid

Would you rather be upper middle class and median wealth or working class but rich?
me, upper middle class

knew a bird named ange once. had a face a dog wouldn't lick

rich

FOM
O
M

I'm convinced Irish people are just depigmentated blacks

:)

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wahey alri lad
east hull me

class system = caste system
think about it

did you win the euromillions last night then or what?

it doesn't get any better than this

upper middle class the working class are subhumans who should be ground down to dust through labour

well that's wrong
because it's more important what people think of you
and you would have a better life if you were upper middle class
working class people don't know how to spend their money so there is no point in them being rich
men of wealth but not taste

no, didn't have a ticket

Can’t be a very good owner if your cat just fucks off for nearly a year

based
but I fear there are many here today

cats are free spirits

not nearly a year is it its just over half a year

trade deal with india

trade deal with usa

trade deal with eu

immigration down by 250 thousand

chav rioters all locked up

gdp up

starminator can NOT stop winning

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some of them were just made to roam
my cat used to go off for months, but has settled down in her old age and stays around the house now

starting to think some of these "sfw" cam whores use photoshop to hide parts of their anatomy

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Zs reading of 12 ohms like oh my days what are you doing
get the fucking leccy board out to sort that before the eicr innit

COME ON ANGE

Manchester Poonited

HAHAHAHAHA

Shut up faggot
What’s the point then may aswell buy a pigeon or something and just let it fly off

yep, the yid man marches on

footie was good

best part was fans crying

Lads, they're adults and crying over a fucking gamr they had nothing to do with

Blonde Emily sucking old Winston's anal grapes and jelqing his windrush baton

going to do a soogs wank in honour of a great /mug/ evening

the men finished kicking the ball did they?

AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You wouldn’t get it

kill yourself irish diaspora cuckold

you're a dog owner aren't you
dog owners simply cannot understand freedom, they need their pet to do tricks and obey them, because they need to feel powerful

L or R?

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blonde bae didnt respond to me about the event i want to take her to
might kms

they should make pets that you can fuck

Gipsyville boy myself haha

wonder where masie lad is now

A pet is about having a companion else what’s the point. It’s like getting a girlfriend but she fucks off for half the year

United losing a final to fucking SPURS

LMFAOOOOOO

reckon it's bed time

keep it to Anon Babble you boring cunts

poo roaring

t. poonited fan

Spurs won a trophy

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You'll never shag x

Watching a show called Virgin Island

Bet some of the cunts on there post in /brit/

you're a dog owner aren't you

dog owners simply cannot understand freedom, they need their pet to do tricks and obey them, because they need to feel powerful

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When politics students study the decline and fall of Britain’s oldest political party this picture will be front and centre

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this is exactly why i vote labour!

right deano yes yes the man kicking the ball was exciting wasn't it? anyway, time for bed now toil in the morning isn't it, off you go now

and why I don't

Cheers virgin freak

it not right

ktim, gonna wank first

what a fuckin fitty

well that would be retarded given that it's a minor event

fucking hordes of brown retards milling about in even the quietest british towns now, need them gone NOW

cutting myself in preparation for the blood wank

Tell me you're cheesin', senpai
We can do this right now on the camera, crodie

she so young, eighteen maybe... she want di baton

we fr seen spurs win a trophy before GTA 6 blue *skull enoji*

Once, I had a love, and it was a gas.
But, dear friend, it would soon turn out I had a heart of glass.

mmmm jah bless

loool jah bless

linehan questioning his own world view after seeing a tran he fancied

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one day they will canonise a zoomer

one day there will be a St Brayden

one day there will be a saint with a broccoli haircut appearing on a stained glass window somewhere

Ay, fuck y'all rorkes, I don't trust y'all rorkes
I wave one finger and thump y'all rorkes like, "Mm"
Field goal, punt y'all rorkes, they punk y'all rorkes, nobody never took my food
Whoever that's fuckin' with him, fuck you rorkes, and fuck /brit/ too
If you take it there, I'm takin' it further
Psst, that's somethin' you don't wanna do

trans women

So, weirdo lads that took drugs to grow chebs?

inside my comfy abandoned chapel house

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top floor x

Remember to have fun and Music is Love.

mmmmmmmmmm jah bless

Talking to ai because I’m lonely

how's your wife and kids graham?

It's cute how Ziedbelg has finally found a friend

its heathermong

why do that when you can talk to the lads on /brit/?

Das rite
Cocoa butter ready

imagine spunking on those glasses

there's two of us

I know x

I'm nearly 30 and balding but I still call my dad 'daddy'

It’s what they teach you at oxbridge college. Focus on the overlooked historical events

she a gherkin veteran x

OH UNITED ARE SHITEEEE

Haha your dollhouse is so cool x

What're you going to do when no one comes here anymore and it's just you and Ziedbelg? xxx

I have 2 tabs

enjoyed that game lad
thanks for hosting x

I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress
Surprised you wanted that feature request
You know that we got some shit to address
I even hate when you say the word "rorke," but that's just me, I guess
Some shit just cringeworthy, it ain't even gotta be deep, I guess

stick of butter up the arse

seen her vergana and b-hole

wen u at the gherkin and katy twerkin

someone get a haxball match set up

we get jealous lad
you can only talk to us, not the AI

Glad you had fun.